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Every year, retailers lose $45 billion to shoplifters. It's the job of loss
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How are you? Get in.
Sit right in that metal chair.
Get right in here. You don't go anywhere.
He's still in that bucket.
Who is it? Just to try to run him?
Fuck me.
I've got to get a breath.
Oh, God.
Look.
I can't believe this is the first one to try to run. She tried to run.
I don't know why you're trying to, like, chase after me. It makes no sense.
Look, you guys want to declare anything? What do you want to say? Don't say
anything to him.
We didn't do anything.
I don't know what you're accusing us of.
Yeah, okay.
Well, you just stay right where you're at. I gotta go get some paperwork to
process you guys, alright?
So don't move a muscle.
Fuck me.
You do the job.
You got us caught because you couldn't run.
Because I couldn't run. And then I had to go back for you.
Thanks for getting us in trouble. He's a mall cop. I didn't think that he would,
like, chase me.
He's a mall cop.
Yeah, well, I guess a mall cop can rest.
Yeah.
Obviously. But here we are.
How are we going to get out of here?
Try to do your phone works. Maybe you can call your boyfriend to pick us up.
I don't even think I'm connected to anything.
I don't know why I'm always getting in trouble with my little sister.
It's only with you. You're just, like, the worst luck for me. Really.
I learned from the best, you know?
What's gonna happen?
Do you think the door's locked?
It might be open, because, I mean, you kind of walked out.
I cannot get in trouble.
I feel like we're in like a supply closet.
This is not professional.
Don't say anything, okay? Don't mention anything.
I don't know. I don't know because you'll tell mom.
We both are going to get in trouble.
Regardless.
I'm not getting in trouble.
Feels like we're getting in trouble right now.
We are not getting in trouble.
This guy's taking a long time.
Maybe he gives us more time to think of what to do.
The phone is dead.
We got caught pretty much.
I got chased by more cops.
Well, maybe if we weren't so negative, we'd find a way out of here.
I think he's coming back.
Did he take away your phone?
Yeah, I took everything.
Like, I don't even understand how we got in this situation right now.
Well, because you wanted a tub and I had to get it for you because you were
being such a little baby about it.
And you can steal your own stuff.
I don't get it.
If you wanted to come around with me, you should just do your own thing
obviously this isn't working.
I didn't want that tub that bad.
I just... It's just a shirt. You don't want to spend money on it, you know?
But... Who knew that a mall cop would be chasing us? That makes no sense.
You shouldn't have stole it if you didn't think it was worth it either, so
put the blame on me.
You asked for the shirt, so I got it for you. I was trying to be a good big
sister. I mentioned it, like, once, and then just thought that you wasn't...
Okay, maybe you should stop being ungrateful.
And I would care a little more, but now I don't give a fuck.
You know what? Just stop talking to me and don't say anything to the fucking
cop.
I'm going to get in so much fucking trouble.
We're both going to get in trouble.
It's like, well, I didn't take anything.
I don't know, maybe he'll look on the camera and just see that you took it.
Really?
Really, me? I mean... You're gonna say that right now?
It's better that way, honestly, because... You better not fucking say
I swear to God, I'm gonna fucking beat you up when we get home. Oh, you cannot
do that.
Oh, yeah?
Wait till you get the fuck out this office. I don't give a fuck.
You're being so unreasonable right now. You stole it. You're being so fucking
immature. I didn't steal it.
Shut the fuck up.
I'm not gonna get in any trouble.
If you don't see anything, I don't get in trouble.
I don't know, there's cameras everywhere.
I feel like we were just, like, set up.
I don't think so. I think you were just being obvious.
I mean, you were stealing, and you told me, so you shouldn't have told me before
you were going to steal.
Then I would have been more casual, but... Where is this guy?
I just want to know what is going on.
He's probably calling Mom right now.
He doesn't have her information, though.
It's not that hard.
Do you got weed?
I think I dropped my backpack.
I'm always loving it. I need to smoke up this.
Well, if we get in trouble, we're not going to be smoking anything.
I said we're not getting in trouble if you don't say anything!
I don't know why you're yelling at me.
Because you keep on saying we're getting in trouble. Just shut the fuck up and
stop saying that. We're not getting in trouble.
Just be casual.
Be casual. Remember being casual like earlier? Just be casual, okay? I didn't
such a good job with that.
I know. Just try better. Just try harder.
Can you do that?
Yeah, I guess.
You know what's best.
