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Ryan, the first birthday
After a loss
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Can be tricky,
And the group wants to find
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A way to support you.
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In the most awesome way
Possible.
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I have set up--
Drumroll, please...
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A ryan king-themed
Scavenger hunt.
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There's a company
That does it,
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And they create
These fun ryan challenges
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Based on ryan's life.
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Are there teams?
'cause I call ryan,
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Lauren, and anyone
Except for mr. K.
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We're all god's children,
But I'm in it to win it,
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And there's something wrong
With you.
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None taken.
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Guys, I appreciate you
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Focusing your bizarre,
Manic energies on me,
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But I'm not celebrating
My birthday.
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Ryan, I hear
What you're saying,
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But let's talk
About what you're feeling.
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I'm going to be
Ryan's inner monologue.
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I'm ryan,
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And I'm afraid
Of the emotions
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This birthday
Might bring up,
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So I'm hiding behind
Mr. Tough guy.
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And I'm--sorry, I just got
Really self-conscious.
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Listen, no offense to--
Did the first bear have a name?
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Please forget that happened.
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I'm just gonna
Make one up.
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No offense to randy...
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- good bear name.
- thanks, man.
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Randy,
Janie spent months
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Planning these elaborate events
For me--
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Dinners, surprise parties.
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"You must have liked it."
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Actually, randy,
I hated it.
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And there's a big part of me
That's relieved
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That I don't have
To do anything this year.
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"Sure would be nice
If folks respected you
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And would just let you be."
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I agree, colonel cow,
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But people think
They know better.
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"Well,
That's just baaad manners."
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I know he's mocking
What we do,
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But it's mesmerizing.
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Ryan, we hear you,
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And we honor your words,
But, over the past few months,
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A bond has formed
And we--
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Oh, don't say it.
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- we love you.
- no.
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We love you.
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Guys, even if I wanted to,
I can't.
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I have to watch
My friend steven.
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He's having
A medical procedure done.
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Ooh, I'll watch steven.
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I'm a registered nurse.
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Just tell me
His dietary needs
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And how targeted the sponge bath
Should be, wink.
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I'm kidding.
The sexy nurse is a stereotype.
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But those stories don't just
Make themselves up, double wink.
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Okay, now these people
Who love you
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Would like to celebrate
Your birthday with you.
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And if I know them, they are
Not gonna give up easily.
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They will probably start
To chant.
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All: chant, chant, chant,
Chant, chant, chant.
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Okay, guys, I will do
The scavenger hunt.
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- yay!
- good boy.
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But, in the future,
You can't just say
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The word "Chant."
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Your chants have
To have content.
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All: content, content,
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Content, content, content.
- this is a mess.
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Thanks for picking me up,
Buddy.
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You know, they said
I'd feel groggy,
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But I feel on it.
Sharp.
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Whoa, your shirt feels
So silky.
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I want to feel that on me.
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Let's see
Where the evening takes us.
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I want to go shopping.
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It feels like I should spend
Lots of money
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And make major decisions.
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The doctor said
You should really rest
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Until the anesthesia wears off.
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Colonoscopies,
Birthdays--
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We're getting older,
Broseph.
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Don't say broseph.
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Steven. Ryan.
Life, act two.
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The sun's starting to set.
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How we gonna play it?
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Hey, who wants
To watch
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Their colon video?
Someone's pink and perfect.
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♪ don't hang on ♪
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♪ nothing lasts forever
But the earth and sky ♪
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I really think
You should lie down.
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♪ dust in the wind ♪
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♪ all we are
Is dust in the wind ♪
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Please, oh, please,
Go to sleep.
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Sing it with me.
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If you sing it,
Then I'll know you understand.
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♪ dust in the wind ♪
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♪ everything is dust
In the wind ♪
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- who sings that song?
- kansas.
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Let's keep it that way.
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- hey.
- hi.
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Sorry I'm late.
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I'm having huge drama
With my ex-boyfriend.
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Not looking
To get into that right now.
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It is rough.
