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You ready?
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Someone here. It's a woman.
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Son, you gotta stop watching that
reptile .com porn before you go to bed
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night. And you better hope that your
damn mother's not watching down from
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at you.
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Look at that low.
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You know what? You should see a doctor
about that. This isn't my life. Wait a
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minute.
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Hey, don't look at me.
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Well, you're probably wondering who I
am.
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I'm just a...
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Friendly ghost.
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Mom, that is.
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Don't judge me.
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Ghosts need lovin' too.
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God, I miss my little buddy. Six feet
under, but six inches deep. Am I right?
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Oh, yes.
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Oh,
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yes.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, my God. Yes.
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Thank you.
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just can't be.
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What do you mean, Dad? You've seen it
with your own eyes. I told you there was
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something weird going on here.
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What is that?
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It's your mother's favorite sex toy, but
it's covered in sexoplasm.
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Sexoplasm? What is that?
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It's ghost residue.
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Haven't you ever seen Nutbusters?
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I think your mother's trying to
communicate with us.
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You know what?
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Do you still have that old Ouija board
that we gave you for your birthday last
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year? Yeah, but that thing barely works,
and it's just a toy.
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Tomorrow night is Halloween.
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It's a time of the year where the veil
between the living and the dead is at
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thinnest. It's perfect.
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So?
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So, tomorrow night we're going to summon
your mother's dead spirit.
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Are there any spirits?
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Dad, stop fucking around. Are you moving
it? No, son. I'm not.
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Ask it something.
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Okay.
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Are you a ghost?
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What do you want from us?
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Cox it wants a Cox who who is this
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Mom
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Is
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it really you mom
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Andy, can you make yourself visible to
us?
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Hey, guys.
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Mom,
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why are you wearing that?
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Well, you see, the night I died... I
don't think we need to talk about this.
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Oh, come on. He deserves to know the
truth.
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Fine.
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The night I died, well, it was
Halloween.
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And... I wanted to wear something sexy
for Jack.
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But, well, it worked.
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And we had some of the best sex of our
lives.
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But right before I could have an orgasm,
you see... She had an aneurysm, and she
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croaked. And ever since then, she's been
cursed to walk around this house just
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horny and just a step ghost mom.
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Way to go, Dad. You killed her with your
cock. Hope you're happy.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Hold on. What if... What if we finish
what we started?
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Maybe that would reverse the curse and
it would set your spirit free.
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How do you know this?
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Son,
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have you ever seen Ghost?
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You kids nowadays don't know good
cinema.
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What do you think?
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I mean, it's worth a shot.
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hmm hmm
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I remember your teeth looking this good.
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That's amazing.
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I think this could work.
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You think so?
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Yeah.
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Oh wow.
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Oh my gosh.
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Ah!
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It's fucking cute. Oh yes,
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this is what I needed.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Why? Yes, like that. Yes.
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Yes. Like that.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, my God. Yes. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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Oh,
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yeah.
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Yes. Yes.
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Oh, fuck.
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Yeah, I do.
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I'm nothing like a father and son, you
know what I'm saying?
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, yes, yes, yes.
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Oh, yes.
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That's so nice to be together like this.
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Oh, my God.
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oh jeez ow
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It's okay.
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It's okay.
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Yeah. Mm -hmm.
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Mm
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-hmm.
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Oh, fuck.
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That's just so fucking gross. Yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, I fucking love it. I fucking love
it.
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Yes, yes, yes.
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Oh, yeah
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Oh, fuck.
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I love that, that's so good
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh,
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fuck yeah.
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Oh, fuck yeah.
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Oh, fuck, yeah.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh,
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yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
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Oh, fuck yeah. Fuck yeah. So what?
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Oh,
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fuck yeah.
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Oh, fuck yeah. Oh,
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fuck yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah. Oh, my God.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh. Yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh,
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yeah.
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Yeah. Yes.
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Yes. Yes.
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Thank you.
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I'm so lucky I get both of you like
this.
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Don't mind if I do.
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Oh, wow.
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Oh,
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yeah. Oh, yeah.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God,
yeah.
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Fuck yeah. Oh my
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God. Fuck
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yeah.
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Fuck yeah.
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So good.
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Oh, I can't wait
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to make both of you cum.
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Yes. Yes, I do.
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Both of you cum.
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Oh, right up. Yes.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, yes.
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So good.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yes, fill me up. Fill me up.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Yes, yes.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, I'm coming.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh,
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yeah. Come here, baby.
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Drop that pussy right down on my car.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, yes. I want you to come, too. Yes.
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me up to?
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Yeah.
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Yeah. Are you going to come inside me?
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Yeah.
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Yes, yes, yes.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. Tell me when you come.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Oh, you're come.
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Yeah. Give it to me.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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yes yes yes yes yes
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yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
yes yes
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yes yes yes yes
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Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
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Yeah.
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nothing's working.
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That was amazing. But I think I'll stay
here with my boys forever.
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