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Okay, Halloween checklist.
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I got my pumpkin carving knife,
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I got my pumpkin scraping spoon,
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and I got my super scary
pumpkin face design.
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Ah!
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I'm home!
I never left!
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What you doin'?
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I'm just gettin' ready
to turn a plain, old
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everyday pumpkin into a serious,
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butt-kickin' Jack-o'-lantern.
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Ah. So where's Mr. Pumpkin?
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Socko's bringin' one over.
Gotta love Socko.
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Yup.
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So, what are you doin'
for Halloween?
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A very special "iCarly"
Halloween Webcast.
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Appropriate.
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What are you and Sam
gonna talk about?
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You know,
all things Halloween-y.
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Halloweeny.
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Hey, look.
We got a letter addressed
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to apartment 13-B.
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Who lives in 13-B?
I don't know.
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It says "occupant."
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Well, then, just take it down
to the doorman.
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Lewbert? Gross, no, eww.
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He's not that bad.
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Uh-huh, and his crazy
wart freaks me out.
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Then just don't look at it.
Yeah, that's so possible.
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It's like a big,
brown, hairy gumdrop.
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You know, I had a dream
where it talked to me.
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What did it say?
I don't know.
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It only speaks Spanish.
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Hey, can I have
a sip of your tea?
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Sure...
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But that's gasoline.
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Kidding!
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Aah!
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I spent three weeks
making that for you!
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All right, Mom, I'll wear it!
Gah!
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I knew you'd laugh.
I'm not laughing.
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Sometimes my lip just
quivers like this.
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Uh-huh.
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You just better take that off
before Sam sees you in it.
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I can't take it off.
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My mom made it for me,
and I promised her
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I'd wear it tonight
while we do "iCarly."
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Bummer for you.
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Hey, I gotta take this letter
down to the lobby.
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Wanna come?
Sure.
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Okay, so, do you
wanna take the stairs,
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or do you wanna fly us
there on your broom?
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Nice.
I'm sorry!
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Don't get mad
and turn me into a toad!
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Carly!
I can't help it!
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Socko, my bud,
you got the pumpkin?
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Awesome. I got my carving knife
all ready to cut.
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Just bring that
puppy on up here.
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Oh, in the elevator?
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Oh, how come
you're not comin' up?
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Not enough room.
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What do you mean
there's not enough room?
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Oh, my God.
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In five, four, three, two...
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♪ I know you see ♪
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♪ Somehow the world
will change for me ♪
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♪ And be so wonderful ♪
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♪ Live life, breathe air ♪
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♪ I know somehow
we're going to get there ♪
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♪ And feel so wonderful ♪
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♪ It's all for real ♪
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♪ I'm telling you
just how I feel ♪
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♪ So wake up the members
of my nation ♪
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♪ It's your time to breath ♪
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♪ There's no chance
unless you take one ♪
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♪ Every time you see
the brighter side ♪
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♪ Of every situation ♪
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♪ Some things
are meant to be ♪
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♪ So give me your best
and leave the rest to me ♪
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♪ Leave it all to me ♪
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♪ Leave it all
to me ♪
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♪ Just leave it all to me ♪
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Hey, Lewbert, the mailman
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put this letter
in our box by mistake.
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Hey! Hey, boy.
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What?
You makin' fun of me?
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No. Why do you think
I'm making fun of...
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What's with that fake
wart on your face?
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You think warts are funny?
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You think I'm happy
this thing grew here?
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You think I like
that it has hair?
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No.
My mom made this costume.
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Well, she's sick!
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You got a sick momma!
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Um, if you could please
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just give this letter
to whoever lives
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in apartment 13-B?
Not possible!
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No one's lived
in 13-B for 15 years.
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But why would you keep
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an apartment vacant
for 15 years?
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'Cause the last
guy who lived there
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said he heard noises,
saw strange things.
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What?
You mean like ghosts?
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I can't say no more!
But I...
