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[Simon] Sorry, I'm late.
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[Brian] I'm assuming you're a Wonder Man
and not a Barnaby?
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Correct.
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I don't have
a Doorman waiver on file for you,
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so I'm gonna need you to sign this...
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Assuming, of course,
you don't have superpowers.
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[Linda] The showrunner just called.
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He's cutting your character from the show.
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[Eric] What happened
on American Horror Story, Simon?
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[Simon] I got fired, okay?
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-[Martha] Oh, no, Simon. Really?
-[Simon] No, Mummi, it wasn't my fault.
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[Eric] Of course,
nothing is ever your fault.
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[Martha] Don't upset him.
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[Simon] You know I'd never work again
if anyone found out.
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[Trevor] What are you talking about?
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Because of DeMarr "Doorman" Davis.
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Sorry. Who's DeMarr "Doorman" Davis?
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[♪ enchanting music playing]
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[women laughing]
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[laughter]
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Oh, damn. Sorry. I can't let y'all in.
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What? Why not?
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You see, right there,
it says you're from Texas.
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And I heard they dance weird out there.
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Yeah. We don't do none of this in LA.
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♪ Woohoo ♪
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♪ Do-si-do, tell your mama
You're too slow ♪
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-Oh, my God.
-[laughing]
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I think we'll be okay.
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-All right. Get your ass in there, girl.
-[laughing]
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Don't injure yourself now, you hear?
Yeehaw.
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Oh, yeah. Look who's in the house.
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-[DeMarr Davis] Oh, What?
-There he is.
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Stand back. What's up?
Mr. Gad, how you doing, sir?
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Mr. Gad? Come on, man.
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Call me Josh or J-Gad,
I'm trying to make that a thing.
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-Anyways, so what's cooking tonight?
-Oh, y'all gonna have fun tonight.
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We got the guy
from Imagine Dragons deejaying.
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Radioactive most important song
of the last three years, easy.
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-[bodyguard] Oh, yeah.
-Yep.
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Listen, if things slow down out here,
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why don't you come in
and have a drink with me? Yeah?
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-Oh, that's very nice of you.
-Come here.
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Mmm. That's it.
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Okay. You're just gonna
wear the shades in?
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I don't know.
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Are you really with him? 'Cause...
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Next!
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Seems like it was live in here.
The line outside was slammed.
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People went apeshit
when Olaf started crowd surfing.
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I bet.
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Do you realize the first time
I tipped you out was over three years ago?
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You kidding? I've been here that long?
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-Do you like working here, DeMarr?
-Of course. Why you say that?
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We don't normally
have employees last with us this long.
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It's Hollywood. Everyone's an actor
or a model and, you know...
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Working here is just a stepping stone.
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That ain't me. I like this gig.
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It's fun.
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The tips are good.
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I get to talk to people and be myself.
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That's all I really need.
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You don't meet a lot of people
in this town who are happy
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with where they're at.
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Hold on to that.
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Why wouldn't I?
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Probably because you're gonna be hauling
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a stinky bag of garbage
in about two seconds.
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-[laughs]
-[grunts]
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Heart-to-heart's over.
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Sorry. Thank you very much.
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Fun while it lasted. [groans]
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Shit.
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[sighs]
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[closes lid]
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What the hell?
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[exhales]
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[portals warbling]
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No, no.
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No!
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[screams]
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No!
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[portal warbles]
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[gasps]
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[gasping]
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[barks]
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Chance.
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-What's up, Chance?
-[portal warbles]
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Chance?
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[distant barking]
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Chance.
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[barking continues]
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Chance, I'm coming.
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Hello?
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[barking]
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Hello?
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Chance, come here. Come. Come here, girl.
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[screams] What the hell are you doing?
Get out of my apartment!
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Ma'am, uh, this is a misunderstanding.
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I put my hand in some goo,
and all of a sudden,
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my dog fell through the floor.
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-Get out!
-I promise I'm not breaking in.
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-[yells]
-[portal warbles]
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-[gasps]
-[glass shattering]
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Whoa, I'm leaving.
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Oh, no.
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No.
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Nah.
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DeMarr, uh, you okay?
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Yeah, yeah.
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It's just kinda been a weird day.
That's all. Sorry.
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No, no, it's fine.
Listen, we are totally packed tonight.
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Pushing it on the fire code, so just,
you know, don't let anyone else in,
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-until it clears out a bit.
-I got you.
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-[♪ upbeat electronic music playing]
-♪ Bees'll buzz ♪
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♪ Kids'll blow dandelion fuzz ♪
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♪ And I'll be doing whatever snow does
In summer ♪
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♪ A drink in my hand ♪
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♪ My snow up against the burning sand ♪
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♪ Prob'ly getting gorgeously tanned
In summer ♪
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We're melting! Melting, bitches!
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♪ Summer, summer, summer ♪
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♪ In summer ♪
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-[crashing]
-[alarms blaring]
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[Bridget] What the hell was that?
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[people screaming]
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-[DeMarr] It's stuck!
-[both grunting]
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-[DeMarr] I can't get it open.
