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Jerry rice with the 'niners?
Greatest receiver ever.
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With the raiders?
Serviceable.
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By the end...
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The man
Was a seahawk.
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It's an athlete's job
To believe he can go on,
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But it's our job,
As fans, to say,
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"Thanks for the memories.
You make us sad now.
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Please go away."
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Don't stay
Past your expiration date.
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Eh,
This won't kill me.
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Oh, don't eat that.
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Janie?
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Hey, honey.
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Hey...
Dead. Wife. Dear.
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Okay, listen,
We got to talk about something.
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No, thank you.
All right, then.
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Ah!
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- it's okay.
- it is? Great!
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I'm kind of
Freaking out.
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What's happening?
Bye-bye.
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Yeah,
I'm still here.
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Oh, my god!
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And the rule of the hospital
Is all of our scrubs
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Are supposed to be
The same color.
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So dr. Anwar comes in
With his light blue scrubs,
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Like he's anthony edwards,
Or something--
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Excuse me.
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I know I'm not
Supposed to interrupt,
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But I saw a ghost.
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In my kitchen.
It was janie.
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It was the most intense
Experience of my life,
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So I'm crazy, right?
I've gone crazy.
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Anyway,
Anwar struts in
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Like he's god's gift
To orthopedic surgery--
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Yolanda, no, no.
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No, no, no.
You're not crazy.
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It's actually
Very normal.
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A lot of people see
And even speak to
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A manifestation
Of a departed loved one.
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It's your imagination.
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It's a coping fantasy.
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Patricia
Came to me.
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She told me
To go to the window.
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There was a hummingbird
Against a bright, blue sky.
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It was her way
Of telling me
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That I was missing beauty
That was all around me.
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So what did janie
Say to you?
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I don't know,
I was a little freaked out.
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She was a spectre.
A spectre, I say.
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Okay, if it happens again,
Maybe you should be
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A little bit more open
To the experience.
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I spent a half an hour
Talking to my grandmother once.
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It was
Really spooky.
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I can only imagine
What it would've been like
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If she was dead.
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When I came in here today,
I thought
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I was the craziest person
On the planet.
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Thank you.
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Put your hand
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Back on my shoulder.
- no.
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Oh, hey, we couldn't get
Peyton manning
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For tomorrow's show, so we're
Gonna go with colt mccoy, okay?
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Yeah, any nfl player with
A fake-sounding name will do.
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Hey, man,
What's happening in here?
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Where are all the pictures
Of you and ashley?
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I, uh--
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You think because janie died,
I can't handle
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Looking at pictures
Of you and your girlfriend.
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Dude,
It's not like that.
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Come on, man, the three of us
Used to hang out all the time.
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Now, you don't even
Talk about her around me
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Because
I'm so fragile?
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Well,
That ends right now.
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Ashley. Ryan. Friday night.
You, me, and steven.
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What's that?
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You guys broke up?
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Ashley and I broke up.
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Well, I don't think
The fact that you never liked me
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Is really relevant right now,
But now that we're doing this,
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You have ne--
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What? No, let me
Say something mean.
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You have--
Ashley?
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Never cared for her.
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Dumped me a month ago.
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Are you okay?
Why didn't you tell me?
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Why didn't I tell you?
You got major league problems.
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My stuff's double "A"
At best.
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I mean, maybe called up
To triple "A" mid-season.
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Who's that guy philly
Kept sending up and down?
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Metaphor's
Not worth it.
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Yeah.
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Is there anything
I can do for you, buddy?
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I'm starting
To get lonely.
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I mean, I thought
It might be good
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To just jump right back in,
But it's no fun to go out alone.
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Okay, I'm gonna be
Your wingman.
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Like old times.
We're doing this.
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Really?
You sure you're in a place
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To help me
Hit on women?
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Maybe!
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Okay,
We're here.
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What's
The emergency?
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I was walking in the area.
I see lauren.
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I know she's protective
Of her privacy,
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So I follow
At a comfortable distance.
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15 feet?
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No,
I'm some amateur. Ugh!
