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♪
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Morning, Carly.
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Morning.
Hey, you know what I hate?
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Mornings?
Yeah.
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That's not your locker.
Then explain this.
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I traded it with
Arthur Gradstein.
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Why would Arthur want
your locker between
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those two big sweaty wrestlers
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who fight all the time?
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He didn't.
Which is why I gave Arthur
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Freddie's locker
and made Freddie take mine.
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I'm telling ya,
this is an illegal move!
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Yeah? But that's
different from this!
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Uh, guys, seriously...
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That's the same thing, dipwad!
Dipwad?!
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Okay, okay, time out.
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Seriously, you guys!
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You're crushing my sack lunch!
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This violates so many rules.
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Stop it, you guys.
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It hurts.
Get off! Quit it!
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Hey! They're giving away
free meat in the parking lot!
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Stop it!
Free meat?
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Protein!
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Look what they did
to my pudding cup.
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Give me your hand.
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Carly.
What?
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Jake Krandle
and Stephanie Jeffers broke up.
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They broke up?!
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Hey, is it true?
Yeah!
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They broke up last night.
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Which means that Jake Krandle
is single
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for the first time
since third grade.
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Wait. Wait.
Wait a minute!
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So we're all gonna lose
our minds
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just 'cause one of us
has a tiny chance
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to date Jake Krandle?
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That answer your question?
And shattered my ear drum.
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In five, four, three, two...
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♪
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♪ I know, you see ♪
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♪ Somehow the world
will change for me ♪
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♪ And be so wonderful ♪
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♪
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♪ Live life, breathe air ♪
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♪ I know somehow
we're gonna get there ♪
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♪ And feel so wonderful ♪
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♪
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♪ It's all for real ♪
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♪ I'm telling you
just how I feel ♪
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♪ So wake up the members
of my nation ♪
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♪ It's your time to be ♪
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♪ There's no chance
unless you take one ♪
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♪ And the time to see
the brighter side ♪
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♪ Of every situation ♪
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♪ Some things are meant to be
so give me your best ♪
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♪ And leave the rest to me ♪
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♪ Leave it all to me,
leave it all to me ♪
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♪ Just leave it all to me ♪♪
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It doesn't matter.
Yeah?
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It's more than just cool.
It's really cool.
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He can't see us.
I know. Shh.
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Okay, it's so not like me
to get all crazy
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about a hot guy
like Jake Krandle.
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But?
But, my God, he's so hot,
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I wanna bake cookies on him.
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I'd eat those cookies.
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If you like him so much,
say hi to him.
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What?! You can't just go say
hi to a guy like Jake Krandle.
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What if he says hi back?
Then what do I say?
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Just say, "I'm sorry I hit you
in the head with an apple."
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Why would I ask...
Ow!
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Carly did it.
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Um, I think you accidentally
threw this at my head.
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Yeah...
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Apples can be slippery.
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Stupid Fuji.
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Well, I should get to class.
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Wait.
Okay.
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You're Carly Shay, right?
Yeah. Yes, I am.
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How do you know my name?
From your web show, "iCarly."
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You've seen it?
Yeah, you're really good.
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It's weird, I kind of feel
like I'm talking to a celebrity.
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That's weird, 'cause I kinda
feel like I'm gonna throw up.
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For real?
No, no, it's fine.
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I meant throwing up
in the good way.
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Oh.
Right, right.
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So, we should hang out sometime.
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Something wrong?
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No, I just swallowed my gum.
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But, yeah, we should
totally hang out.
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You could come by my house
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and I'll show you where
we shoot the show.
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Oh, you shoot it at your house?
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Well, apartment.
Or I guess it's more of a loft.
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It has an elevator.
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You're really funny.
Yeah, well.
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I'll see you around.
Yes, you will.
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What did he say?
Tell me everything.
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He said we should
hang out sometime!
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Actually, I feel that teachers
should give us more homework.
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More homework
and more discipline.
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Yes.
Discipline is very important.
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I think it's a priority
in school...
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♪
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So, that's supposed
to be your body?
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Well, yeah.
You know, if I looked like this.
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It's like you're twins.
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So why no head?
That goes on later.
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Okay, you ready
to splatter paint?
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Okay.
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And... Wait.
We need music.
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Yeah, we do.
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♪
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Okay, ready? On three.
One... I can't wait!
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Like this?
Yes!
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You are the splatter master.
Cool!