If you just listen, you won't get in trouble.
Just listen to me, sister.
Okay?
Where's this guy?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Say it.
Processed paperwork, I think.
But what paperwork?
He's freaking out right now. Is he calling the cops? Do you think he's
the cops?
Well, you said we're not going to get in trouble. Well, I don't know. He hasn't
come back. So I'm just thinking that maybe he called the cops already. I
know as much information as you do, so... Well, maybe he's seen the cops
was bringing you in here?
No. It was pretty, like, he chased me and then, like, pushed me into this
I can't believe I dropped my backpack.
Fuck your backpack.
Does it matter?
It's getting fucking hot.
Oh, my God.
I don't know what to do rather than sit here.
It makes no sense why we're in here right now.
There's like a key somewhere to open the door.
Yeah, why is the door locked?
First off, that's weird.
I think that's kind of like illegal to do.
Whatever.
I don't know, I feel like...
Looking through the stuff in here is going to just make our situation worse.
I don't think so. It's like lost and bound and like stolen stuff or broken
stuff. So I don't think it really matters.
And we're lost, so we can't do shit. So, again, you're not helping.
Why are you going to be so mean in this situation?
Because I'm freaking out.
Because I'm not trying to get arrested.
You know what?
I'm just going to sit down and wait until he comes back.
I can't talk to you. Just don't talk to me no more. Please, don't.
For the sake of my sanity, don't talk.
Well, he's probably going to ask me questions.
So if he asks me a question, I just don't say anything.
You're right to remain silent. You know you're right.
Again, welcome.
Alright. I cannot believe you try to run.
Doesn't say anything.
Well, you kicked after me.
Yeah, well, because you ran.
Anyway. Well, you know she has asthma. You shouldn't be chasing after a girl
has asthma.
Well.
She could have, like, died.
You're a mall cop.
He's a mall cop.
Yo, why'd you...
I'm so sorry, this is my little sister. I'm just being realistic here, you know,
being honest.
Well, it's not very funny, considering this is some very serious business.
Very serious business.
I'm going to have to fill out some loss prevention paperwork.
So what's going on?
Can we leave?
Kind of, the game is quiet at the moment.
That would probably be the best way.
Yeah, I mean...
Smart Alex in the crowd today.
It's all funny to get a record for shoplifting. Can you call my mom?
No. I have to get a record for shoplifting.
Because I got some video surveillance of you guys stealing
merchandise in the store.
Well, I didn't steal anything.
Well, that's what everyone says.
But you can look, you said there's tapes.
Yeah.
I didn't steal anything.
It was just Gina.
What the fuck?
That's great. I'm just being honest.
I'm not trying to get in trouble. She actually rats you out. Is that what? I
mean, the cameras just give you the proof anyways.
So, basically, what's going to happen here is...
One of two ways we can do this.
Call the cops.
What?
Okay.
Just let me talk.
Look, my sister didn't do anything, but she was with me.
And I get it.
Maybe I'm a bad example.
And she shouldn't be with me.
But maybe calling the cops is a little bit too much, you know?
Maybe you should have thought about it before you stole merchandise from the
store. But I didn't say anything.
Shut the fuck up.
Look. You just continue incriminating yourself.
Please, can you just, like, let me pay for it?
Yeah. Just, like, I have money. If you give me my bag, I have some money. I
forgot to pay for it. Just please, please, please, please, please. I'll pay
it. You don't have to call the cops.
We don't even have to, like, talk about this or call my parents or even make a
big issue. Like, please.
Go home and pretend nothing happened and... I...
Maybe... Look, I'll do anything.
How about we start with this? Let me continue what I have to do, my job.
Do you have any identification between the two of you?
Let's start there.
I... No, I lost my bag while you were chasing me.
I don't have an ID.
I'm going to have to pick the name and address it here on the paperwork.
So if you could just do the right thing and do that, you can start with the
guilty one.
It's anywhere, right? It's anywhere,
right? Yeah, right where it says identification, if you don't have any,
fill in that area.
Perpetrator. Yeah.
This is my name.
And your address. Oh, you have the same address.
Yeah. With sisters.
I was kind of leaning towards that, but I wasn't entirely sure.
Sisters.
Like Thelma and Louise.
Yeah.
Kind of funny. All right, and this is 2325 Cobblestone Street.
Is it a legitimate address?
Yeah.
Mm -hmm.
You sound so, like, positive.
I believe her.
I mean... Great.
I'm pretty excited.
