All language subtitles for VX Rocky XXX A Parody

Don't have a time

I'm giving you a chance to be world
champion.

Don't you know what kind of opportunity
this is?

Who's going to be my manager? You? I
don't need you.

I think you can beat him.

Rocky, I love you.

If you don't knock him out, you ain't
going to win.

Go on your path.

Hey, yo, Mick. What?

No more locker for me.

Where am I going to put my clothes?

Shove them up your ass, for all I care.
Your head's already up there.

Lockers are for winners.

You trying to say I ain't got what it
takes no more?

No, you stupid dago. I'm saying you
ain't got no heart.

You could have been somebody.

You're spending too much time with that
loan shark, breaking people's leg.

Yeah, well, it's a living.

Not in this, Gemini.

Well, look.

I'm fighting Killer Kravinsky tonight.
You should come by.

He's been washed up for five years, and
you still ain't got no chance.

How about I knock him out in three? How
about he don't kill you in two?

Look, son, you got all the talent, but
you lack heart.

And that'll put you on your back every
time.

Yeah, well, the view ain't so bad from
down there.

Get out of my gym and take your loser
attitude with you. I want real fighters

this gym. Now get the hell out of here
before I throw up!

Adrian, I wish you could have seen me
fight tonight.

I don't like fighting, and Polly said
you were a bum.

Yeah, well, you tell Polly I barely got
hit.

Hey, uh, Dilso, I was thinking maybe we
could go see a movie or something some

night. Why not?

Whatever's good for you is good for me.

I had to stay home and cook dinner and
look at the TV with my brother every

night.

Yeah, well...

A change of scenery might be good for
you. Think about it.

Put Paulie back in the phone.

Yeah? Hey, yo, Paulie.

The mailman gave me this letter from
Apollo Creed's office.

He wants to see me.

I think he's looking for sparring
partners or something like that.

I want dozens of flowers when I walk in
the ring.

Make them roses.

All colors.

Don't care how much it costs.

Money's no object.

Mr. Creed, our Rocky Balboa is here to
see you.

All good.

In a minute.

I love giving underdogs a kiss.

The American way.

Hey, that's a very nice office you have
here, Mr. Green.

Let me get a good look at you.

Italian? Italian.

Got a great ring to it.

Yeah, well, you know, I heard you was
looking for some sparring partners, so I

want to say it would be a great honor,
Mr. Green.

I don't need no sparring partner. I damn
near sparred them all to death.

What I'm giving you, Rocky Balboa, is a
shot at the title.

That's all fine and dandy, you know, but
I'm more of a club fighter.

Then that's exactly why I want you.

Rocky, do you believe that America is
the land of opportunity?

Oh, yeah, sure. You know, I won 45 bucks
for fighting Killer Kravinsky the other

night. That was a pretty good
opportunity.

Be that as it may, I'm giving you a
chance to be world champion.

Now, if you fight me and beat me,

You wear this belt.

Oh, you know, I don't know so much about
that sort of thing. I want to thank you

for the chance, but I think I'm going to
go back to Mick's gym and see if I get

my old locker back. I lost my locker to
this new kid. He's a really good

fighter. Maybe you should think about
fighting him.

No, Rocky.

I want you.

I want the Italian style.

I want to slice old Italy with pepperoni
on top.

I believe in the American dream, and you
should too.

Now, are you going to give me my fight
or not?

I mean, you know, okay. I suppose I
could let you beat on my face for a few

rounds, but, you know, don't break my
nose because I ain't never had my nose

broke yet.

Noses are meant to be broken.

Just don't break mine because I'm way
too pretty.

Barack, you can break.

Go for it.

He might just be tougher than he looks.
He might just put me down for the count.

Okay, Marge.

I think we should go with the red,
white, and blue trunk.

Just to give it that Yankee doodle dandy
affair.

And we need some ring girls. Some real
pretty ones.

And some champagne in the locker room.

Give it that party atmosphere.

Hey, old Mick.

Paulie said you wanted to see me.

Word is you just turned down a Paul
Creed's offer.

Oh, I don't say for sure, but... I ain't
in his league anyhow.

It'll be a waste of time.

Your life's a waste of time.

Don't you know what kind of opportunity
this is?

Yeah, it's an opportunity to get my face
broke. Shut up!

And listen.

Nobody gets a chance like this. But
you're too stupid to see it.

What you need is motivation.

What you need is a manager.

Oh, yeah?

So who's going to be my manager, huh?
You?

Or your manager take my locker away?

Listen, I don't need you.

And Apollo Creed sure as hell don't need
me.

No, Apollo Creed don't need you.

But you need him.

That wasn't so bad, was it?

Sit down.

Take a look.

Holly told me about

your meeting with Apollo Creed.

Yeah, that brother of yours is a big
mouth.

