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Okay.
To wrap up this webcast...
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Each of us
is gonna paint a picture
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in only 10 seconds.
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And then you,
the "iCarly" viewers,
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are gonna vote online
for whose painting is best.
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Now guess
what we're gonna paint on.
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It's our wacky,
little friend, Gibby.
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Are you ready there, Gibby?
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Sure. Whatever.
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Ten seconds on the clock.
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And go.
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Try not to move.
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Hold still, Gibby.
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Five seconds.
The brushes tickle.
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Time.
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Okay.
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Now here's my painting.
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Who's that? Freddie?
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No, it's a clown.
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Oops. Sorry, clown.
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And now, let's take a look
at Sam's painting.
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Okay,
I have no idea what that is.
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It's a meatball.
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Yes, Sam has painted her dream.
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Okay.
Till the next "iCarly."
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Bye. Ciao.
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See you.
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And we're clear.
Whoo.
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Hey, you should go
rinse the paint off first.
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You're gonna ruin your shirt.
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Who cares about my shirt?
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Who cares about anything?
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Not me.
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What's wrong?
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I don't wanna talk about it.
Good.
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Who's up for chicken wings?
I know I am.
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Gibby, seriously,
what's the matter?
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Shannon Mitchell, okay?
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What about Shannon?
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What's the prob?
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I want her to like me,
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but every time
I try to talk to her,
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I get all shy.
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Why does she have to be so cute?
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I'm goin' home.
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Gibby...
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I don't wanna talk about it.
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Aw, poor kid.
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It must be awful to love someone
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who doesn't love you back.
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Sorry.
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In five, four, three, two...
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♪ I know you see ♪
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♪ Somehow the world
will change for me ♪
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♪ And be so wonderful ♪
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♪ Live life, breathe air ♪
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♪ I know somehow
we're going to get there ♪
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♪ And feel so wonderful ♪
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♪ It's all for real ♪
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♪ I'm telling you
just how I feel ♪
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♪ So wake up the members
of my nation ♪
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♪ It's your time to breath ♪
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♪ There's no chance
unless you take one ♪
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♪ Every time you see
the brighter side ♪
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♪ Of every situation ♪
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♪ Some things
are meant to be ♪
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♪ So give me your best
and leave the rest to me ♪
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♪ Leave it all to me ♪
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♪ Leave it all
to me ♪
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♪ Just leave it all to me ♪
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Oh, there he is.
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Hey, Gibby.
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What's up?
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We came up with a great way
to set you up with Shannon.
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How?
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On the next "iCarly,"
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we're gonna play a game
called "I win a date."
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"I win a date"?
Yeah.
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And you're gonna be
the special mystery date.
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And we're gonna get Shannon
to be one of the contestants.
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So that way...
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Who's your friend
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and why is he staring at me
like a freak?
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Oh, this is Reuben.
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Sorry.
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It's like you were born sideways
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over the moon with 2 1/2 scoops.
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Zipang.
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Okay, I think
I gotta punch this kid
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in the mouth.
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Wait, I think
he might be complimenting you.
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Was that a compliment?
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Hey, just 'cause
I bump the chump
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doesn't mean
I lost my bingo trap.
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That is so true.
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No. No.
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Stephanie, I really don't think
we should go out again.
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Come on, I didn't say
I had a bad time last night.
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It's just... Stephanie...
Step... Steph...
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Because I don't like you.
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So, I guess your blind date
went pretty well last night.
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She brought her pet
unicorn to dinner.
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There's no such thing
as unicorns.
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Try telling her that.
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I'm just gonna stay single
the rest of my life.
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They'll call me
"Single Spencer,"
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the guy with no lady to hold.
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Why don't you try
one of those dating websites
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like whynotdateme.com,
you know,
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where lonely adults
find even lonelier adults?
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Sounds so tempting.
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At least you get to see a video
of the person
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before you go on a date.
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Yeah, but those websites
are just so...
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Hello?
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Stephanie.
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Stephanie...
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No, I will not speak
to your unicorn.
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Because he's not real.
