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Welcome back to
The ryan king show.
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It's a brand new season,
Football fans,
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Full of hope and promise.
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We've eaten the broccoli
That is baseball,
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And now it's time
For dessert.
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But first, today.
Cut day.
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Rosters slashed to 53 men.
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You woke up this morning
A denver bronco,
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You'll go to bed
A gym teacher.
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Damn it!
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I'm a coach,
The cuts just don't happen.
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I can't lower the boom.
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Ryan king cannot deliver
Bad news.
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Ow.
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Hola, senor ryan.
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Hola, miguel.
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Such a nice day, I figured
I'd sneak out my window,
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And...
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Pretend I'm a snake.
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Como esta janie?
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Janie's great.
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She's great, you--
You just missed her.
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She's probably
Out buying something.
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Senoritas be shoppin', huh?
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Ah.
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Estas naranjas
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Son para janie.
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Right.
Because janie loves oranges.
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Alive, alive janie.
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So you can't tell
Your gardener janie died?
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I just can't take
The outpouring, you know?
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The guy loved her.
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And, I'm sorry, but he
Is born of a people who,
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As a rule, are not known
For the containment
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Of their emotions.
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Estupidos, my people?
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No control emotion?
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I mess with you, ryan king.
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It's just that every time
I tell someone,
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It's such a thing,
You know?
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I should just get a t-shirt
That says, "Janie died."
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Or vanity plates
That say "Dead wife."
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Maybe sharing the news
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Could be part
Of the healing process.
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That's too many letters.
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Excuse me?
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California plates
Have seven letters.
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"Dead wife" is eight.
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Eight without a space.
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Great, then I won't get
A license plate
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That says "Dead wife."
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For that reason.
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You could do
"D-e-d w-y-f."
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Ooh, that works,
And you get the space.
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You know, you can check online
To see if they're available.
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Okay, you know--
You guys,
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I think we're getting
A little bit off-topic.
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"She dead,"
"S-h-e d-e-d"?
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- "D-e-d w-y-f" is taken.
- guys, are we--
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It is?
Seriously?
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I have some issues
To discuss,
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Should I just go down
To the dmv?
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- no--
- oh--try "Nomo wyf."
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Oh--I mis-typed,
But "She daed" is available.
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Okay.
You know what, guys?
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I'm--I'm just gonna
Tell the gardener.
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- good.
- I'm just gonna tell him,
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And hope he
Doesn't freak out.
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He won't if you
Keep it light.
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Like this.
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♪ boopie boopie
Boop boop,
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♪ boopie boopie
Boop boop, boop ♪
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She "Daed."
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I don't want to sit
Next to him anymore.
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Good morning, everyone.
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I come bearing treats!
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Okay, so,
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I got your fancy new car
Coming in on thursday,
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I set up your interview
With aaron rodgers,
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And you are hitting people
On purpose, aren't ya?
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I lost my wife.
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People aren't calling me
On things,
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It'd be silly
Not to take advantage.
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So, you are getting
A porsche, huh?
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Yes, but don't judge.
I always wanted one,
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And janie always wanted me
To go for it.
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She also wanted you
To develop a spiritual side
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And give more to charity.
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Yes, but those seem
Less fast and awesome.
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Dude, you getting sleep?
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You emailed me again at, like,
3:00 in the morning.
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I got big ideas, I don't know
When they're gonna come!
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I don't know when
Inspiration's gonna hit me.
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Your email read,
"Do something with
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Peyton manning
And dakota fanning."
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I'm telling you, I think
There's something there.
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Seriously, I know
You're going through a lot.
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Is everything okay
With your...
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Stuff?
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'cause if you ever
Needed to...You know,
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Or do...Whatever,
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I could...That.
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Thank you, steven,
That was very inspirational.
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I'm gonna go knit that
On a pillow.
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A giant, endless pillow.
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Poor guy.
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At least he's got
His support group.
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But I'm his friend.
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Does he know he can
Talk to me about janie?
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I doubt it.
You don't really give off
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The "Let's go deep" vibe.
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Well, he's never
Needed me for that.
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I make okay things good
And good things great.
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He wants to get a beer,
I say let's get two beers.
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He wants to go to dinner,
I say let's go to vegas.