-[Bridget] Keep trying.
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I'm gonna call the fire department.
Get that door open.
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Okay. [grunting] Hold on!
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[all clamoring]
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[grunting]
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[exhales]
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[exhales slowly]
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-[yells]
-[people exclaim]
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-[DeMarr grunts]
-[woman gasps]
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The door was jammed. Quick, go through me.
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-What do you mean?
-Go through me.
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-[woman] I don't--
-What is he saying?
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I think he said he wants us inside him.
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Pass.
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He's saying,
he wants us to go through him.
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Mmm-hmm...
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How does-- How do I do this?
Do I just enter you?
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I really don't know. Really.
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Uh, hold on. Just give me
a second, let me...
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[portal warbles]
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-Now, now.
-Okay.
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-Ugh!
-[people exclaim]
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-All right. [groans]
-[portal warbling]
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Shit! Why am I doing this? Oh, God. Oh!
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Oh, look! Look at that.
There's the other side.
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Oh, shit.
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It works!
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Everyone follow me. Exit through DeMarr.
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[portal warbles]
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-[groaning]
-[portal warbles]
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-[grunting]
-[portal warbles]
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Hurry! This shit ain't easy. [grunts]
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[portal warbling]
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[coughs]
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-Hey.
-Jesus!
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Sorry, man. I didn't mean to scare you.
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I just wanted to come out here
and say thank you.
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Don't sweat it. I'm sure anybody
would have done that.
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Are you being serious right now?
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You just saved
everybody's life in that building.
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You just saved my life.
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I gotta pay you back.
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I don't need anything. I'm good.
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-How about a new job?
-What?
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DeMarr, after what you did tonight,
there's no way...
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no offense, that you can
go be a doorman anymore.
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Come work for me.
I'll put you on the payroll.
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Look, Mr. J-Gad, I appreciate it,
but I'm fine here.
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-Got a good boss--
-Starting salary is 200K plus benefits.
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-Yeah, that'll work.
-Yeah.
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Josh Gad is in the news again.
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The Frozen
star is catching fire and turning heads,
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with his new superpowered personal valet.
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The man in question
appears to be DeMarr Davis,
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former Wilcox employee,
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who's affectionately
been dubbed "Doorman."
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He's been spotted all over town with Josh
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and seemingly has the power to move
himself and his boss through solid walls.
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Davis recently saved a crowd
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from a fire at a popular nightclub.
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Now it seems he's exclusively
using his talents in service of Gad.
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Meanwhile, this Mormon
has just Booked a new project,
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an action comedy called Cash Grab.
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You might say this former LeFou...
is Gast-on a roll.
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[♪ upbeat music plays]
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Dying for some sugar.
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They got some stale
snickerdoodle cookies over there.
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-Mmm.
-But it's better to have no cookie
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than to have a disappointing cookie.
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-Know what I'm saying?
-Huh.
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Frank Preminger, Hanover Agency.
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Oh, I heard of that.
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-DeMarr, right?
-Yeah.
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-The Doorman?
-Live and direct.
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-Ding dong.
-[laughs]
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You're a funny guy.
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-Thank you.
-Yeah. Do you ever think about acting?
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Nah. Not my thing, Frank.
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Besides, who will get
J-Gad his snack plate?
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True. Keep it. You never know.
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It's just,
you know the heist is feeling flat.
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Mmm-hmm, I agree. I think we need
something more original.
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Well, we could go back
to flooding the vault.
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I always liked that version.
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Snatched you some crab rangoons
before they got housed.
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[Josh sighs]
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[Chris] Or we could use liquid nitrogen
to freeze the locks and shatter them.
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[Leigh]
The vault needs to be impenetrable.
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The whole point is that this crew
are the only ones on the planet
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that can get in or out.
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Um...
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I may have something.
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Look, man, I wanna help out.
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But I can't act.
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Who cares? I can't act.
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It's never stopped me from being an actor.
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We'll make sure
it's only a couple of lines.
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This will be easy, I'm telling you.
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You know what's easy?
If you bring somebody else in.
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Keep the idea, a brilliant idea.
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Bring in a real actor.
Then you can fake it with CGI.
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Yeah, but what makes it cool
is that it's you.
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People know who you are,
and they would go crazy.
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I don't know.
I'm more comfortable behind the scenes.
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DeMarr, there is a reason
that you are making headlines.
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You have something
that other people just don't.
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It's a... a charisma, a charm.
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On top of all of that,
you can become a door.
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It is not every day that an opportunity
like this just falls into your lap.
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You do realize that, right?
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-All right.
-Yeah.
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All right.
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It's gonna be great.
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[clangs]
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Vamos a la playa, amigos.
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We've been training ten years for this.
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And now we've only got 30 seconds
to grab some cash.
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[man yells] Oh, shit. No! We're trapped.
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[both grunting]
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I knew you'd trip the silent alarm.
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What difference does it make?
We're all gonna die.
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Hey, keep it together, you two.
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Why, Jake? It's time to panic.
