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On this episode of Cake Boss...
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My daughter Sofia is turning ten...
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Happy birthday.
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You're thinking about getting Sofia
a phone for her birthday?
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Yeah.
How old is she? Ten.
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Ten?! Is she starting to date?
- Does she need any - Oh! Oh!
- Whoa!
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This guitar is shredded, man.
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We've got to make a cake for
Willie Nelson. Willie Nelson?!
Willie Nelson.
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He's a legend.
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It's got to look like the real deal.
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When is this delivery?
This Thursday.
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I don't think so. Remember?
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You have something to do
with your wife.
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I'm doing a cake for Willie Nelson.
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Oh, well, listen, you've got to
pick and choose, right?
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You think that's what
I was insinuating?
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I just want to make sure I have
enough time to make the cake.
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This is Carlo's Bakery.
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Every week, thousands of cakes
and pastries go out these doors.
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This is the crew -
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mia familia.
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We're going to take this bakery
to the top.
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They call me Buddy.
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I'm the boss.
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Number 59.
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How we doing, guys?
Hey, Buddy. Hey, Bud.
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We've got a cake
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that I know you guys
are going to love.
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We've got to make a cake
for Willie Nelson.
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Willie Nelson?! Willie Nelson.
You like him, huh?
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I know you love Willie Nelson.
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I've been a big fan for a long time.
I want a picture with him.
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What's your favourite song?
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I would say probably
'To All The Girls I've Loved Before'.
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That or 'On The Road',
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or 'You're Always On My Mind'
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There's something about that.
Yeah. He's turning 80.
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I mean, are you kidding me?
Willie Nelson?
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He's a legend.
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I mean, the guy's been in the
Country Music Hall of Fame
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before some of my decorators
were born.
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It's his 80th birthday
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and his daughter Amy came in
to order the cake.
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Thank you for being a part of this.
Absolutely.
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So we were thinking
that it might be cool
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to replicate the guitar.
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You know, Trigger is his...
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he's like my brother, I guess.
Trigger?
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Trigger is my dad's guitar...
Oh, I didn't know that.
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...that he's had since,
I think, 1974.
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It's a classical guitar
that he played with a pick
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so it doesn't have a pick guard,
so over the years
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it's worn this
really interesting hole.
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There's a bunch of names inscribed
all over his guitar and everything.
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And it's called Trigger?
Yeah, Trigger, yeah. OK.
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She tells me they have a fundraiser
and concert at the Hard Rock
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to celebrate Willie Nelson's
80th birthday.
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We're going to get to meet Willie,
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we're going to get to hang out,
see the concert,
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and I'm like, 'Hello!'
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His most prized possession
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is his guitar.
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He's got the same guitar for years.
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They want the guitar
to actually have smoke
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coming out of the little drum hole.
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What do you call that?
That'ssoundhole.
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I don't know what the real name is.
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What I'm thinking of doing is,
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let's build a box so it looks
like it's a nice platform.
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It'll give the cake more height,
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put the smoke machine in here
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and then just have a tube
going into here
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where the connection point is.
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All right, so we're going to
feed it through the cake
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up to the sound hole? Well, yeah.
Ithinkthatwouldbegood.
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All right, come on,
let's get to work.
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Let's go, man.
Ishouldgiveyouthat.
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Most of the times when
you do an instrument cake,
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you could do a guitar cake
laying down,
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but for Willie we're going to do
this thing standing up,
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kind of like a trophy.
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I mean, it's 40 years
that he played this guitar...
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...and you really want to be
able to see all the details.
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As long as that touches the bottom.
Go up, go up, go up.
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It's definitely tougher
to do it this way...
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Pull a little more hose through.
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...but it's going to look really good
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and I can't wait to see the look
on Willie Nelson's face
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when Trigger starts puffing smoke.
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So this week Momma
comes home from Israel.
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I hope everything goes as planned
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cos we've got something else
going on this week
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that I don't want her to miss.
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It's my daughter Sofia's
10th birthday.
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There she goes. Ready?
Look at her go.
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Right up there.
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And to be honest with you, she's such
a good kid, she's ten years old.