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Jason's moved on,
And I haven't,
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And he keeps tagging me
On all these facebook photos
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Of him and his new babe.
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Really rubbing it in my face.
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Why don't you
Get six or seven cats?
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That seemed to work out well
Last time.
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Wow, why don't you have
Your wife not be dead?
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- okay.
- yeah.
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He sleeps so pretty,
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Like an angel.
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I want to pet him
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And feed him
And brush his hair.
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All right, I'm off
To the scavenger hunt.
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Don't let him go anywhere
And don't let him buy anything.
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Oh, hey, ryan,
You're still here?
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Okay.
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Okay, team,
First challenge.
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Let's do this.
Hi.
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We're doing a scavenger hunt,
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And we need you
To put his picture
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On your celebrity wall of fame.
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I don't know
Who this is.
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What do you mean?
He's famous.
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Show him. Say something boring
About sports.
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Yeah.
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Oh, and all these people
Are famous?
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You have a picture
Of a puppet up there.
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Who's that?
Your aunt?
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That's cyd charisse,
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Legendary dancer
Of stage and cinema,
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You uncultured birthday ass.
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You know
Who cyd charisse is?
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No, I've never seen brigadoon
Or singin' in the rain
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Or ziegfeld follies
Or guys and dolls.
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She wasn't
In guys and dolls.
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That was a test.
You passed.
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K, there is more to you
Than meets the eye.
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That's the first nice thing
You've ever said to me.
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I'm about to get attached.
If you want out, tell me now.
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Sir, I'm in the market for
Some big-ticket dry-cleaning.
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What?
We're not gonna bribe him.
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Did cyd charisse bribe him?
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She didn't have to.
She did this.
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Women: oh.
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When have you ever done
Anything that beautiful?
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I've never seen it.
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Hey.
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Oh, no,
They're here.
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We have to find
Another dry-cleaner.
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Ryan, aren't you having fun?
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Be as happy as this guy.
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"I'm ryan.
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I'm having a great birthday,
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'cause everybody loves me."
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Felt good to be ryan.
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Tough to be back.
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Please be happy, ryan.
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This scavenger hunt
Cost a fortune.
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By the way,
I put it on my credit card,
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And people said they'd chip in.
- que?
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Oh, all of a sudden
You don't speak any english?
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Oh, wait a minute.
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My phone's ringing.
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I hope whatever this is
Doesn't tear me away from--
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Hey, carrie.
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Thought I told you
I was not to be bothered.
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I'm in the middle
Of a scavenger hunt.
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Why are you
Making me do this?
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These people are trying so hard
To be nice to you.
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What's that you say?
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Some kind
Of a work emergency?
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It's a code black?
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Well, that would mean
I'd have to leave right now.
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Can't it at least wait
Till after--
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Sorry, guys.
I gotta go.
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- code black?
- it's a code black, yeah.
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I understand.
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Hey, so that phone call
Was b.S., right?
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Yeah, I don't want
Any of this.
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I just needed
To stop the chanting.
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You understand?
- yeah, totally.
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You don't need this.
- exactly.
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I mean, it's really awesome
That you did this much.
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I know, right?
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You don't owe
These yahoos anything.
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Uh-oh.
Sensing a turn.
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- you are the worst.
- there it is.
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Faster than I thought.
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Permission to speak
Outside my role
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As loss counselor?
- permission denied.
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These people
Care about you.
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I said, "Permission denied."
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They are trying, and
If you keep pushing them away,
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They're gonna stop trying.
And you know what?
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I'm getting a little tired
Of trying too,
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So just...
Have a nice day.
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Well, you are
A very mean lady.
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And it is my birthday.
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- hey.
- hey.
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Ryan had to go out,
So he left me in charge.
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Why'd you stop petting me?
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- ooh.
- mm.
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I feel like shopping.
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Ryan said I'm not supposed
To let you go out.
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But I want
To buy pretty clothes.
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You know what,
Screw ryan.
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He's controlled us
For too long.
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- yeah.
- yeah.
