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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,190 --> 00:00:11,190 Hi, Grandpa. 2 00:00:11,830 --> 00:00:15,370 Today, I want to do something really special for both my grandpas. 3 00:00:15,810 --> 00:00:17,970 I thought a family fun day would be perfect. 4 00:00:18,730 --> 00:00:22,690 I love them, but they are constantly fighting for my love and attention. 5 00:00:23,550 --> 00:00:25,010 Not that I'm mad about that. 6 00:00:25,430 --> 00:00:27,810 I kind of like all the attention I get from them. 7 00:00:28,370 --> 00:00:31,390 But lately, I've noticed them looking at me differently. 8 00:00:32,070 --> 00:00:33,270 I can't blame them. 9 00:00:33,770 --> 00:00:37,250 I know they're both pretty lonely since neither of my grandmas are around 10 00:00:37,250 --> 00:00:38,250 anymore. 11 00:00:38,379 --> 00:00:43,840 Today, I want them both to know I love them equally, and I'll do whatever it 12 00:00:43,840 --> 00:00:45,500 takes for them to realize that. 13 00:01:08,160 --> 00:01:13,500 We're planning a little family fun day. You know, you, me, Grandpa Dick, maybe 14 00:01:13,500 --> 00:01:14,500 some friends? 15 00:01:14,540 --> 00:01:16,360 Not quite as fun to be around. 16 00:01:17,440 --> 00:01:19,120 Do you need any help? 17 00:01:19,420 --> 00:01:21,380 And have you ruined the surprise? 18 00:01:21,760 --> 00:01:22,960 I don't think so. 19 00:01:24,700 --> 00:01:25,700 Hey. 20 00:01:26,100 --> 00:01:27,480 Ah, Dick. 21 00:01:28,060 --> 00:01:29,960 What are you two scheming over here? 22 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:33,740 I'm thinking of making a little family fun day party for us. 23 00:01:34,240 --> 00:01:35,240 Oh. 24 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:37,000 Okay, well. 25 00:01:40,570 --> 00:01:41,570 I mean, 26 00:01:42,390 --> 00:01:48,610 I am the fun grandpa, you know, unlike Grandpa Jack over there. 27 00:01:49,490 --> 00:01:54,470 You know, he's getting a little up there. 28 00:01:54,930 --> 00:01:58,150 Well, if you think you can help, do you want to look over the guest list with 29 00:01:58,150 --> 00:02:01,850 me? You know, I was thinking maybe we would just keep it kind of small, you 30 00:02:01,850 --> 00:02:03,650 know, friends and family. 31 00:02:04,520 --> 00:02:05,520 Be more personal. 32 00:02:06,120 --> 00:02:07,440 Are you kidding me? 33 00:02:07,780 --> 00:02:08,780 Come on. 34 00:02:09,259 --> 00:02:10,300 It's a party, right? 35 00:02:10,580 --> 00:02:13,020 Go big, okay? You gotta go big. 36 00:02:13,520 --> 00:02:14,800 Make it a night to remember. 37 00:02:17,260 --> 00:02:21,560 Okay, well, both of these are good ideas. I'll consider them both, but for 38 00:02:21,660 --> 00:02:23,200 I need some quiet and official planning. 39 00:02:24,680 --> 00:02:29,040 Tell you what, why don't we get some coffee? My favorite, but I need a break. 40 00:02:31,200 --> 00:02:32,200 Coffee? 41 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:33,400 Really? Come on. 42 00:02:34,270 --> 00:02:35,270 Let's get you a snack. 43 00:02:35,870 --> 00:02:37,850 Okay? Let's get you a snack. 44 00:02:38,570 --> 00:02:39,570 Okay. 45 00:02:39,810 --> 00:02:44,650 Okay. Why don't I get my own coffee and you guys can sit tight and we'll see you 46 00:02:44,650 --> 00:02:45,650 later. 47 00:02:54,350 --> 00:02:58,710 Well, my granddaughter kind of knows me quite well. Young woman, isn't she? 48 00:02:59,670 --> 00:03:00,770 You know what I'm talking about. 49 00:03:01,790 --> 00:03:02,689 I don't know. 50 00:03:02,690 --> 00:03:03,690 I don't know. 51 00:03:03,790 --> 00:03:10,790 If your son has told her that 52 00:03:10,790 --> 00:03:11,790 she's adopted. 53 00:03:12,830 --> 00:03:14,470 Not that I know of. Is it your daughter? 54 00:03:15,990 --> 00:03:22,730 Look, if your son has not told her by now that she's adopted, I'm sure that 55 00:03:22,730 --> 00:03:23,970 my daughter has. 56 00:03:24,970 --> 00:03:26,550 God, why you ask? 57 00:03:27,150 --> 00:03:28,150 Come on. 58 00:03:28,270 --> 00:03:31,150 Jack, come on. The way you look at her. 59 00:03:31,790 --> 00:03:33,090 Don't tell me you never. 