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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:26,240 --> 00:00:32,640 The sons are said to be working at the behest of the rogue 2 00:00:32,640 --> 00:00:35,300 Amazonian and reputed sorceress Circe. 3 00:00:36,580 --> 00:00:40,300 Circe claims to be the rightful heir to the throne of the perhaps mythical, 4 00:00:40,440 --> 00:00:44,100 perhaps real, all -female island nation of Themyscira. 5 00:00:44,320 --> 00:00:49,500 Inside sources claim Circe has promised the sons that once the downfall of 6 00:00:49,500 --> 00:00:53,360 Themyscira is achieved, she will lead them to conquer Themyscira. 7 00:00:53,680 --> 00:00:58,440 I mean, seriously, Themyscira is like the sickest place ever, and then you 8 00:00:58,440 --> 00:01:00,640 me, oh, dude, only women can live there? 9 00:01:00,980 --> 00:01:03,120 What? That is so sexist, bro. 10 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:05,700 Where do you think they have the most incredible waterfalls? 11 00:01:05,900 --> 00:01:09,760 I have this question for all the woke feminists out there. 12 00:01:10,220 --> 00:01:12,540 Why do only girls get such cool waterfalls? 13 00:01:12,780 --> 00:01:16,480 All over the world, our rights as men are being denigrated. What a bunch of 14 00:01:16,480 --> 00:01:18,440 clowns. Dangerous clowns. 15 00:01:18,660 --> 00:01:21,500 Cocola Stein is a friend of the U .S. Countries don't have friends. 16 00:01:21,700 --> 00:01:25,340 After your decades in the military general flag, I think you'd understand 17 00:01:25,340 --> 00:01:29,920 true friendship is built on petroleum deposits, especially on mine ones in a 18 00:01:29,920 --> 00:01:33,240 backward -ass country that's never taken advantage of their natural resources. 19 00:01:33,880 --> 00:01:38,700 Princess Lana Rostovic, the heir apparent to Pokolestan, is already 20 00:01:38,700 --> 00:01:40,040 with the U .S. for that oil. 21 00:01:40,320 --> 00:01:44,600 And if she's overthrown by some nutjob in a witch's hat, all bets are off. 22 00:01:44,880 --> 00:01:46,600 We need to help Rostovic. 23 00:01:51,240 --> 00:01:55,440 I thought Congress put a stop to all Task Force X activities since your 24 00:01:55,440 --> 00:01:59,660 outed you. Technically, Congress said Argus can't use incarcerated human 25 00:01:59,660 --> 00:02:01,440 as mission operatives any longer. 26 00:02:01,720 --> 00:02:04,300 But what about beings that aren't human? 27 00:02:05,140 --> 00:02:06,140 Huh? 28 00:02:11,780 --> 00:02:17,280 What in the holy hell? This is the Belle Reve Non -Human Internment Division. 29 00:02:17,850 --> 00:02:22,250 For over 50 years, only those at the uppermost levels of security clearance 30 00:02:22,250 --> 00:02:23,410 aware of its existence. 31 00:02:23,650 --> 00:02:28,150 By using these prisoners, I think we can arguably circumvent our new 32 00:02:28,150 --> 00:02:33,290 restrictions. Arguably? How? Congress said we can't use human prisoners. These 33 00:02:33,290 --> 00:02:34,670 assholes aren't human. 34 00:02:34,950 --> 00:02:35,950 She's not human? 35 00:02:36,150 --> 00:02:37,190 Is a corpse human? 36 00:02:39,190 --> 00:02:43,290 Who is she? We don't know. We call her the Bride. 37 00:02:45,280 --> 00:02:49,200 Who's Jason and the Argonaut? A sociopath who calls himself Dr. 38 00:02:49,540 --> 00:02:54,200 Hufford. He has a radiated skin he can use to burn through people and objects. 39 00:02:54,420 --> 00:02:57,200 Well, how does that radiation affect the people around him? If you don't sleep 40 00:02:57,200 --> 00:03:00,800 in the same room with him, the effects should be minimal. Minimal? Consider it 41 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:01,800 free vasectomy. 42 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:08,580 What is that thing? 43 00:03:08,800 --> 00:03:09,800 The Weasel. 44 00:03:09,840 --> 00:03:14,340 It's one of the few soldiers still alive from Project Starfish in Corto Maltese. 