251
00:12:38,417 --> 00:12:40,125
I wouldn't be so sure about that.
252
00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:42,000
[portal warbles]
253
00:12:43,333 --> 00:12:44,458
Ding-dong, motherfu--
254
00:12:44,542 --> 00:12:47,000
-[all cheering]
-[man] Doorman!
255
00:12:48,875 --> 00:12:51,875
[all chanting] Doorman, Doorman, Doorman!
256
00:12:55,292 --> 00:12:57,083
What did I tell you, huh?
257
00:12:58,167 --> 00:12:59,167
They love you.
258
00:13:00,125 --> 00:13:02,875
[narrator] And things get a little crazy
on this week's Murphy Family.
259
00:13:02,958 --> 00:13:06,167
When special guest DeMarr "Doorman" Davis
comes a-knockin'.
260
00:13:06,250 --> 00:13:08,000
-[doorbell dings]
-[portal warbles]
261
00:13:08,083 --> 00:13:11,167
There's the door... man.
262
00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:12,500
[live audience laughs]
263
00:13:16,083 --> 00:13:17,542
Where is that thing?
264
00:13:17,625 --> 00:13:20,792
I'm so embarrassed.
Oh, hold on. I got this.
265
00:13:24,833 --> 00:13:25,917
[portal warbles]
266
00:13:26,458 --> 00:13:27,667
[audience cheering]
267
00:13:27,750 --> 00:13:30,750
Ding-dong, babies! Ding to the dong!
268
00:13:30,833 --> 00:13:33,167
[narrator]
The people are real, the rulings are real.
269
00:13:33,250 --> 00:13:36,625
And this week's guest judge isn't afraid
to tell it like it is.
270
00:13:36,708 --> 00:13:39,958
Ding-dong.
I said ding-dong! You ding-dongs!
271
00:13:40,042 --> 00:13:42,583
-I am a big fan.
-You want a pic?
272
00:13:42,667 --> 00:13:43,792
Okay.
273
00:13:45,958 --> 00:13:47,667
[laughs]
274
00:13:47,750 --> 00:13:49,208
I remember this place.
275
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,083
Dang, girl, you done got fine. What's up?
276
00:13:52,167 --> 00:13:54,583
Yo! Mind if I come in for a drink?
277
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,917
Oh, of course, Mr. Doorman.
Please, head right in.
278
00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:58,375
[DeMarr] Yeah.
279
00:13:58,458 --> 00:14:01,417
Oh, if things quiet down, why don't you
come and have a drink with us?
280
00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:03,333
Oh, I'd love that. Thank you.
281
00:14:03,417 --> 00:14:04,750
[clicks tongue] Ding-dong.
282
00:14:06,417 --> 00:14:08,792
[chuckles] Ding-dong.
283
00:14:10,042 --> 00:14:13,750
♪ Dance, dance, dance, dance ♪
284
00:14:13,833 --> 00:14:16,500
♪ You'll be dancing like a star
In Hollywood ♪
285
00:14:16,583 --> 00:14:17,583
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
286
00:14:17,667 --> 00:14:20,250
♪ You'll be dancing like a star
In Hollywood ♪
287
00:14:20,333 --> 00:14:21,375
♪ All right ♪
288
00:14:21,458 --> 00:14:24,208
♪ Holly-Hollywood, Holly-Hollywood ♪
289
00:14:24,292 --> 00:14:25,708
[whoops]
290
00:14:25,792 --> 00:14:28,708
[all cheering]
291
00:14:28,792 --> 00:14:30,167
Yeah!
292
00:14:30,250 --> 00:14:33,375
Is there a celebrity in here
that used to be my employee?
293
00:14:33,458 --> 00:14:35,417
Oh, Bridget, what's up, girl?
294
00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:39,042
Bridget! Yo, what's goin' on?
295
00:14:39,125 --> 00:14:40,375
Wow.
296
00:14:41,125 --> 00:14:43,125
-Y'all, this is Bridget Bailey.
-Yeah.
297
00:14:43,208 --> 00:14:44,875
-The number-one club owner in LA...
-[Bridget] Hey.
298
00:14:44,958 --> 00:14:46,833
-And an amazing boss.
-Hey. I like that.
299
00:14:46,917 --> 00:14:47,917
Wow. Look at you.
300
00:14:48,750 --> 00:14:50,083
-You look great.
-Thank you.
301
00:14:50,167 --> 00:14:51,875
-I heard you got a movie out.
-Ding-dong.
302
00:14:51,958 --> 00:14:53,458
I'm sorry, I haven't seen it yet.
303
00:14:53,542 --> 00:14:55,208
-Oh, don't worry about it.
-[Bridget] Yet.
304
00:14:55,292 --> 00:14:56,583
-How are you doing?
-[Bridget] Me?
305
00:14:56,667 --> 00:14:59,500
-Yeah.
-You know, same old, same old.
306
00:14:59,583 --> 00:15:00,583
So, uh...
307
00:15:02,083 --> 00:15:03,083
You happy?
308
00:15:03,167 --> 00:15:04,208
Damn straight.
