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The War is almost over. 3 00:01:52,512 --> 00:01:54,878 The Germans retreat,
the Allies advance. 4 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:58,179 A small town in Northern France
awaits its liberation." 5 00:02:37,490 --> 00:02:41,187 - Are the wires set yet?
- Everything's fine. 6 00:02:41,261 --> 00:02:43,058 Hurry up. 7 00:02:50,537 --> 00:02:52,334 Close it. 8 00:02:57,210 --> 00:02:59,041 Hurry up. 9 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:44,212 Enter. 10 00:03:49,429 --> 00:03:52,330 It's done, Colonel...
with not a moment to lose. 11 00:03:52,398 --> 00:03:54,366 The enemy is near the river. 12 00:03:54,434 --> 00:03:56,231 Shall I blow up the bridge? 13 00:03:56,302 --> 00:03:59,794 Not yet.
First, we pull out of town. 14 00:03:59,872 --> 00:04:01,464 The munitions? 15 00:04:01,541 --> 00:04:03,031 How much is there? 16 00:04:03,109 --> 00:04:08,206 But there's enough there
to blow up... the whole town. 17 00:04:08,281 --> 00:04:13,412 The blockhouse and the whole town
will blow up... 18 00:04:13,486 --> 00:04:18,287 when the English general
is sitting here... 19 00:04:18,358 --> 00:04:20,326 where I am now. 20 00:04:29,369 --> 00:04:34,568 You have an artistic clock,
Mr. Frenchman. 21 00:04:35,375 --> 00:04:38,367 A very artistic clock! 22 00:04:38,444 --> 00:04:44,076 Artistically the town will blow up.
The clock gives me an idea. 23 00:04:44,150 --> 00:04:46,380 The knight strikes
at midnight, no? 24 00:04:48,588 --> 00:04:51,386 It shall strike
for the last time! 25 00:04:54,394 --> 00:04:55,986 Colonel, my ideology... 26 00:04:56,062 --> 00:04:58,394 Later, Adolf. Later. 27 00:05:07,106 --> 00:05:09,666 The knight strikes
at midnight. 28 00:05:24,290 --> 00:05:27,453 - What is it?
- They're blowing it up! 29 00:05:27,527 --> 00:05:30,519 - The Krauts!
- Blow up? 30 00:05:30,596 --> 00:05:33,895 The town, the bridge,
everything. 31 00:05:33,966 --> 00:05:37,902 We must pass the word.
Hurry, there's no time to lose. 32 00:05:54,787 --> 00:05:57,722 Get out! The town
is going to explode! 33 00:06:28,287 --> 00:06:33,247 "The mackerel likes frying.
The mackerel likes frying." 34 00:06:34,026 --> 00:06:37,359 Germans blowing up
munitions dump... 35 00:06:37,430 --> 00:06:39,489 tonight before midnight. 36 00:06:39,565 --> 00:06:42,033 The knight strikes
at midnight! 37 00:06:42,101 --> 00:06:44,763 The knight strikes
at midnight! 38 00:06:44,837 --> 00:06:47,567 For God's sake,
don't enter the town! 39 00:06:51,511 --> 00:06:54,571 SPQto Mackerel, answer. 40 00:06:55,982 --> 00:06:58,610 - They have cut off.
- Give to me, man. 41 00:07:12,165 --> 00:07:13,860 Come in. 42 00:07:16,936 --> 00:07:18,494 Sir. 43 00:07:29,816 --> 00:07:32,182 "The mackerel likes frying." 44 00:07:33,252 --> 00:07:35,914 The barber, of course. 45 00:07:35,988 --> 00:07:37,512 The resistance. 46 00:07:38,491 --> 00:07:41,551 "Germans blowing up
the munitions... 47 00:07:41,627 --> 00:07:44,027 before midnight tomorrow. 48 00:07:44,096 --> 00:07:46,257 Don't enter town... 49 00:07:46,332 --> 00:07:47,560 for God's sake. 50 00:07:47,667 --> 00:07:52,934 The knight strikes at midnight.
Impossible to--" 51 00:07:53,773 --> 00:07:56,367 Stop! Halt! 52 00:08:32,111 --> 00:08:36,548 And they have every intention
of blowing the whole thing sky-high. 53 00:08:36,649 --> 00:08:38,776 The town and the bridge. 54 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:40,884 When? 55 00:08:40,987 --> 00:08:45,048 We don't know,
but sometime before midnight tomorrow. 56 00:08:45,124 --> 00:08:49,720 Now, gentlemen,
that bridge must not go up. 57 00:08:50,329 --> 00:08:54,823 I don't care what it costs,
but we must save it. 58 00:08:54,901 --> 00:08:57,961 Any delay in our advance
at this point... 59 00:08:58,037 --> 00:09:01,336 will throw the whole operation
off schedule. 60 00:09:02,608 --> 00:09:04,906 We simply can't have that. 61 00:09:07,179 --> 00:09:09,079 What do you suggest? 62 00:09:09,148 --> 00:09:13,915 Well, sir, I'd suggest we send in
one of our ordinance chaps. 63 00:09:13,986 --> 00:09:17,046 Time-fuse specialist,
trained infiltrator... 64 00:09:17,123 --> 00:09:18,818 French-speaking, all that. 65 00:09:18,891 --> 00:09:20,222 Splendid. 66 00:09:20,326 --> 00:09:22,886 Who do we have who speaks French? 67 00:09:24,697 --> 00:09:26,631 There's Plumpick, sir. 68 00:09:26,699 --> 00:09:30,567 Ornitholography specialist,
communications platoon, born in France. 69 00:09:30,636 --> 00:09:31,625 Splendid. 70 00:09:32,705 --> 00:09:35,503 Would you ask him to volunteer? 71 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:37,543 Would you, Captain? 72 00:09:42,949 --> 00:09:46,316 Now, what's the matter, Little Fat?
You look depressed or something. 73 00:09:46,385 --> 00:09:48,546 Are you jealous of Cucumber, there? 74 00:09:48,621 --> 00:09:51,488 Well, listen.
I'm gonna read you something now. 75 00:09:54,293 --> 00:09:56,818 Let me find you something
nice to read. 76 00:09:57,496 --> 00:09:59,123 Here we go, now. 77 00:10:00,299 --> 00:10:04,395 "Now, fair Hippolyta,
our nuptual hour draws on apace. 78 00:10:04,470 --> 00:10:07,200 More happy days
bring in another moon. 79 00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:09,798 But oh, methinks,
how slow this--" 80 00:10:12,745 --> 00:10:15,305 - Aye, sir.
- Report to the Colonel. 81 00:10:19,085 --> 00:10:20,882 Private Plumpick, sir! 82 00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:30,454 Private Charles Plumpick,
ornitholography specialist... 83 00:10:30,529 --> 00:10:33,054 communications platoon,
headquarters company, reporting, sir. 84 00:10:33,132 --> 00:10:35,327 - Splendid, Pumpernickel.
- Plumpick, sir. 85 00:10:35,401 --> 00:10:38,928 Nickel, splendid.
Good ofyou to volunteer. 86 00:10:39,038 --> 00:10:41,029 Brave lad. 87 00:10:41,807 --> 00:10:43,832 Stand at ease. 88 00:10:44,977 --> 00:10:46,444 Out! 89 00:10:49,682 --> 00:10:51,582 I suppose you can read a map. 90 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:55,178 Your mission is quite simple.
Get into the town-- 91 00:10:55,254 --> 00:10:57,381 - You do speak French?
- Oui, sir. 92 00:11:00,626 --> 00:11:03,720 Make contact with the local spies.
The town barber heads it. 93 00:11:03,796 --> 00:11:06,765 Find the explosives
and disarm the fuse. 94 00:11:06,866 --> 00:11:10,165 - It shouldn't take you long, what?
