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Man, I feel bad.
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I hate to see a teacher
cry like that.
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Yeah, but come on,
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when you're a substitute teacher
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and your name's Mr Buttburn,
what do you expect?
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Yeah.
Hey, there's Sam.
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What you reading?
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The Jonas Book of World Records.
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This thing's full
of top-notch freaks,
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mutants and psychos.
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All your favorite things.
I know!
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Oh, check this out.
"World's fattest priest?"
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Eight hundred pounds?!
Holy flab!
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Oh, and this will
excite Freddie.
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This year, they got
a whole new section
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for world records in technology.
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Yeah, well, guess what?
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I don't even care about...
Give me the book.
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"Most downloaded image?"
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"Fastest computer processor?"
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Most boring words ever?
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Hey, hey, check this out.
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"World's Longest
Continuous Webcast."
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Really?
How long?
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Twenty-four hours,
eight minutes.
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Whoa!
We could beat that.
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Totally.
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And think about how much buzz
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iCarly would get if we did
break that record.
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I'd get my face in the same book
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as the world's fattest priest.
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Oh, my gosh, I would die.
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Hey, Buttburn.
It's not funny!
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It's my name!
Hey, Mr. Buttburn!
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Hey, Buttburn!
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Aww, poor Mr Buttburn.
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Buttburn!
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In five, four, three, two...
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♪
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♪ I know, you see ♪
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♪ Somehow the world
will change for me ♪
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♪ And be so wonderful ♪
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♪
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♪ Live life, breathe air ♪
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♪ I know somehow
we're gonna get there ♪
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♪ And feel so wonderful ♪
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♪
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♪ It's all for real ♪
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♪ I'm telling you
just how I feel ♪
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♪ So wake up the members
of my nation ♪
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♪ It's your time to be ♪
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♪ There's no chance
unless you take one ♪
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♪ And the time to see
the brighter side ♪
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♪ Of every situation ♪
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♪ Some things are meant to be
so give it your best ♪
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♪ And leave the rest to me ♪
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♪ Leave it all to me,
leave it all to me ♪
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♪ Just leave it all to me ♪♪
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♪
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And if we
break the world record,
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we definitely get
our picture in the book?
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Ask her if she knows
the fat priest.
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I'm not asking her that.
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Yeah, I'm still here. Uh-huh.
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Why are you obsessed
with fat priests?
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I'm not, I'm obsessed
with the fattest priest.
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The chubby ones
mean nothing to me.
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Sure, I'll check
all the rules online.
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Okay. Thank you so much.
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Bye.
What'd they say?
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That they'll send a person here
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to monitor our whole webcast,
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and if we go longer than
24 hours and eight minutes
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with no interruptions,
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iCarly will be in the Jonas Book
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of World Records.
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I cannot wait.
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Uh, there's just one problem.
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What now?
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What are you guys
gonna do for 24 hours
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in front of the camera?
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Yeah, what are we gonna do?
Well...
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We're not doing
"Tech Time with Freddie."
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Aw, but the iCarly
viewers would love it.
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I could talk about
dual-density memory chips,
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the importance of backing up
your personal data...
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I'd like to back up over
your personal data with a truck.
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Whatcha doing?
Looking for my drill.
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I think it's in one
of these bins.
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Help me look.
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Let's see...
Hey!
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It's my jar of sand
that I got from Mexico.
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Olé.
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Hey, here's your drill.
Oh, yeah, thanks.
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You should get
rid of some of this stuff.
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I should, but I shan't.
Is "shan't" a word?
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Possibly.
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But whether it's shan't
or shisn't,
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I am gonna use all this stuff
to make a supertastic sculpture
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that I will call...
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"Supertastic
Sculpture of Stuff."
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I know, not a great name
for a sculpture.
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No, it is "shnot."
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♪
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All right, girls,
let's break us a world record.
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Ready in five, four,
three, two...
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Hey, people, welcome to iCarly!
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Are you wide awake?
You're not?
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Then...
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You are now!
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Which is good.
'Cause you're gonna need
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to stay awake with us
for a long time.
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Why's that, Carly?
