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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:09:42,120 --> 00:09:43,120 person is like. 2 00:29:28,300 --> 00:29:29,300 comes twice. 3 00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:08,280 Well, Kimiko, looks like we're going to have to cut this short. 4 00:30:09,100 --> 00:30:10,100 Let's see. 5 00:30:11,540 --> 00:30:12,960 I got things to do. 6 00:30:13,220 --> 00:30:17,460 Maybe a little prostate stimulation will do the trick here. Hold on. 7 00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:21,400 Just stay right there. 8 00:30:22,500 --> 00:30:25,320 Come for me twice, MacGyver. 9 00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:35,860 If I can do it fair enough, that's when you hide the banana with his worst 10 00:31:35,860 --> 00:31:40,780 enemy. He'll be unconscious long enough for us to finalize our arrangement. 11 00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:42,360 I assure you. 12 00:32:37,420 --> 00:32:39,020 that's big when we made our arrangements. 13 00:32:41,020 --> 00:32:42,780 You'll get used to it. 14 00:34:33,580 --> 00:34:34,580 Thank you. 15 00:35:34,700 --> 00:35:36,280 Thank you. 16 00:37:55,050 --> 00:37:56,050 Oh. 17 00:39:22,700 --> 00:39:23,700 Hmm. 18 00:40:04,970 --> 00:40:05,970 Yeah. 19 00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:14,160 Oh shit, oh shit. 20 00:50:36,970 --> 00:50:37,970 Fucking anxious. 21 00:55:39,740 --> 00:55:40,740 That's right, yeah. 22 00:55:42,600 --> 00:55:43,600 That's right, yeah. 23 00:56:25,120 --> 00:56:26,120 Oh shit. 24 00:58:58,890 --> 00:58:59,890 What about them? 25 00:59:58,030 --> 00:59:59,050 girls and we met in a hotel. 26 01:00:41,960 --> 01:00:44,360 the future, I'm in the dark. 27 01:01:55,400 --> 01:01:57,240 Oh, baby, fuck, that's so good. 28 01:02:01,500 --> 01:02:02,500 Oh, yeah. 29 01:02:04,800 --> 01:02:05,800 Oh. 30 01:02:07,560 --> 01:02:08,560 Oh. 31 01:02:13,880 --> 01:02:14,880 Oh. 32 01:02:16,640 --> 01:02:17,640 Wow. 33 01:02:18,320 --> 01:02:22,520 I didn't think I was going to like that piercing in your tongue, but it's 34 01:02:22,520 --> 01:02:23,520 incredible. 35 01:02:24,270 --> 01:02:25,270 Wow 36 01:04:08,270 --> 01:04:09,270 Okay. 37 01:13:43,720 --> 01:13:44,720 Mother! 38 01:19:28,880 --> 01:19:30,280 Oh. 39 01:20:03,400 --> 01:20:05,100 Come on. 40 01:27:27,280 --> 01:27:29,500 Is that duct tape in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? 41 01:27:30,260 --> 01:27:31,500 I instruct you, Mac. 42 01:27:32,500 --> 01:27:35,840 Not really, but I'm pretty sure he's Asian. That doesn't narrow it down. 43 01:27:36,160 --> 01:27:37,160 We're in China. 44 01:27:37,600 --> 01:27:41,620 There's got to be literally hundreds of Asian people here. 45 01:27:42,340 --> 01:27:44,920 You know, we're going to need a lot more to go on if you want the Phoenix 46 01:27:44,920 --> 01:27:46,520 Foundation to help you find Penny. 47 01:27:47,060 --> 01:27:48,120 Well, it's not just Penny. 48 01:27:48,460 --> 01:27:50,720 They've got Lisa, my ex -girlfriend. 49 01:27:51,720 --> 01:27:52,720 Lisa? 50 01:27:53,100 --> 01:27:55,660 Why would they want a beautiful, sexy woman like that? 51 01:28:00,040 --> 01:28:02,340 Maybe to lead me to the warehouse to kill me. 52 01:28:03,400 --> 01:28:07,320 If this doesn't make any sense, why don't they just wait around and make 53 01:28:07,320 --> 01:28:08,340 they finish the job? 54 01:28:09,060 --> 01:28:10,060 I agree. 55 01:28:10,440 --> 01:28:11,860 Let's get going. Where? 56 01:28:12,380 --> 01:28:14,500 To the warehouse. We've got to look for clues. 57 01:28:15,260 --> 01:28:17,740 Find out what rock these slimeballs are hiding under. 58 01:28:37,100 --> 01:28:38,100 Pete, what are you doing? 59 01:28:38,120 --> 01:28:39,120 Oh, dark! 60 01:28:42,720 --> 01:28:43,200 Special 61 01:28:43,200 --> 01:28:52,460 Agent 62 01:28:52,460 --> 01:28:56,220 MacGyver, how wonderful of you to join us. 63 01:28:57,100 --> 01:29:01,040 Murdoch, my longtime nemesis. I should have known it was you. 64 01:29:01,480 --> 01:29:03,040 I'm surprised you didn't. 65 01:29:03,540 --> 01:29:06,040 Who else do you think would use your own people? 