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Oh, class was so boring.
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How would you know?
You were asleep the whole time.
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Then I guess
I dreamed class was boring.
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Well, your dream came true.
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Hey! Guess what I got from
the audio-visual department?
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Whoa!
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So cool! Amazing! Awesome!
That's incredible!
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We don't know what it is.
No, and don't care.
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It's called a green screen.
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We can use it for
special effects on iCarly.
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You guys stand in front of it,
and I have this software
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that can make it any kind
of background we want.
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Oh, so you could make it look
like we were in a snow storm
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or standing on the moon
or something?
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Exactly.
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Can you make it look like
I'm standing on your face?
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Must you always
attack me with words?
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You want me to use rocks?
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Hey, guys!
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Hi, Tareen.
Oh, man.
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You'll never guess who I saw
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at the Cuddlefish
concert last night.
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Who'd you see at the concert?
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Our history teacher, Mr. Stern. Look, I got
a picture of him at the concert last night.
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Look at it, look at the
phone, Are you looking at it?
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Yes, we see!
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That's Mr. Stern?
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Is he wearing shorts?
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Teachers shouldn't wear shorts.
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No.
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It looks like he's stage diving.
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He was! It was insane,
I still can't believe it
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and I'm the one who took
the picture with my cell phone.
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Can you believe
Mr. Stern was at the concert?
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I can't, I gotta go.
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I like Tareen,
but after she talks to me,
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I feel like I need a nap.
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I can't believe Mr. Stern
would go to a concert.
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Yeah, you don't really think
about teachers
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having lives outside of school.
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I always thought
they just locked them up
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in the teacher's lounge
at night.
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Hey, get to class.
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You, stop laughing.
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I said get to class!
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Respect the bullhorn!
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That Ms. Briggs is a joy,
isn't she?
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I wonder what she does
when she's not in school.
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She probably spits on puppies.
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Hey, you, get to class.
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Hey, that could be
a really cool idea
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for our web show.
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We spit on puppies?
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I meant we could do
a whole segment
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on what mean teachers do
when they're not in school.
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Nice.
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I love her brain.
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My brain says thanks.
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Come on! Keep going! Move!
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So, how do we do this?
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We follow Ms. Briggs around
after school, you know,
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with a video camera
and just see what she does.
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And what if she's boring?
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Yeah, what if she's not mean?
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Ms. Briggs,
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I picked you an orange
from my mother's tree.
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I hate citrus fruit.
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Now get to class!
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I'm thinking she'll be mean.
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In five, four, three, two...
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♪ I know you see ♪
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♪ Somehow the world
Will change for me ♪
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♪ And be so wonderful ♪
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♪ Live life, breathe air ♪
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♪ I know somehow
We're gonna get there ♪
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♪ And feel so wonderful ♪
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♪ It's all for real ♪
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♪ I'm telling you
Just how I feel ♪
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♪ So wake up the members
Of my nation ♪
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♪ It's your time to be ♪
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♪ There's no chance
Unless you take one ♪
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♪ And the time
To see the brighter side ♪
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♪ Of every situation ♪
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♪ Some things are meant to be ♪
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♪ So give me your best
And leave the rest to me ♪
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♪ Leave it all to me ♪
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♪ Leave it all to me ♪
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♪ Just leave it all to me ♪
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OK,
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inside this box is a new piece
of technological equipment
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that's gonna blow you guys away.
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What is it?
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You buy yourself
a robot girlfriend?
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I don't need a robot girlfriend,
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'Cause 20 years from now,
I guarantee you
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I will be
Carly's second husband.
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What happened
to my first husband?
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Nothing you can prove.
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Just show us what's in the box
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before I get bored and leave.
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There's nothing boring about
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being able
to videotape Ms. Briggs
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with no chance
of her finding out.
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What did you get?
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A teeny video camera
disguised as a piece of pie.
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Yeah, who wouldn't that fool?
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It looks real.
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Yes, a real gigantic piece
of plastic pie
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with a camera lens on the side.
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Look, it comes
with a giant fork.
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Give it!
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This is a quality piece
of spy equipment.
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My Aunt Maggie's boobs
look more real than that,
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and they're ridiculous.