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My shoes are there.
Find my feet.
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Let's go.
- okay.
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Come on, lauren.
Don't be mad.
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Look, these people
Matter to you,
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And you need to treat them
Like that.
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I got a little insight
For you.
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You like those.
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This is how
I treat loved ones.
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Janie got this all the time.
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When I am into something,
I am in.
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When I am not,
I act like a little boy
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Who's mad at his mom
For taking him to the bank
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And I go boneless.
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Watch this.
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Okay, pretend this is a bank.
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All right.
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I hate this.
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I'm so bored, and all the pens
Are on chains.
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Come sit.
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See, the point is,
My poor behavior
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Is not loss-related.
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So being a jerk
Is a pre-existing condition?
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Yes, madame, and for that
There is no cure.
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Yes, there is.
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We can help you
With more than your loss.
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We can help you
To be a better person.
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I don't know
How to be a better person.
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Well, sometimes you just have
To fake it till you make it.
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You mean I get
To pretend?
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- yeah.
- I can pretend
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I enjoy anything.
I've interviewed soccer players.
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See?
Now come on.
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Chin up.
Shoulders back.
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Big smile.
Now get in there.
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I crossed a line.
- no, it's actually okay.
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Yes, protector of the wall, I
Would like my picture up please.
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There is a congressman--
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That is me.
That is my show.
254
00:08:59,622 --> 00:09:03,041
That is me expressing passion
About school vouchers.
255
00:09:03,042 --> 00:09:04,668
I'm either for them
Or against them.
256
00:09:04,669 --> 00:09:08,964
I don't really watch my show.
257
00:09:08,965 --> 00:09:11,258
Okay, okay, we send
This picture to the company,
258
00:09:11,259 --> 00:09:13,969
And then they send us
The next clue.
259
00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:14,887
Go!
260
00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:16,013
Yes.
We are winning, bitches.
261
00:09:16,014 --> 00:09:17,055
I'm enjoying myself.
262
00:09:17,056 --> 00:09:19,057
Let's go, my team.
263
00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:29,067
I think it's fantastic.
264
00:09:29,068 --> 00:09:31,236
What do you think?
265
00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:33,865
Can't tell
Until I see you pose in it.
266
00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:41,038
Now walk.
267
00:09:41,039 --> 00:09:43,749
Okay, now hide.
268
00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:45,167
Reveal yourself.
269
00:09:45,168 --> 00:09:48,212
Oh, yes.
Okay, hide.
270
00:09:48,213 --> 00:09:51,089
No, not there.
Hide somewhere else.
271
00:09:51,090 --> 00:09:52,382
Show yourself.
272
00:09:52,383 --> 00:09:53,759
That's a surprise.
273
00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:57,095
- ♪ shake what you got ♪
- be happy.
274
00:09:57,096 --> 00:09:58,764
Smile.
275
00:09:58,765 --> 00:10:01,266
Jump.
276
00:10:01,267 --> 00:10:05,020
I like what he's wearing.
277
00:10:05,021 --> 00:10:09,024
Good.
Because that's you, sir.
278
00:10:09,025 --> 00:10:10,275
Awesome.
279
00:10:10,276 --> 00:10:12,277
A replay
Of college ryan's arrest
280
00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:13,946
Is what we now are seeking.
281
00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:17,115
Someone don your birthday suit
And recreate him streaking.
282
00:10:17,116 --> 00:10:18,283
This is so great, you know.
283
00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:19,868
At first I was
Faking liking this,
284
00:10:19,869 --> 00:10:20,953
But now I'm totally into it.
285
00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:22,204
I'm still faking.
286
00:10:22,205 --> 00:10:24,248
Wow, you streaked in college.
How original.
287
00:10:24,249 --> 00:10:27,668
Okay.
Who's gonna do it?
288
00:10:27,669 --> 00:10:28,877
Oh, is that all I am to you?
289
00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:30,420
A man with something wrong
With his brain
290
00:10:30,421 --> 00:10:32,464
So he doesn't feel shame?