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I asked him a simple question
and he responded...
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Hey, that lady's lived here
longer than anybody.
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Why don't we ask her about 13-B?
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'Kay.
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Um, excuse me, ma'am.
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I'm Carly Shay,
eighth floor, Capricorn.
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I think her name's
Mrs. Halberstadt.
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Mrs. Halberstadt,
we were wondering
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if you knew anything
about apartment 13-B.
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Hello?
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Oh!
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'Scuse me!
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Okay, that was weird.
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Something really bad
must have happened
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in that apartment.
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Yeah.
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Hey, here comes Sam.
Oh, great.
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She's gonna see me
in this costume
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and insult me 19 different ways.
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Too easy.
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Wait.
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So, Lewbert said
the apartment's haunted?
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Pretty much.
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Man, now I wanna sneak in there
and check the place out.
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Hey, that's perfect.
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What?
What's perfect?
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Let's do "iCarly" tonight
from apartment 13-B.
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No!
Yes!
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Come on, Freddie.
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Halloween night,
we do a live webcast
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from a supposedly
haunted apartment.
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I say no.
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If only someone
cared what you say.
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And what are you, afraid?
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No.
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I'm just concerned
for Carly's safety.
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I'll be fine.
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Oh, my God, giant pumpkin.
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What do you mean...
whoa, daddy.
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Look at that thing.
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Big, right?
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That's a pumpkin?
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Did it grow next door
to a nuclear power plant?
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Can we eat it?
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My mom makes me dinner,
like, twice a year, okay?
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All right.
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It's time to carve
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the biggest Jack-o'-lantern
of all time.
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How do you carve
a pumpkin that big?
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Same way I make onion rings.
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Stand back!
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Hey, "iCarly" starts in an hour.
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I'm gonna go put on my costume.
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I'm about to hit guts!
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Aah!
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Come on! Come on!
Let's go!
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Don't take this personally!
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13-B.
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I say this is a bad idea.
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Dude, calm down.
No one lives here.
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And there's no such
thing as ghosts.
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It's locked.
Uh-oh, locked.
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Guess we have to do "iCarly"
from our usual studio.
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I'm disappointed, but, oh, well.
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I have a plan to get us in.
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What?
Okay.
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Lewbert has keys
to all the apartments, right?
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So, I'll go down
to the lobby and fake
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like I'm choking on a meatball,
then you and Sam sneak in,
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and when Lewbert's
not looking...
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We're in.
Never mind.
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Here we go.
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"ICarly" in a haunted apartment.
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Get in there, witchiepoo.
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Uh, I have to go
make my mom a salad.
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Don't shove! Ow!
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Hey, careful!
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Sam!
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Would you... ah.
Careful!
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Where's the light switch?
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I got it.
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What a dump.
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Looks like nobody's
been here for years.
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It's creepy.
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And it smells like dead bugs.
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Can we please not
talk about dead bugs
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while I'm wearing this?
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All right. Let me establish
a cross-duplex transmission
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between my laptop and my camera.
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Wow. A tech-talkin' witch boy.
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Look out, ladies.
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And "iCarly" is live
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in five, four, three, two...
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Happy Halloween!
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Do the scary music.
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♪ Ooh whee ooh ♪
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Why the scary music?
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'Cause tonight,
"iCarly" comes to you
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live from an abandoned
apartment...
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That people swear is haunted.
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So, are there really
such things as ghosts?
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And if so, are there ghosts
living in this very apartment?
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Do it with me this time.
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♪ Ooh whee ooh ♪
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Now, we pledge
to stay right here...
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In this abandoned apartment...
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Webcasting to you
live till midnight...
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'Cause we're here to prove...
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That you need light
to do a web show.
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Freddie,
turn the lights back on.
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I didn't turn 'em off.
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Freddie.
I swear.
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Well, if you didn't,
then who did?
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Wait a sec. What happened?
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I just felt something on my leg.
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Oh, come on, Carly.