I think you know, Sam.
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Tell me anyway.
'Cause me, Sam,
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and our technical
producer, Freddie,
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are here to break the record...
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For the world's longest
live webcast ever!
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So we can be in next year's
Jonas Book of World Records!
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And to make it all official.
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Here's an actual representative
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from the World Record
Committee, Marilyn Raymer!
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So, Marilyn, go over the rules
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for our viewers, would ya?
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Well, to beat the world record,
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your webcast must be
continuous and last
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longer than 24 hours
and eight minutes.
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You can't stop streaming,
no breaks,
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and someone must be awake
and doing something
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on screen at all times.
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Awesome.
We got it.
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By the way,
Carly mentioned to me
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that you might enjoy
having this.
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No way!
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It's the world's fattest priest!
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Look at him!
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All right, calm down.
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Now, over here is
our countdown clock.
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Which tells us exactly
how much time is left
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'til we break the world record.
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And to make sure Sam and I
keep up our energy,
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our tech producer, Freddie,
has pre-set a special timer.
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We don't know when
it's gonna go off.
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But when it does,
you're gonna see some...
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♪
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Okay, now we're introducing
another new segment...
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Which we call...
BOTH:
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We'll cast our line all the way
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to the street below
and see what we can catch.
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Ooh!
I forgot my lucky fishing hat.
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Like it?
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Hey, hey, I think you got
a tug on the line there.
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Pull it up!
I'm pulling!
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Well, reel it in.
Got it!
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OMG! We hooked a baby.
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Throw it back!
I can't! It's a baby and...
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Just kidding!
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It's a fake baby!
See?
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All right, throughout
this whole marathon webcast...
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Carly's brother Spencer
is gonna stay awake with us.
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While he's building
an insane sculpture.
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So let's check in with him.
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Remote cam up.
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Hey, Spencer!
Yo, Spence!
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Oh. Hey, Carly! Sam!
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So tell us about
that sculpture you're making.
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'Kay, as you can see,
it's sort of a mish-mash
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of various parts and items,
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and when I'm done,
a lot of the pieces
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are gonna move around and spin,
shake, rattle, roll,
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and things of that nature.
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I will fix that.
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Okay, Spencer, we'll come back
to you in about an hour.
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I will be here!
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Oh, God!
Okay!
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And coming up next on iCarly...
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♪
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Hi.
Oh, hey, there.
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Can I I hang out
here for a while
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and monitor the webcast
on my laptop?
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It's just a little
crowded upstairs.
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Yeah, sure, sit.
Get yourself comfy.
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Alright.
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That's a cool sculpture
you're working on there.
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Ah, thanks.
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I'm kind of free-forming it,
you know?
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I just reach into these bins,
grab whatever my hand finds,
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and then boom,
onto the sculpture it goes.
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Fun.
Yeah.
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I love it 'cause you never know
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when you're gonna find...
Push-pins!
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Get them out,
get them out, get them out!
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The blue one!
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The other blue one!
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I think we're bonding!
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Okay, as you can see
by our fancy countdown clock
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right over there...
We have 14 hours
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and 39 minutes left 'til
we break the world record.
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What are we doing next, Carls?
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Well, we could...
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What?
What, Freddie?
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Come on, let me do it.
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Fine.
You can do it.
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Hey, people.
I'm Freddie Benson,
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the technical producer
of iCarly,
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and this is a new segment
I like to call...
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Tech Time with Freddie.
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So, Freddie,
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what fun technological
thing do you have to show us?
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I'm glad you asked, Carly.
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I'm gonna show you guys
this new high-tech light bulb.
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It's filled with zenite gas,
which means...
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Random dancing!
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Okay.
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♪
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Okay, Freddie.
Aw, man!
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What is that smell?
Zenite gas.
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You guys made me drop
my bulb and it broke.
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Go get that fan!
And open a window,
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your bulb smells worse than you.
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Okay, while we
de-stinkify the studio...
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Please enjoy this video
sent in by one
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of our iCarly viewers.
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Who enjoys tickling himself.
Uh-huh.
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ICarly.com.