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I've never had to make
Something sad less sad.
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I want to be able to help.
I think I can.
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Can you?
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You tell me.
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Aah--oh.
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How does this feel?
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Stupid, weird, bad.
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Good.
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You let it all out.
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Dinner time's
The worst for me.
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Some man nurse
Comes to my room,
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Tells me it's time
To be hungry at 4:00 p.M.
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La puesta del sol.
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A mi marido le encanta
La puesta del sol.
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The end of the day,
Everything's quiet,
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The kids are asleep.
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We'd always
Have a glass of wine.
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1:23 a.M.
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That's very specific.
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Every night, 1:23 a.M.,
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Janie used to roll over
In her sleep
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And slap me in the face
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And scare the living hell
Out of me.
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So I used to wake up
At that exact moment
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Every night, you know,
To brace myself.
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And I still do.
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And now, when that oddly strong
Little arm doesn't come,
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I realize
That she's gone--
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Again--
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And it's lonely,
You know?
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It's 1:23 a.M.,
There's no one to call.
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That was very good, ryan.
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I also get up
Around then...
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And I'm even more upset.
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Don't do that.
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Okay.
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Hey, new guy.
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I'm on board,
You're doing good work.
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- you really are, man.
- yeah.
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Thanks, I'm trying.
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Who would've thought
On top of everything else,
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I'd be so good
At personal growth?
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I am a special dude.
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What makes guys
Be like you?
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And you have all
Been terrific, too.
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I didn't think I'd get much
Out of this,
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But you guys
Make it easy.
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I appreciate you.
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Aww--
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I thought we were all
Gonna do that.
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Ryan!
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Ryan king!
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Tim!
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And other work people!
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What are you
Doing here, man?
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I'm here to play.
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Heard about the game.
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Thanks for showing me
Where the basketball court is,
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Random group of people
I saw walking.
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Did he just walk away?
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- yes.
- yeah, he did.
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Aren't you gonna change?
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Nah, I think sports have
Gotten too casual these days.
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Let's do this.
- all right, let's go.
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Hey, you're late.
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Yeah, it's 'cause
My new porsche isn't here yet.
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Doesn't come till thursday.
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And if I've done the conversion
From kilometers correctly,
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That sucker can go
800 miles an hour.
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So...
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Life, huh?
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Some assembly required,
Am I right?
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Yeah. What?
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It's okay.
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I'm scared too.
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Could we get some bread
Over here?
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You know who loved bread?
Janie.
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She'd often put butter on it--
Not in a showy way.
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It was just about her
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And that bread
That she loved so much.
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You know, I'm really
Starting to regret
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Not having you speak
At the funeral.
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Maybe no janie talk.
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Can you imagine the bread
That they have in heaven?
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Maybe no talk at all.
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Your hand
Is doing something weird.
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You guys
Need another minute?
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No!
Nope, ready to go.
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Bring us two of anything.
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Two skirt steaks,
Two cereals.
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Don't leave, though.
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You stay here
And have someone else go get it.
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Buenos dias, senor ryan.
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Ahh--
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Janie.
Donde?
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Oh, you, uh--
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Want me to ask her?
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Janie!
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Uh, the gardener's here,
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And he has a little plant
He doesn't know where to--
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Miguel, I-I can't lie
To you anymore.
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Janie is...
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On vacation.
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That's another lie.
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Janie is...
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Muerto.
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Yeah, she muerto'd
A couple of months ago.
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Muerta?
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Please don't be sad.
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♪ boopie boopie boop boop,
Boopie boopie boop boop ♪
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I'm sorry,
I'm going through a lot, man.
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Lo siento, ay?
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When it's my turn
To talk,
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I got some great stuff
To share.
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All right.
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Who wants to go first?
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- senorita.
- uh, anne.
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Thank you, lauren.
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I have something
That I would like to discuss.
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Why didn't this jackass
Introduce us to his friends?
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That was my question--
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- that was mine too.
- right.
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Exactly what
I was going to say.
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Seriously? This is about
The basketball thing?
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This is about you
Being embarrassed by us.
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We're here to
Meet your friends,
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And we gonna show you
What "Embarrassed" is.
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That's why we're all
Dressed up to play.
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You're all--
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Dressed up,
That's right.
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We all decided to suit up...
