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I can't believe
Mr. Klein gave me a "D"
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on that test.
How'd I get a "D"?
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You only answered
half the questions,
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then told Mr. Klein
the test was stupid,
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then burped, then left.
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And that's not worth a D-plus?
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Hey, guys. Bad news.
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The doctors can't fix your face?
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What's the bad news?
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Benji's flaking on us.
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I'm not flaking.
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Benji.
Come on.
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The Plain White T's
are signing autographs
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at the Westbrook mall.
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The Plain White T's are in town?
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I love them.
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So it's cool if I miss "iCarly"?
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No.
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You promised
you'd be on the show tonight.
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Sorry.
I'll do it another time.
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Great, where are we
gonna find another kid
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who can fit his entire foot
in his mouth?
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Hey, Gibby.
You wanna be on "iCarly"?
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Totally. What do I got to do?
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I'll show you.
Oh!
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Put your foot it your mouth.
Come on, you can do it.
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I can't!
In the mouth, Gibby!
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I don't bend that way!
Put your foot in your mouth!
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Put your foot in your mouth!
I can't! I can't do that!
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She's not like other girls.
No.
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Come on, Gibby,
lift your foot higher.
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Bend it, Gibby, come on!
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Put the foot in the mouth!
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In five, four, three, two...
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♪ I know you see ♪
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♪ Somehow the world
will change for me ♪
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♪ And be so wonderful ♪
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♪ Live life, breathe air ♪
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♪ I know somehow
we're going to get there ♪
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♪ And feel so wonderful ♪
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♪ It's all for real ♪
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♪ I'm telling you
just how I feel ♪
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♪ So wake up the members
of my nation ♪
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♪ It's your time to breath ♪
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♪ There's no chance
unless you take one ♪
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♪ Every time you see
the brighter side ♪
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♪ Of every situation ♪
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♪ Some things
are meant to be ♪
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♪ So give me your best
and leave the rest to me ♪
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♪ Leave it all to me ♪
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♪ Leave it all
to me ♪
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♪ Just leave it all to me ♪
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In five, four, three, two...
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Hello, Internet-alonians.
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Greetings, webites.
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If you're here to see
a live autopsy
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of an alien...
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You've come to the wrong url.
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Okay, we've got an awesome show
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for you guys tonight.
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And we're gonna kick it off
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by showing you a freakish video.
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Sent in by an "iCarly" viewer...
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Of a cat meowing
the national anthem.
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God bless "a-meow-ica."
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Freddie?
One singin' cat comin' up.
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I rule you, horse.
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I said, giddy-up.
I said, giddy-up.
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I said, giddy-up, yeah!
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Freddie,
where's the singing cat?
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Okay, okay. Hang on.
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Here.
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It's upside down.
I see that. Wait.
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Sorry "iCarly" viewers.
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Freddie will have the cat video
fixed in just a sec.
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Okay, guys,
we're having some minor
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technical difficulties.
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So, while we get 'em fixed...
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Please enjoy this picture
of an old lady biting a brick.
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Freddie, what do you think
went wrong?
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I'm not sure.
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But I'd bet an entire
month's allowance
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that all my equipment
was working perfectly.
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Ooh, you'd bet
a whole eight bucks?
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Shh.
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Your mom only gives you
eight bucks a month?
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She's afraid
if she gives me more,
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I'll buy a bus ticket
and leave her.
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That's so dumb.
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Yeah, not really.
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It's on right now?
Cool, I'm puttin' it on.
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Thanks, Socko.
Turn on channel eight!
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Why, what's...
No time for questions!
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At the Westbrook mall,
the Plain White T's,
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famous for their
number one hit song,
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"Hey There, Delilah,"
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were signing autographs
when lead singer
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Tom Higgenson sneaked away
to buy himself a latte.
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As Mr. Higgenson
was leaving the coffee kiosk,
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he was almost struck
by a giant menu board
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when it fell from
the upstairs food court.
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Oh, no!
What?
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Shh, watch, watch.
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Luckily, a passing bystander
pushed the rock star
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out of the way, saving his life.
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Spencer!
That's you.
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I know!
You're like a hero.
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"Like"?
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So did you get an autograph
from Tom Higgenson?
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Better, I didn't have any paper,
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so he signed my back.
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Wow.
Read it.
