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Every year, retailers lose $45 billion
to shoplifting. It's the job of loss
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prevention officers to protect against
these shoplifters.
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These are their stories, only at
shoplifter .com.
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All right, got it, David. Get in there.
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You know why you're here?
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Yeah.
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For this, right?
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Yeah.
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Oh, that was easy.
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All right, well, young lady, why don't
you sit down and be there.
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I'm going to pack some paperwork and
stuff like that, and I'll be right back.
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What's with the smile, young lady?
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I don't know.
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You shouldn't be smiling if you've just
been caught shopping.
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I'm going to need some information from
you.
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Like what?
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Do you have an ID on you?
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No, I don't.
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All right.
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First, give me your height.
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My height? 5 '5". Weight?
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110 pounds.
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20. What's your name and address on
there?
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It's a long address. Where do you live?
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I live down the street from here.
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Let's fuck. That's very appropriate,
young lady.
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Write down the goddamn address.
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There. Anything else you need?
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Fuck me in the ass, fuck me hard.
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All right, God damn it, young lady.
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You better think about what you did. I'm
going to be back in five minutes to let
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you get your act together.
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I'll be here.
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I would love to be spanked with this.
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Hey, goddammit, stop touching my belts.
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Why don't you spank me with one of them?
Hey!
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Watch your tongue, young lady.
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I don't want you fucking with me
anymore.
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Are you under the influence of any drugs
or alcohol?
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No, I'm not.
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Sure about that?
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Sober as can be.
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Were you recently committed to any
mental hospitals?
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Were you?
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Did you escape from him at the
Institute?
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No. Okay.
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Do you have a history of cultomania?
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Not really.
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But, you know, I know the drill around
here.
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Well, if you're familiar with this,
please stand up. Let's take a mug shot.
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Alright. All right, I'll reinstall.
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See?
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Do you know how much that bracelet was
worth?
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Necklace?
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Um, I don't know, maybe like a hundred
dollars?
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It's more than that, young lady.
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It's over 900, in fact.
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How'd you even get that thing?
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It just ended up in my pocket.
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I'm going to review the security
footage.
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As a matter of fact, why don't I just go
do that now?
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I don't know why you keep smiling.
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I don't think you understand how serious
this is.
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The item which you stole was at least
over $900, which in this state is a
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felony.
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It's not a misdemeanor, it's a felony.
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And that can land you some serious jail
time.
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Well, isn't there anything I can do to
not go to jail?
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Yeah, you can have cooperation.
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We'll get this investigation done, and
we'll have you hand over to the cops in
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no time.
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So you get additional information, run
your name.
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I would really not like to go to jail.
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If there's anything I can do, you know.
Write your name down one more time,
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young lady.
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No shenanigans.
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What is your problem?
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What is your problem?
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Do you always write inappropriate things
on paper?
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You have no form of ID?
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I have no ID on me. I mean, you can
search me and see for yourself.
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Do you have any other stolen items on
you?
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Any weapons or needles in your pockets?
Nope.
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Anything you could poke me?
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No, nothing.
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Okay, have a seat.
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Do you have anything in your shoes that
you're hiding?
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No. Okay.
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One more time. One last time.
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Write your name down.
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What did you write, Come Down, Sir 2000?
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Okay.
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One more time here after the crash.
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That's how I'm gonna watch you.
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Okay.
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Thank you. Now run your name. It better
not be a fake name.
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It's definitely my name.
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Alright, scanned your record.
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You seem to have no priors whatsoever.
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You seem to not recognize the severity
of your crime.
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Why would you even do this?
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Well, I know the drill around here.
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Yeah, you go, you get caught, you go to
jail. Very simple drill. It goes all
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over the nation, all 50 states.
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That's not what... the other girl told
me.
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Okay.
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I mean, I think you know what I'm
talking about.
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No, young lady, actually I don't.
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It's really, really surprising because
I've heard it happen multiple times.
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I mean, just why I stole it in the first
place.
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I thought you...
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go to jail i don't understand you get a
ticket what
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you know any criminals i have here daily
you're not the first one probably won't
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be the last either exactly i mean like i
said i know the drill around here so
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okay
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so then you know maybe you need to
search me a little better
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Do you have any more hidden items on
you?
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I mean, like I said, why don't you see
for yourself?
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Goddamn, stand up again.
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Take off the switch.
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All right, remove your clothes up.
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Hmm, thought you'd never ask.
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What is your malfunction?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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A little bit too liberal over there.
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You have some sort of malfunction, lady?
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Me? Malfunction?
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Don't you wear bras and panties?
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I have panties all over.
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Jesus.
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Almost with you girls nowadays.
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So liberal with your bodies.
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Throwing your boobs all over the place.
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Can you hand me those, please?
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Up there, right?
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Okay.
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There's no atoms here.
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By visual inspection, there are no atoms
on you. Mm -hmm.
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All right, we're going to be right back.
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You get dressed, and then we'll have to
continue our conversation.
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Do I really have to get dressed?
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God damn it.
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What is your malfunction, young lady?
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I told you to get dressed.
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All your clothes on. I don't know what
you're doing.
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I know what goes on around here.
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I don't know why you're telling me to
get dressed.
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Okay. I don't know what you mean, what
goes on here, young lady.
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I keep telling you over and over and
over again.
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What the other girl told me happened.
Who's the other girl? Who are you
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about? I don't know. She got in trouble
today.
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Okay, and?
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Well, I know that security guards here
have a very interesting way of punishing
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the girls.
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Yeah, we take them to jail, we proc
them, hear them, they go to jail. What's
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problem?
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I don't want to go to jail, though.
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There has to be something I can do
instead.
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Oh, I know what you're talking about.
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Let's go ahead and help us organize her.
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Tax forms, but she didn't steal anything
over $900 so you can do that but you
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committed a felony so You're gonna have
to
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With
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what money you got nothing on you search
the
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entire time you can like Call your mom
and she's gonna say oh, yeah, I caught
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you got caught shoplifting
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I don't think she... I mean, I'm sure we
can work something out.
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Something more. Okay,
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for the necklace, I can do the tax
filing thing for
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you.
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Are you going to qualify for taxes?
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I don't think so.
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I know
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about... you guys do here who put you up
to this this is the kind of joke
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it's not a joke it's all me just me this
officer small big
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guy english accent he put you up to this
i don't know who that is
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i mean so english guy yeah the girl told
me what happened
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so
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I thought that maybe if I stole
something, then I would get the same
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But, I mean, maybe I, maybe this is the
wrong place. So,
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I mean, I'm sure you know what
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I'm talking about.
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And it can just be between me and you.
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Go ahead.
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Is this where you got caught?
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Mm -hmm.
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There you go.
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I'll tell you what. If you do a good
job, then I'll come home with you.
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Careful there.
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And you do it again.
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Keep going.
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You really want to get caught showing
enthusiasm.
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Come on.
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Show me that I'm not wasting my time. I
can just make one phone call and send
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you home.
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Just be a little slut or something.
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Is that why you're here?
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So far down you can go.
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So far down.
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That's it. Let's look at a lot more deep
lift.
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Is that the way you like it, huh?
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I'm going to go to sleep.
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I'm going to sleep.
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Is that a camera right there?
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Blah, blah, blah.
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What the fuck?
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Don't come back.
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Every year, retailers lose $45 billion
to shoplifting.
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It's the job of loss prevention officers
to protect against these shoplifters.
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These are their stories.
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