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That website again?
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Hey, Shannon.
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Hey.
Hey.
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So, listen, you guys wanna be
on the next "iCarly"?
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Definitely.
Oh, my God.
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What are we gonna do?
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Well, let's just say one of you
is gonna win a date
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with an awesome guy.
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Freddie?
I said "awesome guy,"
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not "ridiculous goob."
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I think Freddie
is cute and smart.
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Okay,
what'd you eat for breakfast?
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A big bowl of crazy flakes?
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There's my raspberry
soccer ball.
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And speakin' of crazy flakes,
it's you.
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Hello there.
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My name is Spencer Shay.
Hello.
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I've never used an Internet
dating service before,
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but my sister told me
about this one,
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whynotdateme.com.
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So, why not date me?
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I enjoy people.
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What are you doing?
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Making a video
for whynotdateme.com.
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Give me the remote.
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What's wrong?
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You're not being you.
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You gotta be looser.
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How do I not look...
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Your shirt should be out,
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these buttons should be undone,
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and your hair needs
some of this.
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There.
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What did you put in your hair?
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Chicken fat.
Oh, my God.
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Gibby,
ready to play "I win a date"?
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Shannon's really in there?
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Right through that door.
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Man, this is intense.
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Just remember,
all your voices are gonna be
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electronically disguised.
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Why?
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To keep your identities
a mystery.
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Then how will I know
which one is Shannon?
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She'll be girl number...
You can't just tell him.
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We have to keep
the game real and fair.
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But what if I don't pick
Shannon?
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Listen, there'll be
three girls out there.
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Girl number one,
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girl number two,
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and girl number three.
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But how will I know
which one is Shannon?
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If you really want two
go on a date with Shannon,
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then you need two
choose carefully.
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That's all you have two... Two...
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Do.
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Okay.
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Hey, you guys
better come in here.
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Be right back.
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What?
What's up?
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Um,
Celine and Julia aren't coming.
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What?
Why aren't they coming?
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They got tickets
to see "Girly Cow on Ice."
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Why is it that whenever
there's a popular TV show,
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they just gotta go
put it on ice?
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Guys, we have seven minutes
to figure out
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how we're gonna play
"I win a date"
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without girl number one
or girl number three.
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Oh, Freddie,
you're so good at math.
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Well, let's hope he's good
at hosting a game show.
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Pardon?
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And one, two, three, four, go.
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Hello there.
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My name's Freddie,
and here tonight
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on this special webcast
of "iCarly,"
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we're gonna play
a new game called...
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"I win a date."
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Okay. First, let's meet
our mystery date.
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Now, keep in mind,
his voice has been disguised
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so that our girl contestants
won't recognize him.
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Hello, mystery date.
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Hi.
It's great to be here, Freddie.
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And now,
let's meet our three girls.
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Remember, their voices
have also been disguised.
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Hello, girl number one.
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Hello, Freddie, nice to see you.
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Wow, my voice sounds so weird.
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That's so cool.
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Nice to see you.
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And girl number two.
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Hi, Freddie.
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And, uh, girl number three.
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Hey, Fredward.
How's it hangin'?
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And those are the three girls
competing to win a date
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with our mystery man.
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Whichever girl he picks
will join him
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on a romantic dinner for two
at the Cheesecake Warehouse.
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Awesome.
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Now, mystery man,
you ask the questions,
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listen to the girls'
answers carefully,
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and then, when it's all over,
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it will be up to you
to choose your girl.
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Begin.
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Okay. Girl number one.
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Yes?
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What is your favorite type
of music?
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What's your least favorite?
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I guess rap.
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Oh, well, I love rap.
Yeah, rap music.
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I listen to it all the time.
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Rap is tight, yo.
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Okay, girl number two.
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I guess my fave music
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would either be
rock 'n roll or pop.
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Hey, me too.
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Cool.
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How about you,
girl number three?
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Okay.
Where is girl number three?
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Mmm.
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I loves me the cold chili.
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Okay, mystery date.
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You have time
for one final question.
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Cool. Girl number two.