- No, sir. Yes, sir. 95 00:11:10,236 --> 00:11:12,363 But I wonder, sir,
ifyou have the right Plumpick, sir. 96 00:11:12,438 --> 00:11:14,599 You see, I'm an
ornitholography specialist, sir. 97 00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:18,201 This calls for a specialist,
Pumpernickel. 98 00:11:18,277 --> 00:11:19,972 - Plumpick, sir.
- Nickel. 99 00:11:20,046 --> 00:11:23,015 You seem to pickyour name out of a hat.
How good is your French? 100 00:11:23,082 --> 00:11:25,880 Quite good, sir.
But you see it's the explosives, sir. 101 00:11:25,951 --> 00:11:28,215 I wonder if perhaps one
of the chaps from ordinance... 102 00:11:28,287 --> 00:11:30,152 may not do the job
just a wee bit better, sir. 103 00:11:30,222 --> 00:11:32,782 Send two men in that inferno? 104 00:11:32,858 --> 00:11:37,227 See here, man.
That town can go up at any moment. 105 00:11:37,296 --> 00:11:40,959 You're asking me to risk the life
of two of my troops? 106 00:11:41,033 --> 00:11:42,864 Why, blast it all? 107 00:11:42,935 --> 00:11:45,529 The life of every one
of those men out there... 108 00:11:45,604 --> 00:11:47,333 is dear to me as my own. 109 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:51,137 The men are aware of that, sir,
and we do appreciate it, sir. 110 00:11:51,210 --> 00:11:53,110 That is leadership, lad. 111 00:11:53,179 --> 00:11:55,374 Yes, sir.
But about the explosives, sir-- 112 00:11:55,448 --> 00:11:59,680 That will do, Pumpernickel.
Did you or did you not volunteer? 113 00:11:59,752 --> 00:12:03,188 - Well, as a matter of fact, sir--
- Then good. Let's get on with it. 114 00:12:03,255 --> 00:12:06,486 We have no time to lose.
The town can go up at any moment. 115 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:08,959 Let's not forget that. 116 00:12:09,028 --> 00:12:11,053 I don't think, sir, that I could
forget that if I tried, sir. 117 00:12:11,130 --> 00:12:13,428 Well, let's get cracking, lad. 118 00:12:13,799 --> 00:12:18,862 By the way, the password foryour
contact with the barber fellow is... 119 00:12:20,005 --> 00:12:22,530 "The mackerel likes frying." 120 00:12:24,643 --> 00:12:29,171 Say, ifyou can find it,
what the devil do they mean by... 121 00:12:30,349 --> 00:12:33,113 "The knight strikes
at midnight"? 122 00:12:33,219 --> 00:12:36,086 French are so wordy.
Any questions? 123 00:12:36,188 --> 00:12:37,678 - No, sir.
- Good. 124 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:40,123 But I wonder, sir,
ifyou do have the right Plumpick, sir. 125 00:12:40,192 --> 00:12:42,660 You see, about the explosives-- 126 00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:03,235 A Scotsman! 127 00:15:03,869 --> 00:15:05,700 Make way for the kings. 128 00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:12,600 Chop, chop off
the woman's head. 129 00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,682 - Your turn.
- Mine. 130 00:15:19,518 --> 00:15:21,110 Where am I? 131 00:15:22,955 --> 00:15:24,980 I'm the Duke of Clubs. 132 00:15:25,858 --> 00:15:27,849 Monseigneur Daisy. 133 00:15:50,983 --> 00:15:53,645 I'm the Duke of Clubs. 134 00:15:53,719 --> 00:15:55,482 Monseigneur Daisy. 135 00:15:55,554 --> 00:15:57,545 Come, my friend.
Tell them who you are. 136 00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:00,224 King of Hearts! 137 00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:02,351 - Your Majesty!
- Such an honor! 138 00:16:04,029 --> 00:16:08,261 Let's go...they're all crazy! 139 00:16:12,538 --> 00:16:15,530 Ladies and gentlemen,
the King is back at last! 140 00:16:20,245 --> 00:16:22,679 I've never seen the King! 141 00:16:22,748 --> 00:16:24,909 Long live the King! 142 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,355 Ah! Here it is! 143 00:23:22,501 --> 00:23:24,799 Nice kitty! 144 00:23:43,588 --> 00:23:47,854 Hey! Come on in, boys! 145 00:23:56,067 --> 00:23:59,525 Madame, am I
a suitable husband foryou? 146 00:23:59,604 --> 00:24:01,572 And what do you think
of me? 147 00:27:42,527 --> 00:27:45,428 - Are you the barber?
- Obviously. 148 00:27:45,497 --> 00:27:48,796 Confidentially:
"The mackerel likes frying." 149 00:27:48,867 --> 00:27:50,198 Obviously. 150 00:27:50,268 --> 00:27:52,361 Good. I can breathe again! 151 00:27:52,437 --> 00:27:54,632 Don't stop breathing,
oryou won't live to be old. 152 00:27:54,706 --> 00:27:57,436 - Good-bye.
- So nice ofyou to come. 153 00:28:01,513 --> 00:28:05,005 - You pay customers?
- Yes. That's why business is good. 154 00:28:05,083 --> 00:28:09,019 Okay, quick.
Where are the Germans? 155 00:28:09,087 --> 00:28:13,820 I'll find out.
Any Germans here? 156 00:28:13,892 --> 00:28:17,293 Ifyou speak loudly,
no one listens... 157 00:28:17,362 --> 00:28:18,920 No secrets here. 158 00:28:18,997 --> 00:28:23,229 The knight strikes at midnight.
What does that mean? 159 00:28:24,335 --> 00:28:26,030 This fashionable man is very strange! 160 00:28:26,104 --> 00:28:28,470 - Where is the blockhouse?
- What is the blockhouse? 161 00:28:28,540 --> 00:28:32,203 - Munitions!
- That's not my department! 162 00:28:32,277 --> 00:28:34,472 For that, see the General. 163 00:28:34,546 --> 00:28:39,245 - Where is he?
- Open your eyes and look for once. 164 00:28:40,518 --> 00:28:42,884 Young man, have you seen the King? 165 00:28:42,954 --> 00:28:45,548 - What king?
- The King of Hearts! 166 00:28:47,692 --> 00:28:49,250 Now there, where were we? 167 00:29:12,851 --> 00:29:15,183 Looking for someone?
Sit down. 168 00:29:17,222 --> 00:29:19,156 Someone named the General. 169 00:29:20,158 --> 00:29:23,753 Oh, the General! You can help me out.
I found my costume... 170 00:29:23,828 --> 00:29:25,159 but not my character! 171 00:29:25,230 --> 00:29:29,166 It's so obvious. I'm General Geranium!
What was I thinking? 172 00:29:32,337 --> 00:29:34,100 Let's be brief. 173 00:29:34,172 --> 00:29:36,106 "The mackerel likes frying." 174 00:29:37,942 --> 00:29:39,603 I don't understand. 175 00:29:39,677 --> 00:29:43,545 Neither do I. No one's listening.
Speak openly. 176 00:29:45,450 --> 00:29:46,678 He won't blab. 177 00:29:46,751 --> 00:29:50,187 "The knight strikes
at midnight"? 178 00:29:52,123 --> 00:29:54,455 Ah, midnight,
the hour of crimes! 179 00:29:54,526 --> 00:29:57,654 - We must prevent it!
- There's no time to waste. 180 00:29:57,729 --> 00:29:59,060 Where are we going? 181 00:30:00,398 --> 00:30:02,832 Behave, pussycats!
Papa will be right back. 182 00:30:06,204 --> 00:30:08,138 You've left the door open! 183 00:30:09,808 --> 00:30:14,268 He's so used to being caged,
he doesn't want to come out! 184 00:30:14,345 --> 00:30:17,371 That's for him to decide. 185 00:30:17,448 --> 00:30:19,245 The king of beasts. 186 00:30:19,317 --> 00:30:21,911 Speaking of kings,
have you seen him? 187 00:30:22,821 --> 00:30:25,551 He arrived last night;
a very handsome young man, I hear. 188 00:30:25,623 --> 00:30:31,619 Listen, I'm fed up with all your antics
and double-talk! 189 00:30:31,763 --> 00:30:35,563 I'm here for the blockhouse and
the knight, and I don't understand. 190 00:30:35,633 --> 00:30:36,725 I don't either. 191 00:30:36,801 --> 00:30:39,998 I'm not here
for cock-and-bull stories! 192 00:30:40,071 --> 00:30:42,335 I'm too old
for cops and robbers! 193 00:30:42,407 --> 00:30:46,002 - How old are you, young man?
