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♪ I'M GOING DOWN
TO SOUTH PARK ♪
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♪ GONNA HAVE
MYSELF A TIME ♪
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♪ FRIENDLY FACES
EVERYWHERE ♪
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♪ HUMBLE FOLKS
WITHOUT TEMPTATION ♪
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♪ GOING DOWN
TO SOUTH PARK ♪
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♪ GONNA LEAVE MY
WOES BEHIND ♪
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♪ AMPLE PARKING
DAY OR NIGHT ♪
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♪ PEOPLE SPOUTING
"HOWDY NEIGHBOR" ♪
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♪ HEADIN' ON UP
TO SOUTH PARK ♪
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♪ GONNA SEE
IF I CAN'T UNWIND ♪
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♪ TIM-TMAH TIM-MAH,
TIM-MAH TIM-MAH TIMMY TIM-MAH ♪
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♪ SO COME ON DOWN
TO SOUTH PARK ♪
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♪ AND MEET SOME
FRIENDS OF MINE ♪
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ALRIGHT, I'M DONE.
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YOU'RE DONE ?
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YES, I'VE TALLIED UP ALL THE
TIMES YOU'VE BEEN NAUGHTY
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AND DEDUCTED THE TIMES
YOU'VE BEEN NICE.
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YEAH, SO,
HOW'S IT LOOK ?
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IT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD, ERIC,
IT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD.
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BUT I'LL STILL BE GETTING
PRESENTS THIS YEAR, RIGHT ?
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ACTUALLY IT LOOKS LIKE
THIS YEAR YOU'RE GONNA
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OWE SANTA 306 PRESENTS.
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WHAT ?!
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4,312 INSTANCES
OF BEING NAUGHTY AGAINST
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THREE DEDUCTIONS
OF BEING NICE.
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IT'S BAD.
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THREE ?
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YOU DIDN'T DEDUCT
ALL MY NICE INVOICES.
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LOOK, WHAT ABOUT
THIS ONE ?
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YES, WELL, I DIDN'T THINK
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"HITTING CLYDE IN THE BALLS
WITH SLINGSHOT"
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REALLY COUNTED AS NICE.
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IT WAS NICE FOR TOKEN,
HE LAUGHED FOR LIKE
20 MINUTES.
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YOU CAN'T DEDUCT THINGS
LIKE THAT, ERIC,
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SANTA WILL KNOW AND
HE'LL COME AFTER YOU.
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GOD DAMMIT, I HAVE TO GET
THAT HAIBO ROBOT DOLL,
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YOU SON OF A BITCH !
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HEY, I'M JUST YOUR
NAUGHTY OR NICE ACCOUNTANT,
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DON'T BLAME ME
FOR THE NUMBERS !
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HAVEN'T YOU SEEN
THE HAIBO DOLL ?
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IT'S LIKE A PET,
A ROBOT PET.
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YOU HAVE TO FEED IT AND PET IT
OR ELSE IT DIES,
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AND IT'S THE COOLEST
THING EVER !
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SANTA HAS TO
BRING ME ONE !
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WELL, LOOK, AREN'T THERE
ANY OTHER NICE THINGS
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YOU'VE DONE RECENTLY
WE CAN WRITE OFF HERE ?
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OH ! I BRUSHED
MY TEETH LAST NIGHT.
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BRUSHING YOUR TEETH ISN'T
NAUGHTY OR NICE, ERIC.
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IT JUST FALLS MORE INTO
THE CATEGORY OF
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"BRUSHING YOUR TEETH".
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WELL, THERE'S STILL TIME
BEFORE CHRISTMAS.
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CAN'T I STILL
MAKE UP FOR IT ?
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IF YOU CURED CANCER
AND AIDS NEXT WEEK,
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YOU WOULD STILL OWE
TWO PRESENTS.
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JESUS CHRIST !
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I'M AFRAID YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE TO FIND A WAY TO DO
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THE NICEST, GREATEST THING
ANYONE HAS EVER DONE.
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EVER.
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GOOD EVENING, EVERYONE.
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IN A MOMENT WE'LL BE LIGHTING
THE SOUTH PARK CHRISTMAS TREE
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TO KICK OFF
THE HOLIDAYS !
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HOORAY !
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CHRISTMAS TREE !
CHRISTMAS TREE !
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CHRISTMAS TREE !
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HI, GUYS !
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A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS
TO YOU !
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GOD BLESS US,
EVERY ONE !
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING,
CARTMAN ?
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I'M JUST LETTING YOU GUYS KNOW
HOW SPECIAL YOU ARE TO ME.
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BUT NOW BEFORE
WE LIGHT THE TREE
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I THINK WE SHOULD ALL
REFLECT FOR A MOMENT
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ON THOSE WHO ARE
LESS FORTUNATE THAN US.
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RIGHT NOW IN IRAQ
THERE ARE CHILDREN WHO FEAR US
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AND WHAT WE MIGHT DO
TO THEIR COUNTRY.
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THE THREAT OF WAR
TOUCHES US ALL--
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BUT OVER IN IRAQ,
THERE IS NO CHRISTMAS.
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THEY HAVE NOTHING.
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I HATE WHEN THE MAYOR
USES CHRISTMAS
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FOR HER OWN POLITICAL
AGENDA--
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LIGHT THE DAMN TREE !
