All language subtitles for VX Not Animal House XXX (Paròdia)

Oh, hey, there's Carmen.

Maybe she can give you more of this
night.

Welcome to Omega House.

I'm Mandy, and this is Bab.

Help me sock to some cookies and punch,
and don't forget there are plenty of

other sororities to visit tonight.

I need to go back to the dorm. My
stomach feels like shit.

What's that smell?

Oh, no.

Don't tell me you ate the leftovers.

I told you not to reheat the Indian
food. It's five days old.

I really need the toilet.

What's that horrible odor?

Smells like my grandparents' house.

Carmen, please don't. If you pass any
more gas, we're not going to get

I'm sorry. I can't hold it. The
pressure's building.

What's going on over there?

I believe it's Adelta.

Adelta in our house? No wonder it stinks
in here.

She looks Hispanic.

I believe she's performing on a stage.

Nuh -uh. Tell me that thing isn't giving
a blowjob at our rush party.

That is G -R -O -S -S.

Oh my, is that Eric? I hope he doesn't
ejaculate on our sofa.

Oh, yeah, that's me.

Jerky, jerky, jerky, jerky.

Ew!

Hola, señorita.

I don't know how they do things in
Central America, but do you al mindo

that disgusting behavior back to the
Delta Casa, por favor?

What is this world coming to when you
can't even get a blowjob to throw in a

rush party?

And the rest of you, you're all invited
back over to Delta House for punch,

cookies, and sex.

Let's go to the Delta house.

I need a fucking toilet. My ass is gonna
explode.

Please don't.

Excuse me, Mandy and Fab.

My friend here really needs to use the
little girl's sandbox.

Our ladies' room is for Omega members
only.

You all can use the buses outside.

Listen, you bitch. Where's the fucking
toilet before my friend shits her pants?

It's upstairs to the right.

I changed my mind. I don't want to be an
omega girl.

My butt didn't even hit the toilet!

Ladies, Eric Stratton. Damn glad to meet
you.

Hi, I'm Katie.

We call him Otter. He's horny and
harmless.

We're the only sorority that loves guys.

Oh, boy,

is this great.

You have lovely breasts.

Ladies, let's check out the VIP room.

Oh.

I fucked it!

house on campus.

What kind of sorority has guys living in
it?

Well, Dean Wormer, that's a clear
violation of university rules.

Of course it's a violation of university
rules.

I want them out.

I want them expelled.

Nobody fucks with this campus except me.

Sir, do I have your permission to run
roughshod on the Delta?

Go ahead, Niedermeyer. You're a sneaky
little shit.

Fuck them for all I care. Just make sure
if you do fuck one of those sluts you

wear name -brand prophylactic.

Oh, by the way, I've let the Deltas know
you'll be holding ROTC training on

their front lawn this afternoon.

That Niedermeyer, such an asshole.

Why would anybody join ROTC?

Beat me.

Peter Meyer said Dean Warmer is going to
try to revoke the girl's sorority

charter.

What does he expect us to live?

Does he not know you burned our
fraternity down trying to pop popcorn

oil?

Couldn't find the jiffy pop.

Attend hunt.

Pick that uniform.

Address this line.

Yes, sir.

I can see your boobs popping out of the
top of your uniform.

Tuck in that lingerie, soldier.

Yes, sir.

And what is this?

It's a breast pin, sir.

A breast pin on your uniform?

No, sir. A breast pin.

I got it for having nice tits.

Nice tits?

There's no room in this man's army for
nice shit.

Now drop and give me 20.

You call that a push -up?

That's not a push -up. Move, soldier.
You're pathetic.

Pathetic. I hate those fucking omegas.

I wish there was something scandalous we
could pin on him.

You know, Bluto, tonight's their pledge
initiation ceremony.

How would you like to do us a little
detective work?

As we consecrate our vows of Omega
Fidelity, we pledge our complete

the Sisterhood.

Ladies, please pull down your panties
for the ceremonial paddling.

You'll assume a position by getting down
on all fours.

I would like to renew my vows to the
Omegas.

Excellent, Babs. Assume the doggy -style
position.

Thank you, ma 'am. May I have another?

Thank you, ma 'am.

May I have... Thank you.

You may return.

Spencer, assume the darkest opposition.

thank you ma 'am to have another um
thank you ma 'am to have another

you may return

Ladies, let me take the time to get to
know your sorority sisters.

Congratulations.

I can't watch it.

That's part of the hand.

Yeah, that one with me.

Oh, man.

Yes, give him a super look.

Like this?

Yes, like this.

Oh, yeah.

That's it, Manny.

Hope y 'all are ready for the pop quiz.

What pop quiz?

The one we stayed up all night studying
for?

Studying? That's not what I saw when I
was peeking in your bedroom window!