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Okay, guys.
Quit playing aro...
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Get it off me!
Get it off me!
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Kids and Halloween fun.
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Freddie, what are you doing?
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I'm setting up the
night vision lens.
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Okay, let's see if this works.
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Perfect. Everybody watching
can see you guys now.
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Okay. It's still Halloween, and
we're webcasting to you live
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from an abandoned apartment...
Where things seem
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to have taken a turn
for the freaky...
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'Cause it looks
like this place may
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actually be haunted.
But I doubt it.
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Just a little thunder.
Get out!
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Go away!
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That didn't sound
like thunder, Sam.
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Now, can we leave?
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We made a pledge to stay.
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Get out!
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I vote we cancel the pledge.
I second Sam's vote!
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Let's bail!
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It's not opening!
Come on, just turn the knob!
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It won't turn!
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Try hitting it with something!
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Ow, ow, ow! Not me!
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Ow, ow!
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Now that is a pile
of pumpkin guts.
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Comin'.
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Trick or treat.
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Hey, how you guys doin' tonight?
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Good.
Those are some great costumes.
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Just give us the candy.
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I see.
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Funny story, kids.
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You see, I was gonna buy candy
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after I carved my
pumpkin, but...
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Yeah. We don't care.
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Give us treats.
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Ow, you're killing me!
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Get out! Leave!
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00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:04,618
Go away!
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00:13:04,659 --> 00:13:07,245
I will kill you!
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All right.
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You guys get a six-pack
of diet root beer,
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00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:16,045
a box of macaroni,
264
00:13:16,087 --> 00:13:19,882
and a pouch of tuna fish.
265
00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:23,928
Happy Halloween!
266
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:26,180
Stupid door!
267
00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:27,557
Come on!
268
00:13:27,599 --> 00:13:28,807
Open it!
269
00:13:28,849 --> 00:13:31,519
Get out!
We're trying!
270
00:13:31,561 --> 00:13:34,522
Ow! Ow!
271
00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:35,774
The doorknob came off!
272
00:13:35,814 --> 00:13:37,094
Why'd you pull off the doorknob?
273
00:13:37,108 --> 00:13:40,153
'Cause I wanted it
for my knob collection!
274
00:13:40,194 --> 00:13:41,986
Would you guys not fight
in front of the ghost?
275
00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:43,490
There's no such thing as ghosts.
276
00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:45,199
Grow up, Sam!
277
00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:47,661
Okay.
As you know, we pledged to you,
278
00:13:47,702 --> 00:13:49,368
the fans of "iCarly,"
that we will not leave
279
00:13:49,370 --> 00:13:50,787
this apartment
until midnight tonight.
280
00:13:50,789 --> 00:13:52,290
A pledge we will now keep
281
00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:54,012
since Freddie yanked
the knob off the door.
282
00:13:57,545 --> 00:13:59,506
Run to the closet!
283
00:14:07,221 --> 00:14:08,723
Everybody in here?
284
00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:10,141
I'm here.
Here.
285
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:12,560
Wait, whose butt is this?
Sam.
286
00:14:12,602 --> 00:14:14,103
Sorry.
287
00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:25,865
Trick or treat!
288
00:14:25,906 --> 00:14:28,618
Hey, happy Halloween!
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00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:30,829
Give us treats.
290
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:33,247
Well, okay then, Mr. Pushy.
291
00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:42,465
Here's a carton of eggs,
292
00:14:42,507 --> 00:14:44,300
pork chop...
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00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:47,762
jumper cables!
294
00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:50,889
There you go.
295
00:14:50,931 --> 00:14:55,102
And a coconut. Enjoy.
296
00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:57,647
This isn't candy.
297
00:14:57,689 --> 00:14:59,774
I'm sorry,
I don't have any candy,
298
00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:01,735
but come back next year, okay?
299
00:15:01,776 --> 00:15:04,945
Yeah, we'll be back.