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YEAH !
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CHRISTMAS TREE !
CHRISTMAS TREE !
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OH MY GOD--
THAT'S IT.
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WHAT'S IT ?
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DON'T YOU SEE ?
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THIS TIME OF YEAR,
WE SHOULD BE BRINGING CHRISTMAS
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TO THE LESS FORTUNATES !
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FOLLOW ME !
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YOU GUYS,
COME ON, RIGHT NOW !
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ALRIGHT, HERE TO LIGHT
THE CHRISTMAS TREE
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IS A VERY SPECIAL
YOUNG MAN
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WHO SHOWS US ALL THE TRUE
MEANING OF CHRISTMAS--
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JIMMY !
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WOW, WHAT A
TERRIFIC AUDIENCE.
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THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME
THIS GREAT HONOR, MAYOR.
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BEFORE I L-L-LIGHT
THE TREE
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I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD
SING MY FAVORITE
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C-CHRISTMAS SONG
REAL QUICK ?
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AWW ! AWW !
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WELL, WE'D LOVE A CHRISTMAS
SONG, WOULDN'T WE, FOLKS ?
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CHRISTMAS SONGS !
CHRISTMAS SONGS !
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ALRIGHT, HERE IT GOES.
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♪ ON THE FIRST DAY
OF C-C... ♪
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♪ CHRISTMAS MY T-T...
TRUE-TRUE LOVE ♪
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♪ G-G-GAVE
G-G-GAVE ♪
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♪ GAVE TO...
M-M-M... ♪
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♪ ME ♪
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♪ A PAR...
A PAR... ♪
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OH, NO.
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AND HERE'S SOME OLD TOYS
THAT I DON'T NEED ANYMORE !
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AND HERE, HERE ARE SOME
CHRISTMAS COOKIES !
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AND SOME HOLLY
AND MISTLETOE !
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OH, THIS WILL BE
THE HAPPIEST CHRISTMAS
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THE MIDDLE EAST
HAS EVER SEEN !
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GUYS, GET THOSE LIGHTS DOWN
FROM THE DOOR.
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WE'LL GIVE THEM TO
THE NEEDY IRAQIS TOO !
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CARTMAN, WHY ARE YOU
DOING THIS ?
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THEY DON'T HAVE
CHRISTMAS THERE, GUYS,
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WE HAVE TO
GIVE IT TO THEM.
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THAT'S A RETARDED IDEA
THAT WON'T WORK--
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WHY ARE YOU
REALLY DOING THIS ?
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HOOOOWDY HO !
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MR. HANKEY !
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OH, I HATE THAT STUPID
CHRISTMAS POO.
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HELLO, MR. HANKEY !
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A MERRY CHRISTMAS
TO YOU !
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GEE WHIZ, THINGS SURE LOOK
CHRISTMASSY OUT HERE !
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WHAT ARE YOU BOYS DOING ?
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CARTMAN IS TRYING TO
BRING CHRISTMAS TO IRAQ.
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THE PEOPLE OF IRAQ DESERVE
A GOOD CHRISTMAS
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JUST LIKE
EVERYONE ELSE.
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WELL, GOSH, ERIC,
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LOOKS LIKE YOU REALLY HAVE
THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT !
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I KNOW SOMEONE WHO CAN HELP--
SANTA CLAUS !
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REALLY ?
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REALLY ?
REALLY ?
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SURE, WE SHOULD TAKE THIS STUFF
TO HIM RIGHT AWAY !
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BUT HOW ARE WE GONNA
GET TO THE NORTH POLE ?
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OH, THAT'S NO PROBLEM !
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WE JUST NEED A LITTLE
CHRISTMAS MAGIC !
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ALL ABOARD
THE POO-CHOO EXPRESS !
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WOW !
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OOH, THAT SMELLS.
YEAH.
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NEXT STOP
THE NORTH POLE !
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GET THE REST OF THE
STUFF, YOU GUYS !
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UH, I DON'T REALLY
WANNA GET ON THAT.
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ME NEITHER.
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YOU GUYS, WE HAVE TO
BRING CHRISTMAS
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TO THOSE LESS
FORTUNATES !
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NOW COME ON !
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LET'S GO,
POO-CHOO TRAIN !
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POO-CHOOO !
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♪ THE POO-CHOO TRAIN'S
LAYING DOWN ITS TRACKS ♪
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♪ WITH A-- ♪
POO-CHOO !
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♪ ALL THE WAY
AND BACK ♪
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♪ POO-CHOO TRAIN
IS MY FAVORITE THING ♪
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♪ SPREADING CHRISTMAS JOY
AS WE RIDE AND SING ♪
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DUDE, WHAT THE HELL HAS
GOTTEN INTO CARTMAN ?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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♪ CHRISTMAS TIME
WOULDN'T BE THE SAME ♪
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♪ WITHOUT HUGS AND KISSES
AND A POO-CHOO TRAIN ♪
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♪ AND A PARTRIDGE
IN A P-P... ♪
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♪ PEAR T-T-TREE ♪
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♪ ON THE THIRD DAY
OF C-CHRI... CHRI... ♪
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HERE WE ARE, KIDS,
THE NORTH POLE !
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FINALLY !