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Try closing your eyes.
Incoming!
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Yes! Feel the music.
Be the paint.
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How can I be the paint?
Paint doesn't ask questions.
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Good technique.
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I got it.
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Okay.
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Oh, hi, Jake.
Jake!
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Hey, I was
in the neighborhood...
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Wait here!
Listen, if this is...
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What's going on?
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I have to make
myself attractive!
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How's it going?
Why are you here?
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Oh, I just stopped by
to see Carly.
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Okay.
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There. You've seen her.
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Now why don't you just
scurry on out of here?
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Hey, sorry about that.
No worries.
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It's okay, Carly.
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I got the situation
under control.
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I was just asking Jake...
Come in, Jake.
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I don't think it's a good idea
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to be letting this guy in...
You're the best.
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Yeah, just keep kissing
those frogs, Carly.
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This prince can wait.
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So, your older brother
is actually shaped like that?
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No, no.
He has a head.
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Hey, look, I found hot pink
and orphan blue.
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The saddest of all blues.
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Yeah, Spencer,
this is my friend Jake.
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Jake, this is my brother,
Spencer.
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Oh, how's it going... oh,
I probably shouldn't...
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Yeah, don't.
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I'm gonna take Jake upstairs
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and show him
where we shoot iCarly.
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You two going up there alone?
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Spencer.
Okay.
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But, remember,
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I could pop up there
at any moment,
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like a ninja!
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Oh.
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Uh, here, let me get you a rag.
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And as far away from him
as possible.
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A ninja!
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♪
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And the third floor.
Nice.
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It's weird, this room looks
so much bigger on the Internet.
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Yeah, the Internet
can distort room size.
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Hey, Sam's remote.
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Wow, you really do watch iCarly.
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Yeah, this controls
all the sound effects, right?
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That's it.
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Oh, do it, you know you want to.
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♪
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Sweet.
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Hey, what was the name
of that song?
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Was it, uh, "Brake Lights"
by Cuddlefish?
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Impressive, I didn't think
anybody knew that song.
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I do, that was one
of the first songs...
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Sorry.
What were you saying?
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Just that that was one
of the first songs
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I taught myself to play.
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You play guitar?
And sing a little.
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Really? 'Cause Sam and I
have been talking about
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maybe having live music
on the show.
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Would you wanna do a song?
Definitely.
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Wait, let's check and make sure
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your audience is into it.
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Well, looks like
I'm singing on iCarly.
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Ah, it fell.
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I like it better on the floor.
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♪
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Hello? Carly?
Is that you?
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Nah, Carly's upstairs getting...
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ready for the show.
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What are you doing?
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Making a plaster cast
of my head to put on top
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of my body sculpture.
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Of course you are.
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What are the tubes for?
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Well, since I'm gonna be
in here for 12 hours
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while the plaster dries,
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this tube is for breathing,
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and this tube
is for food and drink.
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Nice.
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Well, I'm gonna leave now.
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Wait! Before you go,
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would you mind pouring some
coffee down my drink hole?
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Sure, what are...
friends for?
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Okay!
That was my breathing tube!
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♪
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So. You're tall,
you're an athlete,
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every girl in school
thinks you're hot,
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and now you're a musician, too.
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I guess.
Can you fly?!
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Actually, my uncle's a pilot,
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he's been giving me
flying lessons...
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Oh, forget it!
I'll be with my tripod.
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Do you know how many kids
came up to me
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freaking out that Jake's
gonna play on the show?
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I know, it's gonna be huge.
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What?
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Would you have ever believed
that Jake Krandle
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could be in love with you?
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He's not in love with me.
Yet.
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Cinnamon buns.
Cinnamon buns.
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Cinnamon buns.
Cinnamon buns.
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Why do that?
I'm checking the microphone
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and the acoustic resonance in...
Whoops! Don't care.
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So, what time
does the show start?
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In about a half hour.
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But, listen,
since we've never done
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live music on the show before,
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Freddie wants to do
a sound check.
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So, you mind running
through a verse?
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Let's go for it.
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All right, this is a song
I wrote myself
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especially for iCarly.
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Hope you guys like it.
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♪
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♪ You're so beautiful ♪
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♪ I need the world to see ♪
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♪
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♪ You're my miracle ♪
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♪ Just take the time
that you need ♪
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♪ To breathe ♪
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How was that?
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Awesome.
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I can't wait 'til we go live.
