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Janky water fountain.
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Carly Shay from "iCarly," right?
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Yeah. Hi.
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Philip Brownly.
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I'm a junior
over Briarwood Prep.
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Oh. Cool.
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The water fountain
kind of sprayed me.
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Ah.
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I didn't want you to think
I was sweaty or drooly.
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You're even funnier in person.
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Listen, I'm
the student council president
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at Briarwood.
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Oh, fancy.
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You know, We're the number one
private school in Seattle.
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Yeah. I heard that.
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Don't you guys have, like,
your own private jet?
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Helicopter.
Right.
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I know it was
some sort of flying vehicle.
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Yeah.
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Well, anyway,
on behalf of Briarwood,
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this is for you.
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What is it?
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An invitation for an interview
with our headmaster,
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Mrs. Peeloff.
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She thinks you might fit in
nicely at Briarwood.
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Wow, thanks.
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But wait, isn't Briarwood
really expensive?
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Full scholarship.
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If Mrs. Peeloff meets you
and everything goes well,
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you get to go at Briarwood
for free.
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But why me?
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Cause you're kind of famous.
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You're the star of "iCarly."
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Well, are you offering
the same thing for Sam?
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We were until we checked
Sam's grades.
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I understand.
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So think about it
and someone will be in touch.
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Okay. Thanks.
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Hey, Seth.
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Do me a favor and press
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the water fountain button there.
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Sure.
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Just push it?
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Yeah. When I say "go."
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Okay. Go.
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In five, four, three, two...
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♪ I know you see ♪
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♪ Somehow the world
will change for me ♪
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♪ And be so wonderful ♪
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♪ Live life, breathe air ♪
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♪ I know somehow
we're going to get there ♪
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♪ And feel so wonderful ♪
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♪ It's all for real ♪
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♪ I'm telling you
just how I feel ♪
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♪ So wake up the members
of my nation ♪
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♪ It's your time to breath ♪
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♪ There's no chance
unless you take one ♪
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♪ Every time you see
the brighter side ♪
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♪ Of every situation ♪
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♪ Some things
are meant to be ♪
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♪ So give me your best
and leave the rest to me ♪
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♪ Leave it all to me ♪
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♪ Leave it all
to me ♪
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♪ Just leave it all to me ♪
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Okay, Mr. Man.
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Here comes my ball.
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Oh.
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Ha-ha. You missed.
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Yeah.
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You just wait, buddy,
cause I'm coming for you.
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Oh, hey.
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Sorry.
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I didn't mean to interrupt
your conversation
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between you
and your wooden man friend.
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He's not my friend.
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See, I'm in for a job to design
a new mini golf course.
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Oh, cool.
Yeah, it could be.
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See, I gotta create
a bunch of test holes,
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Shoot a video of them
and then, send it off
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to the dude in charge
of that mini golf park.
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You know,
the one down by the airport?
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King putts?
Uh-huh.
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Do you want to get that?
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Of course not,
you're made of wood.
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It's true.
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Hey.
I grabbed your mail for you.
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How did you get in our mailbox?
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Yeah. You need the key.
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No, you don't.
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Hey, let's go rehearse
one more time
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before the show tonight.
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Freddie is not here yet.
Give me your cell phone.
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What are you doing?
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Texting Freddie...
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And send.
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Oh, what's all that stuff?
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Golf holes.
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Spencer is up
for a job designing...
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Carly, I just got your text.
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You mean it for real?
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What did your text say?
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I love you.
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Oh, get over it.
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You were unloved before,
You're unloved now.
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Nothing's changed.
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A scholarship to Briarwood Prep?
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Oh, yeah. How funny is that?
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Briarwood?
That snotty rich kid's school?
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For the rich and snotty?
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They offered you a scholarship?
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Well, sort of,
If their headmaster likes me.
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But I don't think
I'd want to go to Briarwood.
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Good.
