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♪ I'M GOING DOWN
TO SOUTH PARK ♪
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♪ GONNA HAVE
MYSELF A TIME ♪
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♪ FRIENDLY FACES
EVERYWHERE ♪
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♪ HUMBLE FOLKS
WITHOUT TEMPTATION ♪
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♪ GOING DOWN
TO SOUTH PARK ♪
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♪ GONNA LEAVE MY
WOES BEHIND ♪
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♪ AMPLE PARKING
DAY OR NIGHT ♪
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♪ PEOPLE SPOUTING
"HOWDY NEIGHBOR" ♪
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♪ HEADIN' ON UP
TO SOUTH PARK ♪
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♪ GONNA SEE
IF I CAN'T UNWIND ♪
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♪ TIM-TMAH TIM-MAH,
TIM-MAH TIM-MAH TIMMY TIM-MAH ♪
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♪ SO COME ON DOWN
TO SOUTH PARK ♪
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♪ AND MEET SOME
FRIENDS OF MINE ♪
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THROW IT AWAY, CLYDE.
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I'M NOT GONNA TOUCH IT.
YOU THROW IT AWAY.
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WHAT'S GOING ON ?
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SOME HIGH-SCHOOLERS LEFT A
MARIJUANA CIGARETTE BEHIND.
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WE HAVE TO THROW IT AWAY BEFORE
SOME KIDS FIND IT OR SOMETHING.
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SO THROW IT AWAY.
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NOBODY WANTS TO
TOUCH IT.
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WHAT IF THE RESIDUE
GETS ON OUR HANDS
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AND IT LEADS TO HARDER DRUGS
LIKE THOSE COMMERCIALS SAY ?
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YEAH, DIDN'T YOU SEE THAT
COMMERCIAL WHERE IT SAYS
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IF YOU HAVE POT YOU CAN
BECOME A TERRORIST ?
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AND THE COMMERCIAL
WHERE TWO KIDS HAVE POT
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AND THE ONE KID
SHOOTS THE OTHER.
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HARMLESS ?
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YOU GUYS, THOSE COMMERCIALS
ARE JUST EXAGGERATIONS.
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HOW DO YOU KNOW ?
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NONE OF US HAVE EVER
HAD ANY DRUGS BEFORE.
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WELL, I DID
ECSTASY ONCE.
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ME AND MY
GIRLFRIEND TOOK IT,
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AND WE STAYED UP ALL NIGHT
HAVING S-S-SEX.
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WHERE DID YOU HAVE
SEX WITH HER ?
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IN HER V-V-VAGINA.
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THANK YOU,
THANK YOU.
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WHAT A TERRIFIC AUDIENCE.
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IT'S JUST A STUPID PLANT
THAT MAKES YOU DUMB.
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TOUCHING IT
WON'T HURT YOU.
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THEN YOU THROW IT AWAY,
SMARTASS.
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FINE, I WILL.
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THERE-- SEE ?
I TOUCHED MARIJUANA--
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I'M NOT A TERRORIST,
I DIDN'T SHOOT ANYBODY
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AND I DON'T FEEL LIKE
DOING MORE DRUGS NOW.
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NO BIG DEAL.
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You kids
don't around
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with your mom !
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Dad, we can't !
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The
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STAN, WHAT'D I TELL YOU ABOUT
WATCHING "THE OSBOURNES" ?
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OH, COME ON, MOM !
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IT'S GOING TO MAKE YOU
RETARDED !
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IT'S JUST A SHOW !
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IT DOESN'T HAVE ANY
EFFECT ON ME
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FOR 'S SAKE !
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OH GOODIE, NOW WE CAN
WATCH THE NEWS.
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In other news, South Park
police are still looking for
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a crazy man who terrorized
the town one hour ago.
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The man claimed to be
from the future
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and ran naked
through the city streets,
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screaming, "The past !
The past !
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Oh my god,
it's the past !"
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Which is what one would expect
someone from the future to yell.
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OH MY GOD,
IT'S THE PAST !
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OH WHOA, MAN,
IT'S YOU !
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WHO ARE YOU ?
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IT'S ME, MOM,
YOUR SON, STAN !
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WHO IS IT, SHARON ?
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DAD !
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DAD ?
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LOOK, WE DON'T KNOW YOU
AND YOU DON'T KNOW US.
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JUST GO AWAY BEFORE
WE CALL THE POLICE.
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WHO THE IS IT,
MOM AND DAD ?
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NO WAY, IT'S ME
FROM THE PAST !
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I'M ME FROM THE PAST ?
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NO, I'M YOU
FROM THE FUTURE.
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OH MAN, THIS IS
SO MESSED UP.
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OKAY, WE'VE HAD ENOUGH.
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YOUR NAME'S RANDY MARSH.
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YOU'RE A GEOLOGIST AND
YOU DON'T LIKE CHICKEN.
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MOM, YOUR MAIDEN NAME
IS KIMBLE
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AND YOU HAVE A SCAR
ON YOUR LEFT KNEE
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FROM WHEN YOU SLIPPED AT
THE SWIMMING POOL !
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RANDY,
WHAT'S GOING ON ?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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DUDE, JUST LET ME TALK TO YOU
FOR LIKE FIVE MINUTES.
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AFTER THAT, I'LL BAIL.
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I CAN STILL REMEMBER
WHEN I WAS FIVE
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AND YOU BOTH FOUND THAT SQUIRREL
I'D BEEN KEEPING IN THE CLOSET,
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AND YOU LET ME KEEP IT
FOR ANOTHER WEEK,
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AND THEN IT RAN AWAY.
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BUT THAT'S WHAT
YOU TOLD ME,
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I KNEW MOM HAD ACTUALLY
LET IT OUT.
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HOW COULD HE POSSIBLY
KNOW ALL THAT ?
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UNLESS-- HE IS OUR SON
FROM THE FUTURE.
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BUT WHY ARE YOU BACK IN THIS
TIME WITH US, SON ?
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I HAVE NO IDEA, MAN, I WAS
JUST ABOUT TO GO TO SLEEP
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IN AN ALLEY BEHIND
THE CRACK HOUSE.
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I HAD SHOT UP
A LITTLE HEROIN,
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AND THEN THIS ELECTRICAL
STORM STARTED.
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THE NEXT THING I KNEW
I WAS RUNNING AROUND
IN MY OWN PAST, MAN.
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I THOUGHT I WAS
JUST TRIPPING,
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BUT THEN I CAME DOWN
AND I WAS STILL HERE !
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OH DUDE,
IT'S SO BIZARRE !
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OH DUDE, I SHOULD'VE NEVER
TOUCHED THAT MARIJUANA.
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STAN, WHATEVER HAS HAPPENED,
WE'RE GOING TO HELP YOU.
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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WE'RE A FAMILY,
NO MATTER WHAT TIME SHIFT.
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THANKS. COULD I GET
ANOTHER BEER ?
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YOU MUST BE EXHAUSTED.
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WHY DON'T YOU
GET SOME SLEEP ?
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THAT'D BE KILLER.
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WHERE CAN I
CRASH ?
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WELL, I'M SURE STAN WOULDN'T
MIND SHARING HIS ROOM.
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WHAT ?! I HAVE TO SHARE
MY ROOM WITH MY FUTURE SELF ?
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OH, NO !
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♪ HERE WE ARE
FACE TO FACE ♪
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♪ MY FUTURE SELF N' ME ♪
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STOP IT.
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♪ SO MUCH ALIKE
AND YET SO DIFFERENT ♪
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♪ ONE OF US MESSY
THE OTHER ONE CLEAN ♪
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♪ GETTIN' ALONG
ISN'T ALWAYS EASY ♪
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♪ SOMETIMES WE DISAGREE ♪
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QUIT IT.
