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And fight this. Some have had harsh words for the decisions we've made,

including some individuals who I've got enormous respect and admiration for.

What I hope is that everybody will take a look at what's on the planet, consider

the details of what we've laid out, and see the merit as I've described it.

Yeah, fuck it. I'm just going to blow my way into prison.

Miss Matheson, I'm a little busy for your CIA bullshit today.

Perhaps you should come back tomorrow.

You'll be dead tomorrow!

Perfect.

Hassan, you have a wife and a daughter.

The council doesn't know where they are, but we do.

Tell us what you know and we'll keep them safe.

My wife is a shrew, my daughter a whore. Who do I care?

I want to convert to Christianity and atone for all my sins.

What? Really?

No, you fucking antidote. I want you to suck my motherfucking cock.

Okay, but it's the last time.

Perfect.

Thank you.

No dead man walking.

Why?

Is someone gonna bomb the U .S.? No one's gonna do anything after you do

Where's Abunazir?

Abunazir?

Forget about him.

He's gone.

I took care of him.

Just for you, my love.

Yes.

Yes, baby.

I can't lie.

Don't lie to me.

I can't lie to a baby like that.

I can't lie to a face like that.

It's too good.

It's so good.

You know, you do that one thing, huh?

The jawbreaker thing. It's very nice.

Yeah? How do you do that? How do you do that American jaw?

So where's our baby? Yes.

Oh, boy, he's on his way.

No, he's not.

Where is he? He's on his way for us.

Oh, yeah? He wants to show us something. Oh, shut up.

You shut up, you American whore.

You come here for information and pretend you want cock.

You want cock. You don't want cock.

I do. Show me you want cock.

Show me how much you want cock.

You slobber on it. You drip.

You slobber and drip.

And show me everything.

Give me everything you got.

I love this cock. I can't stop coming

back for more.

Oh, it cures me.

It cures me.

I can't get enough of you.

You white infidel.

Why do you do it so good?

God created you to give us a problem.

Oh, wow.

You're giving me a big, big problem.

I know.

I hope I give you a big, big present.

I give you a big, big, big present.

My dick grows extra veins for you.

I see that in you.

You are best from last, yeah.

You should win awards.

You should win big awards for best cock from last.

Best cock sock from last, yes.

Those pretty lips.

Those pretty, pretty lips.

This is a special spot.

Thank you.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

Oh, I'm getting there.

I'm getting... Oh, yeah?

Yes.

I'm getting to the top.

Oh, yes, I come now.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

You are very good at that.

Something important, you asshole.

Okay. More deep throat.

Hassan, you promised this time. What do you have to lose?

Okay, I tell you.

An American prisoner has turned.

What? Do you mean he's gay?

There was a raid on Agent Matheson.

What a surprise.

You're 20 minutes late.

But I guess that's early for you.

How do we get an international incident over it?

But as I was saying, there was a Delta Force raid on our cottage hangout last

night.

And we were tipped off that our boo Nazir may be... Nazir?

Why do you always pop a stitch every time that man name is mentioned?

Well, he's a very, very high -value target.

He's not the boogeyman, Gary.

Well, anyway, there was no sign of you -know -who.

You mean Voldemort?

That's not funny.

No, no, no, no, no, no. Get out. Just get out. Get out.

What Delta Force did find was Marine

Sergeant Nicholas Brody, presumed dead since 2003.

Until now.

Oh my God, that's that homo.

oh yes yes

Mmm.

Yes.

Brody who?

Hello?

Hello?

Fuck. Your husband?

Brody? He's alive?

Yeah.

What do we do now?

Oh, God, yes.

Oh, yes.

Yes. Oh, my God.

Yes.

Yes.

You're going to make me come again.

Don't stop.

Yes.

Yes.

Thank you.

Oh.

If I sat there today in that hellhole, I thought of the men in my squad.

I thought of all the men who have been above me, all the men I had below me,

all those Marines behind us.

I could feel their strength inside me.

It kept me warm. It kept me sane.

That daily vision of those men led directly to my relief.

I thought of the men in my squad.

They are!

They're in it again!

He's just nervous.

It's just a twitch.

It's a code. A code for what?

What are you talking about?

Oh, I'm telling you, David.

Brody is the POW that has turned. He's twitching because he's gay.

Gay? Even if he was gay, they repealed No Axe No Town.

Not as far as he knew. He's been captive for eight years.

Jeez, I mean, he's a security risk. We have to put him under surveillance.

Wiretaps, cameras, everything.

That's out of the question.

Carrie, are you okay?

I'm fine.

What are you doing?

They're Tic Tacs for your breath.

Tic Tacs? What are you... I remember when I could talk to you into anything.

Amen.

Thank you.

Oh, good girl.

Good girl.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, fuck.

Appreciate it.

Mm -hmm.

I get to keep that surveillance, right?

No.

Motherfucker!

You've got them all

full, don't you, girly boy?

They all think you're a goddamn war hero.

Virgil, hey, I need to get a full surveillance package installed.

Sergeant Nicholas Brody.

He isn't a hero!

A federal warrant?

Um, not really.

That's never stopped us before, has it?

Brody?

What are you doing in there? I sent the kids to my mother's house for a reason,

babe.

What's wrong? Are you okay?

That sound.

It reminds me of something.

It's okay, honey.

Can't do this to me.

Thank you.

Oh my God.

Virgil.

Virgil! What the hell?

Gee, Terry, just fell asleep for a second. What the hell is all this?

I got hungry. This job is murder when there's no decent food in the house. Are

you serious? You've been here for eight hours. Like, how could you eat all of

this? Well, burned a lot of calories concentrating.

And sleeping?

There's this Chinese place around the corner. They put a shitload of MSG in

their cow mane, and I kind of fell out.

Virgil, get the fuck out of here. You're useless. Go.

Yeah, really. Great, because I'm beat.

I'll be back in the morning, and can you do me a favor and have some vitamin

water for me? Get the fuck out. Take your disgusting magazine.

Thanks a lot.

See you tomorrow.

I'm gonna go ahead out into the garage for a little bit.

For what?

Uh, nothing. I just need to grab something out of there.

Okay.

So, uh, you know, don't come in there.

I won't. I never go in the garage.

Okay.

And, uh, if you do go in there, just don't look in the metal box next to the

sink.

There's a sink in the garage?

I can't fucking believe that you went ahead with that surveillance on Brody

House after I told you not to.

I thought you meant knowing more of a wink -wink -no kind of way. No, that's

what I meant.

Now you go get that shit out of this house right now while I decide what I'm

going to do with your ass.

We can arrange that if it helps, David.

What is wrong with you?

clear out Brody's house.

Yeah. Has he done anything incriminating?

Watched America's Next Top Model?

Subscribed to GQ?

Anything?

Hey, hey, Carrie. Listen, listen. I don't know anything about that.

But his last words to his wife were, I'm going to go get drunk at the bar down

the street for a little while because I'm like really super duper,

super duper stressed.

It's hard being back.

I know.

Hard to talk about Baghdad.

Hard talking to people, period.

I usually let my mouth do the talking.

Well, yeah.

Mouth?

As in, throat?

Throat. Like, the back of it.

I need to let my throat do the talking.

Right.

Well, I think we're both probably pretty drunk.

Yeah, I'm wasted.

But, uh, throat.

Hello?

Jesus, yes, Beck.

He only knew.

Oh my God.

Oh

my

God.

Yeah. Yeah.

You stay right there.

Yeah.

Uh -huh.

And you're going to stand on it.

Yeah.

Fuck me.

Fuck

me.

Thank you.

You're not gay.

No.

But I am an Islamic terrorist.

But you're not gay.