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Oh my god.
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Mm.
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Ugh.
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Thank you.
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Oh, you got that.
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Yeah.
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So we got what? The Merry Christmas?
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That's it.
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I was like, what are you talking about?
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Arrested us on film.
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You didn't have to tell.
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You want to see what?
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There.
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I'm like, what? Don't you need to tell?
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Yeah.
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You have some real fun pictures from
today to start you off too.
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Yeah, I appreciate you doing that.
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That's the big one.
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Really? The vast majority of my fans
come from Reddit.
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I did a poll two weeks ago or something.
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I love FetLife. It doesn't bring people
in.
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No.
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Same with Twitter.
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Lots of views, very little comments.
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Okay. Yeah.
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So I found the most comes from Reddit
and then, like, Pornhub.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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I'd actually have to work Christmas Eve.
I'm like, But it's not until, I mean,
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until 4 o 'clock.
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He's actually working Christmas Eve,
too. Normally he doesn't. But he's like,
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you're working, I'm going to work it.
May as well.
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So, because he's a manager, so he's
like, I'll let everybody else off at 3
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them, and then kind of like the leftover
until 5. Yeah. As long as he has his
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phone on him, he's fine. Right. Clean
out, make sure everything is closed out.
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Yeah. Firewall is out. Yeah.
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Exactly.
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Yep. It's all good.
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Oh, I used to. to do with um i just bank
up all my pto like all year long and
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then december 10th december 12th i just
take off the rest of the year really
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they let you be like what is this
emergency don't call me call someone
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week he had off and he had like three or
four weeks he had i don't know a couple
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of days he's like can i have like 15
days probably could carry over so many
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then next year he actually gets five
weeks he's like Yeah. And then that,
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that, you're maxed out at that point.
You can't from any and from all the
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years of that point.
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But, um, she took a couple of days and
his phone was blowing up. He's like, no,
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no. He's like, as soon as I thought one
person, I thought the other person, you
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know? I mean, that was something I
established really early on. It was
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when I'm off work, I'm off work. I don't
exist to you.
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His phone is still like ringing off the
hook. And I'm like, God, like your days
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never ends. Right. Well, something is
literally on fire and I'm the, only
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that has somehow put it out.
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I'm sure they're going to find somebody
else to help them. Right.
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Problems will resolve themselves.
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Emergency is.
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So, I don't know. But, they'll figure it
out, you know.
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They always do.
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They always do.
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I'm going to get some food.
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I know. We're both hungry.
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I don't like to eat before I play like
that. I didn't even realize I was hungry
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until you said that. I'm starving.
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Yeah, I don't know where we're headed
to. I don't know.
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How's it going, man?
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Cool. Thank you.
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I don't know if you want to touch this
or you want me to.
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