60 00:03:35,060 --> 00:03:36,060 What? 61 00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:38,200 No! 62 00:03:43,380 --> 00:03:46,100 Yeah, exactly. 63 00:03:48,500 --> 00:03:52,720 I mean, not like, you know, years ago, but now it's a little different. You 64 00:03:52,720 --> 00:03:53,780 know, she's all grown up now. 65 00:03:54,820 --> 00:03:55,820 Mm -hmm. 66 00:03:56,340 --> 00:03:59,480 I'm sent to a little competition here. 67 00:04:00,380 --> 00:04:02,220 Well, look. 68 00:04:05,610 --> 00:04:06,610 Now, do you? 69 00:04:06,950 --> 00:04:10,070 It's just like I'm just going to outclass you. 70 00:04:10,450 --> 00:04:11,450 Okay? 71 00:04:12,450 --> 00:04:16,190 So, yeah, this has a little bit of competition. 72 00:04:16,430 --> 00:04:17,550 That's what I'm putting out there. 73 00:04:17,790 --> 00:04:19,110 All right. So what? 74 00:04:19,630 --> 00:04:25,810 First one to get her to go to first base means buffet Sunday at the church. 75 00:04:26,110 --> 00:04:28,910 Okay. Early bird special? Yeah, maybe Sunday's best. 76 00:04:29,170 --> 00:04:31,310 We'll see you there. Now that was a deal. 77 00:04:31,790 --> 00:04:33,190 Why don't you go see what she's doing? 78 00:04:37,800 --> 00:04:39,920 the easiest free blog that I've ever made. 79 00:05:05,930 --> 00:05:07,570 I've got some more stuff for you. Oh, thank you. 80 00:05:07,970 --> 00:05:09,550 Yeah, can I give you a hand with anything? 81 00:05:10,010 --> 00:05:11,330 Sure, will you hold me with these pillows? 82 00:05:11,570 --> 00:05:12,590 Oh, thank God. 83 00:05:17,510 --> 00:05:18,590 Hold on. 84 00:05:26,350 --> 00:05:30,050 Let's get this one right. That one goes back there, sweetheart. Way back there. 85 00:05:39,760 --> 00:05:40,760 That's good. Yeah. 86 00:05:40,880 --> 00:05:41,819 Well, come here. 87 00:05:41,820 --> 00:05:42,820 Sit. 88 00:05:43,240 --> 00:05:44,240 Grab a seat. Grab a seat. 89 00:05:45,780 --> 00:05:47,060 Oh, you're working so hard. 90 00:05:48,200 --> 00:05:51,140 I think we're going to have fun, though. Yeah, you know. You're exhausted. 91 00:05:51,280 --> 00:05:52,280 You're tired. 92 00:05:52,500 --> 00:05:55,540 You want to come here? Let me rub those feet of yours again. 93 00:05:56,300 --> 00:05:57,300 Oh. 94 00:05:57,420 --> 00:06:01,340 Yeah? Oh, that feels nice. Thank you. Yeah, you like that? I like Grandpa. 95 00:06:01,620 --> 00:06:02,620 He'll help you out here. 96 00:06:02,780 --> 00:06:05,200 You're so good to me. You work so hard, darling. 97 00:06:06,260 --> 00:06:08,980 I think it's going to be a good party. 98 00:06:09,390 --> 00:06:11,750 Yeah, I think it's straightened up to look pretty decent so far. 99 00:06:12,830 --> 00:06:14,310 Yeah, I think we're going to have a good time. 100 00:06:16,050 --> 00:06:17,050 How does that feel? 101 00:06:17,170 --> 00:06:18,230 That feels really nice. 102 00:06:18,510 --> 00:06:19,510 That feels nice. 103 00:06:19,730 --> 00:06:20,730 Yeah. 104 00:06:23,750 --> 00:06:26,170 Oh, what's going on here? 105 00:06:26,670 --> 00:06:27,830 Oh. Hi, Chris. I'm Dick. 106 00:06:28,470 --> 00:06:29,930 Dick. Well, what do you think? 107 00:06:32,170 --> 00:06:33,170 Elegant? 108 00:06:33,230 --> 00:06:36,170 Sophisticated? We're all ready for a party, aren't we? Yeah, horse shit. 109 00:06:37,550 --> 00:06:38,870 Don't you let our girl do her thing. 110 00:06:39,240 --> 00:06:40,240 Okay? 111 00:06:40,660 --> 00:06:42,260 You old fucking vulture. 112 00:06:42,900 --> 00:06:44,720 You don't know what the hell you're talking about. 113 00:06:46,100 --> 00:06:47,460 Oh, that's so nice. 114 00:06:48,120 --> 00:06:51,040 You know, you haven't been the same since your stroke last summer. You know, 115 00:06:51,040 --> 00:06:54,380 surprised you remember I had a stroke last summer. What, is that another 116 00:06:54,380 --> 00:06:55,380 dementia joke? 117 00:06:55,500 --> 00:06:56,940 Oh, my God, enough! 