You better not leave Ridgeway.
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Did I just not say
I don't wanna go to Briarwood?
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I'm not sure.
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I'm too focused on doing this.
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Oh!
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Yeah, buddy.
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You see that?
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Ow.
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Whoo. Look at this.
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Briarwood
has its own ice hockey rink.
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You said
you didn't wanna go there.
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I know.
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Then quit
looking at their dumb website.
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Man, we're live in 15 seconds.
Off my laptop.
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Pushy.
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Okay.
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We're live
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in five, four, three, two.
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Hey.
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Thanks for coming here
to iCarly.com.
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Warning.
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The following greeting
maybe frightening
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to younger viewers
and the elderly.
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Freddie,
it's monster voice time.
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Go for it.
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I'm Carly.
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I'm Sam.
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And this is...
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ICarly.
ICarly.
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ICarly.
ICarly.
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ICarly.
Okay.
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So, you guys know
how golf is like
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a really boring sport, right?
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Wrong.
That's right, wrong.
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'Cause Carly's brother,
Spencer, is building
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One of the coolest golf courses
ever.
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Well, mini golf.
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Which is like regular golf.
Only minier.
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Check this out.
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Carly's brother calls
this the "toilet bowl hole."
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And he calls this one
"the crazed toddler."
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Let's putt d'putt.
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Yes.
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You see that?
Oh, yeah.
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All right.
Yeah.
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Okay.
Okay, here we go.
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Oh.
Yeah.
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Hole-in-one.
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Hey.
Hey, Spencer.
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Hey.
Whatcha doing?
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I'm trying to fix this thing.
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For some reason,
the bell won't ring
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When the thing...
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Spencer.
Are you okay?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I think the bell is working now.
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Ah!
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Come on, get up.
Okay.
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Hey, Gibby.
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What you doing here?
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We saw the mini golf stuff
on "iCarly."
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We wanna play.
Whoa, whoa, you guys.
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This isn't a real course.
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We'll give you money.
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Okay.
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Five bucks per kid.
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Hey, I can't take money
from children.
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I can.
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Come on.
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You want these kids
to spend 10, 20 bucks
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At some boring mini golf course
out there in the cold and rain
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Where bad kids may tempt them
with unhealthy snacks?
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Well, when you putt it that way.
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Please enjoy the course.
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Yeah!
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Let's do this.
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Hi.
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I got a package for Shay,
comma, Carly.
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I'm Shay, comma, Carly.
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Those are turkey legs.
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Well, okay.
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Who's it from?
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What does the card say?
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It says,
"Please consider joining us
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"as you enjoy
this fine turkey legs.
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Your friends, the students
and teachers of Briarwood."
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They sent you turkey legs?
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Wow. They really want you
at that school.
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Yeah.
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Carly...
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What are you thinking'?
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I'm thinking about
a bunch of sad turkeys going,
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"What happened to my legs?"
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"Have you seen my legs?"
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Hey.
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I was wondering where you were?
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I were here.
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Did all those kids finish
playing golf downstairs?
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Yeah. I finally got them all
to go home.
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You know that redheaded kid,
Ernie?
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He swallowed two golf balls.
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Oh, my God. What did you do?
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Should I have done something?
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You're checking out
the Briarwood websites?
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Yeah.
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Do you think
I'm being dumb about this?
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Why, are you thinking
you might wanna go there?
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I'm not gonna leave
Ridgeway and Sam and Freddie,
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and all my friends.
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You don't have to.
You're my brother.
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You're supposed to encourage me
to take on new challenges.
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Well, if you wanna explore
the possibilities...
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Just tell me what to do.
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Okay. Listen.
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I'm your older brother
so I'll help you
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through this difficult decision.
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Just close your eyes.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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There are two roads
in front of you,
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road "A".
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And the one on the left...
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Thank you.