That boy is not right.

I think he might be retarded.

Trust me, from what we're hearing, you
bitches aren't so squeaky clean.

Hello, class.

All right, I know you're as bored with
Dr. Miller as I am.

Only good thing he ever did in my book
was he fucked Marilyn Monroe.

But unfortunately, I have some bad news.
The pop quiz I'm going to give you is

going to count for one half of your
grade.

One half of your grade?

That's bullshit.

Nobody told us about a pop quiz.

That's why it's called a pop quiz, you
moron.

Look, guys, guys, it's not me.

It's not me, okay? Look, if I had my
choice, I'd skip all this, go to my

smoke some pot, cook some steaks.

play hide the bacon, shoot the sherbet,
drain the main vein, and squeeze the

weasel. But unfortunately, I cannot
override Dean Wormer. And that's the

problem. Told you.

This is a travesty. Are we going to sit
idly by and allow for Wormer's

Nazi -like tactics?

No!

I don't think so. This is America. And
in America, we have the right to self...

representation.

No more of this is going to happen on my
watch.

Sit down. Sit down.

Guys, sit down.

They're going to fire me for this.

I'm too young to retire.

Sit down.

Well, you really fucked that one up.

We'll make it up on the midterm exam.

I can't believe Dean Warmer pressured
Professor Jennings into giving us a pop

quiz worth 50 % of our final mark.

Nor can I believe what she's doing with
her tongue over there.

How you live your lives.

You ought to be ashamed of yourself.

Floody, horny, and drunk is no way to go
through life.

When was the last time Mrs. Wormer
sucked your little wormer?

Make all the jokes you want, you little
tramp.

But while you flunkies were eating each
other's genitalia, the entire

Delta house has been on double secret
probation.

The whole secret probation?

We have recorded evidence of the most
vile, filthy, perverse, sexual

acts. But the Corps won't allow us to
mention you today.

Put a sock in it, Niedermeyer. The girl
had a cock in her mouth and a thumb up

her ass, for Christ's sake.

And your parents will be proud to know
that every single one of you has failed

the prop quiz.

You're as good as finished.

But, sir...

How could we fail a quiz we never even
took?

Mr.

Dorfman, you fat fuck.

Welfare and food stamps are definitely
on your horizon.

And Mr.

Blutarski, congratulations.

You have the lowest grade point average
in Faber history.

0 .0.

Fuck up one more time and you can all
return home to your mother's bosom.

One more violation from anybody and
you're all expelled.

Have a nice day.

Dismissed.

My parents will kill me if I get
expelled.

Seven years of college down the drain.

Now kids, study hard.

I love you.

Oh.

um

oh oh

Oh, no.

Oh.

Thank you.

um um

Can you believe Dean Warmer walked in on
them when they were having premarital

intercourse? Premarital sex goes against
everything good and pure that Omega

stands for.

Hello, lady.

You guys missed the spirited study
session at the Delta house.

Omegas don't associate with Deltas.

I keep forgetting that.

Have you guys seen Mandy? I have
something in my pants I want to give

Mandy's whereabouts are none of your
concern.

The Omega boys will be joining us soon.
So if I were you, I would be... Leaving.

I enjoyed this. I really did. We should
all have sex real soon.

Where is Mandy?

She said she had fire practice.

Shut

up,

you stupid. What? Do you want the entire
campus to know we're fucking?

I don't care who knows. I love fucking
you.

Look at my cock while I take this call.

Dean Wormer speaking.

The Delta House will be studying extra
hard to get straight A's. We were just

having an off day.

Drop the bullshit, you disgusting
trollop. Your days at favor are

I've got you by the balls.

I've got you by the balls.

Shut up and keep sucking.

Keep sucking?

No, sir. We plan on excelling.

I wasn't talking to you, dipshit.

You might as well start packing your
suit.

I'm expelling you all.

Well, that was good news.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm

-hmm.

That's good.

You like it when I spit on your cock?

I'm gonna stroke it with this on my
palm.

Thank you.

Oh, yeah. Come over.

Oh,

my God.

Look at you.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes, yes.

Oh, yes. Oh,

yes.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, God.

I want that asshole.

Can you get one in my ass?

Hmm.

Thank you.

Fucking my ass hurts like pussy.

Oh

Huh?

You can't just give up like that.

Was it over when the Germans bombed
Pearl Harbor?

The Germans?

It's not over until we say it's over.

Warmer, he's a dead man.

Need a man?

Dead.

Bad and bandy.

Dead.

Pluto's right. We can't just get thrown
out of school.

No, no, no. That's not going to happen.
We're not going to go out like that.

We need to go out and die out.

Luda, what do the tough do when the
going gets tough?

Toga.

Toga. Hardy.

Aren't we already in enough trouble?

Toga.