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"Spencer, thanks so much
for pushing me out of the way.
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If it wasn't for you,
I could have been killed
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by that menu board.
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By the way, nice mole."
Oh, look.
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Tom drew a little arrow
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pointing to Spencer's back mole.
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That is a nice mole.
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"Thanks again.
I totally owe you one, bro.
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Your buddy, Tom Higgenson."
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Is that his phone number?
Yup.
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Hey.
What?
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Oh, never mind, I shouldn't ask.
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Okay.
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Will you ask the Plain White
T's to perform on "iCarly"?
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Will you take
a digital picture of my back?
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Yes.
Then, yes!
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Ah!
No way!
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Colonel Morgan.
What's up, buttercup?
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Permission to hug?
Permission granted.
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Me next.
Spencer.
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At ease.
Sorry, sir.
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What are you doing here?
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Yeah, I thought you were
overseas with dad.
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I was.
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But I'm back here
for a couple of weeks
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to do a little recruiting.
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But more importantly...
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I bring gifts from your father.
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Yes!
Awesome.
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For Carly,
a handmade laptop case
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from Switzerland.
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Whoa, I love Swiss laptop cases!
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And for Spencer, a two-foot-long
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Italian meat stick.
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This is two feet?
It was, till I had lunch.
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So you're gonna be in Seattle
till the end of the month?
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Yep, and before I leave,
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I want you both to come over
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and have dinner
with me and Carmela.
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Sure.
We'll try and get there early.
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All right. I better run on.
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Ooh! Before you go,
you got to read my back.
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Read your back?
Read my back!
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If you ever need my help
with anything,
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you just call me.
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Thanks, Colonel Morgan.
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Uncle Roger.
Uncle Roger.
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Is he reading it?
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Are you sure
we're not gonna have
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any more problems?
We shouldn't.
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I triple-checked everything.
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Okay, we're live
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in five, four, three, two...
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Hello, people of Earth,
Jupiter, and Wisconsin.
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I'm Carly,
which rhymes with barley.
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And I'm Sam...
Which rhymes with ham.
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Okay, by now,
I'm sure you've heard
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that Tom Higgenson...
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Lead singer
of the Plain White T's...
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Recently had his life saved
by a passing bystander.
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And that passing bystander
is my brother, Spencer.
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Now guess what?
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Tom Higgenson is so cool
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that he promised
my brother a big favor.
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So Spencer's gonna try
and get the Plain White T's
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to play live right
here on "iCarly."
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Just go to iCarly.com
to check out more info
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when that might happen.
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But right now...
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Sam's gonna send
a 20-word text message
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using only her feet and toes.
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Here I go.
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Okay, Carly,
just put the cell phone
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between my toes there.
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Okay, there you go.
There we go, okay.
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All right.
Oh, yeah.
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Yeah.
Gettin' some words in there.
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B-r-b.
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Oh, yeah.
L-o-I.
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Freddie, what up
with the green screen?
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Uh, I'm not sure.
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Uh, what's going
on with the monitor?
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I don't know.
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Random dancing!
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Freddie, do something!
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I'm trying!
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It's like I have no control
over anything!
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Random dancing...
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Okay, now what?
We're offline.
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No signal in or out.
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Our whole website's down.
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Aw, great,
in the middle of our show?
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Wait, what's going on
with the monitor?
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I'm not making it do that.
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Well, then who's...
I am the source
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of "iCarly" 's
technical difficulties.
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Well, knock it off!
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Who are you anyway?
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My identity is a secret.
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Nevel, come say goodbye,
sweetie.
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Mother, I'm busy!
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Nevel?
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Hello, Carly, Sam, Freddie.
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You're the one messing up
our Webcast?
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That's right.
I've hacked your website.
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I told you I'd get revenge.
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No. You said I'd "rue the day."
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Same thing!
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And now your time
to rue has come.
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Look, Nevel,
you better just back off,
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or I'm gonna squeeze
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your big round melon
head till it pops.
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You don't scare me, Sam.
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Well, we know
what does scare you.
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Yeah. We're just gonna
tell your mom on you again,
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and then
you'll be in huge trouble.
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Wrong.
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My mother's leaving
for a two-month cruise
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around the Arabian peninsula.
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Well, someone
has to be in charge of you.