118 00:06:57,180 --> 00:07:00,260 Yeah, well, you know what? I'll tell you. How's your knees doing? Are you 119 00:07:00,260 --> 00:07:03,420 to walk up all the way up to the top of the stairs in the big boy's plane? Fine, 120 00:07:03,480 --> 00:07:05,940 I'm doing my operation. Okay, enough, enough. 121 00:07:07,630 --> 00:07:09,090 together sometime. Oh, yeah. 122 00:07:09,390 --> 00:07:13,090 Come on. Why don't you just both... Help me. 123 00:07:13,410 --> 00:07:15,010 We can work together. 124 00:07:15,290 --> 00:07:16,730 Oh, God. That's so good. 125 00:07:17,310 --> 00:07:19,170 Come on. 126 00:07:19,490 --> 00:07:22,310 Anything you say. Whatever you want. Thank you. Anything. 127 00:07:22,530 --> 00:07:23,530 Shortcake. 128 00:07:24,090 --> 00:07:25,450 That's so good. Okay. 129 00:07:25,690 --> 00:07:32,270 I'm going to go grab the lemonade and the... Yeah. Okay. Yeah. You guys just 130 00:07:32,270 --> 00:07:33,410 work together. Help me out here. 131 00:07:36,720 --> 00:07:37,479 How is that? 132 00:07:37,480 --> 00:07:40,700 What? Are you just going to come barging in every time I'm trying to get 133 00:07:40,700 --> 00:07:42,580 somewhere? Uh, yeah. 134 00:07:43,440 --> 00:07:47,640 I mean, if that's the way it's going to be. I mean, that is the way it's going 135 00:07:47,640 --> 00:07:48,780 to be. I'm not cheating. 136 00:07:49,100 --> 00:07:51,620 That's not cheating. How do you think? Good for sportsmanship. 137 00:07:51,920 --> 00:07:53,480 Yeah, not good for sportsmanship. You've been the leader. 138 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:55,680 Well, you know what? My name is Dick. 139 00:07:56,020 --> 00:07:58,100 Okay, so get used to it. God damn it. 140 00:08:12,880 --> 00:08:13,880 Thank you. 141 00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:05,860 You want to ask me what I want for Pop -Pops Day? 142 00:09:35,890 --> 00:09:37,470 show you just a little bit. 143 00:10:07,120 --> 00:10:09,480 Oh, hi, Grandpa. Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey. 144 00:10:09,740 --> 00:10:12,060 Sorry I'm running late, but I'll be out in a second. 145 00:10:12,260 --> 00:10:13,280 Do you want to come in? 146 00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:14,880 Absolutely. You good? 147 00:10:15,120 --> 00:10:16,440 Yeah. Okay. 148 00:10:16,840 --> 00:10:17,840 Hey, look. 149 00:10:20,020 --> 00:10:21,460 Why don't we sit down? Okay. 150 00:10:22,640 --> 00:10:26,820 So, I just wanted to kind of bring something up that's been on my mind. 151 00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:28,060 Yeah? 152 00:10:28,280 --> 00:10:33,440 So, you notice that, like, you know, your Grandpa Jack's been... 153 00:10:34,790 --> 00:10:36,230 Kind of being a little different lately. 154 00:10:36,510 --> 00:10:43,210 I mean, have you noticed that? I mean, it seems like he's kind of hovering 155 00:10:43,210 --> 00:10:45,970 around you, kind of getting a little weird. 156 00:10:46,710 --> 00:10:52,430 I mean, when you were little, I mean, we'd bounce you on our knees and 157 00:10:52,430 --> 00:10:55,470 everything. But, I mean, come on. He's, like, giving you a foot rub now? 158 00:10:56,170 --> 00:11:00,570 I guess I have kind of noticed that he's been looking at me a little bit 159 00:11:00,570 --> 00:11:06,520 differently and, like, When I walk by, he kind of does this, like, cross -hunch 160 00:11:06,520 --> 00:11:07,520 thing. 161 00:11:07,720 --> 00:11:11,040 I don't know if he has, like, a stomachache going on. 162 00:11:11,240 --> 00:11:15,580 Well, I mean, honestly, it's like you and I, like, we have a little bit of a 163 00:11:15,580 --> 00:11:18,840 different relationship. I mean, ever since the car accident. 164 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:25,660 Yeah, I mean, your dentures fell in my mouth. Well, I mean, you saved my life. 165 00:11:25,660 --> 00:11:28,720 mean, you gave me CPR. You gave me mouth -to -mouth. I mean, it was kind of 166 00:11:28,720 --> 00:11:31,340 weird that, like, you know, I woke up coming back from the light. 167 00:11:31,980 --> 00:11:34,840 There's your lips on my mouth. It was a little weird. 168 00:11:36,620 --> 00:11:39,600 Yeah. By the way, you should probably clean your dentures a little bit more. 169 00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:40,600 They're stinky. 