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If one day we were married,
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how would you wake me up
in the morning?
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Well, I'd say,
"Wake up, sleepy head,"
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then I'll bring you
a super nice breakfast in bed.
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Sweet.
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Girl number one,
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how would you wake me up?
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I'd yell,
"Get up and go get a job,
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you lazy sack,"
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and then I'd pour hot soup
on your face.
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All right, mystery date.
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That's the end
of the final round.
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Who will be your lucky date
to the Cheesecake Warehouse?
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It's time to choose.
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Well, um, I-I gotta go with
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girl number one.
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Yay! Congratulate... What?
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What?
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What?
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Why'd you pick me?
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You were supposed
to pick Shannon.
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I didn't know Carly
was girl number one.
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It doesn't matter, anyway.
266
00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:45,973
Shannon likes Freddie.
267
00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:48,101
No, don't worry about that.
268
00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:49,477
I'm in love with someone else.
269
00:12:49,519 --> 00:12:51,271
Not happening.
I know.
270
00:12:52,980 --> 00:12:54,232
Sorry I ruined everything.
271
00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:55,734
And don't worry,
272
00:12:55,774 --> 00:12:57,611
you don't have to go
on a date with me.
273
00:12:57,652 --> 00:12:58,986
It'll be fun.
274
00:12:59,028 --> 00:13:03,283
You know, cheesecake
and you and me
275
00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:05,326
and oh.
276
00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:15,044
Hey, wanna give me
a ride to school?
277
00:13:15,086 --> 00:13:16,504
Sure, but I...
278
00:13:16,546 --> 00:13:17,964
Come check this out first.
What?
279
00:13:18,005 --> 00:13:20,007
I made a new video
for whynotdateme.com.
280
00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:21,800
You know,
looser like you suggested.
281
00:13:21,842 --> 00:13:23,344
Cool. Let's see it.
282
00:13:27,348 --> 00:13:28,933
Hey, there.
283
00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:30,560
The name is Spencer.
284
00:13:30,602 --> 00:13:32,479
What's with the baseball?
285
00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:33,688
It's to make me look sporty.
286
00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:34,731
Shh.
287
00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:38,318
If you're looking for a fun,
creative guy,
288
00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:40,236
well, then,
you just took a right turn
289
00:13:40,278 --> 00:13:42,113
down the lucky street.
290
00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:45,700
Why don't you go ahead
and put it in park.
291
00:13:45,742 --> 00:13:47,285
Send me an email.
292
00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:50,246
Write it, click it, send it.
293
00:13:54,292 --> 00:13:56,835
You just took a right turn
down lucky street?
294
00:13:57,878 --> 00:13:59,798
That doesn't make
a girl wanna email you.
295
00:13:59,838 --> 00:14:02,175
That makes a girl wanna go...
296
00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:03,926
All right.
297
00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:05,303
I'll make a new video.
298
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:06,929
Good.
299
00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:08,638
Now, what did you break
with your baseball?
300
00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:10,684
Nothin'.
Did you kill our gold fish?
301
00:14:10,725 --> 00:14:12,018
Yes.
302
00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:18,274
I think he wanted to die.
303
00:14:18,316 --> 00:14:19,900
That fish had hopes and dreams.
304
00:14:27,074 --> 00:14:28,827
Um, hey, Carly.
305
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:31,496
I-I made reservations
at the Cheesecake Warehouse
306
00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:33,331
for tonight at seven,
307
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:35,583
unless you decided
that you don't wanna go.
308
00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:37,001
Of course, I wanna go.
309
00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:38,753
We're gonna have a great time.
310
00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:40,879
Just you and me
311
00:14:40,921 --> 00:14:44,175
alone at the table
for three hours.
312
00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:45,510
Oh.
313
00:14:46,636 --> 00:14:49,180
Hey, how about a pop
for the boomerang?
314
00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:54,143
He wants to know
if you want a double date,
315
00:14:54,185 --> 00:14:56,604
you and me, him and Sam.
316
00:14:56,646 --> 00:14:58,606
Yes.
