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Oh! Oh!
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I love you.
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Oh, my God.
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Mmm.
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No. No.
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Me.
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Oh, you got that.
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Thank you.
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So you got what? The Merry Christmas?
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That's it.
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I was like, what are you talking about?
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The rest of it's on film.
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You have to tell.
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You want to see what?
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There. Oh, yeah.
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I'm like, what? Don't you need to tell?
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Hi,
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son. Hi.
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Yeah You have some real fun pictures
from today to start you off to
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so yeah, I appreciate you doing that
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Do you guys use Reddit at all today?
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That's the big one for Reddit.
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Really? The vast majority of my fans
come from Reddit.
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I did a poll two weeks ago or something.
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I love Fedlife. It doesn't bring people
in.
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No.
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Same with Twitter.
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Lots of views, very little comments.
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Okay. Yeah.
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So I found the most comes from Reddit
and then like Pornhub.
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I'd actually have to work Christmas Eve.
I'm like, but it's not till, I mean,
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till four o 'clock. He's actually
working Christmas Eve too. Normally he
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doesn't. But he's like, if you're
working, I'm going to work it.
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So, cause he's a manager. So he's like,
I let everybody else off at three to
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told them. And then kind of like the
leftover till five. Yeah. As long as he
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his phone on and he's fine. Right. Clean
out, make sure everything's closed out.
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Yeah. Exactly.
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Yeah. All good.
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No, used to do is um i just bank up all
my pto like all year long and then
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december 10th december 12th i just take
off the rest of the year really they let
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you be like what is this emergency don't
call me call someone else last week he
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had off and he had like three or four
weeks he had i don't know a couple of
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he's like can i have like 15 days
probably could carry over so many and
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next year he actually gets five weeks
He's like, yeah. And then you're maxed
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at that point. You came from all the
other years at that point.
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But she took a couple of days, and his
phone was blowing up. He's like, nope.
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He's like, as soon as I saw one person,
I thought that was the other person.
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I mean, that was something I established
really early on. It was like, when I'm
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off work, I'm off work. I don't exist to
you.
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Yeah, the day he gets his phone, it's
still ringing off the hook. And I'm
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God, your day just never ends.
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Right. Something is literally on fire,
and I'm the only person that somehow put
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it out.
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I'm sure they're going to find somebody
else to help them. Right.
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Problems will resolve themselves.
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Emergency is, so I don't know. But
they'll figure it out, you know.
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They always do.
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They always do.
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I'm going to go get some food.
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I know. We're both hungry.
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Yeah. I don't like to eat before I play
like that. I didn't even realize I was
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hungry until you said that. I'm sorry.
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Yeah, I don't know where we're headed
to. I don't know.
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How's it going, guys?
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Cool. No water.
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Well, thank you.
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Have fun. I don't know that you want to
touch this or you want me to.
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