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Thank you.
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Get a look at this guy.
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I have metal in my head.
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Are you carrying any tiny coins? Perhaps
a watch?
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No. You're tripping. I told you I have
metal in my brain.
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Nom. You heard of nom?
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Nom.
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Nom, man.
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Let this crazy guy go. Nom.
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Yeah, well, this is it.
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Danny D in the US of A, mate.
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Well, what do we have here?
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Now, just look up and snap.
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It should only be 10, 15 minutes or so,
and I'll be... Sorry, I've got to get
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the phone down.
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Whoa, whoa, seriously, I haven't fucking
done anything.
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Guys, you should have checked out the
last fucking weirdo. He had a knife.
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Seriously.
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Are you carrying any illegal firearms?
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No, no.
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Have you ever been arrested? Any warrant
for arrest? No, God.
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Have you ever been to Pakistan?
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Why? No.
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Have you ever been arrested for indecent
exposure?
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What? I'm not a pervert.
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Fuck, man, seriously.
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What's with all the questions?
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No, I haven't been to fucking Pakistan.
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Another flight now.
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Seriously, that's my balls.
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Like, you don't have to touch them as
well.
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Jesus Christ, are all Americans heavy
-handed like this?
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God damn, I'm not carrying anything,
especially up there.
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That's my underwear.
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Would you say you're a big man, Mr.
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D? Um, excuse me?
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Danny D.
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From the UK.
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Height, six foot.
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Weight, 160.
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Eyes, blue.
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Guess it all checks out.
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But you haven't quite told us everything
about you.
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Why is that?
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Are you hiding something?
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I don't really understand what you're
trying to get at me.
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What is your profession, Daniel? What do
you do for a living?
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Well, I'm a performer in the adult
entertainment industry.
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In English, matey.
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What are you trying to pull here? You're
a meat man. You're starring in skin
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flicks, right?
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With all due respect... I do have a
working visa.
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I have a perfectly legal job to go to.
And I've got all my correspondence in
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order.
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I don't care what kind of paperwork you
have, buddy. Here in the United States,
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we tell it straight. No beating around
the bush.
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For example, ask me what I do for a
living.
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Um, you're a customs agent?
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You're supposed to ensure the security
of your country?
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I'm a fucking human lie detector.
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I call people bullshit and I'm damn good
at it. I shake them down. I make them
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crack.
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That's what I do.
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So I'm going to ask you again.
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What do you do for a living?
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I have sex with beautiful women.
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In English.
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Give it to me straight.
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Tell me what you do.
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Go on, stand up. You're surrounded by
these.
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Look, I fucking work in porn, alright? I
bang beautiful chicks.
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And? That's it?
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You fucked them?
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Yeah. I pull out my big fucking cock,
and I stick it between their big fucking
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tits, and then I stick my British babies
all over them.
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Go on.
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And after I've done that, I'll do them
again.
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Turn them around, bang you over the
desk, and then give you some more juice.
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Is that what you want to hear?
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What do you fucking want from me, huh?
Is this what you fucking want?
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What is that British fucking thing
about? Yeah.
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Huh? This is what all the fucking fuss
is about.
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Huh?
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Yeah?
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That's what you like, is it?
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Mm -hmm.
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Oh,
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shit.
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Oh, my God, I love a big fucking... This
is exactly what I wanted.
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Can I hear a cough?
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Yes.
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Oh, fuck.
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She played that big cock.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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Big fucking dick. Oh my God.
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Yeah, you like that?
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Huh?
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You fucking want it?
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Show me how you get the fucking dick.
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Just do that.
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Come here.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, yes.
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You wing that cock.
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Yeah,
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you like that, huh?
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Fuck you, moron.
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Amen. Amen.
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Oh
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Look at your balls like that.
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Look at that big fucking dick.
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I'm like biting it in the back of my
throat. Look at
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you
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grab those big fucking titties.
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Just like that.
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Double D up and down that fucking cock
like that.
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You want to get fucked, huh?
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Is that what you wanted?
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Yeah.
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Oh my God, it's so big.
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Yes, so we want to talk.
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I see. You fuck that.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh.
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Oh. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh,
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fuck. Oh.
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Oh, yes.
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Good times in that fucking business.
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Yes.
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Oh God, it goes so deeply.
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Just throw it out.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh my God, it's perfect.
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Yeah, watch that fist go up and down on
that dick. Oh yeah.
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Just like that.
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Yeah, all the way up and down that
shaft.
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Oh.
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Fucking like that British fucking dick,
huh? Yeah.
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Yeah, I want that British fucking cum
all over my face.
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Give me those British babies.
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Yes. Whoa.
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Fucking cum all over me. I don't want to
feel bad.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh,
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yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I want you to come.
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Yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah, you're going to go on your
knees, huh?
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Oh, yes.
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