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* i'm going down
to south park *
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* gonna have
myself a time *
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* friendly faces
everywhere *
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* humble folks
without temptation *
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* going down
to south park *
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* gonna leave my
woes behind *
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* ample parking
day or night *
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* people spouting
"howdy neighbor" *
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* headin' on up
to south park *
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* gonna see
if i can't unwind *
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* tim-Tmah tim-Mah,
tim-Mah tim-Mah timmy tim-Mah *
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* so come on down
to south park *
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* and meet some
friends of mine *
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Ooh, hello boys.
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Hi, the school
called and said
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We all have to start
going to class again.
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Ooh, but i thought
your teacher died.
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She did, but now
they're saying
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We have to start
going back to school anyways.
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It's totally gay.
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Oh, well,
i'll tell eric
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He's just down in the basement
playing with his dolls.
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Cartman likes
to play with dolls?
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Hello, precious.
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Yes, that's
a good precious.
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Now it takes the lotion
from the basket...
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Oh please, mister,
please let me out of here!
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It puts the lotion
on its skin
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Or else it gets
the hose again!
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Bark bark bark!
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Yes, that's
a good precious...
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Okay, now it puts the lotion
back in the basket.
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Please, mister,
let me out!
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It puts the lotion
back in the basket-
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I miss my mom, mister,
i want to see my mommy!
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Put the lotion in the
f- King basket!
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Sweetie-
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Yes, mom?
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You have to get
ready for school.
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No, our teacher's dead,
remember?
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Yes, but they said
two weeks off was enough
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And they want
everyone back.
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Two weeks isn't enough.
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I'm not over our teacher's
tragic death.
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I'm still shook up.
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You'll get
over it, honey.
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But i wanna playyyyyy.
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I can't believe
it's been 2 weeks
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Since i've
seen you guys!
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What have you
been doing?
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Hey, guys!
Hey, bebe!
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You guys uh, notice
anything different?
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Oh my god, bebe
you got boobs!
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Yeah, they started
coming in last week!
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At first i thought they
were just mosquito bites
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But then they
didn't go away!
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M'kay, kids, let's take our
seats, please, m'kay.
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I know this has been a difficult
couple weeks for you all
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With the untimely death
of your teacher
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But it's time for us to try
and move on and learn, m'kay?
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Mr. Mackey, i don't
think i'm over
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The teacher's tragic death yet,
i need more time.
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It just... it
still hurts, y'know?
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Can i go home?
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No, eric, what
we're going to do
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Is learn to hide our emotions
with math problems.
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So let's start with some
multiplication tables...
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Dude, look at bebe...
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Something seems
different about her.
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Yeah, i noticed that too.
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Did she get a haircut
or something?
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I don't know...
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Hey, token, i never
really noticed before
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But that girl bebe
is really kind of cool.
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I was just thinking
the same thing.
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It's like she's a girl
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But she's someone
you could hang out with.
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Yeah, bebe is
kind of cool, huh?
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Hey, craig, is that
the same shirt
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That bebe chick
always wears?
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I don't know, why?
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It just seems like
a really awesome shirt.
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Yeah, it kind of does.
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M'kay, so who can tell me the
answer to the first problem,
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"Six times eight".
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Bebe?
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Oh, uh...
forty eight?
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Whoa!Whoa!
Whoa!
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That is an
awesome answer!
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Yeah!
Yeah!Yeah!
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Dude, bebe is
really smart.
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Yeah, i never
noticed that before.
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Maybe she's actually
cool enough
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To hang out with us.
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Yeah, maybe!
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But i was like-
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"I'm not buying those shoes
for twenty dollars!"
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Uh... hey, bebe.
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Yeah?
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Uh... we're gonna go
throw rocks at cars later on,
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And we thought maybe
you'd like to join us.
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Really, i've never
done that before.
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It's really fun!
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You toss these
little rocks at cars,
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And if the driver
gets angry, you blame me!
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Yeah, it's cool.
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Well sure, that
sounds hella fun.
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Ha, ha! Yeah!She's right! Hella-Fun!
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"Hella-Fun"
that's awesome.
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I'm gonna start
saying that now!
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Cool, we'll
see you later, bebe.
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Stan, you've
never asked me
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To throw rocks at cars
with you guys.
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That's different, dude,
you're like my girlfriend.
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Bebe's just- I dunno
she's just... cool.
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Yeah, she's really cool.