- Look, I've had it with you! 194 00:30:46,077 --> 00:30:48,875 - You're hurting me!
- Where is the blockhouse? 195 00:30:48,947 --> 00:30:51,177 What's a blockhouse? 196 00:30:55,086 --> 00:30:56,553 He's mad! 197 00:31:27,886 --> 00:31:29,581 King of Hearts! 198 00:31:30,822 --> 00:31:33,154 I'm the king of the fools! 199 00:31:37,262 --> 00:31:39,196 I have to warn them! 200 00:31:43,034 --> 00:31:45,025 Thank God you're still here! 201 00:31:45,503 --> 00:31:48,336 Don't worry, it's me.
I just got some new clothes. That's all. 202 00:31:48,406 --> 00:31:50,772 Now, one ofyou has got to take
a message to the Colonel. 203 00:31:52,744 --> 00:31:54,837 Fine. You can decide between you. 204 00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:58,781 From Charles Plumpick
to Headquarters. 205 00:32:01,986 --> 00:32:07,014 Wrong town. Inhabitants odd. 206 00:32:08,559 --> 00:32:10,493 Chimpanzee checkmate. 207 00:32:13,831 --> 00:32:16,265 Encountered single bear, two lions... 208 00:32:18,069 --> 00:32:19,627 but no contact with Mackerel. 209 00:32:19,737 --> 00:32:22,570 Little Fat, it's going to be you.
It is. It's going to be you. Yes. 210 00:32:25,243 --> 00:32:26,904 Let me put this on your leg. 211 00:32:26,978 --> 00:32:29,276 Your little leg because I don't
want to hurt you, you see. 212 00:32:29,347 --> 00:32:30,780 That's right. 213 00:32:38,856 --> 00:32:41,051 I forgot the most important! 214 00:32:44,495 --> 00:32:48,158 Postscript:
Blockhouse disappeared. 215 00:32:51,102 --> 00:32:52,364 Good luck! 216 00:32:53,371 --> 00:32:54,838 Carrier pigeon... shoot it! 217 00:33:20,732 --> 00:33:22,632 Hurry, read it! 218 00:33:27,138 --> 00:33:29,368 " From Charles Plumpick." 219 00:33:33,644 --> 00:33:35,612 " Blockhouse disappeared." 220 00:33:37,815 --> 00:33:41,444 Hamburger, take some men
and go see about it. 221 00:33:43,154 --> 00:33:48,023 You men, come with me,
on the double! 222 00:34:12,283 --> 00:34:14,251 Message from Plumpick, sir. 223 00:34:14,619 --> 00:34:16,450 It's high time too. 224 00:34:18,489 --> 00:34:22,721 "Difficulties: wrong town,
inhabitants odd... 225 00:34:22,794 --> 00:34:26,855 encountered single bear
and two lions... 226 00:34:26,931 --> 00:34:30,264 but unable
to make contact mackerel." 227 00:34:33,237 --> 00:34:39,107 Gentlemen, I'm sure there's no real
reason to be needlessly alarmed... 228 00:34:39,177 --> 00:34:43,341 but it would appear that the outcome
of this whole campaign... 229 00:34:43,414 --> 00:34:47,316 is now in the hands
of a stark, raving lunatic! 230 00:34:47,752 --> 00:34:50,016 Private Pumpernickel
has gone crackers! 231 00:34:50,121 --> 00:34:53,557 Captain, will you find
three volunteers now? 232 00:34:57,962 --> 00:34:59,589 - Men.
- Sir! 233 00:35:00,231 --> 00:35:03,064 - I want you to leave immediately.
- Sir! 234 00:35:03,167 --> 00:35:05,294 Stop! Come back here! 235 00:35:06,704 --> 00:35:09,104 Where the devil
do you thinkyou're going? 236 00:35:09,207 --> 00:35:10,640 No idea, sir! 237 00:35:15,012 --> 00:35:16,980 Look here. Here! 238 00:35:18,249 --> 00:35:19,716 Come and find out. 239 00:35:20,418 --> 00:35:23,114 - You're going after Pumpernickel!
- Sir! 240 00:35:23,187 --> 00:35:27,055 Stop!
To disarm that blockhouse! 241 00:35:30,561 --> 00:35:32,461 Pumpernickel. 242 00:35:33,865 --> 00:35:36,390 Isn't that a German name? 243 00:37:07,725 --> 00:37:09,716 A polka, Hyacinth! 244 00:37:26,911 --> 00:37:28,572 Look... someone's here. 245 00:37:37,288 --> 00:37:38,721 Got a light? 246 00:37:42,159 --> 00:37:43,592 Buy me a drink? 247 00:37:45,329 --> 00:37:47,695 What a big spender! 248 00:37:47,765 --> 00:37:49,733 Want to know my name? 249 00:37:51,002 --> 00:37:53,334 That's no answer!
My name is Hyacinth. 250 00:37:54,405 --> 00:37:57,806 Shall I dress as a housewife,
a mummy or a nun? 251 00:37:57,875 --> 00:37:59,342 You look fine this way. 252 00:38:01,279 --> 00:38:03,372 Listen...sit down... 253 00:38:04,382 --> 00:38:05,906 and don't move. 254 00:38:05,983 --> 00:38:09,419 - Are you a whore?
- Yes! 255 00:38:11,255 --> 00:38:14,349 - And I'm your customer?
- Yes! 256 00:38:15,426 --> 00:38:17,587 Good. We understand each other. 257 00:38:20,031 --> 00:38:22,966 Do you know what war is? 258 00:38:25,503 --> 00:38:27,801 Surrounding the town... 259 00:38:27,872 --> 00:38:29,430 there in the hills... 260 00:38:29,507 --> 00:38:31,236 are people who want
to hurt you. 261 00:38:33,377 --> 00:38:35,971 Go tell them I'm harmless. 262 00:38:36,047 --> 00:38:37,981 It wouldn't work. 263 00:38:39,684 --> 00:38:42,778 The town may blow up
any minute now... 264 00:38:42,853 --> 00:38:45,447 I might not even get to finish
this sentence! 265 00:38:45,523 --> 00:38:47,457 What a shame.
You have a nice voice. 266 00:38:52,763 --> 00:38:56,164 Listen, that's just a pipe dream. 267 00:38:56,233 --> 00:38:58,497 I'll tell you my secret. 268 00:38:58,569 --> 00:39:01,595 I live in the moment. 269 00:39:01,672 --> 00:39:03,902 - That's all that counts.
- You're right, but... 270 00:39:03,974 --> 00:39:07,000 I'm not the girl foryou, that's all.
I'll get you someone else. 271 00:39:07,712 --> 00:39:09,407 Girls! 272 00:39:11,582 --> 00:39:14,983 Daffodil or Rosie,
Forget-me-not or Poppy. 273 00:39:15,052 --> 00:39:16,519 The choice is yours. 274 00:39:20,991 --> 00:39:24,324 Or maybe not.
There's no mistaking a look like that. 275 00:39:28,366 --> 00:39:30,300 Unspoiled and beautiful. 276 00:39:42,780 --> 00:39:47,877 I'm Poppy. And you? 277 00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:50,412 Charles. 278 00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:58,822 - Blush! Men go for that.
- Do I frighten him? 279 00:39:58,896 --> 00:40:02,559 Sure. Men seem tough,
but they're soft as asparagus tips. 280 00:40:02,633 --> 00:40:05,568 Teeny babies at heart. 281 00:40:05,636 --> 00:40:08,571 - Come on... come in.