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I really don't think
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you're going to fool anyone
with that thing.
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Oh, you don't?
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Where's Spencer?
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Downstairs with some girl
he's been going out with.
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B-R-B.
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Come on, please?
No.
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Pretty please?
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No, Spencer.
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Pretty please with sugar on top?
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I'm diabetic, and I said no.
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I'll be your best buddy.
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Oh, alright.
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Yes.
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That is...
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Don't mind me.
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I'm just a guy having' some pie.
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Hey, is that one of those
pie spy video cameras?
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No, it is not.
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Oh yeah,
they were talking about those
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on the food channel.
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Or was it the spy channel?
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You know,
I think it was the spy channel.
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I don't know
what you guy are talking about.
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This is just
a normal piece of pie
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that doesn't record anything.
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But there's a big lens
on the side.
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Oh, just forget it!
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Two hours of boring.
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I think we've
learned what mean teachers do
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when they're not at school.
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Yep, nothing interesting enough
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to put in our webcast.
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Nope.
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Hey, hey.
She's opening her door.
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She's just taking out her trash.
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Hey! Go away!
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Get out of here!
It's just a bee.
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You don't understand,
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I am extremely allergic to bees.
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Get out of here, you stupid bee!
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I think he wants my pie.
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That is a stupid bee.
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Whoa! Ow!
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Where are you going?
I can't get stung!
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Are you insane?
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Get out
of Ms. Briggs' apartment.
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You can't just... get away!
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It's a fake pie!
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Can't you see
the big lens on the side?
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It's a fake pie!
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Come on!
We can't stay in here.
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If Ms. Briggs catches us,
we're dead. Let's go!
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No! That bee's still out there,
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and by now he know
my pie was fake.
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He's gonna be madder than ever.
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Here she comes!
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Go in there!
Aah!
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Ah!
Sorry!
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Now what do we do?
Shh, I'm thinking.
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You know,
this might not be so bad.
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Just you and me,
together, alone.
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OK, we are in
a serious situation here.
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This is no time for you
to bust a move.
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Sorry.
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We cannot let
Ms. Briggs find us.
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Well, maybe we can wait until
she goes into another room
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then we can make a run for it.
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Maybe. now, shh.
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What's she doing?
You don't wanna know.
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Hey, thanks for doing this.
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No prob.
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How come you're not hanging
with Carly and Freddie?
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A person can only take
so much Freddie.
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How come you didn't ask
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your new girlfriend
to model for you?
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I broke up with Connie.
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Found out she was juggling
for other guys.
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Oh, sorry.
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Yeah, it hurt.
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So, how do I be
a sculpture model?
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You just sit over there
and do nothing.
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Cool, just like school.
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Yes!
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77...
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78...
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79.
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So many leg lifts.
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I think I found
the light switch, shut the door!
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Shh!
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Freddie.
Yeah?
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Am I hallucinating
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or are we surrounded by 2,000
Randy Jacksons?
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Why does Ms. Briggs
have all this stuff?
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I don't know.
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I guess if you're
gonna be obsessed
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with an American Idol judge,
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you might as well pick one
that's firm but fair.
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Yeah dog, you did your thing.
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You want Ms. Briggs to hear us?
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Randy said it, not me!
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She's coming! Hide!
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No!
That was hot, yo!
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Aw, please be quiet,
Randy Jackson.
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Well, good afternoon,
Randy Jackson.
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Oh, you are looking
spiffy today.
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Now, is there something
you'd like to say to me?
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Yeah, we got us
a hot one tonight, baby!
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Oh!
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Oh, R.J.
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You know,
I just finished my workout.
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Would you like to see
how toned my glutes are?
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So this is seriously
the first time
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you've ever modeled
for a sculpture?
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First time.
How am I doing?
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Good.
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Can I... sneak a peek?
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Uh, yeah, sure.
Why not?
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Spencer?
Mhm?
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That's a fish.
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Yeah. A tuna.
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Or I suppose
you could argue it's a trout
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you know, 'cause of the way
his lip curls up right here.
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I thought you were sculpting me
for the past three hours.
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Well, I started off
sculpting you,
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but then I started thinking
about aquariums
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and... he happened.
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Then why am I still here?
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I get lonely.
