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Okay,
Here is the game.

We read from the menu
Like we're in a foreign film.

My name is giovanni,
And I'm very mad at you

Because you're sleeping
With another man.

Crostini di funghi e taleggio!
Mozzarella?

Oh, giovanni!

Burrata...
Con prosciutto di parma!

Insalata di spinaci!

Lasagna del pollo.
Lasagna del pollo.

Lasagna del pollo.

I'm gonna need
A minute.

You are magnifico.

Yeah, you too, janie.
You just rolled right with it.

You just called me
"Janie."

- no, I didn't.
- yes, you did.

Yes, I did, but it
Was a slip of the tongue.

It didn't mean
Anything.

Oh,
I'm not so sure.

I feel like you've been holding
Back in our relationship,

And maybe
She's the reason.

Boy,
It's hot in here.

Bottom line is,
We're great,

And nothing will be
Holding us back.

Damn it. Ah.

- what's wrong?
- oh, no.

It's just--
It's stuck on my--my--

It's his wedding ring.

Get the stepladder.
His wedding ring is stuck.

His wedding ring?

At first I thought
It was some other kind of ring,

Then I realized he's a married
Man with a wedding ring.

Would you stop saying
"Wedding ring"?

He seems very upset.

Ma'am, can you calm
Your husband down?

I'm not his wife.

Both: oh.
- oh, come on, please.

Forgive me
For eavesdropping,

But you were in a very serious
Conversation with janie.

Okay.
Ah--oh.

I'll just
Take these to go.

Ready, simone?

I get it.

I'm still wearing
My wedding ring,

And that's weird for you.
- yeah.

Yeah, this is
Gonna look great.

That doesn't mean that I'm still
Tethered to that relationship.

It's one photo,

And we have
A bigger problem.

I forgot that we had a cat.
Was I supposed to feed him?

Mr. Whiskers?
Mr. Whiskers!

Ryan, I'm sure everything
In here reminds you of janie--

The furniture,
The artwork.

And this
Is doubly hurtful

Because it reminds you of janie,
And it reminds me,

They don't make
Novelty license plates

With the name
"Simone."

I am nuts about you

And completely invested
In this relationship.

How can I prove that
To you?

Thanks for coming, guys.

This is
A secret meeting.

You'll notice
Not everyone is here.

We get it.
It's a shadow group.

You have a name for it?

Yeah, we do it when we
Want to bash another member

But not include them.

You've done this
Before?

- no. We haven't.
- mm-mm.

Mm-mm.

Well, obviously,
I want to talk about simone.

There's been a major development
Between us.

- she's pregnant.
- no.

You're getting married.

He just said
She's not pregnant.

What is this?
This is a place of business.

Ryan, we're supposed to be
In a pre-interview.

We're talking
About simone.

Hey, tell peyton manning
He can go [bleep] Himself!

Simone said, if we're
Gonna continue as a couple,

I need
To take my ring off.

It's only been
A few weeks.

When you
Take that ring off,

It shouldn't be
For anybody else,

It should be for you.

Plus, if you do it
Before you're ready,

You might
Resent her later.

Easy, newbie.

I mean, I haven't been
This happy in a long time,

But what if
I'm not ready?

Listen, ryan,
Tell her you can't do it.

She may be fine,
And if she's not,

I'll be there
To pick up the pieces.

Wow, he's good!
Welcome to the group.

Sonia,
You are out.

Sorry I'm late
To shadow group.

My nanny quit.
Wait, why is yolanda here?

She's always here.

- yeah.
- oh, right. I need some help.

I've got a deposition
Tonight,

And I don't have anyone
To watch nate and abby. King?

Oh, I'm sorry, anne.
I can't do it.

I just need someone
For a couple hours.

Anyone?

- I can do it.
- anyone?

Please, anne,
Let me do it.

I've seen mary poppins
Over 500 times.

Not by choice,
It's a compulsion known

As "Supercalifragilisticexpiala-
Dosia,"

But please!
You can trust me.

All right, k.
I trust you.

- really?
- mm-hmm.

Yes!
You hear that, dad?

I did do something
With my life!

He's in hell?

- australia.
- ah.

Look, I think you're great,
And I want you to be happy,

But it just
Doesn't feel right.

I appreciate
Your honesty.

And as a reward,

You're gonna stay,
And we'll be happy?

No, ryan.

I get where you're at,
But I'm a 31-year-old woman

With no place
To hang my coat.

Oh, god, you're so pretty
When you're sad.

You know what?
Never mind.

- what?
- I don't need the ring.

I don't need it.

Wow,
How does that feel?

I feel like
A weight has been--

Would you excuse me?

Steep!
Ah!

Where are you,
Where are you?

Ah!

Mr. Whiskers!

Holy crap,
You must be starving.

I'm so sorry!

Oh, I found it! I found it.
Thank god.