300
00:15:16,957 --> 00:15:19,250
Okay. Freddie is filming me and
Sam as we hide in the closet
301
00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:20,712
of an abandoned apartment...
302
00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:22,461
Which we think is haunted,
if we didn't know
303
00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:23,923
there's no such thing as ghosts.
304
00:15:23,964 --> 00:15:25,592
Yeah, keep hangin'
on to that dream.
305
00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:29,178
I wish we could see in here.
306
00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:30,595
Oh, there's a little light
on my keychain here.
307
00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:32,473
Let me just turn
this baby on and...
308
00:15:32,515 --> 00:15:34,893
Oh, good.
Now we can see in the...
309
00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:39,522
Clown head!
310
00:15:55,872 --> 00:15:58,458
Whoa, that was close.
311
00:15:59,918 --> 00:16:03,170
Hey, why do my hands feel wet?
312
00:16:04,171 --> 00:16:05,965
What's on my hands?
Sam, that's blood!
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00:16:06,006 --> 00:16:07,258
Blood?
314
00:16:08,802 --> 00:16:10,386
Ew, ew, ew, ew!
315
00:16:10,428 --> 00:16:12,346
Eww, eww, eww, eww!
316
00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:16,975
And there you go.
317
00:16:17,017 --> 00:16:18,812
Enjoy those ice cubes.
318
00:16:22,857 --> 00:16:25,067
All right.
I got to finish this pumpkin.
319
00:16:26,527 --> 00:16:28,070
Comin'.
320
00:16:33,451 --> 00:16:36,704
Macaroni, ice cubes,
and jumper cables?
321
00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:39,165
Okay, look.
322
00:16:39,206 --> 00:16:40,966
I'm not gonna be intimidated
by a bunch of...
323
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,878
Get him!
Whoa!
324
00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:48,758
Aah!
325
00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:51,719
I gotta hide.
326
00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:57,183
Hey, hey! Hey, hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
327
00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:00,269
I got a noise complaint!
328
00:17:00,311 --> 00:17:01,813
What's going on here?
329
00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:03,815
There's a dude in there
who ticked us off.
330
00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:05,274
We wanna beat him up.
331
00:17:06,651 --> 00:17:08,277
Okey-dokey.
332
00:17:11,489 --> 00:17:13,073
Beat him quietly!
333
00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:14,951
Quietly!
334
00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:22,208
Anybody see him?
Nope.
335
00:17:22,249 --> 00:17:24,042
He's gotta be here somewhere.
336
00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:33,814
Okay, we thought this
would be a cool place
337
00:17:33,845 --> 00:17:35,513
to webcast from on Halloween.
338
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:37,471
But it turns out this apartment
really is haunted.
339
00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:40,309
This could be the very last
"iCarly" Webcast ever.
340
00:17:40,351 --> 00:17:42,353
And if anything
horrible happens to us...
341
00:17:45,356 --> 00:17:47,149
Mom, I lied to you.
342
00:17:47,191 --> 00:17:49,360
Those pants do
make you look fat.
343
00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:55,658
Die, die, die.
344
00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:57,994
Aah!
345
00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:05,626
Oh! Oh!
346
00:18:05,668 --> 00:18:07,545
Mrs. Halberstadt?
347
00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:08,922
What's going on here?
348
00:18:08,963 --> 00:18:10,297
Mother, do you
know these people?
349
00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:11,883
What?
350
00:18:11,925 --> 00:18:14,260
Who are you?
And what are you doing here?
351
00:18:14,301 --> 00:18:15,469
I'm Gary.
352
00:18:15,511 --> 00:18:17,221
I live here.
Huh?
353
00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:19,057
What?
354
00:18:19,097 --> 00:18:21,559
We thought this
apartment was vacant.
355
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:24,938
No. I've lived here with my
mother for the last 20 years.
356
00:18:24,979 --> 00:18:26,230
Why are you here?
357
00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:28,106
Well, we do this web show.