Sam would love that.
317
00:14:58,648 --> 00:15:00,316
It's a date, a double date.
318
00:15:00,358 --> 00:15:01,984
Yay, Sam will be so happy.
319
00:15:03,653 --> 00:15:05,780
Okay. Well, see you there.
320
00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:07,699
Tell Sam I'll be ready
to hang my socks
321
00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:08,742
on the monkey parade.
322
00:15:08,783 --> 00:15:10,618
Absolutely.
323
00:15:16,123 --> 00:15:17,876
These are love notes.
324
00:15:19,126 --> 00:15:20,461
Uh-oh. From Shannon?
325
00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:21,671
Uh-huh.
326
00:15:21,713 --> 00:15:23,089
And try taking a test
327
00:15:23,130 --> 00:15:24,883
while she's staring at you
like this.
328
00:15:28,511 --> 00:15:30,597
Please never make
those faces again.
329
00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:33,558
What's it gonna take
to make Shannon understand
330
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,309
I don't wanna go out with her?
331
00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:37,771
Uh...
332
00:15:37,812 --> 00:15:39,397
Maybe you should go out
with Shannon.
333
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,399
Why? I thought you were
still trying
334
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:42,901
to get her and Gibby together.
335
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,611
I am. I have my date
with Gibby tonight,
336
00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:45,986
and Sam is going with Reuben.
337
00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:48,573
Sam and Reuben?
Long story.
338
00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:50,074
But, you should invite Shannon,
339
00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:51,556
so we can try
to make her like Gibby.
340
00:15:51,576 --> 00:15:53,870
If that'll get her
to leave me alone, fine.
341
00:15:53,912 --> 00:15:56,623
Then, tonight we triple date.
What triple date?
342
00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:59,751
Carly and Gibby,
me and Shannon, you and Reuben.
343
00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:02,253
You set me up with Reuben?
344
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:03,504
No, no, no, not me.
No.
345
00:16:03,546 --> 00:16:05,548
Get her off of me.
Get her off of me.
346
00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:06,883
Get her off.
347
00:16:06,925 --> 00:16:08,551
Help. Help. Help. Help.
It was me.
348
00:16:08,593 --> 00:16:10,553
I set you up with Reuben.
Why would you...
349
00:16:10,595 --> 00:16:12,221
Because he wanted
to go out with you
350
00:16:12,263 --> 00:16:13,930
and I didn't wanna be alone
with Gibby for three hours.
351
00:16:13,932 --> 00:16:15,850
Well, I'm not going.
Oh, yes, you are.
352
00:16:15,892 --> 00:16:17,310
You wanna know why?
Why?
353
00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:18,851
'Cause when you're mother
got chickenpox,
354
00:16:18,853 --> 00:16:20,185
I helped you
rubbed calamine lotion
355
00:16:20,187 --> 00:16:23,190
all over that woman,
356
00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:25,109
and those pox where everywhere.
357
00:16:27,361 --> 00:16:28,738
You're a good friend.
358
00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:40,207
No, you didn't.
I swear.
359
00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:41,918
Hey.
Hey, what you doin'?
360
00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:45,463
Ah, I just made a new video
for whynotdateme.com.
361
00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:48,006
My mom got banned
from that website.
362
00:16:49,717 --> 00:16:51,093
So, let's see your new video.
363
00:16:51,135 --> 00:16:54,722
Okay. I try to keep it simple
and real.
364
00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:56,182
Here, take a look.
365
00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,692
Just you eating cereal?
366
00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:07,568
Uh-huh.
367
00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:09,529
How long does it go on?
368
00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:11,489
Like nine minutes.
369
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:12,699
Dude.
370
00:17:14,575 --> 00:17:17,453
I know. I couldn't think
of anything better.
371
00:17:17,495 --> 00:17:19,330
I guess
I should go take a shower.
372
00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:20,999
Why?
'Cause I always get
373
00:17:21,039 --> 00:17:22,834
my best ideas when I'm wet.
374
00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:29,340
Okay.
We need a plan for tonight.
