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♪
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It was really of your mom to
give me a ride home from school.
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Nah, she likes me
hanging out with you
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'cause she thinks
it'll keep me out of jail.
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Hey, why did it take you guys
so long to get home from school?
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'Cause my mom had
to stop at SaveRite
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to pick up her ointment.
Any more questions?
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I'm home.
Bonjour.
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Hi, hey, yo, can't
talk, super busy.
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Okay, what is up with you?
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There's an art gallery
downtown that wants to showcase
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new works by great
unknown artists.
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Awesome, you're a great artist.
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And you're definitely unknown.
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Thank you.
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How do you get your
stuff in the gallery?
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They have to think
it's really good,
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which is why I gotta finish
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my latest three sculptures
that I call...
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Yippee-Yi Yo-Yo,
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The Elephant Cycle,
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and my Christmas tree of noses,
which I call Merry Sniffmas.
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Now, I gotta finish these!
I can't talk!
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Do you realize this gallery is
the place where Harry Joyner
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first showcased his artwork
almost 20 years ago?
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Who's Harry Joyner?
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Harry Joyner's Spencer's
favorite pop artist.
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Of all time!
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Sure, I'll have a snack.
I didn't offer you a snack.
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Well, let's pretend you did.
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Okay, where's my green yo-yo?
I just had my green yo-yo!
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It's in your hand?
It's in my hand!
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Man, I've never seen
Spencer so freaked out.
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I know, I wish we
could calm him down.
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Where's my hot glue gun?
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I can't work with cold glue!
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He seriously thinks that gallery
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won't like his sculptures?
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All creative people
worry their stuff's lame.
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That's an artist thing.
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Hey, what if we get
Harry Joyner to come here?
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Do you know how much
it would mean to Spencer
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if his idol
complimented his art?
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Well, yeah, but isn't that
Joyner dude, like, famous?
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How are you gonna get him?
He lives in Seattle.
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I could send him an email.
Worth a shot.
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Okay, I am missing a nose.
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I had another nose just
like these two noses,
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and now I can't find it.
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Email that dude fast.
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Like, soon.
Or now.
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In five, four, three, two...
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♪
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♪ I know, you see ♪
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♪ Somehow the world
will change for me ♪
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♪ And be so wonderful ♪
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♪
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♪ Live life, breathe air ♪
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♪ I know somehow we're
gonna get there ♪
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♪ And feel so wonderful ♪
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♪
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♪ It's all for real ♪
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♪ I'm telling you
just how I feel ♪
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♪ So wake up, the
members of my nation ♪
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♪ It's your time to be ♪
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♪ There's no chance
unless you take one ♪
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♪ Have the time to see
the brighter side ♪
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♪ Of every situation ♪
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♪ Some things are meant to be ♪
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♪ So give me your best and
leave the rest to me ♪
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♪ Leave it all to me ♪
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♪ Leave it all to me ♪
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♪ Just leave it all to me ♪
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♪
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Look at Lewbert.
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Worst doorman ever.
I know.
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Who eats half a cheeseburger,
then falls asleep?
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Someone who just lost the
other half of his cheeseburger.
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Sam, gross.
It's not my fault.
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Waiting around for people
makes me crave meat.
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Do you even know what
Harry Joyner looks like?
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Yeah, you know, he looks like
a man, with a face and hair.
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Yeah, I have an uncle
that looks a lot like that.
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So what did you say
in your email
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to get Joyner to come here?
It wasn't what I said.
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It was the pictures I attached
of Spencer's sculptures.
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Joyner liked 'em?
I guess.
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He said he wanted to
come see them in person.
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That is so cool.
You know what else is cool?
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What?
Not you.
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See! I told ya!
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Any time a chance comes
along for you to insult me,
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you just gotta jump on it.
You should be nicer to him.
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Ha! She couldn't be
nicer to me if she tried,
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'cause she has no self-control.
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I have oodles of self-control.
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I self-control
myself all the time.
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Good, then prove it.
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Don't insult Freddie
for a whole week.
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No problem.
And what if she does?
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Okay, for every insult,
you owe Freddie 5 bucks.
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Fine.
Good, I'm gonna be rich.