45 00:03:14,750 --> 00:03:16,670 So we know it has what it takes to survive. 46 00:03:18,950 --> 00:03:24,210 Sorry, I didn't mean to intimate anything about your son, Flagg. When he 47 00:03:24,210 --> 00:03:26,270 Corto Maltese, he died a hero. 48 00:03:26,510 --> 00:03:28,270 That one looks like a discontinued dishwasher. 49 00:03:28,630 --> 00:03:31,970 That dishwasher killed over 300 Nazis in World War II. 50 00:03:32,330 --> 00:03:35,630 I would have dismantled it, but I thought it might come in use someday. 51 00:03:36,230 --> 00:03:38,610 It's known as G .I. Robot. 52 00:03:41,390 --> 00:03:43,930 Last one is Nina Mazursky. 53 00:03:45,350 --> 00:03:49,030 What use is she walking around in a fishbowl? Get her in water is a 54 00:03:49,030 --> 00:03:53,990 story. She's the smartest and most reasonable of the bunch. She might be 55 00:03:53,990 --> 00:03:55,510 help you keep the rest of them in line. 56 00:04:00,590 --> 00:04:01,590 This... 57 00:04:13,040 --> 00:04:14,900 is your new Task Force flag. 58 00:04:15,160 --> 00:04:20,700 Let's call it Task Force M. M for Monster, also known as... 59 00:04:58,250 --> 00:05:02,030 There's an Osprey waiting to take you directly to the castle to protect 60 00:05:02,030 --> 00:05:04,150 Rostovik from Cersei and her forces. 61 00:05:13,530 --> 00:05:19,270 I know you all aren't exactly enthusiastic about this mission, but... 62 00:05:19,270 --> 00:05:24,330 believe you've read us wrong. We're delighted to be here and delighted to 63 00:05:24,330 --> 00:05:25,530 our country. Okay. 64 00:05:26,130 --> 00:05:27,350 Uh, great. 65 00:05:28,460 --> 00:05:29,460 Are you smiling? 66 00:05:29,740 --> 00:05:30,740 Yes. 67 00:05:31,160 --> 00:05:32,400 Sarcastically? Mm -hmm. 68 00:05:34,700 --> 00:05:40,840 GI Robot is detecting unease. Could he be, GI Robot asks, in fear of being 69 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:46,160 discovered as Nazi scum? No. Put your arm, your gun down. 70 00:05:46,400 --> 00:05:48,660 He's not a Nazi. Child killer, though. 71 00:05:48,880 --> 00:05:52,600 Not a great look. Supposedly he had a bad experience the last trip he took on 72 00:05:52,600 --> 00:05:53,600 this osprey, that's all. 73 00:05:57,040 --> 00:05:59,660 Goddamn Pocotastown. You've been here before? 74 00:06:00,840 --> 00:06:07,040 Oh, fuck. I came back to my hometown incognito to forget 75 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:08,640 about it all. 76 00:06:09,500 --> 00:06:15,580 Suddenly I heard, hey there, papito. You don't ever give a call. 77 00:06:37,549 --> 00:06:40,650 Looks like the princess has imported security. 78 00:06:43,810 --> 00:06:48,350 Calm down. We'll be there soon. 79 00:06:48,610 --> 00:06:51,450 Oh, my God. Is he pissing? He's pissing. 80 00:06:51,850 --> 00:06:53,650 You son of a bitch. 81 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:57,620 God, it's on my leg. Look at the satisfied look on his face. 82 00:06:57,920 --> 00:07:02,640 No one thought to take him out for a walk after a long trip. You better not 83 00:07:02,640 --> 00:07:03,960 looking at me right now. 84 00:07:33,989 --> 00:07:40,950 And a key to your gonzo turbo 85 00:07:40,950 --> 00:07:46,750 gypsy autopilot and your story to tell, story to tell. 86 00:07:56,200 --> 00:08:00,160 Looks like the gene pool was above ground and inflatable, if you know what 87 00:08:00,160 --> 00:08:01,160 mean. 88 00:08:01,360 --> 00:08:02,360 Yeah. 89 00:08:02,580 --> 00:08:05,140 I wonder where this princess is gonna look, though. 90 00:08:05,820 --> 00:08:06,820 Oh. 91 00:08:21,020 --> 00:08:23,320 Richard Bill Flagg, senior. 92 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:25,800 So wonderful to be meeting you. 93 00:08:26,040 --> 00:08:29,560 Yes, you too. Your middle name is Bill. Yes. 94 00:08:29,780 --> 00:08:30,920 Not like William? 95 00:08:31,160 --> 00:08:33,740 No. His middle name is Bill. Mine, okay? 96 00:08:34,960 --> 00:08:37,539 Princess Rostovik, it's an honor. 