375
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,258
We got to make sure
Shannon ends up with Gibby.
376
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:32,510
Well, Shannon likes Freddie
377
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:34,301
so let's just tell Gibby
to act like Freddie.
378
00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:35,553
Nah.
Gibby has got to be himself.
379
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:38,098
Yeah. Look
where that's got him in life.
380
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:40,768
You're so right.
381
00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:51,779
These are the biggest salads
in the history of mankind.
382
00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:55,033
I know. I'm already full
and I hadn't even made a dent.
383
00:17:56,034 --> 00:17:57,284
I'm out of salad.
384
00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:01,163
Wow.
385
00:18:01,205 --> 00:18:04,250
You can make a dog bark faster
than a fish could climb a tree.
386
00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:06,085
True that.
387
00:18:07,837 --> 00:18:09,881
True what?
388
00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:12,717
So, Freddie,
389
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:14,844
how did you get to know
so much about computers?
390
00:18:14,886 --> 00:18:17,430
Oh, actually, I...
391
00:18:21,099 --> 00:18:23,895
Oh, Gibby taught me.
392
00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:24,729
Didn't you, Gibby?
393
00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:27,398
Um, yes.
394
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:28,816
Yes, I-I did.
395
00:18:28,858 --> 00:18:30,944
Really? I didn't know
you're into computers.
396
00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:32,946
What kind do you have?
397
00:18:37,951 --> 00:18:41,454
Um, it's white.
398
00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:45,750
Well, these salads
aren't gonna eat themselves.
399
00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:57,177
I think Freddie
is such a cute name.
400
00:18:57,219 --> 00:18:59,388
Gibby's middle name is Freddie.
401
00:18:59,430 --> 00:19:00,974
Really?
402
00:19:01,015 --> 00:19:04,143
It sort of is.
403
00:19:04,184 --> 00:19:05,436
It's close to Freddie.
404
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:06,479
Well, what is it?
405
00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,230
Cornelius.
406
00:19:10,942 --> 00:19:14,403
Okay. Who could eat
a piece of cheesecake this big?
407
00:19:14,445 --> 00:19:16,238
Shouldn't there be a law
that says,
408
00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:18,866
"my dessert
can't weigh more than me."
409
00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:20,660
I know, might as well tie a knot
410
00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:21,995
around two kangaroos.
411
00:19:22,036 --> 00:19:23,287
You know what I'm sayin'?
412
00:19:24,204 --> 00:19:26,415
No. No, Reuben.
413
00:19:26,457 --> 00:19:28,459
I don't know what you're sayin'.
414
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,292
Pretty much nobody ever knows
what you're sayin'.
415
00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:32,546
Know what I'm sayin'?
416
00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:35,215
All right. Let's be cool.
Yeah, Sam.
417
00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:38,302
You don't need bubble wrap
to know when it's chowder time.
418
00:19:39,637 --> 00:19:41,931
Yes. That is so true.
419
00:19:41,973 --> 00:19:43,349
And you know what else is true?
420
00:19:43,390 --> 00:19:45,183
I'm sitting here
eating cheesecake
421
00:19:45,225 --> 00:19:46,769
with an Australian Eskimo
422
00:19:46,811 --> 00:19:48,938
who's got ointment
all over his bumble Berry.
423
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:55,402
Oh, I can't believe
you just said that to me.
424
00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:57,864
What did you say?
425
00:19:57,905 --> 00:19:59,657
I don't know,
but I'm glad I said it.
426
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:01,534
Pass the whipped cream.
427
00:20:04,202 --> 00:20:07,165
So, how great
is this cheesecake?
428
00:20:07,205 --> 00:20:09,125
Cheesecake
is like my favorite dessert.
429
00:20:09,167 --> 00:20:10,877
Gibby invented cheesecake.
430
00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:13,880
No, I didn't.
431
00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:15,923
Well, someone had to.
432
00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:18,009
I'm so confused.
433
00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:18,759
Well, don't be.
434
00:20:18,801 --> 00:20:20,219
Just love Gibby.