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No, 'cause I'm not gonna
say one mean word to you.
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Really?
You want to kiss me?
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Kiss you?
Dude, I'd rather...
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not do that at this time, but
I appreciate your kind offer.
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Impressive.
Good girl.
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Pardon me, is one of you Carly?
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Harry Joyner?
In the flesh.
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Hi! Thanks so much
for coming here.
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Well, I was intrigued by the
photographs you emailed me,
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so I'd like to see your
brother's sculptures
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with my own eyes.
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My god, you have no idea
how blown away he's gonna be
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when he sees you.
You're his hero.
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Oh.
Come on, let's go upstairs.
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My mom is my hero.
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This is gonna be a long week.
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♪
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Hey.
Hey!
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Man, I hate this yo-yo.
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The glue won't stick
to the plastic surface.
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Why don't you try an
adhesive bonding gel?
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That's a good idea.
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How did you...
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Mr. Joy... Mr. Joy-
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Joyner.
Joyner.
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Call me Harry.
Okay.
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Harry? Wow!
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Your little sister
sent me an email
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and attached some photos
of your sculptures.
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You!
Me!
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Her!
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And since I'm working
on a new project nearby,
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I thought I'd pop over and
see your work in person.
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Well, thanks for popping!
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What kind of project
are you working on?
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It's a fantastic one.
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You see, since I've
already made sculptures
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out of every material
known to man,
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I figured I'd make
a sculpture out of man himself.
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Like a human sculpture?
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Precisely, a human sculpture,
which I shall photograph
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and quite likely frame.
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But let's talk about
your creations.
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Well, here-here they are.
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These are the sculptures
I've been working on.
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I see.
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I see.
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Structure...
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Interesting, yes.
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Interesting.
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I see what you're trying to do.
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Eh...
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Alright.
Well?
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I don't love them.
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Oh.
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But you like them, right?
Honestly, I-I don't.
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I mean, look, these pieces
are cute and amusing,
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but they're amateurish at best.
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Not to say that
they're bad, just...
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not good.
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♪
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Alright, then.
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I've got a rather
packed schedule,
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so I should... I should run.
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Pleasure to meet you, Spencer.
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Children.
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♪
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Spencer...
I gotta...
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I gotta go, uh, lay down.
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♪
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Spencer, it's been four hours.
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I think you need to get
off the kitchen table.
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Why?
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Is Santa Claus here to tell me
I'm ugly and have no friends?
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Spencer, get up.
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Come on, you need to
get off the table.
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I'm comfy right here.
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Ow.
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You weren't supposed
to fall on the floor.
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Well, you know...
gravity.
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So Harry Joyner
didn't like your art.
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He's one person.
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Yeah, my number-one
idol in the art world
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and he thinks my sculptures
are amateurish and not good.
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This may be the worst thing
that's ever happened in my life.
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It's like a giant rain cloud
has opened up above me and...
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Spencer!
No!
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Spencer!
No!
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Spencer, open the door.
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I want to be alone!
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Hey.
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You want to the Galaxy Wars
Convention with me this weekend?
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I'm dressing up as Nug Nug
from the planet Zorcon.
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I'm not gonna
insult you, Freddie.
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You're not getting
5 bucks out of me.
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When I grow up,
I wonder what kind of girl
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will want to marry me.
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After I take a shower, my mom
makes me sign a piece of paper
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promising that I
shampooed twice.
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Should I call an ambulance?
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Make him stop setting
me up to insult him.
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It's killing me!
You're the one who...
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You guys, not now.
Spencer's really upset.
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Why? Who cares what
Harry Joyner thinks?
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Spencer does, a lot!
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I've never seen
him this depressed.
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This is so dumb.
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Spencer's sculptures
are the best.
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I know, but we've all told him
that and he won't believe us.
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Maybe he needs to hear
it from a few more people.
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♪
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Going live in five,
four, three, two...
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Hello, people of
Earth who own computers.
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Congratulations, you've
signed on to icarly.com.
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So sit back, take
off your socks,
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and enjoy this fine webcast.
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I'm Carly!
I'm Sam!
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That's not right.
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I'm Carly.
I'm Sam.
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We were momentarily confused.
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But no worries.