- Staying with us? 282 00:40:08,639 --> 00:40:12,200 To teach you a thing or two about
the birds and the bees. 283 00:40:12,276 --> 00:40:16,144 You don't know where to start?
Neither do I. 284 00:40:17,848 --> 00:40:19,475 This is the bedroom. 285 00:40:19,550 --> 00:40:24,283 The bed. The lamp. The switch. 286 00:40:24,355 --> 00:40:27,347 I suggest starting in the dark,
then turn the light on. 287 00:40:27,425 --> 00:40:29,484 Look at the object
ofyour desire carefully. 288 00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:33,326 Turn the light off again. Love is
played like checkers, black and white. 289 00:40:33,397 --> 00:40:35,524 - Will he get naked?
- Yes. Don't be nasty. 290 00:40:35,599 --> 00:40:38,295 There's liquor to drink.
I've drawn the curtains. 291 00:40:43,407 --> 00:40:45,773 I feel like I've always known you. 292 00:40:48,879 --> 00:40:51,439 What would you like? 293 00:40:51,515 --> 00:40:54,575 To lose my memory. 294 00:40:54,652 --> 00:40:56,279 It's easy. 295 00:41:02,059 --> 00:41:05,426 - What are you doing?
- Keyhole-peeping. Shut the door. 296 00:41:05,496 --> 00:41:06,929 The King of Hearts! 297 00:41:06,997 --> 00:41:09,295 What are you doing here, sir? 298 00:41:10,601 --> 00:41:15,368 Love has brought
the King back to us! 299 00:41:23,881 --> 00:41:27,112 All aboard, your Majesty. 300 00:41:42,233 --> 00:41:45,396 This way, everyone. 301 00:41:46,303 --> 00:41:49,500 The Duke is very emotional. 302 00:41:49,573 --> 00:41:53,509 I once saw him cry
when a fly died. A fly! 303 00:41:53,577 --> 00:41:55,772 At Waterloo, in '1 5. 304 00:41:55,846 --> 00:41:57,245 He's still crying. 305 00:41:59,350 --> 00:42:04,253 Cousin, you're back at last!
But what a state! 306 00:42:04,321 --> 00:42:08,621 Quick!
A shirt and a sandwich! 307 00:42:08,692 --> 00:42:13,789 Melons and a hat!
Stockings! 308 00:42:14,999 --> 00:42:18,127 The Duchess, my wife. 309 00:42:18,202 --> 00:42:20,397 An old bat. 310 00:42:20,471 --> 00:42:22,439 Her feet are always cold. 311 00:42:22,506 --> 00:42:25,634 But I've loved her
for more than 60 years. 312 00:42:35,152 --> 00:42:37,279 Sire, here are my children. 313 00:42:43,027 --> 00:42:46,861 Blow your nose.
Comb your hair. 314 00:42:46,931 --> 00:42:49,525 - Where's Baby?
- There, Mommy! 315 00:42:52,336 --> 00:42:54,668 Alberic, what do you say? 316 00:42:54,738 --> 00:42:56,968 - Long live the King!
- Right. 317 00:42:57,041 --> 00:43:00,909 - Some candy?
- Excuse me, it's a souvenir. 318 00:43:00,978 --> 00:43:03,538 You must rest
before the coronation. 319 00:43:03,614 --> 00:43:06,640 Well, the dromedary is harnessed. You
know how impatient these animals are. 320 00:43:06,717 --> 00:43:08,412 See foryourself. 321 00:43:08,485 --> 00:43:11,181 - Where are we going?
- To the cathedral. 322 00:43:11,255 --> 00:43:14,554 1 2th century. A bit restored, like my
wife. But I love her, and you will, too. 323 00:43:15,659 --> 00:43:20,562 Little rascal!
I'll tan your behind! 324 00:43:20,631 --> 00:43:22,895 Will you be still? 325 00:43:28,906 --> 00:43:31,136 It's the greatest day
of my life. 326 00:43:31,208 --> 00:43:34,700 I've always wanted
the cheers of a nation... 327 00:43:36,013 --> 00:43:38,038 seated next to the handsomest man. 328 00:43:39,550 --> 00:43:41,074 Don't exaggerate. 329 00:43:41,151 --> 00:43:43,415 But I must!
Without it there's nothing! 330 00:44:02,072 --> 00:44:05,599 Everyone here is so happy,
and I've come to break up their party. 331 00:44:05,676 --> 00:44:08,372 These flowers, your friends,
this kindness-- 332 00:44:08,445 --> 00:44:10,811 They will all die, and there's nothing
I can do about it. 333 00:44:10,881 --> 00:44:12,712 A real king can do anything. 334 00:44:12,783 --> 00:44:16,844 Maybe, but not me.
Time flies. 335 00:44:16,920 --> 00:44:18,785 Everything will blow up,
as sure as my name is Charles. 336 00:44:26,430 --> 00:44:27,692 Look! Soldiers! 337 00:45:08,972 --> 00:45:10,940 Greetings. 338 00:46:07,765 --> 00:46:10,666 Your missal. Your rosary. 339 00:46:11,902 --> 00:46:13,767 Where has Alberic gone to? 340 00:46:13,837 --> 00:46:17,739 Back there in the sacristy.
He's always into everything! 341 00:46:17,808 --> 00:46:19,139 That's fine, darling. 342 00:46:42,399 --> 00:46:44,560 What is this carnival? 343 00:46:44,635 --> 00:46:46,626 Take those hats off! 344 00:46:52,042 --> 00:46:53,373 What a mess! 345 00:47:14,498 --> 00:47:16,864 To the blockhouse! 346 00:47:16,934 --> 00:47:21,428 Sire, allow me to make a comment
about all this. 347 00:47:21,505 --> 00:47:23,564 Your mind is obviously somewhere else. 348 00:47:23,640 --> 00:47:26,268 This is a sacred moment... 349 00:47:26,343 --> 00:47:28,436 and you're fidgeting! 350 00:47:30,514 --> 00:47:33,108 Do you have to pee? 351 00:47:33,183 --> 00:47:36,675 So, what's the matter? Smile! 352 00:47:39,990 --> 00:47:42,481 I'm scared. 353 00:47:42,559 --> 00:47:44,186 You don't like theater? 354 00:47:44,261 --> 00:47:45,888 What theater? 355 00:47:45,963 --> 00:47:49,956 World theater.
Training school. 356 00:47:50,033 --> 00:47:52,331 The Comedie Francaise, the Vatican. 357 00:47:52,402 --> 00:47:54,563 Ceremonials, masquerades! 358 00:47:56,106 --> 00:47:59,007 Smile. Smile! 359 00:47:59,743 --> 00:48:03,008 The crown. The crown? 360 00:48:04,781 --> 00:48:06,715 Nobody has the crown? 361 00:48:08,051 --> 00:48:10,110 Sire, do you have a crown on you? 362 00:48:10,187 --> 00:48:12,178 No, but I'll go look for one. 363 00:48:41,151 --> 00:48:43,381 Company, halt! 364 00:48:44,521 --> 00:48:49,549 What is this nonsense?
Hurry up, and clear this away. 365 00:49:12,816 --> 00:49:15,080 - Everything's set right?
- Yes, sir. 366 00:49:17,387 --> 00:49:19,855 Who's over there? 367 00:49:19,923 --> 00:49:21,185 Stop! 368 00:49:36,173 --> 00:49:38,539 Long live the King! 369 00:49:40,310 --> 00:49:42,278 Damn! Here we go again! 370 00:49:51,355 --> 00:49:54,620 You needn't have bothered, Sire.
We have found a crown. 371 00:50:02,399 --> 00:50:06,233 Drat! I've got a frog in my throat
from all the stinking smoke! 372 00:51:16,239 --> 00:51:18,730 Thankyou.
We've done something fine. 373 00:51:18,809 --> 00:51:21,437 Long live the King!