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♪ BUT IN THE END WE KNOW
WE'RE GOOD FOR EACH OTHER ♪
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♪ TWO PEAS IN A POD
FUTURE SELF N' ME ♪
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♪ FUTURE SELF
N' ME ♪
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♪ FUTURE SELF N'... ♪
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♪ NNNNN' ME ♪
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HEY GUYS.
HEY.
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WHOA !
KYLE AND CARTMAN !
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SO COOL TO
SEE YOU GUYS !
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WHO'S THIS ASSHOLE ?
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THIS IS MY FUTURE SELF.
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HE CAME DURING THE ELECTRICAL
STORM LAST NIGHT,
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AND IS CAUGHT IN
A TIME MATRIX.
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HE'S ME WHEN I'M 32.
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WOW,
THAT'S PRETTY COOL.
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BUT HOW DOES HE
KNOW OUR NAMES ?
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'CAUSE, R-TARD,
HE'S STAN FROM THE FUTURE !
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HE KNOWS EVERYTHING
STAN KNOWS.
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OHHH.
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WAIT-- STAN BECOMES
THIS DOUCHE BAG ?
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YEAH, I SPENT A LOT OF MY
TEENAGE YEARS ON A SLOW,
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DOWNWARD SPIRAL EXPERIMENTING
WITH DRUGS AND ALCOHOL.
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HA HA AHAAA !
HAA AHAAA HAAA !
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SHUT UP, CARTMAN !
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THAT IS SO AWESOME !
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THANK YOU, GOD !
OH, PRAISE GOD !
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HEY, WHAT HAPPENS TO ME
IN THE FUTURE ?
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OH, I DON'T KNOW.
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YOU GUYS STAYED AWAY FROM
DRUGS SO YOU WERE OKAY.
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I JUST LOST TOUCH WITH YOU
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AFTER I WAS SENT TO
JUVIE HALL IN 2006.
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JUVIE HALL !
HA HAHAHA !
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STAN'S A LOSER !
STAN'S A LOSER !
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GOD DAMMIT.
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THANKS FOR STAYING AFTER SCHOOL
AND TUTORING ME, BUTTERS.
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WELL, SURE THING, STAN.
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BUT HOW COME YOU CARE ABOUT
SCHOOLWORK ALL OF A SUDDEN ?
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I TOLD YOU, I CAN'T STAND
MY FUTURE SELF !
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I HAVE TO DO WHATEVER I CAN TO
NOT BECOME A LOSER LIKE HIM.
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WELL, STUDYING
IS THE GOLDEN KEY
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TO THE IMPOSING DOOR
OF SUCCESS.
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I JUST CAN'T STAND
HAVING MY FUTURE SELF
AROUND ALL THE TIME.
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IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY !
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MAYBE IF I GET SMARTER
I WON'T BECOME HIM
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AND I WON'T HAVE TO
SHARE MY ROOM !
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I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.
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I HATE HAVING MY
FUTURE SELF AROUND TOO !
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YEAH, IT'S LIKE
EVERYTHING I DO, HE--
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WAIT A MINUTE--
WHAT DID YOU SAY ?
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I SAID I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL.
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MY LIFE HAS GONE
COMPLETELY DOWNHILL
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EVER SINCE MY
FUTURE SELF MOVED IN.
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I HATE HIM.
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ALL HE EVER WANTS TO DO
IS WATCH "BECKER".
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AND THAT SHOW
IS SO STUPID.
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DUDE, HOW LONG HAS YOUR
FUTURE SELF BEEN AROUND ?
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OH, I GUESS IT'S BEEN
ABOUT FOUR MONTHS NOW.
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FOUR MONTHS ?!
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AND YOU NEVER TOLD ANYBODY
YOU WERE LIVING WITH
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YOURSELF FROM THE FUTURE ?!
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NOBODY ASKED.
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WHERE IS HE NOW ?
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PROBABLY WATCHING
"BECKER".
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My name is T. Becker.
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The "T" stands for
"Terrific".
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HA HA HA !
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SEE, HERE HE IS--
FUTURE BUTTERS.
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FUTURE SELF, THIS IS
MY GOOD FRIEND--
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STAN !
SURE I REMEMBER YOU !
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YUP, WEARING THAT PUFFBALL
HAT LIKE ALWAYS !
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OH, HELLO, BOYS.
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FUTURE BUTTERS, IT'S TIME TO
TAKE YOUR LIVER MEDICINE.
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LIVER MEDICINE ?
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YEAH, MY FUTURE SELF
HAS A BAD KIDNEY
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FROM ALL THE DRINKING
HE DID IN HIGH SCHOOL.
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I NEED TO LEARN
TO BEHAVE MYSELF.
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HEY, WHERE ARE YOU
GOING, STAN ?
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ALRIGHT, WHERE'S THAT
SON OF A BITCH'S WALLET ?
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WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR,
HUH, STAN ?
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BUTTERS, DON'T YOU THINK IT'S
A LITTLE BIT OF A COINCIDENCE
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THAT BOTH YOUR FUTURE SELF
AND MY FUTURE SELF
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GOT CAUGHT IN A
"MATRIX-ANX" TIME PLANE ?
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WELL, WE BOTH GOT THE SAME
TEACHER FOR HOMEROOM, TOO.
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YOU DIDN'T SAY
ANYTHING THEN.
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HERE IT IS.
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THERE HAS TO BE
SOMETHING--
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WAIT, WHAT'S THIS ?
THIS EXPIRES IN 2002.
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WHY WOULD HE HAVE THIS
IN HIS WALLET ?
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I DON'T FOLLOW.
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3451 COLFAX AVENUE.
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COME ON, BUTTERS !
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OOH, ARE WE OFF
ON AN ADVENTURE ?!
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HERE IT IS--
MOTIVATIONCORP.
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I DON'T THINK WE'RE SUPPOSED
TO GO IN THERE, STAN.
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MAYBE WE SHOULD GO
ADVENTURING SOMEWHERE ELSE.
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BUTTERS, PART OF BEING
ON AN ADVENTURE
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IS YOU GO PLACES
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO !
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OH !
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WELL, YOU'RE GOOD AT
ADVENTURIN', HUH, STAN ?
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WHAT THE HELL
IS GOING ON HERE ?
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AND IT SHOULD TAKE
ABOUT A MONTH
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TO ACHIEVE THE
RESULTS YOU WANT.
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WELL, MR. AND
MRS. BROOKS,
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I THINK YOU'RE
GONNA BE VERY PLEASED
WITH THE RESULTS.
228
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WE SURE HOPE SO.
229
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WE JUST DON'T KNOW HOW TO
TALK TO OUR SON ABOUT DRUGS.
230
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WELL, NOW YOU WON'T
HAVE TO.
231
00:07:57,590 --> 00:07:58,890
AH, HERE HE IS.
232
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THIS IS JOSH CASHNER,
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HE'LL BE PLAYING THE ROLE
OF YOUR FUTURE SON.
234
00:08:01,060 --> 00:08:04,100
NICE TO MEET YOU--
"MOM AND DAD" !
235
00:08:05,840 --> 00:08:08,010
MY GOODNESS, HE DOES LOOK
A LITTLE LIKE KEVIN.
236
00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:10,170
YES, AND HE KNOWS ALL
YOUR FAMILY HISTORY
237
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AND EVERY DETAIL
OF YOUR HOUSE.
238
00:08:11,470 --> 00:08:14,510
AND, HE'S WORKED UP QUITE
A FUTURE FOR YOUR SON !
239
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I'M GOING TO TELL HIM THAT
I DROPPED OUT OF SCHOOL
240
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AND WENT TO PRISON
FOR EIGHT YEARS
241
00:08:18,410 --> 00:08:19,710
WHERE I WAS SODOMIZED !
242
00:08:19,720 --> 00:08:21,030
IN THE ASS !
