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Uh, yes, this is Ms. Starr.
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Yes, Brian, it's my son, yes, yes.
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What?
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What do you mean he knocked up your
daughter? Are you kidding me?
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When? How?
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He's only been off of school break for
like, what, two, three months?
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Oh my God, I am so sorry.
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Are you sure it's my son?
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Okay. I respect your wishes on whatever
you like to do. Please keep me informed.
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I'll have a very long, hard talk with
him, but it sounds like it's a little
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late.
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Okay. I do apologize.
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I'll have a talk with him, and I'm so
sorry.
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I don't even know what to do.
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Okay. Yes, ma 'am. Yes, ma 'am. Thank
you. Thank you for letting me know.
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Okay.
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Bye -bye.
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Oh, my God.
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That boy is going to drive me insane.
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I think this is what?
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The second freaking girl? Let's see. I
think he's only been home like three
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months for summer vacation.
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And he's already knocked up like two
that I know of.
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Oh, we've got to have a definite serious
talk.
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Definite. Who's that? Boy comes home.
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That's it.
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That's it. He's grounded.
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All right, Brian.
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Thanks for giving me the time of day.
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I know it's your summer vacation, but
I'm a little pissed off at you.
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About what?
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Well, let's see. I got a call this
afternoon from some mother claiming that
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knocked up her daughter.
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This is the second call I've gotten from
two different mothers within the summer
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vacation of, what, you've been out two,
three months?
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Yeah. Are you crazy?
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I can't afford to take care of your
mess.
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How the hell are you going to take care
of two kids?
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I'll get a second job.
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A second job. Are you serious?
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Oh, my God. Okay. You know what's going
to happen?
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You know how summers will be all about
fun and meeting girls and going to the
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feet? Not for you.
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Not for me. Not for you, honey. You're
grounded.
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From girls?
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From girls.
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You're going to stay here with me?
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And no, no, definitely no girls, no
friends, no parties, no, you know,
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not leaving this freaking house the
whole damn summer. I'm not taking a
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that you're going to knock up some other
chick.
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I can't afford it. No, listen, you do
not comply.
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I will not pay your tuition for the rest
of the year.
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That's not fair.
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Very fair. My money, honey. My house, my
rules.
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You know, this is crazy.
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Simply crazy. So, yes, this is how it's
going to go for the summer.
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Sucks to be you.
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What's up, bro? You're a little down and
out.
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Dude, I'm just always horny. My mom
grounded me from girls.
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She grounded you from girls?
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I knocked up another one, but so what?
Well, I mean... Grounded me from girls,
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bro. Do you know how fucking horny I am
all the time?
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Yeah, I can imagine.
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All I see is my mom.
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All the time.
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As long as I think.
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It's horrible.
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I mean, it's not that bad. It's pretty
hot.
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Yeah, it's my mom, bro.
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I mean, she's one to talk.
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What do you mean?
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About the sex thing.
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Why, what do you mean?
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Well, rumor is that she's kind of had a
little thing with our circle of friends,
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if you know what I mean. See, that's not
true. It's bullshit.
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Well, I mean, there are several rumors,
so.
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Oh, yeah.
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Bye.
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Oh, fuck yeah.
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Oh,
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fuck
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yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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What am I talking about?
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Give it to me a little bit.
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There we go.
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What a good boy you are.
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Best mom on the block.
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So I heard.
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Sarah, you would not believe how
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hard this is.
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I grounded that damn kid.
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for, you know, the rest of the summer,
and I'm the one who's suffering.
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I can't have any guys over. I can't have
sex myself. I'm going crazy.
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Yeah, you wouldn't believe it. It's like
torture to me.
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Oh, my God.
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Do I have a story to tell you, though,
when I did finally got a guy to come
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and have sex?
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Oh, my God.
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I can't believe how long it's been. I've
had to cop.
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Mm -hmm.
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Let me go and take my son.
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It's been a while, I told you.
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I'm glad you can come over just for the
moment.
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I want to fuck that pussy from behind.
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Oh, I like that dirty talk.
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Come on.
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Look at what you're doing to me. I can't
believe you came at me like that. I'm
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an adult, a woman, and I have needs.
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This is my house. I pay rent and all
that stuff.
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I just wanted to apologize because I
thought you would be longer at the
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and you weren't.
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I do apologize if you happen to
visualize and see that kind of thing,
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but I'm not going to. apologize for
being a woman gotcha okay oh
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great that was great um i had a question
to ask okay met
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this girl on a dating site and i go hang
out with her are you
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I need something. This is so much
tension building up.
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Oh, my God.
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It's horrible.
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Seriously, like, you're just going, are
you going crazy? Yeah. Are you seeing
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images?
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Yeah, I'm seeing shit.
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I can't have you going crazy on me or
anything.
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I'm seeing shit. But you can't, I cannot
let you, okay, okay.
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We're going to have to come up with some
other plan because I'm not sending you
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out there with women that, you know,
that you just impregnate.
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Okay, far -fetched, it's out there, but
just, you know, between you and I, mom
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and son, adult, adult, you know, let me
help you with your frustration.
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What do you mean?
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Just my hand. Just, you know, maybe I
won't even look.
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How would that be?
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Do you want to try that?
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Yes.
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Okay, but you cannot tell anyone. Why
would I tell somebody? Okay, well,
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you're a teenager, and that's what you
guys do.
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In college.
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Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. My mom.
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Okay, okay. I understand. I understand.
Okay. Okay. So, okay.
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Okay.
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Hand. Okay.
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Hand. Come on out, kiddo.
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All right. Oh, look. We match.
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Yeah. Green.
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Okay.
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So, do you want me to look or? I don't
know. Just.
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Is my hand cold?
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It is cold.
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Okay.
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Mom, this is not going to cut it.
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What do you mean it's not going to cut
it? I mean, just give it a moment.
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Shh. Think. Happy thoughts.
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Think. Happy thoughts.
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Come on.
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This is not going to cut it, Mom.
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I see. What's the problem?
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It's your hand. I'm used to mouth or
pussy.
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Okay, we're not going to pussy as you
put it. Okay. Okay, we can try the
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Mmm.
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Mom, it still isn't good to cut it all
the way.
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What are you talking about? You're
digging it hard.
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I know.
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You're not going to come?
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No.
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Now I'm stumped. Now what?
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I don't know.
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I'm not going to tell anybody.
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Of course not. We already established
that.
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Let me just have some sex.
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You're really good at this, Mom, but I'm
still not going to cut it.
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All right, fine.
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Have sex.
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You have a condom, right?
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Yeah.
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Okay. Oh, my goodness.
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How are we going to do this?
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I don't know. Like, well, how do you
like it?
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I guess I could say. Do you like it?
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I'd love to. I really want you to come,
because I don't know how long we can do
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this for.
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I don't either.
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Okay, now what?
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I don't know.
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I need that for my son.
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Ooh, baby, yeah.
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How's that?
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Oh, lay on the bed.
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Lay on the bed. Okay.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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All right.
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Okay.
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Okay. I'm a little nervous.
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There we go.
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God, I mean, you're sexy.
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I mean, good looking.
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Well,
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am I supposed to like it?
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I don't know. Are you?
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I don't know. It's going to relieve the
tension. Oh, God.
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you made me cum so...
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You're going to be a dad.
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