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It's weird how we
never noticed before.
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So what you do, see, is
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You wait for a car to
drive by that big pine tree,
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Then you chuck
a rock at it.
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It's all about
the timing...
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You damn kids!
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Cool!
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You try it, bebe!
Okay!
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Here comes a sedan!
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You damn kids!
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Sweet!Cool!
Awesome!
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Wow, that was the most perfect
throw i've ever seen!
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That was sweet, bebe!
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Now if you just hold
the rock like this-
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Yeah, here, it's like,
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If you put your thumb
on this side-
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I'm showing her.
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Yeah, just let me show her
real quick how to put the thumb-
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Anyways, you put a spin
on it by holding it here-
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Yeah, and then you can
actually hold it like this-
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Listen, guys, uh,
it's five-Thirty.
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I'm supposed to get home.
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So... i'll see you later.
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Wait- What were
we doing again?
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We were throwing
rocks at cars.
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Right.Rocks.
Oh yeah.
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Here comes a suv!
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You damn kids!
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Hi, bebe!
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Hey, everybody!
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Oh for christ's sake!
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M'kay, kids, yesterday
i asked you to write a paper
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To read aloud
for the class.
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Now who wants to start?
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M'kay, clyde.
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My paper is called,
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"Why bebe is the
coolest person ever."
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Hey, that's what
i wrote about!
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Me too!
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Umm'k,
go ahead, clyde.
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My friend bebe
is really smart.
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She tells funny jokes
and knows a lot about stuff.
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She's good at almost
everything she tries.
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She's awesome, the end.
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M'kay,
very nice, clyde.
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Uh, token, why don't you
read your paper.
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"If i could be bebe"
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If i was bebe i would have
lots of friends
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Because i would
be so great.
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I would make people smile
and think wherever i went.
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M'kay, interesting, token.
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Who would like to go next?
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Uh, how about someone who didn't
write about how cool bebe is?
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M'kay, bebe.
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"My cat thumper"
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Wow!
Wow!Wow!
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Thumper is grey
with a white spot.
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Sometimes, he likes to
chase his tail.
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Chase his tail!
That must be so funny!
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Thumper is
12 years old.
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That's pretty old
for a cat.
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The end.
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Wow!
Wow!Wow!
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God, you know,
that's so true,
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Because you sometimes
never really think about
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How old a pet is,
until it's gone.
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That's true, huh?
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Man, that really makes me
reflect on my pets.
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That's such
a great paper.
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M'kay, wendy, why don't
we hear your paper?
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"The new cold war"-
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Oh god, here
we go again.
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Dork alert!
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But then the mall closes
at four or five o'clock so-
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Hey, have you dumb girls
seen bebe anywhere?
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No!
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Maybe she's in
the lunch line.
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Yeah!
Yeah!
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Can you believe bebe? She thinks
she so cool all of a sudden!
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I can't stand her anymore,
she's such a slut.
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She's a total slut!
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You know what i heard?
I heard that she made out
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With eight different boys
in one minute!
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I heard that she
lifted her shirt
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To the boys
at the bus stop.
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I heard that her asshole
is like this big around.
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Whoa!
Whoa!
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Hey, guys.
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Oh, hey, bebe-
Slut.
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Slut! Slut! Slut!
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You guys still wanna go
ice skating after school?
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No, that's okay, bebe.
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You might trip and then
we'd be sucked into
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Your huge, gaping vagina like
ants into a vacuum cleaner.
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Slut!
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Slut!
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Slut!
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Slut!
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Bebe, is something
the matter?
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Oh mom... it's just...
my girlfriends at school
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Said some really mean
things to me today.
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They called me a slut
with a huge, gaping vagina.
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Oh, sweetie, you're
all just growing up.
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Part of being a woman
is having a friend one day,
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And calling her
a slut the next.
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But am i slutty
just because
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I'm starting to be
friends with guys?
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They just like me because
they think i'm smart and cool.
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I remember when
i was a little girl,
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The boys didn't think
i was very smart at all.
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But then, one day-
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They all started thinking
i was really smart.
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I guess big smarts
just run in our family.
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Well if the girls don't want to
be my friends, that's fine.
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Guys are way
cooler anyways.
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You guys wanted me
to meet you here?
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Yeah, have a seat, tweek,
we all need to have a talk.
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Oh god!
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Alright, guys, now that
we're all here
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I think that we need to have
a difficult conversation.