358
00:18:28,148 --> 00:18:30,902
"ICarly."
I what?
359
00:18:30,944 --> 00:18:32,820
ICarly.
360
00:18:32,862 --> 00:18:35,406
We're kinda doin' it right now.
361
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:36,991
We heard this place was haunted.
362
00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:40,244
Why do you want a marshmallow?
363
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:43,664
This apartment isn't haunted.
364
00:18:43,706 --> 00:18:46,084
Then why'd all the lights
go out for no reason?
365
00:18:47,251 --> 00:18:49,921
This switch shorts
out sometimes.
366
00:18:49,963 --> 00:18:53,173
This one works fine.
367
00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:56,094
Why is everyone whispering?
368
00:18:56,134 --> 00:18:58,721
Mother, turn on
your hearing aid.
369
00:18:58,763 --> 00:19:00,347
What?
370
00:19:01,891 --> 00:19:03,392
Better?
371
00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:06,228
You don't have to shout.
372
00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:08,186
She's always forgetting
to turn on her hearing aid.
373
00:19:08,188 --> 00:19:09,605
That explains why
she didn't hear you
374
00:19:09,607 --> 00:19:10,984
in the lobby.
375
00:19:11,025 --> 00:19:12,652
Well, yeah,
but that doesn't explain
376
00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:14,192
why we heard someone screaming,
"Get out! Get out!"
377
00:19:14,194 --> 00:19:15,655
And a bunch of crazy thumping.
378
00:19:15,696 --> 00:19:18,741
Oh, there was an awful
spider in my room,
379
00:19:18,783 --> 00:19:21,995
and I was trying to kill it
with my tennis racket.
380
00:19:22,954 --> 00:19:24,330
Wait.
381
00:19:24,371 --> 00:19:26,540
What did we feel
scratching on our legs?
382
00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:28,876
And what knocked all that
glass stuff off the shelves?
383
00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:30,795
Abigail.
Yes.
384
00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:32,880
Where is she?
385
00:19:32,922 --> 00:19:35,549
Abigail, where are you,
sweetheart?
386
00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:38,719
Oh, there she is.
387
00:19:38,761 --> 00:19:41,097
She's always getting
into mischief.
388
00:19:41,139 --> 00:19:45,101
Who's mommy's wicked,
little pussycat, huh?
389
00:19:45,143 --> 00:19:46,727
Well, explain
the severed clown head
390
00:19:46,769 --> 00:19:47,979
in the closet.
391
00:19:48,021 --> 00:19:49,856
Yeah. What about
the severed clown head?
392
00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:52,525
Yeah.
Severed clown head?
393
00:19:52,566 --> 00:19:54,276
Oh.
394
00:19:57,113 --> 00:19:58,656
It's a phone.
395
00:20:00,783 --> 00:20:01,951
See?
396
00:20:01,993 --> 00:20:04,120
Well, how come
it's not plugged in?
397
00:20:04,162 --> 00:20:05,663
It was.
398
00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:07,498
No one ever called.
399
00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:10,334
Any more questions?
Yeah.
400
00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:12,670
Just before you came home,
your mother walked in saying,
401
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:14,964
"die, die, die."
402
00:20:15,006 --> 00:20:18,300
Oh, I was just looking
for my red hair dye,
403
00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:22,555
and here it is all spilled out.
404
00:20:22,596 --> 00:20:26,642
So it wasn't blood.
405
00:20:26,684 --> 00:20:29,937
Okay, I guess this apartment
isn't so haunted.
406
00:20:29,979 --> 00:20:31,397
Whoops.
407
00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:36,485
Well, we're sorry we went
in here without permission,
408
00:20:36,527 --> 00:20:38,278
but when we saw
this furniture...
409
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:40,280
We thought it was
too old and gross
410
00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:42,616
for anyone to actually use.
Oh!
411
00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:44,660
Okay, wait.
412
00:20:44,702 --> 00:20:47,371
Something still
doesn't make sense.