I'll call you a cab?

Dinner is
In the fridge.

I wish
You weren't dressed like that.

Here are all of my numbers.
Do you have any questions?

Yes,
Where are their cages?

I'm just kidding.

Go, depose.
You have work to do.

All right,
One hour of trumpet practice,

And then read two chapters
Of a separate peace. I love you.

Bye, mom.

I love you.

So which one of you
Is nathan,

And which one of you
Is abigail?

I'm abby.
That's nate, the boy.

Well, that'll be
A fun way to remember it.

Should we start
On your homework?

It's not homework.

Mom just gives us
Extra reading.

Mom says anyone who only reads
At their own grade level

Is a meth-head
In training.

Well, nanny k
Has other ideas.

When there's much work to do,

If you believe, my dear,

Then a magic spaceship
Will appear.

Boop.

Well, that's on you.
You didn't believe.

But should we
Take the cushions off

And build our own spaceship,
Huh? Come on!

- fun.
- yay.

What should
Our power source be?

Poop.

Nate, the boy, how are you
Not laughing at that?

Oh, you will when you get older.
Let's go, come on!

This is a postcard
Of the view

From the roof
Where we first kissed.

It's to remember me by.

Wow, thanks.

Oh, and--

This is a cardboard cutout
Of me...

To remember me by.

- I'm not taking that.
- I understand.

I really wish
I was ready.

So do I.

Sixteen candles?

I knew
She'd be driving away.

I couldn't resist.
Awesome, right?

I think so.

Although, in that movie,

That was very much a culmination
Of romantic longing.

I thought about that,
Weighed the pluses and minuses.

I decided--

No, it's good.
Totally worth it.

Then how did that money
End up in your bank account?

I, for one,
Am finding your timeline--

Here!
Spray her with this instead.

- gotcha.
- what the--?

- hey!
- uh, pardon me

For just one moment.

K! K!

Anne, is that you?

Yes, it's me.

What the hell
Are you doing with my kids?

You're spying on us?

I thought you trusted me.

Well, clearly,
That was a mistake.

Is that a dog?
We don't have a dog.

You need to learn

To let go, anne.

Hey,
Where are you taking me?

Put me down!

K! K!
I don't see my red shoes.

Are you wearing
My red shoes?

Yes! Let go!

I'm psyched for tonight,

And I really appreciate
The sixteen candles pickup.

- know you're a fan.
- classic movie.

The whole long duk dong thing
Was pretty crazy, though.

I mean,
They played a gong

Every time
The guy came on screen.

How did we not realize
How bad that was?

Some of us realized it.

- hmm.
- hey, got a surprise.

I didn't want you
Second-guessing,

"Should I have
Let simone go?"

I didn't want you thinking
At all.

That's why I invited hughie,
The irresistible party force.

Wow, I haven't seen that guy
Since I was single.

I remember
He was a big fan

Of the "I've never
Seen beer before" bit.

- hughie.
- hey, guys!

I asked for sodas,

But the barkeep gave me these
Yellow, malt-like beverages.

Shall we give them
A sip?

Mmm.
What a curious taste!

Suddenly, women around me
Are becoming more attractive.

Ryan, what say you
Of the mystery libation?

Oh, I don't want
To pretend anything.

How you doin', hughie?

Oh, beyond excellent,
Man.

The hot tub business
Is booming,

My hair is 100% real
If you don't count color,

And I am up to my ears
In tail.

Come on!
I'll make you an introduction.

Pick any girl
In the place,

Except for that one.
That's a dude.

Don't ask how I know.
It's how you think.

So ryan is getting over a girl
Who was a little too demanding.

She wanted too much
Too soon.

Oh, I am so glad
To hear you say that.

I mean, I know
That janie's dead and all, but--

That's not
Who he was talking about.

Whoa! Faux pas.

We're not talking
About anything

That is not
A good time.

Guys, let's do this.
- let's do it.

♪ still 19, still 19 ♪

♪ haven't lost a step,
Haven't lost a step ♪

♪ don't need pecker pills,
Don't need pecker pills ♪

♪ got 'em just in case,
Got 'em just in case ♪

♪ talking 'bout our junk,
Getting kind of weird ♪

♪ point well taken ♪

♪ meet ya back here,
Meet ya back here ♪

Yeah.

All right, k,
You've got a lot to answer for!

I trust you, and--

Both: ♪ welcome home,
Dear mother ♪

♪ welcome home to us ♪

♪ our beds are made,
Our teeth are brushed ♪

♪ without the slightest fuss ♪

♪ now, send us off to sleep,
Dear mother ♪

♪ send us to our dreams ♪

♪ tomorrow is another day
Filled with special things ♪

I know.

"Dreams" and "Things."
It's lazy lyricism.

What the hell hocus pocus
B.S. Is this?