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'Cause tonight, we got
a very special episode
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of iCarly for ya.
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We're gonna take
you on a trip...
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to a virtual art show...
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right here in the iCarly studio.
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So you people can see some
awesomely cool sculptures.
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Leave us your comments
right here at icarly.com.
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Now, you can't have a real art
exhibit without music, right?
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So say hello to Sam's cousin...
the one who's not in jail...
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our friend...
Greg Patello!
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Yeah!
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Hey, Carly.
Hi, Sam.
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Hey, dude.
Hi, Greg.
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Why don't you
crank up that flute
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and get this art exhibit
started?
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Yeah, baby!
Here we go.
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♪
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How was that?
Boring.
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Now show them how
we do it iCarly style.
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Hurry, Greg!
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He's playing the flute...
and beatboxing...
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at the same time...
all by himself.
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My cousin has got talent.
Yeah, baby.
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Yeah!
Whoo!
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Now, we call this
next sculpture...
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Splatter Man.
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♪ Splatter Man ♪
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♪
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Wow!
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Now, here's an
enjoyable sculpture...
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which we like to call...
Yippee-Yi Yo-Yo!
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♪
256
00:11:54,005 --> 00:11:55,382
Now look at this next sculpture.
257
00:11:55,423 --> 00:11:57,467
It's a Christmas tree...
of noses...
258
00:11:57,509 --> 00:12:00,719
appropriately named...
Merry Sniffmas!
259
00:12:00,761 --> 00:12:02,889
♪
260
00:12:02,930 --> 00:12:05,099
Baby squirrel made out
of video camera parts.
261
00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:10,522
Okay!
Look at this next sculpture.
262
00:12:10,564 --> 00:12:12,440
It's a robot...
made out of soda bottles.
263
00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:14,359
His eyes light up red...
angry or not.
264
00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:16,069
Now, this sculpture is called...
265
00:12:16,110 --> 00:12:17,195
The Bottle Bot.
266
00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:18,779
Not to be confused
with Bubble Butt,
267
00:12:18,821 --> 00:12:20,240
which is what I call our
teacher,
268
00:12:20,281 --> 00:12:22,158
the horrible Ms. Briggs.
269
00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:24,492
Why did you say that live on
the web? She already hates you.
270
00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:27,038
Which means I have
nothing to lose!
271
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,374
Okay, now be sure to
leave us your comments...
272
00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:31,543
about all the sculptures
we've shown you tonight...
273
00:12:31,585 --> 00:12:34,128
and send us pics of your own
artwork right here to iCarly...
274
00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:36,130
dot com.
Not dot net.
275
00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:38,007
Dot net is for losers.
276
00:12:38,049 --> 00:12:39,593
Bye!
See ya!
277
00:12:39,634 --> 00:12:47,634
♪
278
00:12:56,775 --> 00:12:58,693
You guys showed my artwork
on your web show tonight?
279
00:12:58,695 --> 00:13:00,113
Yeah, we did.
280
00:13:00,154 --> 00:13:02,198
And those comments are
from some of our viewers.
281
00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:04,618
Yeah, just a few thousand.
They loved your sculptures.
282
00:13:04,659 --> 00:13:07,454
Almost every comment we
got said they're awesome.
283
00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:09,830
Except for one from Sam's
cousin in jail, who wrote,
284
00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:13,000
"Who cares about art?
Get me out of this rat hole!"
285
00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:15,920
The point is, our viewers
went nuts over your stuff.
286
00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:18,172
Look at all those comments.
287
00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:20,508
Are any of these
comments from Harry Joyner?
288
00:13:20,550 --> 00:13:23,177
Would you forget Harry Joyner?
I can't!
289
00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:26,473
He's the guy who inspired
me to become an artist.
290
00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:28,099
Read these,
the thousands of people
291
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:29,559
saying they love
your sculptures.
292
00:13:29,601 --> 00:13:30,977
Then give them to those people,
293
00:13:31,018 --> 00:13:33,647
'cause I got myself a new job.
Like, a real job?
294
00:13:33,688 --> 00:13:35,408
You can't have a real job!
You're Spencer!
295
00:13:37,108 --> 00:13:39,736
You're an artist.