I'm sure a moral cop can just look up the names, right? Because you're a cop.
Okay. All right. That's what I meant. All right.
Just keep thinking. You're getting deeper and deeper in trouble.
What are the consequences of an action zone?
The police will come get you. In fact, let me make a phone call here.
Yes.
This is the general store that I'm at.
I got some... Yeah, I got a few young ladies shoplifting.
I'm going to send the cops.
Why?
I'm going to call you back.
I have a job to do. If you guys don't agree to go along with it, then...
You know, you two...
If there's any attempt to handle this in any serious matter, have you guys been
drinking or smoking?
No.
No, not at all. I'm a good girl.
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Please, please, please. At what point are you
to get serious?
We're very serious about this. We just don't know what's going on.
station and be out of my fucking hair we don't need to do all that that's like
extra work for you so why would you need less work for me actually they'll come
and i'll just make you know sit here and until they get here look i didn't take
you away and there'll be that i didn't mean to steal i forgot to pay it's an
honest mistake and like i said i'm sorry for us making a day
harder
Because I got a job to do. Of course, yeah, I know. You got a job, and you
hard, and you seem like a nice guy.
And we're just kids.
We make mistakes.
And I just hope that you see through this and, like me, give us a chance.
We can laugh about it later, you know?
Yeah.
Well, get ready. You're all right. I got some more paperwork to get. I'm going
to go across the street.
Just... Just think about it, please. What more paperwork?
My job is to stay in there.
No fine business.
You're making it a lot harder for me, aren't you? We're both making it harder.
You just gotta kiss the little ass.
He's a mall cop.
He's a mall cop.
I can't take this seriously, honey.
the mock -up because I can't stop laughing about it.
I don't think he locked the door.
Let's see if he locked the door at least one more time before he comes back.
And if he doesn't, I'm scared that he's going to walk through that door. I'm so
scared.
Did you try to, like, budge it a little? Like, shake the doorknob? I'm scared.
I'm scared that he's going to come through that door and then we're going
in more trouble because it looks like we're escaping.
And I'm not trying to make this worse.
I don't know what to do anymore.
I try to be nice.
I try to kiss her.
I don't know.
Depending on what this paperwork looks like, because that's what he's talking
about, this dang paperwork.
Just beg, beg, beg, beg, beg.
Don't give me that face.
Who wants to do that? That's like demoralizing.
What do you mean? Look, I'm not trying to get in trouble.
And if you don't listen to me, we're going to get in trouble.
Just please, just go with it. Just go with it.
Just go with it. Just go with it, please.
You don't get any loot on you, do you?
No, it's in my backpack.
Okay, I'm just making sure.
What?
I thought there was... I don't know, I heard a door.
Maybe I'm just scared.
You're being paranoid.
Okay, I'm getting claustrophobic here. I need to get the fuck out of here.
There is so much stuff in here.
Do you see that window?
Is that a window up there?
Oh my gosh, we're not going to go through that window.
This is crazy.
Just shut up and let me do this.
You're going to do this and he's going to come back and... Excuse me, what are
you doing?
What the hell on earth are you doing in this window?
Is she trying to escape? Is that what this is?
No, she's just like... Look, I threw up something up there and she like... Oh,
please don't crash. Get back down.
In all my years working at this place, I've never came in contact with such a
crazy girl.
Oh, God.
Crazy.
Anyway, so... I found...
Your storm shorts, too?
Yeah, and a little top.
Oh, wow!
I reviewed the camera, and there it was.
I'd never seen it before. Your little friend here.
So, let's start with a little search here. I'm going to do a little
search, because I want to see if you have any other items. What? No, but what
you mean?
We're going to search you.
Look, look, look, look, look.
Look, just keep it simple.
If you do what I tell you, let's just say you do what I tell you and follow my
rule of hearing.
Quite possibly go away and get away with this and nobody will ever know nothing.
You feel me? You get me? You get my drift?
Otherwise, I can make this a big deal, call the cops, they'll come down and
you guns out of my hair. No, we don't need all that.
Out of my hair.
Listen to him, please. And that would be that. So let's start. Take this off,
please.
We'll do one at a time.
I just don't understand why she has to take her clothes off.
Well, because I found these items.
And it's quite possible you can have some other merchandise, so I want to
sure. It's my job.
You get it?
Do you see what she's wearing?
Yeah. She could easily be hiding something.
No?
I don't really feel comfortable.
It's not about comfort.