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GOD,
IT TOOK FOREVER !
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WOW, IS THAT
WHERE SANTA LIVES ?
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THAT'S IT--
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SANTA'S FORTRESS
OF SOLITUDE !
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MR. HANKEY !
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WE NEED TO SEE SANTA
RIGHT AWAY
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ON URGENT
CHRISTMAS BUSINESS.
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SURE THING !
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HEY, AREN'T YOU GUYS THE
UNDERPANTS GNOMES ?
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10 MONTHS
OUT OF THE YEAR.
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BUT THIS TIME OF YEAR
WE HELP SANTA !
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HERE HE IS !
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HO HO HO !
MERRY CHRISTMAS !
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WOW ! WOW ! WOW !
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HOWDY HO, SANTA !
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MR. HANKEY,
HOW ARE YOU ?
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ALL READY
FOR CHRISTMAS ?
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I WAS JUST STARTING
TO LOOK OVER
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THE NEW NAUGHTY AND NICE LIST
THE GNOMES PREPARED FOR ME.
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OH, HEH...
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ARE THE TABULATIONS
ALL CLOSED OFF THEN ?
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OH, NO, THEY KEEP IT OPEN UNTIL
MIDNIGHT OF CHRISTMAS EVE.
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SOME KIDS ACTUALLY
TRY TO CRAM IN
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A LOT OF NICENESS
RIGHT AT THE END.
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HO, THAT'S SO
LAME OF THEM.
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SANTA, MY FRIENDS ARE
TRYING TO DO SOMETHING
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VERY SPECIAL
THIS CHRISTMAS.
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TELL HIM, ERIC.
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WELL SANTA,
IT'S JUST THAT--
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I WAS THINKING ABOUT
ALL THE PEOPLE IN IRAQ
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WHO ARE AFRAID THAT
WE MIGHT BOMB THEM.
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AND I JUST THOUGHT--
WELL, MAYBE IT WOULDN'T HURT
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TO SEND THEM A LITTLE BIT OF OUR
CHRISTMAS SPIRIT AS WELL.
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YOU KNOW,
YOU'RE RIGHT.
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SANTA HASN'T BEEN TO THAT PART
OF THE WORLD IN A LONG TIME.
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PERHAPS SANTA COULD BRING PEACE
TO THIS WHOLE SITUATION !
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THAT'S WHAT
I THOUGHT.
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GNOMES, LOAD UP THE SLEIGH
WITH TOYS !
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SANTA'S GOING TO MAKE
A SPECIAL RUN !
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ALRIGHT !
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AND YOU BOYS CAN ALL WATCH ME
FROM OUR FLIGHT CONTROL ROOM.
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HOORAY !
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♪ AND A P-P-PARTRIDGE
IN A P-PEAR TREE ♪
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♪ ON THE F-FOURTH DAY
OF CH-CH-- ♪
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♪ CHRISTMAS MY T-TRUE
LOVE GA-GAVE TO M-M-MEEE ♪
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THIS IS SANTA'S
FLIGHT CONTROL CENTER.
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FROM HERE, WE CAN MONITOR
SANTA FROM SATELLITE
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AS HE TRAVELS THE GLOBE
DELIVERING PRESENTS !
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WOW, COOL !
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IT LOOKS LIKE SANTA'S
ALREADY MADE IT TO BAGHDAD !
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HO HO HO !
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE !
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HO HO HO !
A MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL !
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DERKA DERKA DERKA !
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HALA DERKA
BERKA DERKA !
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MERRY CHRISTMAS !
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I'M HIT !
I'M HIT !
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- SLEIGH IS HIT !
- SLEIGH IS HIT !
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Instrument failure
at 0600 feet !
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THE SLEIGH'S GOING DOWN !
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SLEIGH IS GOING DOWN.
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SLEIGH IS
GOING DOWN !
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HANG ON, SANTA !
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00:08:36,630 --> 00:08:38,370
Sleigh One is going down.
230
00:08:38,370 --> 00:08:39,670
It is going down.
231
00:08:39,670 --> 00:08:41,840
Alert ground troops
to stand by.
232
00:08:53,550 --> 00:08:56,580
We got a red sleigh down,
we got a red sleigh down.
233
00:09:00,490 --> 00:09:02,220
RED SLEIGH ONE,
THIS IS NORTH POLE.
234
00:09:04,390 --> 00:09:06,990
RED SLEIGH ONE,
THIS IS NORTH POLE.
235
00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:08,740
MR. KRINGLE ?
236
00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:15,240
JESUS CHRIST,
THEY KILLED HIM !
237
00:09:15,240 --> 00:09:17,840
NO-- SANTA CLAUS
CAN'T BE DEAD.
238
00:09:17,840 --> 00:09:19,140
HE CAN'T.
239
00:09:19,140 --> 00:09:20,880
WHY WOULD IRAQIS
DO THAT ? WHY ?
240
00:09:20,880 --> 00:09:24,350
IT CERTAINLY DOESN'T SEEM
VERY CHRISTMASSY OF THEM.
241
00:09:24,350 --> 00:09:26,080
North Pole,
this is Santa.
242
00:09:26,080 --> 00:09:27,820
SANTA,
ARE YOU ALRIGHT ?