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It's obvious that bebe is
like the coolest, smartest,
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Most awesome person
we've ever met.
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True.
Yup.
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And, y'know we've been
trying to fill the gap
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With a fourth friend
ever since kenny died,
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God rest his soul...
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And it hasn't been
an easy process.
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Right...
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And so, even though i think it's
a tough thing to do right now...
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I think maybe it's best
for everyone if we make room
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To allow bebe to be
our new fourth friend.
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Yeah, that
would be best.
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Well, i'm glad
you guys all agree.
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And so, kyle,
i just want to say that
251
00:09:17,634 --> 00:09:19,467
It's been really great,
and we're going to miss you.
252
00:09:19,502 --> 00:09:20,599
Huh?!
Kyle?
253
00:09:20,634 --> 00:09:21,998
And even though
it didn't quite work out,
254
00:09:22,033 --> 00:09:23,601
I'm sure you'll find other
friends the down the road, kyle.
255
00:09:23,636 --> 00:09:25,868
Here's a nice watch for you
and some peanuts.
256
00:09:25,903 --> 00:09:26,933
Me?!
257
00:09:26,968 --> 00:09:28,534
Dude, i've been here
since the beginning!
258
00:09:28,569 --> 00:09:29,866
And we're really
sad to see you go.
259
00:09:29,901 --> 00:09:31,267
Let's give a big round of
applause for kyle, everybody.
260
00:09:31,302 --> 00:09:32,299
Hip, hip!
261
00:09:32,334 --> 00:09:34,434
Dude, we're not
kicking kyle out!
262
00:09:34,469 --> 00:09:36,167
Pleeeeeaaaaaaase?
263
00:09:36,202 --> 00:09:37,866
No!
264
00:09:37,901 --> 00:09:38,599
Alright, fine!
265
00:09:38,634 --> 00:09:40,334
Then i guess
we have no choice
266
00:09:40,369 --> 00:09:41,732
But to let
you go, tweek.
267
00:09:41,767 --> 00:09:43,467
But we want you to know
that it's been really fun.
268
00:09:43,502 --> 00:09:44,901
Here's a watch
and some peanuts.
269
00:09:44,936 --> 00:09:46,265
No way, tweek's cool! Yeah!
270
00:09:46,300 --> 00:09:49,200
Well dumbasses, how are
we gonna make room for bebe?
271
00:09:51,033 --> 00:09:55,133
Thanks for inviting me to ride
the bus to school with you guys.
272
00:09:55,168 --> 00:09:56,201
Sure thing, bebe.
273
00:09:56,236 --> 00:09:57,251
That's fine!
274
00:09:57,286 --> 00:09:58,232
That's fine!
275
00:09:58,267 --> 00:10:00,267
F- K you, kyle!
F- K you, stan!
276
00:10:02,300 --> 00:10:04,899
F- K you, tweek!
277
00:10:04,934 --> 00:10:08,000
Bebe, you're still cool.
278
00:10:14,534 --> 00:10:15,766
What are you doing?
279
00:10:15,801 --> 00:10:17,467
We're trying to get bebe
to run for class president!
280
00:10:17,502 --> 00:10:20,101
I'm class president!
The vote was last fall!
281
00:10:20,136 --> 00:10:22,666
Well, yeah, but, wendy,
you have to admit
282
00:10:22,701 --> 00:10:24,634
Bebe is a lot smarter and
more organized than you.
283
00:10:24,669 --> 00:10:26,501
Yeah, we need
a leader like bebe.
284
00:10:26,536 --> 00:10:28,334
She can teach us
all so much.
285
00:10:28,369 --> 00:10:30,365
Uh-Huh...
286
00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:32,667
She's not smarter
and cooler than everyone!
287
00:10:32,702 --> 00:10:34,934
You guys are just drawn
to something else!
288
00:10:34,969 --> 00:10:36,466
What?
289
00:10:36,501 --> 00:10:40,934
My god, you guys
are so stupid!
290
00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:43,433
Stupider
than bebe!
291
00:10:43,468 --> 00:10:44,432
Yeah!Yeah!
Yeah!
292
00:10:44,467 --> 00:10:46,650
Bebe's cool,
huh, fellas?
293
00:10:46,685 --> 00:10:48,834
Yup!Yeah!
She sure is.
294
00:10:51,133 --> 00:10:53,067
I can't wait to watch
terrance and phillip with bebe!