170 00:11:40,640 --> 00:11:43,680 I sometimes forget to take them out at night. I'm sorry. 171 00:11:43,880 --> 00:11:49,080 You weren't expecting to die. But I mean, you know, it's, you know, we have 172 00:11:49,080 --> 00:11:52,740 a little, I just wanted to make sure that like, you know, Grandpa Jack isn't 173 00:11:52,740 --> 00:11:57,280 getting a little too, making you feel a little, you know. 174 00:11:58,840 --> 00:12:01,100 Uncomfortable. Get a little Freudian. 175 00:12:01,620 --> 00:12:03,440 What the hell is going on in here? 176 00:12:03,880 --> 00:12:06,860 I can see what you're doing. You're trying to turn me against one. 177 00:12:07,080 --> 00:12:08,140 What are you talking about? 178 00:12:08,700 --> 00:12:11,900 It's just Claire's day. I was walking down the hallway. What are you talking 179 00:12:11,900 --> 00:12:15,700 about? Oh, come on, Jack. Where are you talking? Get the hell out of here. 180 00:12:15,840 --> 00:12:19,800 You're accusing me of all kinds of things. I'm not accusing you of nothing 181 00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:20,800 you're not doing. 182 00:12:20,860 --> 00:12:24,320 You're trying to fill Lana's head up with all kinds of crazy ideas like I'm 183 00:12:24,320 --> 00:12:25,299 trying to be inappropriate. 184 00:12:25,300 --> 00:12:26,300 Oh, come on. 185 00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:28,700 You are being inappropriate. 186 00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:34,760 You're over here. What do I have to do to get you guys to get along? 187 00:12:35,840 --> 00:12:38,040 Come on. You're like animals. 188 00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:41,160 Hey, Lana. 189 00:12:42,440 --> 00:12:44,940 I suppose there's something we ought to tell you. 190 00:12:46,420 --> 00:12:47,880 Okay. What? 191 00:12:49,980 --> 00:12:55,460 Sure. Yeah, I mean... What? 192 00:12:57,560 --> 00:13:03,080 Well, Dick and I kind of had a little friendly wager, a little bet. 193 00:13:05,020 --> 00:13:08,900 You both have a gambling addiction. We don't need to be doing this. What was it 194 00:13:08,900 --> 00:13:09,859 about? 195 00:13:09,860 --> 00:13:13,100 No, no, no, no. It has nothing to do with a 401k that I lost, okay? It has 196 00:13:13,100 --> 00:13:14,760 nothing to do with that. You gambled away. 197 00:13:15,020 --> 00:13:16,020 Yeah. 198 00:13:16,160 --> 00:13:17,160 Okay, 199 00:13:17,240 --> 00:13:18,360 what was it about? 200 00:13:18,880 --> 00:13:19,900 Damn Native Americans. 201 00:13:20,340 --> 00:13:21,340 But anyway. 202 00:13:21,860 --> 00:13:22,860 What was it about? 203 00:13:23,620 --> 00:13:24,620 Well, kind of. 204 00:13:24,860 --> 00:13:26,060 You know what? Why don't you? 205 00:13:26,860 --> 00:13:27,980 Why don't you sit down? 206 00:13:28,380 --> 00:13:31,120 I don't want to sit down. I want to know what the hell you guys made a bet 207 00:13:31,120 --> 00:13:32,360 about. Sure, Kate, sit. 208 00:13:32,820 --> 00:13:33,820 Oh, fine. 209 00:13:35,220 --> 00:13:36,860 All right, spit it out. 210 00:13:38,240 --> 00:13:43,140 Dick and I had a little wager, a little friendly bet amongst each other. You 211 00:13:43,140 --> 00:13:47,680 know, it's been quite a while since we've been in the company of a woman. 212 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:49,400 We've been a little lonely. 213 00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:52,140 So we made a bet. 214 00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:53,360 A couple of years for me. 215 00:13:54,760 --> 00:13:56,640 We're fighting for your attention, essentially. 216 00:13:57,300 --> 00:14:02,040 Seeing which one of us could... I don't know how to put this. Oh, my God! You 217 00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:06,820 guys had a bet on fucking me? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. We just made 218 00:14:06,820 --> 00:14:11,760 bet that we would, you know... It's just a first base. I mean, you can't do... 219 00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:16,240 It's at this age, honey, and, you know, it's been so long. You know, like... 220 00:14:16,240 --> 00:14:20,760 Like, your grandmother's been gone from... Like, I've been so alone for 221 00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:21,760 long time. 222 00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:26,080 It's a stupid bunch of... A couple of old perverts, you know. That's harmless, 223 00:14:26,140 --> 00:14:27,140 sweetheart. Sorry. 224 00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:28,640 Oh, you pieces of shit. 225 00:14:28,940 --> 00:14:31,360 Oh, I... Okay, no. Okay, you know what? Fine. 226 00:14:32,380 --> 00:14:33,380 What? 227 00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:37,380 We have 45 minutes until the guests come, and I really need to fucking come. 228 00:14:37,660 --> 00:14:43,900 What? So, I'm going to give you guys a little Grandpa Day present, and you guys 229 00:14:43,900 --> 00:14:45,920 and me can come. And we're going to fuck, okay? 230 00:14:54,540 --> 00:14:55,540 Come on, Dick. 231 00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:57,400 Okay. 232 00:14:58,900 --> 00:15:02,320 Come on, Dick. Come on. Come here. 233 00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:33,630 But I got to say, I got better dentures now. 234 00:15:33,850 --> 00:15:34,850 Oh, God. 235 00:15:37,830 --> 00:15:39,650 Not to pose like you've been cheating either. 236 00:15:40,630 --> 00:15:43,430 Well, I mean, I am a widower. 237 00:15:44,590 --> 00:15:46,010 Come on. I need to come now. 238 00:15:46,210 --> 00:15:48,890 Well, you know what? I've already had those lips. I want those lips. 239 00:15:49,990 --> 00:15:53,670 Why don't you let me get the weight for you. 240 00:15:54,010 --> 00:15:55,010 Yeah. 241 00:16:18,770 --> 00:16:22,570 Oh, my God. 242 00:16:57,370 --> 00:17:00,670 Oh. Oh. 243 00:17:01,030 --> 00:17:02,430 Oh. 244 00:17:03,450 --> 00:17:04,450 Oh. 245 00:17:04,770 --> 00:17:05,749 Oh. 246 00:17:05,750 --> 00:17:06,750 Oh. 247 00:17:08,190 --> 00:17:09,190 Oh. 248 00:17:36,569 --> 00:17:39,370 Oh fuck. 249 00:17:57,900 --> 00:17:58,739 Oh, yeah. 250 00:17:58,740 --> 00:17:59,740 There you go. 251 00:18:00,860 --> 00:18:01,860 There you go. 252 00:18:02,220 --> 00:18:03,220 There you go. 253 00:18:35,860 --> 00:18:38,780 This is so better than grandma's gummy boogers. 254 00:19:06,970 --> 00:19:10,110 Oh, fuck, this is so good. 255 00:19:11,010 --> 00:19:15,770 Oh, yes, fuck. 256 00:19:16,510 --> 00:19:17,510 Oh, 257 00:19:19,230 --> 00:19:21,390 fuck, yes, yes. 258 00:19:22,550 --> 00:19:23,590 Oh, 259 00:19:24,630 --> 00:19:25,630 fuck. 260 00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:38,380 Oh my God. 261 00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:42,940 I need a coffee now. 262 00:19:45,740 --> 00:19:50,180 Turn around, sweetheart. 263 00:19:58,830 --> 00:20:00,110 Oh, wait. 264 00:20:00,970 --> 00:20:02,810 Oh, there you go. 265 00:20:03,770 --> 00:20:04,770 Oh, 266 00:20:08,230 --> 00:20:08,989 yeah. 267 00:20:08,990 --> 00:20:09,990 Oh, 268 00:20:11,990 --> 00:20:16,290 geez. 269 00:20:17,090 --> 00:20:18,590 Oh, yeah. 270 00:20:19,430 --> 00:20:20,950 Oh, fuck. 271 00:20:36,100 --> 00:20:40,120 Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, that's so fucking good. 272 00:20:46,540 --> 00:20:50,800 Oh, yes. 273 00:20:57,830 --> 00:21:00,010 Oh. Oh. 274 00:21:00,970 --> 00:21:02,230 Oh. 275 00:21:05,190 --> 00:21:06,590 Oh. 276 00:21:36,620 --> 00:21:40,800 Oh, my God. 277 00:21:45,340 --> 00:21:47,180 He's fucking perfect. 278 00:21:55,020 --> 00:21:58,380 Have a heart attack, right? No, no, no, no, no. Just making sure I'm in the 279 00:21:58,380 --> 00:21:59,980 will? You got the golf cart? 280 00:22:00,260 --> 00:22:01,260 Oh, yeah, no, don't worry. 281 00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:04,120 You're in the will. 282 00:22:23,770 --> 00:22:25,210 God, do it again. Do it again. 