243
00:08:21,020 --> 00:08:23,180
OOH-HOO, THAT SHOULD GET KEVIN
TO STAY CLEAR OF DRUGS.
244
00:08:23,190 --> 00:08:24,500
IT SURE SHOULD !
245
00:08:24,490 --> 00:08:27,520
ALRIGHT, SO WE'LL PUT THE
FAKE NEWS REPORT OUT
ON TUESDAY NIGHT--
246
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MAKE SURE YOUR SON IS WATCHING
THE CHANNEL FOUR NEWS.
247
00:08:29,690 --> 00:08:32,290
OH, AND THAT'S WHEN YOU FAKE THE
ELECTRICAL STORM AS WELL ?
248
00:08:32,290 --> 00:08:34,460
MOTIVATIONCORP TAKES CARE
OF EVERYTHING.
249
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JUST FOLLOW THESE SIMPLE SCRIPTS
WHEN YOUR ACTOR ARRIVES.
250
00:08:36,200 --> 00:08:38,800
"LISTEN TO ME,
YOU CRAZY PERSON.
251
00:08:38,800 --> 00:08:41,840
THERE'S NO WAY YOU CAN
BE FROM THE FUTURE."
252
00:08:41,840 --> 00:08:43,570
OOH ! THIS IS
GOING TO BE FUN !
253
00:08:43,570 --> 00:08:45,310
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT,
IT'S ALL A SCAM !
254
00:08:45,310 --> 00:08:46,610
YEAH, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT !
255
00:08:46,610 --> 00:08:48,340
THEY'VE ALL BEEN LYING TO US
THIS WHOLE TIME !
256
00:08:48,340 --> 00:08:49,640
THIS WHOLE TIME !
257
00:08:49,650 --> 00:08:53,120
I WONDER IF MY FUTURE SELF
KNOWS ANYTHING ABOUT THIS.
258
00:08:55,720 --> 00:08:57,020
HEY, MAYBE MY FUTURE SELF
REMEMBERS THIS HAPPENING
259
00:08:57,020 --> 00:08:59,620
AND CAN SHED SOME LIGHT
ON THE SUBJECT.
260
00:08:59,620 --> 00:09:00,490
BUTTERS,
DON'T YOU GET IT ?!
261
00:09:00,490 --> 00:09:01,790
THOSE ASSHOLES AREN'T
OUR FUTURE SELVES,
262
00:09:01,790 --> 00:09:03,960
OUR PARENTS HIRED THEM TO
MAKE US MORE MOTIVATED !
263
00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:06,130
BUT THEN WHY DID THEY
COME BACK TO THE PAST ?
264
00:09:06,130 --> 00:09:08,730
THEY DIDN'T COME BACK TO
THE PAST, YOU DUMBASS !
265
00:09:08,730 --> 00:09:09,160
THEY'RE ACTORS !
266
00:09:09,170 --> 00:09:11,780
OH.
267
00:09:11,770 --> 00:09:12,630
OHH...
268
00:09:12,640 --> 00:09:14,380
BUT THAT'S LIKE
THEY'RE LYING.
269
00:09:14,370 --> 00:09:15,240
IT IS LYING, BUTTERS.
270
00:09:15,240 --> 00:09:17,410
YOUR PARENTS LIED TO YOU
AND MY PARENTS LIED TO ME !
271
00:09:17,410 --> 00:09:18,270
GET IT ?!
272
00:09:18,270 --> 00:09:20,010
OOH, THAT MAKES ME ANGRY.
273
00:09:20,010 --> 00:09:23,480
WHY, IF PROFESSOR CHAOS
WERE HERE HE WOULD MAKE
EVERYONE PAY !
274
00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:24,780
WHO'S THAT ?
275
00:09:24,780 --> 00:09:25,650
YOU KNOW,
PROFESSOR CHAOS--
276
00:09:25,650 --> 00:09:26,950
BRINGER OF DESTRUCTION
AND DISORDER !
277
00:09:26,950 --> 00:09:27,820
WHAT ?
278
00:09:27,820 --> 00:09:29,120
FOLLOW ME
BACK HOME, STAN.
279
00:09:29,120 --> 00:09:32,590
IT'S TIME I LET YOU IN ON
A HORRIBLE SECRET.
280
00:09:34,760 --> 00:09:36,060
WAIT RIGHT HERE, STAN.
281
00:09:36,060 --> 00:09:38,230
I WARN YOU, YOU MAY NOT LIKE
WHAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE.
282
00:09:40,400 --> 00:09:41,710
WE HAVE TO TEACH
OUR PARENTS A LESSON.
283
00:09:41,700 --> 00:09:43,000
SHOW THEM THEY CAN'T JUST PLAY
WITH OUR EMOTIONS LIKE THAT.
284
00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:46,470
HA HA HA HAAAA !
285
00:09:46,470 --> 00:09:49,070
NOW YOU KNOW MY
TERRIBLE SECRET !
286
00:09:49,070 --> 00:09:50,810
YOU'RE GAY ?
287
00:09:50,810 --> 00:09:52,110
THAT'S FINE IF YOU'RE GAY,
BUTTERS, I DON'T CARE.
288
00:09:52,110 --> 00:09:53,840
HUH ?
289
00:09:53,840 --> 00:09:54,710
NO, I'M PROFESSOR CHAOS.
290
00:09:54,710 --> 00:09:56,440
WE HAVE TO TEACH OUR PARENTS
A LESSON, BUTTERS !
291
00:09:56,450 --> 00:09:57,760
WE'RE RUNNING AWAY !
292
00:09:57,750 --> 00:09:59,910
HELP ME FIND THE PERFECT PLACE
TO RUN AWAY TO !
293
00:10:00,350 --> 00:10:03,380
MMM... MAYBE I USED A LITTLE
TOO MUCH SILVER.
294
00:10:07,260 --> 00:10:09,000
HOW ABOUT THIS--
WINTER PARK.
295
00:10:08,990 --> 00:10:09,420
IT LOOKS KINDA NICE.
296
00:10:09,430 --> 00:10:11,600
NO, WE GOTTA RUN AWAY
SOMEWHERE WARM.
297
00:10:11,590 --> 00:10:13,330
OH, LOOK AT THIS, STAN.
298
00:10:13,330 --> 00:10:14,630
"ARE YOU SICK OF
YOUR PARENTS ?
299
00:10:14,630 --> 00:10:16,360
"DO YOU WANT REVENGE FOR
SOMETHING THEY'VE DONE TO YOU ?
300
00:10:16,370 --> 00:10:18,980
"CALL THE PARENTAL REVENGE
CENTER OF WESTERN AMERICA
301
00:10:18,970 --> 00:10:20,270
"FOR A FREE CONSULTATION.
302
00:10:20,270 --> 00:10:22,440
RESULTS GUARANTEED."
303
00:10:22,440 --> 00:10:23,300
DUDE, I DIDN'T KNOW
THERE WAS SUCH A THING !
304
00:10:23,310 --> 00:10:26,780
HEY LOOK, SOMEBODY
LOST THEIR CAT.
305
00:10:26,780 --> 00:10:28,950
UH, HI, IS THIS THE
PARENTAL REVENGE CENTER
306
00:10:28,940 --> 00:10:29,810
OF WESTERN AMERICA ?
307
00:10:29,810 --> 00:10:31,110
UH, I'M REALLY PISSED OFF
AT MY PARENTS
308
00:10:31,110 --> 00:10:33,280
AND I WANT TO IMPOSE SWIFT AND
HORRIBLE REVENGE UPON THEM ?
309
00:10:33,280 --> 00:10:34,150
LOOK, YOU CAN MAKE
YOUR WIENER BIGGER
310
00:10:34,150 --> 00:10:35,880
IN JUST THREE WEEKS.
