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Lamp.
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Lamp.
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Lamp.
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I think it knows it's a lamp.
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No, I want it to turn on.
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Lamp.
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Do you need a ride to school?
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No, Freddie's mom's
gonna drive us.
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And look
what I'm gonna hand in today.
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You finished
your history report?
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No, I finished
the greatest history report
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in the history
of history reports.
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Nice.
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So what's it...
Don't touch it!
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Sorry,
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I just have to keep this report
looking absolutely perfect.
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I've never worked harder
on anything in my life.
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And guess what?
What? Lamp.
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What?
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If I get an A on this,
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that means
I'll get an A for the semester,
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which means I'll have
straight A's on my report card
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for the first time ever!
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I'm very proud of you.
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Lamp!
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Yah!
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Why won't it work?
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Let me see the instructions.
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Good luck, they're in Japanese.
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Oh, well, did you try saying
"lamp" in Japanese?
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I did not.
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What's the Japanese word
for "lamp"?
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Looks like "ranpu."
Okay.
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Ranpu.
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Ranpu.
Ranpu!
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Hey!
It works!
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Yeah, you just got to say it
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like a really
angry Japanese man.
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Ranpu!
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Come try!
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Ranpu!
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Ranpu!
Ranpu!
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Ranpu!
Ranpu!
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Ranpu!
Ranpu!
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Ranpu!
Ranpu!
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Ranpu!
Ranpu!
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Ranpu!
Ranpu!
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Ranpu!
Ranpu!
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In five, four, three, two...
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♪ I know, you see ♪
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♪ Somehow the world will
change for me ♪
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♪ And be so wonderful ♪
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♪ Live life, breathe air ♪
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♪ I know somehow
we're gonna get there ♪
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♪ And feel so wonderful ♪
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♪ It's all for real ♪
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♪ I'm telling you
just how I feel ♪
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♪ So wake up
the members of my nation ♪
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♪ It's your time to be ♪
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♪ There's no chance
unless you take one ♪
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♪ And the time to see ♪
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♪ The brighter side
of every situation ♪
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♪ Some things are
meant to be ♪
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♪ So give me your best
and leave the rest to me ♪
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♪ Leave it all to me ♪
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♪ Leave it all to me ♪
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♪ Just leave it all to me ♪
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And subsequently
this was interpreted
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as a violation of their rights
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to freedom
of religious expression
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as granted
in the Letter of Majesty
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issued by Emperor Rudolf II
in 1609.
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Mr. Devlin...
No, I will not slow down.
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This leads us
to the calamitous events
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which served as
a daunting precursor
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to the ignominious
Defenestration of Prague.
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I've graded your reports,
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so you can pick them up
on your way out.
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Awful.
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Hideous.
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Bad.
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Terrible.
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Congratulations, Carly.
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Your report was outstanding.
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The best in the class.
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Really?
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That's so great 'cause I...
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you gave me a B?
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But I thought you said
it was the best in the class!
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It was.
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But it was printed
on three-hole paper,
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which I hate.
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Then just let me re-print it
for you!
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On paper
that's completely hole-free!
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Reports can only be
submitted once.
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Silly little truffle.
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But this means I'll get
a B-plus for the semester!
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Yes.
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Congratulations.
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I'd like to punch
three holes in him,
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that's what I'd like to do.
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Tell you what,
on the next "iCarly,"
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we tell everyone to go egg
Mr. Devlin's house.
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Nah, he'd probably like it
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'cause eggs don't have
three holes!
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I told you
not to take his class.
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Yes, thank you, Freddie.
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Well, if it isn't my straight-A
little sister, Carl-A.
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Don't call me "Carl-A"
'cause I...
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Shh.
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To celebrate your straight A's,
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I'm making you a giant "A"
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made out
of a bunch of smaller A's
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that I found.
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Spencer...
Your "A" is gonna be huge!
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And when it's all done...
I'm not getting straight A's.
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Mr. Devlin
gave me a B on my report,
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even though
he said it was flawless.