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I'm so excited but,
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watching my little princess grow up
is a little tough for me.
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She's Daddy's little girl.
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What do you think about her cake?
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Maybe a cheetah, girly-girl, pink?
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She likes, even though she's
not allowed to wear make-up,
she likes make-up. Allright.
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She likes the animal print too.
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I don't only want to give my daughter
a special cake for her birthday,
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but I want to give her something cos
you know what, she is growing up
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and there's one thing that she's
been asking and begging for.
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Well...
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I'm getting her a phone.
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I think we need to talk about this
a little more. No, no, no.
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She's ready for a phone. I don't feel
comfortable getting her a phone yet.
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Why? First of all,
she's only ten. OK.
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She's never anywhere by herself.
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I worry about - God forbid -
who you're texting,
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who you're emailing.
You can check all that stuff.
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I don't even know how to use it
myself. I'll teach you how to do it.
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I don't know. I'll think about it
but if I do give in,
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there's going to be a list of rules
and regulations
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that you're going to have to follow
and be on the same page as me.
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I will. Deal.
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I'm still thinking about it.
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I'm not shaking. I'm still thinking.
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I'm still thinking.
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Let's trim this a little bit.
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It's looking a lot softer.
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I already softened it up.
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So for the Willie Nelson cake,
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Amy told me to have
a little fun with it,
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so we're going to put some things in
there to, kind of like, kid Willie.
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Ralph, is it good?
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It's pretty good.
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The filling is all, like, junk food.
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Like, all different potato chips,
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pretzels and different things
mixed in with fudge.
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You know, munchy-type food?
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So all around the base of the cake
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we're doing murals of, like,
Willie's first concert
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cos he's, like, so old, so we've got
Willie playing for some cavemen.
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Just some fun stuff like that.
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Those look like the Romans.
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No, come on, Danny.
You know which people those are.
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The one's who walk like this.
Egyptian?
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Yeah.
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Whose cake is this?
This is Willie Nelson.
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Oh, this is the one, the guitar?
Yeah, do you like my bandana?
I'mreadytogomeethim.
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We'll have a picture, it'll be great.
When is this delivery? Thursday.
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This Thursday? This Thursday.
I don't think so.
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Not if you're going.
You ain't meeting Willie Nelson.
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What are you talking about?
I'm telling you now you ain't
meeting Will. Think.
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Thursday night. What else
do you have Thursday night?
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Remember? You have something
to do with your wife.
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Make A Wish?
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Aww!
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Take the bandana off.
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My wife has been on Make A Wish
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because she does a lot
of charity work.
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It's not that I forgot.
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I just didn't remember.
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Take the bandana off, unless
you want to upset your wife.
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Well, if my wife's being honoured
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or I go meet Willie Nelson,
what do I do?
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I think you should come meet
Willie Nelson.
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You tell my wife that.
Apparently you're not married.
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No, I'm not. Thank God.
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But maybe there's a way
I could do both.
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I'm pretty stealth. I can be quick.
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Hello.
Hey, beautiful.
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Just out of curiosity,
I just want to see what's on your
agenda for Thursday.
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They have that thing that I'm
getting honoured at. Did you forget?
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So, what time do we have to be there?
Why?
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I'm doing a cake for Willie Nelson,
the singer.
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Ah, that's nice. Yeah, andthat
deliversonThursdayaswell.
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Oh. Well, listen, you've got
to pick and choose, right?
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What do you mean, babe? It's not
a choice. I'm going to your thing.
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I mean, I wouldn't... I wouldn't...
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you think that's what
I was insinuating?
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I just want to make sure I have
enough time to make the cake.
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You've got to understand something,
I'm a miracle man.
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Maybe there's a window
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where I can go deliver this cake,
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meet Willie Nelson
and be at the event?
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If I can make them both work,
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why not?
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I'll be there. I wouldn't miss it
for the world, honey.
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I can't wait. All right.
I'll see you later.
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All right.
I'll see you tonight, beautiful.
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You can have mine.
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Yee-haw!
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So, for Willie Nelson's
80th birthday
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we're making an exact replica
of his guitar, Trigger.