291
00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:36,134
College!
292
00:10:36,135 --> 00:10:37,678
White butts are funny!
293
00:10:37,679 --> 00:10:38,846
They don't even look real.
294
00:10:38,847 --> 00:10:40,138
Suck it, red team!
295
00:10:40,139 --> 00:10:41,473
Sharks number one!
296
00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:43,141
Apparently
We have team names now.
297
00:10:43,142 --> 00:10:44,309
Why do we have to be
The red team?
298
00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:46,103
Can't we come up with
A cooler name?
299
00:10:46,104 --> 00:10:47,229
Let me think.
300
00:10:47,230 --> 00:10:51,066
Ooh!
301
00:10:51,067 --> 00:10:53,151
How about the "How did my life
Get to this point?"
302
00:10:53,152 --> 00:10:54,820
Can we call ourselves that?
303
00:10:54,821 --> 00:10:57,155
Damn, if he doesn't move
Like gene kelly.
304
00:10:57,156 --> 00:10:59,116
Oh, yeah!
305
00:10:59,117 --> 00:11:00,742
Steven?
306
00:11:00,743 --> 00:11:03,829
I got those pants tighter
And in pink like you asked.
307
00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:06,999
Ooh.
- what are these?
308
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,917
- uh...
- what am I doing here?
309
00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:12,129
Did I just spend $2,000
On a pair of cigarette pants?
310
00:11:12,130 --> 00:11:14,756
Shh!
Who's pretty when he's quiet?
311
00:11:14,757 --> 00:11:16,300
You are.
312
00:11:16,301 --> 00:11:18,468
Okay, you weren't supposed
To take me out of brian's house.
313
00:11:18,469 --> 00:11:20,137
All right,
Where are my boxers?
314
00:11:20,138 --> 00:11:22,306
They ruined your line.
You said so.
315
00:11:22,307 --> 00:11:24,182
I have never felt
So violated.
316
00:11:24,183 --> 00:11:26,768
And earlier today
I had photographic equipment
317
00:11:26,769 --> 00:11:27,769
Snaking through me.
318
00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:29,313
This is done.
I'm out of here.
319
00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:31,064
Wait, let me explain.
320
00:11:31,065 --> 00:11:32,357
You're a pretty man.
321
00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:34,276
Go on.
322
00:11:34,277 --> 00:11:37,821
While the medication lasted,
You were a dumb, pretty man.
323
00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:41,199
I used to have that
With jason and now he's gone.
324
00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:45,329
Look, here's a picture of him
On facebook.
325
00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:47,122
He's happy, he's moved on.
326
00:11:47,123 --> 00:11:49,207
That's his new girlfriend.
327
00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:51,293
How am I supposed to
Compete with that?
328
00:11:51,294 --> 00:11:54,087
I'll show you how.
329
00:11:54,088 --> 00:11:55,505
Sir?
330
00:11:55,506 --> 00:11:57,507
We're gonna make this lady
As beautiful as I am.
331
00:11:57,508 --> 00:11:59,259
We're gonna need dresses,
332
00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:01,053
Impractical shoes,
Booby shirts.
333
00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:02,429
We're gonna
Post our own pictures,
334
00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:06,391
And your man is gonna be
Dumb, pretty, and jealous.
335
00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:08,769
Then we're gonna go
Horseback riding.
336
00:12:08,770 --> 00:12:12,356
I'm still high.
- yes!
337
00:12:12,357 --> 00:12:14,024
Kerry, kerry, kerry!
338
00:12:14,025 --> 00:12:15,901
Where's the t-shirt gun?
- the other guys have it?
339
00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:18,320
You gave the sharks
The t-shirt gun?
340
00:12:18,321 --> 00:12:19,947
You were just
Trying to get out of this!
341
00:12:19,948 --> 00:12:20,948
Where's the backup gun?
342
00:12:20,949 --> 00:12:22,866
I will tell you
If you let me
343
00:12:22,867 --> 00:12:24,576
Give you a big birthday hug!