243
00:09:27,820 --> 00:09:30,420
WHAT IS YOUR
STATUS ?
244
00:09:30,420 --> 00:09:33,020
SLEIGH IS DOWN.
245
00:09:33,020 --> 00:09:35,190
REINDEER... ALL DEAD.
246
00:09:35,190 --> 00:09:38,230
BOTH SANTA'S LEGS
ARE BROKEN.
247
00:09:38,230 --> 00:09:39,960
SANTA'S...
VERY SAD.
248
00:09:39,960 --> 00:09:42,130
Santa will have to--
249
00:09:42,130 --> 00:09:45,600
Oh no--
They're coming for me.
250
00:09:45,600 --> 00:09:46,900
Stay back,
you bastards !
251
00:09:46,900 --> 00:09:49,500
Stay back !
252
00:09:51,240 --> 00:09:52,540
OH, NO.
253
00:09:52,540 --> 00:09:53,410
WELL, WHAT ARE YOU GNOMES
SITTING THERE FOR ?
254
00:09:53,410 --> 00:09:54,710
YOU HAVE TO GO
RESCUE HIM !
255
00:09:54,710 --> 00:09:56,440
WHAT THE HELL ARE WE
SUPPOSED TO DO ?
256
00:09:56,450 --> 00:09:57,760
WE'RE LIKE
NINE INCHES TALL !
257
00:09:57,750 --> 00:10:00,350
NOW I'M NEVER GONNA GET
MY HAIBO ROBOT DOLL !
258
00:10:00,350 --> 00:10:02,080
IS THAT WHAT
THIS IS ALL ABOUT ?!
259
00:10:02,080 --> 00:10:04,690
YOU CAME UP WITH THIS WHOLE IDEA
SO YOU CAN GET A STUPID TOY ?!
260
00:10:04,690 --> 00:10:06,850
IT'S NOT STUPID,
IT'S A TOY THAT
YOU CAN STARVE !
261
00:10:06,860 --> 00:10:08,600
IF YOU DON'T FEED IT,
IT DIES !
262
00:10:08,590 --> 00:10:09,460
IT'S SO COOL !
263
00:10:09,460 --> 00:10:11,190
WELL, GOOD GOING,
ASSHOLE !
264
00:10:11,190 --> 00:10:12,490
THANKS TO YOU, THERE'S NOT
GONNA BE ANY CHRISTMAS,
265
00:10:12,500 --> 00:10:14,240
AND THERE'S NO ONE LEFT
TO HELP US !
266
00:10:14,230 --> 00:10:16,400
OH, CHRIST.
267
00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:18,130
JESUS ! JESUS ! JESUS !
268
00:10:18,130 --> 00:10:22,040
HEY, THAT'S RIGHT--
JESUS CAN SAVE ANYBODY !
269
00:10:22,040 --> 00:10:23,340
FOLLOW ME !
270
00:10:23,340 --> 00:10:25,510
YOU CAN TAKE SANTA'S
BACKUP SLEIGH !
271
00:10:30,680 --> 00:10:34,580
♪ ON THE F-F-FIFTH DAY
OF C-C-CHRISTMAS ♪
272
00:10:34,580 --> 00:10:41,520
♪ MY TRUE LOVE
GAVE TO M-ME ♪
273
00:10:41,520 --> 00:10:48,460
♪ FIVE G-G-GOLDEN
R-R-RII... RINGS ♪
274
00:10:48,460 --> 00:10:51,930
♪ BA DUMP DUMP
D-D-DUMP ♪
275
00:10:51,930 --> 00:10:56,700
♪ FOUR CALL--
ING BIRDS... ♪
276
00:10:56,710 --> 00:11:00,180
WE FED JESUS CHRIST'S DATA
INTO THE AUTO PILOT--
277
00:11:00,180 --> 00:11:02,350
THE SLEIGH SHOULD BE ABLE
TO TAKE YOU RIGHT TO HIM !
278
00:11:02,340 --> 00:11:04,510
I HOPE SO, OR ELSE
SANTA CLAUSE IS AS
GOOD AS DEAD.
279
00:11:04,510 --> 00:11:07,110
HERE IT IS,
RED SLEIGH TWO.
280
00:11:07,120 --> 00:11:08,860
COME ON, GANG, IT'S UP
TO US TO SAVE CHRISTMAS !
281
00:11:08,850 --> 00:11:12,320
TELL SANTA'S WORKERS
TO KEEP MAKING TOYS--
282
00:11:12,320 --> 00:11:14,920
WE'LL HAVE SANTA BACK
IN NO TIME !
283
00:11:17,090 --> 00:11:19,260
UH, HOW DO WE
START THIS THING ?
284
00:11:19,260 --> 00:11:21,430
YOU JUST HAVE TO CALL OUT
THE REINDEER'S NAMES !
285
00:11:21,430 --> 00:11:22,300
OH YEAH !
286
00:11:22,300 --> 00:11:24,030
ON DASHER, ON PRANCER,
ON COMET--
287
00:11:24,030 --> 00:11:25,770
NO, NO--
THEY'RE ALL DEAD !
288
00:11:25,770 --> 00:11:27,500
YOU HAVE TO CALL OUT
THE NEW ONES !
289
00:11:27,500 --> 00:11:29,670
ON STEVEN, ON FLUFFY,
ON HORRIS AND CHANTEL !