295
00:10:53,102 --> 00:10:54,132
Yeah!
296
00:10:54,167 --> 00:10:55,332
Where are
you guys going?
297
00:10:55,367 --> 00:10:58,200
We're going to see
our friend bebe.
298
00:10:58,235 --> 00:10:59,232
Bebe is our friend.
299
00:10:59,267 --> 00:11:00,683
Didn't you all
get the memo?
300
00:11:00,718 --> 00:11:02,065
Bebe is everybody's friend.
301
00:11:02,100 --> 00:11:05,300
Yeah, god put bebe on earth
to enrich everyone's lives!
302
00:11:10,167 --> 00:11:12,100
Alright, i guess
we can all watch
303
00:11:12,135 --> 00:11:14,033
Terrance and phillip together.
304
00:11:14,267 --> 00:11:15,967
Oh hello, boys.
305
00:11:16,002 --> 00:11:17,632
Is bebe home?
306
00:11:17,667 --> 00:11:18,998
No, she's with
one of her little friends.
307
00:11:19,033 --> 00:11:21,300
But she should be back shortly
if you boys want to wait.
308
00:11:21,335 --> 00:11:22,466
Who is she with?
309
00:11:22,501 --> 00:11:23,450
I believe
she's playing "lambs"
310
00:11:23,485 --> 00:11:24,400
Over at eric cartman's house.
311
00:11:24,435 --> 00:11:27,566
Cartman's?!
312
00:11:27,601 --> 00:11:29,300
See, and
this is precious!
313
00:11:29,335 --> 00:11:29,998
Precious?
314
00:11:30,033 --> 00:11:31,332
Bark! Bark! Bark!
315
00:11:31,367 --> 00:11:32,200
Okay, so then we put
my mom's hand lotion
316
00:11:32,235 --> 00:11:32,998
In this little basket
317
00:11:33,033 --> 00:11:36,200
And lower it down
to polly prissypants.
318
00:11:36,235 --> 00:11:37,799
Uh-Huh...
319
00:11:37,834 --> 00:11:40,601
Now you say- "It puts the
lotion on its skin
320
00:11:40,636 --> 00:11:42,551
Or else it gets
the hose again."
321
00:11:42,586 --> 00:11:43,926
It... puts the
lotion on its skin
322
00:11:43,961 --> 00:11:45,267
Or else it gets
the hose again.
323
00:11:45,302 --> 00:11:47,499
Huh-Huh, yeah!
324
00:11:47,534 --> 00:11:48,434
Mister, please
let me out of here!
325
00:11:48,469 --> 00:11:50,365
Now say it
again, louder!
326
00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:51,967
It puts the lotion
on its skin
327
00:11:52,002 --> 00:11:53,499
Or else it gets
the hose again.
328
00:11:53,534 --> 00:11:55,200
Good, now put the
lotion back in the basket.
329
00:11:55,235 --> 00:11:57,466
My parents have
money, mister!
330
00:11:57,501 --> 00:11:58,801
They'll give you
whatever you want!
331
00:11:58,836 --> 00:11:59,899
Please!
332
00:11:59,934 --> 00:12:01,467
Now just yell, "put the
lotion in the f-King basket!"
333
00:12:01,502 --> 00:12:02,466
Put the lotion
in the basket!
334
00:12:02,501 --> 00:12:04,501
Put the lotion
in the f-King basket!
335
00:12:04,536 --> 00:12:06,065
Oh no,
precious!
336
00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:07,365
I got your dog mister,
337
00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:08,532
Let me out or
i'm gonna kill it!
338
00:12:08,567 --> 00:12:10,834
You say- "Don't you
hurt my f-King dog"!
339
00:12:10,869 --> 00:12:12,351
Don't you hurt
my f-King dog!
340
00:12:12,386 --> 00:12:13,759
You bitch, i'll
cut your throat-
341
00:12:13,794 --> 00:12:15,133
What the hell
are you doing?
342
00:12:15,168 --> 00:12:17,432
We're playing lambs.
343
00:12:17,467 --> 00:12:20,434
Bebe, i thought we were gonna
watch terrance and phillip today.
344
00:12:20,469 --> 00:12:21,467
Yeah, and then we gotta
work on your campaign!
345
00:12:21,502 --> 00:12:23,400
Right, but first
we have to go to-
346
00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:27,701
You guys, calm down!
347
00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:37,399
This is insane!