Nope.
296
00:13:39,778 --> 00:13:42,447
Starting tomorrow,
I'm a dental assistant.
297
00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:47,160
♪
298
00:13:48,411 --> 00:13:51,372
Spencer, open the door.
299
00:13:52,791 --> 00:13:55,585
♪
300
00:13:55,627 --> 00:13:58,421
Freddie, you didn't sign
the shampoo agreement.
301
00:13:58,463 --> 00:14:00,006
How do I know if
you double pooed?
302
00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:05,052
You thought I was kidding.
303
00:14:05,094 --> 00:14:07,639
♪
304
00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:15,689
♪
305
00:14:15,730 --> 00:14:17,440
Come on, Carly, that's not true.
306
00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:19,942
It is true.
I've ruined Spencer's life.
307
00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:22,028
If I'd never emailed
that dumb Harry Joyner,
308
00:14:22,069 --> 00:14:23,946
none of this would've
ever happened.
309
00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:25,365
I'm upset.
310
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:29,452
Aww, I think
someone needs a hug.
311
00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:33,581
Thanks.
312
00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:39,587
Uh, Freddie?
Freddie, we can un-hug now.
313
00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:41,297
Please let this last.
314
00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:48,012
Hey, I'm home.
Hey!
315
00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:50,306
Hi, kids.
Oh, hey, Mrs. Benson.
316
00:14:50,348 --> 00:14:52,350
Mom, what are you doing here?
Yeah, what's up?
317
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:53,893
I'm getting ready to go to work,
318
00:14:53,934 --> 00:14:56,229
so Mrs. Benson's
gonna stay with you.
319
00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:58,565
Here!?
I can't leave you alone.
320
00:14:58,606 --> 00:14:59,982
Yeah, you can.
Sure you can.
321
00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:02,736
Why can't ya?
She's gonna stay here!?
322
00:15:02,777 --> 00:15:05,405
I brought soy crisps!
323
00:15:05,446 --> 00:15:07,156
Okay, wait, it's after 4:00.
324
00:15:07,198 --> 00:15:09,158
Who goes to work in a
dental office after 4:00?
325
00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:11,494
This dentist works afternoons
and nights for people
326
00:15:11,536 --> 00:15:12,995
that can't get away
during the day.
327
00:15:13,037 --> 00:15:14,455
Well, you need to quit dentistry
328
00:15:14,497 --> 00:15:15,956
and go back to being an artist.
329
00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:19,043
Carly, I'm a
dental assistant now.
330
00:15:21,546 --> 00:15:24,340
Whatever, I'm still way
too old to have a babysitter.
331
00:15:24,382 --> 00:15:26,676
Oh, now, don't think
of me as your babysitter.
332
00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:29,387
Think of me more as your
gal pal who "hangs" with you
333
00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:32,432
during afternoons and evening.
334
00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:34,559
So is this gonna
be a regular thing!?
335
00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:36,392
Not that I don't love your mom.
She's awesome.
336
00:15:36,394 --> 00:15:39,397
Is this gonna be
a regular thing!?
337
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,357
For now, yeah.
See you later.
338
00:15:41,399 --> 00:15:42,983
But what if... but where are...
339
00:15:46,696 --> 00:15:50,491
♪
340
00:15:50,533 --> 00:15:52,577
I don't know how Freddie
lives with his mom.
341
00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:54,161
She wouldn't let me
eat anything fun.
342
00:15:54,203 --> 00:15:55,872
She blocked all the
good TV channels.
343
00:15:55,914 --> 00:15:57,665
And she made me eat
lasagne with a spoon.
344
00:15:57,707 --> 00:15:59,500
Why a spoon?
345
00:15:59,542 --> 00:16:01,902
She says forks are dangerous,
that I could stab my tongue.
346
00:16:02,879 --> 00:16:04,505
Yeah, that's not
cool, so not cool.
347
00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:07,592
Nope, nope, nope.
348
00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:09,594
What's wrong with you?
Why are you so jittery?
349
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:11,638
Because I'm freaking out, man.
I'm freaking out!
350
00:16:13,264 --> 00:16:14,557
Why?