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This tickling kid's hilarious.
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His laughter is contagious!
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ICarly.com.
Okay, that's enough tickling.
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And now it still
really smells in here.
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Thanks to Freddie.
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But we're still gonna
move on to our next segment.
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Which we call...
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Fun with Bacon!
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This is the source.
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Everybody
get out of here right now.
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Get down to the lobby.
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Why?
What's going on?
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There's an unusual gas leak
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coming from this room.
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Oh, that was just my light bulb.
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See, it broke and...
No, no. All you kids, out.
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We can't leave!
We're half-way
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to breaking a world record here!
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Random dancing!
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♪
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Why are we dancing randomly?
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We can't stop our webcast,
or we'll be disqualified!
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And we won't get in the book
with the fat priest!
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Fat priest?
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Forget the fat priest!
We have to stay here!
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You're gonna ruin
our world record!
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I don't give a flying fidoodle
about your world record!
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Now all of you,
down to the lobby, right now!
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But... but... what if we...
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♪
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There is a gas leak!
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You guys have gotta
get out of here!
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Wait! Okay, um,
we're still in the middle
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of trying to break the record
259
00:11:27,417 --> 00:11:28,937
for world's longest
continuous webcast.
260
00:11:28,959 --> 00:11:30,917
Which we will do.
So right now,
261
00:11:30,959 --> 00:11:32,542
please enjoy
the following argument.
262
00:11:32,583 --> 00:11:35,083
We can't stop this webcast!
263
00:11:35,125 --> 00:11:36,498
We're trying to break
a world record here!
264
00:11:36,500 --> 00:11:38,291
There is a gas leak!
265
00:11:41,208 --> 00:11:43,123
I don't know what caused it.
This is serious business.
266
00:11:43,125 --> 00:11:44,625
I mean it. Out!
267
00:11:44,667 --> 00:11:46,959
Okay, what's going on?
268
00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:49,208
This old dude's trying
to make us leave!
269
00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:53,625
Just for a few minutes 'til
we determine that... Old dude?
270
00:11:53,667 --> 00:11:55,667
Marilyn, is it okay
if we stop our webcast
271
00:11:55,709 --> 00:11:57,208
just for a few minutes?
272
00:11:57,250 --> 00:11:59,792
I'm sorry, but if you stop,
I'll have to disqualify you.
273
00:11:59,834 --> 00:12:01,456
Okay, people,
we're having some issues here,
274
00:12:01,458 --> 00:12:02,959
but just keep watching iCarly.
275
00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:05,164
We're not going off the air
until we break the world record.
276
00:12:05,166 --> 00:12:07,709
If you kids aren't out
of this room in 30 seconds...
277
00:12:07,750 --> 00:12:09,123
Freddie, can you keep
the webcast going
278
00:12:09,125 --> 00:12:10,208
down in the lobby?
279
00:12:10,250 --> 00:12:12,166
Sorta,
I'm good on camera battery,
280
00:12:12,208 --> 00:12:14,250
but the one in my laptop
won't hold a charge.
281
00:12:14,291 --> 00:12:15,371
It's gotta stay plugged in.
282
00:12:15,375 --> 00:12:16,875
We'll keep it plugged in!
How?!
283
00:12:16,917 --> 00:12:18,542
I'll handle it!
She'll handle it!
284
00:12:18,583 --> 00:12:20,081
How you gonna handle it?
I'll handle it!
285
00:12:20,083 --> 00:12:21,875
You have ten seconds
to get out of here.
286
00:12:21,917 --> 00:12:23,792
Help me get the stuff!
Move!
287
00:12:30,208 --> 00:12:32,542
Okay! You're now witnessing
the very first ever
288
00:12:32,583 --> 00:12:34,959
iCarly webcast to go
completely mobile
289
00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:36,125
This is heavy.
290
00:12:36,166 --> 00:12:37,456
Thanks to three dozen
extension cords
291
00:12:37,458 --> 00:12:40,291
of various colors and girths.
So, so heavy.
292
00:12:40,333 --> 00:12:41,456
We're currently moving down
293
00:12:41,458 --> 00:12:42,834
the back stairwell
of the building.
