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In five, four, three, two...
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Hey! Welcome to "iCarly!"
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You know who we are.
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You don't know?
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Okay, then... I'm Carly!
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I'm Sam!
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Now you know!
Now you know!
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So guess what?
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We've been watching
some action movies.
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We love watching dudes fight.
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Even though we know
the punches aren't really real.
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The actors just swing and miss,
but they play a sound effect.
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Like this!
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Looked like I punched her,
right?
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Oh, my God! Are you okay?
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I... I think so.
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'Cause they also use fake blood!
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Bwaaaah!
Bwaaaah!
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And now moving on...
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Last week, one of our viewers
submitted an awesome video clip
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to us right here at iCarly.com.
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It's from Keri Mackler
of Providence, Rhode Island.
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She's a singer.
This girl can wail.
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Freddie, play Keri's video clip.
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Playback.
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Hi, Carly. Hey, Sam.
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I love your web show.
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Okay, check this out.
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This is one of my mom's
really good glasses.
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Okay, now watch...
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Yeah!
Nice!
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Did you see that?
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Why can't she sing that note
next to our math teacher's head?
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All right, now to finish off
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tonight's Webcast,
my brother Spencer...
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An amazing artist...
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Is gonna show you
his latest sculpture...
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His coolest one ever...
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So hit the applause button
and say hello
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to my big brother, Spencer!
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Yo-yo-Dee-yo!
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Tell the iCarly viewers
about your latest masterpiece.
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Okay, so the other night
I'm watching this TV show
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about building houses, right?
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And this one guy
asks this other guy
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which he likes better,
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a nail gun or a hammer.
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And the guy goes, "Personally,
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I'm a fan of hammers."
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And when he said that,
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it inspired me to build this...
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A fan of hammers!
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Sam, hit that button.
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Thank you!
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I understand your excitement!
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Hey, check this out.
It actually works.
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All right!
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Fan-tastic!
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Uh, is it supposed to do that?
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Um, no, not really, no.
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Hit the floor!
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It needs to be adjusted.
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In five, four, three, two...
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♪ I know you see ♪
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♪ Somehow the world
will change for me ♪
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♪ And be so wonderful ♪
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♪ Live life, breathe air ♪
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♪ I know somehow
we're going to get there ♪
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♪ And feel so wonderful ♪
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♪ It's all for real ♪
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♪ I'm telling you
just how I feel ♪
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♪ So wake up the members
of my nation ♪
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♪ It's your time to be ♪
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♪ There's no chance
unless you take one ♪
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♪ Every time you see
the brighter side ♪
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♪ Of every situation ♪
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♪ Some things
are meant to be ♪
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♪ So give me your best
and leave the rest to me ♪
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♪ Leave it all to me ♪
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♪ Leave it all
to me ♪
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♪ Just leave it all to me ♪
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I got it.
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If it's Freddie's mom,
don't open the door.
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Hey, my mom happens to be...
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yeah, don't.
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Grandad.
Spencer.
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Grandad!
Carly!
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How's my little gumdrop, huh?
Awesome!
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Did you see
my web show last night?
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Yes, I did,
and you were adorable.
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Thanks! So, what are you
doing here in Seattle?
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Why didn't you tell us
you were coming?
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What,
a man can't drive ninety minutes
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to surprise
his favorite grandkids, huh?
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How come my grandfather
just sleeps and burps?
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'Cause he's related to you?
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Oh, you remember Freddie.
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'Course.
He lives right across the hall.
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And I think you met Sam
last time you were here.
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Yes, she borrowed ten dollars
from me
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and then ate my sandwich.
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Nice to see you again.
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Oh, Carly, ah-ah,
got a little present for you.
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Really?
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Ooh, a gift card
for groovy smoothies!
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Thanks.
How much?
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Sam.
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Thirty bucks.
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Good man.
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Let's go spend that bad boy.
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I can't now.
My grandad just got here.
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Ah, go have fun.
I'll be in town a few days.
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Okay!
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Smooth-eeee!
Yeah!
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Bring me back
a blueberry banana blitz?
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Sure. Be back whenever.
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See you whenever.
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I used to get
the strawberry splat,
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but then I tried
the blueberry banana blitz...
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Are you outta your mind?