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And mingle with your buddies.
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- we're ryan king's friends...
- that plan was canceled.
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Please don't say anything.
- and we all came to play!
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Isn't that right?
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Yeah!
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I'm not embarrassed
By you guys.
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Oh, come on, you think
We're a bunch of losers.
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Well, it is
A support group for loss,
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So, technically--
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Fausta, what did we say
About hitting?
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I only get one.
258
00:09:45,835 --> 00:09:47,920
- she gets one?
- mm-hmm.
259
00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:49,838
Look, I'm not ashamed
Of you guys.
260
00:09:49,839 --> 00:09:51,757
I appreciate
What we do in here,
261
00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:54,676
I'd just like to keep it
Contained to this room.
262
00:09:54,677 --> 00:09:55,928
Oh, like a virus?
263
00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:58,847
Or some kind of
Captured sewer monster?
264
00:09:58,848 --> 00:10:00,724
Can we get back
To what this room does well,
265
00:10:00,725 --> 00:10:01,934
Helping ryan?
266
00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:03,936
I was up again
At 1:23 a.M.--
267
00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:05,771
It's not just about
What we do in this room.
268
00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:07,147
We hang out.
269
00:10:07,148 --> 00:10:08,732
Like thursday,
We're going bowling.
270
00:10:08,733 --> 00:10:10,192
Really?
Because that sounds like
271
00:10:10,193 --> 00:10:11,276
More of a friend thing.
272
00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:13,278
We are friends.
273
00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:15,113
And once a month,
We all get together and go out.
274
00:10:15,114 --> 00:10:16,698
It's fun.
- yeah, no.
275
00:10:16,699 --> 00:10:18,033
No, it's not.
276
00:10:18,034 --> 00:10:19,743
Owen makes me
Buy him beer,
277
00:10:19,744 --> 00:10:22,287
And fausta straddles
That ball return and shouts,
278
00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:23,372
"Here comes baby!"
279
00:10:23,373 --> 00:10:26,458
Ball shoots out
Like big baby!
280
00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:29,378
It's so funny.
- no, it sucks.
281
00:10:29,379 --> 00:10:33,423
But we do it--together--
Because we are a group.
282
00:10:33,424 --> 00:10:34,508
And you're gonna
Do it too.
283
00:10:34,509 --> 00:10:37,845
See, I think my thing
Might be more
284
00:10:37,846 --> 00:10:38,971
Not doing that.
285
00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:41,306
Wow! You think
You're better than us.
286
00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:43,350
I don't understand.
Why isn't he coming?
287
00:10:43,351 --> 00:10:45,310
We're great!
Aren't we?
288
00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:46,436
I'm feeling very judged
Right now.
289
00:10:46,437 --> 00:10:48,355
If you lose it,
I'm gonna throw up!
290
00:10:48,356 --> 00:10:50,023
Okay, everybody,
Let's calm down--
291
00:10:50,024 --> 00:10:52,943
What does a big shot like you
Do on thursday night?
292
00:10:52,944 --> 00:10:55,070
Hang out with your
Big shot friends
293
00:10:55,071 --> 00:10:58,407
In big shot steak houses
In big shot town?
294
00:10:58,408 --> 00:11:01,076
Well, my new porsche
Does come that night.
295
00:11:01,077 --> 00:11:02,828
- oh, my god!
- come on!
296
00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:04,997
That's right!
I am gonna drive around town
297
00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:06,248
And crank some '80s tunes.
298
00:11:06,249 --> 00:11:07,833
Huey lewis may be involved.
299
00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:09,418
And the news, possibly.
300
00:11:09,419 --> 00:11:11,712
I love you guys in here.
301
00:11:11,713 --> 00:11:16,758
It's very valuable.
I'm just not looking for more.
302
00:11:16,759 --> 00:11:17,926
Yes, mr. K.
303
00:11:17,927 --> 00:11:20,846
May I follow ryan
Around town
304
00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:21,930
In my chevette?
305
00:11:21,931 --> 00:11:23,181
Yes.
306
00:11:23,182 --> 00:11:24,224
Yes?
307
00:11:24,225 --> 00:11:26,227
Yes!
308
00:11:45,914 --> 00:11:49,499
Do you ever watch sports
In the middle of the night?