348
00:12:37,434 --> 00:12:40,501
Stop it, you guys,
please!
349
00:12:53,601 --> 00:12:55,234
Oh boy, i never meant
to cause all this trouble!
350
00:12:57,133 --> 00:12:58,601
Arhhh! Ahrrrh!
351
00:13:04,133 --> 00:13:05,965
Bebe... those boys
from your school
352
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:08,501
Are still waiting outside
to see if you'll come out.
353
00:13:08,536 --> 00:13:11,467
I know, they've
been there all day.
354
00:13:35,167 --> 00:13:38,067
Looks like my little girl has
a lot of gentlemen callers!
355
00:13:38,102 --> 00:13:41,601
Mom, why is everyone acting
so different around me?
356
00:13:41,636 --> 00:13:44,000
Sweetie- You're just
blossoming into a woman.
357
00:13:44,035 --> 00:13:45,632
But... i don't know
if i want to.
358
00:13:45,667 --> 00:13:48,234
Sometimes i think that i'm not
as smart and cool as they say.
359
00:13:48,269 --> 00:13:50,534
That everyone just tells me
i am because of my hooters.
360
00:13:50,569 --> 00:13:51,466
Sweetie,
you're a stevens.
361
00:13:51,501 --> 00:13:53,684
And stevens women
are always told
362
00:13:53,719 --> 00:13:56,459
They're really,
really smart!
363
00:13:56,494 --> 00:13:59,165
Mom, what's
six times eight?
364
00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:04,234
Oh sweetie... those are two
completely different numbers.
365
00:14:10,033 --> 00:14:11,566
Alright, boys,
time to be getting home.
366
00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:14,968
Bebe's not feeling well,
and she can't come out today.
367
00:14:15,003 --> 00:14:16,767
Go on- Shoo!
368
00:14:25,334 --> 00:14:27,566
Oh whew,
we made it!
369
00:14:27,601 --> 00:14:29,501
Boys, can you
call 911 for us?
370
00:14:32,234 --> 00:14:34,132
Oh my god!
371
00:14:34,167 --> 00:14:36,200
We've landed on earth
thousands of years in the future
372
00:14:36,235 --> 00:14:37,466
And apes have taken over!
373
00:14:37,501 --> 00:14:38,833
I knew it
- You blew it up, didn't you?!
374
00:14:38,868 --> 00:14:41,801
I don't want to live
in this futuristic madness!
375
00:14:42,567 --> 00:14:44,234
Take your ape world
and go to hell!
376
00:14:47,100 --> 00:14:48,701
Having boobs sucks.
377
00:14:51,467 --> 00:14:52,601
Well, hello there,
little girl,
378
00:14:52,636 --> 00:14:53,766
My name is doctor hallis,
379
00:14:53,801 --> 00:14:55,065
What can i
do for you today?
380
00:14:55,100 --> 00:14:58,601
I want to have
breast reduction surgery.
381
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:02,265
You?
382
00:15:02,300 --> 00:15:04,234
Yes, i have
$212 in nickels
383
00:15:04,269 --> 00:15:05,965
And a gold bracelet.
384
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:08,833
Well, young lady,
i'm afraid that we don't
385
00:15:08,868 --> 00:15:12,133
Offer breast reduction surgery
to girls of your age.
386
00:15:12,168 --> 00:15:13,199
Why not?
387
00:15:13,234 --> 00:15:14,901
Britney spears got fake ones
when she was a teenager,
388
00:15:14,936 --> 00:15:16,385
Why can't i have
mine taken off?
389
00:15:16,420 --> 00:15:17,799
Because making breasts larger
390
00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:19,433
Is a beautiful
and wonderful thing.
391
00:15:19,468 --> 00:15:20,998
Making them smaller is...
insane.
392
00:15:21,033 --> 00:15:23,701
I think it's insane
to want them bigger!
393
00:15:23,736 --> 00:15:25,802
Why do you
hate your breasts so?
394
00:15:25,837 --> 00:15:27,418
Ever since i got
these stupid things
395
00:15:27,453 --> 00:15:28,965
Everyone treats
me differently!
396
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,467
I feel like i might be
treated differently
397
00:15:30,502 --> 00:15:31,632
The rest of my life!
398
00:15:31,667 --> 00:15:33,667
Oh come on now,
that's just silly.
399
00:15:33,702 --> 00:15:35,632
Here's the
anderson file, doctor.