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I shoulda got
the strawberry splat?
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I am talking about
your little stunt
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on Carly's Webcast.
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Oh, the fan of hammers.
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You nearly took
Carly's head off.
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It was incredibly irresponsible.
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It was an accident.
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And I am very responsible.
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Oh, you think?
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A responsible guardian
tells a 13-year-old girl
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she can just come home
"whenever"?
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She's just across the street.
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And she's with two friends,
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and she has her cell phone
with her at all times.
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You know, I was not happy
when you dropped
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out of law school
to become an artist.
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Wow! Really?
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You could've been
a fantastic lawyer!
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I didn't wanna be a lawyer!
Why not?
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Because when you're a lawyer,
you can't do this!
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You had such a bright future.
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I'm sorry, I can't hear you.
I'm rocking out.
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You could've been
a brilliant lawyer,
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that's all I'm trying to say!
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But then you start making
these weird sculptures,
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and now...
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And now you're putting
Carly at risk.
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So, maybe
it's for the best if...
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If Carly comes to live with me!
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♪ Get over it ♪
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♪ You can live without her ♪
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♪ You can live without the ♪
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Carly needs a grown-up.
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I am a grown-up.
Huh...
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And I really don't think
Carly wants go live
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with you in Yakima.
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And why is that?
'Cause she likes to have fun.
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Oh, you don't think
I'm fun, huh?
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That was impressive.
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I'll be
at the Parker-Nichols hotel,
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two blocks over.
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I love you, Spencer.
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But Carly needs a responsible
adult authority figure.
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I'll see you tomorrow.
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Whoop...
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Hey, Spence,
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I'm back with one large
blueberry banana blitz.
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Where have you been?
At the groovy smoothie.
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For a half hour?
Smoothies are thick.
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You can only suck 'em down
so fast.
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No excuses.
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You're outta control.
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Yeah, clearly I have a problem.
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I'll check into smoothies
anonymous tomorrow.
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When you live under my roof,
you live by my rules, so...
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Always try your best
and eat your vegetables!
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Okay, are you on
some kind of new medication
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I should know about?
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Ahh, I can't do this.
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Do what?
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After you left, grandad told me
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he doesn't think
I'm responsible enough
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to take care of you.
That's insane.
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He thinks you'd be better off
living with him in Yakima.
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Yakima? I ain't going to
Yakima!
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He can't do that.
Can he do that?
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I don't know.
But you're very responsible.
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Our grandfather
doesn't think so.
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Well, we're just gonna have
to change grandad's mind
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'cause I'm not moving to Yakima.
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All right, don't worry
too much about this yet.
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Just go do your homework
or something.
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Okay.
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I mean, You go do your homework
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right now, young lady!
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Yes, sir.
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And just say no!
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Always!
And stay in school!
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Maybe!
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Will you chill?
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I'll chill
after grandad's convinced
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that Spencer's
a responsible adult.
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Yeah, good luck with that.
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Hey, could you keep
your hands off
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my equipment over there?
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I could...
But I don't think I will.
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I'm wearing my suit.
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Nice.
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Isn't it kinda small on you?
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Yeah, 'cause I only wore it once
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in the tenth grade
for a school play.
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What role did you play?
Man in suit.
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Ah.
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I hate it!
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You're not supposed to like it.
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It's supposed to help grandad
see you as a mature adult.
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Okay.
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But can we have ice cream
after he's gone?
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Doorbell.
Smells like your grandad.
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You smell like garbage.
Your butt's shaped like a ham.
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Hey, no fighting tonight.
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You figure out
how to tie your tie,
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and I'll go downstairs
and stall grandad.
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Okay.
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What do you want us to do?
Get out.
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Right.
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Wait, the back way!
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Grandad.
Surprise!
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Wow.
An "I heart Yakima" t-shirt.
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For you.
Yay.
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Why'd you get me this?
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Carly...
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Come, sit.
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I got in touch
with your dad last night.
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Aw, man.
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I told him
I was worried about you,
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you know,
living here with Spencer.
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And what'd he say?
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He thinks Spencer's
very responsible.
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See? He knows
what he's talking about.
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Wait.
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Your dad also agreed that,
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since he's not here right now,
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I can decide
what's best for you.
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Well, what does he know?