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What?
Sam, listen!
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Freddie and I are stuck hiding
in the closet
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in Ms. Briggs' apartment.
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Really?
That's some nutty stuff.
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Will you just get over here?
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On my way.
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Sam's on her way.
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And will you quit eating
the Randy-Yos?
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No way, she's torturing
Carly and Freddie?
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Freddie, you're so stupid.
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Bagpipes?
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Eww.
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This is torture.
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Sam?
Yeah.
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Where are you?
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I'm right outside on the patio.
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What's the plan, man?
OK, you call Ms. Briggs
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and keep her distracted
on the phone
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while Freddie and I
sneak out the front door.
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One distraction, coming up.
264
00:12:37,375 --> 00:12:38,832
Give me 60 seconds,
then go for the door.
265
00:12:38,834 --> 00:12:39,917
See you on the outside.
266
00:12:52,750 --> 00:12:53,750
Briggs.
267
00:12:54,583 --> 00:12:57,709
Hello ma'am, have you purchased
any suspicious milk lately?
268
00:12:58,792 --> 00:13:01,333
Suspicious milk?
Who is this?
269
00:13:01,375 --> 00:13:04,542
Uh, this is Agent McMuffin
270
00:13:05,625 --> 00:13:08,542
with the Federal Bureau of Milk.
271
00:13:09,375 --> 00:13:10,375
The FBM?
272
00:13:10,417 --> 00:13:11,959
Uh, sure.
273
00:13:13,375 --> 00:13:15,625
See, there have been reports
of counterfeit milk
274
00:13:15,667 --> 00:13:17,875
and other dairy products
in the Seattle area.
275
00:13:17,917 --> 00:13:19,542
Oh, sweet mother.
276
00:13:19,583 --> 00:13:22,500
I just bought a tub of
Zingleberry yogurt yesterday.
277
00:13:22,542 --> 00:13:24,208
It's OK, ma'am.
278
00:13:24,250 --> 00:13:26,210
Just remain calm and proceed
to your refrigerator.
279
00:13:26,250 --> 00:13:27,458
Of course.
280
00:13:29,458 --> 00:13:30,458
Moron.
281
00:13:33,583 --> 00:13:34,959
It's been 60 seconds.
282
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,373
Let's make our move
and get out of here.
283
00:13:36,375 --> 00:13:37,667
Wait.
284
00:13:38,959 --> 00:13:39,959
OK, ready.
285
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,250
What'd you put in your pocket?
286
00:13:44,208 --> 00:13:45,417
Randy Jackson cologne?
287
00:13:46,542 --> 00:13:47,667
Why do you want this?
288
00:13:47,917 --> 00:13:51,542
'Cause...
it smells tight, dawg.
289
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,208
The milk smells just fine to me.
290
00:13:55,250 --> 00:13:57,875
Are you sure
there's a dairy prob...
291
00:13:57,917 --> 00:13:59,583
We're losing precious time!
292
00:14:00,375 --> 00:14:03,041
I already checked my milk
and the tub of yogurt.
293
00:14:03,083 --> 00:14:06,041
Yeah, but...
you better inspect
294
00:14:06,083 --> 00:14:09,208
that cottage cheese
on the top shelf.
295
00:14:09,250 --> 00:14:10,625
Alright.
296
00:14:10,667 --> 00:14:12,250
But I don't see why the...
297
00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:15,695
How did you know
my cottage cheese
298
00:14:15,709 --> 00:14:17,417
was on the top shelf?
299
00:14:20,125 --> 00:14:22,625
'Cause I'm a professional,
ma'am.
300
00:14:27,041 --> 00:14:28,709
Uh, don't go near
your patio door.
301
00:14:28,750 --> 00:14:29,832
There's a dairy monster
on the loose
302
00:14:29,834 --> 00:14:30,954
and you don't want to see...
303
00:14:32,291 --> 00:14:33,667
Busted! Now, get inside!
304
00:14:33,709 --> 00:14:34,583
But I can explain.
305
00:14:34,625 --> 00:14:36,166
I'm sure you can.
306
00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:39,250
I can. See, I'm doing
this school project on...