400
00:15:35,667 --> 00:15:38,033
Oh awesome, thank you so much,
jilian that's great.
401
00:15:38,068 --> 00:15:42,067
Ooh god damn,
thank you so much...
402
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,934
And here's the coffee
you wanted, doctor.
403
00:15:44,969 --> 00:15:47,200
Yeah, whatever,
get out of here.
404
00:15:47,235 --> 00:15:49,332
Now, i was saying?
405
00:15:49,367 --> 00:15:50,599
Please, you
have to help me!
406
00:15:50,634 --> 00:15:52,634
I think that if my breasts
keep growing this way,
407
00:15:52,669 --> 00:15:54,418
Boys will give me
whatever i want!
408
00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:56,167
Yeah, so,
that's great, isn't it?
409
00:15:56,202 --> 00:15:57,199
No, it's not!
410
00:15:57,234 --> 00:15:58,965
Because if i grow up
getting everything i want-
411
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,667
Having things made easy for me
because i have hot knockers
412
00:16:00,702 --> 00:16:02,901
Then i'm going to grow up
to be a lame person.
413
00:16:02,936 --> 00:16:04,251
If i'm handed
everything in life
414
00:16:04,286 --> 00:16:05,659
Then my chances
of becoming a lawyer
415
00:16:05,694 --> 00:16:06,998
Or a marine biologist
are zero!
416
00:16:07,033 --> 00:16:09,216
That may be true,
but i'm afraid i just cannot
417
00:16:09,251 --> 00:16:11,400
Ethically perform
a breast reduction surgery
418
00:16:11,435 --> 00:16:12,934
On an eight-Year-Old girl!
419
00:16:12,969 --> 00:16:13,699
Dammit!
420
00:16:13,734 --> 00:16:14,799
If, on the other hand
421
00:16:14,834 --> 00:16:16,098
You'd like to make them
a little bigger,
422
00:16:16,133 --> 00:16:18,167
I think now might be
the right time to size up, mmm?
423
00:16:18,202 --> 00:16:20,467
Oh, f-K off!
424
00:16:21,667 --> 00:16:23,400
Randy, could you have
a talk with stanly?
425
00:16:23,435 --> 00:16:24,901
What's the matter with him?
426
00:16:24,936 --> 00:16:25,933
It's just that...
427
00:16:25,968 --> 00:16:27,968
Well, he's been acting
a little different.
428
00:16:28,003 --> 00:16:31,032
Ahhh-Tah, ahhhh-Tah.
429
00:16:31,067 --> 00:16:35,734
He's been ignoring his homework
and all his friends.
430
00:16:35,769 --> 00:16:37,234
I can't figure out why.
431
00:16:37,269 --> 00:16:41,599
Atahhh...
432
00:16:41,634 --> 00:16:44,500
Oh boy, it looks like he's
starting to notice breasts.
433
00:16:44,535 --> 00:16:47,367
Oh yes, our little stanly
is starting to become a man.
434
00:16:47,402 --> 00:16:51,534
Atahh, ohhhhh,
ahhhtahhh!
435
00:16:51,569 --> 00:16:52,734
Hey there, son.
436
00:16:52,769 --> 00:16:54,032
Wah!?
437
00:16:54,067 --> 00:16:55,434
Ahh-Tah... ah-Tahh...
438
00:16:55,469 --> 00:16:57,098
Yes, ah-Tahh.
439
00:16:57,133 --> 00:16:58,334
Let's have a talk, stan.
440
00:16:58,369 --> 00:17:00,466
Tah-Halk!
441
00:17:00,501 --> 00:17:03,250
Stan, as you get older,
boobs- These atahh-
442
00:17:03,285 --> 00:17:05,965
Will start becoming
a major part of your life.
443
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:11,267
But stanly, you can't let them
get in the way of your friends.
444
00:17:11,302 --> 00:17:12,300
There are lots of
boobs out there, son.
445
00:17:12,335 --> 00:17:13,817
But they're just boobs.
446
00:17:13,852 --> 00:17:15,300
Your friends are forever.
447
00:17:15,335 --> 00:17:18,065
Friends... atahh...
448
00:17:18,100 --> 00:17:21,065
I know you think this set
of boobs is important now,
449
00:17:21,100 --> 00:17:23,267
But those boobs will be replaced
by another set of boobs.
450
00:17:23,302 --> 00:17:25,466
Boobs will come and go.