97 00:08:38,080 --> 00:08:42,780 This is not the kind of bow we do in Pokolistan, Mr. Richard Flagg. 98 00:08:43,039 --> 00:08:49,120 So, unfortunately, we're going to have to kill you. What? Alexei. I am sorry. 99 00:08:49,120 --> 00:08:51,440 must only do sacred customary bow in this castle. 100 00:08:52,520 --> 00:08:53,820 Everyone, murder this man. 101 00:08:56,200 --> 00:08:59,460 Hold on a minute. No one briefed me on what kind of bow. 102 00:09:03,260 --> 00:09:04,260 Alexi. 103 00:09:05,900 --> 00:09:07,700 There. How do you say it? 104 00:09:08,180 --> 00:09:09,180 Messing on you? 105 00:09:09,560 --> 00:09:10,640 I am making joke. 106 00:09:12,440 --> 00:09:15,260 For a minute I think you're going to make mess in your pants, huh? 107 00:09:17,710 --> 00:09:21,470 I was never going to... Very close to messing his pants. I wasn't even in the 108 00:09:21,470 --> 00:09:24,650 vicinity of doing that. We are so much like Americans here. 109 00:09:24,890 --> 00:09:31,050 We pull pranks like Jamie Kennedy experiment. We do the Super Bowl show. 110 00:09:31,050 --> 00:09:33,430 to say... Well, 111 00:09:34,870 --> 00:09:37,450 you're certainly current with your popular cultural references. 112 00:09:37,750 --> 00:09:38,870 Thank you. You're welcome. 113 00:09:39,550 --> 00:09:40,529 Sarcastic smile. 114 00:09:40,530 --> 00:09:42,830 Now, I have a question for you, skeleton. 115 00:09:43,670 --> 00:09:44,670 Where's the beef? 116 00:09:45,810 --> 00:09:50,390 Claude Appella, one of the greats. Enough, Alexei. We've prepared a banquet 117 00:09:50,390 --> 00:09:52,190 you, our honored guests. 118 00:10:06,730 --> 00:10:10,350 They've been living on prison grub for quite some time. Forgive their manners, 119 00:10:10,490 --> 00:10:12,210 Your Highness. Just the line is fine. 120 00:10:12,640 --> 00:10:14,080 We don't stand on ceremony here. 121 00:10:14,460 --> 00:10:15,460 Oh, okay. 122 00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:17,340 Then, uh, sure. 123 00:10:18,860 --> 00:10:23,760 You assemble this prison grub? Oh, just seeing it is enough to give me the 124 00:10:23,760 --> 00:10:25,000 collywobbles. Your eye. 125 00:10:25,860 --> 00:10:26,860 Delana. 126 00:10:27,140 --> 00:10:31,000 Their manners do not bother me. I love seeing friends enjoying themselves. 127 00:10:33,860 --> 00:10:34,860 That is the queen. 128 00:10:35,560 --> 00:10:38,300 Poor sweet mother. She has not been self -aware. 129 00:10:38,910 --> 00:10:39,910 Some long time now. 130 00:10:40,950 --> 00:10:42,330 Yes, Mother, of course. 131 00:10:42,750 --> 00:10:45,030 She says she's believed you're here. 132 00:10:45,230 --> 00:10:49,810 Oh. You see why I'm taking care of Pugliese Town's affairs, even though it 133 00:10:49,810 --> 00:10:52,770 quite be official until, you know. 134 00:10:55,590 --> 00:10:56,690 You're welcome, Mother. 135 00:10:57,450 --> 00:10:58,450 I love you, too. 136 00:11:04,350 --> 00:11:05,350 G .I. Robot? 137 00:11:05,450 --> 00:11:06,329 Yes, Miss Nina? 138 00:11:06,330 --> 00:11:07,330 Would you like anything? 139 00:11:07,570 --> 00:11:08,570 Diesel? 140 00:11:09,290 --> 00:11:13,550 Um, some diesel fuel, please, for our robot friend. Yes, madam. Right away, 141 00:11:13,690 --> 00:11:14,690 madam. 142 00:11:18,770 --> 00:11:25,730 It is a beautiful 143 00:11:25,730 --> 00:11:30,470 evening, isn't it? I do not enjoy landscapes devoid of dead Nazis, Miss 144 00:11:30,670 --> 00:11:34,410 Oh. Can Miss Nina and G .I. Robot be killing Nazis soon? 145 00:11:34,810 --> 00:11:39,570 Miss Waller promised it would be soon. It's been oh so long since G .I. Robot 146 00:11:39,570 --> 00:11:42,070 has sent Nazis back to hell where they belong. 