Is this like in your jurisdiction?
Yeah, absolutely.
Once that door's closed, I am the law.
Yeah.
I don't... I really don't think... I don't feel comfortable with my sister
it. Is there any way that maybe... Yeah, this is really weird. You'd think you'd
be even more comfortable.
I could split yours up and do this one at a time. Would you rather do that?
Where are you going to bring her?
I'll take her to another holding room there on the other side of the building.
Probably not.
I don't feel comfortable being in this room alone.
Why don't you just cooperate with what I'm saying?
You'll see that if you do what I tell you, you'll play along with my little...
Okay. It's quite possible you could...
Just the strip store. Go away.
We'll be done with this. There's no cops involved. None of that.
Just the search.
No cops?
You're going to get searched either way.
Either by me or the officers down at the station.
So... This is not going to go away. Just cooperate and do what I tell you. And
it's quite possible that if you do whatever I say, you can be out of here.
Okay.
All right? So off with the skirt.
And you two, how about you get the jacket off? Let me get my stuff back,
Absolutely, you get everything back. I just got this though.
Maybe you should have thought about this prior to, you know, hanging out with
your... She's my sister.
Yeah, she's a bad influence.
Let me see the jacket.
Two of you and one of me.
That's true.
notion of overpowering me. I don't even think about it.
I didn't think.
Good.
Turn around.
Hand me the hand me this here.
Wow.
I think you can lose your pants too. How's that?
Don't you think we're out of time though?
I can do it.
It's not a football team in here. It's only two girls. It should be all right.
I don't feel so good about this.
No?
No.
You should have thought about it when you saw these two items.
I mean, like... You did take them, right? You confessed.
You kind of made me aware of that.
I looked at the tape and thought it was...
Got you.
Never expected you, your weekend to be like this, did it? Hanging out with your
criminal sister.
I think that's a little harsh.
Comics, please.
No. Absolutely. Look, that's completely.
That is not, that is not.
I'm not changing in front of my sister. I'm not getting naked in front of my
sister, especially not a stranger.
Let me just call the police. I'm tired.
Okay, okay, okay. Please, please, please.
How quickly your story changes.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Please, please, please, please,
please. You make me try to deal with that one more time. I'm going to call
police. No, okay, okay.
Let's try to do it.
Can you look away?
Can you look away?
Like, I don't want to watch. You guys were born and raised together.
But it's different. We're, like, older and developed and stuff.
Yeah, I can see that.
It's kind of exciting.
Not every day I get two pretty hot sisters in my office.
Are you getting off on this? This is not, like, a fantasy.
Wait, wait. Are you getting off on this right now? Because... Look, my job isn't
very exciting.
And today, like, today comes and... There's two pretty girls in my office
because one had the brainiac idea of stealing and the other one's here now
of because of her sister.
And... And you have a boner.
Ha! Would you look at that?
Look.
It's one mall cop with a boner or...
Other cops coming down here without boners, maybe even a female cop who's
hard -on. All right, all right, all right. Hard -on for you. Please, can you
just... I'm not threatening. Yes, you are.
Well, look.
Look, you're about to make my sister cry.
This is really uncomfortable for us, and she didn't do anything wrong. If you're
going to do anything, then just do it with me and just leave her out of it,
because I don't want anything.
Like, just leave her.
Okay.
Thank you.
Topping your onesie to get out there.
This is your last chance.
You need to cooperate or call the cops to see what my
job has to do.
We can put it on after, right? I need to know that you have no other merchandise
on you.
Or weapons, for that matter, that you can hurt me with.
to like i feel like it's pretty obvious like you can just like touch oh yeah you
don't need touch i mean for the third yeah your
sister giving you eight great ideas here just take your you take your come on
let's go
Really? Yeah.
This is from my store. I feel violated.
This is your store?
Well, I work here. It's my job to protect it.
All right.
You stand over there.
I've just got a wall there. And you, put them out to your side like this.
This is so weird.
Look, you're naked. Who cares?
Alright,
now spread your legs.
I like my job
sometimes.
I don't think that's part of the search.
It's part of my search.
Here, sit down.
Part of my search.
I'm going to take some photographs.
Like this?
Yeah, absolutely.
Wait, you can't do that.
Look, the door shuts, and this is my room.
Can we, like, take pictures while, like, our clothes are on? Because that makes
a little bit more sense.
Listen, I don't feel comfortable like this. Like, I'd rather you do anything
else. Look, look, please don't, don't. Just let me do what I do. I'll do
anything else. I just, I don't want you taking pictures of my life if you do
like that.