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It's his main guitar and he's been
playing it for, like, 40 years.
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This guitar is shredded, man.
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So I really want to make
Willie's guitar authentic,
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I mean, with the hole,
all the scratches...
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How many more years do you think
he's going to play with it?
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I think that guitar is going to last
just as long as he does.
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...all the people's names
engraved in it.
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It's got to look like the real deal.
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Hey, Danny, say knock knock.
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Knock knock. Who's there?
Who'sthere?
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No. You're doing it wrong.
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Say knock knock.
Knock knock.
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Who's there?
Who's there?
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Your terrible at this joke.
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Pink is Sofia's favourite colour
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so we're going to ice the cake
in pink fondant
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and then we're going to do
a cheetah pattern in black.
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I heard a rumour
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that you're thinking about getting
Sofia a phone for her birthday.
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Yeah, I am getting her a phone
for her birthday. Why, no good?
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How old is she?
Ten.
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Ten?!
And a phone?
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Well, look, now she wants
to be more independent.
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I mean, I...I get the point of that
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cos I had one for
the exact same reason.
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I just had it when I was, like, 13.
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All right. I was 16.
I could drive when I got phone.
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All right, so let's be real. OK.
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When I got my first phone,
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I was probably 22, OK,
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but that's when they came out.
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So, you were 13, you were 16.
It's different, OK?
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Cellphones, they evolve.
Am I right or wrong?
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Back in the day we had beepers
and you would get beeped and then
you would call someone back.
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You'd go get a payphone, whatever.
Beep me.
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Is she starting to date?
Does she need - Oh!
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Oh! Whoa!
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Whoa!
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So it's Sofia's big birthday.
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She's turning ten and
Daddy is so proud of her.
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We did this folding flower technique
that was, like, so awesome.
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And we're going to cover it
with make-up and lipstick.
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It's going to be such
a girly-girl, pretty cake.
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At the end of the day there's not
a ten-year-old girl who wouldn't
go nuts over this cake,
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especially my little bear, Sofia.
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What do you think?
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Sofia loves, like, animal print.
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She's a girly-girl and I just want
to do something fun for her
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and I think this cake
is screaming fun.
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She's Daddy's little angel.
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Mwah! We love you, Sofia.
242
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Grandma's here!
243
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It's your birthday.
We have to be here.
244
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Happy birthday.
How old are you, honey?
245
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Ten.
Double digits.
246
00:12:51,680 --> 00:12:53,760
So, Momma's back from Israel
247
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and the doctor said
everything went really well.
248
00:12:56,320 --> 00:12:59,440
Carlo, say hi, Grandma.
Hi, Grandma.
249
00:12:59,520 --> 00:13:02,200
They took some stem cells
from my uncle Dominic
250
00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:04,840
and it's going to take
potentially a month
251
00:13:04,920 --> 00:13:07,560
to see if this is going to
help her or not.
252
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She definitely seemed happy
253
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and she was having a great time
with the family.
254
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All right, Fia.
255
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Oh, my God.
256
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That's so cute.
257
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Look at that.
258
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One, two, three.
259
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Sofia, looking at you,
and you're ten years old,
260
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what a beautiful little girl
you've grown up to be.
261
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Daddy could not be more proud of you.
Daddy and Mommy. Mm-hm.
262
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Happy birthday.
Thank you.
263
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Hey! Wait, wait, wait, wait.
264
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OK, now listen,
265
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I just want to give you
one of the birthday presents
266
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that Daddy got for you.
267
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Now listen, listen.
268
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Listen.
269
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Wait a minute, at 9 o'clock
at night the phone goes off.
270
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That's it. And no boys are allowed
to call you but your dad.
271
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What do you say to Daddy and Mommy?
Thankyou.
272
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We love you. Happy birthday!
We love you.
273
00:14:16,760 --> 00:14:20,160
She gave me that look like,
'Daddy, you came through for me.
274
00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:22,720
I know Mommy didn't want me
to have it,
275
00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:25,520
but you, Daddy, made it happen',
276
00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:27,600
and that's why I'm your dad.
277
00:14:36,160 --> 00:14:39,280
So tonight we've got two really
important events going on.