66 01:29:06,600 --> 01:29:07,720 To go against you. 67 01:29:10,060 --> 01:29:11,480 Only you, Murdoch. 68 01:29:12,200 --> 01:29:13,880 So what's the deal? What do you want? 69 01:29:14,760 --> 01:29:16,740 From you, I don't want anything. 70 01:29:17,200 --> 01:29:21,280 But for that matter, I don't even want anything from them. 71 01:29:25,580 --> 01:29:27,280 Don't worry, girls. I got this. 72 01:29:28,760 --> 01:29:32,800 Actually, I don't think you do. I got this. 73 01:29:34,920 --> 01:29:37,560 You think I kidnapped them to lead me to you? 74 01:29:38,420 --> 01:29:39,420 No. 75 01:29:40,020 --> 01:29:43,380 I kidnapped you to lead me to him. 76 01:29:45,380 --> 01:29:47,380 To Pete? What do you want with Pete? 77 01:29:47,920 --> 01:29:50,260 What do I want with your boss, your mentor? 78 01:29:50,940 --> 01:29:52,880 The leader of the Phoenix Foundation? 79 01:29:53,820 --> 01:29:59,280 The foundation that foiled my plans for world domination from day one? 80 01:30:00,600 --> 01:30:03,040 I want to crush him. Of course. 81 01:30:04,330 --> 01:30:11,070 An act that, in the immortal words of Jerry Maguire, would complete me like 82 01:30:11,070 --> 01:30:12,070 no other. 83 01:30:14,570 --> 01:30:20,190 All right, well, what's Lisa got to do with it? What's kidnapping my ex 84 01:30:20,190 --> 01:30:21,490 -girlfriend going to get you? 85 01:30:22,310 --> 01:30:24,750 Lisa! Lisa, it's me, baby. 86 01:30:25,130 --> 01:30:26,650 It's okay. I'm here. 87 01:30:27,350 --> 01:30:29,130 Does that answer your question? 88 01:30:29,670 --> 01:30:30,850 What are you talking about? 89 01:30:32,110 --> 01:30:36,630 Don't you get it, MacGyver? Your ex -girlfriend, your boss, they're in love. 90 01:30:37,250 --> 01:30:39,590 That's why she dumped you, MacGyver. 91 01:30:40,210 --> 01:30:45,050 Now I'm going to use her to get Pete to do whatever I want. 92 01:30:45,990 --> 01:30:49,050 Come on, you've got to be kidding me with this stuff, man. 93 01:30:50,070 --> 01:30:53,230 I'm MacGyver. Nobody cheats on MacGyver. 94 01:30:54,090 --> 01:30:59,790 I mean, I could build an airplane out of duct tape, man. I could... 95 01:31:00,620 --> 01:31:03,600 Ski down a mountain on a gum wrapper. 96 01:31:04,380 --> 01:31:05,940 Look at my hair, man. 97 01:31:07,680 --> 01:31:09,140 I mean, come on, Lisa. 98 01:31:09,580 --> 01:31:10,820 Say it ain't so bad. 99 01:31:11,020 --> 01:31:12,340 Tell me you don't love Pete. 100 01:31:12,640 --> 01:31:17,580 I used to, but I'm just not in love with Pete anymore. I'm with Penny now. 101 01:31:18,260 --> 01:31:19,260 What? 102 01:31:19,500 --> 01:31:23,720 Really? You know, this whole situation has really bonded me to you. 103 01:31:24,380 --> 01:31:26,900 Vaginally speaking, I think you're rad. 104 01:31:27,380 --> 01:31:28,960 I think you're rad, too. 105 01:31:31,230 --> 01:31:32,230 Wait, wait. 106 01:31:33,550 --> 01:31:35,010 Give me my magic box. 107 01:31:35,410 --> 01:31:37,250 Don't try them. I want to see where this is going. 108 01:31:38,550 --> 01:31:42,210 Excuse me. Do you have another one of those darts and you can just knock me 109 01:31:42,210 --> 01:31:43,210 again? 110 01:34:22,540 --> 01:34:23,540 So good. 111 01:49:33,900 --> 01:49:35,200 And you still saved my life. 112 01:49:36,040 --> 01:49:38,160 Thanks. Don't mention it. 113 01:49:38,800 --> 01:49:40,120 Ditto. Thanks. 114 01:49:41,300 --> 01:49:42,380 Ditto square. 115 01:49:43,240 --> 01:49:45,120 Yeah. It's all right. 116 01:49:45,380 --> 01:49:46,760 I've been through worse, right? 117 01:49:48,580 --> 01:49:55,060 Besides, now I'm more focused on making sure Murdoch goes down. 118 01:49:56,420 --> 01:49:58,080 I have to say one thing. 119 01:49:58,780 --> 01:50:02,640 With friends like you, who needs enemas? 7858

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