All right.
That's tough shit.
Wow, I thought you were a nice guy.
I am a nice guy.
Just trying to do my job. All right. Turn to the right.
Okay. Face away from me.
Face away?
Yeah. What do you mean? Why?
Because I particularly like this camera.
That's not a standard shot that people do.
Look at that tattoo.
Wow.
Really?
You were not supposed to find out.
That's a nice tattoo.
What are you talking about?
Don't compliment my little sister like that.
It's a nice tattoo, though.
Can't you put her clothes back on? Yeah, I think we're done with this. No, you
should just sit.
You didn't know? She didn't know you had a tattoo like that?
No.
We're not that close.
Have a seat.
Okay, okay.
Alright.
You should have thought about this before you stole.
From my store.
This is my store. I protect it.
I take my job very fiercely.
Did I do it right?
Turn away from me.
You should be flattered. I'm asking you to turn away from me.
This is not okay.
Alright.
I like those pictures.
Here, I'll tell you what.
Got it both hooked down.
I'm going to make this more comfortable for you.
Sit right on there.
What's in there?
Oh, you don't want to do that.
Sit right on there.
You let me finish explaining how this is going to go, or I am going to call the
cops.
Okay? We just did all this?
Yeah.
I don't say anything anymore.
And just for the record, so you know, this is all being videotaped.
What? Got a camera over here, a camera up there, a camera over there.
Which means I got you by the balls. I got you by the balls.
Are you blackmailing us now?
I'm not going to say that. I'm just saying. If you don't do what I tell
Well, that's my sister. I can't do anything with my sister. I'm not asking
to do anything with your sister.
But you get my drift, right? You guys cooperate and do what I tell you.
And you can be out of here and on your way in about a half hour.
Could you be more specific?
Well, I think you guys got to get the gist of what
I'm asking you to do.
Play along with my little game and We could be done here
and you can be out of here Go against me and I'll call the cops don't come down
you get dressed caught you off and whatever they do Not my concern
Look at this think of this thinking like this
Let's just say
Two beautiful girls.
In my office.
And.
You have something I want.
If you just play along.
If you just play along with it.
You can be out of here in no time.
What do you say?
Well, it sounds like you're giving us no choice.
She's pretty smart.
That's why you hang out with her, right? She's smarter than you.
Obviously, not to steal, because you're the one who got caught.
So, you noticed something earlier.
Maybe that's actually what I was hoping that would happen. Ew.
Yeah, I know. It's generally the consensus.
What's your fantasy?
A young girl? Young sisters?
Oh, no.
That you pick up from the mall?
Like I said, it's the first time I've ever had sisters.
So it's actually pretty exciting.
What do you say you cooperate with me?
I'll do it.
Yeah?
I'll do it, but just... Not my sister.
She's definitely proud of it.
Well, unfortunately, we're in Cowboy.
So, it's kind of difficult.
She's involved now at this point.
What do you think?
These little team here.
That's something you could learn. I'm not doing anything with my sister.
You're not touching your sister at all.
I wouldn't, I wouldn't, when that happened, I wouldn't do that to you.
Who wants to go first?
Just till you finish, right? Just like, you know.
I'm just going to have some fun with you.
You know, make a little video.
It'll be mine forever.
Scout's honor. I was a Boy Scout.
And then I'll let you go.
Disagree with me and I'll call the cops and they'll come down and...
Okay, okay.
Look, look, look, look.
Proceed with their proceedings and that'll be that.
I'll do it. I'm just not going to speak for my sister.
If she's going to do it, she'll say it. But I'll do it, like I said.
Put your hand up.
Shake on it.
Oh my god, buddy. This is crazy.
It's a mall cop.
This is awesome.
Is this like a normal day for you?
No. Normal day is me sitting behind the monitor watching.
I'm only hoping I catch one.
Today I got two. This is awesome.
Here.
Could be worse. I could be some 300 -pound fat guy.
It's so weird. My sister's here. Like, I'm not looking.
So, if your sister wasn't here, would you be more comfortable?
I mean, a little bit more.
Really? Yeah.
What if I just brought her to another room?
No, we've got to be together.
It's not safe.
Well,
why don't we get started and then...
Let's see if we can get out of here.
Let's just get it over with. Let me just look at you for a second.
Put your arms down by your side. You're so pretty.
I'm not going to hurt you, I promise. You don't got to see anymore.