283 00:22:26,050 --> 00:22:27,190 Do it again. Do it again. Yeah? 284 00:22:27,710 --> 00:22:28,710 Okay. Okay. 285 00:22:28,910 --> 00:22:32,570 Okay. How bad do you want to be in the world, huh? How bad do you want me to be 286 00:22:32,570 --> 00:22:36,090 in my world? I want that stupid fucking golf cart. Yeah, you do. Yeah. 287 00:22:36,730 --> 00:22:39,130 I want my house in the keys, too, huh? Yeah. 288 00:22:39,450 --> 00:22:40,450 Yeah. 289 00:22:40,590 --> 00:22:41,690 I'm going to turn around here. 290 00:22:42,010 --> 00:22:44,710 I'm going to throw that pussy on the mic. I might actually do it. 291 00:22:45,290 --> 00:22:46,410 Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. 292 00:22:56,590 --> 00:22:58,570 Oh, I forget how experienced you guys are. 293 00:22:59,150 --> 00:23:01,390 Oh, my God. 294 00:23:02,270 --> 00:23:03,590 Oh, my God. 295 00:23:04,950 --> 00:23:05,950 Oh, 296 00:23:09,570 --> 00:23:13,470 fuck, yes. Oh, my God, right there. 297 00:23:14,050 --> 00:23:15,050 Oh, my God. 298 00:23:15,150 --> 00:23:16,570 Oh, don't fucking stop. 299 00:23:16,850 --> 00:23:18,470 Don't fucking stop. That's the fuck. 300 00:23:18,730 --> 00:23:20,630 Oh, my God. 301 00:23:26,540 --> 00:23:27,540 You tell me when. 302 00:23:29,020 --> 00:23:30,020 Right now? 303 00:23:31,180 --> 00:23:32,180 Yeah. 304 00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:33,800 Grandpa, I'm coming. 305 00:23:34,460 --> 00:23:36,320 Grandpa, I'm fucking coming. 306 00:23:59,389 --> 00:24:04,530 Oh, my God. 307 00:24:10,370 --> 00:24:11,370 Oh, 308 00:24:13,330 --> 00:24:20,090 fucking... Put those on. 309 00:24:20,290 --> 00:24:21,830 Put those on. There you go. 310 00:24:22,230 --> 00:24:23,270 Almost there. 311 00:24:23,939 --> 00:24:24,939 Yeah, doesn't it? 312 00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:25,960 Yes. 313 00:24:26,780 --> 00:24:27,780 Wow, 314 00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:30,400 you can't see for shit. 315 00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:32,160 Oh, yeah. 316 00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:34,760 Oh, that's it. 317 00:24:36,100 --> 00:24:39,460 Oh, my God, yes. 318 00:24:41,120 --> 00:24:43,880 Did my tights remind you of those hookers from the 70s? 319 00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:46,380 Kind of what I was going for. It reminds me of war. 320 00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:50,600 I don't know who you went to the war with. 321 00:25:09,140 --> 00:25:11,820 I can't. 322 00:25:12,060 --> 00:25:14,460 I can't ground it. 323 00:25:18,900 --> 00:25:20,240 Switch. 324 00:25:22,330 --> 00:25:23,330 Come. 325 00:25:23,990 --> 00:25:28,430 Come here. 326 00:26:10,379 --> 00:26:11,920 Oh, you're both a huge one. 327 00:26:12,500 --> 00:26:13,620 I'm going to go to your doctor. 328 00:26:28,590 --> 00:26:29,690 You two are going to get this checked. 329 00:26:29,890 --> 00:26:31,110 Oh, my 330 00:26:31,110 --> 00:26:47,810 God. 331 00:26:48,650 --> 00:26:53,090 Are you going to come with Grandpa, Jack? Or are you just going to come with 332 00:26:53,090 --> 00:26:54,090 Grandpa, Jack? 333 00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:07,220 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 334 00:27:08,900 --> 00:27:10,060 Oh, we're going to go. 335 00:27:34,030 --> 00:27:35,030 Yeah. 336 00:27:36,870 --> 00:27:37,870 Squat. 337 00:27:38,210 --> 00:27:44,190 Break a hip, honey. 338 00:27:44,710 --> 00:27:45,710 Come on. 339 00:27:51,410 --> 00:27:52,410 Squat. 340 00:28:19,630 --> 00:28:20,270 Oh, my 341 00:28:20,270 --> 00:28:32,990 God. 342 00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:35,760 I'm gonna rock you. 343 00:28:37,940 --> 00:28:43,140 Oh, fuck. Yes, yes, yes. 344 00:28:44,820 --> 00:28:45,820 Oh, 345 00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:49,560 fuck. 346 00:29:07,850 --> 00:29:08,850 Oh, shit. 347 00:29:22,130 --> 00:29:25,530 Get it in there for yourself, because I want her for a minute. 