Toga.

Oh my god, my parents would kill me!

I'll do it.

Oh, yeah.

Look at Pete tuck it out.

Yeah. Oh God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Boom.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Ah.

Oh, yes.

What?

We want to be a part of this sorority.

I'm Marder's cousin.

I, uh, saw you giving a blowjob earlier.

I thought it was hot.

What's your name?

Pinto.

Why Pinto?

Why not?

So, uh, can we move anywhere quiet maybe
we can go to? Yeah.

So, um, who's room is it?

Katie's.

Is she okay that we're in here?

She's gonna be pissed.

Okay.

I

give

to you a kitten that has...

I give to you a puppy that has no paws.

I give... Sorry.

Go ahead and fuck her. She's practically
begging for it.

I'm out of your mind. You can't take
advantage of a sweet girl like that.

Go on, you pussy.

Wait.

Why is my conscience a gorgeous blonde
with big boobs and lingerie?

Because it's sexier this way, you moron.

Now look at that cute face.

Shove your cock in her mouth.

Eat her pussy for Christ's sake.

Life is passing you by.

You're going to hate yourself in the
morning.

Maybe so, but you'll get laid tonight.

That was just a test. See if you would
take advantage of me when I was passed

out. But you didn't.

And it makes me want to fuck you more.

What?

Don't mind him, lady. Just keep your ass
and vagina away from his mouth.

Do you boys mind?

Don't worry, Mandy.

They'll be gone soon.

They're getting expelled.

That boy is a P -I -G pig!

See if you can guess what I am now.

is he doing?

I guess the toga party and the food
fight were the last straw.

Those fuckers.

They can't do that to us.

Well, they're doing it. Never fear,
young one. We have a secret weapon. A

weapon? Let's go inside and save our
things while we can, guys. I'm telling

this is not the end of the Delta
sorority. Our secret weapon is upstairs

room.

Get your finger out of my ass.

Can't blame you for trying.

As you all know, I'm a film major.

Wait. I thought you were studying
gynecology.

Same thing. Anyway, I edited together
this little tape of the Omegas and Dean

Wormer having sex.

No way. How'd you get the footage?

Blutarski got drunk and shot it.

I got him blowing a load all over
Mandy's face.

Ew.

I can't wait to deliver this bombshell.
Why wait?

Let's call that fucker up right now and
have him meet us at the Omega Hut.

Oh, boy. This is great.

What is the meaning of this bullshit
meeting?

You guys are all expelled.

I don't think so.

You have some nerve, you little slut.

He's absolutely right, Dean Warmer.

Blutarski may have the worst GPA on
campus, but he's a hell of a cameraman.

Take a look at this little baby.

If my father finds out I'm not a virgin,
he'll kill me.

He'll kill you.

Well, I'm sure we can work out some sort
of compromise.

I want to stay in school and live in the
Delta house.

I didn't even know you were a student.

We want our grades brought up to be.

And providing you play by our rules,
nobody outside of Delta will ever know

about this whole thing.

Well, in light of this new evidence,
I've decided to lift the explosion.

Okay?

Not cool. Quite.

I want to fuck Miedermeyer.

And I want to bring Mandy back to the
Delta house and just plaster that ass.

not that kind of girl.

Ah, shut up. Nobody's buying that virgin
bullshit anymore.

On second thought, you can keep Mandy.

I'll keep fucking the Delta girl.

Who is it?

Mandy.

Mandy? Um, yes. You know, Otter, I was
really offended earlier when you shot me

down. You've never even seen the way I
suck cock.

Oh.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh.

Whoa.

oh oh oh

You know what?

This is great, but I'm a little nervous
to actually have sex here in front of

everybody. Can we go somewhere else,
maybe?

Let's go.

Come on, guys.

You need to get in here.

You can help her tonight.

Oh, shit.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, yes. Oh.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, it's just like that.

Jesus, you little tight little pussy,
Mandy.

Hey, you like it?

Fucking unreal.

I can't even get my fucking finger in
there.

Oh my God.

Sit on my face and keep sucking it.

Sit on my face and keep sucking it.
Please.

Please.

Oh.

Oh, God.

Oh.

Ooh.

Where are you going? Over here.

Yeah.

Oh, you're so dirty.

Oh my God, you're so dirty.

Oh my God.

Please don't stop.

Please don't stop.

Please don't stop. Please don't. Please.

Please keep doing exactly what you're
doing. Oh, my God. Please.

Please.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, God.

I can't believe how much he's made me
come.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

You're a nice pup, Dougie.

Oh shit, I'm gonna get caught. Are you
gonna fucking call me?

Oh shit, Mandy, grab the car.

What am I doing?

Yeah.

um

Thank you.

Come out of my mouth.

Come in my mouth.

Come in my mouth right now.