351
00:16:14,599 --> 00:16:16,434
I haven't insulted
Freddie in days... days!
352
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:17,727
I can't take it.
353
00:16:17,769 --> 00:16:19,771
I cannot take it and the
week's only half over.
354
00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:21,604
So insult him once just
to calm yourself down.
355
00:16:21,606 --> 00:16:22,774
I can't afford the 5 bucks.
356
00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:25,318
I spent all my
allowance on beef jerky.
357
00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:27,779
I can't handle not
insulting that boy!
358
00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:29,656
Don't you think my problem
with Spencer's
359
00:16:29,697 --> 00:16:31,240
a little more
important than this?
360
00:16:31,282 --> 00:16:32,533
Yeah, sorry.
361
00:16:32,575 --> 00:16:34,452
It's all that stupid
Harry Joyner's fault.
362
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:37,371
I'd like to stab his
tongue with a fork!
363
00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:39,499
Why did he have to be
so mean to Spencer?
364
00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:41,876
You should go talk to him.
Who, Joyner?
365
00:16:41,918 --> 00:16:43,377
Yeah, he's still in town, right?
366
00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:44,919
Isn't he doing some
big human art sculpture
367
00:16:44,921 --> 00:16:47,256
at the Henshaw Warehouse?
Yeah.
368
00:16:47,298 --> 00:16:50,510
Hey, Carly.
Hi, Sam.
369
00:16:50,551 --> 00:16:53,053
What do you think of
my Nug Nug costume?
370
00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:55,932
I'm wearing this to the
Galaxy Wars Convention.
371
00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:58,685
Any comments, Sam?
372
00:17:00,561 --> 00:17:02,522
Move.
373
00:17:07,485 --> 00:17:09,111
Have fun at the
convention, Nub Nub.
374
00:17:09,153 --> 00:17:10,697
It's Nug Nug.
Whatever!
375
00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:17,912
♪
376
00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:19,998
Alright, let's get
this done, people.
377
00:17:20,038 --> 00:17:22,375
You there, put your
finger in his ear.
378
00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:24,126
Yes, Sir!
Perfect.
379
00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:26,462
You, put your left shoe
on your right hand.
380
00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:30,466
Hey, Harry, can we talk to you?
381
00:17:30,508 --> 00:17:33,135
What? No.
I have to pose all these people
382
00:17:33,177 --> 00:17:34,927
and take a photograph
before I lose the light.
383
00:17:34,929 --> 00:17:36,639
Cheese cube!
384
00:17:36,681 --> 00:17:39,893
Mm, I love cubes of cheese.
385
00:17:39,934 --> 00:17:41,894
We just need a second.
Fine, what do you want?
386
00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:46,024
Will someone please put
a brassiere on the clown?
387
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,065
On it!
388
00:17:48,275 --> 00:17:49,944
Harry?
What?
389
00:17:49,986 --> 00:17:52,194
Ever since you told my brother
you didn't like his sculptures,
390
00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:54,071
he's been really upset.
You ruined his confidence.
391
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:56,576
Will someone please
rub that man's face
392
00:17:56,617 --> 00:17:58,242
on that brick wall over there?
Yes, Sir!
393
00:17:58,244 --> 00:17:59,453
Thank you!
394
00:18:01,288 --> 00:18:03,608
How would you feel if your
hero told you your work stunk?
395
00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:05,668
I am my own hero.
396
00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:07,461
Look, even if you
think he's terrible,
397
00:18:07,503 --> 00:18:08,922
would you please
come talk to him?
398
00:18:08,963 --> 00:18:10,443
Say something to
make him feel better.
399
00:18:11,966 --> 00:18:12,967
I got somebody.
400
00:18:13,009 --> 00:18:15,177
Good, put the freak over there.
401
00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:16,930
Sorry, short on time.
402
00:18:16,971 --> 00:18:19,223
Alright, let's get
this show on the road!
403
00:18:22,184 --> 00:18:24,520
Well, maybe Spencer will
be a great dental assistant.
404
00:18:24,562 --> 00:18:26,313
No, he won't.
405
00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:28,104
Harry Joyner or no Harry Joyner,
Spencer's quitting that job
406
00:18:28,106 --> 00:18:29,776
and coming home right now.