Look, I don't know much about this kind
of thing, but...

I think you should do it.

What do you know about fighting, huh?

Adrian.

You know, deep down, you're a real
beautiful girl underneath all those

and bulky clothes.

Raccoon?

Yes, Adrian?

I don't care what my brother says about
you.

I believe in you.

And you ain't no bum.

I think you can beat him.

Hey, yo, Adrian, thanks. You know,
that's the kind of stuff that only

movies.

I don't know what to do.

Thank you, sir.

Oh.

Yeah. Uh -huh.

Oh, it's the great American story.

It's going to make all the headlines.

Uh -huh.

All right. Goodbye.

All right.

I'm going to go talk to that Balboa
character and see if I can convince him

do the fight.

You're going to do that.

Jenny and I are going to get in a little
cardiovascular training.

Isn't that right, Judy?

Anything you say, Apollo.

Oh, come on, Apollo.

How many times have I got to tell you?

Sex takes away your strength.

I'm going to knock that chump out in
three.

Nice,

baby.

Oh, man.

Show me that.

What are you doing? Jump, baby.

Jump, baby. Jump. Feels so good.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Give me that workout.

Give me that workout, baby.

I like that. I like that. A

big mustache stick, baby.

There you go.

Good night.

You turn around on me, Daddy.

Yeah, knock it out, baby.

Like I'm going to do Rocky.

Whoa.

I'm the champ.

Yes, you are.

I'm the champ.

Hello? Rocky, they're willing to pay you
a lot of money.

How much?

Plenty. Get your ass down to their
office now.

Yeah, yeah, sure.

I'll meet you there.

Hello, Mr.

Creed.

This is my manager, Mick.

We decided to take the fight.

Good news.

A power creed.

Versus the Italian style.

I like that.

Sir, you can't go in there.

dodge me by fighting this Italian
nobody?

Hey, mister, you got it all wrong. They
call me the Italian Saint.

Oh, shut the fuck up, Diego.

Listen, cover, I'll fight you any time
and any day.

Man, you've been ducking me for over a
year. I'm tired of waiting.

You get your chance.

As soon as I'm done knocking out my
bull.

Yeah, we sounds pretty confident, huh?

Hey, hey, listen, fool.

Maybe you and your grandpa might get
lucky and beat this son of a bitch.

And if you do, I'll be waiting for you
for the title.

Hey, I'll do my best. Now, you listen,
Lane. I ain't gonna lose.

This boy got no chance of beating me.
Now, get the hell out of here before I

call the cops.

Damn, this is a fine piece of ass.

Boy, you better get your ass out of my
office.

I'll see you on the ring.

Mr. Creed, you really think I got no
chance to beat you?

Come on, Rocky.

This is America.

Of course you got a chance.

One in a million.

One in a million, huh?

Come on.

Come on.

Things don't work.

Method won't.

I'm sitting here now with Rocky Balboa,
who's been given the opportunity of a

lifetime.

What makes you think you can beat the
champ?

I don't know if I could beat him. I
guess we'll have to wait and see.

Was it true that you were kicked out of
your own gym only a few short days ago?

That's just the way Mick is, you know.
He's a cantankerous old man, kind of

an angry neighbor or something.

Well, good luck, Rocky.

America's pulling for you.

Thanks. I just want to say hello to my
girlfriend, Adrienne. Hey, yo, Adrienne,

look. I'm on TV.

Talk about David versus Goliath. Now
back to our news desk.

Oh, hey, Paulie.

You see me on TV today?

Yeah, I saw you on TV.

How come you didn't say hello to me?

Oh, I'm sorry.

Hello, Paulie.

That don't count. He ain't on TV right
now.

Well, I saw it, and I thought it was
really sweet.

Yeah, well, seeing that you was my girl
and all, you know, I figured I'd let the

whole world know.

Um, I don't think you should date no
more.

What, are you nuts? Why not?

She's my sister, and she needs to be
home with me.

Why I gotta be home for you, Polly?

All I do is cook and clean and do your
laundry.

I spent my whole life wasting away
picking up after you.

Because that's what I wanted you to do.
Now get your stuff and go home.

That's an order.

An order?

It's okay, Paulie. I think she's more
comfortable here with me.

Who are you? You're just a stupid
fighter who's not going to amount to

Now get your filthy hands off my sister.

I think you need to go home, Paulie.

Oh, really? Well, I think you need to
go. Go fuck yourself!

All right?

What are you going to do? What are you
going to do, tough guy? What are you

going to do?

Ouch! You need to relax, Paulie, and be
nice to the Adrian.

You're hurting my arm!

Okay, okay, I'm sorry!

I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Okay, I'm sorry!

Maybe Pauly's right.

Don't say that, Rocky.