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He's in the Navy on a submarine
three miles under water!
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He's probably all dizzy!
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Carly, you're coming
to live with me in Yakima.
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No! I wanna stay here
in Seattle with Spencer!
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Spencer needs to learn
to take care of himself
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before he can take care
of a child.
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I'm not a child.
I'm just young and short.
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Sweetheart...
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Spencer's very responsible
and very grown up!
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Hey, you guys...
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Ohh! Ooh!
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Who's ready for dinner?
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Please don't make me move
to Yakima.
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Please don't make her move
to Yakima.
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Yakima's a great town.
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No "great town"
can be named Yakima.
262
00:11:26,709 --> 00:11:28,750
It sounds like
someone throwing up.
263
00:11:29,875 --> 00:11:31,959
It does.
264
00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:33,500
Yakima!
265
00:11:34,333 --> 00:11:36,000
Yakima!
266
00:11:37,375 --> 00:11:38,291
I'm sorry.
267
00:11:38,333 --> 00:11:40,500
She's coming to live with me.
268
00:11:42,208 --> 00:11:44,917
Then I wore this monkey suit
for nothing!
269
00:11:47,792 --> 00:11:50,250
Stupid tie!
270
00:11:50,291 --> 00:11:51,917
You're wrong about him.
271
00:11:51,959 --> 00:11:53,041
Look, I love Spencer...
272
00:11:53,083 --> 00:11:54,417
Then let me keep living here.
273
00:11:54,458 --> 00:11:55,748
And what if something
bad happens?
274
00:11:55,750 --> 00:11:56,583
Nothing's gonna happen.
275
00:11:56,625 --> 00:11:57,917
You don't know that.
276
00:11:57,959 --> 00:11:59,375
Remember the hammer.
I ducked!
277
00:11:59,417 --> 00:12:01,583
What if you hadn't?
But I did!
278
00:12:01,625 --> 00:12:05,041
Can't you see I'm only thinking
of what's best for you?
279
00:12:06,709 --> 00:12:08,208
No! What about school?
280
00:12:08,250 --> 00:12:10,125
You can transfer
to Yakima Junior High.
281
00:12:10,166 --> 00:12:11,875
Gross!
282
00:12:11,917 --> 00:12:16,125
I'm sorry, baby,
my mind's made up.
283
00:12:16,166 --> 00:12:17,665
You can have a day
to pack up your things
284
00:12:17,667 --> 00:12:19,458
and say goodbye to your friends.
285
00:12:19,500 --> 00:12:21,208
We leave tomorrow night.
286
00:12:29,875 --> 00:12:31,333
Call for help.
287
00:12:38,166 --> 00:12:39,542
I can't believe you're moving.
288
00:12:39,583 --> 00:12:41,667
Well, believe it
'cause it's happening.
289
00:12:41,709 --> 00:12:43,625
You know, I ought
to go tell your grandfather
290
00:12:43,667 --> 00:12:44,917
a thing or two.
291
00:12:44,959 --> 00:12:46,917
If only you knew a thing or two.
292
00:12:48,208 --> 00:12:49,834
Ooh, can I have this?
293
00:12:49,875 --> 00:12:52,458
I'm moving, I'm not dying.
294
00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:53,707
But don't you want me
to have something
295
00:12:53,709 --> 00:12:55,041
to remember you by?
296
00:12:55,083 --> 00:12:56,834
Like 9,000
of your favorite songs?
297
00:12:56,875 --> 00:12:58,291
Give it.
298
00:12:58,333 --> 00:13:00,125
I'm just trying to cheer you up.
299
00:13:00,166 --> 00:13:01,458
You can't cheer me up.
300
00:13:01,500 --> 00:13:02,834
I'm moving to Yakima.
301
00:13:02,875 --> 00:13:04,125
I'm gonna be a Yakimite...
302
00:13:04,166 --> 00:13:06,041
Or a Yakimaneeshin.
303
00:13:06,083 --> 00:13:07,750
Yakimaniac.
304
00:13:07,792 --> 00:13:09,375
You're Yakimannoying.
305
00:13:11,125 --> 00:13:12,542
So...
306
00:13:12,583 --> 00:13:14,375
What about our show?