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♪
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♪
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Freddie, did you get
a good sound level
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or do you want me to sing
another verse?
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No, no!
Please don't!
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Yeah, we go live
in about 20 minutes.
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So maybe you should go
downstairs and get changed.
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Right, I gotta go
put on my singing shirt.
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Yeah. Put that on.
Yeah, your singing shirt.
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Definitely.
You go do that.
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Later.
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♪ You're so beautiful ♪
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Well, I think we know
the results of the sound check.
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Did it sound horrible?
260
00:14:21,458 --> 00:14:23,291
Check.
261
00:14:23,333 --> 00:14:25,166
You guys, this isn't funny.
262
00:14:25,208 --> 00:14:28,709
Did you not hear him?
'Cause it was pretty funny.
263
00:14:28,750 --> 00:14:30,542
Stop it.
What are we gonna do?
264
00:14:30,583 --> 00:14:32,583
We're gonna tell him
he can't sing on the show
265
00:14:32,625 --> 00:14:34,750
'cause he sounds
like a pile of poo.
266
00:14:34,792 --> 00:14:35,875
I can't just...
267
00:14:37,959 --> 00:14:39,415
I can't just tell him
he's too poo-ish
268
00:14:39,417 --> 00:14:40,500
to sing on our show.
269
00:14:40,542 --> 00:14:42,417
Carly.
I like him,
270
00:14:42,458 --> 00:14:44,500
and I think he kind of likes me.
271
00:14:44,542 --> 00:14:46,142
And if I tell him
he's a terrible singer,
272
00:14:46,166 --> 00:14:47,667
it's gonna ruin everything.
273
00:14:47,709 --> 00:14:49,498
If you let him sing,
everybody's gonna hear it
274
00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:51,500
and viciously rip on him
for the rest of his life.
275
00:14:51,542 --> 00:14:54,250
Aw, man, what am I gonna do?
276
00:14:54,291 --> 00:14:56,041
The elevator!
277
00:14:56,083 --> 00:14:58,625
Right, we'll push him
down the elevator shaft.
278
00:14:58,667 --> 00:15:00,500
I'll do it.
279
00:15:00,542 --> 00:15:02,289
We're not gonna push
the hottest guy in Seattle
280
00:15:02,291 --> 00:15:03,792
down an elevator shaft.
281
00:15:03,834 --> 00:15:05,333
You said the elevator...
I meant
282
00:15:05,375 --> 00:15:06,957
when he gets in the elevator
to come up here,
283
00:15:06,959 --> 00:15:09,208
we kill the power
so he can't get out.
284
00:15:09,250 --> 00:15:10,957
Then he'll be stuck
there while we do the show.
285
00:15:10,959 --> 00:15:14,041
Ah! Okay.
He'll think it's an accident,
286
00:15:14,083 --> 00:15:15,665
I won't have to tell him
he's a lame singer,
287
00:15:15,667 --> 00:15:17,875
and nobody's feelings get hurt.
288
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,542
Can't we lock him
in the elevator
289
00:15:19,583 --> 00:15:21,000
and hurt his feelings?
290
00:15:21,041 --> 00:15:25,917
♪
291
00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:27,917
Yo, Jake.
Show starts in 15 minutes.
292
00:15:27,959 --> 00:15:29,834
Yeah,
you better get on up there.
293
00:15:29,875 --> 00:15:31,667
Awesome. Let's do it.
Whoa, whoa!
294
00:15:31,709 --> 00:15:33,917
Where you going there, partner?
295
00:15:33,959 --> 00:15:36,709
Just going up to do the show.
Well, don't take the stairs.
296
00:15:36,750 --> 00:15:39,375
You don't wanna get all sweaty
in your fancy singing shirt.
297
00:15:39,417 --> 00:15:40,583
No.
No.
298
00:15:40,625 --> 00:15:42,000
Right.
I'll take the elevator.
299
00:15:42,041 --> 00:15:43,208
Yes.
There you go.
300
00:15:43,250 --> 00:15:44,583
Do that.
Enjoy elevating.
301
00:15:44,625 --> 00:15:46,125
You guys aren't coming?
302
00:15:46,166 --> 00:15:49,083
We'll be up in a few minutes.
After we...
303
00:15:49,125 --> 00:15:51,792
Uh... blow our noses.
Yeah.
304
00:15:51,834 --> 00:15:54,208
Can't do a web show
with a nose full of goo.