290
00:11:29,670 --> 00:11:33,570
ON SKIPPY AND RAINBOW
AND PATCHES AND MONTEL !
291
00:11:36,180 --> 00:11:38,350
GOOD LUCK
FINDING JESUS !
292
00:11:40,520 --> 00:11:43,130
WOW, LOOK, YOU GUYS, WE'RE
RIDING IN SANTA'S SLEIGH !
293
00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:45,290
WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO FIND
JESUS IN NO TIME !
294
00:11:45,290 --> 00:11:47,020
♪ I'M RIDING IN
SANTA'S SLEIGH ♪
295
00:11:47,020 --> 00:11:49,620
♪ SO HIGH ABOVE THE TREES
AT CHRISTMAS TIME ♪
296
00:11:49,630 --> 00:11:51,370
♪ WITH CANDY CANE WISHES
AND SMILES-- ♪
297
00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:53,090
WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?
298
00:11:53,100 --> 00:11:55,270
I'M HAVING A PRECIOUS
CHRISTMAS TIME MOMENT, KYLE,
299
00:11:55,260 --> 00:11:57,000
IF YOU DON'T MIND.
300
00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:57,870
SINGING A CHRISTMAS SONG
301
00:11:57,870 --> 00:11:59,170
ISN'T GONNA GET YOU
NICE DEDUCTIONS, CARTMAN !
302
00:11:59,170 --> 00:12:00,900
DON'T FORGET
IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU
303
00:12:00,900 --> 00:12:01,770
THAT SANTA'S SLEIGH
GOT SHOT DOWN !
304
00:12:01,770 --> 00:12:03,500
IT ISN'T MY FAULT THAT IRAQIS
ARE FILLED WITH HATE !
305
00:12:03,510 --> 00:12:04,820
ALL I'M SAYING IS IT'S GONNA
TAKE A LOT OF SINGING
306
00:12:04,810 --> 00:12:06,970
TO MAKE UP FOR THAT !
307
00:12:06,980 --> 00:12:09,150
♪ IT'S CHRISTMAS MAGIC TIME
ON SANTA'S SLEIGH ♪
308
00:12:09,140 --> 00:12:10,440
♪ SO HIGH IN THE SKY ♪
309
00:12:10,450 --> 00:12:13,490
♪ CANDY CANE
CHILDREN SMILES... ♪
310
00:12:13,480 --> 00:12:16,520
♪ SIX GEESE
OF LAYING ♪
311
00:12:16,520 --> 00:12:19,120
♪ F-FIVE ♪
312
00:12:19,120 --> 00:12:22,160
♪ GOLDEN
R-R-RINGS ♪
313
00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:26,930
♪ BA-DUMP
DUMP D-D-DUMP ♪
314
00:12:26,930 --> 00:12:30,400
♪ FOUR CALLING
B-BIRDS... ♪
315
00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:33,870
WHERE ARE YOU
TAKING ME ?
316
00:12:33,870 --> 00:12:36,470
KLAK BAKALA KALA !
317
00:12:39,510 --> 00:12:42,110
YOU ARE ALL BEING
VERY NAUGHTY.
318
00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:47,310
WHY YOU COME TO IRAQ,
MY MAIN MAN ?
319
00:12:47,320 --> 00:12:50,800
TO BRING HAPPINESS AND JOY
TO THE CHILDREN.
320
00:12:50,790 --> 00:12:52,090
AND THIS IS--
321
00:12:52,090 --> 00:12:52,950
THIS IS WHAT YOU THINK
BRINGS HAPPY ?
322
00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:56,430
THIS IS MATERIAL.
THIS IS COMMERCIALISM.
323
00:12:56,430 --> 00:12:58,600
YOUR COUNTRY
IS SICK... SICK.
324
00:12:58,590 --> 00:13:02,060
NO, YOUR COUNTRY HAS JUST
LOST ALL ITS CHRISTMAS SPIRIT.
325
00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:05,100
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE ?
326
00:13:05,100 --> 00:13:06,400
AMERICA WANTS TO BOMB
MY HOUSE, MY MAIN MAN.
327
00:13:06,400 --> 00:13:08,570
THEY WANT TO KILL
MY WIFE AND CHILDREN.
328
00:13:08,570 --> 00:13:10,300
WE NEED TO KNOW--
WHAT IS THEIR PLAN ?
329
00:13:10,310 --> 00:13:13,780
I DON'T KNOW, I LIVE IN
THE NORTH POLE !
330
00:13:16,810 --> 00:13:18,110
WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?
331
00:13:18,110 --> 00:13:19,850
THEY SAY THAT THE CHINESE
WERE THE FIRST
332
00:13:19,850 --> 00:13:23,320
TO EXPERIMENT WITH ELECTRO-SHOCK
TO THE TESTICLES.
333
00:13:23,320 --> 00:13:27,220
OH NO...
NOT SANTA'S BALLS !
334
00:13:35,030 --> 00:13:36,760
WHAT ELSE IS
AMERICA PLANNING ?!
335
00:13:38,930 --> 00:13:41,540
I'M GONNA
KILL YOU !
336
00:13:41,540 --> 00:13:42,840
YOU'RE NOT IN A POSITION TO
KILL ANYONE, MY MAIN MAN.