307
00:13:14,417 --> 00:13:16,297
I don't see how we're gonna do
"iCarly" anymore.
308
00:13:18,041 --> 00:13:20,375
Ugh, this whole thing's so lame.
309
00:13:20,417 --> 00:13:23,333
So Spencer's a little unusual.
Big deal.
310
00:13:23,375 --> 00:13:25,291
It doesn't mean
he can't take care of me.
311
00:13:25,333 --> 00:13:28,208
Hey, what if we think
of a way for your grandad
312
00:13:28,250 --> 00:13:30,083
to see that Spencer's
a good guardian?
313
00:13:30,125 --> 00:13:32,792
Yeah.
How?
314
00:13:32,834 --> 00:13:35,041
I could pretend to do
something really terrible.
315
00:13:35,083 --> 00:13:38,208
Right. Something that'll get
Spencer really upset with you.
316
00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:39,623
Yeah, then he'll freak out
and yell at me
317
00:13:39,625 --> 00:13:40,709
right in front of grandad.
318
00:13:40,750 --> 00:13:42,166
Which will make him realize
319
00:13:42,208 --> 00:13:43,373
Spencer's a responsible
authority figure.
320
00:13:43,375 --> 00:13:44,667
I love it.
321
00:13:44,709 --> 00:13:46,792
So what bad thing
are you gonna do?
322
00:13:46,834 --> 00:13:48,458
I don't know.
Let's think of something.
323
00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:50,542
I enjoy this assignment.
324
00:13:56,834 --> 00:13:58,959
It's open!
325
00:14:03,375 --> 00:14:05,415
I thought you weren't coming
to get Carly till later.
326
00:14:05,417 --> 00:14:07,458
She called and asked me
to come here for dinner.
327
00:14:07,500 --> 00:14:09,291
Oh, did she?
Yes.
328
00:14:09,333 --> 00:14:10,959
Maybe she's handling
this whole thing
329
00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:12,417
more maturely than you are.
330
00:14:12,458 --> 00:14:14,125
Maybe she is.
331
00:14:16,125 --> 00:14:17,709
Must you look in my wok?
332
00:14:17,750 --> 00:14:19,373
I just wanna know
what you're cooking for dinner.
333
00:14:19,375 --> 00:14:21,166
Chicken stir-fry. That okay?
334
00:14:21,208 --> 00:14:23,917
Or do you think mister chicken
should go pack his bags
335
00:14:23,959 --> 00:14:25,500
and live with you in Yakima?
336
00:14:25,542 --> 00:14:27,123
Will you stop trying
to pick fights with me?
337
00:14:27,125 --> 00:14:28,331
You're just mad because I don't
338
00:14:28,333 --> 00:14:29,917
want to be a lawyer like you.
339
00:14:29,959 --> 00:14:31,456
I love you, Spencer,
but I love Carly, too,
340
00:14:31,458 --> 00:14:33,041
and as her grandfather,
341
00:14:33,083 --> 00:14:34,790
it's my responsibility
to make sure that she...
342
00:14:34,792 --> 00:14:36,417
Hey, guys.
343
00:14:37,917 --> 00:14:39,834
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
344
00:14:41,291 --> 00:14:45,083
Carly! What have you done?
345
00:14:45,125 --> 00:14:47,125
Well, I figured
since I'm going to a new school,
346
00:14:47,166 --> 00:14:49,625
it's a perfect time to,
you know, re-invent myself.
347
00:14:49,667 --> 00:14:50,917
You like?
Like?
348
00:14:50,959 --> 00:14:52,166
You look fantastic!
349
00:14:52,208 --> 00:14:53,959
What?
What?
350
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:56,333
I mean, you really like it?
351
00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,583
Yeah!
352
00:14:59,625 --> 00:15:03,917
You got the crazy hair
and the piercings.
353
00:15:03,959 --> 00:15:05,166
It's so in your face.
354
00:15:05,208 --> 00:15:08,250
You know, like... Boo!
355
00:15:08,291 --> 00:15:09,583
You approve of this?
356
00:15:09,625 --> 00:15:11,000
Give us a sec.
357
00:15:11,041 --> 00:15:12,415
How can you think
she looks good like that?
358
00:15:12,417 --> 00:15:13,707
I don't.
Then why did you tell her...