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Correct. My grandmother.
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But she's hopelessly confused.
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That's right. I'm untouchable.
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I control "iCarly",
and there's nary a thing
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you can do to stop me.
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"Nary"?
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Let the ruing begin.
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You feel it, Carly?
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You feel the rue?
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You feel it?
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Nevel, come kiss mommy goodbye.
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All right, mother!
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Better find a new hobby, Carly,
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'cause your web show
is officially canceled by me.
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I hate him.
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I heard that.
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Well, how's he doing it?
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I don't know.
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Somehow Nevel hacked
into my computer
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and was able to control
everything in our studio.
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Well, this is horrible.
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You know what else is horrible?
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You're out of mini marshmallows.
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Sam.
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This is a crisis situation.
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Yeah?
I'll just use this big one.
259
00:10:38,388 --> 00:10:39,596
So Nevel can just
mess up our show
260
00:10:39,598 --> 00:10:40,723
whenever he wants?
261
00:10:40,765 --> 00:10:42,016
Yeah. Till we can figure out
262
00:10:42,058 --> 00:10:44,436
how to stop him,
which could take months.
263
00:10:45,604 --> 00:10:47,688
Well, then, for now,
we're stopping "iCarly."
264
00:10:47,730 --> 00:10:48,815
What?
Carly!
265
00:10:48,856 --> 00:10:50,064
There's no point
in us doing the show
266
00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:51,776
just so Nevel can wreck it.
267
00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:53,069
Yeah.
True.
268
00:10:53,111 --> 00:10:54,488
Awesome.
269
00:10:54,529 --> 00:10:56,739
That's incredible!
That's incredible!
270
00:10:56,781 --> 00:10:59,242
I'll tell them right now. Bye.
271
00:10:59,284 --> 00:11:02,787
Oh, my God!
272
00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:04,539
That was Tom Higgenson.
273
00:11:04,581 --> 00:11:06,416
He said yes.
274
00:11:06,458 --> 00:11:11,087
I got you the Plain White T's
for "iCarly" next week!
275
00:11:13,672 --> 00:11:15,592
Guys, calm down.
276
00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:18,970
Does it have to be next week?
277
00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:20,679
Well, yeah,
after that, they leave on
278
00:11:20,721 --> 00:11:23,016
like a year-long world tour.
What's the problem?
279
00:11:23,057 --> 00:11:24,392
We can't do "iCarly" next week.
280
00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:26,102
Nevel hacked us.
281
00:11:26,144 --> 00:11:28,188
That evil little maniac
that makes great tapenade,
282
00:11:28,229 --> 00:11:30,315
but tried to kiss Carly?
283
00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:31,774
Yeah,
the little nub hates me now,
284
00:11:31,816 --> 00:11:33,316
and he figured out
how to mess up our show
285
00:11:33,318 --> 00:11:34,402
whenever he wants.
286
00:11:34,444 --> 00:11:35,903
Do you know how huge it'd be
287
00:11:35,945 --> 00:11:37,320
for "iCarly" to have
the Plain White T's on?
288
00:11:37,322 --> 00:11:39,199
Yes.
289
00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:41,034
Then we're not
canceling the show.
290
00:11:41,075 --> 00:11:42,536
Tell Tom we'll be ready.
291
00:11:42,577 --> 00:11:44,703
Yay. I go dial.
292
00:11:46,540 --> 00:11:47,624
Why'd you do that?
293
00:11:47,666 --> 00:11:49,083
How are we gonna stop Nevel?
294
00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:51,211
He messed with iCarly.com.
295
00:11:51,252 --> 00:11:53,505
We're gonna mess
with nevelocity.com.
296
00:11:53,547 --> 00:11:55,006
You think you can hack him back?
297
00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:56,757
Yeah. We just got
to sneak into his house
298
00:11:56,799 --> 00:11:58,552
so I can get to his computer.
299
00:11:58,593 --> 00:12:01,346
And then, when he realizes
that we can crash his site,
300
00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:02,805
he'll leave "iCarly" alone.
301
00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:05,141
Nice.
Wow, Freddie.
302
00:12:05,183 --> 00:12:06,809
I like seeing you
get all feisty.
303
00:12:06,851 --> 00:12:08,478
That's that Freddie way.