337
00:13:42,840 --> 00:13:45,010
I JUST WANT YOU TO
TELL ME AMERICA'S PLAN !
338
00:13:45,010 --> 00:13:47,610
THEN WE'RE IN
FOR A LONG NIGHT
339
00:13:47,610 --> 00:13:50,210
BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW
.
340
00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:56,290
IN NOME DEL MIO, PADRE,
SIA GUARITO.
341
00:13:56,290 --> 00:13:59,760
BENEDICALI, JESUS,
BENEDICALI.
342
00:13:59,760 --> 00:14:03,230
JESUS, MIO BAMBINO
NON PUO SENTIRSI.
343
00:14:03,230 --> 00:14:05,400
IL VOSTRO BAMBINO
SARA GIUSTO.
344
00:14:05,390 --> 00:14:07,130
BENE, BENEDICALI !
345
00:14:07,130 --> 00:14:09,300
AHHHH !
346
00:14:09,300 --> 00:14:11,030
AHHH !
347
00:14:11,030 --> 00:14:12,770
LA MORTE ROSSA !
348
00:14:14,940 --> 00:14:17,100
HOOOWDY HO !
349
00:14:20,140 --> 00:14:21,440
JESUS !
350
00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:23,610
STAN, KYLE, MR. HANKEY
AND ERIC CARTMAN--
351
00:14:23,610 --> 00:14:24,480
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE,
MY CHILDREN ?
352
00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:25,780
JESUS, SANTA'S SLEIGH WAS
SHOT DOWN OVER IRAQ !
353
00:14:25,780 --> 00:14:28,380
SANTA ?
IS HE ALRIGHT ?
354
00:14:28,380 --> 00:14:29,680
WE DON'T KNOW.
355
00:14:29,690 --> 00:14:31,000
THEY LOST ALL CONTACT
WITH HIM.
356
00:14:30,990 --> 00:14:32,290
WE HAVE TO GET HIM
OUT OF THERE.
357
00:14:32,290 --> 00:14:33,590
DO YOU KNOW A WAY ?
358
00:14:33,590 --> 00:14:35,320
YES.
YES, I THINK I DO.
359
00:14:35,320 --> 00:14:37,930
WE NEED A LITTLE
CHRISTMAS MIRACLE.
360
00:14:43,130 --> 00:14:45,730
LOCK AND LOAD.
WE'RE GOING IN !
361
00:14:45,730 --> 00:14:50,070
♪ ON THE S-S-SEVENTH DAY
OF CHRISTMAS ♪
362
00:14:50,070 --> 00:14:55,280
♪ MY TR-TR-TRUE LOVE... ♪
363
00:14:57,880 --> 00:15:01,780
YOU'RE A SICK CAPITALIST
DOG, MY MAIN MAN.
364
00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:06,990
THIS IS BAGHDAD ?
365
00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:08,720
GOD, WHAT A
-HOLE.
366
00:15:08,720 --> 00:15:10,890
I MEAN-- OH WOW, THESE POOR
UNFORTUNATE PEOPLE !
367
00:15:10,890 --> 00:15:12,630
Red Sleigh Two,
two come in.
368
00:15:12,630 --> 00:15:13,490
WE'RE HERE !
369
00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:14,810
You're coming up on the
source of the signal.
370
00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:16,100
You're right on
top of him !
371
00:15:16,100 --> 00:15:17,830
HE MUST BE IN THAT
BUILDING BELOW US.
372
00:15:17,830 --> 00:15:19,570
LAND IT ON THE ROOF,
MR. HANKEY.
373
00:15:19,570 --> 00:15:20,000
HOWDY HO, JESUS.
374
00:15:24,770 --> 00:15:26,510
KAK BALA ?!
375
00:15:26,510 --> 00:15:29,110
WAIT HERE,
I CAN HANDLE THIS.
376
00:15:29,110 --> 00:15:31,280
KEEM KALA ?
KEEEM KAK BALA !
377
00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:33,450
YEA, LOOK UPON ME
AND KNOW ME.
378
00:15:33,450 --> 00:15:35,180
HALAK BALA !
KLEEM BALA !
379
00:15:35,180 --> 00:15:37,790
MY CHILDREN, YOU SHOULD
KNOW SOMETHING--
380
00:15:37,790 --> 00:15:39,520
I'M PACKING.
381
00:15:41,260 --> 00:15:43,860
LET'S GO !
382
00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:46,460
THIS IS SUCH A MAGICAL
CHRISTMAS ADVENTURE, YOU GUYS.
383
00:15:48,630 --> 00:15:53,400
♪ ON THE E-E-ELEVENTH DAY
OF C-CHRISTMAS ♪
384
00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:58,610
♪ MY T-TRUE LOVE
GAVE TO M-M-ME ♪
385
00:15:58,610 --> 00:16:04,240
♪ ELEVEN P-P-PIPERS
P-P-PIPING... ♪
386
00:16:05,980 --> 00:16:07,280
DRINK IT !
DRINK THE OIL !
387
00:16:07,280 --> 00:16:09,020
THIS IS ALL YOU WESTERN
CAPITALISTS WANT !
388
00:16:09,020 --> 00:16:12,050
JESUS CHRIST !