344
00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:26,912
All: aww.
- you're the best boss
345
00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:29,289
And I want you to have
Good health and happiness.
346
00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:30,916
I'm going boneless.
347
00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:32,376
Oh, god, how do you do that?
No...
348
00:12:32,377 --> 00:12:34,002
It's in the supply closet.
349
00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:35,337
Supply closet!
Come on.
350
00:12:35,338 --> 00:12:39,383
Go!
351
00:12:39,384 --> 00:12:43,428
Come on, we just need
To shoot three of them.
352
00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:45,430
You miss again.
Again?
353
00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:47,015
I thought you were in army.
354
00:12:47,016 --> 00:12:50,394
Yeah, they're a little more
Supportive over there.
355
00:12:50,395 --> 00:12:52,270
Two to go!
356
00:12:52,271 --> 00:12:54,439
- hurry up!
- go, go!
357
00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:56,316
Reload, reload!
- this is it!
358
00:12:56,317 --> 00:12:58,443
Clear!
359
00:12:58,444 --> 00:13:00,821
- yeah!
- video is sent!
360
00:13:00,822 --> 00:13:02,280
Oh, hey, shark team captain.
361
00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:05,617
Como se dice "Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha"?
- whoo!
362
00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:08,328
Ryan, there's a limo
Waiting for you downstairs.
363
00:13:08,329 --> 00:13:10,330
All right.
Guys, lets get down there.
364
00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:14,501
Come on giant squids,
Only known predators to sharks.
365
00:13:14,502 --> 00:13:16,128
Limo? Yolanda, you picked
366
00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:17,838
A high class company
To organize this.
367
00:13:17,839 --> 00:13:19,089
Thanks, yolanda.
368
00:13:19,090 --> 00:13:20,632
Don't thank me.
I'm not treating.
369
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:24,469
Seriously, you guys!
370
00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:26,471
Hey, sonia told me you decided
To celebrate your birthday.
371
00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:28,432
Why is he not in bed?
372
00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:29,891
Why do you have
A complete makeover?
373
00:13:29,892 --> 00:13:31,476
Why does he look like duckie
From pretty in pink?
374
00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:34,396
People trust me
Because I have a soft voice,
375
00:13:34,397 --> 00:13:36,314
But I'm bad.
376
00:13:36,315 --> 00:13:39,026
Okay, you two,
Welcome aboard.
377
00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:40,110
You're both giant squids.
378
00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:41,445
- ooh.
- come on.
379
00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:43,572
This day is awesome.
I mean it.
380
00:13:43,573 --> 00:13:45,282
Okay, you mean it.
381
00:13:45,283 --> 00:13:46,867
"Except it's not
Because I'm ryan, dude,
382
00:13:46,868 --> 00:13:47,909
And I'm above it all."
383
00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:50,162
No, seriously.
I did what you said.
384
00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:51,455
I faked it and I made it,
385
00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:54,541
And now, amazingly,
This is the first birthday
386
00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:59,296
I have enjoyed in years,
So thank you.
387
00:13:59,297 --> 00:14:01,965
Oh, well, just keep
Opening yourself up
388
00:14:01,966 --> 00:14:04,176
And good things will happen.
- okay.
389
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:06,094
Oh, wait for me.
390
00:14:06,095 --> 00:14:08,055
Wait for yolanda.
- okay.
391
00:14:08,056 --> 00:14:10,891
Ooh, a hotel key.
This is weird.
392
00:14:10,892 --> 00:14:12,392
This is a text
About the next clue.
393
00:14:12,393 --> 00:14:13,560
It doesn't mention a limo.
394
00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:15,270
Or a hotel.
395
00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:16,980
This isn't
From the scavenger hunt.
396
00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:18,440
Remember when ryan said his wife
397
00:14:18,441 --> 00:14:20,609
Planned stuff for his birthday
Way, way in advance?
398
00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:22,486
Wait, she sent the limo
To take him to the hotel?
399
00:14:22,487 --> 00:14:23,904
Oh, no.