294
00:12:42,875 --> 00:12:45,083
It's hurting me.
We're on our way to the lobby,
295
00:12:45,125 --> 00:12:47,750
where this webcast
will continue, uninterrupted.
296
00:12:52,542 --> 00:12:54,375
Okay, we're down!
We did it!
297
00:12:54,417 --> 00:12:56,875
Okay, building's all clear.
You can come back up.
298
00:12:59,625 --> 00:13:01,458
And now.
We go back up.
299
00:13:03,125 --> 00:13:06,583
This is worse.
I hate this cart.
300
00:13:07,875 --> 00:13:10,500
More fun coming down.
301
00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:15,375
Okay, we've been coming to you
live and uninterrupted
302
00:13:15,417 --> 00:13:17,792
for 18 hours and 48 minutes.
303
00:13:17,834 --> 00:13:19,417
Which means we've only
got five hours
304
00:13:19,458 --> 00:13:21,041
and 21 minutes left to go.
305
00:13:21,083 --> 00:13:22,625
Before we break
the world record.
306
00:13:24,417 --> 00:13:27,709
So, come on, how about you
and me go get some blintzes?
307
00:13:28,959 --> 00:13:30,542
Blintzes?
Yeah.
308
00:13:30,583 --> 00:13:33,792
They're thin, sweet pancakes,
filled with soft cheese,
309
00:13:33,834 --> 00:13:35,959
usually served with jelly or
jam.
310
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:39,000
I told you, I have a boyfriend.
311
00:13:39,041 --> 00:13:42,000
Yeah, well, is he filled
with soft cheese?
312
00:13:42,041 --> 00:13:44,375
Is he served with jelly or jam?
313
00:13:44,417 --> 00:13:45,917
He's a really good guy.
314
00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:47,583
Actually, I met him through
work.
315
00:13:47,625 --> 00:13:49,291
He holds a world record.
For what?
316
00:13:49,333 --> 00:13:52,041
Going the longest amount
of time without blinking.
317
00:13:52,083 --> 00:13:54,792
Not blinking?
Well, I can do that.
318
00:13:56,875 --> 00:13:59,000
Spencer.
Wait, I blinked.
319
00:13:59,041 --> 00:14:00,458
Here I go.
320
00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:02,875
You can't break his record.
Yes, I can.
321
00:14:02,917 --> 00:14:06,625
Darn, I blinked!
And starting now.
322
00:14:06,667 --> 00:14:08,583
Okay, now.
323
00:14:08,625 --> 00:14:10,000
Wait, now.
324
00:14:10,041 --> 00:14:13,500
♪
325
00:14:16,750 --> 00:14:21,917
Hi, we're tired.
326
00:14:23,083 --> 00:14:25,667
So, what are we
gonna do next, Sam?
327
00:14:25,709 --> 00:14:28,875
I don't know.
Makeovers.
328
00:14:28,917 --> 00:14:31,166
Oh, yeah. Makeovers.
329
00:14:41,291 --> 00:14:43,333
Ta-da.
330
00:14:43,375 --> 00:14:47,166
Aren't we pretty?
I feel like a princess.
331
00:14:49,166 --> 00:14:50,917
Now what?
332
00:14:50,959 --> 00:14:52,959
Uh, let's go live
to Spencer downstairs,
333
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:55,208
working on his sculpture.
334
00:14:55,250 --> 00:14:56,250
Wee.
335
00:14:59,208 --> 00:15:02,250
And he's asleep.
I'll wake him up.
336
00:15:04,208 --> 00:15:05,709
Freddie, throw me the duct tape.
337
00:15:06,834 --> 00:15:08,625
Hit the elevator button.
338
00:15:41,083 --> 00:15:43,417
Next we're gonna...
339
00:15:43,458 --> 00:15:47,166
Random dancing!
340
00:15:47,208 --> 00:15:55,208
♪
341
00:16:03,041 --> 00:16:05,709
Doing this webcast
is getting difficult.
342
00:16:05,750 --> 00:16:07,291
Luckily we planned for this.