309
00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:52,377
I'd call it a wasteland,
But to call it a wasteland
310
00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:55,715
Would suggest some sort of fun,
Post-apocalyptic adventure.
311
00:11:57,216 --> 00:11:58,800
Still won't let me in.
312
00:11:58,801 --> 00:12:01,094
Hmm. Did you try
Squeezing his hand?
313
00:12:01,095 --> 00:12:02,220
- yes!
- yeah, he told me.
314
00:12:02,221 --> 00:12:03,263
That's a weird move, man.
315
00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:04,848
What do I do?
316
00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:06,141
Be a guy.
317
00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:08,101
You know, back in kentucky,
You'd go hunting.
318
00:12:08,102 --> 00:12:09,478
You'd punch each other
In the face.
319
00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:11,146
You'd get drunk
And fall off a roof.
320
00:12:11,147 --> 00:12:14,107
I choose fake sports.
321
00:12:14,108 --> 00:12:16,193
World's strongest man
Competition,
322
00:12:16,194 --> 00:12:18,738
Spelling bees,
Pie-eating contests.
323
00:12:23,493 --> 00:12:24,868
You thought that he
Wanted to hug you,
324
00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:27,829
But he wants to beat you.
325
00:12:27,830 --> 00:12:31,376
Oh, that's a good boss.
326
00:12:33,461 --> 00:12:34,836
Hola, senor ryan.
327
00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:36,922
Hola, miguel.
328
00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:38,215
Hey, thanks
For being normal.
329
00:12:38,216 --> 00:12:40,175
I'm not getting
A ton of that these days--
330
00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:43,220
Hel-lo.
331
00:12:43,221 --> 00:12:45,389
Miguel?
- si?
332
00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:48,558
Is there any chance that
This is being built here
333
00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:51,144
To be moved to an--
Another house
334
00:12:51,145 --> 00:12:54,815
Or perhaps to the bottom
Of the deep, blue sea?
335
00:12:54,816 --> 00:12:57,985
Es bueno, si?
336
00:12:57,986 --> 00:13:01,822
What's the opposite
Of "Bueno?"
337
00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:04,826
No, no, no--
338
00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:10,956
Ah, bueno.
339
00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:18,046
Porsche, answer!
340
00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:19,381
No?
341
00:13:19,382 --> 00:13:21,133
Really thought cars
Had come a lot further.
342
00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:24,970
Steven, hello.
- hey, ryan.
343
00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:27,055
Uh, I need you to meet me,
I got an idea for the two of us.
344
00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:28,390
It's gonna be great.
345
00:13:28,391 --> 00:13:29,433
Okay.
346
00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:31,476
Porsche,
Lock on his location.
347
00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:34,980
Engage!
348
00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:37,483
I'm not angry, porsche,
I'm just disappointed.
349
00:13:39,402 --> 00:13:43,488
Please, please, please,
Please, please, please, please.
350
00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:44,531
Whoa!
George--
351
00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:45,991
Facing the wrong way,
Buddy.
352
00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:47,200
I know where I'm facin'.
353
00:13:47,201 --> 00:13:50,037
I'm gonna knock down
That tall, white pin
354
00:13:50,038 --> 00:13:52,998
That told me to wear
My basketball uniform.
355
00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:55,500
- I'm sorry, he asked!
- where is he?
356
00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:58,003
Okay, we've officially
Bottomed out.
357
00:13:58,004 --> 00:13:59,129
Oh, ouch!
358
00:13:59,130 --> 00:14:02,299
The baby,
She is coming!
359
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:12,017
There he is.
360
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:15,145
Where are we?
361
00:14:15,146 --> 00:14:17,397
Abandoned lot, man!
362
00:14:17,398 --> 00:14:20,275
Perfect place for two men
To connect in a manly way.
363
00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:22,527
Here's the deal,
We're gonna get drunk
364
00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:24,196
And then we're gonna
Break some bottles.
365
00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:25,697
Then it's gonna
Get real, son.
366
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,240
Inhibitions, bye-bye.
367
00:14:27,241 --> 00:14:30,911
Everything you just said
Sounds so awful to me,
368
00:14:30,912 --> 00:14:32,538
Let's just hold hands again.
You wanna?