389
00:16:16,830 --> 00:16:18,140
AAH !
390
00:16:18,130 --> 00:16:19,860
THANK, THANK GOD
FOR YOU, JESUS.
391
00:16:19,860 --> 00:16:22,030
HERE--
CAN YOU WALK ?
392
00:16:22,030 --> 00:16:24,200
SANTA'S LEGS
ARE BROKEN.
393
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:25,930
THEY ARE HEALED.
394
00:16:33,310 --> 00:16:35,910
SANTA.
395
00:16:35,910 --> 00:16:38,510
I JUST COULDN'T DO IT.
396
00:16:38,510 --> 00:16:41,120
I JUST COULDN'T
LET HIM LIVE.
397
00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:43,280
HE SHOCKED
SANTA'S BALLS !
398
00:16:44,590 --> 00:16:45,890
MORE SOLDIERS
ARE COMING !
399
00:16:45,890 --> 00:16:47,190
LET'S MOVE-- MOVE !
400
00:16:47,190 --> 00:16:51,960
♪ EIGHT MAIDS
OF M-MILKING... ♪
401
00:16:54,560 --> 00:16:56,300
GET UP THE STAIRS !
THE SLEIGH IS ON THE ROOF !
402
00:16:56,300 --> 00:16:58,470
JESUS !
BEHIND YOU !
403
00:17:01,070 --> 00:17:05,840
JESUS !
404
00:17:05,840 --> 00:17:07,570
AHHAGAHG !
405
00:17:10,180 --> 00:17:11,050
JESUS ?
JESUS ?
406
00:17:13,650 --> 00:17:16,250
DON'T, DON'T WORRY, JESUS,
IT'S NOTHING.
407
00:17:16,250 --> 00:17:18,420
JUST A SCRATCH.
408
00:17:18,420 --> 00:17:21,890
YOU'RE A...
BAD LIAR.
409
00:17:21,890 --> 00:17:25,360
HEY-- BUT WE SURE GAVE 'EM
ONE HELL OF A FIGHT, HUH ?
410
00:17:25,360 --> 00:17:27,530
WE SURE DID, JESUS.
411
00:17:27,530 --> 00:17:30,130
DUDE, THIS IS PRETTY
UP RIGHT HERE.
412
00:17:30,130 --> 00:17:31,870
SANTA--
I'M HERE, JESUS.
413
00:17:31,870 --> 00:17:34,900
DON'T, DON'T EVER--
414
00:17:34,900 --> 00:17:37,070
LET THEM TAKE AWAY--
OUR CHRISTMAS SPIRIT.
415
00:17:40,980 --> 00:17:43,150
OH MY GOD--
IRAQIS KILLED JESUS.
416
00:17:43,150 --> 00:17:45,320
YOU BASTARDS.
417
00:17:46,180 --> 00:17:48,350
COME ON, KIDS !
418
00:17:52,250 --> 00:17:54,420
GET TO THE SLEIGH !
GET TO THE SLEIGH !
419
00:17:59,190 --> 00:18:01,360
START THE SLEIGH !
420
00:18:01,360 --> 00:18:03,960
ON STEVEN, ON FLUFFY,
ON HORRIS AND CHANTEL !
421
00:18:03,970 --> 00:18:05,280
UHH...
422
00:18:05,270 --> 00:18:07,430
ON SKIPPY AND RAINBOW
AND PATCHES AND MONTEL !
423
00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:19,580
♪ LOOK AT ME, I'M RIDING HIGH
IN SANTA'S SLEIGH ♪
424
00:18:19,580 --> 00:18:20,880
♪ IT'S A CHRISTMAS
SPECIAL TIME FOR ME-- ♪
425
00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:23,050
OH SHUT UP, CARTMAN !
426
00:18:23,050 --> 00:18:23,920
YOUR SWEET CHRISTMAS ACT
ISN'T FOOLING ANYBODY !
427
00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:26,520
IT'S NOT AN ACT,
KYLE !
428
00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:28,260
ALL I WANTED WAS FOR THESE
PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND
429
00:18:28,260 --> 00:18:29,990
WHAT CHRISTMAS MEANS.
430
00:18:29,990 --> 00:18:31,290
YOU'RE RIGHT, KID.
431
00:18:31,290 --> 00:18:33,030
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING, SANTA ?
432
00:18:33,030 --> 00:18:36,060
I CAME TO BRING
CHRISTMAS TO IRAQ,
433
00:18:36,060 --> 00:18:38,230
AND BY GOD
I'M GONNA DO IT !
434
00:18:52,550 --> 00:18:55,580
HO HO HO !
MERRY CHRISTMAS !
435
00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:04,260
R.P.G. 4:00 !
436
00:19:11,630 --> 00:19:15,100
BOY, THINGS ARE SURE STARTING
TO LOOK CHRISTMASSY NOW !
437
00:19:15,100 --> 00:19:18,140
MERRY CHRISTMAS !
HO HO HO !
438
00:19:25,510 --> 00:19:26,810
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL !
439
00:19:26,820 --> 00:19:32,460
AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT !
HO HO HO HO HO
440
00:19:32,450 --> 00:19:41,130
♪ AND A P-PARTRIDGE
IN A P-PEAR TREEEEE ♪
441
00:19:41,130 --> 00:19:44,600
THAT'S IT ?
