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Hello? Hi, this is Vivian. I was
wondering if the two -bedroom,
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one -bath was available.
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Yeah, I saw online.
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Oh, it's not?
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Okay, thank you. Have a nice day.
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Hey.
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Yes, I'm Vivian.
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I was calling about the one bedroom that
you have online.
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Oh, it is available?
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Okay, yes.
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Um, Saturday?
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Yep.
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Okay. Saturday evening. Thank you.
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You hear that?
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Three appointments for Saturday for
house viewing.
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I'm out of here.
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I'm done.
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This is serious.
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Yeah? Now you want to talk? Now you want
to communicate? Because you figured it
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out?
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That's not even a house. That's a
fucking half a bathroom and a stove.
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all, first of all, this is enough space
for me, myself, and I, okay?
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Well, shit you have.
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You know what? This is why we're over.
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Done.
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This place is really needing a little
fixer -upper, so I hope you can handle
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that. Yeah, well, we're moving out. in
two weeks and you have to help me fix
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everything so I can get my money back.
My deposit.
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Oh, your money.
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Your money. Your money. Your deposit.
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Forget about all the bills that I pay
and everything. Forget about all this.
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You can go and look it up right now.
Where are the receipts? Whose name is on
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everything? The Wi -Fi doesn't count.
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You got to have like, just like I did,
everything else has to be in here. We're
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not talking about the Wi -Fi and all the
pass bills. We're talking about the
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security deposits.
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I paid that. And why do we do that? To
help you in your credit, right? Because
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you talked me into it because I'm a
fucking moron for listening.
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Yes, you're a dumbass.
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You know what?
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You can handle all this shit around this
house. I'm not going to do anything.
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The window, guess what?
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Your problem.
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This little fucking plumbing issue with
the disposal, whatever's going on, your
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problem. All right? So, yeah. All this
other shit, everything else, that little
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shitty table that your aunt with the bum
foot gave you, fuck all that. You can
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fix all that shit because I'm done.
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I don't want to hear it. You're done?
I'm done.
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Great. Good riddance. Over.
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All you do is charge your phone, eat hot
chips, and lie.
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Oh, how nice of you to leave the bag in
here for me.
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You're not going to help me fix it?
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Uh, I don't know. I don't think that I
was on the security deposit that I had
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fix anything, so I think you got it.
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What even do I use?
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Your brain?
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Damn.
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Oh, man.
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What's up? What happened?
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Bunny, can you help me? I'm stuck.
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That's pretty funny of me.
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You know, I haven't seen you like this
in a long time, in this position.
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Don't be a perv.
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I mean, we're both sexually frustrated.
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That's why I think you're being such a
bitch in the first place, respectfully.
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But, I mean, I could help you out with
that a little bit, and I'll help you out
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with that. Just do whatever you want.
Just get me out of here.
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Trying to wash clothes, too?
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No, I'm trying to get undone.
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after you help me a little bit.
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I actually missed this part about you.
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I'll miss this for sure.
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Don't be used to it.
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Fuck.
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Jesus.
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It's been so long since we've fucked.
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You got what you wanted. Can you help me
now?
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This disposal is still filled with junk.
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Yeah, your junk.
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Uh, I believe this is your cereal spoon.
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That's right.
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so I would not be surprised if every
sink in here is clogged with it. Okay.
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First of all, this is good hair.
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Um... I'll just have to, um... Can
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you keep it down there? I'm trying to
finish this episode.
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Yeah, you're being useless in here.
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Uh... Wow.
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You...
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This ring that you got is fucking stuck
in here.
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Oh, man, man, man.
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There's something I spent money on and
gave you as a gift.
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Causing problems.
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Can you just, can you, can you come and
see and check it out? It's...
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Yo, this guy on here, I don't know if
you've watched this last
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season, but I don't know, maybe we were
still... Okay.
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Yeah, there wasn't a complaint before.
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Wait, I don't understand why.
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You're genuinely stuck, aren't you?
Yeah. Yeah.
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On this stupid ring.
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What are you wearing?
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Where are you going right now at?
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It's none of your concern anymore.
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Who does housework in this?
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didn't, that's pretty crazy. It's really
crazy.
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I've got new people to impress.
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How about this?
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Remember you gave me blue balls the
other day? When I once again helped you
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against my better judgment, I still
helped you, but you kind of, you know,
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left me hanging. And I don't want blue
balls if I'm going out of my way for
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so I think it's only fair if you go out
of your way for me.
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Oh.
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It's not going to waste me any time.
About two minutes.
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You think you're fucking funny.
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Quite hilarious.
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You don't have to complain about those
two minutes.
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Usually.
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Look at you. See?
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Damn you.
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Watch yourself.
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Watch yourself.
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Where are you going when you can't take
this off?
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Hmm.
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Oh, shit.
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I can't just wiggle on that.
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It's stuck. Yeah.
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Might as well just relax and let me help
myself so I can help you.
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Oh. I mean, you're used to just lying
there, right?
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Most of the time.
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Wow. It's not like it's going to take
you long anyway.
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You should definitely just relax and let
me help myself, and then I'll help you.
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Oh. Usually ladies first, but you're
fucking rude, so.
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Yeah. Take your time.
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without even actually fucking leaving.
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some duck omelette
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It's been days now.
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Look.
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This thing.
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What is this juice? Why?
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What is wrong with you?
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You probably spilled it.
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Right. Because I'm the only one who
drinks fluids in the house, right?
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I don't know. You just make the most
mess.
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This is why I'm through.
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medicine shut up.
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Your stain.
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My stain.
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Yeah, of course.
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My stain.
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Anything wrong with that was my fault,
right?
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Why, you get the security deposit back.
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Yup.
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Can't stop the predicament.
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This is... This... This is great.
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What were you... Why didn't you just
clean it from that?
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You know what?
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The logic wasn't your strong point.
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What are you going to do now?
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Well, you're going to have to pull me
out.
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Oh, I'm going to have to?
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Um, yes.
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This coming from the same person who is,
I mean, we're breaking up.
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And you left me with blue balls not
once, but twice.
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And, uh, I don't know, you seem to need
my help again.
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What are you insinuating?
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Oh, I think you know. I think it's time
you actually at least let me have sex
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and finish one more time before we
leave. Or before you leave. Whoever's
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leaving.
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Right.
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Just do whatever, but you're not going
to make me change my mind.
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I mean, so you're saying if I just
thought you were really good one time,
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you're not going to make me even
consider staying with you?
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Just do whatever, okay?
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Good enough for me.
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Oh, man.
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Wow, you are genuinely fucking stoked.
How do you... Every time...
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Only it can match that attitude.
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You've just done this the whole time.
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Wow.
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You know.
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Okay.
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I don't know.
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this month baby.
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Fuck.
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Mmm.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh.
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God.
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Oh. God.
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Oh, shit.
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You still want to break up?
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I'll think about it.
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I mean, I guess I...
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