451
00:17:25,501 --> 00:17:27,667
And then someday, you'll
meet a pair of boobs
452
00:17:27,702 --> 00:17:28,833
That you want to marry.
453
00:17:28,868 --> 00:17:31,801
And those become the boobs
that matter the most.
454
00:17:31,836 --> 00:17:32,732
I love you.
455
00:17:32,767 --> 00:17:34,666
If you can just
understand that, stanly
456
00:17:34,701 --> 00:17:38,901
You'll see that boobs
hold no real power at all.
457
00:17:48,467 --> 00:17:49,699
The boys are at war.
458
00:17:49,734 --> 00:17:51,050
All is going
as planned.
459
00:17:51,085 --> 00:17:52,609
Yessss... soon
all the boys
460
00:17:52,644 --> 00:17:54,122
Will be brought
to their knees.
461
00:17:54,157 --> 00:17:55,601
We grow larger
every day...
462
00:17:55,636 --> 00:17:56,766
And stronger...
463
00:17:56,801 --> 00:17:58,000
Soon, the
entire town-
464
00:17:58,035 --> 00:17:59,200
Shh, shh,
she's awake!
465
00:17:59,235 --> 00:17:59,899
Oh, quiet!
466
00:17:59,934 --> 00:18:02,467
Aaaghhaghgh!
Mom, mommmmmmm!
467
00:18:02,502 --> 00:18:03,934
What is it, bebe?
468
00:18:03,969 --> 00:18:04,933
My breasts!
469
00:18:04,968 --> 00:18:07,200
Oh sweetheart, you're
just becoming a young lady.
470
00:18:07,235 --> 00:18:08,632
No, they're conspiring!
471
00:18:08,667 --> 00:18:10,234
Mom, they were talking,
they want to destroy the town!
472
00:18:10,269 --> 00:18:13,101
Yes, darling, your
breasts have a power
473
00:18:13,136 --> 00:18:15,934
That will unleash
itself as you get older.
474
00:18:15,969 --> 00:18:17,699
They feed off
the misery of boys,
475
00:18:17,734 --> 00:18:19,601
And grow to bring woe
wherever they can.
476
00:18:19,636 --> 00:18:21,300
You're blossoming
into a woman.
477
00:18:21,335 --> 00:18:23,032
That does it!
478
00:18:23,067 --> 00:18:25,467
I'm not letting
these things run my life!
479
00:18:30,334 --> 00:18:31,998
Young lady, are you
absolutely sure
480
00:18:32,033 --> 00:18:36,234
You want to consider this kind
of procedure for your breasts?
481
00:18:36,269 --> 00:18:38,251
Yes, i want to get
breast implants.
482
00:18:38,286 --> 00:18:40,199
I tried to tell her
she was too young.
483
00:18:40,234 --> 00:18:42,700
Well, it is a different time,
mrs. Testaburger.
484
00:18:42,735 --> 00:18:45,167
Society puts a lot of
pressure on your daughter
485
00:18:45,202 --> 00:18:46,199
To look her best.
486
00:18:46,234 --> 00:18:48,701
Having small breasts can
make her feel unimportant.
487
00:18:48,736 --> 00:18:51,299
But she's eight!
488
00:18:51,334 --> 00:18:53,467
Yes, well, not too
young to feel flat
489
00:18:53,502 --> 00:18:54,701
And therefore not pretty.
490
00:18:54,736 --> 00:18:55,899
That's what i said.
491
00:18:55,934 --> 00:18:58,033
However, young lady,
i'm afraid breast implants
492
00:18:58,068 --> 00:18:58,732
Are not for everyone.
493
00:18:58,767 --> 00:19:00,532
I'll need to
carefully assess
494
00:19:00,567 --> 00:19:01,933
Your physical
and mental condition
495
00:19:01,968 --> 00:19:05,067
To see if augmentation is truly
the best way for you to go.
496
00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:06,799
I have $3,000 cash.
497
00:19:06,834 --> 00:19:08,299
You pass,
let's do this thing.
498
00:19:08,334 --> 00:19:09,666
Ooh, wait- You're
gonna do it right now?
499
00:19:09,701 --> 00:19:12,667
Sure, breast augmentation
is now a very simple procedure.
500
00:19:12,702 --> 00:19:14,300
What we do is make a small
incision in the armpit,
501
00:19:14,335 --> 00:19:16,365
Where it won't be seen.