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Then why'd you get a B?
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'Cause I printed it
on three-hole paper.
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Mr. Devlin's, like,
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the strictest teacher in school.
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Yeah, I know.
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He used to be
lunch room monitor.
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He gave me detention.
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For?
Playing with my fruit.
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Listen,
it was really cool of you
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to make this big A for me,
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but would you mind
taking it apart?
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Carly...
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Seriously, if I'm not gonna
get straight A's,
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then I'd rather
not be reminded of...
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Of what almost was.
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Aww, who needs a hug?
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Me.
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Hey,
how do you turn this lamp on?
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Ranpu!
Ah!
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Principal Franklin,
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Sam is here for her regular
Tuesday appointment.
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Send her in.
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Good morning, Sam.
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Morning, Ted.
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Sam.
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Good morning,
Principal Franklin.
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Thank you.
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Now, what trouble
have you gotten
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in over the past week?
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Let's see.
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I got yelled at by Ms. Briggs
for getting an F on a quiz.
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Why did you fail the quiz?
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I didn't know the answers.
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Right. Next?
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Oh, I got kicked out
of the cafeteria
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for slapping Gibby
with a piece of pizza.
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Why did you slap Gibby
with a piece of pizza?
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I found it on the floor.
I wasn't gonna eat it.
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Sam...
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Excuse me, Principal Franklin.
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I am trying to enter
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the report card grades
into the system,
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but it's not letting me log in.
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Well, you can log in
using my username.
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That would be wonderful.
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Yes.
Let's see if it's working.
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Sam, just sit quietly
and try not to break anything.
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No promises.
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My username is BigTeddy.
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BigTeddy.
Shh.
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My password is corncake21.
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There, working fine.
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Thank you.
I'll get started on it.
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Wait, I spilled some syrup
on my tie.
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Do you know anything
about removing stains?
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Yes, I took a course
on stain removal
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in community college.
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Excellent.
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Sam, I'll be back
in five minutes.
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Have fun with your stain.
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♪ ♪
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Guess what? Guess what?
Guess what?
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Is this about that
new bacon-flavored bubble gum?
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No!
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They have that?
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Yeah, but just tell me
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what you're all
whipped up about.
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First, you gotta swear
you won't tell anybody.
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I swear.
No, you gotta ankle-swear.
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Okay, go.
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I swear.
I swear.
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Now tell me.
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I changed your grade
in the school's computer!
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You changed my...
Shh!
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You changed my grade
in the school's computer?
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Why'd you do that?
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So you'll get the straight A's
you deserve.
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You changed my B-plus...
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To an A-plus.
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And I changed
two of my D's to B's,
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and I even bumped up
one of Freddie's grades.
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Why?
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I owe him 40 bucks
and I figure now we're even.
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Sam...
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You know
you deserved straight A's.
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Yeah, but not this way.
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I gotta go
tell Principal Franklin.
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You can't!
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You swore.
We shook ankles!
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Well, can I at least
tell Freddie?
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Why?
'Cause this involves him, too.
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Dude...
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I'll make him swear not to tell.
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Ah! I have to tell!
You can't tell!
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I have to tell!
No!
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Ah, let go of me!
You promised!
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Carly!
Freddie!
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Oh, no!
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Let me up!
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Not if you're gonna tell on Sam!
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Then you tell!
No, I swore to Sam!
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We have to come up
with a way to fix this
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without telling on Sam.
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Why would Sam change my grade?
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And make it better?
She hates me.
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She said it would get her
out of paying you 40 bucks.
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Aww!
I'm not gonna get my 40 bucks?
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Focus, Freddie!
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How do we change our grades back
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before the report cards go out?
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Well...
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if I could get access
to the school's network,
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I could do it from my laptop.
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There's a T5 jack
in the computer lab
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I could tap into.
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Okay.
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Tomorrow in class,
I'll distract Mr. Wembley,
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and then you can do
your techie fix-it stuff.
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Right.
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Oh, and just for the record,
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the only reason you pinned me
down like that
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was 'cause I wasn't ready.