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Anyway, so she goes up
To the valet podium,
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Puts on a red vest,
And I realize
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She's working here
As a cashier.
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That is
The lauren emergency?
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Sonia,
I was in court!
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I half-assed
Jury selection.
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I let someone in who believes
The earth is only 500 years old.
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There she is.
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Um, okay,
That will be $8, please.
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- $8?
- yes.
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- with validation?
- I--yeah. I'm sorry, sir.
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She looks so sad!
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Couldn't have been
More than 20 minutes.
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I'm--I'm--
I'm sure, and I--
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Is he sassing
My group leader?
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Are you sassing my group leader?
- sonia, no, no, no.
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She's looking this way!
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This mission's
Been compromised! Wheels up!
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Let's go! Go, go, go!
- okay, okay!
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- go! Go!
- okay, okay.
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♪ hey ♪
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Sorry.
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All right,
You're back.
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Love of my life,
You are welcome in this home.
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Mine ears, they are open.
Bestoweth upon me your wisdom.
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You gotta
Go shopping.
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Say again?
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Go buy some food.
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That's it?
You've traversed the cosmos,
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Broken every known rule
Of the universe
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To tell me
To go shopping?
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Anne's wife
Brought hummingbirds.
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That is not
All you came here to say.
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I don't know,
We'll see.
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Oh, are you
Gonna be coy now?
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Just what the world needs,
A coy ghost.
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Shop, cook,
And then we'll talk.
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You always look so much better
In my shirts than I do.
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Yeah, well, you know,
Boobs improve everything, so--
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Now, that is
The kind of ghost wisdom
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I wanted you
To bestoweth upon me earlier.
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Get it together,
Man!
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Excuse me, sir. I'm
Contemplating a milk purchase.
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How much do you think
I would need?
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Perhaps I should tell you
A little bit about myself.
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I, uh, eat cereal
Three times a week.
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I take my coffee black,
So don't factor that in.
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I like pancakes.
Do I need milk for that?
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That stare,
Are you doing milk math,
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Or just sizing me up
As an idiot?
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Excuse me.
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Wow.
That guy can shop.
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♪ I do the fireball ♪
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♪ that's how
I kill 'em all ♪
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Thank you.
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♪ I do the creepy crawl ♪
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Everything you gave him,
Please.
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♪ crazy legs
Like daddy long ♪
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♪ because I keep on,
Keep on movin' ♪
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♪ don't stop,
There's nothing to it ♪
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♪ I keep on,
Keep on movin' ♪
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♪ don't stop ♪
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I eat this now.
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♪ there's nothing to it ♪
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♪ I do the frankenstein ♪
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♪ that's why
You look so fine ♪
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♪ I do the spanish fly ♪
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♪ that's how
I make you mine ♪
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♪ let's go! ♪
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Uh,
Paper or plastic?
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How are we playing this,
Chief?
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I am sad sometimes
When I am home alone.
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I used to cook big meal
For all of my boys,
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But now that they sent back
To my country, no more.
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Let's talk about your boys
Being taken--
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Excuse me, lauren,
I don't think we fully explored
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The cooking aspect
Of this yet.
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Fausta,
Were you a good cook?
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Your boys, were they...
Grande?
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Muy grandes,
And fat, round, happy,
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Always
Bellies full.
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Filled with what
Primarily?
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Did they feast exclusively
On mexican, or--?
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Oh, no,
Ryanking.
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I cook everything.
Mexican, french, italian.
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Really?
'cause I have just come into
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A boatload
Of confusing ingredients.
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Okay, fausta, I'm sensing that
You're attaching nourishment
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With validation
That you're a good mother.
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She said
"Validation."
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Like
Parking validation.
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Psst!
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Stop it.
- like where she works.
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Stop it!
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No,
No more secrets.
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We know you're a valet.
We have to talk about this.
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How do you guys know this?
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- sonia followed you.
- oh.
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I'm sorry, you're
In charge of my mental health,
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And you're also
A valet parker?
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I'm a parking services
Manager.
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Right,
But they still make you
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Wear one of those vests,
Though, don't they?