I'm no match for Apollo Creed.

He's champion of the world, and I'm just
some bum from Philly.

You ain't no bum.

And I... I love you.

You love me?

Well, I love you too, Adrian.

I love you so much.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the
Spectrum. Ladies and gentlemen, this

be the mismatch of the century as
champion Apollo Creed should have a walk

the park with underdog club fighter
Rocky Balboa.

That's right, Stu. I see no chance for
an upset if this is more of a tune -up

for Apollo Creed.

Well, I gotta give this Balboa character
credit for having the guts to step into

the room.

Ooh, Apollo nails from the left to the
right.

Another hard shot to the head staggers
the local boy. This is just a terrible

matchup. Let's just hope they don't have
to carry him out or spread terror.

Yeah, he's a bum.

Get out there and kill that
motherfucker.

Kill that fucking bum. Go.

Rocky continues to get hit, but I have
to say he's not good enough.

Yeah, he's pretty tough, but he's still
out. I'm not exactly sure what his

corner man is telling me.

I think we got ourselves a fight.

That's the way to knock him down. That's
the way to do it.

Keep that laptop.

Keep going. Keep going. You got him.

My brain don't feel so good. I know,
man. Go get him. You got him.

Freedom leaves a blast upon you.

That might put this fight to bed.

I don't know. It's not hot.

Welcome back to Philadelphia, where both
of these fighters fought to a gruesome

draw.

Where does Rock find the courage to
continue to get up?

I don't know, but he's taking a horrible
beating. Stop this fight. You can't go

on.

Stop this fight and I'll kill you next.

Well, then you better knock him out.

This is your last chance, so you're
going to get out there and knock him

Kill him.

If Rocky doesn't knock him out, Apollo
will receive his title.

Hey,

Steven, his manager is calling for it to
be over.

The kid gave me one heck of a thought.
Rocky just didn't have it in him to win.

Rocky, I love you.

Are you kidding me?

He let Apollo breathe cancer as he got
up again.

Rocky is unleashing a fury of hard
punches and Reed is hurt.

You can't believe what I'm seeing.

Apollo fires back with a vicious right
jab.

I'm not sure where he's getting it
straight, but he's delivering some

punches. The champion is in trouble.

Ladies and gentlemen.

We might be witness to history.

Oh, my God. Has Roger done the
unthinkable?

They said it wasn't possible, but Rocky
Balboa has shocked the world by proving

that anything is possible. First, by
fighting Apollo Creed to a draw, and

by winning the greatest rematch in
boxing history.

Rocky, how do you feel?

I don't want to fight him no more. You
know, he's too tough. But I want to

my manager, Mick, and my beautiful
girlfriend, Adrienne.

And I want to thank Apollo Creed, too,
you know, for giving me a second chance

at a title.

So what happens next, Rocky?

I'll tell you what's next.

You're going to fight me. That's what's
next.

I don't make those kind of decisions.
You're going to have to talk to my

promoter. Yeah, that's what I thought.

The Italian stallion is sissy.

Yo, I ain't no sissy.

Yeah? Well, prove it.

Fight me then.

Unless you're afraid of getting an ass,
woman.

Hey, yo, I ain't scared neither.

That's a fine woman you got there.

She good in bed?

She go down on the Italian sausage?

Hey, yo.

Leave her out of this, huh?

Some mouth you got on you. That's
between you and me.

Yeah? Are you going to fight me then?

Hey, no, there's no fight.

Yeah, I'll fight you.

Did you hear that, ladies and gentlemen?

Do I have a scoop, Rocky?

It's the next match against Clubber
Lang.

No, that's not what he said.

You can't fight him yet, Rocky. You're
not ready.

Yeah, I'll take the fight.

I'm going to kill you, dumb boy.

I'm going to destroy you and I'm going
to pick at you.

Mickey,

are you okay?

Everybody get the hell out of my tent,
all of you.

You okay?

Come on, let's get the hell out of here.

You're looking at the next heavyweight
champion in the world, baby.

I know.

I'm going to have to text you right here
and leave my pen all over this gym.

Fuck you.

That's just smoking a second. I'm gonna
smoke in a second.

Thank you.

Look at the water.

Yeah, that pussy's good, baby.

Yeah, it's a good pussy.

You like that fucking pussy?

Yeah.

That's a good fucking pussy.

Yeah.

Suck on my finger.

Yeah.

You're going to make me cum. Yeah, I
want your fucking cum cover.

I spray my scent all over this fucking
office.

Yeah.

Here I come, baby. Here I come.

Yeah, get ready.

Yeah.

Yeah, baby.

Yeah.

Both of us on the desk. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Take the rest, honey.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Now spit that out on the desk.

Yeah, good girl.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Take that, my boy.

Would you look at this?

That fucking animal had sex on my desk.