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Are you ready now?
Yeah. Why?
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Can we please not tell anyone
about this?
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Now, everyone,
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please complete
exercises number 7 and 9.
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What about number eight?
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I'm in charge!
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Okay.
I'll distract Mr. Wembley.
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You go tap into the B-five line.
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T5.
It matters!
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Just go!
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Mr. Wembley?
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I have a question
about my computer.
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Yes, Carly.
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Hello, Mr. T5 line.
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You're about to get Freddie'd.
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What's your question?
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Why are there two shift keys?
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Just do your work, please.
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I have to go back
and zap my P-ram...
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Oh!
Oh!
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Carly!
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What happened? Did I faint?
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Yes. Are you all right?
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Uh-huh.
It happens all the time.
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It's no big deal.
266
00:11:32,651 --> 00:11:34,152
Huh.
267
00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:36,613
All right, just gonna go
back to my desk...
268
00:11:36,655 --> 00:11:39,199
Oh!
Oh!
269
00:11:45,580 --> 00:11:47,748
Okay. Generating random codes.
270
00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,335
Sweet.
271
00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:51,752
We're past
the school's firewall,
272
00:11:51,794 --> 00:11:55,256
which gives us
access to everything.
273
00:11:55,298 --> 00:11:56,883
Man, look at
all this information.
274
00:11:56,924 --> 00:11:58,343
Hey, look,
275
00:11:58,385 --> 00:12:00,261
it's Principal Franklin's
birthday today.
276
00:12:00,303 --> 00:12:01,762
Oh, yeah.
277
00:12:01,804 --> 00:12:03,014
Wait, whoa, whoa.
278
00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:05,099
Is that the lunch menu
for this week?
279
00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:06,142
Yeah, why?
280
00:12:06,184 --> 00:12:07,644
Would it kill anyone
281
00:12:07,686 --> 00:12:10,438
if we changed spinach
to tater tots?
282
00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:11,730
Tater tots it is.
283
00:12:13,274 --> 00:12:15,318
Okay, here we go.
Student grades.
284
00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:18,488
Scrolling down
to Shay comma Carly.
285
00:12:20,865 --> 00:12:22,283
CSA.
286
00:12:22,325 --> 00:12:23,826
Put your hands
where I can see them!
287
00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:25,119
Okay!
Yes, sirs!
288
00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:26,329
Who are you guys?
289
00:12:26,371 --> 00:12:27,746
Computer Security Agency.
290
00:12:27,788 --> 00:12:30,375
Step away from that laptop.
291
00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:31,876
What's this about?
292
00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:33,478
You two kids
go to Ridgeway Junior High?
293
00:12:33,503 --> 00:12:34,921
Yeah.
Uh-huh.
294
00:12:34,962 --> 00:12:36,212
We were advised that
there was a breech
295
00:12:36,214 --> 00:12:37,380
in your school's
computer network
296
00:12:37,382 --> 00:12:38,883
this afternoon,
297
00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:40,425
and we tracked it back
to your wireless uplink.
298
00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:44,097
You two are
in a whole lot of trouble.
299
00:12:44,138 --> 00:12:45,638
We'll going to need
to speak to a parent
300
00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:46,600
or a legal guardian.
301
00:12:46,641 --> 00:12:47,892
Spencer!
302
00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:49,728
I am in the bathtub!
303
00:12:52,230 --> 00:12:53,481
Are we under arrest?
304
00:12:53,523 --> 00:12:56,443
Are you gonna take us to juvy?
305
00:12:56,484 --> 00:12:59,820
I don't wanna go to juvy!
306
00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:02,407
They're gonna take us to juvy.
307
00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:17,838
This just doesn't make
any sense.
308
00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:19,046
I've been their school principal
309
00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:21,092
for three years
and I am telling you
310
00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:23,261
Carly and Freddie
are very well-behaved students.