304
00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:10,021
I thought the Freddie way
305
00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:12,691
was a toasted bagel
with grape jelly.
306
00:12:12,731 --> 00:12:14,901
That's the Freddie
breakfast way.
307
00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:31,876
♪ ♪
308
00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:35,838
Sam, where are you?
309
00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:37,507
In the kitchen.
310
00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:40,427
How'd you get in here?
311
00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:42,053
Back door was open.
312
00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:43,638
Hey, look, I got
some tuna tetrazzini
313
00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:45,181
in the fridge.
314
00:12:45,223 --> 00:12:47,183
Sam, we're here
to hack Nevel's computer,
315
00:12:47,225 --> 00:12:49,310
not eat his tetrazzini.
316
00:12:49,352 --> 00:12:51,062
I feel we can do both.
317
00:12:52,647 --> 00:12:54,608
Okay, here I come.
318
00:12:59,571 --> 00:13:01,822
Come on, can we just do this
before Nevel comes back?
319
00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:03,491
Yeah.
Let me just unhook myself.
320
00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:06,327
I'm gonna go scope
the place out.
321
00:13:06,369 --> 00:13:09,205
Oh, man. The latch is bent.
322
00:13:10,582 --> 00:13:12,917
What?
323
00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:15,920
So you're stuck there?
324
00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:19,215
Yeah.
325
00:13:19,257 --> 00:13:20,965
Well, here, here,
let me help you out there.
326
00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:22,343
Oh, cool, thank you.
327
00:13:22,385 --> 00:13:25,555
Ah!
Stop me! Stop me! Stop me!
328
00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:30,644
Will you quit playin' around?
329
00:13:30,685 --> 00:13:32,186
He can't release the latch.
330
00:13:32,228 --> 00:13:34,063
Oh, man.
331
00:13:34,105 --> 00:13:36,815
Okay, then,
just tell us what to do.
332
00:13:36,857 --> 00:13:38,192
Okay.
333
00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:40,361
First, go find Nevel's
base of operations.
334
00:13:40,403 --> 00:13:41,780
Right in here.
335
00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:45,199
Wow.
336
00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:47,826
I used to rate geeks
on a scale of one to Freddie.
337
00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:51,581
But I think Nevel just
broke that scale.
338
00:13:52,831 --> 00:13:54,167
Whoa.
339
00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:57,128
Okay, Freddie,
we're in Nevel's nerd cave.
340
00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:58,921
What do we do?
Okay.
341
00:13:58,963 --> 00:14:00,715
Hook up my T.I.D. cable
342
00:14:00,757 --> 00:14:02,883
from the UGC port on my laptop
343
00:14:02,925 --> 00:14:05,804
to the QSB input on his Y drive.
344
00:14:05,844 --> 00:14:07,430
What?
345
00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:09,349
The blue cable.
346
00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:11,100
Plug the small end
347
00:14:11,142 --> 00:14:13,894
into my laptop and the fat end
into Nevel's computer.
348
00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:15,814
Thank you!
349
00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:30,704
Oh, spider!
350
00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:35,291
Mayday! Mayday! Mayday!
We have a situation!
351
00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:37,126
What's wrong?
352
00:14:37,168 --> 00:14:39,003
I think Nevel's grandmother
just walked in.
353
00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:41,003
Don't worry. Nevel said
she's hopelessly confused.
354
00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:42,296
Okay, we've got
the cable hooked up.
355
00:14:42,298 --> 00:14:44,217
Now what?
356
00:14:44,258 --> 00:14:47,804
Okay, there's a file
on my desktop called vl2.exe.
357
00:14:47,846 --> 00:14:49,723
Drag that onto his hard drive.
358
00:14:49,764 --> 00:14:51,766
Okay.
After you do that,
359
00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:53,351
just unhook the...
360
00:14:57,104 --> 00:14:58,147
Hi, there.
361
00:14:58,189 --> 00:14:59,440
Spider!
362
00:14:59,482 --> 00:15:00,650
Stop it, lady!
363
00:15:00,692 --> 00:15:04,195
Would you...
Stop!
364
00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:05,697
Who are you?
365
00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:08,449
Your personal trainers.
366
00:15:08,491 --> 00:15:10,076
My personal...
367
00:15:10,117 --> 00:15:11,557
come on, let's do
some squat thrusts.