278
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One is Willie Nelson's 80th birthday
279
00:14:42,520 --> 00:14:45,080
and my wife being honoured
by Make A Wish.
280
00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:46,840
Guess which one I'm going to.
281
00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:48,720
Really? You know where
I'm going to be.
282
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,520
No, what you should have
said was
283
00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:53,400
tonight I have one really
important event to go to
284
00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:55,480
and Willie Nelson's birthday.
285
00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:04,080
Who is it?
286
00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:06,880
Who is it?
287
00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:11,120
That's Buddy. That's your
brother-in-law. What does he want?
288
00:15:12,560 --> 00:15:14,960
Why is he looking, man?
289
00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:16,760
What does he want?
290
00:15:16,840 --> 00:15:21,400
Look, I would never pick Willie
over my wife.
291
00:15:21,480 --> 00:15:23,960
The wife comes first over anyone
292
00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:27,560
and I'm so proud of her that she
is being honoured by Make A Wish.
293
00:15:27,640 --> 00:15:30,080
I'm going to be there with bells on,
294
00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:33,000
but, even though I can't
go to Willie's concert,
295
00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:36,280
I still want a picture with him
so I thought of the next best thing.
296
00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:38,960
Do you think it's correct?
What are you talking about?
297
00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:42,520
Don't you think he's a little tall?
Maybe a little on the skinny side?
298
00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:44,760
What are you trying to say?
299
00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:46,840
I mean, it's the same height. Look.
300
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:49,560
We're the same height here.
Do you need a boost?
301
00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:51,640
Argh!
302
00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:01,280
It could be in the hole.
Comehere.
303
00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:04,600
I want you to go underneath,
tying in...
304
00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:07,080
Come around, Danny.
305
00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:09,120
Come under and turn it.
306
00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:11,480
OK, let's go into the hole.
307
00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:13,880
OK. Can we see...
308
00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:15,960
Wait, wait. Let me grab it, Danny.
309
00:16:16,040 --> 00:16:17,720
Let me just see something here.
310
00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:20,680
So now that we're about to screw
the guitar and the pipe
311
00:16:20,760 --> 00:16:22,920
onto the base of the cake,
312
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,480
it's kind of tricky
because it's dark and narrow
313
00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:27,240
to get the screw gun in
314
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,360
I can't tell if what I saw
was one of the holes
315
00:16:29,440 --> 00:16:31,440
or just a chunk of chocolate.
316
00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:35,720
Danny, could you go lower
with your hand or higher?
317
00:16:43,880 --> 00:16:45,880
Just keep it... keep it steady.
318
00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:47,960
Don't move.
319
00:16:53,640 --> 00:16:56,200
If I can't get this pipe
to catch the board,
320
00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:58,280
we're screwed.
321
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,000
I'm dying here.
322
00:17:07,840 --> 00:17:11,040
She ain't going nowhere.
That's not going anywhere.
323
00:17:11,120 --> 00:17:14,160
You know, I wanted to go deliver
this Willie Nelson cake
324
00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:16,040
but there's one little problem.
325
00:17:16,120 --> 00:17:18,720
My wife is being honoured by
the Make A Wish Foundation
326
00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:21,000
and unfortunately, Willie,
327
00:17:21,080 --> 00:17:23,080
the wife comes first.
328
00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:27,200
A great American.
329
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:29,440
The cake is looking great.
330
00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:31,480
I mean, that guitar
looks so authentic,
331
00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:34,080
he might think it's Trigger
and try to play it.
332
00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:37,280
Like a glove.
333
00:17:39,120 --> 00:17:40,920
It looks good.
334
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:44,120
We've got to hook up the fog machine
underneath and then we're done.
335
00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:46,960
Give me this.
The fog machine is coming to you.
336
00:17:47,040 --> 00:17:50,000
There you go.
337
00:17:50,080 --> 00:17:52,080
Damn, Ralph.
338
00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:04,480
And we put it through
the chocolate over here.
339
00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:06,800
OK.
340
00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:09,120
We're actually going to use
real guitar strings
341
00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:13,000
cos at the end of the day, this thing
looks like a real guitar.