307
00:14:39,291 --> 00:14:41,750
On... how ladies react
308
00:14:41,792 --> 00:14:44,083
when they think
their dairy products...
309
00:14:44,125 --> 00:14:45,500
Freddie!
310
00:14:49,709 --> 00:14:51,625
Surprise!
Surprise!
311
00:14:52,583 --> 00:14:54,750
Yeah, happy birthday,
Ms. Briggs!
312
00:14:54,792 --> 00:14:57,041
Let's sing our public domain
birthday song!
313
00:14:58,208 --> 00:15:01,166
♪ For she's
A jolly good fellow ♪
314
00:15:01,208 --> 00:15:02,667
♪ For she's
A jolly good fellow ♪
315
00:15:02,709 --> 00:15:04,291
It's not my birthday!
316
00:15:04,333 --> 00:15:05,625
Whoops, then, we better go.
317
00:15:05,917 --> 00:15:07,458
Come on, kids.
Stop!
318
00:15:09,667 --> 00:15:12,458
Happy... Hanukkah?
319
00:15:14,583 --> 00:15:15,583
Kwanza?
320
00:15:21,166 --> 00:15:24,792
Uh... I'm sorry I tripped
on your bagpipes.
321
00:15:24,834 --> 00:15:25,834
Are they OK?
No.
322
00:15:27,542 --> 00:15:30,500
He dented my blow stick
and punctured my squeeze bag.
323
00:15:31,792 --> 00:15:33,750
Freddie'll pay
to have your bagpipes fixed.
324
00:15:34,542 --> 00:15:35,625
And you think that'll get
325
00:15:35,667 --> 00:15:36,748
the three of you out of trouble?
326
00:15:36,750 --> 00:15:38,875
Well, we were kinda hoping.
327
00:15:39,834 --> 00:15:41,041
I don't think so.
328
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,792
Breaking into a teacher's home,
329
00:15:44,834 --> 00:15:46,792
damaging property,
330
00:15:46,834 --> 00:15:49,291
impersonating a dairy agent.
331
00:15:49,834 --> 00:15:51,542
I could have you expelled.
332
00:15:51,583 --> 00:15:53,625
I might even call the police.
333
00:15:53,667 --> 00:15:55,291
Or you could let us run away
334
00:15:55,333 --> 00:15:56,915
while you angrily shake
your fist in the air
335
00:15:56,917 --> 00:15:59,959
and scream, "You rotten kids!"
336
00:16:03,500 --> 00:16:05,250
Look, Ms. Briggs,
337
00:16:05,291 --> 00:16:06,959
we never meant
to sneak into your house.
338
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,500
Then explain why you did.
339
00:16:08,542 --> 00:16:11,625
Well, we were videotaping you
for our web show
340
00:16:11,667 --> 00:16:14,625
to see what teachers are like
when they're not in school.
341
00:16:14,667 --> 00:16:17,625
Ah, your web show, iCarly.
342
00:16:17,667 --> 00:16:18,792
I've seen it.
343
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:23,792
Nothing more than mucus
in the nose of the digital age.
344
00:16:23,834 --> 00:16:25,458
Did she just call
our show a booger?
345
00:16:27,375 --> 00:16:28,834
ICarly's great.
346
00:16:28,875 --> 00:16:30,792
Thousands of people
watch it every week.
347
00:16:31,417 --> 00:16:32,542
Thousands?
348
00:16:32,583 --> 00:16:33,792
That's a pretty big booger.
349
00:16:35,375 --> 00:16:39,333
Hmm, well,
since you're so interested
350
00:16:39,375 --> 00:16:41,041
in showing your viewers
351
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:43,250
what teachers do
outside of school,
352
00:16:43,917 --> 00:16:47,250
I think I have a solution
that will benefit us all.
353
00:16:47,291 --> 00:16:48,875
What solution?
354
00:16:48,917 --> 00:16:52,166
I won't suspend you from school
or call the police
355
00:16:52,208 --> 00:16:56,083
if you let me perform
an original bagpipe song
356
00:16:56,125 --> 00:16:57,125
on your web show.
357
00:16:58,250 --> 00:17:00,083
You wanna be on iCarly?
358
00:17:00,125 --> 00:17:01,917
Just call the cops on us.
Sam!