305
00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:01,032
Where's the breaker panel?
Behind the robot painting.
306
00:16:03,041 --> 00:16:04,841
Which one's for the elevator?
The red one.
307
00:16:08,250 --> 00:16:09,750
There.
308
00:16:09,792 --> 00:16:12,417
Hey, what happened?
309
00:16:12,458 --> 00:16:15,709
Uh, I think the elevator
got stuck again!
310
00:16:15,750 --> 00:16:18,083
Yeah, it's not moving!
311
00:16:18,125 --> 00:16:20,125
Well, don't worry!
We'll get you out of there!
312
00:16:20,166 --> 00:16:21,625
Eventually!
313
00:16:27,375 --> 00:16:29,250
I got it.
314
00:16:35,875 --> 00:16:37,625
Hello?
315
00:16:39,291 --> 00:16:41,875
♪
316
00:16:41,917 --> 00:16:43,125
Hey.
Hi.
317
00:16:43,166 --> 00:16:45,709
Is Jake trapped?
Like a monkey in a box.
318
00:16:45,750 --> 00:16:47,625
Why would a monkey be in a box?
319
00:16:47,667 --> 00:16:49,917
What am I? A monkey expert?
320
00:16:49,959 --> 00:16:51,375
You just said...
How much time
321
00:16:51,417 --> 00:16:52,750
'til the show starts?
322
00:16:52,792 --> 00:16:54,583
Nine minutes, 20 seconds.
323
00:16:54,625 --> 00:16:56,583
Okay, when it gets
to the part where Jake
324
00:16:56,625 --> 00:16:58,333
was supposed to sing,
we'll just improvise
325
00:16:58,375 --> 00:16:59,540
and talk about something funny.
326
00:16:59,542 --> 00:17:01,834
Like Freddie's haircut.
327
00:17:01,875 --> 00:17:05,083
I heard that.
You were supposed to.
328
00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:07,500
Okay, when the show starts,
put the camera on me,
329
00:17:07,542 --> 00:17:08,709
and Sam will come out when...
330
00:17:08,750 --> 00:17:10,875
Hey!
I got the door up!
331
00:17:14,041 --> 00:17:15,041
Hang on.
332
00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:22,667
I'm out.
333
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:26,125
Awesome.
Yay.
334
00:17:26,166 --> 00:17:28,875
We thought you'd be
stuck in there for a while.
335
00:17:28,917 --> 00:17:30,083
Me, too.
336
00:17:30,125 --> 00:17:31,581
But I found this little
emergency trap door
337
00:17:31,583 --> 00:17:32,917
at the top of the elevator,
338
00:17:32,959 --> 00:17:34,959
climbed up,
squeezed myself through it,
339
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,208
and here I am.
340
00:17:36,250 --> 00:17:39,875
There you are.
Yay.
341
00:17:39,917 --> 00:17:42,875
So now you can be on the show.
Yeah, good thing.
342
00:17:42,917 --> 00:17:44,792
I don't wanna disappoint
my grandmother.
343
00:17:44,834 --> 00:17:46,792
Your grandmother?
Yeah.
344
00:17:46,834 --> 00:17:48,208
She's never heard me
sing before,
345
00:17:48,250 --> 00:17:50,834
so when I told her
I was gonna be on your show,
346
00:17:50,875 --> 00:17:52,540
she went out,
bought her very first computer.
347
00:17:52,542 --> 00:17:54,583
Aww.
Yeah.
348
00:17:54,625 --> 00:17:56,625
She'd been saving up
for a new foot,
349
00:17:56,667 --> 00:17:58,625
but watching me sing
was more important to her.
350
00:17:58,667 --> 00:18:00,291
Your grandmother only
has one foot?
351
00:18:00,333 --> 00:18:01,291
Uh-huh.
352
00:18:01,333 --> 00:18:03,000
What happened to the other one?
353
00:18:03,041 --> 00:18:06,083
She had this cat,
forgot to feed him.
354
00:18:06,125 --> 00:18:09,500
I don't really like
to talk about it.
355
00:18:09,542 --> 00:18:11,375
We go live in six minutes.
356
00:18:11,417 --> 00:18:13,417
Ooh, I better get set.
357
00:18:13,458 --> 00:18:18,291
Okay, we're gonna go check
the lighting in the hallway.
358
00:18:18,333 --> 00:18:20,417
Who cares about the lighting
in the...