How could you tell?

I know what sperm smells like, and my
entire desk is covered in it.

Ew.

That's pretty gross, Mick. Gross, but
not surprising.

Listen, Rock, I got a real surprise for
you. My heart ain't so good, so I

brought in another trainer to help us
beat Clubber Lang.

Another trainer?

I don't want no other trainer, Mick. I
want you.

Oh, shut up. I didn't do as I asked.

Rock, if you want to beat that animal,
then we got to get to work.

I know that voice.

Yeah, it sounds like Apollo Creed.

Let me get a good look at you. I can't
die.

Apollo.

Yo, AJ, how would you like what you've
done with your hair?

Yeah, Rock, uh, they're called
extensions, and they're really neat.

Yeah, I can't believe that scumbag
banged that broad on Mickey's desk.

Polly!

Yeah, well, maybe I ought to bang his
face into the canvas, huh?

Rocky, after you win, can we go on
vacation somewhere warm, like an island

something? Well, sure, honey, where you
want to go?

Well, I don't know. I just, I've never
been to an island before.

Well, pick up someplace that sounds warm
and I'll take you there.

Can I come too?

No, Paulie. You've got to stay behind
and feed the turtles.

But listen, I've got 20 minutes before
I've got to go to the gym.

So, why don't you scram, Paulie, and
I'll see you later.

Yeah, yeah, all right, all right.

I'll take a hint.

I never thought that guy would leave.

I heard that.

Oh, Rocky, I love you.

But wait, what about your strength?

Your love gives me strength.

I think I'm going to buy you, what do
they call them, contact lenses.

I thought it was hard to get off.

I'm sorry.

Ugh.

When we lay on the sofa, you keep doing
that.

Come here.

Sit right here.

Huh.

Yeah. Yep, yep. That's what I'm talking
about. Calm down. Calm down.

Good job.

Good job.

Hey, yo, I seen this guy on TV.

He looks pretty tough.

Damn right he's tough.

You gotta beat him with everything
you've got, Rocky. What the hell are you

doing back here?

Hey, yo, Mick, it's all right. You came
to see my sporting partner, Johnny.

Well, all right, but you stay away from
the chap.

It's like a goddamn circus in here.

Don't worry. I won't be bothering Rocky
today.

Okay.

Hey, let's get away from this broad and
go across the street and grab some

lunch. I'm starving.

It's like a goddamn zoo in here.

It's been a long time, Johnny.

Why would you want to interview me?

I don't.

Nobody ever notices guys like you.

And I miss you.

Listen, we're all alone here.

My camera guy won't be here for another
30 minutes.

I want to see you with him.

All right, well, we better hurry.

It's fucking hard.

And then I spoke to her.

I can circle on this net.

No fucking reason.

Hey, whack.

Fuck yeah. Oh, give it to me.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

I love it. I love it. I need it. I need
it, baby.

Oh, my God.

Fuck, come on, I said. Come on, yeah.

What the fuck's going on in here?

Looks like Johnny just made his TV
debut.

Get the hell out of my ring, you filthy
cunt.

Better watch out for those deaf in his
jizz.

Jizz? 40 years, I ain't never seen
nothing like this.

I'm standing in a refrigerated
meatpacking plant as Rocky Balboa

final days in training for his fight
with Clubber Lane.

Rocky, no one is giving you a chance to
win. Why is that?

I don't know. Maybe you better ask them.

Is it true you've been coming down here
to fight the heads of thieves for a few

months now?

Well, I don't know. It's not too much of
a fight. These guys have been dead for

a long time now, so they don't fight
back.

With the champion in an ice -cold meat
locker somewhere in Philadelphia, I'm

Sandy Smith, News 8.

It's cold. Get the hell out of here.

at the sold -out Spectrum in
Philadelphia for what should be a very

fight. A few months ago, I wouldn't give
Rocky a chance, but anything is

possible tonight.

Yeah, but Clubber Lang is one of the
meanest and dirtiest fighters that ever

stepped into the ring. I don't see how
Rocky is going to pull off the upset.

I'm going to kill you, Balboa!

Yeah, maybe so.

Maybe so.

Hey, Aiden.

After I'm done knocking out your man.

Maybe me and you could get together and
have sex. Hey, hey, I already told you

about your mouth, huh?

It's between you and me. You leave her
out of this. Yeah, well, I disagree.

Because I'm going to be with Champ. And
with Champ, always gets what he wants.

And I'm going to want her.

Yeah. I'll be deeper in that pussy by
midnight.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

You want to break your hand before you
even get in the ring?

Got this.

Hey, remember what we trained, all
right? Thick and jab before you got it.

bitch, Champ. You a champ.

Just kill that mother...

Yeah this is difficult to watch.

Once again it all comes down to the
final round

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