400
00:14:23,905 --> 00:14:25,405
Oh, I was having fun.
401
00:14:25,406 --> 00:14:26,948
I was shooting
Cutouts of ryan.
402
00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:28,200
I can't handle this.
403
00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:29,576
It is no time for sober.
404
00:14:29,577 --> 00:14:31,495
No, dear, it is not.
405
00:14:31,496 --> 00:14:33,622
I really wish I was
Wearing underwear right now.
406
00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:37,459
- hi!
- here he comes.
407
00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:40,087
Oh, a key to a hotel room.
408
00:14:40,088 --> 00:14:41,713
The plot thickens.
409
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:44,884
What's that card?
410
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:48,386
Did you say
"What's that card?"
411
00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:49,430
Or "Eat that card"?
412
00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:55,268
I hate limos.
413
00:14:55,269 --> 00:14:57,604
Janie always threatened
To get me one for my birthday.
414
00:14:59,482 --> 00:15:00,982
Well, that's not
What this is.
415
00:15:00,983 --> 00:15:02,567
We have to beat him
To that room
416
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:04,236
So that we know
What we're dealing with.
417
00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:06,071
How do we stall him?
- if you wanna stall ryan,
418
00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:08,115
It's simple, you just get him
Talking about himself.
419
00:15:08,116 --> 00:15:09,491
I got the perfect thing.
420
00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:14,663
Okay, guys, let's see
What birthday fun is next.
421
00:15:14,664 --> 00:15:15,872
Hey, ryan, did I hear right?
422
00:15:15,873 --> 00:15:18,542
Were you voted third sexiest
Voice in radio?
423
00:15:18,543 --> 00:15:21,378
Ah, well, see,
Conventional wisdom
424
00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:23,964
Suggests that
Sports aren't sexy.
425
00:15:23,965 --> 00:15:26,299
You know what, guys,
We'll catch up.
426
00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:29,553
But what I do, my trick,
Is that I lower my voice...
427
00:15:29,554 --> 00:15:31,596
- mm-hmm.
- so my normal voice is up here.
428
00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:33,306
Right. Not sexy.
429
00:15:40,565 --> 00:15:43,775
Who plans this?
Who is this thoughtful?
430
00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:46,278
Yeah, I hate to speak ill
Of the dead,
431
00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:49,030
But this broad is becoming
A real pain in my ass.
432
00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:51,116
Ugh, how are we
Gonna tell him?
433
00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:55,287
Well, normally we just work
Together to figure out whatev--
434
00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:58,790
Oh, crap, I am a volunteer
With very little training.
435
00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:02,294
I mean, I'm pretty good,
But this is just--oof.
436
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,337
Okay, ryan can't know
She set this up.
437
00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:05,589
Blow out the candles,
438
00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:07,132
Get rid of the flowers,
Get rid of the stuff!
439
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:08,466
This room is part of
A scavenger hunt, people!
440
00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:11,095
Go! Go!
441
00:16:15,725 --> 00:16:17,434
Mr. K, this way.
Follow me.
442
00:16:17,435 --> 00:16:19,352
Come on, let's go, let's go,
Let's go. This way.
443
00:16:19,353 --> 00:16:24,316
This way.
Come on.
444
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:26,318
- what are you doing?
- uh...
445
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:30,238
Pretty romantic
For a scavenger hunt.
446
00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:32,824
It...Is pretty romantic
For a scavenger hunt.
447
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:36,661
Did you send everyone away
So you could seduce me?
448
00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:38,538
What's that?
449
00:16:38,539 --> 00:16:40,248
I mean, I can't say
I'm surprised.
450
00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:43,376
I see the way you look at me.
- oh...
451
00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:45,795
Yeah, no, no,
This happens to me.
452
00:16:45,796 --> 00:16:49,090
I do something
To people in authority.
453
00:16:49,091 --> 00:16:52,677
A policewoman,
A professor once, a judge.
454
00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:54,054
He still calls me.
