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Hey, you got a permit for those guns?
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I've got your permit right here.
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Thank you.
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That's my bicep.
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One second, babe.
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Hello?
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What are you gonna do?
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My job.
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Game over.
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I'm a cop, and damn good at my job.
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It all began years ago.
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In the line of duty, me and my partner
were chasing down a mysterious kung fu
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master.
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You're under arrest, punk.
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Show us your hand.
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Good work, dragon.
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You could have killed bullbrokers with
that crazy stuff.
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But goddammit.
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You're the best partner I've ever had.
Thanks. I learned from the best.
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You're like a father to me.
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With one fatal blow, he hit my partner.
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I could tell he was dead straight off.
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Before I could pull the trigger, I was
hit by lightning and bitten by a cobra.
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I blacked out.
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and saw images of ancient Shaolin
temples and monks mastering the art of
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Fu. There was an ancient prophecy about
a new form of Kung Fu so powerful, only
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one man could master it.
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The chosen one.
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When I woke up, I saw the Kung Fu master
running towards me.
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I could feel my body mutate into some
sort of Kung Fu freak of nature.
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You have to choose someone.
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Knock, knock.
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Who's there?
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Knock, gold.
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At the memento, I put on a strip of
cloth from the dead kung fu master.
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I decided I would use my new super kung
fu powers to fight crime.
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So I became the best cop in the world. I
became Kung Fury.
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I don't want to hear it, Tunk Fury. I
just got back from City Hall.
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Fifty million dollars worth of damages,
and I've got the mayor up my ass like a
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fag on Viagra. How am I going to explain
this to the prep?
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You just destroyed an entire city block,
for Christ's sake.
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Didn't you tell me to block it out?
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Told you to do it by the book. Cut the
bullshit.
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Nobody else in this bar could have
stopped that arcade machine and you know
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Oh, man.
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Listen to me, Kung Fury.
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You need to start following the rules
like the rest of us. So I'm assigning
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a new partner.
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What? Hell no, I work alone.
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Not anymore, you don't. Say hi to your
new partner, Tricerica.
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Very nice meeting you, Kung Fury.
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Looking forward to working with you.
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I work alone.
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Either you team up with Triceratops or
you're off the case. I'm not off the
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case. I quit.
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It was positive, yeah?
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Yeah, no problem.
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Give me the phone.
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What the hell is this?
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Chief McNichol speaking.
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Is this the police?
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Yeah, this is the police. Crack you!
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I need someone to treat that call.
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But that's impossible.
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Not for me, it isn't.
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Hackerman. He's the most powerful hacker
of all time.
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Follow me.
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I was able to triangulate the cell phone
signal and trace the caller.
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His name is Adolf Hitler.
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Hitler.
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It's the worst criminal of all time.
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Do you know him, sir?
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I guess you could say that.
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In the 1940s, Hitler was a Kung Fu
champion.
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He was so good at Kung Fu that he
decided to change his name to Computer.
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But he didn't stop there.
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He knew of the Kung Fury property and
wanted to claim the throne.
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So he and his party of Nazi soldiers
conducted experiments for years.
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They weren't
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able to figure out how to master the art
of Kung Fury.
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And one day, he disappeared from the
face of the earth.
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And no one has seen him ever since.
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Until now.
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I guess he figured if he could find a
chosen one and kill him, he would become
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Kung Fury himself.
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He must have traveled in time in order
to get here.
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That's probably why he disappeared in
the first place.
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So what are you going to do?
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My job.
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I'm going to go back in time to Nazi
Germany and kill Hitler once and for
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So how are you going to do that? I'm not
sure.
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I need some sort of time machine.
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Wait a minute.
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Using an RX modulator, I might be able
to conduct a mainframe cell direct and
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hack the uplink to the download.
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What the hell does that mean? It means
that with the right computer algorithms,
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I can hack you back in time.
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Just like a time machine.
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Well then, it's hacking time.
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Oh no!
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That's a laser raptor. I thought they
went extinct thousands of years ago.
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My name is Barbariana.
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What year is this?
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It's the Viking Age.
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That explains the laser raptor. Fuck!
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It went too far back in time.
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You need to get out of this valley.
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This place is swarming with laser
raptors.
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I'll meet you at the God's Drop. Katana
can help you get there.
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Who's Katana?