And these clothes--
This pattern looks so familiar.

Yeah, it's your drapes,
Like in the sound of music.

- what?
- we had so much fun, mom.

We built a spaceship.

And we learned stuff.

Did you know, in space,
No one can hear you scream?

They can't.

- so can he come back?
- can he?

Ugh! Fine.

Go on up to bed.
- bye, mr. K.

This is amazing.

I told you
You could trust me.

But 30 minutes ago,
This room was a wreck.

Good evening.

Hey, got some numbers, gents.

Hey, lay them out.
I shall assess.

Hughie has not lost
The ability

To size up a lady
By looking at her phone number.

Hot. Hot.
Daddy issues. Gay.

Wait a minute.
Is that an eight?

- yeah.
- hot.

Oh, that's classic!

All right,
I'm gettin' us another round.

- all right.
- hey, thanks, hughie.

I forgot how fun it is
To be single.

- it's not fun.
- what?

It's a slow,
Lonely death ride

That is chipping away
At my soul.

Every day, I wake up,
I grip the edge of the bed

Because I'm terrified
If I fall over,

I will shatter
Into a million pieces.

Yeah, but you sell hot tubs.
That's fun.

Wake up, ryan.
It's not 1984.

People don't want to buy
Big bowls of human soup,

And they do not want to date
A middle-aged man

With a tramp stamp
Of ms. Pac-man.

Oh.
Man of your age,

You really should be
Wearing underwear.

My life is over.

I'm standing
In a big puddle of "Was."

But it's not too late for you,
Man, you can make it out.

You need to find a woman--
Any woman--who is capable

Of fogging a mirror
And lock her down.

I had someone like that,
But I wasn't ready.

Why?
What was wrong with her?

Nothing. She was
Beautiful, smart, artistic.

Show me her number.

There.

Oh, my god,
She's perfect.

Yeah, well, she's gone.
I sent her away.

Run from this, ryan.
I am contagious.

And steven's coming back.

Don't tell him I said
This stuff, he looks up to me.

Party, party!
Whoo-hoo!

All right!

Got another number.

That's the dude.

Damn it.
He really seemed to get me.

Run from this.

I'm sorry,
But I gotta be that guy.

Pictures of the kids.
- my kids.

This is nate at the assembly
This morning.

Oh, you should've
Seen him, anne,

Just up in front
Of the whole school,

So confident.

I don't know where he gets it.
It wasn't from me.

Odd, considering you've been
His temporary fill-in nanny

For 12 hours.

Great news.
Love wins.

I'm taking my ring off,

And I'm gonna ask simone
To move in with me.

Whoa.

- oh!
- what, k?

I'm just thinking
About abby's wedding.

Oh, here come
The waterworks.

I'm sorry, you're asking
Simone to move in with you?

Yeah, I realized
I was just being nuts.

She's the one.

She's in san francisco,

So I'm gonna drive up there
And bring her back.

All: aw!
- no. No "Aw."

Ryan, I know
You've had fun

With simone
And that you're terrified

Of going back to the way
You were feeling,

But there's a reason why
You didn't take that ring off.

All: boo.

Let's begin again.

Sorry, enemy of love,
No one is on your side.

I'm on lauren's side.

Did you just
"Long duk dong" me?

What? No. I always gong.
I'm sorry.

I just saw
Sixteen candles.

What was going on
In the '80s?

Like, who thought
That was okay?

Thank you.
Dude, just got your message.

You can't do this.
- sorry, guys.

I've made up my mind,
And everybody except for you two

Thinks it's a great idea,
Including hughie.

All: yeah.
- no, don't listen to hughie.

The man
Is severely depressed.

His mexican hair medication

Permanently altered
His brain chemistry.

All he did
Was remind me

That I already have
Someone special.

So right after group,
I'm driving up to get her.

What's up, ryan?

Hey, carrie, I need you
To take my credit card,

Go to a furniture store,

And exchange
All my old furniture

For stuff
That simone would like.

I'll explain it
To you later.

But I thought you wanted me
To take mr. Whiskers to the vet.

Oh, no, no, no.
That can wait.

Just feed him
Another hot pocket.

All right.

I'm sorry, mr. Whiskers
Isn't a cat, right?

You're not feeding that
To a cat?

No.

Mr. Whiskers
Is my accountant.

Saul whiskers.

I gotta go.
- no.

Ryan!

Hey, rabbit.

Your brother told me
That you were crying.

What's the matter?

I don't want you.
I want mr. K.

He knows
How to cheer me up.

Well, there must be
Something I could do.

You can give me
My doll.

Okay, I'll get you your doll.
Let's see.

Ugh.

There you go.

Ryan?
What are you doing here?

Here you go.
Take this. It's a hook.

You said you don't have anywhere
To hang your coat.

Well, you do now--
My place.