Let me see.
Can we just like get this over with?
Sure.
Here.
first dude we have to get this over with we can't just keep stalling
what do you think about that yep that's looks like a dick to
me touch it I can't listen to this right now touch it
go ahead
Well, that's me touching it.
Yep.
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
Do that so you can't hear.
It can't be the first one you've ever seen.
No, but, like, you know, it's the circumstances.
Oh, they're not typical, right? Yeah.
Sorry. So you don't have no idea of having fun.
Use your imagination.
Do we have to? Like, really?
Look at me.
Just get it over with so we can just go home.
Now, don't try any funny business.
Like what? Biting? Bite.
That'd be messy.
Yeah.
I really don't want to do this. This is so wrong.
Give me your last chance.
Wait, what are you doing?
Okay, okay, please, okay, look.
Look, guys, I don't have all night, okay?
I got a date later.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Girl that works in the lingerie section.
Oh.
Don't you dare tell her.
I don't even know who she is.
Good.
Could be worse. I could be asking you to do some... You're not going to do it
alone.
That's so weird.
Pretend I'm like your boyfriend.
You know what I mean?
Right?
I'm pretty, you know, hygiene, smell good, right? I'm not like a slob or
anything.
just close your eyes i don't want to hear you right now
Come here, stand up.
No, you're not finished.
Just getting started. Why don't we just both bend over?
You know what this means, right?
Anybody allergic to penis?
Oh, no.
You got jokes.
Maybe he's brought paper scissors.
Oh, my gosh.
Just get it over with.
do with this film?
I'm making a documentary.
I'm just making my own little... It's my own little...
What?
You got another camera?
Yeah.
Just... Did you ever hear that?
About that reference?
If you don't have any video, it never happened.
I heard you.
Just stay right there.
Put this right there.
Take my shirt off, if you don't mind.
Whatever helps you.
Come faster.
This is so wrong.
I can't even listen to this right now.
Your sister seems to be a little more acclimated to bigger penises. What's she
been doing?
Well, she's probably not enjoying it as much, you know.
You are?
Good.
You know, I don't have a girlfriend.
I thought you were about to go on a date.
Well, I don't have a girlfriend.
Be honest with me.
It's got to feel good a little bit.
This is wrong.
Oh, it's okay.
Oh, my
God.
Oh, easy.
It's not every day I get to...
Just do what you have to do.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
You
guys
just lube laying around?
Sounds like you're hurting her.
Turn over I think that was
like a lot already
Mr. Walcott. Hey.
Oh,
my God.
Oh,
my
God, quit.
Just do what you have to do.
Janet, you just gotta do it and get it over with.
It could be worse.
We're not even to anal yet.
What? I love that joke.
It's always good.
Come here.
What?
Usually I say it when I'm inside of you.
And then when you go, what? Your pussy strings up real quick.
It's tight.
I'm still trying to be a gentleman.
Just let me... Just let me fuck you and then we'll be done.
Can you just... Can you just get it over with, please? Please, I
just... I just wanna go home.
Come here, somebody.
Sit right here.
Alright, come here.
Who wants to go next?
I guess I'll go.
Alright, come on.
You're so close to being finished, I promise.
You stay right there.
This is so wrong. I don't even want to be in here while this is happening.
The
quicker
you guys make them come, the quicker it'll be over.
Let's collaborate.
It'll be over soon.
You want to switch?
I know I'm creepy but
Oh my god, are you close yet?
Fuck.
oh my god
You and I kill you.
You're doing so good.
I promise I'll let you go.
but they're real good
What am I gonna do?
Come here, let your sister go.
Oh my god, that sounds so weird.
Don't say that.
I don't feel so good about this.
You're making me want to make this guy cum.
I don't really care that's right now.
No, this wasn't your ideal day, girl, but... You were supposed to come all
me.
Well, you can go now.
How's that? I'm ready to deal with you, right?
Can I just get my clothes and my phone?
Sure.
I cannot believe this right now.
I'm mad.
I'll help you clean up a little bit. I need to get cleaned up first before I
out of here. Just go into the lavatory outside.
Just be happy you can walk out of here in handcuffs.
Let's get out of here.
You're just going to grab our clothes and go?
Yeah, just like that. Just like you did earlier.
Grab my clothes and stole them.
Or she did.
You did good, I'll tell you.
Can you stop talking about this thing's fucking feet?
Come on, let's go home.
You need to get dressed.
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