Long live the King of Hearts! 374 00:51:25,415 --> 00:51:27,747 We want a speech! 375 00:51:41,331 --> 00:51:43,458 He's so beautiful! 376 00:51:46,169 --> 00:51:51,072 My dear flock. Ladies. Citizens. 377 00:51:52,109 --> 00:51:54,703 Life is a valley of tears. 378 00:51:55,312 --> 00:51:58,008 We enter this world with a cry... 379 00:51:58,081 --> 00:52:01,346 and we leave with a sigh. 380 00:52:01,418 --> 00:52:06,788 And do you think it pleases God to see
His creatures crying all the day long? 381 00:52:06,857 --> 00:52:10,816 In truth I tell you, our kingdom... 382 00:52:10,894 --> 00:52:14,330 His kingdom--is Joy. 383 00:52:14,397 --> 00:52:18,231 The Arab in his desert
carries with him... 384 00:52:18,301 --> 00:52:20,792 his fountains and Heaven-- 385 00:52:23,740 --> 00:52:29,235 Heaven...is the empire
of the prisoner behind bars. 386 00:52:29,312 --> 00:52:31,746 Give me the ball! 387 00:52:38,688 --> 00:52:40,087 Stop! 388 00:52:43,126 --> 00:52:46,653 - My respect, Admiral.
- Enter, gentlemen. 389 00:52:52,135 --> 00:52:53,898 What a splendid machine. 390 00:52:53,970 --> 00:52:57,098 You must get off some nice shots
with this, huh? 391 00:52:57,174 --> 00:53:00,302 - How about a little ride?
- I would be delighted. 392 00:53:15,525 --> 00:53:20,155 The fish in the pond, the bird
in the bush, the lamb in his wool... 393 00:53:20,230 --> 00:53:25,258 friends in our thoughts...
and ourselves-- in ourvoices... 394 00:53:25,335 --> 00:53:28,304 Iike the scent of the rose. 395 00:53:29,639 --> 00:53:33,507 That is grammar and the Law. 396 00:53:33,577 --> 00:53:38,014 We have decided to be happy... 397 00:53:38,081 --> 00:53:40,743 and nothing can stop us! 398 00:53:46,756 --> 00:53:48,417 - Quiet!
- Amen. 399 00:53:52,796 --> 00:53:56,095 What...? Show me! 400 00:53:56,166 --> 00:53:58,634 Block the exits! 401 00:55:59,089 --> 00:56:01,182 We're saved! 402 00:56:01,257 --> 00:56:03,589 I found the blockhouse! 403 00:56:03,660 --> 00:56:06,629 The enemy has fled! 404 00:56:06,696 --> 00:56:09,688 Long live the King! 405 00:56:10,934 --> 00:56:12,925 Long live my people! 406 00:56:20,143 --> 00:56:21,940 Everyone to the the Throne Room... 407 00:56:22,011 --> 00:56:24,605 to start a celebration
that will last three years! 408 00:56:30,420 --> 00:56:32,411 The Republic is proud to give you
this bicycle as a present. 409 00:56:32,489 --> 00:56:34,582 You can pedal among the people... 410 00:56:34,657 --> 00:56:36,090 incognito! 411 00:57:30,313 --> 00:57:33,111 To the side, ladies. 412 00:57:33,183 --> 00:57:36,311 You look dreadful in daylight.
Go home. 413 00:57:46,663 --> 00:57:49,598 Long live the General!
Long live Mr. Marcel! 414 00:57:54,470 --> 00:57:57,303 It's Plumpick.
Come on, lads. 415 00:57:57,406 --> 00:57:59,840 Ho-ho, chaps.
Oh, gosh, am I glad to see you! 416 00:57:59,908 --> 00:58:01,899 Hey, there was a general
in the ladies' hairdresser. 417 00:58:01,977 --> 00:58:04,309 They're as gentle as lambs.
There's nothing to fear. 418 00:58:04,379 --> 00:58:06,609 This bicycle--
it was a gift from the court. 419 00:58:06,682 --> 00:58:08,707 You'll be happy to know
I found the blockhouse again. 420 00:58:08,784 --> 00:58:10,649 Meaning it was previously lost,
I suppose. 421 00:58:10,719 --> 00:58:13,244 Yes, it was simply covered
with flowers for my coronation. 422 00:58:13,355 --> 00:58:15,983 - Your coronation?
- Yes, my coronation! 423 00:58:17,693 --> 00:58:20,753 Look, there's no time to lose. The
whole thing might blow up at any moment. 424 00:58:23,332 --> 00:58:25,926 No door.
There's got to be a way out! 425 00:58:26,034 --> 00:58:27,797 Yes, yes, grab him.
Come on! 426 00:58:27,903 --> 00:58:31,862 What the hell you trying to do?
I can find it. I'm sure I can. 427 00:58:34,343 --> 00:58:37,244 This way, lads.
Come on. Hurry up. 428 00:58:37,846 --> 00:58:39,575 Let's go on with it. 429 00:59:07,876 --> 00:59:09,707 Wake me up. 430 00:59:11,613 --> 00:59:13,137 Once more. 431 00:59:15,984 --> 00:59:17,349 Good. 432 00:59:24,860 --> 00:59:27,055 Let's get out of here. 433 00:59:39,808 --> 00:59:42,641 - Is he dead?
- Just sleeping. 434 00:59:42,711 --> 00:59:45,111 Exhausted by the coronation. 435 00:59:45,180 --> 00:59:47,410 Carry him gently. 436 01:00:37,933 --> 01:00:40,333 He tastes of raspberries... Taste! 437 01:00:47,743 --> 01:00:51,975 Ripe raspberries.
The way I like them. 438 01:00:52,047 --> 01:00:56,279 I wouldn't mind seeing
the Duke cuckolded. 439 01:00:57,586 --> 01:01:00,919 - Cuckolded? Who?
- Nobody, dear. 440 01:01:01,723 --> 01:01:05,853 We need a cuckold for the sake
of the town's equilibrium. 441 01:01:05,927 --> 01:01:08,987 We don't have one. 442 01:01:09,064 --> 01:01:10,895 We share and share alike. 443 01:01:19,141 --> 01:01:22,167 - He must come back to us very gently.
- He must wake up happy. 444 01:01:22,244 --> 01:01:24,371 I like men
who wake up happy. 445 01:01:25,881 --> 01:01:27,815 I have an idea. 446 01:01:31,420 --> 01:01:35,413 Listen. What do you hear? 447 01:01:38,293 --> 01:01:41,421 The charming ticktock
ofyour heart, sweetie. 448 01:01:46,902 --> 01:01:48,335 A beating heart. 449 01:01:52,607 --> 01:01:55,474 A secret clock. 450 01:01:55,544 --> 01:01:58,035 A heart whose beating
will blend... 451 01:01:58,113 --> 01:02:00,581 with the heart of our king. 452 01:02:00,649 --> 01:02:03,049 A woman is what he needs! 453 01:02:03,118 --> 01:02:05,052 A woman of his own. 454 01:02:06,154 --> 01:02:09,214 - Where can we get one?
- I sacrifice myself. 455 01:02:10,392 --> 01:02:13,759 - Good girl!
- Generous soul! 456 01:02:13,829 --> 01:02:16,297 Who's talking about soul? 457 01:02:16,364 --> 01:02:18,628 No dirty words, my son. 458 01:02:18,700 --> 01:02:22,761 The Duchess's buttocks
belong to the Duke. 459 01:02:26,308 --> 01:02:28,242 Don't I belong to everyone? 460 01:02:29,144 --> 01:02:32,773 Impossible, honey!
Who'd run your house? 461 01:02:32,848 --> 01:02:35,681 Do I look like a madame? 462 01:02:37,385 --> 01:02:40,616 I'm foolish! I know whom he needs,
and he loves her too! 463 01:02:40,689 --> 01:02:42,554 - Where is she?
- My place. 464 01:02:42,624 --> 01:02:45,650 - The brothel?