309
00:15:05,042 --> 00:15:08,750
I just got off the phone with my agent,
and he told me he landed me a huge,
310
00:15:08,833 --> 00:15:11,875
-huge commercial contract.
-Wow.
311
00:15:11,958 --> 00:15:13,167
Life's about to change.
312
00:15:21,833 --> 00:15:22,917
What the hell?
313
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:25,625
"Wouldn't 'knock-knock'
make more sense as a catchphrase?"
314
00:15:25,708 --> 00:15:27,375
That's a good one, Samuel.
315
00:15:27,458 --> 00:15:29,125
Hmm. Mark that one.
316
00:15:31,083 --> 00:15:34,792
"Please tell me
when his fifteen minutes are up."
317
00:15:36,417 --> 00:15:39,167
"Getting real tired
of this Ding Dong business."
318
00:15:41,042 --> 00:15:44,417
"Some fools are hating,
but Doorman still makes me smile."
319
00:15:46,583 --> 00:15:47,583
Thank you.
320
00:15:48,917 --> 00:15:49,917
[knock on door]
321
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:52,542
I'll come grab you in a bit for rehearsal.
Let me know if you need anything else.
322
00:15:52,625 --> 00:15:54,208
Will do.
323
00:15:54,292 --> 00:15:55,958
Oh, maybe some ice for the water.
324
00:15:57,417 --> 00:16:02,000
Or, I can go to town with this brown.
325
00:16:05,625 --> 00:16:08,417
Doorman. Yo, this is crazy.
I'm such a huge fan, bro.
326
00:16:09,292 --> 00:16:12,542
-Good to meet you, bro. I appreciate that.
-Yeah.
327
00:16:12,625 --> 00:16:14,042
So, hey, look I was looking
over the pages--
328
00:16:14,125 --> 00:16:16,375
Yo, man, we wrote that at
three o' clock in the morning, man.
329
00:16:16,458 --> 00:16:18,417
-Go easy on me.
-No, no, it ain't that. It's just...
330
00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:21,042
I'm-- I'm a little nervous about the bit.
331
00:16:21,125 --> 00:16:23,125
Don't sweat it. People love when you can
poke a little fun
332
00:16:23,208 --> 00:16:24,292
at yourself, man. Trust me.
333
00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:26,667
-Okay, cool.
-Okay.
334
00:16:26,750 --> 00:16:28,042
-I gotta get back out to rehearsal.
-All right.
335
00:16:28,125 --> 00:16:29,625
-See you out there?
-For sure.
336
00:16:30,833 --> 00:16:33,583
[people cheering, applauding]
337
00:16:33,667 --> 00:16:37,000
Hey! [laughing]
338
00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:39,667
Hey, what's up, y'all? It's me.
339
00:16:39,750 --> 00:16:43,667
D-list actor and literal door,
DeMarr Davis aka "Doorman!"
340
00:16:43,750 --> 00:16:45,667
And welcome to Ding-Dong Tonight.
341
00:16:45,750 --> 00:16:48,292
-[laughing]
-[audience cheer]
342
00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:50,542
[coughs, groaning]
343
00:16:50,625 --> 00:16:52,417
I'm a little thirsty. A little thirsty.
344
00:16:52,500 --> 00:16:53,500
See what I can--
345
00:16:53,583 --> 00:16:56,250
[grunting]
346
00:16:56,333 --> 00:16:57,708
Oh!
347
00:16:57,792 --> 00:16:59,292
[audience laughs]
348
00:17:01,083 --> 00:17:03,042
Tastes like door. A-ding-dong!
349
00:17:03,125 --> 00:17:04,750
[laughter]
350
00:17:04,833 --> 00:17:06,292
What else I got up in here?
351
00:17:06,375 --> 00:17:08,750
Oh! Whoa!
352
00:17:08,833 --> 00:17:11,458
My mixtape. That's my mixtape.
I've been looking for this.
353
00:17:11,542 --> 00:17:13,583
[laughs] Ding-Dong!
354
00:17:13,667 --> 00:17:15,292
Oh!
355
00:17:15,375 --> 00:17:17,958
I call this, the go-long-ding-dong.
356
00:17:18,042 --> 00:17:19,208
[laughter, applause]
357
00:17:19,292 --> 00:17:20,833
[female singers] ♪ Ding ding dong ♪
358
00:17:20,917 --> 00:17:23,667
♪ Ding ding ding ding ding dong ♪
359
00:17:23,750 --> 00:17:26,042
Oh, snap. Oh, look at this.
360
00:17:26,125 --> 00:17:27,417
♪ Ding ding ding ding ding dong ♪
361
00:17:27,500 --> 00:17:29,750
Oh. What's up, DeMarr?
362
00:17:29,833 --> 00:17:31,500
Man, what are you doing here?
363
00:17:31,583 --> 00:17:33,500
I thought you was hiding out from the IRS.
364
00:17:33,583 --> 00:17:34,875
[laughter]
365
00:17:34,958 --> 00:17:37,708
Earl, come on,
you gotta cool it with those rumors...