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And surprisingly,
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17 members of congress
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could fit
into one pair of his pants
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which proves
that William Howard Taft
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was the fattest president
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the United States
has ever known.
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Um, will this all be
on the test?
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Oh, Carly, here at Briarwood
we don't have tests,
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we have frozen yogurt.
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Frozen yo...
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Oh. Okay.
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Would you like any toppings?
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Well, I do like nuts.
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Nuts.
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Now, who can tell me
how many sides a triangle has?
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Three.
Correct.
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David, please give Carly
a hundred dollars.
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I get a hundred bucks
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whenever I answer
a question right?
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Of course.
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This is Briarwood.
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Massage time.
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Oh, oh, this school is amazing.
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I'm gonna have
some more of my yogurt now.
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Oh.
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Oh, it was just a dream.
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Hey and welcome to the web show.
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Huh?
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Carly is not on this show
anymore
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'cause she goes
to Briarwood now.
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And made all new friends,
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But don't worry
I'm not alone here.
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I'm Gibby.
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And I'm Sam.
271
00:11:56,174 --> 00:11:58,552
And this is a little show
we like to call...
272
00:11:58,593 --> 00:12:00,803
IGibby. Okay.
273
00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:05,808
Okay, first,
I had a sweet dream,
274
00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:07,227
now I'm having a nightmare.
275
00:12:07,268 --> 00:12:08,811
I wanna dream sweetly some more.
276
00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:13,316
Oh.
277
00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:14,484
Oh.
278
00:12:14,526 --> 00:12:16,403
This is nice.
279
00:12:16,444 --> 00:12:18,446
I like Briarwood.
280
00:12:18,488 --> 00:12:20,323
Briarwood.
281
00:12:20,365 --> 00:12:21,575
Briarwood.
282
00:12:21,616 --> 00:12:23,493
And frozen yogurt.
283
00:12:23,535 --> 00:12:24,827
Frozen yogurt.
284
00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:26,580
Frozen yogurt.
285
00:12:26,621 --> 00:12:28,164
With nuts.
286
00:12:28,206 --> 00:12:29,583
Nuts.
287
00:12:29,624 --> 00:12:31,585
Nuts.
288
00:12:31,626 --> 00:12:33,127
Nuts.
289
00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:34,753
Yeah.
290
00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:42,721
Sam.
291
00:12:42,761 --> 00:12:44,805
Sam, my mom has been
in a horrible accident.
292
00:12:44,847 --> 00:12:46,807
Calm down.
I got to get to the hospital.
293
00:12:46,849 --> 00:12:49,060
My mom's car is in the bottom...
294
00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:50,811
Your mom's fine.
295
00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:52,980
But, I just got a message
saying...
296
00:12:53,022 --> 00:12:55,275
I sent the message
to your teacher.
297
00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:57,318
I needed to get you
out of class so we could talk.
298
00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:59,112
How did you?
299
00:12:59,153 --> 00:13:01,698
Yes, can you please give
a message to Freddie Benson.
300
00:13:01,740 --> 00:13:04,576
His mother drove her car
into a swimming pool.
301
00:13:05,660 --> 00:13:07,828
You are a sick person.
302
00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:10,331
We've got a problem.
303
00:13:10,373 --> 00:13:12,459
What kind of problem?
304
00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:15,211
In homeroom, Carly told me
she's gonna have that interview
305
00:13:15,253 --> 00:13:17,589
with the headmaster
of Briarwood.
306
00:13:17,631 --> 00:13:18,923
Briarwood?
307
00:13:20,634 --> 00:13:21,760
Carly's gonna go there?
308
00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:23,637
If the headmaster likes her.
309
00:13:23,678 --> 00:13:25,513
Well, who doesn't like Carly?
310
00:13:25,555 --> 00:13:27,474
That's the problem, wiz pants.
311
00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:31,770
Of course she'll like Carly,
312
00:13:31,810 --> 00:13:33,146
and then Carly will go there,
313
00:13:33,187 --> 00:13:35,814
make all new friends
and then bye-bye us.