- Let's go, on the double! 465 01:02:45,727 --> 01:02:50,027 Calm down, men. This is not state
business; it's women's business. 466 01:03:09,484 --> 01:03:11,475 Good afternoon, Your Grace! 467 01:03:14,222 --> 01:03:16,190 Where is Poppy? 468 01:03:16,258 --> 01:03:19,659 The Duchess has a favor
to ask ofyou. 469 01:03:20,929 --> 01:03:23,557 A pearl.
Innocent as an apple. 470 01:03:23,632 --> 01:03:26,100 Please follow me. 471 01:03:36,478 --> 01:03:39,447 Don't undress, child.
We're not here for that, dear. 472 01:03:42,984 --> 01:03:45,976 Tell me, do you know men? 473 01:03:46,054 --> 01:03:48,318 No, but I'd like to. 474 01:03:49,224 --> 01:03:52,057 - That's why you came here?
- Yes. 475 01:03:52,127 --> 01:03:55,062 I've a good chance
of finding one. 476 01:03:55,130 --> 01:03:57,894 - Who told you that?
- My little finger. 477 01:04:01,536 --> 01:04:04,972 - You haven't seen anyone else?
- No. 478 01:04:05,040 --> 01:04:07,031 She's the one we need. 479 01:04:09,878 --> 01:04:11,846 Look at these curls! 480 01:04:11,913 --> 01:04:14,746 She'll have to stick out
her chest more. 481 01:04:14,816 --> 01:04:17,751 Head still.
Only the legs move. 482 01:04:17,819 --> 01:04:22,188 Some blue on the eyelids.
An orange blossom in her bosom. 483 01:04:22,257 --> 01:04:25,055 - Can't I go as I am?
- What a good idea! 484 01:04:26,261 --> 01:04:27,853 To your fiance, the King! 485 01:04:27,929 --> 01:04:31,330 Calm down, ladies. When you want a man,
you mustn't be obvious. 486 01:04:31,399 --> 01:04:34,095 - We're just so pleased.
- Your coat. 487 01:04:34,169 --> 01:04:37,332 Just my tutu.
It's my favorite outfit. 488 01:04:37,405 --> 01:04:40,932 - You're going out like that?
- Yes, on a wire. 489 01:04:57,559 --> 01:04:59,493 The King's marrying an acrobat! 490 01:05:19,881 --> 01:05:21,815 Gentlemen, let's tiptoe out. 491 01:06:08,797 --> 01:06:10,230 Who are you? 492 01:06:11,800 --> 01:06:14,360 Poppy. Your fiancee. 493 01:06:17,806 --> 01:06:19,865 Oh, yes. That's right. 494 01:06:24,179 --> 01:06:27,546 - I don't need anybody.
- That's not true. 495 01:06:28,450 --> 01:06:31,977 I'm a loner, like everybody,
with one idea. 496 01:06:32,053 --> 01:06:33,543 To marry me! 497 01:06:37,325 --> 01:06:39,293 How did you get in? 498 01:06:41,329 --> 01:06:43,695 Through the window. 499 01:06:43,765 --> 01:06:45,699 We're getting married. 500 01:06:47,035 --> 01:06:50,766 I might have known.
It's starting again. 501 01:06:50,839 --> 01:06:53,000 Yes, everything's starting. 502 01:06:53,074 --> 01:06:55,338 I'm a little naive... 503 01:06:58,246 --> 01:06:59,645 because, well... 504 01:07:01,249 --> 01:07:02,716 I don't know. 505 01:07:04,119 --> 01:07:05,814 I don't know. 506 01:07:06,955 --> 01:07:09,048 But we'll make up
for lost time. 507 01:07:17,465 --> 01:07:19,399 Lost time! What time is it? 508 01:07:26,474 --> 01:07:28,635 6:00! 509 01:07:34,449 --> 01:07:36,747 There's got to be a way out!
There's got to be! 510 01:07:36,818 --> 01:07:39,412 This is madness!
I can't let it happen! 511 01:07:39,487 --> 01:07:42,149 I've got to get in there!
I've got to! 512 01:07:42,257 --> 01:07:44,316 Now we'll see some sparks fly! 513 01:07:44,793 --> 01:07:46,624 Or we'll know the reason why! 514 01:08:07,215 --> 01:08:09,376 I can't take it anymore! 515 01:08:16,357 --> 01:08:17,551 Why? 516 01:08:34,809 --> 01:08:36,902 Don't applaud, you fools! 517 01:08:39,047 --> 01:08:41,242 I'll be blown up! 518 01:08:41,316 --> 01:08:45,480 Do you know what dying means?
Do you have any idea? 519 01:08:45,553 --> 01:08:46,611 No. 520 01:08:48,056 --> 01:08:50,991 Listen. The enemy-- 521 01:08:51,059 --> 01:08:53,687 - Where is he?
- My army will charge. 522 01:08:53,761 --> 01:08:55,695 No, I'll speak to him! 523 01:08:55,763 --> 01:08:57,890 I doubt it, but no matter. 524 01:08:59,200 --> 01:09:03,296 Listen. There are bombs
wired here. 525 01:09:03,371 --> 01:09:06,898 Time bombs. 526 01:09:08,476 --> 01:09:12,412 Before midnight,
in a little while... 527 01:09:12,480 --> 01:09:15,813 a spark-- explosion! 528 01:09:17,986 --> 01:09:19,283 It's all over! 529 01:09:20,155 --> 01:09:21,417 Who cares? 530 01:09:23,591 --> 01:09:24,990 I do! 531 01:09:25,059 --> 01:09:30,122 Ifyou need to examine
all the ticktocks, we'll get them. 532 01:10:03,565 --> 01:10:05,760 What are you doing? 533 01:10:05,833 --> 01:10:09,701 This is the last one, I assure you. 534 01:10:10,705 --> 01:10:13,139 - Leave it.
- Is that an order? 535 01:10:13,975 --> 01:10:18,002 - It's my royal pleasure.
- Well, in that case... 536 01:10:33,161 --> 01:10:35,186 At last, you're laughing! 537 01:10:35,263 --> 01:10:37,026 It's just neryes. 538 01:10:37,098 --> 01:10:38,963 Your Majesty, your balloon. 539 01:10:39,033 --> 01:10:40,967 You can keep these balloons! 540 01:10:41,869 --> 01:10:44,167 I burst his balloon,
and he claps! 541 01:10:44,239 --> 01:10:46,036 What characters! 542 01:10:46,107 --> 01:10:48,598 I can't let you die. 543 01:10:48,676 --> 01:10:51,770 Come on.
I'll take you all with me! 544 01:10:55,717 --> 01:10:57,548 - To the sea?
- No, to the snow. 545 01:10:57,619 --> 01:11:00,087 To a candy store? 546 01:11:00,154 --> 01:11:02,088 On vacation? Is it far? 547 01:11:02,156 --> 01:11:03,589 Yes, very far. 548 01:11:03,658 --> 01:11:06,752 We'll pass the lines,
then take a train, a boat-- 549 01:11:06,828 --> 01:11:11,094 - To an island?
- To the other side of the sea. 550 01:11:11,165 --> 01:11:14,498 - On horseback?
- Yes. Follow me! 551 01:11:15,737 --> 01:11:17,796 Here's the King's horse! 552 01:11:17,872 --> 01:11:20,898 Don't leave me all alone! 553 01:11:58,646 --> 01:11:59,635 Come along. 554 01:12:03,484 --> 01:12:04,746 Follow me. 555 01:12:08,656 --> 01:12:10,783 Sir, come back. 556 01:12:15,430 --> 01:12:18,399 There are wild beasts! 557 01:12:18,466 --> 01:12:22,027 Can't you hear them?