359
00:15:13,709 --> 00:15:15,125
She's a little teenager.
But...
360
00:15:15,166 --> 00:15:16,792
You gotta let kids
express themselves.
361
00:15:16,834 --> 00:15:18,250
I always let Carly
express herself.
362
00:15:18,291 --> 00:15:19,333
Can I interrupt?
363
00:15:19,375 --> 00:15:21,583
Not now!
Quiet, Carly.
364
00:15:21,625 --> 00:15:23,500
Look, this is just a phase.
365
00:15:23,542 --> 00:15:24,875
And what's her next phase?
366
00:15:24,917 --> 00:15:28,417
Stealing cars?
Swimming with hobos?
367
00:15:28,458 --> 00:15:30,834
I don't think
hobos enjoy swimming.
368
00:15:30,875 --> 00:15:32,667
This just proves
that you're unfit
369
00:15:32,709 --> 00:15:34,417
to take care
of my granddaughter.
370
00:15:34,458 --> 00:15:36,917
She's my little sister,
and I am very responsible,
371
00:15:36,959 --> 00:15:38,333
no matter what you say.
372
00:15:38,375 --> 00:15:40,333
I know everything
that goes on around here.
373
00:15:42,583 --> 00:15:43,709
Uh, guys?
374
00:15:43,750 --> 00:15:45,917
What?
What?
375
00:15:45,959 --> 00:15:47,291
Fire!
376
00:15:47,333 --> 00:15:49,542
Don't just yell! Do something!
377
00:16:01,291 --> 00:16:03,667
Yes, we have a kitchen fire!
378
00:16:03,709 --> 00:16:05,500
Please send help right away!
379
00:16:08,709 --> 00:16:09,792
Aaah!
380
00:16:11,333 --> 00:16:13,792
Aw!
And I just bought this broom!
381
00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:16,750
Aaah!
382
00:16:17,750 --> 00:16:19,081
Hey, don't worry,
we're just gonna go...
383
00:16:19,083 --> 00:16:20,164
Quiet! I'm saving your life!
384
00:16:20,166 --> 00:16:21,208
Aah!
385
00:16:21,250 --> 00:16:22,333
Careful with her!
386
00:16:22,375 --> 00:16:23,583
Run, old man, run!
387
00:16:23,625 --> 00:16:25,875
Aah! Aah!
388
00:16:27,542 --> 00:16:30,750
Aah!
Too many people in my lobby!
389
00:16:30,792 --> 00:16:31,959
Keep off my floor!
390
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,667
I just mopped!
391
00:16:33,709 --> 00:16:35,583
Aah!
392
00:16:36,709 --> 00:16:39,500
Just wait in the car, Mom!
393
00:16:39,542 --> 00:16:40,875
Man!
394
00:16:42,250 --> 00:16:45,291
Hey. Freddie texted me saying
you guys had a fire.
395
00:16:45,333 --> 00:16:46,959
Nice rods and rings.
396
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:48,959
If you like 'em, take 'em.
397
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:51,166
I already told my grandad
and Spencer they were fake.
398
00:16:51,208 --> 00:16:52,583
Why?
399
00:16:52,625 --> 00:16:54,039
'Cause Spencer thought
I looked good,
400
00:16:54,041 --> 00:16:55,331
then his chicken burst
into flames,
401
00:16:55,333 --> 00:16:57,458
and now I'm moving to Yakima.
402
00:17:00,041 --> 00:17:01,917
So this fire is your fault.
403
00:17:01,959 --> 00:17:04,000
Mrs. Benson, please, I...
404
00:17:04,041 --> 00:17:06,583
Because of you, I had to stop
right in the middle of rubbing
405
00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:08,625
anti-tick lotion on Freddie.
406
00:17:09,625 --> 00:17:11,625
Mom, I don't have ticks.
407
00:17:11,667 --> 00:17:12,792
They hide in your leg hair.
408
00:17:12,834 --> 00:17:14,417
I don't have leg hair!
409
00:17:14,458 --> 00:17:16,417
Which worries me deeply!
410
00:17:17,917 --> 00:17:19,458
I'm sorry.
411
00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:21,500
I was making dinner,
and it caught on fire.
412
00:17:21,542 --> 00:17:23,917
Well, you're lucky
no one got hurt.