343
00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:09,625
We've got the perfect way
to stay awake.
344
00:16:13,458 --> 00:16:15,542
And now.
We're gonna stick our heads
345
00:16:15,583 --> 00:16:18,792
in tubs of ice water.
346
00:16:18,834 --> 00:16:22,125
We're gonna stick our heads
in tubs of ice water.
347
00:16:22,166 --> 00:16:23,750
To keep ourselves up.
348
00:16:26,458 --> 00:16:27,709
On three.
349
00:16:27,750 --> 00:16:30,875
One, two, three.
350
00:16:36,125 --> 00:16:39,834
Whoa, Nelly! That woke us up.
351
00:16:44,166 --> 00:16:45,875
And now on iCarly,
our next guest
352
00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:48,039
is the only person we know
who actually likes to be awake
353
00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:49,959
at 5:30 in the morning.
354
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,000
He drove here
all the way from Yakima.
355
00:16:52,041 --> 00:16:54,667
My grandad!
356
00:16:54,709 --> 00:16:56,834
Ah! Good morning, Carly. Sam.
357
00:16:56,875 --> 00:16:58,123
How are you so awake
this morning?
358
00:16:58,125 --> 00:16:59,583
Yeah, what is wrong with you?
359
00:16:59,625 --> 00:17:01,289
I have lots of energy
because every morning
360
00:17:01,291 --> 00:17:02,792
I exercise.
361
00:17:02,834 --> 00:17:04,750
And who doesn't love exercise?
362
00:17:04,792 --> 00:17:06,709
That would be most Americans.
363
00:17:06,750 --> 00:17:08,250
And that's the problem.
364
00:17:08,291 --> 00:17:09,875
When you kids are my age,
365
00:17:09,917 --> 00:17:11,625
don't you wanna be able
to do this?
366
00:17:17,250 --> 00:17:19,709
Pretty impressive, Grandad.
And nice socks.
367
00:17:19,750 --> 00:17:21,709
Thanks! I could do this all day.
368
00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:23,333
Oh, that's great.
Wonderful.
369
00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:24,750
Keep... Just come in this way.
370
00:17:24,792 --> 00:17:26,625
See? If you girls do
a little more exercise
371
00:17:26,667 --> 00:17:28,875
and eat plenty of fiber,
you'd feel better
372
00:17:28,917 --> 00:17:30,277
and have more energy.
Sure. Yeah.
373
00:17:31,667 --> 00:17:33,417
And that was Carly's grandad.
374
00:17:35,375 --> 00:17:36,998
Now, since we're less than
five minutes away
375
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,458
from breaking the world
record...
376
00:17:38,500 --> 00:17:39,917
It's time for our grand finale.
377
00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:41,458
That means "big" finale.
378
00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:42,542
Thank you, Sam.
379
00:17:43,875 --> 00:17:45,665
So now, take a look
at my brother Spencer's...
380
00:17:45,667 --> 00:17:48,583
Completed sculpture!
381
00:17:54,625 --> 00:17:56,875
Impressive.
Fabtastic.
382
00:18:02,333 --> 00:18:05,667
Thank you, Carly, Sam,
but you've seen nothing yet.
383
00:18:05,709 --> 00:18:06,959
Nothing?
Yet.
384
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:08,583
See, this isn't just a sculpture
385
00:18:08,625 --> 00:18:10,625
of a bunch of random items.
386
00:18:10,667 --> 00:18:14,000
This is a sculpture
of a bunch of random items
387
00:18:14,041 --> 00:18:16,542
that move!
388
00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:21,792
Yeah!
389
00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:23,458
You see that?!
390
00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:26,625
You got all your basic
movements happening here.
391
00:18:26,667 --> 00:18:30,000
You got your back and forth,
your to and fro,
392
00:18:30,041 --> 00:18:32,083
your willy and your nilly.
393
00:18:32,125 --> 00:18:37,291
Over 137 moving parts.
Amazing.
394
00:18:37,333 --> 00:18:40,166
How did you decide
to take all this...