311
00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:26,139
Look, somebody attached
that wireless uplink
312
00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:27,806
to your school's T5 line,
313
00:13:27,848 --> 00:13:29,976
and we traced it back
to this location.
314
00:13:30,017 --> 00:13:31,937
Would any of you gentlemen
like some Wahoo Punch?
315
00:13:36,608 --> 00:13:37,984
We have to tell them.
316
00:13:38,025 --> 00:13:39,193
We can't.
317
00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:41,279
I promised Sam
and you promised me.
318
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:42,945
But they're gonna...
A promise is a promise.
319
00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:44,282
But I...
A-promise is a promise!
320
00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:47,868
Would you two
please come over here?
321
00:13:52,373 --> 00:13:53,958
Carly, Freddie,
322
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,002
these men insist
that you two were trying
323
00:13:56,043 --> 00:13:58,045
to hack into our school's
computer network.
324
00:13:58,087 --> 00:13:59,714
We did hack
into the school network.
325
00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:00,881
We did? We did.
326
00:14:02,841 --> 00:14:04,302
Carly...
327
00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:05,553
Why?
328
00:14:05,595 --> 00:14:07,347
Well, we...
329
00:14:07,388 --> 00:14:09,390
we wanted to know
when your birthday was.
330
00:14:09,432 --> 00:14:10,642
Right.
331
00:14:10,684 --> 00:14:11,976
We heard it was today...
332
00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:13,687
And we just wanted to be sure...
333
00:14:13,728 --> 00:14:16,606
So we could give you a present.
334
00:14:16,648 --> 00:14:17,732
There, you see?
335
00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:19,150
I told you these kids
336
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:21,736
wouldn't be up to
anything mischievous.
337
00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:23,196
So, what did you get me?
338
00:14:23,237 --> 00:14:24,947
Huh?
What?
339
00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:27,283
You said
you had a present for me.
340
00:14:27,325 --> 00:14:28,951
Yes. Wait here.
341
00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:33,748
Why'd you have
to mention a present?
342
00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:35,206
'Cause you brought up
the birthday thing!
343
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:36,873
But we don't have a present!
Why is it my fault?
344
00:14:36,875 --> 00:14:38,042
'Cause you brought up
the present!
345
00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:39,377
What are we gonna do?
I don't know!
346
00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:40,338
Neither do I!
Shh!
347
00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:41,548
Oh!
348
00:14:41,589 --> 00:14:43,466
Ah!
Ooh!
349
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:55,894
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
350
00:14:55,936 --> 00:14:58,231
Oh, my goodness!
A microwave oven.
351
00:14:58,272 --> 00:14:59,607
Yep.
352
00:14:59,649 --> 00:15:02,026
Eleven hundred watts.
It's a good one.
353
00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:13,872
Well,
354
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:16,416
I just heard our report cards
were mailed out yesterday.
355
00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:17,500
Great.
356
00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:18,626
So that's it, then.
357
00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:20,754
No changing our grades back.
358
00:15:20,795 --> 00:15:23,882
I feel dirty.
359
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:27,719
Hey, Carly.
Hey, Fredward.
360
00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:29,846
What's your guys' problem?
You are.
361
00:15:29,888 --> 00:15:31,389
We tried
to change our grades back
362
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:33,683
and two goons from
the Computer Security Agency
363
00:15:33,725 --> 00:15:34,893
showed up at my house.
364
00:15:34,933 --> 00:15:36,895
Did you guys rat me out?
No.
365
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,439
We had to lie and give away
my microwave oven!
366
00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:40,899
Eleven hundred watts!
367
00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:44,903
Well, look on the bright side.
368
00:15:44,943 --> 00:15:46,193
There was a screw-up
in the cafeteria,
369
00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:47,195
they got tater tots!
370
00:15:49,866 --> 00:15:51,576
Can you not see
how upset we are?
371
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:53,286
We don't care about taters!
372
00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:56,706
Even in tot form!
373
00:15:56,748 --> 00:15:58,833
You made us lie
to Principal Franklin!
374
00:15:58,875 --> 00:16:00,251
To keep
your dirty little secret.