359
00:17:03,583 --> 00:17:05,208
Why would you even wanna be
on our show?
360
00:17:05,250 --> 00:17:08,834
Because, I see this
as a great opportunity
361
00:17:08,875 --> 00:17:11,041
to show the world some culture,
362
00:17:11,083 --> 00:17:14,583
To teach young people
about fine music.
363
00:17:14,625 --> 00:17:15,542
Don't do it, Carls.
364
00:17:15,583 --> 00:17:17,000
She's not even playing it
365
00:17:17,041 --> 00:17:18,625
and I'm already bored
out of my mind.
366
00:17:19,709 --> 00:17:21,375
Look, Ms. Briggs, I...
367
00:17:21,417 --> 00:17:23,583
Put me on your webcast
or I will have you suspended
368
00:17:23,625 --> 00:17:25,500
for breaking into my house.
369
00:17:25,542 --> 00:17:27,902
And I will file a report with
the Seattle Police Department.
370
00:17:28,375 --> 00:17:30,375
Your choice.
371
00:17:36,583 --> 00:17:40,709
In five, four, three, two.
372
00:17:41,250 --> 00:17:43,041
Hey, there. Welcome to iCarly.
373
00:17:43,458 --> 00:17:45,250
I'm Sam.
I'm Carly.
374
00:17:45,291 --> 00:17:46,792
Blah blah.
Blah blah.
375
00:17:47,959 --> 00:17:50,750
Hey! Just read
the introduction I gave you.
376
00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:55,750
Uh, tonight on iCarly,
377
00:17:56,250 --> 00:17:58,875
instead of the worthless trash
we usually do here,
378
00:18:00,625 --> 00:18:02,125
uh, please prepare to enjoy
379
00:18:02,166 --> 00:18:03,917
some fine music
played on the bagpipes
380
00:18:03,959 --> 00:18:05,875
by Ms. Francine Briggs.
381
00:18:09,041 --> 00:18:10,583
Oops, wrong button.
382
00:18:10,625 --> 00:18:11,625
Give me that.
383
00:18:12,166 --> 00:18:14,083
And now, here she is playing
384
00:18:14,125 --> 00:18:15,834
an original song
she composed herself
385
00:18:15,875 --> 00:18:18,041
called "Haggis and Moonlight,"
386
00:18:19,250 --> 00:18:20,875
please welcome
the lovely and talented
387
00:18:20,917 --> 00:18:22,917
Ms. Francine Briggs.
388
00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:29,458
Thank you.
389
00:18:30,208 --> 00:18:34,583
And now, for some real,
enriching entertainment.
390
00:18:42,875 --> 00:18:45,083
This is so horrible.
391
00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:48,000
Well, maybe we don't have
392
00:18:48,041 --> 00:18:49,917
that big of an audience tonight.
393
00:18:50,583 --> 00:18:52,417
Sorry, look.
394
00:18:52,458 --> 00:18:54,415
Whoa, all those people
are streaming us right now?
395
00:18:54,417 --> 00:18:56,125
Biggest audience we've ever had.
396
00:18:56,166 --> 00:18:57,665
Yeah, and they all want us
to be out there
397
00:18:57,667 --> 00:18:59,083
doing something funny.
398
00:19:00,250 --> 00:19:01,792
Hey, hey, look at that.
399
00:19:03,083 --> 00:19:04,417
Why is the number dropping?
400
00:19:04,458 --> 00:19:05,959
'Cause people
are turning us off.
401
00:19:06,291 --> 00:19:08,083
We've lost over 10%
of our audience
402
00:19:08,125 --> 00:19:09,583
in less than two minutes.
403
00:19:09,625 --> 00:19:11,166
This is a disaster.
404
00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:13,583
Do you know how hard we worked
to get that audience?
405
00:19:13,625 --> 00:19:15,709
And Briggs is gonna ruin it
in one night.
406
00:19:16,583 --> 00:19:19,834
Look, already
20% of our audience, gone.
407
00:19:24,917 --> 00:19:28,166
Man, this webcast is suckish.
408
00:19:30,208 --> 00:19:31,917
I'd rather watch you.
409
00:19:35,834 --> 00:19:39,333
Yeah! Go, balls, go!