395
00:18:40,208 --> 00:18:42,875
Uh, what's going on
with the lights here?
396
00:18:42,917 --> 00:18:45,291
Hey, how much electricity
does that thing draw?
397
00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:47,875
Ah, you know, a bunch.
398
00:18:49,625 --> 00:18:51,667
The power!
Unplug the sculpture!
399
00:18:51,709 --> 00:18:53,542
Hurry!
Spencer.
400
00:18:53,583 --> 00:18:56,542
Okay, okay.
Problem solved.
401
00:18:56,583 --> 00:18:58,166
Freddie?
402
00:18:58,208 --> 00:19:01,875
Uh... we were down
for about four seconds.
403
00:19:05,583 --> 00:19:09,375
Well, that's not a problem.
Right?
404
00:19:09,417 --> 00:19:11,000
I'm sorry, guys.
405
00:19:11,041 --> 00:19:12,790
To break the world record,
your webcast had to be
406
00:19:12,792 --> 00:19:14,208
continuous.
407
00:19:14,250 --> 00:19:15,667
No!
Come on!
408
00:19:15,709 --> 00:19:17,540
Haven't you ever heard
of the five-second rule?
409
00:19:17,542 --> 00:19:19,166
That's for eating food
off the floor.
410
00:19:19,208 --> 00:19:22,000
Well, I feel that rule
could apply here nicely.
411
00:19:22,041 --> 00:19:25,208
I'm really sorry.
Wait. I'll fix this.
412
00:19:30,375 --> 00:19:33,250
Don't you think you could
overlook
413
00:19:33,291 --> 00:19:36,792
those four unfortunate seconds
when the power went down?
414
00:19:38,959 --> 00:19:42,834
Uh, the world record book
doesn't take bribes.
415
00:19:42,875 --> 00:19:44,291
Especially not skeeball tickets.
416
00:19:44,333 --> 00:19:46,250
Oh, I need those.
417
00:19:46,291 --> 00:19:48,750
Twenty more of these,
and I get a gigantic harmonica.
418
00:19:50,917 --> 00:19:54,375
Well, sorry we didn't
break the world record.
419
00:19:54,417 --> 00:19:55,697
So much for getting our picture
420
00:19:55,709 --> 00:19:57,375
in the book with the fat priest.
421
00:19:57,417 --> 00:20:00,208
We'll see you here next time,
on iCarly.
422
00:20:00,250 --> 00:20:02,333
And we're out.
423
00:20:04,750 --> 00:20:12,750
♪
424
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,542
You guys.
425
00:20:18,583 --> 00:20:19,983
You're making me feel
guilty here,
426
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,834
like the whole thing
was my fault.
427
00:20:24,041 --> 00:20:25,208
Oh, yeah.
428
00:20:33,291 --> 00:20:35,792
Marilyn.
Hi, Spencer.
429
00:20:35,834 --> 00:20:38,166
This is my boyfriend, Calvin.
430
00:20:38,208 --> 00:20:40,667
The guy who never blinks?
That's right.
431
00:20:44,834 --> 00:20:46,208
Not a chance.
432
00:20:48,166 --> 00:20:49,083
Hi, Marilyn.
433
00:20:49,125 --> 00:20:51,792
Hi, Carly.
What's up?
434
00:20:51,834 --> 00:20:53,875
Well, even though you guys
didn't break the record
435
00:20:53,917 --> 00:20:56,583
for the world's longest
continuous webcast,
436
00:20:56,625 --> 00:21:00,083
I did a little research
and Spencer did break a record.
437
00:21:00,125 --> 00:21:01,709
Huh?
438
00:21:01,750 --> 00:21:03,748
The world record for most
moving pieces on a sculpture
439
00:21:03,750 --> 00:21:06,875
is 128 moving parts.
440
00:21:06,917 --> 00:21:09,125
Mine's got 137, that's more.
441
00:21:09,166 --> 00:21:10,750
He's also a math wiz.
442
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,125
So you're saying Spencer
broke a world record?
443
00:21:14,166 --> 00:21:15,458
That's exactly what I'm saying.
444
00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:19,667
Oh, God, you get to be
in the world record book!