366
00:17:37,792 --> 00:17:38,792
and that impression.
367
00:17:38,875 --> 00:17:42,375
"Ding-dong." I mean, who is that?
That's not me, is it?
368
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,083
I mean, I'm much more
than just a catchphrase.
369
00:17:45,167 --> 00:17:47,833
You know, Earl,
a lot of people don't realize
370
00:17:47,917 --> 00:17:51,417
that I've been taking acting classes
at the Stella Adler Academy.
371
00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:52,833
-Really?
-Yeah.
372
00:17:52,917 --> 00:17:54,167
Well, let's see some of that training.
373
00:17:54,958 --> 00:17:57,667
[audience cheer]
374
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:04,583
[portal warbles]
375
00:18:11,250 --> 00:18:17,667
"Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio,
a fellow of infinite..."
376
00:18:19,458 --> 00:18:20,458
ding-dongs.
377
00:18:20,542 --> 00:18:23,417
[all laughing, cheering]
378
00:18:25,417 --> 00:18:29,708
With my diet, sometimes I have trouble
getting things to move through me.
379
00:18:30,542 --> 00:18:34,417
Try Expellax. It'll have your insides
as insubstantial as mine.
380
00:18:35,250 --> 00:18:36,625
[woman] Doorman, boundaries.
381
00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:38,917
Ding-dong.
382
00:18:41,625 --> 00:18:44,250
Expellax, in new black cherry flavor.
383
00:18:44,875 --> 00:18:45,917
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa!
384
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,917
Sure you don't wanna slow down there, pal?
385
00:18:50,583 --> 00:18:51,583
You're an hour late.
386
00:18:52,458 --> 00:18:53,958
Well, I'm here now.
387
00:18:54,833 --> 00:18:57,250
-What do you want to talk about?
-Expellax.
388
00:18:57,333 --> 00:18:59,417
They said the campaign
would be smart and elevated,
389
00:19:00,292 --> 00:19:02,792
like Seinfeld and American Express.
But these...
390
00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:04,292
Yeah, about that.
391
00:19:05,042 --> 00:19:06,875
Ogilvy's cutting the contract short.
392
00:19:08,250 --> 00:19:09,667
They just feel the joke's a little...
393
00:19:10,833 --> 00:19:11,833
stale.
394
00:19:11,917 --> 00:19:15,417
Exactly. That's why we need
to come up with some new ideas.
395
00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:17,208
-Let me pitch you--
-It's too late, DeMarr.
396
00:19:17,292 --> 00:19:19,417
They already signed Michael Strahan. So...
397
00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:20,625
-Strahan?
-Yeah.
398
00:19:21,292 --> 00:19:23,792
That don't even make sense.
He's just a normal guy.
399
00:19:23,875 --> 00:19:27,208
He is charming AF, and apparently
suffers from chronic constipation.
400
00:19:27,292 --> 00:19:28,708
Damn. [sighs]
401
00:19:29,583 --> 00:19:32,083
Can we fight this?
I mean, we got a contract, right?
402
00:19:32,167 --> 00:19:34,917
I don't think we wanna take on
a huge advertising agency.
403
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,500
Things are getting pretty tight.
404
00:19:37,833 --> 00:19:40,208
Behind on car payments
and a few other things.
405
00:19:40,292 --> 00:19:43,333
Oh, come on, DeMarr,
you gotta be more careful with your money.
406
00:19:43,417 --> 00:19:45,083
You know how this business works.
407
00:19:46,125 --> 00:19:48,958
You can't count on the next paycheck
until it's in your hands.
408
00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:51,667
You've never said that.
409
00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:53,542
I'm saying it now.
410
00:19:56,583 --> 00:19:58,958
You don't have any other superpowers
you didn't tell me about, right?
411
00:19:59,042 --> 00:20:00,542
Just the door thing.
412
00:20:01,708 --> 00:20:02,958
Cool.
413
00:20:03,042 --> 00:20:05,500
Okay, well, look, this is a dip.
414
00:20:05,583 --> 00:20:08,292
This is a tiny little dip,
and we're gonna get back on top.
415
00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:13,083
We're gonna get you something better.
Something... smart and elevated.
416
00:20:13,917 --> 00:20:15,042
Trust me.
417
00:20:16,042 --> 00:20:18,375
That's right. This?
You don't even need this no more.
418
00:20:18,458 --> 00:20:20,792
This is a drum.
'Cause with the Potato Bag,
419
00:20:20,875 --> 00:20:24,917
your potatoes will come fluffy
on the inside and chewy on the outside.
420
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,958
Why juggle a tough schedule
when you can just use the Potato Bag?
421
00:20:28,042 --> 00:20:30,750
Just drop it and plop it in the microwave.
422
00:20:30,833 --> 00:20:32,833
-You hear that sound?
-[oven beeping]
423
00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:36,042
I think the potatoes
just said "ding-dong."
424
00:20:37,125 --> 00:20:38,125
Ooh!
425
00:20:38,208 --> 00:20:40,375
Well, looks like Doorman
is back in the news.