311
00:10:35,890 --> 00:10:37,190
OH REALLY ?
312
00:10:37,190 --> 00:10:38,930
OKAY, WHERE ARE YOU
LOCATED, PLEASE ?
313
00:10:38,920 --> 00:10:41,520
GREAT, UM, CAN I
COME BY TOMORROW ?
314
00:10:41,520 --> 00:10:43,690
THIS LADY WILL COME AND
MASSAGE YOUR WIENER FOR $95.
315
00:10:43,690 --> 00:10:44,990
WELL, THAT'S A
PRETTY GOOD DEAL.
316
00:10:44,990 --> 00:10:45,860
11:00 IS GREAT,
THANK YOU.
317
00:10:45,860 --> 00:10:47,160
THAT WAS EASY !
318
00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:48,460
I JUST HAVE TO
GO TO THEIR OFFICE
319
00:10:48,460 --> 00:10:50,200
AND THEY'LL HELP ME FIGURE OUT
HOW TO GET BACK AT MY PARENTS.
320
00:10:50,200 --> 00:10:52,370
HEY, I WANNA GET REVENGE ON
MY DOUCHE BAG PARENTS TOO !
321
00:10:52,370 --> 00:10:53,670
FINE, THEN YOU CAN
COME WITH ME.
322
00:10:53,670 --> 00:10:54,540
HOORAY !
323
00:10:54,540 --> 00:10:55,840
AND THEN WE CAN
MAKE OUR WIENERS BIGGER
324
00:10:55,840 --> 00:10:57,570
AND HAVE A LADY
MASSAGE 'EM.
325
00:11:03,650 --> 00:11:04,960
I GUESS THIS IS IT.
326
00:11:08,420 --> 00:11:09,720
UH, HELLO ?
327
00:11:09,720 --> 00:11:11,890
WE'RE HERE ABOUT REVENGE
ON OUR PARENTS ?
328
00:11:11,890 --> 00:11:12,320
YES, COME IN, PLEASE.
329
00:11:12,320 --> 00:11:14,490
CARTMAN ?!
330
00:11:14,490 --> 00:11:16,220
OH, STAN, BUTTERS, I DIDN'T
KNOW IT WAS YOU GUYS.
331
00:11:16,230 --> 00:11:17,540
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU
DOING HERE ?
332
00:11:17,530 --> 00:11:19,690
I'M RUNNING A BUSINESS, STAN,
ARE YOU MY 11:00 ?
333
00:11:19,700 --> 00:11:21,440
YOU'RE THE PARENTAL REVENGE
CENTER OF WESTERN AMERICA ?
334
00:11:21,430 --> 00:11:24,030
GOD DAMMIT, I KNEW THIS WAS
TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE.
335
00:11:24,030 --> 00:11:24,900
COME ON, BUTTERS,
LET'S GO !
336
00:11:24,900 --> 00:11:26,630
SO YOU DON'T WANT TO
MAKE YOUR PARENTS SUFFER
337
00:11:26,640 --> 00:11:27,950
AND PAY FOR
MISTREATING YOU THEN ?
338
00:11:27,940 --> 00:11:30,100
LOOK, I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOUR PARENTS DID TO YOU,
339
00:11:30,110 --> 00:11:32,280
BUT IF YOU'RE HERE, I TAKE IT
THEY PISSED YOU OFF PRETTY GOOD.
340
00:11:32,270 --> 00:11:34,880
MAYBE YOU SHOULD AT LEAST
HEAR WHAT I HAVE TO OFFER ?
341
00:11:34,880 --> 00:11:36,610
I'M SORRY, WE THOUGHT THIS WAS
A LEGITIMATE BUSINESS.
342
00:11:36,610 --> 00:11:37,910
AND IT IS, I ASSURE YOU.
343
00:11:37,910 --> 00:11:38,780
I STARTED THIS BUSINESS
OVER THREE MONTHS AGO,
344
00:11:38,780 --> 00:11:40,510
FROM THE GROUND UP.
345
00:11:40,520 --> 00:11:42,690
I'VE BEEN HELPING CHILDREN
GET BACK AT THEIR PARENTS
EVER SINCE.
346
00:11:42,690 --> 00:11:44,430
HOW MANY PARENTS HAVE YOU
EXACTED REVENGE UPON ?
347
00:11:44,420 --> 00:11:46,150
CRAIG'S.
AND CLYDE'S.
348
00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:47,030
OH, AND KYLE'S.
BUT THAT WAS A FREEBIE.
349
00:11:47,020 --> 00:11:49,190
LOOK, I RUN A LEGITIMATE
BUSINESS HERE
350
00:11:49,190 --> 00:11:50,930
WITH STATE-OF-THE-ART COMPUTERS,
CHARTS AND TECHNOLOGY.
351
00:11:50,930 --> 00:11:52,230
LOOK AROUND YOU.
352
00:11:52,230 --> 00:11:55,260
I KNOW HOW IT FEELS TO BE
REALLY, REALLY PISSED OFF
AT YOUR PARENTS.
353
00:11:55,260 --> 00:11:57,870
AND I WILL WORK HARD--
FOR YOU.
354
00:11:57,870 --> 00:12:01,770
OUR MOMS AND DADS LIED TO US
ABOUT THOSE FUTURE SELVES.
355
00:12:01,770 --> 00:12:02,640
IT WAS JUST A TRICK TO GET US
356
00:12:02,640 --> 00:12:04,370
TO NOT WANT TO TRY
DRUGS OR ALCOHOL.
357
00:12:04,370 --> 00:12:05,670
GOD DAMMIT.
358
00:12:05,670 --> 00:12:06,970
SEE, THIS IS EXACTLY WHY
I STARTED THIS BUSINESS.
359
00:12:06,980 --> 00:12:09,150
IF A PARENT CAN'T
RESPECT THEIR CHILD,
360
00:12:09,140 --> 00:12:10,010
THEN WHO CAN THEY
RESPECT, HUH ?
361
00:12:10,010 --> 00:12:11,750
YEAH !
362
00:12:11,750 --> 00:12:13,480
LISTEN, PARENTS UNDERSTAND ONE
THING, AND THAT'S CONSEQUENCES.
363
00:12:13,480 --> 00:12:15,220
THEY NEED TO SEE CONSEQUENCES
FROM THEIR ACTIONS
364
00:12:15,220 --> 00:12:16,950
OR ELSE THEY'LL NEVER LEARN.
365
00:12:16,950 --> 00:12:18,250
WHAT MY COMPANY DOES IS
INFLICTS THOSE CONSEQUENCES
366
00:12:18,250 --> 00:12:21,290
UPON THE PARENTS IN A VERY REAL
AND VERY DIRECT WAY.
367
00:12:21,290 --> 00:12:23,020
HOW MUCH IS THIS
GOING TO COST US ?
368
00:12:23,030 --> 00:12:26,070
$18,000.
369
00:12:27,360 --> 00:12:29,100
HOW ABOUT JUST
387 EASY PAYMENTS
370
00:12:29,100 --> 00:12:29,960
OF 199.95 ?
371
00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:35,180
HOW ABOUT FIVE BUCKS ?
372
00:12:35,170 --> 00:12:38,640
SO EVERYTHING IS WORKING OUT
WITH YOUR FUTURE ACTOR ?
373
00:12:38,640 --> 00:12:40,370
YOUR SON SEEMS TO BE
RESPONDING ?
374
00:12:40,380 --> 00:12:41,250
I THINK HE'S PRETTY SCARED
ALL RIGHT.
375
00:12:41,240 --> 00:12:42,980
IT'S JUST
A LITTLE WEIRD
376
00:12:42,980 --> 00:12:44,710
HAVING TO KEEP LYING
TO OUR BOY LIKE THIS.