369
00:14:34,082 --> 00:14:35,457
Yeah!
370
00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:37,000
Oh, my god.
371
00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:38,251
I'm not finished.
372
00:14:38,252 --> 00:14:39,961
I have a gun.
- oh, my good god.
373
00:14:39,962 --> 00:14:41,213
No, this is an air gun.
374
00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:42,547
But it can still
Draw blood
375
00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:44,216
So we can still
Make mistakes.
376
00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:46,093
Have a drink, amigo.
- oh, I don't wanna.
377
00:14:46,094 --> 00:14:47,302
- yeah, do it.
- I'm not gonna.
378
00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:49,554
- dude, c'mon.
- I don't wanna, I'm not gonna.
379
00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:51,223
You gotta drink.
380
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:52,641
If you don't, then th--
381
00:14:52,642 --> 00:14:55,645
This all seems stupid.
382
00:14:57,230 --> 00:15:01,149
All you wanna do
Is go to the stupid group.
383
00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:04,194
Look, I know you're
Just trying to help,
384
00:15:04,195 --> 00:15:07,280
But you are...
385
00:15:07,281 --> 00:15:09,241
Really terrible at this.
- I know.
386
00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:11,327
I mean, awful.
387
00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:16,248
So this, uh, group,
388
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:19,376
They're good for you?
389
00:15:19,377 --> 00:15:22,712
Yeah...
390
00:15:22,713 --> 00:15:24,172
And I kind of
Abandoned them tonight.
391
00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:26,633
They had this group outing,
Bowling,
392
00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:31,263
And I didn't handle it
Very well.
393
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:33,723
Go to them.
394
00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:35,684
Now.
395
00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:38,645
Go, before I
Change my mind.
396
00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:42,107
Not really
For you to decide.
397
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:44,442
Man, the cops.
398
00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:46,987
- porsche! Ignition on!
- does it do that?
399
00:15:46,988 --> 00:15:48,281
- it should, right?
- yes!
400
00:15:52,451 --> 00:15:53,702
You used my ball.
401
00:15:53,703 --> 00:15:55,162
What difference
Does it make?
402
00:15:55,163 --> 00:15:57,498
I don't trust
Your fingers!
403
00:15:58,666 --> 00:16:00,417
Well, well, well.
404
00:16:00,418 --> 00:16:02,419
Look what the cat
Dragged in.
405
00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:03,670
Cats don't do that!
406
00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:06,798
It's a stereotype
Perpetuated by dog people.
407
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:08,425
Look, I'm sorry
408
00:16:08,426 --> 00:16:11,261
I acted like I didn't want
To be part of the group.
409
00:16:11,262 --> 00:16:13,638
And if you'll let me,
I would like to
410
00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:15,765
Not have fun
With you guys tonight.
411
00:16:15,766 --> 00:16:17,309
- aww--
- no!
412
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:18,602
No "Aww."
413
00:16:18,603 --> 00:16:19,644
Just tell me
When to do it then.
414
00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:20,562
When he's earned it.
415
00:16:20,563 --> 00:16:22,564
I came. I'm here.
416
00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:23,565
What more do you want?
417
00:16:23,566 --> 00:16:25,317
How's your car?
418
00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:26,318
Yeah.
419
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:27,485
New, expensive,
420
00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:30,280
And very precious to me.
421
00:16:30,281 --> 00:16:31,615
I wanna drive that bitch.
422
00:16:31,616 --> 00:16:34,618
You are on the wrong side
Of 0.08, my friend.
423
00:16:34,619 --> 00:16:37,078
We're not.
424
00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:39,539
Oh, it's so fast.
425
00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:41,791
Oh, it's so fast!
426
00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:45,503
Oh!
427
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:51,010
We, who are about to die,
Salute you.
428
00:16:58,184 --> 00:17:01,686
The baby,
She is coming!
429
00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:03,772
Yeah.
430
00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:10,612
Yeah!
431
00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:12,656
I'm not just blind,
432
00:17:12,657 --> 00:17:15,116
I can't drive stick!
433
00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:17,452
Whee!
434
00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:20,080
I want to be very clear,
435
00:17:20,081 --> 00:17:21,414
You're not cooler than me.
436
00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:22,791
You know it, I know it,
437
00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:25,585
And your car
Is about to know it.