348 00:30:32,100 --> 00:30:34,620 Whatever you do, do not tell my dog. 349 00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:38,160 But you can tell my dog. 350 00:30:47,380 --> 00:30:49,040 Switch? No, 351 00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:51,560 I want you both right here. 352 00:30:52,060 --> 00:30:53,060 Right now. 353 00:31:23,789 --> 00:31:26,590 Thank you. 354 00:32:03,979 --> 00:32:05,900 Keep that thing right over your mind, honey. 355 00:32:08,580 --> 00:32:09,580 Smack it. 356 00:32:11,020 --> 00:32:12,540 I got data for you. 357 00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:20,320 Move it back and forth. 358 00:32:35,249 --> 00:32:38,690 Call everybody and fucking just fucking cancel this fucking call. Yeah, fuck 359 00:32:38,690 --> 00:32:42,030 this fucking call. Get your fucking knees back up. I'm fucking from behind 360 00:32:42,250 --> 00:32:43,250 Yeah. 361 00:32:45,290 --> 00:32:46,850 Back that ass up. 362 00:32:47,090 --> 00:32:48,730 Back that ass up right to me. 363 00:32:49,130 --> 00:32:50,290 Right to me, right to me. 364 00:32:50,990 --> 00:32:51,990 Yeah, here we go. 365 00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:58,160 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 366 00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:44,819 Oh, fuck. 367 00:33:44,820 --> 00:33:45,820 Oh, 368 00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:53,340 fuck. Yes, yes, yes, yes. 369 00:34:00,380 --> 00:34:01,380 Fuck. 370 00:34:22,889 --> 00:34:26,830 Don't you fucking tighten up on me. Oh, my God, you little fucking slut. 371 00:34:27,030 --> 00:34:29,290 Oh, I knew you were a fucking jerk. 372 00:34:29,710 --> 00:34:32,929 All those years I fucking knew you. 373 00:34:33,230 --> 00:34:34,230 Huh? Huh, 374 00:34:35,230 --> 00:34:36,230 Grandpa Jack, huh? 375 00:34:36,530 --> 00:34:39,250 You knew all those years she was gonna be this fucking good. 376 00:35:03,710 --> 00:35:05,070 Oh, fuck. 377 00:35:35,799 --> 00:35:38,600 Fuck you. 378 00:35:38,900 --> 00:35:41,940 Fuck you. Fuck 379 00:35:41,940 --> 00:35:46,000 you. 380 00:36:25,950 --> 00:36:28,050 Oh, your hips hurt. 381 00:36:28,390 --> 00:36:30,090 Can I get your hip up real quick? 382 00:36:35,170 --> 00:36:36,170 Aw, 383 00:36:42,010 --> 00:36:44,910 thank you. I got shit hips and shit knees over here. 384 00:36:46,010 --> 00:36:47,430 Nobody's going on a hike with me. 385 00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:12,040 Yes. 386 00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:14,160 Yes. 387 00:37:16,420 --> 00:37:18,500 Yes. Yes. Yes. 388 00:37:42,999 --> 00:37:47,940 Oh, my God, yes. Fuck, don't stop. Don't stop. I'm going to cum. 389 00:37:49,580 --> 00:37:51,140 That's it. That's it. Make her fucking cum. 390 00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:53,860 Come on, Jack. Fucking do it. 391 00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:57,440 Fuck, 392 00:37:58,240 --> 00:37:59,400 yes. Fuck. 393 00:38:15,220 --> 00:38:18,340 yes yes yes yes yes yes yes 394 00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:47,160 I just want to see the part of your ass. 395 00:38:47,660 --> 00:38:49,920 There we go. 396 00:38:50,900 --> 00:38:52,640 One leg under. One leg under. 397 00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:55,020 No, no, no. One leg under. There you go. 398 00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:56,320 One leg. 399 00:39:07,710 --> 00:39:11,990 You guys did this in the war too? 400 00:39:13,310 --> 00:39:15,430 Yeah, but there weren't very many girls around 401 00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:43,920 Oh, 402 00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:48,040 yeah. 403 00:40:05,009 --> 00:40:07,750 Fuck it, let's hit you, you little fucking pervert. 404 00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:34,880 How can you get a girl's panties? 405 00:40:35,180 --> 00:40:37,340 They didn't look like that. 406 00:40:38,700 --> 00:40:39,720 Was it 93? 407 00:40:41,240 --> 00:40:42,700 No, that was in the 20s. 408 00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:46,840 That was back in the 1900s. 409 00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:03,400 Come here. Come on, eat my pussy. I want to come again. 