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I'm Katana.
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I can give you a ride to Oggard.
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A ride on what?
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So, who are you?
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I'm a cop.
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From the future.
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I was sent back in time to kill Hitler,
but I accidentally went back too far in
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time.
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End up in this place.
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I know someone who might be able to help
you.
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Behold, it is me, Thor, son of Odin and
protector of mankind.
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Check out my pecs.
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Your pecs are epic.
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Thanks, bro.
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So, anyway, Thor, this is, um, Kung
Fury.
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He's a cop from the future. Yeah, I need
to get to Nazi Germany and, uh, kill
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Hitler, so... If you get out there,
then...
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Habitat.
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Walk through this portal, and you shall
end up in Nazi Germany.
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Good luck to you, Confuri.
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Thanks, Thor.
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Well, looks like this is my ride.
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Hey, future cop, where are you going?
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You know what? Here, take my number.
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And use this phone to call me.
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It's a personal transportable cellular
telephone.
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It features 645 channel capacity, 10
number speed dial, and an electronic
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security lock.
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This revolution in communication could
make it possible for more and more
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to have a phone in their car.
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Your moustache is completely broken.
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You'll have to do the abracadabra.
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Abracadabra? It doesn't look smart.
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My moustache? This is an Irish
moustache.
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No, this is an Irish moustache. That
looks like a man's hair on a merciless
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Yeah, that was funny when you said that.
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It looks like you've fallen into a ditch
with some linen on your lips and just
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dragged it back.
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This is an Irish moustache.
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You should be ashamed of yourself. It
doesn't look smart.
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Thank you.
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disarming you.
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You don't need that spine.
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It's all in your bag.
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Nothing can stop me and my army of
death.
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All right, Hitler.
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Then gig it up. Show me your hands.
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Huh?
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Hagerman, have you seen Kung Fury?
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Oh, no.
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Who the hell are you?
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My name is Cobra.
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I've been expecting you, Kung Fury.
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I'm your spirit animal.
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What the hell is this place?
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This is heaven. I'm afraid you're dead.
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What?
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00:24:12,130 --> 00:24:13,710
But it looks so real.
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00:24:15,030 --> 00:24:18,730
Yeah. No, it's totally real.
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Mr. Cobra, I'm a police officer.
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I need you to send me back to Earth.
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Pronto.
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I'm sorry, I can't help you with that.
You see, you're dead.
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You're under arrest.
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What? For obstruction of justice.
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You're breaking the law!
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What the hell happened?
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I hacked away all of your bullet wounds,
Kankiri.
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Thanks.
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I want to welcome you and your friends
To Germany.
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We are not so different, you and I.
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I mean, we've both got cool style, you
know? We're red, you know?
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So that's cool.
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You both like doing moves?
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Yeah! Check it out!
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Yeah!
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Yeah! Want killing people?
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I love it. You clearly do, too.
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And that's cool.
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Join me.
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We could be brothers.
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We are so alike.
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It's almost like we finish each other's
balls.
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Oh, my.
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Not much left of him, is there? The
important thing is that he's gone.
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Sorry I died at you, Chris. You're a
cop.
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You're the best damn partner I've ever
had.
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I came back in time for you, Kung Fury.
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Because, damn it, I love you.
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Teamwork is very important.
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So, what happens now, Kung Fury?
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Well, I need to head back to the office.
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Looks like it's gonna be a hell of a lot
of paperwork.
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Open the doors, Hoff.
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I'm sorry, Fury.
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I can't let you do that.
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Open the doors, Hoff.
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I'm sorry. I can't let you open the
doors, Godfury.
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Goddammit, open the doors.
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I'm sorry.
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I can't let... Open the doors.
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Did anyone ever tell you not to hassle
the Hoff 9000?
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Oh, Hoff 9000.
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Son of a bitch.
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Piece of shit.
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Oh, my.
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The important thing is that he's gone.
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Game over.
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Wait a minute.
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I've seen that symbol before.
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Somewhere.
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If we're gonna make it like a true
survivor, we need some action.
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If we wanna take our love away from
here, we need a living passion
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to believe in. Burning hearts and a
brand new feeling, action.
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If we're gonna make it like a true
survivor.
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of time hear the ticking of the
countdown clock tonight
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God we need some God we need some action
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Like a true survivor.
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