413
00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:50,124
Why did Lewbert tell us
that no one lives here?
414
00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:52,752
'Cause I'm a jerk! Ha!
415
00:20:52,793 --> 00:20:54,754
Ah, I got you kids good.
416
00:20:54,795 --> 00:20:56,547
Score one for Lewbert.
417
00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:59,258
Happy Hanukkah.
418
00:21:00,676 --> 00:21:02,011
Halloween.
419
00:21:11,229 --> 00:21:12,688
We can't find him.
420
00:21:12,730 --> 00:21:14,690
He's gotta be here somewhere.
421
00:21:14,732 --> 00:21:17,818
Maybe he crawled up the...
422
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:23,449
Socko, this is not
a good time to call.
423
00:21:23,490 --> 00:21:26,077
He's in the pumpkin!
No, I'm not!
424
00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:28,996
I am the spirit of Halloween!
425
00:21:32,166 --> 00:21:34,460
Pumpkin noises.
426
00:21:34,501 --> 00:21:35,962
Open the elevator!
427
00:21:36,003 --> 00:21:38,422
Ah!
Help me push him in!
428
00:21:50,226 --> 00:21:54,272
Come on, guys, stop rolling me!
429
00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:58,276
Where's your Halloween spirit!
430
00:21:58,317 --> 00:21:59,860
Hey.
431
00:21:59,902 --> 00:22:01,526
What are you kids doing
with that pumpkin?
432
00:22:01,528 --> 00:22:02,989
There's a dude in here!
433
00:22:03,030 --> 00:22:04,949
We're gonna roll
it down the street.
434
00:22:04,991 --> 00:22:07,034
And into the ocean.
435
00:22:07,076 --> 00:22:08,744
Happy Hannukah.
436
00:22:10,204 --> 00:22:11,455
Stop!
437
00:22:11,497 --> 00:22:14,250
The spirit
of Halloween can't swim!
438
00:22:15,793 --> 00:22:17,419
No, no, no, no!
Not into the traffic!
439
00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:19,379
Not into the traffic!
440
00:22:27,972 --> 00:22:29,723
No!
441
00:22:29,765 --> 00:22:31,433
Get out!
442
00:22:33,269 --> 00:22:35,562
So this wasn't exactly
a normal "iCarly" webcast.
443
00:22:35,604 --> 00:22:37,315
But it was kind of wacky.
444
00:22:37,397 --> 00:22:38,983
Perhaps too wacky.
445
00:22:39,025 --> 00:22:40,484
Yet very Halloweeny.
446
00:22:40,526 --> 00:22:42,278
And now we're done.
447
00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:44,362
Don't forget to keep
comin' back to iCarly.com
448
00:22:44,404 --> 00:22:46,866
and checkin' out our site.
And be sure to check out...
449
00:22:52,496 --> 00:22:55,124
And this is Carly's brother,
Spencer.
450
00:22:55,166 --> 00:22:57,835
Any words for our viewers
before we sign off?
451
00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:05,968
Never forget to buy
candy on Halloween.
452
00:23:11,932 --> 00:23:13,600
Hi, I'm William.
And I'm Tommy.
453
00:23:13,642 --> 00:23:15,561
We're twin brothers,
but we're nothing alike.
454
00:23:15,602 --> 00:23:17,644
We're gonna demonstrate a thing
called sports stacking.
455
00:23:17,646 --> 00:23:19,565
I'm the left hand.
And I'm the right hand.
456
00:23:19,606 --> 00:23:21,483
All right, let's go.
457
00:23:25,988 --> 00:23:28,406
And there you have it,
sports stacking.
458
00:23:28,448 --> 00:23:29,990
We love you, Carly.
We love you, Carly.
459
00:23:29,992 --> 00:23:31,200
We love you, Sam.
We love you, Sam.
460
00:23:31,202 --> 00:23:32,995
And you, too, Freddie.
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