They're bloodthirsty. 558 01:12:24,405 --> 01:12:26,100 You must come with me. 559 01:12:26,174 --> 01:12:29,473 There's a wall between us
and the world out there. 560 01:12:29,544 --> 01:12:31,739 It's too dangerous. 561 01:12:31,813 --> 01:12:34,646 Come on, for the last time! 562 01:12:35,116 --> 01:12:36,208 Charles! 563 01:12:36,284 --> 01:12:39,253 You have no idea how wicked
they are out there! 564 01:13:38,246 --> 01:13:39,838 He's come back! 565 01:13:48,089 --> 01:13:49,613 Look. There he is. 566 01:13:57,698 --> 01:14:01,794 Sire, what's the point of traveling
when everything you want is at home? 567 01:14:02,970 --> 01:14:05,097 Long live the King
on my word as a duke. 568 01:14:05,173 --> 01:14:07,664 Duke?
Who made you a duke? 569 01:14:07,742 --> 01:14:09,676 Who made you a king? 570 01:14:09,744 --> 01:14:13,180 Brother, yesterday
you were in an asylum! 571 01:14:17,652 --> 01:14:19,882 Are you jealous? 572 01:14:19,954 --> 01:14:21,888 And you, Mr. King, yesterday... 573 01:14:23,491 --> 01:14:26,016 you were outside
with "the others." 574 01:14:26,093 --> 01:14:28,220 Gentlemen, the King's polka. 575 01:14:28,296 --> 01:14:30,628 Brilliant idea! 576 01:14:32,366 --> 01:14:34,300 A polka for a king. 577 01:14:47,615 --> 01:14:51,142 What's wrong? We didn't
say anything offensive. 578 01:14:51,219 --> 01:14:52,948 Who needs a king? 579 01:14:53,020 --> 01:14:56,387 - We're all equal!
- You and your communist ideas! 580 01:14:56,457 --> 01:14:58,823 - Tempers.
- Enough! 581 01:14:58,893 --> 01:15:02,351 You're right, sweetheart.
Let's calm down. 582 01:16:19,140 --> 01:16:23,577 Marie, everything is simple,
even dying. 583 01:16:23,644 --> 01:16:25,077 How? 584 01:16:25,146 --> 01:16:28,445 Just close your eyes
and never open them again. 585 01:16:28,516 --> 01:16:31,007 But if I shut my eyes... 586 01:16:31,085 --> 01:16:34,486 I can no longer see
trees or flowers... 587 01:16:36,724 --> 01:16:39,022 oryour lovely moustache. 588 01:16:39,093 --> 01:16:42,187 I love its prickly caress. 589 01:16:42,263 --> 01:16:45,323 Was I born for a love duet? 590 01:16:45,399 --> 01:16:48,527 Yes. We've been cuddling
for 1 1 0 years! 591 01:16:48,603 --> 01:16:51,800 We've been together
for quite some time. 592 01:17:03,451 --> 01:17:06,045 What a gracious hour, Your Grace. 593 01:17:06,120 --> 01:17:08,714 You know why I've been
coming up here... 594 01:17:11,192 --> 01:17:13,820 every evening since... 595 01:17:13,894 --> 01:17:16,226 My God, I was so young! 596 01:17:16,297 --> 01:17:18,993 I already knew that
to love the world... 597 01:17:20,067 --> 01:17:22,194 you have to get away from it. 598 01:17:24,372 --> 01:17:28,206 Have you ever noticed, Hyacinth... 599 01:17:28,275 --> 01:17:30,209 how peaceful it all is... 600 01:17:30,277 --> 01:17:33,371 on the eve of a battle? 601 01:17:33,447 --> 01:17:36,211 How sweet it all seems? 602 01:17:36,283 --> 01:17:38,308 How it rests our conscience? 603 01:17:39,720 --> 01:17:44,054 - Going to war?
- I'm thinking of it. 604 01:17:44,125 --> 01:17:46,252 What army will lead you to victories? 605 01:17:47,728 --> 01:17:49,992 There's the rub! 606 01:17:50,064 --> 01:17:52,624 Make your own army! 607 01:17:52,967 --> 01:17:54,594 How? 608 01:17:54,669 --> 01:17:57,001 We'll make babies foryou! 609 01:17:57,071 --> 01:17:59,972 A battalion of sturdy boys! 610 01:18:00,041 --> 01:18:03,841 - Make generals.
- And a batch of pretty girls. 611 01:18:03,911 --> 01:18:05,845 All in brothels,
like their mamas! 612 01:18:07,682 --> 01:18:10,708 The world's so simple. On one side men,
and on the other side women. 613 01:18:10,785 --> 01:18:14,312 On one side, the whores.
On the other, the generals! 614 01:18:14,388 --> 01:18:16,822 You're right. Life is simple. 615 01:19:02,470 --> 01:19:04,233 Three minutes until 1 2:00. 616 01:19:04,305 --> 01:19:06,671 In three minutes, it'll be over. 617 01:19:12,480 --> 01:19:14,448 I don't want to die. 618 01:19:16,350 --> 01:19:18,443 No one's ever known his own death. 619 01:19:20,287 --> 01:19:22,255 There are only three minutes to live. 620 01:19:22,323 --> 01:19:24,314 Three minutes is great. 621 01:19:26,360 --> 01:19:27,793 You're right. 622 01:19:38,873 --> 01:19:40,807 You'll see the knight come out. 623 01:19:44,345 --> 01:19:46,370 The knight comes out at midnight. 624 01:19:46,447 --> 01:19:48,438 - Where?
- Up there. 625 01:19:49,550 --> 01:19:52,018 On the clock. At midnight. 626 01:19:54,021 --> 01:19:55,955 The password! 627 01:20:51,512 --> 01:20:53,810 Saved! 628 01:21:00,287 --> 01:21:01,618 We are saved! 629 01:21:32,186 --> 01:21:34,848 Good work, men. 630 01:21:34,922 --> 01:21:36,856 I've done these sorts
of things before. 631 01:21:51,305 --> 01:21:53,239 Long live the Queen! 632 01:22:04,184 --> 01:22:06,118 Midnight? 633 01:22:08,389 --> 01:22:11,790 Good show.
Pumpernickel pulled it off. 634 01:22:12,793 --> 01:22:15,853 The man's a hero.
The town is ours. 635 01:22:17,665 --> 01:22:22,034 Any more ofyour drunken ravings,
MacFish, and I'll have you locked up. 636 01:22:22,136 --> 01:22:26,232 - Be thankful I'm in a good mood, man.
- Sir! 637 01:22:26,307 --> 01:22:28,502 - Forward, Sergeant Major!
- Sir! 638 01:22:28,575 --> 01:22:32,978 Company, prepare to fall in! 639 01:22:33,080 --> 01:22:36,072 Fall in! 640 01:22:48,228 --> 01:22:51,527 Five minutes after midnight!
Five minutes late! 641 01:22:51,598 --> 01:22:54,032 Nothing went off, Hamburger! 642 01:22:54,101 --> 01:22:58,299 - You checked the bombs?
- Yes, sir! 643 01:22:58,372 --> 01:23:00,499 Sorry. 644 01:23:01,075 --> 01:23:04,476 Lieutenant!
Take him away! 645 01:23:05,145 --> 01:23:06,976 Retreat! 646 01:23:07,047 --> 01:23:09,743 Retreat! 647 01:23:32,139 --> 01:23:34,573 I want to make love. 648 01:23:34,641 --> 01:23:37,667 With a king?
You're not afraid? 649 01:23:39,646 --> 01:23:41,978 You must be maryelous. 650 01:23:42,049 --> 01:23:44,040 Tell me later. 651 01:25:02,162 --> 01:25:03,823 The soldiers! 652 01:25:38,832 --> 01:25:41,665 Good show, Pumpernickel.
First rate.Jolly good. 653 01:25:41,735 --> 01:25:43,726 Yes. Sir, I couldn't have done it
without them, sir. 654 01:25:43,804 --> 01:25:48,571 I must say, how fiendishly clever.