413
00:17:29,208 --> 00:17:30,375
Anti-tick lotion?
414
00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:32,625
It's precautionary.
415
00:17:36,625 --> 00:17:39,083
You were right, okay?
416
00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:40,709
I am irresponsible.
417
00:17:40,750 --> 00:17:42,208
Carly should go live with you.
418
00:17:42,250 --> 00:17:43,709
Spencer.
419
00:17:43,750 --> 00:17:46,417
Well, I'm glad
you see it my way, Spence.
420
00:17:46,458 --> 00:17:48,959
You can come visit
any time you like.
421
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,709
All right, fire's out.
It's all clear.
422
00:17:51,750 --> 00:17:54,208
How's the damage?
Nothing too bad.
423
00:17:55,583 --> 00:17:57,041
Mmm!
424
00:17:58,375 --> 00:18:01,125
This is some good
chicken stir-fry.
425
00:18:05,792 --> 00:18:07,417
Okay.
426
00:18:07,458 --> 00:18:08,709
This is my last suitcase.
427
00:18:08,750 --> 00:18:10,834
I'm ready to ruin my life.
428
00:18:10,875 --> 00:18:12,542
Look, I know you're upset,
kiddo,
429
00:18:12,583 --> 00:18:14,625
but once you smell
that Yakima air,
430
00:18:14,667 --> 00:18:15,792
you'll feel better.
431
00:18:15,834 --> 00:18:18,250
Yes, the sweet smell of Yakima.
432
00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:22,375
Here.
What's this?
433
00:18:22,417 --> 00:18:25,583
Everything you need to know
about taking care of Carly.
434
00:18:25,625 --> 00:18:26,748
I listed all of her allergies,
435
00:18:26,750 --> 00:18:28,417
the number for poison control...
436
00:18:28,458 --> 00:18:30,500
She has allergies?
Yes.
437
00:18:30,542 --> 00:18:32,142
These are Carly's
favorite foods, drinks,
438
00:18:32,166 --> 00:18:33,625
soups, and chowders.
439
00:18:33,667 --> 00:18:35,291
Aren't soups
and chowders the same thing?
440
00:18:35,333 --> 00:18:37,291
No, there's a distinction.
441
00:18:37,333 --> 00:18:38,709
Uh, this is her
homework schedule
442
00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:40,333
and the number for a good tutor
443
00:18:40,375 --> 00:18:42,500
'cause she's been having
some trouble with science.
444
00:18:42,542 --> 00:18:45,208
Oh, and these are the vitamins
she needs to take every day.
445
00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:47,125
I only give her the ones
shaped like dinosaurs.
446
00:18:47,166 --> 00:18:48,625
Why?
447
00:18:48,667 --> 00:18:50,583
Dinosaurs are cool.
448
00:18:50,625 --> 00:18:53,166
Oh, she's really
into drinking coffee...
449
00:18:53,208 --> 00:18:54,873
But I always give her decaf
without telling her.
450
00:18:54,875 --> 00:18:56,792
What?
Nothing.
451
00:18:57,917 --> 00:18:59,542
Keep it.
452
00:19:00,542 --> 00:19:02,375
Thank you, Spencer.
453
00:19:02,417 --> 00:19:04,750
This is, uh...
454
00:19:04,792 --> 00:19:06,375
Impressive.
455
00:19:06,417 --> 00:19:08,333
Wow, thanks.
456
00:19:11,959 --> 00:19:14,250
So, this is it.
457
00:19:14,291 --> 00:19:15,917
This is it.
458
00:19:17,542 --> 00:19:19,709
Be strong, Freddie.
459
00:19:24,417 --> 00:19:27,959
So, who's gonna take the blame
460
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,289
when I put live lobsters
in the trunk
461
00:19:29,291 --> 00:19:31,166
of miss Briggs' car?
462
00:19:31,208 --> 00:19:33,750
Will you at least try
to stay out of trouble?
463
00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:36,709
Nope.
464
00:19:43,542 --> 00:19:45,583
Well, we should go.
465
00:19:45,625 --> 00:19:48,750
Long drive, lots of traffic.
466
00:19:48,792 --> 00:19:50,583
Okay, well, I guess this is...