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Okay, this is just
A temporary situation.
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I love
What I do in this group so much
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That I want to dedicate
My life to it,
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So I'm studying
For my master's.
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These masters, they force you
To study and also to park cars?
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Keep going,
I'll explain.
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Look,
Between school and you guys,
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I just need a job
That has flexible hours,
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So can we please
Talk about something else?
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I have some great activities
Planned.
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Fill yourself
With a sense of wonder.
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I wonder why you couldn't
Get a better job.
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If you must know,
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I'm taking my test for my
Real estate license next week,
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And I have a really good feeling
About it this time.
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Well, um,
"This time?"
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Yeah, I failed three times.
No big deal.
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Everybody up.
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You can't pass
A real estate exam?
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You're not qualified
To take 4% for doing nothing?
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Yes,
Mr. "K."
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Does this mean
That you're stupid?
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Hey, no.
She's not stupid.
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I mean, look how much
She's helped all of us.
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You're not stupid,
Are you?
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No, I'm in great in here,
Because I trust you guys, okay?
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I just have really, really,
Really bad test anxiety.
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Okay? The room spins
And the clock ticks,
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And I hear my inner voice
Telling me I'm not good enough.
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We can help.
I'll quiz you.
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I can make flash cards,
And we can study,
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And eat ice cream,
And talk about boys.
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Just the two of us.
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No, thank you,
But no.
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Now, can we please just
Get back to doing
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The good work
That we do here?
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Let's just dig deep
Within ourselves, and--
248
00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:49,089
And...Time.
249
00:09:56,387 --> 00:09:59,431
Oh, no.
What are you doing here?
250
00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:02,059
- I own this hotel.
- hmm.
251
00:10:02,060 --> 00:10:03,769
Not really. Wouldn't it
Be cool, though, if I did?
252
00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:05,187
I could jump on the beds
Whenever I wanted to.
253
00:10:05,188 --> 00:10:06,939
Yeah, ryan, I--
254
00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:09,107
I'm just a little worried,
So I figured I'd check on you.
255
00:10:09,108 --> 00:10:12,027
I know you have a thing
About boundaries with the group,
256
00:10:12,028 --> 00:10:13,987
But I figured,
Since I was the special one--
257
00:10:13,988 --> 00:10:15,113
You're not
The special one.
258
00:10:15,114 --> 00:10:16,824
I'm a special one.
259
00:10:16,825 --> 00:10:18,826
What can I do
To help?
260
00:10:18,827 --> 00:10:21,078
Nothing.
It's very kind of you,
261
00:10:21,079 --> 00:10:23,122
But I really don't want you
To worry about me, okay?
262
00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:25,332
You! Didn't I tell you
To have my car washed?
263
00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:27,292
See, this is why
I don't tip.
264
00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:31,171
Hey! This vested lady
Is a saint,
265
00:10:31,172 --> 00:10:34,216
So if you come around here
And yell at her again,
266
00:10:34,217 --> 00:10:35,676
You're not
Gonna have to deal with her,
267
00:10:35,677 --> 00:10:37,135
You're gonna have to
Deal with me,
268
00:10:37,136 --> 00:10:38,387
And I got
A lot of friends.
269
00:10:38,388 --> 00:10:39,721
Eight of them
Are crazy
270
00:10:39,722 --> 00:10:41,306
And one of them's
Back from the dead.
271
00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:43,934
Yeah, go.
Scoot!
272
00:10:43,935 --> 00:10:45,103
Scoot faster.
273
00:10:49,190 --> 00:10:50,732
Great pick-up dog,
Right?
274
00:10:50,733 --> 00:10:52,276
Got him from
My downstairs neighbor.
275
00:10:52,277 --> 00:10:54,194
The one
With the ear discs?
276
00:10:54,195 --> 00:10:56,196
No, the one
With the neck tattoo.
277
00:10:56,197 --> 00:10:57,489
You've got to move out
Of that building, man.
278
00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:58,782
Yeah.
279
00:10:58,783 --> 00:11:01,285
Okay, okay, okay.
Here come some women now.