410
00:19:48,625 --> 00:19:49,625
How long is this song?
411
00:19:50,375 --> 00:19:51,917
I don't even think
it's half over.
412
00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:54,959
Well we've almost lost
over half of our viewers.
413
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,291
We gotta do something.
414
00:20:04,417 --> 00:20:05,583
What?
What do you want?
415
00:20:05,625 --> 00:20:06,792
The green screen.
416
00:20:07,417 --> 00:20:09,875
What about the green screen?
Do you have it set up?
417
00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:10,998
Yeah,
but I haven't tried it yet.
418
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,250
I was gonna test it out...
419
00:20:12,291 --> 00:20:13,498
Test it now.
Or I'll test it now.
420
00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:14,709
He'll test it now.
421
00:20:16,750 --> 00:20:18,250
\
422
00:21:13,333 --> 00:21:15,291
Hey, watch me juggle.
423
00:21:16,250 --> 00:21:17,583
No way, baby.
424
00:21:17,625 --> 00:21:20,709
This iCarly web show
is high-larious!
425
00:21:25,417 --> 00:21:29,375
She's completely unaware
of the changing backgrounds!
426
00:21:35,166 --> 00:21:36,500
We're getting the audience back.
427
00:21:36,542 --> 00:21:37,834
Yeah!
Hit me.
428
00:21:42,458 --> 00:21:43,458
Thank you.
429
00:21:46,041 --> 00:21:48,542
Aw! Your song's over?
430
00:21:48,583 --> 00:21:49,500
Do another one.
431
00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:51,792
Yeah! Come on, Ms. Briggs!
432
00:21:51,834 --> 00:21:53,000
Do this! Come on!
433
00:21:53,041 --> 00:21:54,208
Oh, Alright.
434
00:22:15,375 --> 00:22:17,792
Hey, there's Ms. Briggs!
435
00:22:22,166 --> 00:22:24,500
Thank you. Thank you all.
436
00:22:26,291 --> 00:22:28,875
You see? That silly comedy
you girls do
437
00:22:28,917 --> 00:22:32,375
is no match for
my true musical artistry.
438
00:22:32,417 --> 00:22:34,417
You are so right.
439
00:22:34,458 --> 00:22:36,542
Thank you for teaching us
that important lesson.
440
00:22:36,583 --> 00:22:38,542
Certainly.
441
00:22:41,709 --> 00:22:42,792
Freddie.
442
00:22:44,417 --> 00:22:45,500
Mmm.
443
00:22:47,583 --> 00:22:51,625
Mmm!
You smell delightful.
444
00:22:51,667 --> 00:22:53,291
Thanks, Ms. Briggs.
445
00:22:53,333 --> 00:22:54,458
Mmm.
446
00:22:58,959 --> 00:23:00,625
Randy Jackson cologne?
447
00:23:01,583 --> 00:23:03,125
It smells tight, dawg.
448
00:23:10,417 --> 00:23:11,834
Hey!
You there.
449
00:23:11,875 --> 00:23:14,083
You wanna see us do stuff
you can't see anywhere else?
450
00:23:14,125 --> 00:23:15,834
Do ya?
I think they do.
451
00:23:15,875 --> 00:23:17,709
Then go online to iCarly.com.
452
00:23:17,750 --> 00:23:19,417
Yeah, go to iCarly.com.
453
00:23:19,458 --> 00:23:21,875
Once you get to iCarly.com,
you can see me and Carly.
454
00:23:21,917 --> 00:23:23,417
And Freddie and Spencer
455
00:23:23,458 --> 00:23:25,041
do all kinds
of wacky, fun stuff.
456
00:23:25,083 --> 00:23:26,834
You know you like wacky,
fun stuff.
457
00:23:26,875 --> 00:23:28,792
So go online to iCarly.com.
458
00:23:28,834 --> 00:23:30,750
And see stuff
you can't see anywhere else.
459
00:23:30,792 --> 00:23:32,208
Only at iCarly.com.
460
00:23:32,250 --> 00:23:33,333
So go there!
Do it!
461
00:23:33,375 --> 00:23:34,583
Seriously!
462
00:23:34,917 --> 00:23:36,041
Mmm!
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