314
00:13:35,856 --> 00:13:37,776
I don't want to be bye-bye'd.
315
00:13:38,901 --> 00:13:40,278
Good.
316
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:42,697
'Cause I have a plan,
and you're gonna help me.
317
00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:46,825
Come on.
318
00:13:46,867 --> 00:13:47,867
Come on.
319
00:13:50,747 --> 00:13:52,123
What's taking so long?
320
00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:53,958
I'm still on hold.
321
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,710
Are you sure
we should be doing this?
322
00:13:55,752 --> 00:13:58,296
Yes. We're doing it for Carly,
She would not like Briarwood.
323
00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,006
I know, but...
324
00:14:00,047 --> 00:14:02,049
And if she stays here
there's a better chance
325
00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:03,635
she'll fall in love
with you someday.
326
00:14:03,677 --> 00:14:04,803
You're right.
327
00:14:04,843 --> 00:14:06,680
We have to do this for Carly.
328
00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:09,846
But what if the headmaster
doesn't believe I'm Spencer?
329
00:14:09,848 --> 00:14:11,017
I mean, like, what if she...
330
00:14:11,058 --> 00:14:16,606
Hello, this is Spencer Shay.
331
00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:20,901
Sound like Spencer
not Darth Vader.
332
00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:24,739
Ah, yes,
this is Carly Shay's Brother.
333
00:14:24,781 --> 00:14:26,366
Instead of Carly
coming to meet you
334
00:14:26,407 --> 00:14:27,950
at Briarwood,
335
00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:30,161
could you meet with her
at our apartment?
336
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:31,203
Why?
337
00:14:33,748 --> 00:14:36,000
Because I sprained my buttocks.
338
00:14:39,587 --> 00:14:44,300
Right, so can we say
around 5:30 this afternoon?
339
00:14:44,342 --> 00:14:46,177
Excellent.
340
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:48,763
Yes, the same address
that you sent the turkey legs.
341
00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:50,598
I look forward
to meeting you too.
342
00:14:51,641 --> 00:14:54,018
Ha, nice work.
Thanks.
343
00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:55,478
But why does
moving the interview
344
00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:56,979
to Carly's place help us?
345
00:14:57,021 --> 00:14:58,815
Well, the headmaster
wants to make sure
346
00:14:58,857 --> 00:15:01,860
Carly is, mm,
Briarwood material, right?
347
00:15:01,900 --> 00:15:03,444
A nice proper good girl?
348
00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:04,529
Yeah.
349
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:07,615
Well, imagine an interview
350
00:15:07,657 --> 00:15:09,242
in an apartment
351
00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:12,453
filled with dozens
of loud screaming kids,
352
00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:13,872
playing mini golf.
353
00:15:15,874 --> 00:15:17,083
"Free mini golf
354
00:15:17,124 --> 00:15:18,710
"tonight
at Carly Shay's apartment,
355
00:15:18,752 --> 00:15:20,253
5:30 to midnight."
356
00:15:20,294 --> 00:15:22,129
Uh-huh.
357
00:15:22,171 --> 00:15:23,172
You're bad.
358
00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:24,632
Uh-huh.
359
00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:30,805
Hey, what you doing in the sink?
360
00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:32,515
Ah, it's backed up.
361
00:15:32,557 --> 00:15:34,893
Some kid shot a golf ball
down the drain.
362
00:15:38,563 --> 00:15:40,022
There.
363
00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:49,574
I wish that hadn't happened.
364
00:15:51,075 --> 00:15:52,326
Yeah, look, would you help me
365
00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:53,534
pick out an outfit
for my interview?
366
00:15:53,536 --> 00:15:54,704
Do I go with black dress?