407
00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:31,986
Is this on right?
I don't know!
408
00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:36,323
♪
409
00:18:43,163 --> 00:18:45,416
Wow, it's true!
410
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:48,544
They told us in dental school if
you push a person's tongue back,
411
00:18:48,586 --> 00:18:50,379
you trigger the spit gland.
See?
412
00:18:53,841 --> 00:18:56,761
Spencer!
Hi, what are you doing...
413
00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:59,055
We need to talk.
Hey, you can't be in here.
414
00:18:59,097 --> 00:19:01,682
I'm working with a patient.
415
00:19:01,724 --> 00:19:03,223
Yeah, seriously,
Carly, you gotta go.
416
00:19:03,225 --> 00:19:05,311
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Carly?
As in iCarly?
417
00:19:05,352 --> 00:19:08,064
Ah ah?
418
00:19:08,106 --> 00:19:09,983
This is your little
sister with the web show.
419
00:19:10,024 --> 00:19:13,527
Yeah, that's me.
My kid loves iCarly!
420
00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:14,821
Really?
Sure.
421
00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:17,031
You stay as long as you want.
422
00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:28,084
Fun job?
Why are you here?
423
00:19:28,126 --> 00:19:31,211
To bring you home so you
can be an artist again.
424
00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:34,799
I can't put my heart into
something I'm no good at.
425
00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:36,340
And I really like being
a dental assistant.
426
00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:37,760
It's fun.
427
00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:46,644
You need to go home.
Good, take me there.
428
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,312
I don't get off work until...
429
00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:55,528
Hello, Spencer.
430
00:19:55,569 --> 00:19:57,864
Hi, Harry. How come...
431
00:19:57,905 --> 00:20:01,034
Hey, you can't be in here.
I'm working...
432
00:20:01,075 --> 00:20:02,409
Wait.
433
00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:04,453
Harry Joyner the artist?
434
00:20:04,495 --> 00:20:07,999
Ah ah?
Indeed.
435
00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:11,044
Wow, I love your work.
Thank you.
436
00:20:11,085 --> 00:20:15,756
You stay as long as you want.
Ah, ah-ha.
437
00:20:15,798 --> 00:20:17,198
I'll assume that
was a compliment.
438
00:20:17,215 --> 00:20:18,215
Thank you.
439
00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:22,055
So why are you here?
440
00:20:22,096 --> 00:20:25,183
Carly came by my
photoshoot today.
441
00:20:25,223 --> 00:20:28,268
She told me you'd decided
to quit being an artist.
442
00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:30,521
Yeah, I have.
It's okay.
443
00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:31,896
It's not your fault
my art's terrible.
444
00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:35,359
Your art's not terrible.
It's good.
445
00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:37,904
Great, actually.
But I thought...
446
00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:39,989
Then why did you say
you didn't like it?
447
00:20:40,031 --> 00:20:42,033
Truthfully?
448
00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:45,119
When I saw your work,
I was jealous.
449
00:20:45,161 --> 00:20:47,788
Jealous? Of me?
450
00:20:47,830 --> 00:20:49,665
Your sculptures are better
451
00:20:49,707 --> 00:20:51,834
than anything I've done
in a long time.
452
00:21:00,885 --> 00:21:02,469
Now do you believe
you're talented?
453
00:21:02,511 --> 00:21:06,224
Spencer, do the world a favor.
454
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:09,852
Be an artist.
Okay.
455
00:21:12,230 --> 00:21:16,483
Hey, uh, if you're as good
as he says that you are,
456
00:21:16,525 --> 00:21:18,485
how about you building me
a sculpture
457
00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:22,031
for my waiting room over there?
I'll pay you a thousand bucks.
458
00:21:22,073 --> 00:21:23,073
Done!
459
00:21:25,201 --> 00:21:28,412
Um, would you like a little
help with that project?
460
00:21:32,499 --> 00:21:33,793
Wait...
461
00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:37,463
you're saying you
wanna work with me?
462
00:21:37,504 --> 00:21:38,881
On a sculpture?
463
00:21:38,923 --> 00:21:41,092
Only if you don't faint
every time I talk to you.