147 00:11:42,530 --> 00:11:43,670 I think it will be soon. 148 00:11:43,970 --> 00:11:48,590 G .I. Robot would like to kill Nazis with you. Would you like to kill Nazis 149 00:11:48,590 --> 00:11:53,830 G .I. Robot? If I killed Nazis with anyone, it would certainly be you, G .I. 150 00:11:53,870 --> 00:11:55,250 Robot. Oh, my. 151 00:11:55,790 --> 00:12:01,830 G .I. Robot has been waiting for a friend to kill Nazis with for 74 years, 152 00:12:01,830 --> 00:12:03,350 days, and 52 minutes. 153 00:12:07,820 --> 00:12:11,480 I hope we aren't too much of an intrusion. Our only goal here is to keep 154 00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:13,800 safe, Ilana. I'm happy to have the company. 155 00:12:14,120 --> 00:12:15,120 Even that one? 156 00:12:17,560 --> 00:12:20,620 Why was he in prison? 157 00:12:21,960 --> 00:12:24,320 Supposedly murdered 27 children. 158 00:12:24,720 --> 00:12:28,720 Oh. He hasn't shown any violent tendencies since then, so I wouldn't 159 00:12:29,560 --> 00:12:32,620 Also wouldn't invite the school choir to the castle while he's here. 160 00:12:33,280 --> 00:12:35,440 Oh, no. I like American music. 161 00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:36,960 Rock and roll! 162 00:12:39,940 --> 00:12:44,380 But yes, I am happy for the company, especially the company of America. 163 00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:47,900 My country is a charming one, but it is backward. 164 00:12:48,180 --> 00:12:50,340 Always rejecting progress is corrupt. 165 00:12:50,820 --> 00:12:55,260 It is my most cherished dream to lead my people into the 21st century. 166 00:12:55,580 --> 00:12:56,860 Well, I've been there. 167 00:12:57,380 --> 00:12:58,820 Not sure I'd recommend it. 168 00:12:59,360 --> 00:13:01,560 Are you married, Richard Flagg? 169 00:13:01,940 --> 00:13:03,020 No, no. 170 00:13:03,420 --> 00:13:04,920 I was once, but... 171 00:13:05,130 --> 00:13:08,910 My wife ended up being my least favorite aspect of that 21st century you're all 172 00:13:08,910 --> 00:13:12,430 gung -ho about. I will avoid that part of the 21st century, then. 173 00:13:13,850 --> 00:13:16,610 Sometimes, missteps lead you where you need to be. 174 00:13:16,910 --> 00:13:18,870 She and I had a son when we were just 18. 175 00:13:19,310 --> 00:13:20,310 Fine young man. 176 00:13:20,670 --> 00:13:24,050 I joined the military mostly just to make money so I could support him. 177 00:13:24,510 --> 00:13:28,150 18 years later, he joined the military because he loved our country and he 178 00:13:28,150 --> 00:13:29,330 wanted to make it a better place. 179 00:13:29,750 --> 00:13:32,790 Yeah. Boy, it was an improvement on me in every way. 180 00:13:33,790 --> 00:13:34,790 What? 181 00:13:35,660 --> 00:13:37,860 He passed on about two years back. 182 00:13:38,100 --> 00:13:39,100 Oh. 183 00:13:39,980 --> 00:13:40,899 I'm sorry. 184 00:13:40,900 --> 00:13:42,500 I would have liked to introduce the two of you. 185 00:13:43,420 --> 00:13:45,900 I have a feeling you would have gotten on like a house on fire. 186 00:13:46,500 --> 00:13:52,340 A house on fire does not seem good. No, it's supposed to be a good thing. I'm 187 00:13:52,340 --> 00:13:57,460 sure your son was a fine man, but I'm much more fond of older men. 188 00:13:58,740 --> 00:14:00,180 I'd like to show you something. 189 00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:06,540 This. Armour is beautiful, no? 190 00:14:06,820 --> 00:14:08,520 Um, sure. 191 00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:11,260 It is over 500 years old. 192 00:14:12,100 --> 00:14:14,740 What is it you wanted to show me, Ilana? 193 00:14:16,020 --> 00:14:18,640 Just this wonderful armour. 194 00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:22,360 That's not an armour. 195 00:14:23,060 --> 00:14:24,800 Listen, Ilana. Yes? 196 00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:29,490 I just... I don't think this is exactly ethical. I'm here to protect you. To 197 00:14:29,490 --> 00:14:31,130 protect me from loneliness? 