359
00:18:22,625 --> 00:18:24,083
We can't let Jake
sing on the show!
360
00:18:24,125 --> 00:18:26,667
You want him to disappoint
Grammy One Foot?
361
00:18:26,709 --> 00:18:28,998
You want him to be humiliated
in front of the whole world?
362
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:31,250
The boy can't sing.
So?
363
00:18:31,291 --> 00:18:33,291
Half the pop stars
on the charts can't sing.
364
00:18:33,333 --> 00:18:36,250
They fix their voices
with computers or something.
365
00:18:36,291 --> 00:18:38,000
Yeah.
366
00:18:38,041 --> 00:18:39,709
Too bad we don't know
a computer geek
367
00:18:39,750 --> 00:18:42,792
that'll do anything you ask.
368
00:18:45,834 --> 00:18:47,875
No.
Can you fix his voice or not?
369
00:18:47,917 --> 00:18:50,125
Yes.
But I'm not gonna do it.
370
00:18:50,166 --> 00:18:52,250
I'm not gonna help turn
"Mr. Awesome"
371
00:18:52,291 --> 00:18:53,583
into "Mr. Totally Awesome."
372
00:18:53,625 --> 00:18:55,250
Please?
No.
373
00:18:55,291 --> 00:18:56,375
Please?
No.
374
00:18:56,417 --> 00:18:58,291
Please?
If I do, will you kiss me?
375
00:18:58,333 --> 00:18:59,625
No!
Then no.
376
00:18:59,667 --> 00:19:00,834
Oh, come on!
377
00:19:00,875 --> 00:19:02,458
I'm gonna puke
all over both of you.
378
00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:03,834
Freddie.
379
00:19:03,875 --> 00:19:05,164
Just one little kiss
on the lips.
380
00:19:05,166 --> 00:19:06,458
No.
381
00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:07,375
Cheek?
No.
382
00:19:07,417 --> 00:19:08,542
Nose?
No.
383
00:19:08,583 --> 00:19:10,500
Okay, fine I'll do it.
384
00:19:10,542 --> 00:19:13,166
Thank you.
Let's go.
385
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,792
And now...
On iCarly...
386
00:19:16,834 --> 00:19:18,540
We're gonna do something
a little special.
387
00:19:18,542 --> 00:19:21,583
Carly and I are gonna start
punching each other in the face.
388
00:19:21,625 --> 00:19:24,417
The one with the last
tooth wins.
389
00:19:24,458 --> 00:19:25,792
We're just kidding.
390
00:19:25,834 --> 00:19:27,667
What we are gonna do
is our first ever
391
00:19:27,709 --> 00:19:29,875
live music performance on
iCarly.
392
00:19:29,917 --> 00:19:31,750
Yeah, we are.
So sit back,
393
00:19:31,792 --> 00:19:32,915
keep your hands off that mouse.
394
00:19:32,917 --> 00:19:34,667
Or track pad.
And get excited
395
00:19:34,709 --> 00:19:37,125
for our special guest,
Jake Krandle.
396
00:19:41,458 --> 00:19:42,709
How you guys doing?
397
00:19:44,834 --> 00:19:47,375
This is a song called
"Whatever My Love,"
398
00:19:47,417 --> 00:19:50,375
and I'd like to dedicate this
to my grandmother.
399
00:19:50,417 --> 00:19:51,709
Keep on hopping, Grandma.
400
00:19:53,041 --> 00:19:57,000
♪
401
00:19:57,041 --> 00:19:58,291
Get ready, he's about to sing.
402
00:19:58,333 --> 00:19:59,709
I got him.
403
00:20:06,041 --> 00:20:08,959
♪ You're so beautiful ♪
404
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:13,750
♪ I need the world to see ♪
405
00:20:15,542 --> 00:20:18,792
♪ You're my miracle ♪
406
00:20:18,834 --> 00:20:22,625
♪ Just take the time
that you need ♪
407
00:20:22,667 --> 00:20:28,291
Is it working?
♪ To breathe ♪
408
00:20:28,333 --> 00:20:32,625
♪ And never
mind the things I've done ♪
409
00:20:35,041 --> 00:20:38,333
♪ You make me feel like
I'm the rising sun ♪
410
00:20:38,375 --> 00:20:42,417
Aw. Pretty.
♪ You bathe me in your light ♪
411
00:20:42,458 --> 00:20:45,542
I'm kind of thirsty.