375
00:16:03,546 --> 00:16:05,757
I feel so guilty.
376
00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:08,718
Look, I promise, it gets easier.
377
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:12,889
Soon you'll be able to lie
and feel nothing at all.
378
00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:24,108
Hey.
You liar!
379
00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:26,903
What?
380
00:16:26,945 --> 00:16:29,322
You said you weren't gonna
get straight A's.
381
00:16:29,363 --> 00:16:31,449
But you did!
382
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:32,991
Yeah, well... oh!
383
00:16:36,454 --> 00:16:37,330
Report cards came in the mail?
384
00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:39,415
Yeah!
385
00:16:39,457 --> 00:16:42,293
I guess Mr. Devlin gave you
what you deserved after all.
386
00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:43,503
I'm so proud of you.
387
00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:44,963
You should be.
388
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,547
She earned that grade.
389
00:16:46,589 --> 00:16:48,424
Yeah, yeah, whatever.
390
00:16:48,466 --> 00:16:50,176
Ooh, and check it out!
391
00:16:50,217 --> 00:16:53,011
I've almost entirely
rebuilt your "A" sculpture.
392
00:16:53,053 --> 00:16:55,348
It'll be a permanent reminder
of what you did.
393
00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:57,224
Ain't that the truth?
394
00:16:57,266 --> 00:16:58,559
And I called Dad,
395
00:16:58,601 --> 00:16:59,936
told him
about your straight A's.
396
00:16:59,978 --> 00:17:01,562
No.
Yes.
397
00:17:01,604 --> 00:17:03,815
And he told me
to go out and buy you this.
398
00:17:07,652 --> 00:17:09,487
It's a big TV for your room!
399
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:12,239
Yay.
400
00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:13,489
How come you don't look excited?
401
00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:15,201
I am.
402
00:17:15,242 --> 00:17:17,244
It's just I already have
so many nice things.
403
00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:19,246
Can't we give that
to a hobo or something?
404
00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:20,623
No.
405
00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:22,208
Hobos can't afford cable.
406
00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:26,713
Carly...
I'm going upstairs.
407
00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:31,009
She's a little upset.
Why's she upset?
408
00:17:31,049 --> 00:17:32,927
'Cause hobos can't afford cable!
409
00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:46,816
Hi.
Hey.
410
00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:52,112
What up with the hoody
and sun...
411
00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:53,447
man.
412
00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:55,324
You look horrible.
413
00:17:55,366 --> 00:17:56,868
Thanks.
Girls love hearing that.
414
00:17:58,786 --> 00:17:59,986
I didn't mean...
It's okay.
415
00:17:59,996 --> 00:18:01,455
I know I look horrible.
416
00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:03,917
I didn't sleep at all
last night.
417
00:18:03,958 --> 00:18:05,710
The report card thing?
Yes!
418
00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:07,253
The guilt is killing me.
I know.
419
00:18:07,294 --> 00:18:08,212
Me, too.
420
00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:09,454
And like it wasn't bad enough,
421
00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:10,796
Spencer put a gigantic new TV
in my room.
422
00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:12,050
How can I sleep
423
00:18:12,090 --> 00:18:13,591
when I got forty-two inches
of high-def guilt
424
00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:15,636
staring at me all night?
425
00:18:15,678 --> 00:18:18,096
And look at my fingernails!
426
00:18:18,138 --> 00:18:19,766
Gross, what happened to them?
427
00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:21,976
I've chewed them off!
Right down to the nub!
428
00:18:22,018 --> 00:18:23,352
I'm a 13-year-old girl
429
00:18:23,394 --> 00:18:25,312
and I've got
the fingers of a hobo!
430
00:18:25,354 --> 00:18:27,065
Did you know
they can't afford cable?
431
00:18:29,316 --> 00:18:30,610
Hey, Carls!
Come here!
432
00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:31,694
You made the top ten!
433
00:18:31,736 --> 00:18:32,862
The Honors List?