445
00:21:19,709 --> 00:21:22,542
Way to go, Spence.
Good job, Spencer.
446
00:21:22,583 --> 00:21:24,943
If I could just take a picture
of you with your sculpture,
447
00:21:24,959 --> 00:21:26,125
I can get it all processed
448
00:21:26,166 --> 00:21:27,959
in time for the next
edition of the book.
449
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:33,000
Sweet! Make sure my hair's...
parted right.
450
00:21:39,875 --> 00:21:41,291
Wait.
451
00:21:44,041 --> 00:21:47,125
What if I'm not the only person
that worked on the sculpture?
452
00:21:47,166 --> 00:21:50,000
Oh. Well, the rules say
all participants
453
00:21:50,041 --> 00:21:51,333
would have to get credit.
454
00:21:52,542 --> 00:21:54,333
Carly, Sam, Freddie?
455
00:21:54,375 --> 00:21:56,500
Yeah?
What's up?
456
00:21:56,542 --> 00:22:02,458
Well, I... I forgot this one
last piece to the sculpture,
457
00:22:02,500 --> 00:22:05,166
and my hands are really sore.
458
00:22:05,208 --> 00:22:07,542
Would you guys mind putting it
on there for me?
459
00:22:07,583 --> 00:22:09,333
We can do that.
460
00:22:09,375 --> 00:22:11,792
Yes, let's help our friend
Spencer finish the sculpture.
461
00:22:15,417 --> 00:22:16,500
Right there.
462
00:22:18,625 --> 00:22:20,000
Get it in there good.
463
00:22:21,083 --> 00:22:22,583
Perfect.
464
00:22:22,625 --> 00:22:24,667
Wait.
465
00:22:24,709 --> 00:22:26,917
Since they helped me
finish the sculpture,
466
00:22:26,959 --> 00:22:29,959
I guess we all have to get
credit and be in the picture.
467
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,333
Those are the rules.
468
00:22:34,041 --> 00:22:35,041
Ready?
469
00:22:36,500 --> 00:22:39,208
Wait, I think I blinked.
I didn't.
470
00:22:42,166 --> 00:22:43,792
I can see why you love him.
471
00:22:45,291 --> 00:22:48,083
Oh, and I have another
little surprise for Sam.
472
00:22:49,959 --> 00:22:52,792
Father McGurthey?
Coming.
473
00:22:52,834 --> 00:22:55,250
No way!
The World's Fattest Priest?!
474
00:22:55,291 --> 00:22:56,500
He's here?!
He is!
475
00:22:56,542 --> 00:22:58,458
Coming down the hall right now.
476
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,709
Dear God,
he fell through the floor.
477
00:23:04,750 --> 00:23:07,041
♪
478
00:23:10,375 --> 00:23:11,623
You think you've seen
everything new
479
00:23:11,625 --> 00:23:12,792
there is to see at iCarly?
480
00:23:12,834 --> 00:23:14,250
Is that what you think?
Well...
481
00:23:14,291 --> 00:23:16,458
Waaaah!
You haven't.
482
00:23:16,500 --> 00:23:17,625
You ain't.
No.
483
00:23:17,667 --> 00:23:19,208
You can see new videos.
New pics.
484
00:23:19,250 --> 00:23:20,375
New blogs.
New games.
485
00:23:20,417 --> 00:23:21,834
New lunch meats.
There are no
486
00:23:21,875 --> 00:23:22,834
lunch meats at iCarly.com.
487
00:23:22,875 --> 00:23:24,250
Can we fix that?
Shh.
488
00:23:24,291 --> 00:23:26,375
The point is you can see
tons of new stuff.
489
00:23:26,417 --> 00:23:28,083
Stuff you've never seen before.
490
00:23:28,125 --> 00:23:31,000
All at iCarly.com.
ICarly.com.
491
00:23:31,041 --> 00:23:32,641
You think we've said
iCarly.com enough?
492
00:23:32,667 --> 00:23:34,041
Yeah. Wait, no.
493
00:23:34,083 --> 00:23:36,166
Mmm!
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