426
00:20:40,458 --> 00:20:44,833
Only this time, the overnight success
finds himself in a bit of hot water.
427
00:20:44,917 --> 00:20:46,917
Steam might be more accurate.
428
00:20:47,542 --> 00:20:49,917
DeMarr Davis has been hit
with several lawsuits
429
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,833
over his involvement
in the Potato Bag product,
430
00:20:52,917 --> 00:20:55,708
which has been found to cause
severe steam burns.
431
00:20:55,792 --> 00:20:57,292
Ouch.
432
00:20:57,375 --> 00:21:00,375
Hey, Doorknobs.
I just wanted to get on today
433
00:21:00,458 --> 00:21:03,250
just to let you know that I'm sorry
to the hundreds of you
434
00:21:03,333 --> 00:21:06,667
who experienced steam burns
from using the Potato Bag.
435
00:21:06,750 --> 00:21:09,333
I want you to know
that I'm in full support
436
00:21:09,417 --> 00:21:11,833
of the class action lawsuit
437
00:21:11,917 --> 00:21:14,042
and that I, too, was misled
438
00:21:14,125 --> 00:21:17,667
by Food America Product Incorporated.
439
00:21:17,750 --> 00:21:20,833
I think, at this moment,
I need to take some time to step away
440
00:21:20,917 --> 00:21:26,708
and really reflect on where
all this is going for me and for you.
441
00:21:26,792 --> 00:21:30,500
So stay supportive, and I will stay
supporting you. Keep knocking.
442
00:21:32,667 --> 00:21:33,667
Shit.
443
00:21:48,208 --> 00:21:49,667
[phone vibrating]
444
00:21:56,125 --> 00:21:58,833
-Oh, shit.
-[Josh] There's my best friend.
445
00:21:58,917 --> 00:22:00,250
-I miss you, man.
-[Josh] I miss you more.
446
00:22:00,333 --> 00:22:02,708
Guess what, though?
Studio wants Cash Grab Two.
447
00:22:02,792 --> 00:22:04,208
-Really?
-[Josh] Hell yeah.
448
00:22:04,875 --> 00:22:05,875
You bullshitting.
449
00:22:05,958 --> 00:22:08,542
[Josh] No, man. We're getting the band
back together. You in?
450
00:22:08,625 --> 00:22:10,042
Of course. I'm in.
451
00:22:10,125 --> 00:22:11,625
[Josh] Ah, beautiful, man.
452
00:22:11,708 --> 00:22:13,000
-Let's do it.
-[Josh] Yeah?
453
00:22:13,083 --> 00:22:14,625
-Hell yeah.
-[Josh] Amazing.
454
00:22:14,708 --> 00:22:16,875
-[Josh] All right, I'll be in touch, bud.
-All right.
455
00:22:16,958 --> 00:22:18,042
[call ends]
456
00:22:22,708 --> 00:22:23,917
[sighs]
457
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:25,292
Thank you. Thank you.
458
00:22:26,250 --> 00:22:28,750
Don't mess this up. Don't mess this up.
459
00:22:33,083 --> 00:22:35,708
[♪ tense music playing]
460
00:22:38,667 --> 00:22:41,208
[people whispering]
461
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:45,042
[voice] Ding-dong.
462
00:22:45,125 --> 00:22:47,000
[yelling]
463
00:22:49,500 --> 00:22:51,792
[woman]
They're inviting you to set, again.
464
00:22:51,875 --> 00:22:52,875
I'm coming.
465
00:22:54,250 --> 00:22:55,250
[woman] DeMarr?
466
00:22:56,333 --> 00:22:57,333
Go ahead.
467
00:22:58,292 --> 00:22:59,500
[groans]
468
00:22:59,583 --> 00:23:00,667
Oh, shit.
469
00:23:03,167 --> 00:23:05,417
...Cash Grab Two apart
is upping our game on the stunts.
470
00:23:05,500 --> 00:23:08,625
Hey, you're that Incredible Hulk, huh?
You ain't that tall.
471
00:23:08,708 --> 00:23:10,458
DeMarr, you're all right with that, right?
The stunts?
472
00:23:10,542 --> 00:23:13,583
Of course. Me and Tom Cruise,
we do our own stunts, baby.
473
00:23:14,417 --> 00:23:16,583
-[imitates fighting]
-DeMarr-- DeMarr, you good, bud?
474
00:23:16,667 --> 00:23:18,083
-Yeah. I'm good to go.
-Okay.
475
00:23:18,667 --> 00:23:19,917
G-T-G.
476
00:23:20,750 --> 00:23:22,375
-[man] A mark.
-[woman] B mark.
477
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:24,792
[director] And action!
478
00:23:31,292 --> 00:23:34,458
We only get one shot at this, Gustavo.
You ready?
479
00:23:34,542 --> 00:23:36,000
Always, Jake.
480
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,000
[chuckles softly]
481
00:23:38,542 --> 00:23:39,833
[woman] We're in position.
482
00:23:39,917 --> 00:23:41,625
-They're in place.
-Okay. Yeah.