434
00:18:32,904 --> 00:18:34,614
Yep.
Oh!
435
00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:37,241
You pushed Karen Yamakawa
right off the list.
436
00:18:40,118 --> 00:18:41,746
Congratulations, Carly.
437
00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:48,086
Aww!
438
00:18:48,126 --> 00:18:53,215
In five, four, three, two...
439
00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:54,801
I'm Sam!
And I'm guilty.
440
00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:57,511
Carly.
And I'm Carly.
441
00:18:57,553 --> 00:18:58,888
And this web show
442
00:18:58,930 --> 00:19:00,306
now comes with
twice the comedy...
443
00:19:00,347 --> 00:19:02,224
And only half the fat
of a regular web show.
444
00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:04,685
Okay, so lately,
445
00:19:04,727 --> 00:19:05,977
tons of you people
have been coming here
446
00:19:05,979 --> 00:19:07,271
to iCarly.com
447
00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:09,440
and sending us
lots of cool videos.
448
00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:10,982
So we thought
we'd kick off tonight's show
449
00:19:10,984 --> 00:19:12,276
with an amazing one.
450
00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:13,318
Carly?
451
00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:17,531
Carly.
452
00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:18,866
Well, if it isn't
453
00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:20,827
my straight-A little sister,
Carl-A.
454
00:19:23,121 --> 00:19:25,289
Soon you'll be able to lie
and feel nothing at all.
455
00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:28,793
Your "A" is gonna be huge!
456
00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:32,839
Congratulations, Carly.
457
00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:35,758
Hobos can't afford cable.
458
00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:36,926
That's it!
459
00:19:36,968 --> 00:19:38,970
I can't take it anymore!
460
00:19:44,934 --> 00:19:45,893
Spencer!
461
00:19:45,935 --> 00:19:47,269
Hey, I thought "iCarly"...
462
00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:48,270
I didn't really get
straight A's!
463
00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:49,730
Huh?
464
00:19:49,772 --> 00:19:51,107
Mr. Devlin gave me a B-plus,
465
00:19:51,149 --> 00:19:52,439
then Sam changed my grade
in the school's computer!
466
00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:53,649
Freddie and I tried
to change it back,
467
00:19:53,651 --> 00:19:54,735
but then we got caught.
468
00:19:54,777 --> 00:19:56,570
That's why the CSA came here.
469
00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:58,236
I lied to Principal Franklin,
I made Karen Yamakawa cry,
470
00:19:58,238 --> 00:19:59,198
and my hair's falling out.
471
00:19:59,239 --> 00:20:00,282
Look it!
472
00:20:04,996 --> 00:20:06,516
So I have to take apart
my big A again?
473
00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:09,709
Tell me what to do!
474
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:14,130
Why can't you tell
Principal Franklin the truth?
475
00:20:14,172 --> 00:20:15,972
'Cause I promised Sam
I wouldn't tell anybody.
476
00:20:16,007 --> 00:20:17,299
Did you ankle-shake on it?
477
00:20:17,341 --> 00:20:18,509
Yes!
Oh, my God.
478
00:20:20,761 --> 00:20:23,139
Hey, are you all right?
What happened?
479
00:20:23,181 --> 00:20:25,349
Sam, I'm sorry.
I told Spencer everything.
480
00:20:27,267 --> 00:20:28,728
What kind of world do we live in
481
00:20:28,769 --> 00:20:31,064
where an ankle-shake means
nothing anymore?
482
00:20:31,105 --> 00:20:32,982
I didn't wanna break my promise,
483
00:20:33,024 --> 00:20:34,817
but the guilt
was eating me alive!
484
00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:41,490
What do I do?
485
00:20:41,532 --> 00:20:43,868
Come on,
you're a smart little Carly.
486
00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:45,452
So you should know,
487
00:20:45,494 --> 00:20:47,580
sometimes, doing what's right
is more important
488
00:20:47,621 --> 00:20:48,621
than keeping a promise.
489
00:20:52,292 --> 00:20:53,878
One more thing.