467
00:19:50,625 --> 00:19:52,750
No!
468
00:19:53,917 --> 00:19:55,125
Freddie, let go of my legs.
469
00:19:55,166 --> 00:19:56,500
I got him.
470
00:19:58,208 --> 00:19:59,333
Sorry.
471
00:19:59,375 --> 00:20:01,667
Lost my cool for a sec there.
472
00:20:01,709 --> 00:20:03,542
You can't lose
what you never had.
473
00:20:05,291 --> 00:20:06,750
Okay. Let's go.
474
00:20:06,792 --> 00:20:08,417
Aren't you gonna say
goodbye to Spencer?
475
00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:10,417
We already did
before you came up.
476
00:20:10,458 --> 00:20:12,041
Okay then.
477
00:20:12,083 --> 00:20:13,623
Will you guys come down
to the lobby with me?
478
00:20:13,625 --> 00:20:15,417
Sure.
Of course.
479
00:20:46,125 --> 00:20:47,792
Aw, man!
480
00:20:52,333 --> 00:20:53,875
Wait!
481
00:20:59,375 --> 00:21:01,083
Hello?
482
00:21:01,125 --> 00:21:02,917
No, Freddie's not here,
Mrs. Benson.
483
00:21:02,959 --> 00:21:04,375
I don't know
when I grew leg hair!
484
00:21:04,417 --> 00:21:05,750
I gotta go!
485
00:21:07,041 --> 00:21:08,583
Wait!
486
00:21:12,333 --> 00:21:15,333
Waah! More people!
487
00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:19,417
Aaah!
488
00:21:19,458 --> 00:21:21,166
Okay, the car's right out front.
489
00:21:21,208 --> 00:21:22,581
Oh, young man, would you mind
getting the rest...
490
00:21:22,583 --> 00:21:24,417
Carly! Wait!
491
00:21:26,417 --> 00:21:27,834
You forgot this.
492
00:21:29,166 --> 00:21:30,208
What's that?
493
00:21:30,250 --> 00:21:31,959
My asthma inhaler?
494
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,959
I haven't had an asthma attack
since I was seven.
495
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:37,709
Well, yeah, but you know,
you never know.
496
00:21:38,834 --> 00:21:40,750
Why did you keep that
all these years?
497
00:21:40,792 --> 00:21:42,583
In case she needed it.
498
00:21:43,375 --> 00:21:45,291
I'm not gonna need it.
499
00:21:48,041 --> 00:21:50,250
Take it.
500
00:21:50,291 --> 00:21:52,583
Just in case.
501
00:22:04,375 --> 00:22:06,750
Nah. I'm not gonna need this.
502
00:22:06,792 --> 00:22:08,333
Look, asthma's tricky...
503
00:22:08,375 --> 00:22:10,166
I'm not gonna need this
504
00:22:10,208 --> 00:22:13,625
because I want Carly
to stay here with you.
505
00:22:13,667 --> 00:22:15,375
Are you serious?
Really?
506
00:22:18,625 --> 00:22:20,875
Thank you! Thank you so much!
507
00:22:22,667 --> 00:22:24,959
Could somebody remove
this young man from my trousers?
508
00:22:28,834 --> 00:22:30,623
Just remember,
I'll be dropping in on you guys
509
00:22:30,625 --> 00:22:31,458
from time to time.
510
00:22:31,500 --> 00:22:33,333
Please!
Anytime!
511
00:22:33,375 --> 00:22:35,206
'Cause I still think
you're a bit of a nut-bar.
512
00:22:35,208 --> 00:22:37,291
Why? 'Cause I do this?
513
00:22:39,375 --> 00:22:41,375
Don't do that.
514
00:22:41,417 --> 00:22:42,875
You do it like this.
515
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:48,750
You guys are so embarrassing.
516
00:22:50,208 --> 00:22:52,792
If you're gonna do it,
do it right.
517
00:23:14,417 --> 00:23:17,583
♪ A thousand miles oh ♪
518
00:23:17,625 --> 00:23:21,583
♪ Or a thousand kisses, yeah ♪
519
00:23:21,625 --> 00:23:25,125
♪ You still have to go ♪
520
00:23:25,166 --> 00:23:28,917
♪ And take your misses ♪
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