410 00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:05,580 Right here. 411 00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:06,800 Right here. 412 00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:08,500 We're being fucking perfect. 413 00:41:08,820 --> 00:41:09,820 This is large. 414 00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:14,120 Here we go. Why don't you hold your head up? 415 00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:15,680 Hold your side. 416 00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:19,060 You know what? You know what? Give me. Hold my neck. 417 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:20,999 Hold my neck. 418 00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:22,000 There we go. 419 00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:24,440 Yeah. 420 00:41:25,060 --> 00:41:26,820 Here. I'll do it right for you. 421 00:41:27,060 --> 00:41:28,060 Yeah. 422 00:41:35,100 --> 00:41:36,100 Oh, 423 00:41:37,300 --> 00:41:38,300 fuck. 424 00:41:40,340 --> 00:41:42,480 Did you take out your dentures for that? 425 00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:47,460 Oh, fuck. 426 00:41:59,150 --> 00:42:00,150 Okay, I'm going to go. 427 00:42:03,450 --> 00:42:04,450 Yes, you can. 428 00:42:33,550 --> 00:42:34,990 Oh, my 429 00:42:34,990 --> 00:42:48,470 God. 430 00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:09,760 Fuck. Fuck. 431 00:43:39,080 --> 00:43:40,080 Thank you. 432 00:44:39,940 --> 00:44:42,840 Oh, yeah. Oh, 433 00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:57,160 yeah. 434 00:44:57,260 --> 00:44:58,540 Oh, yeah. 435 00:45:25,299 --> 00:45:27,920 Come on, she'll kick as fast as you can go. Come on, here you go. 436 00:45:37,320 --> 00:45:38,320 Keep going, keep going, keep going. 437 00:45:39,260 --> 00:45:40,800 Oh, yeah, that's it. 438 00:45:42,460 --> 00:45:43,800 Oh, fuck. 439 00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:52,399 That's it. 440 00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:53,500 All the way down, all the way down. 441 00:45:53,980 --> 00:45:54,980 Here you go, here you go. 442 00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:57,900 Oh, that's it. Keep going, keep going. Chew it like that. 443 00:45:58,560 --> 00:45:59,560 Oh, yeah. 444 00:46:00,020 --> 00:46:01,180 Loosen up, loosen up, loosen up. 445 00:46:01,660 --> 00:46:02,660 Oh. 446 00:46:03,180 --> 00:46:04,180 Oh. 447 00:46:24,029 --> 00:46:25,490 Oh, fuck yeah. 448 00:46:26,170 --> 00:46:27,350 Oh, yeah. 449 00:46:28,090 --> 00:46:29,750 Oh, fuck yeah. 450 00:46:30,670 --> 00:46:31,930 Oh, yeah. 451 00:46:33,070 --> 00:46:34,070 Oh, 452 00:46:35,650 --> 00:46:39,350 fuck yeah. 453 00:46:43,240 --> 00:46:44,240 Yeah. 454 00:47:42,570 --> 00:47:43,570 Oh my God, yeah. 455 00:47:44,310 --> 00:47:50,010 Oh my 456 00:47:50,010 --> 00:47:56,690 God, yeah. 457 00:47:57,470 --> 00:48:01,450 Oh yeah. 458 00:48:02,030 --> 00:48:03,050 Yeah, that's it. 459 00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:32,560 thought your guys' dicks were just gonna cough up dust, but... That was really 460 00:48:32,560 --> 00:48:33,600 good family fun time. 461 00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:36,520 I love bonding with you. 462 00:48:37,160 --> 00:48:38,260 Oh, sweetheart. 463 00:48:38,540 --> 00:48:40,040 Can you get me the heating pad, honey? 464 00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:43,400 Oh, yeah, you guys think you can finally fucking get along now? 465 00:48:44,120 --> 00:48:46,180 Can you get me the heating pad? 466 00:48:46,420 --> 00:48:47,620 Yeah, I think it's hit the wall again. 467 00:48:48,700 --> 00:48:51,940 But, you know... Hey, pumpkin. 468 00:48:52,260 --> 00:48:53,260 Huh? 469 00:48:56,650 --> 00:48:58,510 Yeah, best granddad's day ever. Thank you. 470 00:49:01,690 --> 00:49:02,890 There's your trophy. 471 00:49:07,510 --> 00:49:09,130 You fucking pervert. 30802

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