368
00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:12,953
Squat thrusts.
369
00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:15,832
There you go.
370
00:15:15,874 --> 00:15:16,955
Ready?
But I don't... I don't...
371
00:15:16,957 --> 00:15:19,085
Just squat and thrust.
Begin.
372
00:15:19,126 --> 00:15:21,337
One... Two...
373
00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:23,172
Do it!
374
00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:25,049
One... three.
Three.
375
00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:27,802
Four.
Yup, I can count, one.
376
00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:30,054
Good...
Oh, yeah, likin' that.
377
00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:31,347
Two. Work it.
378
00:15:31,389 --> 00:15:33,140
Oh, keep workin'.
379
00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:35,101
Don't get lazy on me.
One... uh-huh, good job.
380
00:15:35,142 --> 00:15:37,437
Two, okay, come on, one...
all the way down,
381
00:15:37,478 --> 00:15:38,937
don't give up.
382
00:15:38,979 --> 00:15:40,147
Go on, feel the burn?
Ooh.
383
00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:42,024
Better, okay. Keep it going.
Yeah, sure.
384
00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:43,234
Ooh!
385
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:46,070
Three! "W."
386
00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:47,405
Mustard!
387
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:49,156
Petticoats!
388
00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:51,618
Four!
389
00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:53,035
And in about two minutes,
390
00:15:53,077 --> 00:15:55,705
we are gonna crash
Nevel's website.
391
00:15:55,747 --> 00:15:57,373
Pull up the nevelocity.com.
392
00:15:57,415 --> 00:15:59,250
Copy that.
393
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:01,168
Hey, which socks
do you think I should wear
394
00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:02,961
when the Plain White T's
come here?
395
00:16:03,003 --> 00:16:04,923
Blue stripes
with golden pineapples?
396
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:09,761
Or aqua with fuchsia palm trees?
397
00:16:11,011 --> 00:16:12,555
Wear one of each.
398
00:16:12,597 --> 00:16:14,014
Hey, that's brilliant.
399
00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:16,810
Look at you thinking
outside the socks.
400
00:16:21,606 --> 00:16:23,858
I'll be in my room.
401
00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:27,779
Okay, Sam, keep your eye
on Nevel's site
402
00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:30,865
and watch it crash.
403
00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:35,328
Still workin'.
404
00:16:35,369 --> 00:16:37,622
What happened?
My computer crashed.
405
00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:41,501
Surprise! Ha ha ha ha!
406
00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:43,294
Aw, it's so cute how you tried
407
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:46,923
to crash my website,
but who failed?
408
00:16:46,965 --> 00:16:48,549
You did.
409
00:16:48,591 --> 00:16:51,218
Okay, Nevel,
why are you torturing us?
410
00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:53,262
Firstly, because
you refused to kiss me,
411
00:16:53,304 --> 00:16:55,473
then soiled my face
with tapenade.
412
00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:58,309
You better just back off,
Papperman.
413
00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:01,562
No, I control
the "iCarly" website now.
414
00:17:01,604 --> 00:17:04,148
But look at the bright side.
415
00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:06,818
What bright side?
There is none! Ha!
416
00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:10,112
You all lost and I all won.
417
00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:12,323
Bye.
418
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:15,827
Well, better tell Spencer
to cancel the Plain White T's.
419
00:17:17,662 --> 00:17:19,163
Oh, man, this bites.
420
00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:20,579
But we can't do
"iCarly" as long as Nevel
421
00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:21,958
controls our site.
422
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,919
So true.
Get off my monitor!
423
00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:31,759
Who are you calling?
You'll see.
424
00:17:33,011 --> 00:17:35,013
You ordering pizza?
No!
425
00:17:39,350 --> 00:17:41,394
Um, are you sure
we should do the show?
426
00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:42,937
Yeah, seriously.
427
00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:43,855
I mean, you know Nevel's just...
428
00:17:43,897 --> 00:17:46,148
We're doing the show.
429
00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:47,650
Okay.
430
00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:54,782
In five, four, three, two...
431
00:17:54,824 --> 00:17:56,534
And welcome.
To what?
432
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,786
ICarly.
Oh, yeah.
433
00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:01,664
I'm Sam.
And I'm Carly.
434
00:18:07,127 --> 00:18:09,672
It's Nevel again.