280
00:11:01,286 --> 00:11:04,204
- sure you're ready to do this?
- wouldn't be here if I wasn't.
281
00:11:04,205 --> 00:11:06,331
Hello, ladies.
282
00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:09,418
I'm ryan, and this is
Special agent steven utah,
283
00:11:09,419 --> 00:11:10,794
With the atf.
- hi.
284
00:11:10,795 --> 00:11:12,921
Oh,
And this is peaches.
285
00:11:12,922 --> 00:11:14,506
Either
He really likes you,
286
00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:16,800
Or you've been handling
Class four explosives.
287
00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:20,304
Wait,
Is that a wedding ring?
288
00:11:20,305 --> 00:11:21,972
Oh, yeah,
It's not what you think.
289
00:11:21,973 --> 00:11:24,766
I'm not a married guy,
I'm just a widower
290
00:11:24,767 --> 00:11:26,894
Who's talking to women
Far too early.
291
00:11:26,895 --> 00:11:28,812
Oh.
292
00:11:28,813 --> 00:11:31,356
But back to you.
293
00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:33,775
You think it's weird
That I'm still wearing the ring?
294
00:11:33,776 --> 00:11:35,319
It feels like I'd be
Letting go of something,
295
00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:36,320
But part of me
Isn't ready to.
296
00:11:36,321 --> 00:11:37,404
Not fruitful.
297
00:11:37,405 --> 00:11:38,906
You know what?
We don't hike.
298
00:11:38,907 --> 00:11:41,533
His name is steven,
But he's not an atf agent.
299
00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:42,701
This isn't even
Our dog.
300
00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:44,829
We're just
A couple of regular guys who...
301
00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:49,499
Have an incredibly popular
Radio show.
302
00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:51,835
Really?
You guys have a show?
303
00:11:51,836 --> 00:11:53,837
Uh, only every day.
304
00:11:55,423 --> 00:11:58,008
People always say mindy and I
Should have our own show,
305
00:11:58,009 --> 00:12:01,887
Because we say
The most outrageous things.
306
00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:03,513
Like, we were just talking
About our favorite
307
00:12:03,514 --> 00:12:06,934
Frozen yogurt flavor and
Becca goes, "Blue."
308
00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:09,269
That is outrageous.
309
00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:10,979
I know.
310
00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:12,564
You guys should come down
To the radio station.
311
00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:14,066
We'll put you
On the air.
312
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,901
- okay.
- really? Sure--
313
00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:17,152
- great.
- okay.
314
00:12:17,153 --> 00:12:19,863
So why don't you guys
Give us your numbers,
315
00:12:19,864 --> 00:12:22,032
And we'll finish
Our last hike ever,
316
00:12:22,033 --> 00:12:24,035
And see you
Tomorrow night.
317
00:12:29,540 --> 00:12:30,916
Get in.
318
00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:32,876
You promised
You wouldn't be menacing.
319
00:12:32,877 --> 00:12:35,212
Who is gonna get in a van
With someone like you?
320
00:12:35,213 --> 00:12:36,588
No one.
321
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,256
Guys,
What is going on?
322
00:12:38,257 --> 00:12:40,008
We're helping you,
Lauren.
323
00:12:40,009 --> 00:12:41,176
Yeah, we care about you,
Lauren.
324
00:12:41,177 --> 00:12:42,970
Grab her!
- no, stop!
325
00:12:42,971 --> 00:12:45,097
Everyone,
Stop being weird in my van!
326
00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:47,975
Look, you say helping
Other people can be therapeutic.
327
00:12:47,976 --> 00:12:50,435
Maybe helping you
Could help with our healing.
328
00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:51,812
Owen.
329
00:12:51,813 --> 00:12:53,939
Okay, yeah, sometimes I listen
When you say things.
330
00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:55,148
Let's not make a thing of it.
Just get in.
331
00:12:55,149 --> 00:12:56,274
All right.