342
00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:18,200
All right.
343
00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:20,120
Check it out. What do you guys think?
344
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:22,160
I love it.
Everybody likes it?
345
00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:23,920
Yeah, that looks really cool.
346
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,000
That is a sweet guitar.
347
00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:29,840
I mean, we make a lot of cakes
that look like something else,
348
00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:32,160
but this one looks exactly
like his guitar.
349
00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:33,840
Willie.
350
00:18:33,920 --> 00:18:36,000
I wish I could go,
351
00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:37,920
but, I can't.
352
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,720
My wife's being honoured tonight
353
00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:41,840
and... ALL:Aw.
No, listen.
354
00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:43,640
At the end of the day
I'm so proud of her
355
00:18:43,720 --> 00:18:45,400
and it's something I can't miss.
356
00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:47,320
With that being said,
357
00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:49,440
I'm going to pass the torch
off to you.
358
00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:54,640
Make me proud.
359
00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:11,080
You guys be careful with my cake?
360
00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:12,840
Buddy, seriously, be quiet.
361
00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:14,680
Watch that door, you guys.
362
00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:17,680
Ahhh...
363
00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:20,440
Ah, man. That's good.
364
00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:22,840
Can you press the button
for the elevator?
365
00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:28,080
So we're just sitting here waiting
for Willie Nelson to show up
366
00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:29,840
so we can give him
his birthday cake.
367
00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:34,000
You know, no big deal.
Just hanging out on the red carpet
with the Associated Press there,
368
00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:36,560
and all the Nelson family
and all their various bands.
369
00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:39,400
It's like...
it's just Thursday, guys.
370
00:19:39,480 --> 00:19:41,480
Come on. It was pretty cool.
371
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:48,320
Anthony, pleasure to meet you.
Anthony.
372
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:52,080
How are you? Hello, howareyou?
It's a pleasure. Nice to meet ya'll.
373
00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:54,280
What do you think of your cake?
Great cake.
374
00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:56,360
It's got a little surprise as well.
375
00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:06,120
Thank you, man.
That's awesome.
376
00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:10,240
We also have your first concert.
Oh, that'scool.
377
00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:12,720
Does that look like Trigger?
378
00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:15,600
Are those the right signatures
and everything? That is.
379
00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:17,680
That's cool, ain't it?
380
00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:21,640
Our boss really wanted
to make it tonight.
381
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:24,760
This morning he talked about how
he wanted to get a picture with you.
382
00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:26,960
So we brought this with us
383
00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:29,160
in hopes that maybe...
Heckofthing.
384
00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:32,920
Do you think you could take
a picture with him?
385
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,000
We promised we would send it to him.
386
00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:38,720
All right, Willie. Big smile.
387
00:20:39,880 --> 00:20:41,960
He really seemed to get
a kick out of the cake.
388
00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:44,040
He had a really good
sense of humour about us
389
00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:46,360
poking fun at him being so old.
390
00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:48,160
Do you want to taste your cake?
391
00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:50,200
Sure.
All right.
392
00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:54,080
Oh, my God. Oh, myGod.
It's got pretzels.
393
00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:56,480
That's a munchy cake.
That's hysterical.
394
00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:03,560
That'll work.
395
00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:07,480
This is so cute. It's incredible.
396
00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:09,680
It's amazing.
Thank you, guys, so much.
397
00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:11,640
Thank you very much.
Happy birthday.
398
00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:13,720
Thank you.
399
00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:21,520
Look. Willie Nelson's
giving you bunny ears.
400
00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:24,200
Who's giving you the bunny ears?
Willie Nelson.
401
00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:27,640
Hey, at the end of the day I wanted
a picture with Willie Nelson
402
00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:29,840
and even though I didn't
get one in the flesh,
403
00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:31,840
I got it with my cardboard cutout.
404
00:21:31,920 --> 00:21:34,480
You know what, Willie Nelson,
you'll be 81.
405
00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:37,160
Maybe I'll make
your 81st birthday cake.
406
00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:42,280
Thank ya'll very much.
407
00:21:45,360 --> 00:21:47,320
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