Now, what's he doing?
435
00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:11,049
Overriding our signal.
436
00:18:11,089 --> 00:18:13,175
He's web casting directly
to our audience.
437
00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:15,595
And now on "iCarly",
I will sing a song
438
00:18:15,636 --> 00:18:18,305
all about my web cast.
439
00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:21,893
♪ I have a web show that I do ♪
440
00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:24,062
♪ It is really bad ♪
441
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:25,605
How could this not
be infuriating you?
442
00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:27,356
Just keep watching.
443
00:18:27,398 --> 00:18:29,859
♪ And boring, too,
it makes people sad ♪
444
00:18:29,901 --> 00:18:32,152
♪ With a boring here and... ♪
445
00:18:40,327 --> 00:18:41,953
What are you people doing here?
I demand a...
446
00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:43,790
Quiet!
Yes, sir.
447
00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:45,666
Who's that?
A friend of my dad's.
448
00:18:45,708 --> 00:18:48,126
You called in the military?
I don't play around.
449
00:18:49,087 --> 00:18:51,464
Nevel Papperman,
your computer hacking
450
00:18:51,505 --> 00:18:53,883
is a direct violation
451
00:18:53,925 --> 00:18:56,385
of the Internet
security act of 1983.
452
00:18:56,427 --> 00:18:58,178
Wait.
They're taking my equipment.
453
00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:00,431
They can't do that.
Oh, yes, they can.
454
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:03,183
And I can also place you
under military arrest.
455
00:19:03,225 --> 00:19:05,436
No! No, please,
I'm just a young boy.
456
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:08,355
Huh?
457
00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:10,148
A boy, trust me.
458
00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:15,947
Please don't arrest me.
Okay, fine.
459
00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:17,824
You're not under arrest.
460
00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:22,161
Then what are you
gonna do with me?
461
00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:31,754
Get me down from here!
462
00:19:33,213 --> 00:19:35,341
After you apologize to Carly.
463
00:19:35,382 --> 00:19:37,135
I'm sorry, Carly.
464
00:19:37,175 --> 00:19:41,347
Now, call yourself a weenie.
465
00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:44,725
I'm a weenie.
466
00:19:46,184 --> 00:19:47,436
He is a weenie.
Yeah.
467
00:19:47,478 --> 00:19:48,855
Very weenie-ish.
468
00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:52,566
Okay, Carly,
I don't think this boy
469
00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:53,691
will be bothering you anymore.
470
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:56,070
No.
Let's clear out.
471
00:19:58,447 --> 00:20:00,116
Wait,
472
00:20:00,158 --> 00:20:01,573
You can't just leave me
dangling up here!
473
00:20:01,575 --> 00:20:03,494
Sure, I can.
474
00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:05,245
Let's go get some sushi.
475
00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:07,247
Wait, wait.
476
00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:08,958
No, no, please.
477
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,543
You can't just leave me
dangling here.
478
00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:12,837
No! No!
479
00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:14,881
Don't leave me dangling!
480
00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:16,924
Don't leave me dangling!
481
00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:20,386
Okay, iCarly.com
482
00:20:20,427 --> 00:20:24,431
is back under our control,
and we are live.
483
00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:26,059
We're back.
484
00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:27,224
Sorry for that
little interruption.
485
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:28,811
We don't think
it'll happen again.
486
00:20:28,853 --> 00:20:30,437
Nope.
And now a first for "iCarly."
487
00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:32,398
A world famous band
is gonna perform live
488
00:20:32,439 --> 00:20:33,774
right here.
489
00:20:33,816 --> 00:20:34,650
Right now.
So please welcome...
490
00:20:34,692 --> 00:20:36,903
The Plain White T's!
491
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:49,456
Hey, I'm Tom Higgenson.
492
00:20:50,624 --> 00:20:52,877
Before we do this song,
I wanna thank Carly's brother,
493
00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:55,171
Spencer, for saving my life.
494
00:20:55,213 --> 00:20:56,923
Spencer, you're a heck of a guy
495
00:20:56,964 --> 00:20:58,340
and you wear some rockin' socks.
496
00:20:58,382 --> 00:20:59,926
That's true.
497
00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:05,098
All right,
let's do this for "iCarly."