442
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:45,030
THAT'S IT !
THE SONG'S OVER !
443
00:19:45,030 --> 00:19:47,200
WE CAN LIGHT THE TREE !
444
00:19:48,940 --> 00:19:50,240
OH, FINALLY !
445
00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:51,540
GO ON, JIMMY !
446
00:19:51,540 --> 00:19:55,010
THERE'S ONLY FIVE MORE SECONDS
UNTIL CHRISTMAS.
447
00:19:58,480 --> 00:20:01,080
AWWWWW !
448
00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:04,120
CHRISTMAS IS
RUINED AGAIN !
449
00:20:05,420 --> 00:20:08,890
HO HO HO !
450
00:20:14,530 --> 00:20:15,400
STAN !
451
00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:16,700
KYLE !
452
00:20:16,700 --> 00:20:18,000
MOM ! DAD !
WE RODE IN SANTA'S SLEIGH !
453
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,730
WE BROUGHT CHRISTMAS
TO IRAQ !
454
00:20:19,740 --> 00:20:20,610
EVERYONE !
455
00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:22,770
EVERYONE, CAN I PLEASE
HAVE YOUR ATTENTION ?
456
00:20:22,770 --> 00:20:25,370
CHRISTMAS IS A VERY SPECIAL
TIME OF YEAR,
457
00:20:25,370 --> 00:20:27,980
BUT THIS YEAR IT ALMOST
DIDN'T HAPPEN.
458
00:20:27,980 --> 00:20:31,880
THERE'S A MAN NAMED JESUS WHO
GAVE HIS LIFE TO SAVE ME.
459
00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:34,920
AND SO, I DECLARE THAT
EVERY YEAR ON CHRISTMAS DAY
460
00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:37,950
WE SHOULD REMEMBER JESUS
FOR WHAT HE DID
461
00:20:37,950 --> 00:20:40,120
AND THANK HIM FOR IT.
462
00:20:40,120 --> 00:20:44,020
FROM NOW ON, CHRISTMAS WILL BE
A DAY FOR REMEMBERING
463
00:20:44,030 --> 00:20:47,070
A BRAVE MAN
NAMED JESUS.
464
00:20:47,930 --> 00:20:50,530
NOW IF YOU'LL ALL
EXCUSE ME,
465
00:20:50,530 --> 00:20:52,270
I'VE GOT A LOT OF WORK
TO DO.
466
00:20:52,270 --> 00:20:54,430
I'LL HELP YOU, SANTA !
467
00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:56,180
OH, AND BOYS,
YOU MIGHT WANT TO CHECK
468
00:20:56,170 --> 00:20:58,340
UNDER THE CHRISTMAS TREE !
469
00:20:58,340 --> 00:21:02,680
HO HO HO !
MERRY CHRISTMAS !
470
00:21:08,750 --> 00:21:10,920
WOW, LOOK, YOU GUYS !
SANTA GOT US ALL HAIBO DOLLS !
471
00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:13,950
AW, GOD DAMMIT !
472
00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:17,430
CARTMAN, I THOUGHT ALL
YOU WANTED WAS A HAIBO DOLL !
473
00:21:17,430 --> 00:21:19,600
YEAH, BUT NOT IF
YOU GUYS HAVE ONE TOO !
474
00:21:19,590 --> 00:21:21,330
NOW IT'S WORTHLESS
AND GAY !
475
00:21:21,330 --> 00:21:23,060
GOD DAMMIT, I'LL NEVER
TRY TO BE NICE AGAIN !
476
00:21:23,060 --> 00:21:25,230
WELL, ALL IN ALL
I HAVE TO SAY
477
00:21:25,230 --> 00:21:26,970
THIS WAS A PRETTY
SPECIAL CHRISTMAS.
478
00:21:26,970 --> 00:21:28,700
HEY GUYS,
WHAT'S GOING ON ?
479
00:21:28,700 --> 00:21:30,000
OH, HEY, KENNY.
480
00:21:30,010 --> 00:21:30,880
DUDE, WHERE
HAVE YOU BEEN ?
481
00:21:30,870 --> 00:21:32,610
I'VE JUST BEEN
HANGING OUT.
482
00:21:32,610 --> 00:21:33,910
WELL, COME ON, WE GOTTA
TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED !
483
00:21:33,910 --> 00:21:35,210
I'M SURE GLAD
IT'S OVER WITH !
484
00:21:35,210 --> 00:21:36,940
YEAH, BUT I FEEL LIKE THINGS
ARE FINALLY BACK TO NORMAL.
485
00:21:36,950 --> 00:21:38,260
YEAH !
486
00:21:40,420 --> 00:21:42,590
♪ THE POO-CHOO TRAIN'S
LAYING DOWN ITS TRACKS ♪
487
00:21:42,580 --> 00:21:44,320
♪ WITH A-- ♪
POO-CHOO !
488
00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:45,620
♪ ALL THE WAY
AND BACK ♪
489
00:21:45,620 --> 00:21:47,790
♪ POO-CHOO TRAIN
IS MY FAVORITE THING ♪
490
00:21:47,790 --> 00:21:51,690
♪ SPREADING CHRISTMAS JOY
AS WE RIDE AND SING ♪
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