332
00:12:58,194 --> 00:13:00,237
♪ fausta cooked
This meal for me ♪
333
00:13:00,238 --> 00:13:02,239
♪ I didn't have to do anything ♪
334
00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:04,282
♪ we have
A bit of a language barrier ♪
335
00:13:04,283 --> 00:13:06,284
♪ and I took advantage
Of the situat-- ♪
336
00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:08,537
- what you got there?
- ah!
337
00:13:11,249 --> 00:13:14,126
Can we talk about
How you arrive here?
338
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:15,335
How about
A little warning?
339
00:13:15,336 --> 00:13:16,586
Maybe you could ring a bell
Or something?
340
00:13:16,587 --> 00:13:19,297
I said
You had to cook.
341
00:13:19,298 --> 00:13:20,590
Would you stop
Pushing me?
342
00:13:20,591 --> 00:13:22,050
Why?
343
00:13:22,051 --> 00:13:23,301
Because I'm not the one
Who didn't do
344
00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:25,303
What they were
Supposed to do here.
345
00:13:25,304 --> 00:13:26,471
We had a deal.
346
00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:28,640
We were gonna be together
Till we were 90.
347
00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:30,434
You'd be spry
And into gardening,
348
00:13:30,435 --> 00:13:33,228
I would have great,
Old-guy hair like robert wagner.
349
00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:36,273
And when it was time to cook
You would do everything,
350
00:13:36,274 --> 00:13:38,358
And I would stand next to you
And said funny things
351
00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:40,193
About my day
That would made you laugh.
352
00:13:40,194 --> 00:13:43,071
Why are you here?
353
00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:45,157
It's not about shopping
And cooking.
354
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:48,118
Tell me
Why you're here.
355
00:13:48,119 --> 00:13:49,202
Nope.
356
00:13:49,203 --> 00:13:52,456
Well, then can you,
Perhaps, un-die?
357
00:13:52,457 --> 00:13:54,332
I cannot.
358
00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:56,501
All right, well,
Then we're done.
359
00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:59,463
Thank you for ruining my dinner.
Now, if you'll excuse me,
360
00:13:59,464 --> 00:14:02,174
I'm going to go up to my bedroom
And slowly starve to death.
361
00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:04,384
I'll see you
In 18 days.
362
00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:07,180
This
I don't miss.
363
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:16,063
- come on.
- what exactly
364
00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:18,482
Are you guys gonna teach me?
I already know all the answers.
365
00:14:18,483 --> 00:14:19,775
I just can't handle
The pressure.
366
00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:21,485
We can train you,
Like the military did me.
367
00:14:22,653 --> 00:14:24,321
If you simulate
A stressful situation,
368
00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:26,573
You gradually
Become desensitized. Watch.
369
00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:28,241
Somebody
Punch me in the--
370
00:14:28,242 --> 00:14:29,493
All:
- huh.
371
00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:31,286
Wasn't gonna say,
"Face."
372
00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:33,288
- uh.
- impressive right hook, though.
373
00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:35,248
I'm in agony.
- thanks.
374
00:14:35,249 --> 00:14:40,670
So we are gonna simulate
Test conditions.
375
00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:43,965
Okay,
The room starts to spin.
376
00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:45,133
The clock
Starts to tick.
377
00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:46,968
Tick, tock, tick, tock,
Tick, tock...
378
00:14:46,969 --> 00:14:48,595
The annoying girl
Finishes first.
379
00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:49,596
It's me.
380
00:14:49,597 --> 00:14:50,722
You hear
Your inner voice.
381
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,432
You're a failure.
You're a failure!
382
00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:55,477
Put on the costume!
You will dance for me!
383
00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:57,020
Uh, yeah,
It doesn't make much sense,
384
00:14:57,021 --> 00:14:59,648
But she was really insistent
About what she wanted to yell.
385
00:14:59,649 --> 00:15:01,942
Tick, tock, tick, tock...
386
00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:05,612
"What is the meaning
Of a quiet title action?"
387
00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:07,405
You are weak.
You're all alone.
388
00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:08,907
You never got to
Go to summer camp
389
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:11,076
'cause you had to visit your
Angry grandparents in tokyo!
390
00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:12,577
This is so easy.