What?
490
00:20:56,881 --> 00:20:58,298
There's an A stuck to your butt.
491
00:21:02,136 --> 00:21:03,470
That's so embarrassing!
492
00:21:12,521 --> 00:21:15,482
Carly. I was just...
I have to tell you something.
493
00:21:15,524 --> 00:21:16,943
All right.
494
00:21:16,984 --> 00:21:18,402
I changed my grade
in Honors History
495
00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:19,862
because I thought
I deserved an A.
496
00:21:19,904 --> 00:21:21,862
Then I felt bad about it
so I tried to change it back,
497
00:21:21,864 --> 00:21:23,365
but the CSA stopped me
before I could,
498
00:21:23,407 --> 00:21:24,823
and then I lied to you
about your birthday,
499
00:21:24,825 --> 00:21:28,913
which I really
didn't care about at all.
500
00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:31,331
So you want the microwave back?
501
00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:35,169
No, you can keep the microwave.
502
00:21:35,211 --> 00:21:36,794
But I feel terrible
about this whole thing
503
00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:39,215
and I just wanna make it right.
504
00:21:39,257 --> 00:21:41,425
I see.
505
00:21:41,467 --> 00:21:43,636
And you were the one
who changed your grade to an A
506
00:21:43,677 --> 00:21:46,180
in the school's computer?
507
00:21:46,222 --> 00:21:47,932
Yes, sir.
508
00:21:47,974 --> 00:21:50,601
Because Freddie just told me
that he was the one
509
00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:51,767
who hacked the school's computer
510
00:21:51,769 --> 00:21:55,106
and changed your grade to an A.
511
00:21:55,148 --> 00:21:58,109
Hiya.
512
00:21:58,151 --> 00:21:59,944
Okay, it was me, all right?
513
00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:02,404
I hacked the computer
and I changed the grades.
514
00:22:02,446 --> 00:22:06,033
Now, that I believe.
515
00:22:06,075 --> 00:22:07,532
And the only reason
they didn't tell on me
516
00:22:07,534 --> 00:22:11,789
was 'cause I made them
promise not to.
517
00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:15,001
And I was wrong
to do that to a friend.
518
00:22:15,042 --> 00:22:17,295
Thanks.
519
00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:19,337
So are we in trouble?
520
00:22:19,379 --> 00:22:21,799
I get to keep the microwave?
521
00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:23,301
It's all yours.
522
00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:24,758
Then I think,
under the circumstances,
523
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:26,040
you and Freddie
are off the hook.
524
00:22:26,053 --> 00:22:27,513
Awesome.
Thanks.
525
00:22:27,554 --> 00:22:28,931
But as for Sam...
526
00:22:28,973 --> 00:22:30,055
Yeah, yeah,
don't get all dramatic,
527
00:22:30,057 --> 00:22:33,644
just hit me with it.
528
00:22:33,686 --> 00:22:35,062
Detention.
529
00:22:35,104 --> 00:22:38,983
Twice a week, for six weeks.
530
00:22:39,025 --> 00:22:40,193
I'm sorry, Sam.
531
00:22:40,234 --> 00:22:42,153
Hey, I gotta learn my lesson.
532
00:22:44,113 --> 00:22:47,158
Time for assembly.
533
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:48,284
Shall we?
534
00:22:58,836 --> 00:23:03,174
Let's make my detention
once a week
535
00:23:03,216 --> 00:23:05,051
for two weeks.
536
00:23:07,803 --> 00:23:12,099
Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair...
537
00:23:14,143 --> 00:23:17,313
Hey, it's me, Carly.
On the other hand, I'm Sam.
538
00:23:17,355 --> 00:23:19,106
And this is "iCarly."
539
00:23:19,148 --> 00:23:21,234
Voted the number one web show
in the world.
540
00:23:21,275 --> 00:23:22,693
By who?
Me.
541
00:23:22,735 --> 00:23:25,863
Then it's official.
542
00:23:34,872 --> 00:23:37,708
Mmm.
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