483
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:44,000
Here we go.
484
00:23:45,167 --> 00:23:46,167
[portal warbles]
485
00:23:47,125 --> 00:23:48,917
-[grunts]
-[stomach gurgling]
486
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:50,958
[panting]
487
00:23:51,833 --> 00:23:53,708
-[grunting, blows raspberry]
-[portal warbles]
488
00:23:53,792 --> 00:23:55,500
[stomach gurgling]
489
00:23:56,583 --> 00:23:57,750
[panting]
490
00:23:57,833 --> 00:23:59,208
[blows raspberry]
491
00:23:59,292 --> 00:24:00,417
[Josh] I'm going through.
492
00:24:00,500 --> 00:24:01,500
All right.
493
00:24:11,375 --> 00:24:13,417
[groaning]
494
00:24:23,042 --> 00:24:24,375
[man] Where is he?
495
00:24:24,458 --> 00:24:25,458
[woman] He didn't come out.
496
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:30,750
[gasping]
497
00:24:31,792 --> 00:24:32,792
J-Gad!
498
00:24:33,875 --> 00:24:34,917
[sound stage bell rings]
499
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:36,000
J...
500
00:24:36,083 --> 00:24:37,292
[gasps]
501
00:24:39,292 --> 00:24:40,292
[gasps]
502
00:24:41,375 --> 00:24:43,167
[Mario Lopez] Where is Josh Gad?
503
00:24:43,250 --> 00:24:45,417
The world wants to know.
504
00:24:45,500 --> 00:24:48,667
It's been months since he disappeared
inside DeMarr Davis,
505
00:24:48,750 --> 00:24:52,250
and the Department of Damage Control
is still searching for answers.
506
00:24:52,333 --> 00:24:54,125
We want to assure the American public
507
00:24:54,208 --> 00:24:58,333
that the Department
takes this horrific incident seriously.
508
00:24:58,417 --> 00:25:02,333
DeMarr Davis will be continually monitored
for the rest of his life.
509
00:25:02,417 --> 00:25:04,333
We will do everything in our power
510
00:25:04,417 --> 00:25:08,375
to ensure a tragedy of this magnitude
never happens again.
511
00:25:08,458 --> 00:25:12,750
[Mario Lopez] While the DODC continues to
probe, experiment, and investigate
512
00:25:12,833 --> 00:25:16,250
every inch of DeMarr Davis,
Hollywood is now waiting.
513
00:25:16,333 --> 00:25:19,125
Every major studio in Hollywood
is doing their part
514
00:25:19,208 --> 00:25:21,542
to avoid another possible tragedy.
515
00:25:21,625 --> 00:25:24,167
They're calling it "The Doorman Clause."
516
00:25:24,250 --> 00:25:26,792
Going forward,
it will be nearly impossible
517
00:25:26,875 --> 00:25:32,125
for superpowered individuals to perform
in major motion picture or TV roles.
518
00:25:32,208 --> 00:25:35,458
The insurance required now, astronomical.
519
00:25:35,542 --> 00:25:36,708
[woman] Everything okay?
520
00:25:37,542 --> 00:25:38,583
Hmm?
521
00:25:38,667 --> 00:25:39,750
Is it bad news?
522
00:25:39,833 --> 00:25:42,292
Oh. No, it's... it's good.
523
00:25:43,042 --> 00:25:44,333
It's all good.
524
00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:58,125
[sighs]
525
00:25:58,208 --> 00:26:00,208
[♪ upbeat country song playing,
Dolly Parton "The Johnny Carson Show"]
526
00:26:01,875 --> 00:26:05,833
♪ I have come a long way
From the hills of Tennessee ♪
527
00:26:05,917 --> 00:26:10,417
♪ And I've worked hard to make
The folks back home real proud of me ♪
528
00:26:10,500 --> 00:26:14,958
♪ Now everybody knows my name
No matter where I go ♪
529
00:26:15,042 --> 00:26:19,417
♪ But I never really made it till
The Johnny Carson Show ♪
530
00:26:19,500 --> 00:26:22,833
[audience cheer]
531
00:26:22,917 --> 00:26:27,167
♪ Now I have dreamed of stardom
Since I was just a kid ♪
532
00:26:27,250 --> 00:26:31,500
♪ And me 'n' Dollar dreamed beneath
This thirteen dollar wig ♪
533
00:26:31,583 --> 00:26:36,083
♪ In my bell-bottom jumpsuits
With my rhinestones all aglow ♪
534
00:26:36,167 --> 00:26:41,625
♪ I became an overnight success
From The Johnny Carson Show ♪
535
00:26:41,708 --> 00:26:46,708
♪ From polyester paradise
To silk and satin frills ♪
536
00:26:46,792 --> 00:26:51,375
♪ From a forty-eight foot mobile home