377
00:12:44,710 --> 00:12:46,880
WELL YOU KNOW WHAT US
ULTRA-LIBERALS SAY.
378
00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:50,350
"WHEN IT COMES TO CHILDREN
AND DRUGS, LIES ARE OKAY."
379
00:12:50,350 --> 00:12:52,520
THE ENDS JUSTIFY THE MEANS.
380
00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:53,820
WELL, TAKE SMOKING
FOR INSTANCE--
381
00:12:53,820 --> 00:12:55,560
THE TRUTH IS
THERE'S NO HARD EVIDENCE
382
00:12:55,560 --> 00:12:56,860
THAT SECONDHAND SMOKE
CAN KILL,
383
00:12:56,860 --> 00:12:58,160
BUT WE BELIEVE IT'S OKAY
TO LIE ABOUT IT
384
00:12:58,160 --> 00:13:01,200
AS LONG AS IT GETS PEOPLE
TO STOP SMOKING.
385
00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:02,500
WELL, THAT MAKES SENSE.
386
00:13:02,500 --> 00:13:04,670
SO IT IS WITH EVERYTHING
HERE AT MOTIVATIONCORP.
387
00:13:04,670 --> 00:13:06,400
IT'S OKAY FOR US TO LIE
AND TELL KIDS
388
00:13:06,400 --> 00:13:08,140
THAT ALL MARIJUANA
SUPPORTS TERRORISM,
389
00:13:08,140 --> 00:13:09,870
OR THAT ONE PILL OF ECSTASY
IS GONNA KILL THEM.
390
00:13:09,870 --> 00:13:13,770
IT'S NOT NECESSARILY TRUE,
BUT THE ENDS JUSTIFY THE MEANS.
391
00:13:13,780 --> 00:13:15,950
I THINK THAT WHEN
THIS IS ALL OVER
392
00:13:15,940 --> 00:13:17,240
OUR SON IS
GONNA THANK US.
393
00:13:20,280 --> 00:13:21,580
OKAY, BUTTERS,
LET'S START WITH YOU.
394
00:13:21,580 --> 00:13:22,880
I THINK I FOUND A GREAT WAY
TO GET REVENGE ON YOUR PARENTS.
395
00:13:22,890 --> 00:13:24,630
TELL ME IF I'M GOING IN THE
RIGHT DIRECTION HERE.
396
00:13:24,620 --> 00:13:25,920
WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO, BUTTERS,
397
00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:27,220
IS WAIT FOR YOUR PARENTS
TO LEAVE THE HOUSE,
398
00:13:27,220 --> 00:13:31,130
AND THEN, SMEAR ALL
THE WALLS-- WITH POOP.
399
00:13:31,130 --> 00:13:32,860
HUH ! THAT'LL MAKE 'EM
AWFUL SORE !
400
00:13:32,860 --> 00:13:35,030
NOW, I WANT YOU TO TAKE A LOOK
AT SOME OF THESE POOP SWATCHES.
401
00:13:35,030 --> 00:13:36,330
POOP SWATCHES ?
402
00:13:36,330 --> 00:13:38,070
POOP COMES IN A LOT OF
VARIETIES, BUTTERS,
403
00:13:38,070 --> 00:13:38,930
I WANNA FIND
THE PERFECT ONE,
404
00:13:38,930 --> 00:13:40,670
TAILORED TO YOUR REVENGE
ON YOUR PARENTS.
405
00:13:40,670 --> 00:13:42,400
HEY, THAT'S NEAT-O,
HUH, STAN ?
406
00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:43,700
PERSONALLY, I LIKE
THE "BABY GREEN".
407
00:13:43,710 --> 00:13:45,880
BUT I ALSO THINK THAT
"CLASSIC BROWN"
408
00:13:45,870 --> 00:13:47,170
WOULD GO NICELY
WITH YOUR HOUSE.
409
00:13:47,180 --> 00:13:48,920
WOW, YOU SURE ARE
PROFESSIONAL, ERIC.
410
00:13:48,910 --> 00:13:50,640
I DON'T KNOW WHICH
SWATCH I LIKE BEST.
411
00:13:50,650 --> 00:13:52,820
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT
WE COULD DO, BUTTERS,
412
00:13:52,820 --> 00:13:54,560
IS GO WITH BABY GREEN
IN THE LIVING ROOM
413
00:13:54,550 --> 00:13:57,150
AND THEN MAYBE A CLASSIC BROWN
OR EVEN "NUT N' CORN CRUNCH"
414
00:13:57,150 --> 00:13:57,590
IN YOUR PARENTS BEDROOM.
415
00:13:57,590 --> 00:13:58,890
THAT SOUNDS GOOD !
416
00:13:58,890 --> 00:14:01,060
OKAY, LET'S DO THAT THEN.
THAT'LL LOOK NICE.
417
00:14:01,060 --> 00:14:02,360
HOORAY !
418
00:14:02,360 --> 00:14:03,660
ALRIGHT NOW, STAN,
419
00:14:03,660 --> 00:14:04,960
FOR YOU'VE I'VE PUT TOGETHER
A REALLY NICE DESIGN.
420
00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:07,130
I FEEL YOUR PARENTS WERE A BIT
MORE COCKY ABOUT LYING TO YOU,
421
00:14:07,130 --> 00:14:08,860
AND YOUR REVENGE NEEDS
TO REFLECT THAT.
422
00:14:08,860 --> 00:14:10,600
SO WHAT I WANT TO DO IS PUT
A NOTE ON YOUR PARENTS DOOR,
423
00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:12,330
TELLING THEM I'M THE COUNSELOR
FROM THE SCHOOL.
424
00:14:12,330 --> 00:14:13,630
YEAH ?
425
00:14:13,640 --> 00:14:14,950
THE NOTE WILL INFORM THEM THAT
A PROBLEM HAS COME UP
426
00:14:14,940 --> 00:14:16,240
AND THEY NEED TO MEET ME RIGHT
AWAY, BACK AT MY OFFICE.
427
00:14:16,240 --> 00:14:18,410
YEAH ?
428
00:14:18,410 --> 00:14:19,710
YOUR PARENTS WILL DRIVE
ALL THE WAY OUT TO THE SCHOOL
429
00:14:19,710 --> 00:14:21,880
DISCOVERING THAT NO MEETING
IS ACTUALLY TAKING PLACE.
430
00:14:21,880 --> 00:14:22,310
YEAH ?
431
00:14:22,310 --> 00:14:23,610
AND WHILE THEY'RE GONE,
432
00:14:23,610 --> 00:14:26,210
WE'RE GONNA SMEAR ALL
THEIR WALLS WITH POOP.
433
00:14:26,220 --> 00:14:28,830
WOW !
NEAT-O !
434
00:14:28,820 --> 00:14:30,120
THAT'S NOT NEAT-O,
THAT SUCKS !
435
00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:31,850
YOU'RE GONNA SMEARED BUTTERS'
PARENTS' WALLS WITH POOP ?
436
00:14:31,850 --> 00:14:33,150
I THOUGHT EACH REVENGE WAS
UNIQUE AND CUSTOMIZED.
437
00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:35,770
POOP SMEARING IS THE HOT TICKET
RIGHT NOW, STAN.
438
00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:37,060
HAVE YOU SEEN
THE POOP SWATCHES ?
439
00:14:37,060 --> 00:14:38,360
DUDE, THAT'S NOT
EXTREME ENOUGH !
440
00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:39,660
MY PARENTS AREN'T GONNA
LEARN THEIR LESSON
441
00:14:39,660 --> 00:14:41,400
FROM HAVING SOME CRAP
SMEARED ON THEIR WALLS !
442
00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:42,700
I WANT THEM TO SEE
WHAT THEY DID WAS WRONG.
443
00:14:42,700 --> 00:14:44,870
I WANT THEM TO ADMIT
THAT THEY LIED TO ME !