367
00:15:54,746 --> 00:15:55,828
Or is the black dress
too serious,
368
00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:57,037
'cause I don't want to look like
369
00:15:57,039 --> 00:15:58,122
I'm trying all hard
to be serious,
370
00:15:58,124 --> 00:15:59,751
but, oh, my God, I'm so nervous.
371
00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:02,961
Okay, everybody right this way.
372
00:16:04,756 --> 00:16:06,299
Hey, hey. What's going on?
373
00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:09,093
Mini golf party.
Right now?
374
00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:10,843
I'm getting ready to leave
for my interview.
375
00:16:10,845 --> 00:16:12,263
Your Briarwood interview?
376
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:14,474
Is that tonight?
377
00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:16,016
Yes, it's tonight.
378
00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:17,518
Don't worry,
We're just gonna play
379
00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:18,937
a few rounds.
380
00:16:18,977 --> 00:16:20,855
Come on you guys,
this isn't the time for...
381
00:16:20,897 --> 00:16:22,273
I'll be right back.
382
00:16:24,567 --> 00:16:26,694
The mini golf course is full.
383
00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:27,821
I'm sorry.
384
00:16:29,697 --> 00:16:30,865
My name is Linda Peeloff.
385
00:16:30,907 --> 00:16:32,742
Are you Carly?
Yeah.
386
00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:35,119
I'm the headmaster at Briarwood.
387
00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:37,163
I'm here for your interview.
388
00:16:37,204 --> 00:16:39,707
Oh. Ah.
389
00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:41,709
Please come in, Mrs. Peeloff.
390
00:16:46,213 --> 00:16:47,924
Interesting.
391
00:16:47,966 --> 00:16:50,050
Yeah,
wasn't I supposed to meet you
392
00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:52,303
in like two hours at Briarwood?
393
00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:53,972
Originally.
394
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:57,099
But I received a phone call
ask me to come here at 5:30.
395
00:16:57,141 --> 00:16:59,018
But who would...
Move lady.
396
00:17:01,312 --> 00:17:03,773
Dear, is this really
where you live?
397
00:17:03,815 --> 00:17:06,066
Yes, ma'am,
but it's usually not like this,
398
00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:07,274
You see my brother's an artist
and...
399
00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:08,820
Hey, Carly.
400
00:17:10,989 --> 00:17:11,990
Who's the chick?
401
00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:17,453
This is Mrs. Peeloff,
the headmaster of Briarwood.
402
00:17:17,495 --> 00:17:18,663
Hey, hey.
403
00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:20,623
What's up, Peeloff?
404
00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:22,166
Hello.
405
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:23,835
Aha.
406
00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:26,212
And this is my brother.
407
00:17:26,253 --> 00:17:28,464
Spencer, this is the headmaster
of Briarwood.
408
00:17:28,506 --> 00:17:29,716
Oh.
Hello.
409
00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:32,134
How are your buttocks?
410
00:17:33,887 --> 00:17:35,179
My buttocks?
411
00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:36,347
Fine.
412
00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:37,724
Firm.
413
00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:41,227
So, you're Carly's guardian?
414
00:17:41,268 --> 00:17:42,854
Yes I am.
415
00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:45,481
Oh, this is just food.
416
00:17:45,523 --> 00:17:46,858
Lovely.
417
00:17:47,775 --> 00:17:51,111
Oh!
418
00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:55,449
Mrs. Peeloff,
it's so noisy down here,
419
00:17:55,491 --> 00:17:57,410
Why down we go upstairs
and do the interview?
420
00:17:57,451 --> 00:17:58,578
Very well.
421
00:17:58,619 --> 00:18:00,204
We can take the elevator
over there.
422
00:18:02,874 --> 00:18:04,164
Why is she here?
I don't know.
423
00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:05,966
I thought we were gonna
meet her at Briarwood?
424
00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:07,503
So am I.
This is terrible.
425
00:18:07,545 --> 00:18:08,836
She asked about my buttocks.
Forget about your buttocks.