To a mansion on the hill ♪
537
00:26:51,458 --> 00:26:55,917
♪ From moonshine to rare wine
From a Packard to a Rolls ♪
538
00:26:56,000 --> 00:27:01,292
♪ But I'd never really made it till
The Johnny Carson Show ♪
539
00:27:01,375 --> 00:27:05,875
♪ Now there's only one small problem
Sometimes I get disturbed ♪
540
00:27:05,958 --> 00:27:10,792
♪ Folks sometimes get me confused
With Monti Rock the third ♪
541
00:27:10,875 --> 00:27:14,667
♪ But still I think it's worth it
And I just thought you should know ♪
542
00:27:14,750 --> 00:27:19,500
♪ That I'll always owe a special thanks
To The Johnny Carson Show ♪
543
00:27:19,583 --> 00:27:24,708
♪ I went from pop beads to diamonds
From car coats to fur ♪
544
00:27:24,792 --> 00:27:29,125
♪ From K-Mart to Guccis
From here no tellin' where ♪
545
00:27:29,208 --> 00:27:33,667
♪ From Hillbilly Heaven
To a penthouse on the coast ♪
546
00:27:33,750 --> 00:27:38,542
♪ But I never really made it till
The Johnny Carson Show ♪
547
00:27:38,625 --> 00:27:42,333
[audience cheering, applauding]
548
00:27:47,333 --> 00:27:48,333
[♪ upbeat electronic music playing]
549
00:27:48,417 --> 00:27:50,708
[Josh]
♪ Sometimes, I like to close my eyes ♪
550
00:27:50,792 --> 00:27:55,208
♪ And imagine what it'd be like
When summer does come, ah ♪
551
00:27:56,333 --> 00:28:00,000
♪ Bees'll buzz
Kids'll blow dandelion fuzz ♪
552
00:28:00,083 --> 00:28:04,667
♪ And I'll be doing whatever snow does
In summer ♪
553
00:28:05,958 --> 00:28:10,000
♪ A drink in my hand
My snow up against the burning sand ♪
554
00:28:10,083 --> 00:28:13,875
♪ Prob'ly getting gorgeously tanned
In summer ♪
555
00:28:16,167 --> 00:28:20,000
♪ I'll finally see a summer breeze,
Blow away a winter storm ♪
556
00:28:20,083 --> 00:28:24,458
♪ And find out what happens
To solid water when it gets warm ♪
557
00:28:25,958 --> 00:28:30,000
♪ And I can't wait to see
What my buddies all think of me ♪
558
00:28:30,083 --> 00:28:34,208
♪ Just imagine how much cooler
I'll be in summer ♪
559
00:28:34,292 --> 00:28:39,458
♪ Summer, summer, summer
Summer summer, summer ♪
560
00:28:39,542 --> 00:28:44,042
♪ In summer ♪
561
00:28:47,417 --> 00:28:51,708
♪ In summer ♪
562
00:28:51,792 --> 00:28:55,667
♪ Bad-dah, da-doo,
Uh-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-boo ♪
563
00:28:55,750 --> 00:29:00,208
♪ The hot and the cold are both so intense
Put 'em together, it just makes sense ♪
564
00:29:00,292 --> 00:29:04,250
♪ Rrrat, dah-dah, dah-dah
Dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-doo ♪
565
00:29:04,333 --> 00:29:06,250
♪ Winter's a good time to stay in
And cuddle ♪
566
00:29:06,333 --> 00:29:08,208
♪ But put me in summer and I'll be a... ♪
567
00:29:08,292 --> 00:29:12,167
♪ Happy, happy, happy, happy
Happy, happy, snowman ♪
568
00:29:12,250 --> 00:29:13,792
♪ Happy, happy, snowman ♪
569
00:29:13,875 --> 00:29:14,958
♪ Happy snowman ♪
570
00:29:15,042 --> 00:29:16,333
[distorted] ♪ Happy snowman ♪
571
00:29:16,417 --> 00:29:18,750
[in normal voice]
♪ Happy, happy, happy, happy snowman ♪
572
00:29:18,833 --> 00:29:19,875
[distorted] ♪ Happy snowman ♪
573
00:29:20,792 --> 00:29:22,708
[in normal voice]
♪ Happy, happy... ♪
574
00:29:24,333 --> 00:29:27,083
[distorted]
♪ Happy, happy, happy, happy snowman ♪
575
00:29:27,792 --> 00:29:29,250
[in normal voice]
♪ Snowman, snowman ♪
576
00:29:32,292 --> 00:29:34,208
♪ Winter's a good time to stay in
And cuddle ♪
577
00:29:34,292 --> 00:29:36,167
[distorted] ♪ Winter's a good time to
Stay in and cuddle ♪
578
00:29:36,250 --> 00:29:37,417
[in normal voice]
♪ Winter's a good time... ♪
579
00:29:37,500 --> 00:29:39,250
♪ Winter's a good time to
Cuddle, cuddle, cuddle ♪
580
00:29:39,333 --> 00:29:41,958
-♪ In summer ♪
-♪ Happy, happy, happy, happy ♪
581
00:29:42,042 --> 00:29:43,292
♪ Snowman ♪
582
00:29:47,333 --> 00:29:52,125
♪ In summer ♪
583
00:29:56,917 --> 00:29:58,292
[music stops]
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