444
00:14:44,870 --> 00:14:46,170
OKAY, OKAY, FINE.
445
00:14:46,170 --> 00:14:48,340
JUST MY FIRST IDEA, THAT'S WHY
WE HAVE THESE CONSULTATIONS.
446
00:14:48,340 --> 00:14:49,200
OKAY, LET ME SEE HERE.
447
00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:51,370
UH...
448
00:14:51,370 --> 00:14:52,670
WELL, THIS IS NICE.
HOW ABOUT THIS ?
449
00:14:52,670 --> 00:14:53,110
WE'LL LURE YOUR PARENTS
OUT OF THE HOUSE--
450
00:14:53,110 --> 00:14:55,280
AND THEN WE'LL KILL THEM.
451
00:14:55,280 --> 00:14:56,140
WE'LL CUT THEM UP INTO LITTLE
PIECES AND FEED THEM TO A DOG.
452
00:14:56,150 --> 00:14:57,020
DUDE !
453
00:14:57,010 --> 00:14:58,310
EXTREME ENOUGH FOR YOU ?
HOW'S WEDNESDAY ?
454
00:14:58,310 --> 00:15:00,480
NO, THAT'S TOO EXTREME !
455
00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:02,220
WELL, FIRST ITS NOT EXTREME
ENOUGH, THEN IT'S TOO EXTREME--
456
00:15:02,220 --> 00:15:03,080
WHERE DO YOU WANT IT ?
457
00:15:03,090 --> 00:15:04,830
JUST FORGET IT, CARTMAN,
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE DOING !
458
00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:06,120
I AM A PROFESSIONAL,
SIR !
459
00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:09,160
DON'T WORRY, BUTTERS, YOU'RE
GONNA BE 100% SATISFIED.
460
00:15:13,930 --> 00:15:14,800
HEY FUTURE SELF.
461
00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:15,660
YES, FORMER SELF ?
462
00:15:15,660 --> 00:15:17,830
YOU KNOW THAT THING
THAT I'VE KEPT HIDDEN
463
00:15:17,830 --> 00:15:18,700
IN THE HOLE IN THE WALL
FOR TWO YEARS
464
00:15:18,700 --> 00:15:20,430
THAT I'VE NEVER
TOLD ANYBODY ABOUT ?
465
00:15:20,440 --> 00:15:22,180
YOU KNOW, THE THING THAT I
TAKE OUT OF THE SHOE BOX
466
00:15:22,170 --> 00:15:24,770
EVERY NIGHT BEFORE
I GO TO SLEEP ?
467
00:15:24,770 --> 00:15:26,510
OH, UH...
468
00:15:26,510 --> 00:15:27,810
YOU MUST KNOW WHAT
I'M TALKING ABOUT ?
469
00:15:27,810 --> 00:15:29,110
SURE, UH, UH...
470
00:15:29,110 --> 00:15:32,150
OH MAN, COULD YOU ALL
EXCUSE ME FOR A SECOND ?
471
00:15:32,150 --> 00:15:34,320
I THINK I'M GONNA
CRAP MY PANTS.
472
00:15:34,320 --> 00:15:36,920
UH, STAN, DON'T YOU THINK
YOU'RE UPSETTING
473
00:15:36,920 --> 00:15:38,650
YOUR FUTURE SELF A LITTLE ?
474
00:15:38,650 --> 00:15:40,820
YEAH, STAN, DON'T BE
SO HARD ON YOURSELF.
475
00:15:40,820 --> 00:15:41,690
MOM, DAD--
476
00:15:41,690 --> 00:15:42,990
I DON'T THINK THAT GUY
IS FROM THE FUTURE.
477
00:15:42,990 --> 00:15:47,330
OH, YOU, YOU DON'T ?
478
00:15:47,330 --> 00:15:48,630
NO, YOU KNOW
WHAT I THINK ?
479
00:15:48,630 --> 00:15:49,500
I THINK THIS IS ALL
AN ELABORATE HOAX.
480
00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:50,800
AND I THINK THAT WHOEVER
IS DOING IT
481
00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:52,530
DOESN'T HAVE VERY MUCH
RESPECT FOR ME.
482
00:15:52,530 --> 00:15:54,700
SEE, THE BEST WAY TO TRY TO
MOTIVATE SOMEBODY
483
00:15:54,700 --> 00:15:56,000
IS BY BEING DIRECT WITH THEM,
TO BE HONEST WITH THEM.
484
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:58,610
I THINK THIS WHOLE FUTURE SELF
THING IS A LIE,
485
00:15:58,610 --> 00:16:00,340
AND LIES ARE NEVER THE RIGHT WAY
TO GET YOUR MESSAGE ACROSS.
486
00:16:00,340 --> 00:16:02,940
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT
I THINK, STAN ?
487
00:16:02,950 --> 00:16:04,250
WHAT ?
488
00:16:04,250 --> 00:16:05,990
I THINK HE IS
FROM THE FUTURE !
489
00:16:05,980 --> 00:16:06,850
YEAH, HE MUST BE !
490
00:16:06,850 --> 00:16:08,150
IT'S LIKE, I JUST FEEL
HE'S OUR SON, YOU KNOW ?
491
00:16:08,150 --> 00:16:10,750
RIGHT, THAT'S
MOTHER'S INTUITION.
492
00:16:10,750 --> 00:16:12,050
YOU CAN'T ARGUE WITH THAT.
493
00:16:12,050 --> 00:16:13,790
NO, STAN, I THINK THE ONLY WAY
YOU'RE GONNA GET RID OF HIM
494
00:16:13,790 --> 00:16:16,820
IS BY STAYING CLEAR
OF DRUGS AND ALCOHOL !
495
00:16:16,830 --> 00:16:18,570
RIGHT !
496
00:16:30,440 --> 00:16:32,610
OKAY, VERY NICE,
VERY NICE.
497
00:16:32,610 --> 00:16:34,340
OH WAIT--
GOD DAMMIT, PHILIPPE !
498
00:16:34,340 --> 00:16:36,940
THE CLASSIC BROWN POOP
IS SUPPOSED TO GO IN THE
PARENTS BEDROOM.
499
00:16:36,950 --> 00:16:39,120
THE LIVING ROOM IS SUPPOSED
TO BE ALL BABY GREEN POOP.
500
00:16:39,110 --> 00:16:41,280
QUE ?
LA CACA NO ESTA AQUI ?
501
00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:42,150
LA CACA DE
MORENO ALTA, SI ?
502
00:16:42,150 --> 00:16:43,880
AQUI ES VERDE, SENOR,
ES VERDE !
503
00:16:43,890 --> 00:16:46,060
ARRIBA !
ARRIBA !
504
00:16:46,050 --> 00:16:46,490
SI, SI, SENOR !
505
00:16:46,490 --> 00:16:47,790
BIEN, GRACIAS.
E TU ?
506
00:16:47,790 --> 00:16:49,090
CARLOS !
CARLOS, NO !
507
00:16:49,090 --> 00:16:51,260
WE WANT A TEXTURED EFFECT ON THE
NUT N' CORN CRUNCH POOP !
508
00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:53,430
THAT'S WHY WE SPACKLE
WITH THE SPONGE, SEE ?
509
00:16:53,430 --> 00:16:55,600
SPACKLE GENTLY.
LA MARRDO.
510
00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:56,900
GENTLY, SEE ?
MARRDO.
511
00:16:56,900 --> 00:16:57,330
SI, MARRDO.
512
00:16:57,330 --> 00:16:59,930
MARRRDO,
SPECTACULARRR.
513
00:16:59,940 --> 00:17:00,810
SI.
514
00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:02,100
UGH, SO HARD TO FIND
GOOD HELP.