391
00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:14,996
I got this one, and I got
That one, and I am so pretty.
392
00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:17,499
A quiet title action
Is when you purchase property
393
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:19,042
Through
A dummy transaction!
394
00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:21,629
How did I do?
395
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:26,091
You got
A perfect score.
396
00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:27,551
Yeah!
397
00:15:27,552 --> 00:15:29,678
You did it, sweetie!
100!
398
00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:31,054
- yes!
- oh!
399
00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:32,639
No, I know
I didn't do that well.
400
00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:34,599
What did I
Really get?
401
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,101
65.
402
00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:37,310
But you passed.
403
00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:38,603
No, no, no, hold--
404
00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:39,604
Tell me the truth.
405
00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:41,106
30.
406
00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:42,566
- really?
- 25.
407
00:15:42,567 --> 00:15:43,733
Oh, god. I'm going to be
408
00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:45,026
Wearing that vest
For the rest of my life!
409
00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:47,112
It was a 22.
410
00:16:21,022 --> 00:16:24,065
Look at you.
You're so proud of yourself.
411
00:16:24,066 --> 00:16:25,734
I am pretty proud
Of myself.
412
00:16:25,735 --> 00:16:28,069
Uh, do you want me to fix you
A plate? Do you eat?
413
00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:29,321
Oh, no, no.
I'm dead.
414
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:30,822
Right.
415
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,324
I'll sit with you,
Though.
416
00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:34,327
Okay.
417
00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:43,251
If I start
Taking care of myself,
418
00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:46,254
Then I'm really admitting
That you're never coming back,
419
00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:49,090
But I have to
Move on.
420
00:16:49,091 --> 00:16:51,092
That's why you're here,
Isn't it?
421
00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:54,304
Look at him.
He cooks,
422
00:16:54,305 --> 00:16:56,431
He understands
Messages from the beyond.
423
00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:58,558
He is
Quite a fella.
424
00:16:58,559 --> 00:17:01,436
Janie, I've missed you
So much.
425
00:17:01,437 --> 00:17:06,107
I really wanted to see
That robert wagner hair.
426
00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:09,361
Yeah.
427
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:11,488
I've still got a lot
To learn, you know.
428
00:17:11,489 --> 00:17:14,491
You paid all the bills,
I don't know how to do laundry,
429
00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:17,244
Folding
Is confusing and hard,
430
00:17:17,245 --> 00:17:19,579
And how did you make our bed
Look like that every morning?
431
00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:21,539
Were you in the army?
How did you do that?
432
00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:25,627
I'll be back.
433
00:17:25,628 --> 00:17:28,381
Good.
434
00:17:34,262 --> 00:17:36,596
What's
The itunes password?
435
00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:39,600
Ugh! I keep forgetting
To ask her!
436
00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:47,107
Wow! It's so cool
That you guys get to work here.
437
00:17:47,108 --> 00:17:49,484
Oh, well, don't tell me,
I'm just a lowly producer,
438
00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:51,654
Tell steven,
He's the on-air talent.
439
00:17:57,451 --> 00:18:00,495
He is so secure
In his celebrity
440
00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:02,706
That he allows them
To hang a giant picture of me
441
00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:05,333
Up on the walls. Not a lot of
Stars would do that.
442
00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:06,543
Both: oh.
- no.
443
00:18:06,544 --> 00:18:07,794
Not a lot of stars
Would do that.
444
00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:09,546
I'm the star.
I am the star.
445
00:18:09,547 --> 00:18:11,756
- that's cute.
- that's really nice.
446
00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:14,759
Okay, you two,
I'm gonna flick this switch,
447
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:15,802
And then you'll be
On the air,
448
00:18:15,803 --> 00:18:17,762
Talking
To millions of americans.
449
00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:21,433
Ready?
Three, two, one.
450
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:22,684
- we're on? Okay.
- okay.
451
00:18:22,685 --> 00:18:25,478
- they're not on the air, right?
- of course not.
452
00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:26,730
What's
That switch do?
453
00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:28,648
Oh, it tells a bunch of people
That I'm hungry.