I want you to move in
With me, and--

I had to go
To a very tiny prison

To have this made up.

I had the whole drive up
To come up with a joke.

It should have been funnier.
Anyway, the point is

I finally know what I want,
And it's you.

So here it is,
The moment of truth.

The big question--
Who the hell is that guy?

That's marco.

Oh, hey, marco.

Could you excuse us
For a moment?

- sure.
- thanks a lot.

Please tell me
That is not your ex-fiance,

And please tell me he's not
Covered in sculpting clay.

I mean,
Is he kidding?

I called him.
I was upset.

I still have feelings for him.
He loves me.

Well, forget about him.

I'm ready to give you
What you want.

Here, watch.

- listen to me, marco--
- you did that on purpose?

Yeah, I did. Forget the ring.
I've seen you take it off.

But I was gonna throw it
Really far this time.

And I want you
To move in with me,

And I drove
All the way up here.

I mean,
That's the biggest gesture

I've made for a woman
Since--

Janie.

Yeah.

I am crazy about you,

But I have to know if this
Is about me or replacing her.

If it's about me,
I am in,

And I will laugh at all your
Stupid tiny license plate jokes,

And we will start
A life together,

And it will be awesome.

But if this is some attempt
To fill a void,

Let me live my life.

Can I finish sculpting you,
Dear?

Both: not now, marco!

Are you kidding, man?

Say it's me,

And I'm in that car next to you,
Riding back to l.A.

Moment of truth.
What's it gonna be?

Hey!
What do you think?

Ooh!
Picture her doing this.

"Oh, I need a magazine.

I'll just reach into my swan
And get one."

Hey, where is simone?

I was looking at pictures
Of you two.

Whoo, she is hot!

Yeah, it didn't work out
With simone.

It's over.

So you're gonna have to change
All of this back.

What?
Oh, my god.

I cannot take your life.

It is just so sad.

It's gonna be okay.

Based on what?

It just keeps getting worse
And worse!

Here,
Do you need a tissue?

Is this--is this
A tissue holder?

Yeah, it's--
It cost $800.

I don't think they're
Gonna let me return it.

- is she okay?
- yeah, she's fine.

How do you do it?

Come here, sit.

Yeah,
That's not gonna happen.

Since patty died,
I've been trying so hard.

She was like you.

She was so good
With kids.

How come I can't connect
With them, and you can?

Me, my job's easy.
I'm a goof.

Everybody loves
The funny guy.

I'm robin williams.
Oh, or mitt romney.

What ever happened
To that guy's show?

It was on every channel
For a year, then nothing.

He was--it's--

You're trying to do
The work of two grown-ups.

Do what I do.

Leave yourself some space
To be a kid.

Now, go upstairs,
And give 'em a little mitt.

Thanks, k.

Now, get out of my house.
- okay.

Ryan? You here?

Go away.

Carrie got me
All of this stuff.

See? It's like
I'm a human baseball.

You see?
- yeah.

Carrie told me
You came back alone.

What happened?

Simone asked me
If I wanted to be with her,

Or if I just wanted
To be with someone,

And I couldn't give her
The answer she wanted, so...

Now I'm back
To where I started.

No,
How can you say that?

You got through your first
Post-janie relationship.

That is huge.

No, huge would be
If I met a new person,

She was perfect, and then,
I was never alone again.

Then I could drive by
The place where the group meets

And think, "That was
A nice group of people

"From the time
Before I was fixed.

Was fausta real or just
An adorable cgi character?"

You can meet the perfect person.

Now that you've started looking,
Maybe you will.

Yeah, I guess
That's the win, right?

- mm-hmm.
- no!

A "Maybe" is not a win.

Listen, I don't know what you
Teach them in your group,

But I believe
In a sixteen candles world,

A world where the king
Of the geeks

Ends up with the hot blonde
In the rolls-royce,

A world where jake shows up
For samantha at the end.

And, ryan, your jake
Is coming for you.

You've helped me out
A lot,

But today,
I like his speech better,

Your insistence on making me
Molly ringwald aside.

Noted.

Can't you just lie to me

And promise me
That I'm not gonna be alone?

I can promise you you're not
Gonna be alone right now.

Clear off a finger.
Come on.

Oh.

Yeah.

Aw.

That means a lot,
Mr. Whiskers.

Thanks for being
The bigger man.

We're being attacked!
Get us out of here!

Ah! We're losing power,
Captain!

We need more poop
For the reactor!

Knock, knock.

Come on, k, jump in.
Join us.

I'm just here
To tender my resignation.

- what?
- no!

No, on to the next family.
My work here is done.

Okay, we need more power!

On it!
Going to warp speed...

Now!
- ahh!

I'm flying.

Oh, wow!

K, don't move.

Somehow,
You fell off the roof.

We're getting an ambulance.

Which one of you
Didn't believe?