515
00:17:02,100 --> 00:17:03,840
AH, BUTTERS ! LIKE WHAT
YOU'RE SEEING SO FAR ?
516
00:17:03,840 --> 00:17:05,140
BOY, IT SURE IS
STINKY IN HERE.
517
00:17:05,140 --> 00:17:06,440
YEAH, WELL,
300 GALLONS OF POOP
518
00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:07,740
ISN'T GONNA SMELL LIKE
A GARDEN, BUTTERS.
519
00:17:07,740 --> 00:17:09,480
BUT I THINK IT'S COMING
TOGETHER REAL NICE.
520
00:17:09,480 --> 00:17:10,780
LOOK, ERIC,
I BEEN THINKING,
521
00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:12,510
MY PARENTS SURE ARE GONNA BE
AWFUL SORE AND I DON'T--
522
00:17:12,510 --> 00:17:14,250
YES, WELL, I'VE DONE MY JOB,
HAVEN'T I ?
523
00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:15,120
PEPETE !
PEPETE, NO !
524
00:17:15,120 --> 00:17:18,590
NO COME LA TACO
EN LA TRABAJAR !!
525
00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:22,490
YES, WELL, IT'S HARD TO
FIND WORK IN COMMERCIALS
526
00:17:22,490 --> 00:17:23,360
SO I ENDED UP--
OH, STAN !
527
00:17:23,360 --> 00:17:25,960
OH DUDE,
HOW'S IT GOING, MAN ?
528
00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:29,430
HEY, YOU WANNA GO UPSTAIRS
AND PLAY HIDE AND GO SEEK ?
529
00:17:29,430 --> 00:17:30,300
HIDE AND GO SEEK, HUH ?
530
00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:32,030
YEAH, STAN,
WHY DON'T YOU GO UPSTAIRS
531
00:17:32,030 --> 00:17:32,900
AND PLAY WITH YOURSELF.
532
00:17:32,900 --> 00:17:34,640
I DON'T BELIEVE THAT
HE'S MY FUTURE SELF.
533
00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:36,800
YEAH, BUT WE CAN'T BE SURE,
SO WE BETTER ASSUME HE IS
534
00:17:36,810 --> 00:17:38,980
AND NEVER TRY THAT FIRST
MARIJUANA CIGARETTE, HUH ?
535
00:17:38,970 --> 00:17:41,140
NO, ACTUALLY, I HAVE
A WAY TO BE SURE.
536
00:17:41,140 --> 00:17:43,740
I'M GOING TO
CUT OFF MY HAND.
537
00:17:43,750 --> 00:17:46,360
IF HE IS MY FUTURE SELF,
THEN HIS HAND WILL DISAPPEAR.
538
00:17:46,350 --> 00:17:47,210
STANLEY, YOU DON'T
NEED TO DO THAT !
539
00:17:47,220 --> 00:17:48,960
HE IS YOUR FUTURE SELF !
540
00:17:48,950 --> 00:17:51,120
BUT I HAVE TO KNOW
FOR SURE.
541
00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:52,420
DON'T BE SILLY, STAN,
542
00:17:52,420 --> 00:17:53,720
YOU DON'T WANNA
GO THROUGH LIFE WITHOUT
ONE OF YOUR HANDS.
543
00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:55,020
MAYBE IT'S THE HAND I SMOKED
THAT FIRST JOINT WITH.
544
00:17:55,020 --> 00:17:58,060
HERE I GO,
I'M GONNA DO IT.
545
00:17:58,060 --> 00:17:58,930
STAN !
546
00:17:58,930 --> 00:18:01,100
YES ?
547
00:18:01,100 --> 00:18:01,960
UH, NOTHING,
GO AHEAD.
548
00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:04,130
RANDY !
549
00:18:04,130 --> 00:18:05,000
AAAGH !
550
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,600
OOOOOH !
OH MY GOD, LOOK !
551
00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:10,200
AAAAGH !
552
00:18:10,210 --> 00:18:12,380
WHY, HIS HAND
DID DISAPPEAR !
553
00:18:12,370 --> 00:18:13,670
HE IS YOU
FROM THE FUTURE !
554
00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:14,990
OH, JESUS CHRIST,
HELP ME !
555
00:18:14,980 --> 00:18:18,010
THAT'S WEIRD, BECAUSE I DIDN'T
REALLY CUT OFF MY HAND--
556
00:18:18,010 --> 00:18:19,310
IT WAS FAKE.
557
00:18:19,310 --> 00:18:23,220
UH, LOOK, IT WAS FAKE
IN THE FUTURE TOO !
558
00:18:23,220 --> 00:18:25,390
LOOKS LIKE YOU BETTER REALLY
WATCH OUT FOR MARIJUANA,
559
00:18:25,390 --> 00:18:26,250
HUH, STAN ?
560
00:18:27,990 --> 00:18:29,720
WELL, BUTTERS, I HOPE
YOU LIKE THE WORK.
561
00:18:29,730 --> 00:18:31,470
I'M SURE YOUR PARENTS
WILL BE PLENTY PISSED OFF.
562
00:18:31,460 --> 00:18:32,760
AND AFTER
MY PARENTS GET ANGRY
563
00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:35,360
HOW DO WE GET THE POOP
OFF THE WALLS ?
564
00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:36,230
OOH, UH, THAT'S
A DIFFERENT COMPANY.
565
00:18:37,970 --> 00:18:39,270
OH, SOMEONE'S HERE,
WE BETTER RUN OUT THE BACK.
566
00:18:39,270 --> 00:18:40,130
PEPETE ! CARLOS !
567
00:18:40,140 --> 00:18:41,010
VAMANOS !
568
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,740
BUT CARTMAN, WAIT !
569
00:18:42,740 --> 00:18:43,170
OH, CHRISTMAS.
570
00:18:44,470 --> 00:18:45,770
BUTTERS !
OH, STAN !
571
00:18:45,770 --> 00:18:47,070
BUTTERS, WE-- OH GOD,
IT SMELLS IN HERE.
572
00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:49,690
YEAH, WELL,
300 GALLONS OF POOP
573
00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:50,980
ISN'T GONNA
SMELL LIKE A GARDEN.
574
00:18:50,980 --> 00:18:52,280
BUTTERS,
WE'RE RUNNING AWAY.
575
00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:53,580
WE ARE ?
576
00:18:53,580 --> 00:18:55,320
OUR PARENTS ARE NEVER GONNA
ADMIT WHAT THEY DID WAS WRONG,
577
00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:56,180
AND THEY'RE NEVER
GONNA CHANGE.
578
00:18:56,180 --> 00:18:57,480
WHAT THE HELL
IS THIS ?!
579
00:18:57,490 --> 00:18:59,230
OH MY GOD,
OUR HOUSE !
580
00:18:59,220 --> 00:19:01,820
OH JEEZ,
I'M GONNA GET IT NOW.
581
00:19:01,820 --> 00:19:02,690
BUTTERS !
582
00:19:02,690 --> 00:19:04,860
DO YOU HAVE AN
EXPLANATION FOR THIS ?!
583
00:19:04,860 --> 00:19:06,590
WELL, NOT REALLY, SIR,
I JUST THOUGHT--
584
00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:09,210
WAIT A MINUTE, CHRIS--
DON'T YOU SEE ?
585
00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:10,500
THIS MIGHT BE OUR FAULT.
586
00:19:10,500 --> 00:19:11,800
WH-- I--
587
00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:13,530
MY GOD,
YOU'RE RIGHT, LINDA.
588
00:19:13,540 --> 00:19:15,280
THIS IS WHAT WE GET FOR
DECEIVING OUR SON.
589
00:19:15,270 --> 00:19:17,440
HUH ?!
590
00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:18,310
BUTTERS, LISTEN, THE WHOLE
FUTURE SELF THING,
591
00:19:18,310 --> 00:19:20,470
WELL, IT WAS A DIRTY FIB.