464
00:21:41,134 --> 00:21:44,595
♪
465
00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:46,264
Do you think I
have too much here?
466
00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:47,431
Don't ask me.
467
00:21:47,473 --> 00:21:49,267
Just use as much as
you think you need.
468
00:21:49,307 --> 00:21:51,100
I want your opinion.
You don't need my opinion.
469
00:21:51,102 --> 00:21:53,938
I crave your opinion.
I crave a hamburger.
470
00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:56,274
I'll make you a hamburger
as soon as we're done.
471
00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:57,608
Alright.
472
00:21:57,650 --> 00:21:58,818
I'm home.
We're here.
473
00:21:58,859 --> 00:22:00,236
Hi, guys.
Hello.
474
00:22:00,278 --> 00:22:01,821
Wow, you got home
from school fast.
475
00:22:01,862 --> 00:22:03,489
Sam's mom gave us a ride again.
476
00:22:03,530 --> 00:22:04,949
That was nice of her.
477
00:22:04,991 --> 00:22:07,201
Nah, she just likes
dumping me here.
478
00:22:07,243 --> 00:22:09,120
Freddie with you guys?
No.
479
00:22:09,162 --> 00:22:11,789
But since Carly's home,
he'll probably be here in...
480
00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:12,991
What's up?
Zero seconds.
481
00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:17,586
I would've been
here sooner, but, uh,
482
00:22:17,628 --> 00:22:19,713
I was helping my
mom knit a sweater.
483
00:22:19,755 --> 00:22:20,923
Any comment?
484
00:22:23,176 --> 00:22:25,011
Please let me insult
you once for free.
485
00:22:25,052 --> 00:22:27,638
Nope.
5 bucks an insult.
486
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:28,889
Then I think it's very sweet
487
00:22:28,931 --> 00:22:30,975
you were helping
your mommy knit.
488
00:22:31,017 --> 00:22:33,853
Impressive.
You're just lucky I'm broke.
489
00:22:33,894 --> 00:22:35,144
The sculpture's looking awesome.
490
00:22:35,146 --> 00:22:36,939
That dentist dude's
really gonna pay you
491
00:22:36,981 --> 00:22:39,817
1,000 bucks for that?
Paid in advance!
492
00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:41,277
Cash.
Sweet.
493
00:22:41,319 --> 00:22:43,487
Since you guys helped
me get my art career back,
494
00:22:43,529 --> 00:22:46,532
40 for you, 40 for you,
495
00:22:46,573 --> 00:22:49,785
and 41 for my little sister.
496
00:22:49,827 --> 00:22:51,078
Aw, I'm special.
497
00:22:53,747 --> 00:22:55,833
And now that I have 40 bucks...
498
00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:57,210
you're a nerd.
Thank you.
499
00:22:57,251 --> 00:22:58,836
Your breath smells
like dead feet.
500
00:22:58,878 --> 00:23:00,252
No girl will ever want you.
Noted.
501
00:23:00,254 --> 00:23:02,173
I don't like your pants.
Fair enough.
502
00:23:02,215 --> 00:23:04,089
If you were a country,
you'd be El Salva-dork.
503
00:23:04,091 --> 00:23:05,968
Did I make fun of your butt yet?
504
00:23:06,010 --> 00:23:07,594
No.
It's oddly shaped.
505
00:23:07,636 --> 00:23:09,930
So is your head.
Awesome.
506
00:23:13,226 --> 00:23:14,810
Remember my cousin Greg?
507
00:23:14,852 --> 00:23:17,437
The dude who plays
the flute and beatboxes?
508
00:23:17,479 --> 00:23:20,649
You can see him play more
great stuff at icarly.com.
509
00:23:20,691 --> 00:23:22,651
So go check it
out at icarly.com.
510
00:23:22,693 --> 00:23:24,486
You gotta go to icarly.com.
511
00:23:24,528 --> 00:23:25,863
You must go to icarly.com.
512
00:23:27,073 --> 00:23:28,741
You must go to icarly.com.
513
00:23:29,533 --> 00:23:31,118
You must go to icarly.com.
514
00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:33,787
Please... go to icarly.com.
515
00:23:33,829 --> 00:23:37,041
Mmm.
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