502
00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:18,100
Then we take this
little plastic bag
503
00:19:18,135 --> 00:19:19,801
And gently place it
in the chest,
504
00:19:19,836 --> 00:19:21,468
Where we fill it
with salt water.
505
00:19:21,503 --> 00:19:23,065
I still don't
know about this.
506
00:19:23,100 --> 00:19:26,234
Look, us plastic surgeons
have one philosophy:
507
00:19:26,269 --> 00:19:28,968
If we can help
someone's self-Esteem
508
00:19:29,003 --> 00:19:31,667
Then why not do it
if they have $3,000.
509
00:19:40,767 --> 00:19:44,234
Just... gotta jam it
up there!
510
00:19:44,269 --> 00:19:47,251
Get-In-There-You-Bitch!
511
00:19:47,286 --> 00:19:50,234
Get-In-There-You-Bitch!
512
00:19:51,734 --> 00:19:55,133
Ahhh, okay, there's one,
wendy, doing great...!
513
00:19:56,901 --> 00:20:00,434
M'kay, kids, we need to
talk about your failing grades.
514
00:20:00,469 --> 00:20:03,666
Bebe... where bebe?
515
00:20:03,701 --> 00:20:05,998
Bebe!Ah-Tah!
Fire bad!
516
00:20:06,033 --> 00:20:10,067
Okay, we all have to start
studying more
517
00:20:10,102 --> 00:20:12,301
And fighting less, m'kay?
518
00:20:12,336 --> 00:20:14,501
Ah-Tah!
Bebe!Fire bad!
519
00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:17,599
Hey, guys.
520
00:20:17,634 --> 00:20:19,834
Hmmm... nnnnnmmm...
521
00:20:26,033 --> 00:20:26,799
Have you guys
noticed that
522
00:20:26,834 --> 00:20:29,267
Bebe isn't as cool
as she used to be?
523
00:20:29,302 --> 00:20:31,701
Yeah, what the hell
happened to us?
524
00:20:31,736 --> 00:20:33,802
Oh my god,
i get it now!
525
00:20:33,837 --> 00:20:35,868
It was bebe's boobs!
526
00:20:35,903 --> 00:20:36,965
Bebe's boobs?
527
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:38,217
Oh cool, it worked!
528
00:20:38,252 --> 00:20:39,399
Don't you guys see?
529
00:20:39,434 --> 00:20:41,050
Boobs do something
to our brains.
530
00:20:41,085 --> 00:20:43,409
They fill our brains
with illusions.
531
00:20:43,444 --> 00:20:45,734
So, bebe didn't become
smart and cool,
532
00:20:45,769 --> 00:20:46,234
It was just her boobs?
533
00:20:46,269 --> 00:20:48,132
Yes!
534
00:20:48,167 --> 00:20:51,434
So bebe's is actually just
as lame as she ever was?
535
00:20:51,469 --> 00:20:53,367
Right, my boobs just
clouded your judgement.
536
00:20:53,402 --> 00:20:55,232
But that sucks.
537
00:20:55,267 --> 00:20:57,033
I don't want something to have
that much power over me.
538
00:20:57,068 --> 00:20:59,134
I don't think it will
as long as we realize it.
539
00:20:59,169 --> 00:21:01,200
We must learn to control
their power over us.
540
00:21:01,235 --> 00:21:03,201
Yeah, screw boobs,
they're stupid!
541
00:21:03,236 --> 00:21:05,167
I'm sorry for
fighting, you guys.
542
00:21:05,202 --> 00:21:07,133
Dude, sorry.I'm sorry.
Aww.
543
00:21:09,267 --> 00:21:11,032
Oh, that's so sweet.
544
00:21:11,067 --> 00:21:13,434
Let's never let boobs
come between us again!
545
00:21:13,469 --> 00:21:14,332
Here, here!
546
00:21:14,367 --> 00:21:16,267
Boobs are stupid!
547
00:21:16,302 --> 00:21:18,167
Hi, everybody!
548
00:21:21,334 --> 00:21:23,532
Ha ha!Ha ha!
Ha ha!
549
00:21:23,567 --> 00:21:26,084
Look at those
ridiculous things!
550
00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:28,601
Eww... they're all
hard and oogy!
551
00:21:28,636 --> 00:21:30,384
What a stupid bitch!
552
00:21:30,419 --> 00:21:32,133
Ha ha!Ha ha!
Ha ha!
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