198 00:14:31,510 --> 00:14:37,410 No, I... From lack of passion? No, I... From bookily sunny men who have never 199 00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:43,390 seen the world, have no clue how to treat a woman, and who can't see me as 200 00:14:43,390 --> 00:14:45,930 human being I am behind a veil of royalty? 201 00:14:46,570 --> 00:14:48,070 Closer, but still no. 202 00:14:48,490 --> 00:14:49,490 Look, 203 00:14:49,910 --> 00:14:53,090 I think we need to get some shut eyes so we can put a cogent plan in place in 204 00:14:53,090 --> 00:14:54,090 the morning. 205 00:14:55,470 --> 00:14:57,590 I'll leave G .I. Robot to guard the door. 206 00:14:59,590 --> 00:15:00,590 Richard. 207 00:15:11,830 --> 00:15:15,090 In June of 1944, a storm hit. 208 00:15:15,670 --> 00:15:17,510 38 dead and nothing. 209 00:15:18,190 --> 00:15:19,870 September of 1944. 210 00:15:20,700 --> 00:15:26,440 I fought at the Battle of Hurtgen Forest, a whopping 92 dead Nazis. In 211 00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:31,980 of 1944, at the Battle of Aachen, I ended the lives of 14... 212 00:16:14,380 --> 00:16:17,560 How'd you get down here? I walked down the stairs. 213 00:16:18,620 --> 00:16:22,580 No one tried to stop you? We're here to protect them. Why would they stop me? 214 00:16:22,820 --> 00:16:24,540 Hey, you can't leave! Why not? 215 00:16:24,780 --> 00:16:28,300 Well, Vlad will use the remote to shock you. And then we all get shocked. 216 00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:31,740 Seems like a flaw in the system to me to get shocked even when I didn't do 217 00:16:31,740 --> 00:16:32,559 anything wrong. 218 00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:35,560 That was like the worst feeling ever. Grow a pair, fish. 219 00:16:35,940 --> 00:16:38,030 A pair of... What? Wait, where are you going? 220 00:16:38,310 --> 00:16:42,530 Open the door. Oh, my God. I do not have you in the schedule. He doesn't have us 221 00:16:42,530 --> 00:16:45,670 in the schedule. I don't need a schedule, Sir Douche -a -lot. I'm not 222 00:16:45,670 --> 00:16:47,290 prisoner. Sir, open the freaking door. 223 00:16:50,550 --> 00:16:52,070 Guys, please, come on, stay. 224 00:16:53,090 --> 00:16:54,190 Oh, darn it. 225 00:16:54,650 --> 00:16:55,650 Do you have any money? 226 00:16:55,810 --> 00:16:57,030 Pardon? Money. 227 00:16:57,230 --> 00:16:58,230 Cough up some cash. 228 00:16:58,530 --> 00:17:01,210 I don't have any freaking rubles on me. How am I supposed to get around? 229 00:17:01,550 --> 00:17:05,050 Our money is not called rubles. Yeah, I know. It was meant to be insulting. Just 230 00:17:05,050 --> 00:17:06,050 give me some cash. 231 00:17:09,930 --> 00:17:13,050 Thank you. She means to say thank you. No, I don't mean anything of the sort. 232 00:17:15,130 --> 00:17:18,450 You asked him for money and he just gave it to you. That's right. 233 00:17:18,690 --> 00:17:19,849 He was rude. 234 00:17:20,150 --> 00:17:21,750 Yeah, that's right. We shouldn't leave. 235 00:17:21,970 --> 00:17:24,250 Oh, look, no one is forcing you to come. 236 00:17:28,550 --> 00:17:34,230 Never mind what's on her head. Just go to the address I told you. 237 00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:20,720 Hey! 238 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:05,000 Ah. 239 00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:34,880 Ha ha ha! 240 00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:09,120 You think Waller would give me the only remote? 241 00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:12,720 You'd be hopping around like a Mexican jumping bean for days if you escaped. 242 00:20:13,060 --> 00:20:16,900 Or, if I told her about this, I'm not here to torture you. 243 00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:19,120 We're supposed to be on the same damn team. 244 00:21:38,709 --> 00:21:40,070 My bride. 245 00:21:40,910 --> 00:21:45,430 After all these years, I've found you. 246 00:22:07,659 --> 00:22:10,460 Thank you. 19210