455
00:16:54,055 --> 00:16:57,390
Yeah, your blinding
Self-confidence has led you
456
00:16:57,391 --> 00:16:59,684
To the right conclusion
457
00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:04,522
And this is
A birthday seduction.
458
00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:08,526
Listen, lauren, I'm flattered,
But that looks really weird
459
00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:09,861
And I'm not in a place--
460
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:12,322
Oh, darn, you know what?
Let's not do it then.
461
00:17:12,323 --> 00:17:14,407
Wait.
What's going on?
462
00:17:14,408 --> 00:17:17,202
I'm sorry,
He got ahead of me.
463
00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:19,663
You told him?
464
00:17:19,664 --> 00:17:23,541
Ryan, I didn't know
How to--
465
00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:26,628
This is a gift from janie.
466
00:17:26,629 --> 00:17:31,217
She must have set it up
Before she...You know.
467
00:17:41,686 --> 00:17:46,565
It's never a good time
To talk about money,
468
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:49,234
But you each owe me $200.
469
00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:50,819
This is it, though, right?
470
00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:52,529
Nothing else
You're hiding from me?
471
00:17:52,530 --> 00:17:53,530
No, this is it.
472
00:17:55,783 --> 00:17:59,536
For god's sakes, woman,
Come on!
473
00:17:59,537 --> 00:18:03,581
Anne, does this music
Remind you of anything?
474
00:18:03,582 --> 00:18:06,209
Cyd charisse...
Gene kelly.
475
00:18:28,566 --> 00:18:31,569
Oh, buddy, I'm in.
476
00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:53,299
- birthday dance?
- si.
477
00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:10,524
Hey, birthday boy.
478
00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:13,860
Hey, janie.
479
00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:16,488
Sorry I missed your party.
480
00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:17,739
You've got a lot going on.
481
00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:21,659
Haunting people,
Doing the christmas past thing.
482
00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:22,911
I'm not a ghost.
483
00:19:22,912 --> 00:19:24,329
There is no such thing
As a ghost.
484
00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:25,705
I am in your head.
485
00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:28,792
Because there is such a thing
As creeping madness.
486
00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:31,836
Exactly.
487
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:34,631
In retrospect, I probably
Shouldn't have planned this
488
00:19:34,632 --> 00:19:35,715
As early as I did,
489
00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:37,842
But I did get
One hell of a discount.
490
00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:43,515
Believe it or not, I figured
Out a way to enjoy my birthday.
491
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:45,809
This might be the first one
Where I haven't been a--
492
00:19:45,810 --> 00:19:46,768
Whiny baby?
493
00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:52,607
Think I'm becoming
A better guy.
494
00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:57,362
Just wish you were here
Because you deserved better.
495
00:19:57,363 --> 00:19:59,697
I love the ryan I got.
496
00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:02,450
No, you deserved better.
497
00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:05,829
Oh, buddy boy.
498
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:14,838
That took a lot of planning.
499
00:20:14,839 --> 00:20:16,047
You didn't do that.
500
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:17,465
That's dodger stadium.
501
00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:22,011
Just thought
I'd grab a little credit.
502
00:20:22,012 --> 00:20:25,432
Come on, danny.
503
00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:29,269
You should go.
Have fun.
504
00:20:33,274 --> 00:20:34,441
Don't look back.
505
00:20:54,879 --> 00:20:57,297
So who won
The scavenger hunt?
506
00:20:57,298 --> 00:20:59,549
We never finished.
507
00:20:59,550 --> 00:21:01,718
You know,
This has all been so nice,
508
00:21:01,719 --> 00:21:03,553
It doesn't matter
Who wins or loses.
509
00:21:03,554 --> 00:21:06,931
The point is,
I learned to enjoy my birthday
510
00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:10,059
For the first time thanks
To all of you beautiful people--
511
00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:14,273
Go, go, go!
512
00:21:18,903 --> 00:21:20,778
Hey!
513
00:21:20,779 --> 00:21:23,407
Hey, you made us giant squids!
- yeah.
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