That bit about the chimpanzee. 655 01:25:48,642 --> 01:25:51,475 I was worried that the townspeople
are a wee bit on the-- 656 01:25:51,578 --> 01:25:55,878 Love to see the Jerry's face
who intercepted that messenger, eh? 657 01:25:55,949 --> 01:26:00,443 Surely, sir, the men you sent
after me must have told you that-- 658 01:26:00,521 --> 01:26:04,423 You think I'd listen to anything
that dipsomaniac has to say? 659 01:26:05,459 --> 01:26:07,791 - MacFish!
- Yes, sir! 660 01:26:07,895 --> 01:26:09,487 We'll bivouac here. 661 01:26:09,563 --> 01:26:11,963 - Here, sir?
- Yes. 662 01:26:13,433 --> 01:26:15,765 The Duke, the Duchess, my wife. 663 01:26:15,836 --> 01:26:17,770 An old bat, but I love her. 664 01:26:21,275 --> 01:26:24,403 I'd love to curl myself
around that cute moustache! 665 01:26:25,078 --> 01:26:28,912 - Sir, I really must explain to you--
- Later, please, Pumpernickel. Later. 666 01:26:31,351 --> 01:26:33,376 Pleased to meet you, General. 667 01:26:35,656 --> 01:26:37,419 Long live France! 668 01:26:41,195 --> 01:26:44,028 - Let's celebrate!
- I don't have the time. 669 01:26:44,097 --> 01:26:46,088 Don't waste it. 670 01:26:47,568 --> 01:26:51,470 MacFish! Overnight pass
for all the troops, Sergeant Major! 671 01:26:56,843 --> 01:27:00,370 Give me a moment to change
into decent clothes. 672 01:27:32,246 --> 01:27:34,111 Sir, I must explain to you. 673 01:27:34,181 --> 01:27:38,413 Later, Pumpernickel, later.
I'm too busy listening to the music. 674 01:27:56,770 --> 01:27:58,362 What's under their kilts? 675 01:27:59,473 --> 01:28:00,906 Nothing! 676 01:28:01,808 --> 01:28:03,708 You mean everything! 677 01:28:11,118 --> 01:28:13,609 This is the greatest day of my life! 678 01:28:13,687 --> 01:28:15,655 I'd like fireworks! 679 01:28:16,056 --> 01:28:17,956 - MacFish.
- Yes, sir! 680 01:28:18,025 --> 01:28:19,925 - You heard the lady.
- No, sir! 681 01:28:19,993 --> 01:28:24,020 - We would like a display of fireworks.
- What shall I use for fireworks, sir? 682 01:28:24,097 --> 01:28:26,395 Cannon, mortar, powder. 683 01:28:26,466 --> 01:28:29,867 Good heaven, man.
I have to do all your thinking foryou? 684 01:29:17,250 --> 01:29:18,615 Look, Colonel! 685 01:29:23,490 --> 01:29:28,086 Victory! The town has blown up!
Everyone is dead! 686 01:29:28,161 --> 01:29:30,721 Yes, but Hamburger is, too. 687 01:29:30,797 --> 01:29:33,994 The Iron Cross is precious.
Even posthumously. 688 01:30:36,196 --> 01:30:39,654 My life is at your feet.
What would you like? 689 01:30:41,435 --> 01:30:44,529 Another ice cream,
a pretty ring... 690 01:30:44,604 --> 01:30:46,401 and a parade. 691 01:30:48,608 --> 01:30:51,805 Here's the parade. 692 01:30:51,878 --> 01:30:54,039 In any case,
it's time to leave. 693 01:31:00,387 --> 01:31:03,015 - Fall the company in.
- Sir! 694 01:31:04,191 --> 01:31:07,319 Company, fall in! 695 01:31:09,196 --> 01:31:10,720 On the double! 696 01:31:17,571 --> 01:31:20,131 Plumpick, fall in behind the church. 697 01:31:22,108 --> 01:31:24,167 I'll be waiting at Hyacinth's brothel. 698 01:31:25,078 --> 01:31:28,844 Don't be afraid. I'll return
covered with medals. 699 01:31:30,517 --> 01:31:32,314 Hurry up, Plumpick. 700 01:31:34,321 --> 01:31:35,754 Good-bye, Poppy! 701 01:31:40,460 --> 01:31:43,122 Make way for the parade! 702 01:32:05,151 --> 01:32:07,915 Company, shoulder arms! 703 01:32:17,631 --> 01:32:19,223 The King is going to war. 704 01:32:21,434 --> 01:32:22,958 You're letting him go? 705 01:32:23,036 --> 01:32:25,027 Yes, he's going to get medals! 706 01:32:28,408 --> 01:32:29,841 What next? 707 01:32:30,610 --> 01:32:32,271 Say good-bye to His Majesty. 708 01:32:32,345 --> 01:32:36,076 Let's kiss him and bring him
to the parade! 709 01:32:47,527 --> 01:32:51,827 Company, forward march! 710 01:33:18,124 --> 01:33:20,058 Let me go! I have to leave. 711 01:33:44,217 --> 01:33:47,744 - More of them!
- All over the place, like rats! 712 01:34:11,111 --> 01:34:12,942 They act like
they don't know each other. 713 01:34:13,013 --> 01:34:15,447 Of course not...
they're foreign regiments. 714 01:34:27,694 --> 01:34:32,996 - No umbrellas?
- The last bouquet! 715 01:35:11,237 --> 01:35:13,899 Clear out, oryou'll all get it! 716 01:35:22,348 --> 01:35:23,645 Fire! 717 01:35:38,298 --> 01:35:40,858 Surrender!
Never! 718 01:35:50,777 --> 01:35:54,975 Don't you think these actors are
a bit over the top? 719 01:35:56,716 --> 01:35:58,240 What funny people. 720 01:36:18,104 --> 01:36:22,200 Thousands of soldiers,
cannons... 721 01:36:22,275 --> 01:36:25,574 autos, coming from
every direction. 722 01:36:27,847 --> 01:36:30,179 What on earth can it be? 723 01:36:33,620 --> 01:36:35,611 The "liberators." 724 01:36:36,689 --> 01:36:38,623 This joke has lasted long enough. 725 01:36:38,691 --> 01:36:40,124 Let's go to bed. 726 01:36:40,193 --> 01:36:43,754 Your Majesty, we leave you
with your people. 727 01:36:47,267 --> 01:36:48,894 Good-bye, Charles. 728 01:37:05,285 --> 01:37:07,219 Come. Let's go home. 729 01:38:15,054 --> 01:38:17,545 General, my town kept faith. 730 01:39:31,798 --> 01:39:33,732 You are receiving an army citation. 731 01:39:33,800 --> 01:39:36,394 Your bird too.
An A-1 winged creature. 732 01:39:36,469 --> 01:39:40,667 Rare bird and soldier.
Brave and astute. 733 01:39:40,740 --> 01:39:42,970 You pulverized your enemy. 734 01:39:49,749 --> 01:39:51,876 Good job. 735 01:39:51,951 --> 01:39:55,079 And I would like... 736 01:39:55,154 --> 01:39:57,850 to add my own embrace
to that... 737 01:39:57,924 --> 01:40:01,257 which the president
of the Republic sends you. 738 01:40:07,500 --> 01:40:11,334 Plumpick, you're going up
to the front again immediately. 739 01:40:12,538 --> 01:40:14,631 The Jerries are still holding on
to this town... 740 01:40:14,707 --> 01:40:17,039 and we're going to blow it sky-high. 741 01:41:09,362 --> 01:41:11,125 What now? 742 01:41:26,846 --> 01:41:31,078 - It's your turn, Your Majesty.
- I still don't understand the rules. 743 01:41:31,150 --> 01:41:32,879 There aren't any. 744 01:41:34,253 --> 01:41:38,519 Well, you're here now.
And you won't be running off anymore. 745 01:41:38,591 --> 01:41:40,616 I'm staying here, General. 746 01:41:40,693 --> 01:41:43,355 - I'm not going anywhere.
- Smart thinking. 747 01:41:48,801 --> 01:41:51,395 The most beautiful journeys... 748 01:41:52,138 --> 01:41:54,902 are taken through the window. 51737