438
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:12,841
- hey
- hello.
439
00:18:12,842 --> 00:18:14,634
What are you guys
Doing here?
440
00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:16,428
It's 1:23, right?
441
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,805
Isn't this
When you need someone?
442
00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:22,642
- hi.
- hi, come on in.
443
00:18:22,643 --> 00:18:23,935
They showed up
At my house
444
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:26,396
And told me
They were coming here.
445
00:18:26,397 --> 00:18:28,857
I just want to say,
From the bottom of my heart,
446
00:18:28,858 --> 00:18:31,192
That I took
A prescription sleeping pill,
447
00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:34,196
And I have no idea
What's happening.
448
00:18:35,573 --> 00:18:36,615
Is this your wife?
449
00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:39,534
No, that's wrigley field.
450
00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:40,910
It's pretty.
451
00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:42,287
Yeah.
452
00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:45,373
This is so nice
Of you guys.
453
00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:47,959
Am I the only one
Hearing mariachi music?
454
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:51,254
God, is that my gardener?
Is he still here?
455
00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:55,884
Wait, wait, wait--
You know this song?
456
00:18:55,885 --> 00:18:56,968
Is there any chance
It's called
457
00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:59,179
We're about to remove
This fountain?
458
00:18:59,180 --> 00:19:00,221
No.
459
00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:02,807
I told him about janie
460
00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:03,808
And he built this thing.
461
00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:06,519
It's weird, and--
462
00:19:08,731 --> 00:19:10,815
Wow.
463
00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:19,532
I finish.
464
00:19:22,953 --> 00:19:24,204
Gracias, miguel.
465
00:19:24,205 --> 00:19:27,374
A janie.
466
00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:30,251
To janie.
467
00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:32,420
Is this the group?
468
00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:33,838
You sing and cry
And stuff?
469
00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:35,840
I love this.
470
00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:37,342
What are you doing here?
471
00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:39,636
You said you wake up
Every night at 1:23.
472
00:19:39,637 --> 00:19:41,262
I wanted to be there
For you.
473
00:19:41,263 --> 00:19:43,932
It's 1:28.
We got here on time.
474
00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:46,935
It's five more minutes
Of helping.
475
00:19:46,936 --> 00:19:49,354
I'm glad you're here.
476
00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:53,316
Steven,
These are my friends.
477
00:19:53,317 --> 00:19:54,401
- aww?
- yes.
478
00:19:54,402 --> 00:19:56,277
Aww!
479
00:19:56,278 --> 00:19:57,362
And guys,
This is steven.
480
00:19:57,363 --> 00:20:00,323
He's my best friend.
- back in there.
481
00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:02,033
Hey.
- hi, sonia.
482
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:04,994
- hi, anne.
- steven.
483
00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:07,539
This is the one time
484
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:10,500
I'm ever going to say
"I told you so,"
485
00:20:10,501 --> 00:20:12,502
But this outpouring
You were trying to avoid
486
00:20:12,503 --> 00:20:14,254
May have been
Just what you needed.
487
00:20:15,798 --> 00:20:17,257
You may be right.
488
00:20:17,258 --> 00:20:20,260
Yeah.
489
00:20:20,261 --> 00:20:21,386
This is the one time
490
00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:23,304
I'm ever going to say
"I told you so,"
491
00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:25,849
But this outpouring
You were trying to avoid
492
00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:26,975
May have been
Just what you needed.
493
00:20:26,976 --> 00:20:28,726
Okay, honey.
494
00:20:28,727 --> 00:20:30,895
Let's get you some sleep.
495
00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:36,401
Yo te quiero
Y tu me quieres.
496
00:20:37,528 --> 00:20:40,572
Pero por maldito orgullo,
497
00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:45,661
Nunca voy a regresar.
498
00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:58,631
Oh, he's up.
We can make noise again.
499
00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:02,760
Oh, my god, slept late.
500
00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:04,345
Hey, buddy.
501
00:21:09,310 --> 00:21:11,644
What am I doing here?
502
00:21:11,645 --> 00:21:12,770
There's cereal.
503
00:21:14,690 --> 00:21:17,358
Bowl patrol.
504
00:21:18,652 --> 00:21:19,945
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