♪ And show me it's alright ♪
412
00:20:45,583 --> 00:20:47,166
Where is my punch?
413
00:20:55,417 --> 00:20:58,583
What flavour punch did I buy?
414
00:20:58,625 --> 00:21:01,875
♪ And you'll always be ♪
415
00:21:01,917 --> 00:21:03,083
Give me that nose.
416
00:21:03,125 --> 00:21:07,083
♪ You'll always be the one ♪
417
00:21:09,250 --> 00:21:12,625
Yes! Yes!
That's my grandson!
418
00:21:12,667 --> 00:21:16,041
That's my Jakey! Yes! Yes!
419
00:21:18,250 --> 00:21:20,291
♪
420
00:21:21,625 --> 00:21:24,083
Ugh, I hate mornings.
421
00:21:24,125 --> 00:21:26,123
Why can't school start at,
like, 2:00 in the afternoon?
422
00:21:26,125 --> 00:21:29,291
And end at 2:04?
Yes.
423
00:21:29,333 --> 00:21:30,917
Someone who understands.
424
00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:34,208
Uh-oh.
425
00:21:36,917 --> 00:21:38,250
That's Jake's ex-girlfriend.
426
00:21:38,291 --> 00:21:39,875
Why is he kissing
his ex-girlfriend?
427
00:21:39,917 --> 00:21:41,583
You don't kiss your
ex-girlfriend.
428
00:21:41,625 --> 00:21:42,985
That's the whole point
of the "ex!"
429
00:21:45,500 --> 00:21:46,667
Sorry, kiddo.
430
00:21:48,750 --> 00:21:50,625
I'm gonna go talk to him.
431
00:21:50,667 --> 00:21:52,709
You want backup?
I'm good.
432
00:21:57,250 --> 00:21:58,750
Hey.
433
00:21:58,792 --> 00:22:00,625
Oh, hey, Carly.
Hey, Jake.
434
00:22:00,667 --> 00:22:03,333
You sang so awesome.
435
00:22:03,375 --> 00:22:05,291
Call me.
Or me.
436
00:22:07,792 --> 00:22:09,917
Nice.
I know.
437
00:22:09,959 --> 00:22:11,417
I've been getting that
all morning.
438
00:22:11,458 --> 00:22:13,834
Yeah, you've been having
all kinds of fun this morning.
439
00:22:15,542 --> 00:22:16,792
What do you mean?
440
00:22:16,834 --> 00:22:18,333
Well, when I walked in,
441
00:22:18,375 --> 00:22:20,959
I kind of noticed you
and Stephanie.
442
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:24,083
Oh. You saw that?
Yeah.
443
00:22:24,125 --> 00:22:26,834
Listen, I really thought
we'd broken up for good.
444
00:22:26,875 --> 00:22:29,500
But she saw me sing
on your web show,
445
00:22:29,542 --> 00:22:33,542
and then she called to tell me
how great she thought I was,
446
00:22:33,583 --> 00:22:36,750
and looks like we're
kind of back together now.
447
00:22:36,792 --> 00:22:38,959
Oh. Awesome.
448
00:22:40,709 --> 00:22:45,542
Yeah, but I guess things
happen for a reason, right?
449
00:22:45,583 --> 00:22:47,333
I'm back with Steph,
450
00:22:47,375 --> 00:22:51,083
and now I don't feel weird about
getting between you and Freddie.
451
00:22:51,125 --> 00:22:54,333
Me and Freddie?
Freddie and I aren't dating!
452
00:22:54,375 --> 00:22:56,875
Come on.
I saw you kiss his nose.
453
00:22:56,917 --> 00:22:58,875
Well, yeah,
but we're not dating.
454
00:22:58,917 --> 00:23:02,458
Let's all get to class.
455
00:23:02,500 --> 00:23:03,875
I'll see you around.
456
00:23:06,083 --> 00:23:08,750
But it was just a nose kiss!
457
00:23:08,792 --> 00:23:10,709
Aw, come on!
It was strictly nasal!
458
00:23:15,166 --> 00:23:16,542
Hi, Carly.
Hi, Sam.
459
00:23:16,583 --> 00:23:18,542
I love iCarly.
460
00:23:18,583 --> 00:23:21,291
Okay, okay, check out
what I can do with my eyes.
461
00:23:21,333 --> 00:23:29,333
♪
462
00:23:34,375 --> 00:23:36,875
Mmm!
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