592
00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:22,650
WE JUST SO DESPERATELY WANTED
YOU TO NEVER TRY DRUGS
593
00:19:22,640 --> 00:19:23,940
THAT WE USED
A BIG SCARE TACTIC
594
00:19:23,950 --> 00:19:25,690
INSTEAD OF
TELLING YOU THE TRUTH.
595
00:19:25,680 --> 00:19:27,850
WE THOUGHT THE ENDS
JUSTIFIED THE MEANS,
596
00:19:27,850 --> 00:19:30,020
BUT THEY DON'T.
THEY JUST DON'T, SON !
597
00:19:30,890 --> 00:19:33,930
WE'RE SORRY, BABY !
598
00:19:34,360 --> 00:19:36,100
GET THE
OUTTA HERE.
599
00:19:36,090 --> 00:19:37,390
STAN !
STAN !
600
00:19:37,390 --> 00:19:38,260
OH, OKAY, YOU MIGHT
BE WONDERING
601
00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:39,990
WHY BUTTERS HAS
A FUTURE SELF TOO.
602
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,170
YES, WELL, YOU SEE, SON,
603
00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:43,900
THE TIME MATRIX PULLED IN
MORE PEOPLE FROM--
604
00:19:43,900 --> 00:19:45,630
OH, STOP IT, YOU GUYS !
605
00:19:45,630 --> 00:19:46,930
I KNOW ALL ABOUT
MOTIVATIONCORP !
606
00:19:46,940 --> 00:19:48,250
ALL I'VE BEEN TRYING TO
GET YOU GUYS TO DO
607
00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:49,970
IS ADMIT THAT YOU
LIED TO ME !
608
00:19:49,970 --> 00:19:51,270
OH...
609
00:19:51,270 --> 00:19:53,440
WELL, SON, WE'VE JUST BEEN
TRYING TO MAKE SURE
610
00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:54,740
YOU KNOW HOW DANGEROUS
DRUGS LIKE POT ARE.
611
00:19:54,740 --> 00:19:56,910
I'VE BEEN TOLD A LOT OF
THINGS ABOUT POT,
612
00:19:56,910 --> 00:19:58,210
BUT I'VE COME TO FIND OUT A LOT
OF THOSE THINGS AREN'T TRUE !
613
00:19:58,210 --> 00:19:59,950
SO I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO BELIEVE !
614
00:19:59,950 --> 00:20:01,680
WELL, STAN,
THE TRUTH IS
615
00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:03,850
MARIJUANA PROBABLY ISN'T GOING
TO MAKE YOU KILL PEOPLE.
616
00:20:03,850 --> 00:20:06,450
AND MOST LIKELY ISN'T GONNA
FUND TERRORISTS.
617
00:20:06,460 --> 00:20:09,500
BUT, WELL, SON, POT MAKES YOU
FEEL FINE WITH BEING BORED.
618
00:20:09,490 --> 00:20:10,790
AND IT'S WHEN
YOU'RE BORED
619
00:20:10,790 --> 00:20:12,530
THAT YOU SHOULD BE LEARNING
SOME NEW SKILL
620
00:20:12,530 --> 00:20:14,700
OR DISCOVERING SOME NEW SCIENCE
OR BEING CREATIVE.
621
00:20:14,700 --> 00:20:16,860
IF YOU SMOKE POT
YOU MAY GROW UP TO FIND OUT
622
00:20:16,870 --> 00:20:18,610
THAT YOU AREN'T GOOD
AT ANYTHING.
623
00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:20,330
I REALLY, REALLY WISH YOU
JUST WOULD'VE TOLD ME THAT
624
00:20:20,340 --> 00:20:22,080
FROM THE BEGINNING.
625
00:20:22,070 --> 00:20:23,370
HE'S RIGHT.
626
00:20:23,370 --> 00:20:24,240
IF WE USE LIES
AND EXAGGERATIONS
627
00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:25,970
TO KEEP KIDS OFF DRUGS,
628
00:20:25,970 --> 00:20:27,710
THEN THEY'RE NEVER
GONNA BELIEVE ANYTHING
WE TELL THEM.
629
00:20:27,710 --> 00:20:30,740
WELL THERE'S ONLY ONE PERSON
I CAN BLAME--
630
00:20:30,750 --> 00:20:32,490
MOTIVATIONCORP !
631
00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:33,780
OH, GOD !
632
00:20:33,780 --> 00:20:35,950
WHO SMEARED CRAP
ALL OVER OUR WALLS ?!
633
00:20:35,950 --> 00:20:38,120
OH JESUS, IT SMELLS, OHH !
634
00:20:38,120 --> 00:20:40,290
YOU REALLY DID
A NICE JOB, ERIC.
635
00:20:40,290 --> 00:20:42,020
YUP, I GOTTA ADMIT
YOU CAME THROUGH.
636
00:20:42,020 --> 00:20:43,760
THANK YOU.
637
00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:44,630
I THOUGHT THE
"HANGOVER BLACK" WENT
REALLY NICE IN THE LOBBY.
638
00:20:44,630 --> 00:20:45,930
WELL, HERE, ERIC,
639
00:20:45,930 --> 00:20:47,230
I COOKED YOU A HUGE BOX
OF COOKIES AS A PRESENT.
640
00:20:47,230 --> 00:20:48,530
THANKS !
641
00:20:48,530 --> 00:20:50,260
BUT YOU KNOW, ALL THIS TALK
ABOUT FUTURE SELVES
642
00:20:50,270 --> 00:20:53,310
HAS MADE ME THINK MAYBE I SHOULD
TAKE BETTER CARE OF MYSELF.
643
00:20:53,300 --> 00:20:55,470
I MEAN, MAYBE I SHOULD THINK
ABOUT WHO I'M GONNA BECOME.
644
00:20:55,470 --> 00:20:58,070
ATTA BOY, ERIC, YOU MADE
THE RIGHT CHOICE !
645
00:20:58,070 --> 00:20:58,940
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU ?
646
00:20:58,940 --> 00:21:00,240
HA HA !
IT'S ME, CARTMAN !
647
00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:02,410
YOU FROM THE FUTURE !
648
00:21:02,410 --> 00:21:03,280
I CAME BACK
TO TELL YOU
649
00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:05,880
THAT THIS IS THE DAY
YOU TURN IT ALL AROUND !
650
00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:08,050
YOU STOP EATING JUNK FOOD,
YOU START STUDYING HARDER,
651
00:21:08,050 --> 00:21:09,780
YOU STAY AWAY FROM
DRUGS AND ALCOHOL
652
00:21:09,790 --> 00:21:13,700
AND YOU BECOME C.E.O. OF YOUR
OWN TIME TRAVEL COMPANY !
653
00:21:13,690 --> 00:21:16,720
OH WOW, REALLY ?
THAT'S SO AWESOME !
654
00:21:16,730 --> 00:21:18,900
NOW I'LL REALLY WORK
TO BE SUCCESSFUL !
655
00:21:18,890 --> 00:21:19,760
RIGHT ON !
656
00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:21,930
GO HAVE SEX WITH
YOURSELF, ASSHOLE !
657
00:21:21,930 --> 00:21:22,800
I'M NOT THAT STUPID !
658
00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:24,970
JUST FOR THAT I GONNA SPEND
MY WHOLE CHILDHOOD
659
00:21:24,970 --> 00:21:27,130
EATING WHAT I WANT AND
DOING DRUGS WHEN I WANT !
660
00:21:27,140 --> 00:21:29,310
WHATEVAH,
I DO WHAT I WANT !
661
00:21:29,300 --> 00:21:30,600
NO, WAIT !
662
00:21:32,340 --> 00:21:34,510
AW, GOD DAMMIT !
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