454
00:18:28,649 --> 00:18:30,650
Should we open up their mics
And hear what they're saying?
455
00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:32,068
Okay.
456
00:18:32,069 --> 00:18:34,779
He's half-chow, they told me
The other half is pug,
457
00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:37,532
But you know what I really think
The other half is?
458
00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:40,702
Person,
Because he's so smart.
459
00:18:40,703 --> 00:18:42,871
And that's
Enough of that.
460
00:18:42,872 --> 00:18:44,331
This is fun!
461
00:18:44,332 --> 00:18:46,541
Yeah,
I'm having fun too, buddy.
462
00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:47,709
You know what would make it
Even better?
463
00:18:47,710 --> 00:18:49,044
If I got
Out of here?
464
00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:50,920
I was actually thinking,
If they got out of here.
465
00:18:50,921 --> 00:18:53,173
Last few days
Have been great.
466
00:18:53,174 --> 00:18:55,383
You gave ashley a hard time,
We went on that hike,
467
00:18:55,384 --> 00:18:56,843
We haven't done
This kind of thing in a while.
468
00:18:56,844 --> 00:18:59,721
Yeah, I got the new madden,
A bottle of scotch,
469
00:18:59,722 --> 00:19:01,806
And, oddly, an entire turkey
Back at my house.
470
00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:03,975
Perfect.
What do we tell the girls?
471
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:05,727
We could tell them
We're about to get drunk,
472
00:19:05,728 --> 00:19:07,979
Eat an entire turkey,
And play videogames.
473
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,857
- yeah.
- yeah.
474
00:19:10,941 --> 00:19:12,192
It's going well.
475
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,739
There's something magic
About a great team.
476
00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:18,990
Oh!
477
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:21,826
Jordan needed pippen.
Never won without him.
478
00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:24,287
Lebron never won
Before dwyane wade.
479
00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:27,374
Some people got game
They didn't even know they had
480
00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:28,833
Before the right person
Came along
481
00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:32,253
And made them step it up
And just be better.
482
00:19:32,254 --> 00:19:36,424
Sure, you can be like kobe,
Send away shaq and phil jackson,
483
00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:38,218
Think you can
Do it yourself,
484
00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:40,762
But don't be a hero.
485
00:19:40,763 --> 00:19:42,305
Take the help.
486
00:19:42,306 --> 00:19:43,848
When I say,
"Begin,"
487
00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:46,476
You'll have two hours
To complete the exam.
488
00:19:46,477 --> 00:19:49,979
Excuse me, nerd?
Can I cheat off you?
489
00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:51,981
I'm sorry.
Never mind. I'm sorry.
490
00:19:54,944 --> 00:19:58,238
Okay, guys, come on.
491
00:19:58,239 --> 00:19:59,322
Let's go.
492
00:19:59,323 --> 00:20:01,367
Why don't you sit
Right over there?
493
00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:06,037
- hi. Sorry.
- pardon me, I'm here.
494
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:07,872
- I need this desk.
- I hope you don't mind.
495
00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:09,874
- sorry.
- there's on back there.
496
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:12,377
What are you guys
Doing here?
497
00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:14,879
You're great
With us around you.
498
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:17,465
Be great.
499
00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:20,386
Okay, everyone.
You can begin.
500
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:27,767
So, I had kind of
An interesting week.
501
00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:29,353
Not that kind
Of a circle.
502
00:20:32,022 --> 00:20:33,022
The parsley in
Before I saute it.
503
00:20:33,023 --> 00:20:34,023
Yes, exactly.
504
00:20:34,024 --> 00:20:35,567
I passed!
505
00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:37,068
And I got a job!
506
00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:38,653
And they gave me
My own real estate jacket!
507
00:20:41,449 --> 00:20:43,658
How totally
Unflattering.
508
00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:45,285
I know!
509
00:20:45,286 --> 00:20:50,081
You guys, thank you so much.
I got a 92.
510
00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:56,337
Good job, boss.
511
00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:59,549
Did we all score 100?
512
00:20:59,550 --> 00:21:01,634
We're real estate agents!
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