498
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:11,896
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
499
00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:23,991
♪ There will be
no rules tonight ♪
500
00:21:24,033 --> 00:21:25,785
♪ If there were,
we'd break 'em ♪
501
00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:27,912
♪ Nothing's gonna stop us now ♪
502
00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:30,623
♪ Let's get down to it ♪
503
00:21:30,664 --> 00:21:33,333
♪ Nervous hands
and anxious smiles ♪
504
00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:35,128
♪ I can feel you breathing ♪
505
00:21:35,169 --> 00:21:37,255
♪ This is right
where we belong ♪
506
00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:39,590
♪ Turn up the music ♪
507
00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:42,300
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
508
00:21:42,342 --> 00:21:44,344
♪ This is the dance
for all the lovers ♪
509
00:21:44,386 --> 00:21:46,973
♪ Takin' a chance
for one another ♪
510
00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:50,268
♪ Finally, it's our time now ♪
511
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:53,520
♪ These are the times
that we'll remember ♪
512
00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:56,274
♪ Breaking the city's
heart together ♪
513
00:21:56,315 --> 00:22:03,197
♪ Finally, it's our time now
it's our time now ♪
514
00:22:05,783 --> 00:22:08,494
♪ This is more
than just romance ♪
515
00:22:08,535 --> 00:22:12,372
♪ It's an endless summer,
I can feel the butterflies ♪
516
00:22:12,414 --> 00:22:15,209
♪ Leading me through it ♪
517
00:22:15,251 --> 00:22:17,586
♪ Take my heart,
I'll take your hand ♪
518
00:22:17,628 --> 00:22:21,799
♪ As we're falling under,
this is an addiction, girl ♪
519
00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:23,968
♪ Let's give in to it ♪
520
00:22:24,010 --> 00:22:26,386
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
521
00:22:26,428 --> 00:22:28,597
♪ This is the dance
for all the lovers ♪
522
00:22:28,639 --> 00:22:30,850
♪ Takin' a chance
for one another ♪
523
00:22:30,891 --> 00:22:34,937
♪ Finally, it's our time now ♪
524
00:22:35,729 --> 00:22:38,065
♪ These are the times
that we'll remember ♪
525
00:22:38,107 --> 00:22:40,151
♪ Breaking the city's
heart together ♪
526
00:22:40,193 --> 00:22:43,737
♪ Finally, it's our time now ♪
527
00:22:43,779 --> 00:22:46,949
♪ It's our time now ♪
528
00:22:46,991 --> 00:22:51,204
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
529
00:22:51,954 --> 00:22:54,372
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
530
00:22:54,414 --> 00:22:57,960
♪ Finally, it's our time now ♪
531
00:23:03,507 --> 00:23:05,009
Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!
532
00:23:07,678 --> 00:23:08,637
Hey.
You there.
533
00:23:08,679 --> 00:23:09,763
You wanna see us do stuff
534
00:23:09,805 --> 00:23:11,140
you can't see anywhere else?
535
00:23:11,182 --> 00:23:12,516
Do you?
I think they do.
536
00:23:12,558 --> 00:23:14,352
Then go online to iCarly.com.
537
00:23:14,392 --> 00:23:15,895
Yeah, go to iCarly.com.
538
00:23:15,936 --> 00:23:17,063
Use your computer.
539
00:23:17,104 --> 00:23:18,396
It's the best way to get there.
540
00:23:18,438 --> 00:23:19,899
Once you get to iCarly.com,
541
00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:21,192
you can see me and Carly...
542
00:23:21,234 --> 00:23:22,276
And Freddie and Spencer...
543
00:23:22,318 --> 00:23:23,610
And our other friends...
544
00:23:23,652 --> 00:23:25,154
Do all kinds of wacky,
fun stuff.
545
00:23:25,196 --> 00:23:27,031
You know you like
wacky, fun stuff.
546
00:23:27,073 --> 00:23:29,116
So go online to iCarly.com.
547
00:23:29,158 --> 00:23:31,035
And see stuff
you can't see anywhere else.
548
00:23:31,077 --> 00:23:32,452
Only at iCarly.com.
549
00:23:32,494 --> 00:23:33,495
So go there.
Do it.
550
00:23:33,537 --> 00:23:34,538
Seriously.
Bah.
551
00:23:34,580 --> 00:23:35,873
Bah.
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