426
00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:10,337
Just do your interview.
Okay, I'm gonna do it.
427
00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:11,424
Shh.
Okay, you "shh!"
428
00:18:20,808 --> 00:18:21,976
Ohh.
429
00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:34,614
Oh, um...
430
00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:36,032
Okay, everyone.
431
00:18:36,074 --> 00:18:38,200
Please go play downstairs
for a while.
432
00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:39,577
Guys.
433
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:40,870
People.
434
00:18:44,999 --> 00:18:47,125
Please get out now.
435
00:18:51,005 --> 00:18:52,715
Hurry along.
436
00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:57,344
Please sit down, Mrs. Peeloff.
437
00:18:57,386 --> 00:18:59,013
Thank you.
438
00:18:59,055 --> 00:19:00,556
Now Carly...
439
00:19:15,446 --> 00:19:17,657
Why don't you start
by telling me
440
00:19:17,698 --> 00:19:19,157
a little bit about you?
441
00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:21,327
Well...
442
00:19:29,002 --> 00:19:30,086
Flush.
443
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:37,175
Hey. Quiet down.
444
00:19:37,217 --> 00:19:38,928
Hey listen up.
445
00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:46,019
Okay, whoever finds
the magic purple golf ball
446
00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:47,353
wins a special ticket
447
00:19:47,394 --> 00:19:48,978
that gives you free mini golf
for a year.
448
00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:50,106
A whole year?
449
00:19:50,148 --> 00:19:51,774
Well, give us a hint
where it is?
450
00:19:51,816 --> 00:19:53,400
Okay.
451
00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:55,028
It's upstairs
in the iCarly studio,
452
00:19:55,069 --> 00:19:56,529
inside a grown up ladies pocket.
453
00:19:56,570 --> 00:19:58,114
First one to find it wins.
454
00:20:03,494 --> 00:20:07,165
Well, Carly,
you're a charming young lady.
455
00:20:07,205 --> 00:20:09,333
Oh, Mrs. Peeloff.
456
00:20:10,043 --> 00:20:11,627
I'd really think
the student body at...
457
00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:16,423
Where is it?
Where is it?
458
00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:18,382
What are you doing?
Stop. Stop, stop, stop, stop.
459
00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:19,886
Give me the ball, lady.
460
00:20:19,927 --> 00:20:21,387
I want that ball!
461
00:20:21,428 --> 00:20:23,097
Giddy, what are you doing?
462
00:20:23,139 --> 00:20:24,304
Trying to find
the purple golf ball.
463
00:20:24,306 --> 00:20:26,184
What purple golf ball?
464
00:20:26,224 --> 00:20:27,852
The one Sam and Freddie
told us about.
465
00:20:39,030 --> 00:20:40,322
We are good.
466
00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:41,741
We are.
467
00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:46,954
Why?
468
00:20:46,996 --> 00:20:48,622
Why what?
469
00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:50,249
I'm not playing.
470
00:20:50,290 --> 00:20:52,919
Why did you guys intentionally
sabotage my interview?
471
00:20:57,423 --> 00:20:59,800
Don't nonchalantly sip
your drinks.
472
00:20:59,842 --> 00:21:01,010
Answer me.
473
00:21:01,052 --> 00:21:02,887
We didn't want you to go.
474
00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:04,388
You wouldn't like it
at Briarwood.
475
00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:05,723
We were just thinking of you.
476
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:08,184
No, you were just thinking
of yourselves.
477
00:21:08,226 --> 00:21:09,769
Carls.
478
00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:11,645
This interview
was really important to me.
479
00:21:11,687 --> 00:21:13,856
You don't wanna go
to snotty rich kid school.
480
00:21:13,898 --> 00:21:15,940
Maybe I don't or maybe I did,
but it doesn't matter now
481
00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:17,315
'cause I'll never be
able to make the choice,
482
00:21:17,317 --> 00:21:18,945
'cause you guys ruined it
for me.