435
00:20:20,260 --> 00:20:22,805
Love him and never let him go.
436
00:20:22,847 --> 00:20:23,848
What?
437
00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:25,558
Look, Shannon.
438
00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:28,061
I got a big crush on you,
all right?
439
00:20:28,102 --> 00:20:30,229
But I know you like Freddie,
440
00:20:30,270 --> 00:20:32,565
so I've been trying
to act like him
441
00:20:32,606 --> 00:20:34,108
so you'll like me.
442
00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:35,860
Shhh. It could still work.
443
00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:40,198
I don't want it to work.
444
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:42,158
Look, I'm not like Freddie.
445
00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:44,994
I don't know about tech stuff.
446
00:20:45,036 --> 00:20:48,122
I don't have
a boyish cute smile.
447
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:53,044
I'm all Gibby.
You know what that means?
448
00:20:53,086 --> 00:20:54,366
Tell her what that means, Gibby.
449
00:20:56,172 --> 00:21:02,178
It means I like to dance
with my shirt off.
450
00:21:04,055 --> 00:21:06,015
Turn up the music.
451
00:21:08,976 --> 00:21:15,108
♪ ♪
452
00:21:28,495 --> 00:21:30,123
And this is the real Gibby.
453
00:21:30,164 --> 00:21:32,290
This is what I...
454
00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:35,253
Where is Shannon?
455
00:21:37,046 --> 00:21:38,672
She fled the restaurant.
456
00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:40,258
Oh.
457
00:21:40,298 --> 00:21:41,884
Don't be sad, Gibby.
458
00:21:41,926 --> 00:21:43,510
Shannon is not so hot.
459
00:21:43,552 --> 00:21:45,721
Yeah. You can find
a way better girl than her.
460
00:21:45,763 --> 00:21:47,265
Sure. Where?
461
00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:49,391
Why don't you look right here?
462
00:21:51,727 --> 00:21:54,021
I like your moves.
463
00:21:56,232 --> 00:21:58,692
Turn the music back up.
464
00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:05,199
♪ ♪
465
00:22:28,388 --> 00:22:30,224
This is unreal.
466
00:22:30,266 --> 00:22:31,642
What's unreal?
467
00:22:31,684 --> 00:22:34,020
Well, you know
that nine-minute video
468
00:22:34,061 --> 00:22:35,353
of me eating cereal,
469
00:22:35,395 --> 00:22:38,065
the one you and Sam said
was so lame?
470
00:22:38,107 --> 00:22:39,733
Which it was.
471
00:22:39,775 --> 00:22:41,735
Well, I put it up
on whynotdateme.com
472
00:22:41,777 --> 00:22:44,446
and guess who's already
got nine responses?
473
00:22:44,488 --> 00:22:47,449
Wow. So, you got nine dates
comin' up.
474
00:22:47,491 --> 00:22:48,993
Well, no.
475
00:22:49,035 --> 00:22:52,370
See, these four are
from women in prison.
476
00:22:52,412 --> 00:22:53,998
Ah.
477
00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:55,373
And these three are from women
478
00:22:55,415 --> 00:22:56,750
who recently got out of prison.
479
00:22:56,792 --> 00:22:58,585
Interesting.
480
00:22:58,627 --> 00:23:00,420
And these two are
from psychologists
481
00:23:00,462 --> 00:23:03,299
who feel that they
can... help me.
482
00:23:04,633 --> 00:23:06,010
Nice.
483
00:23:06,052 --> 00:23:08,346
What about that one?
Oh, that one is new.
484
00:23:08,386 --> 00:23:10,097
Hey, she's kind of pretty.
485
00:23:10,139 --> 00:23:11,473
That's a dude.
Oh.
486
00:23:14,935 --> 00:23:16,770
Hi.
I'm Samantha and my talent
487
00:23:16,812 --> 00:23:19,065
is making
really cool animal noises.
488
00:23:19,106 --> 00:23:20,233
Check it out.
489
00:23:33,371 --> 00:23:35,289
Bye. Thanks for listening.
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