483
00:21:18,986 --> 00:21:21,239
Come on,
what we did wasn't that bad.
484
00:21:23,574 --> 00:21:25,993
Hey. Purple ball.
485
00:21:26,035 --> 00:21:28,788
They... they wanted a purple ball.
486
00:21:30,288 --> 00:21:32,666
I never had a purple ball.
487
00:21:34,085 --> 00:21:36,170
I'm going home now.
488
00:21:36,212 --> 00:21:37,212
Wait.
Mrs. Peeloff.
489
00:21:39,506 --> 00:21:41,675
Don't blame Carly
for all this stuff.
490
00:21:41,717 --> 00:21:43,343
She had nothing to do with it.
491
00:21:43,385 --> 00:21:45,679
We tried to mess up
her interview cause...
492
00:21:45,721 --> 00:21:49,016
'Cause,
she's like our best friend.
493
00:21:49,058 --> 00:21:51,144
And we didn't want her
to leave our school.
494
00:21:51,185 --> 00:21:52,561
'Cause we'd miss her.
495
00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:56,023
But she's likes the best kid
496
00:21:56,065 --> 00:21:57,483
you could ever get at Briarwood.
497
00:21:58,943 --> 00:22:00,527
So don't not let her in
498
00:22:00,569 --> 00:22:03,239
just because she's got
a couple of rotten friends.
499
00:22:06,951 --> 00:22:09,662
You guys aren't rotten, usually.
500
00:22:10,997 --> 00:22:12,623
Well, I do think,
501
00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:14,917
there's something to be said
for a girl who has friends,
502
00:22:14,959 --> 00:22:17,920
who care so much about her.
503
00:22:17,962 --> 00:22:19,337
We do.
504
00:22:21,339 --> 00:22:23,134
So I might still get in
to Briarwood?
505
00:22:23,176 --> 00:22:24,416
Well I won't make any promises,
506
00:22:24,426 --> 00:22:25,845
but I think
507
00:22:25,886 --> 00:22:27,345
there's a good chance
a student...
508
00:22:27,387 --> 00:22:29,556
There she went.
Give me the purple ball.
509
00:22:29,598 --> 00:22:31,809
I don't have the purple ball!
510
00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:33,978
There she is!
Get her!
511
00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:37,023
Oh, my God!
512
00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:39,025
Go help her.
513
00:22:39,066 --> 00:22:40,693
Okay.
514
00:22:40,734 --> 00:22:42,278
Hey, guys get out of there.
515
00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:44,780
Come on.
516
00:22:44,822 --> 00:22:46,824
They chased her
into Spencer's shower.
517
00:23:06,093 --> 00:23:08,221
I didn't really want to go
to Briarwood anyway.
518
00:23:13,684 --> 00:23:14,727
Hey.
Here's 17 reasons
519
00:23:14,768 --> 00:23:16,645
why iCarly.com rocks.
520
00:23:16,687 --> 00:23:18,022
It's way funny.
521
00:23:18,064 --> 00:23:19,940
Carly's hot.
Freddie is hot.
522
00:23:19,982 --> 00:23:22,526
Spencer's insane.
Sam's hilarious.
523
00:23:22,568 --> 00:23:23,944
The website is well-designed.
524
00:23:23,986 --> 00:23:26,030
There's tons of things
that you can click on.
525
00:23:26,072 --> 00:23:27,740
Carly's hot.
You said that.
526
00:23:27,781 --> 00:23:29,407
Cool pics.
Killer music.
527
00:23:29,449 --> 00:23:30,910
Funny blogs.
Carly's hot.
528
00:23:30,951 --> 00:23:32,036
Stop it.
529
00:23:32,078 --> 00:23:33,371
And that's 17 reasons...
530
00:23:33,411 --> 00:23:35,915
Why iCarly.com.
Rocks.
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