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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,250 --> 00:00:11,250 You ready? 2 00:02:03,690 --> 00:02:05,110 Someone here. It's a woman. 3 00:02:05,990 --> 00:02:10,690 Son, you gotta stop watching that reptile .com porn before you go to bed 4 00:02:10,690 --> 00:02:14,030 night. And you better hope that your damn mother's not watching down from 5 00:02:14,030 --> 00:02:15,030 at you. 6 00:02:15,970 --> 00:02:17,970 Look at that low. 7 00:02:19,270 --> 00:02:22,770 You know what? You should see a doctor about that. This isn't my life. Wait a 8 00:02:22,770 --> 00:02:23,770 minute. 9 00:02:27,050 --> 00:02:28,750 Hey, don't look at me. 10 00:02:29,270 --> 00:02:31,470 Well, you're probably wondering who I am. 11 00:02:31,850 --> 00:02:32,850 I'm just a... 12 00:02:33,050 --> 00:02:33,929 Friendly ghost. 13 00:02:33,930 --> 00:02:34,930 Mom, that is. 14 00:02:35,550 --> 00:02:36,550 Don't judge me. 15 00:02:36,750 --> 00:02:37,850 Ghosts need lovin' too. 16 00:03:02,670 --> 00:03:07,630 God, I miss my little buddy. Six feet under, but six inches deep. Am I right? 17 00:03:08,210 --> 00:03:11,210 Oh, yes. 18 00:03:12,070 --> 00:03:13,070 Oh, 19 00:03:14,430 --> 00:03:16,870 yes. 20 00:03:17,710 --> 00:03:19,450 Oh, yes. 21 00:03:20,170 --> 00:03:24,310 Oh, my God. Yes. 22 00:03:35,720 --> 00:03:36,720 Thank you. 23 00:05:05,740 --> 00:05:06,740 just can't be. 24 00:05:06,960 --> 00:05:10,360 What do you mean, Dad? You've seen it with your own eyes. I told you there was 25 00:05:10,360 --> 00:05:11,560 something weird going on here. 26 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:14,880 What is that? 27 00:05:15,700 --> 00:05:20,780 It's your mother's favorite sex toy, but it's covered in sexoplasm. 28 00:05:22,200 --> 00:05:24,100 Sexoplasm? What is that? 29 00:05:24,680 --> 00:05:25,920 It's ghost residue. 30 00:05:26,400 --> 00:05:27,600 Haven't you ever seen Nutbusters? 31 00:05:28,480 --> 00:05:31,040 I think your mother's trying to communicate with us. 32 00:05:32,660 --> 00:05:33,660 You know what? 33 00:05:34,480 --> 00:05:36,980 Do you still have that old Ouija board that we gave you for your birthday last 34 00:05:36,980 --> 00:05:42,380 year? Yeah, but that thing barely works, and it's just a toy. 35 00:05:43,180 --> 00:05:44,340 Tomorrow night is Halloween. 36 00:05:45,440 --> 00:05:49,920 It's a time of the year where the veil between the living and the dead is at 37 00:05:49,920 --> 00:05:51,400 thinnest. It's perfect. 38 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:53,400 So? 39 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:57,180 So, tomorrow night we're going to summon your mother's dead spirit. 40 00:06:23,560 --> 00:06:24,580 Are there any spirits? 41 00:06:29,420 --> 00:06:32,880 Dad, stop fucking around. Are you moving it? No, son. I'm not. 42 00:06:33,380 --> 00:06:34,380 Ask it something. 43 00:06:34,680 --> 00:06:35,680 Okay. 44 00:06:35,840 --> 00:06:37,420 Are you a ghost? 45 00:06:42,540 --> 00:06:45,820 What do you want from us? 46 00:06:56,240 --> 00:07:02,600 Cox it wants a Cox who who is this 47 00:07:02,600 --> 00:07:06,900 Mom 48 00:07:06,900 --> 00:07:15,760 Is 49 00:07:15,760 --> 00:07:19,020 it really you mom 50 00:07:30,030 --> 00:07:32,130 Andy, can you make yourself visible to us? 51 00:07:36,770 --> 00:07:37,770 Hey, guys. 52 00:07:38,990 --> 00:07:39,990 Mom, 53 00:07:44,150 --> 00:07:45,150 why are you wearing that? 54 00:07:45,770 --> 00:07:51,070 Well, you see, the night I died... I don't think we need to talk about this. 55 00:07:51,330 --> 00:07:53,010 Oh, come on. He deserves to know the truth. 56 00:07:54,090 --> 00:07:55,090 Fine. 57 00:07:55,370 --> 00:07:58,010 The night I died, well, it was Halloween. 58 00:07:58,870 --> 00:08:01,460 And... I wanted to wear something sexy for Jack. 59 00:08:02,620 --> 00:08:04,540 But, well, it worked. 60 00:08:05,020 --> 00:08:07,860 And we had some of the best sex of our lives. 61 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:14,940 But right before I could have an orgasm, you see... She had an aneurysm, and she 62 00:08:14,940 --> 00:08:18,840 croaked. And ever since then, she's been cursed to walk around this house just 63 00:08:18,840 --> 00:08:22,920 horny and just a step ghost mom. 64 00:08:24,940 --> 00:08:27,880 Way to go, Dad. You killed her with your cock. Hope you're happy. 65 00:08:29,120 --> 00:08:30,320 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 66 00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:35,820 Hold on. What if... What if we finish what we started? 67 00:08:36,380 --> 00:08:40,340 Maybe that would reverse the curse and it would set your spirit free. 68 00:08:40,620 --> 00:08:41,659 How do you know this? 69 00:08:42,200 --> 00:08:43,200 Son, 70 00:08:43,380 --> 00:08:44,380 have you ever seen Ghost? 71 00:08:45,580 --> 00:08:47,880 You kids nowadays don't know good cinema. 72 00:08:49,860 --> 00:08:50,860 What do you think? 73 00:08:51,360 --> 00:08:53,540 I mean, it's worth a shot. 74 00:09:04,360 --> 00:09:06,060 hmm hmm 75 00:09:51,690 --> 00:09:53,510 I remember your teeth looking this good. 76 00:09:56,490 --> 00:09:59,010 That's amazing. 77 00:09:59,590 --> 00:10:00,830 I think this could work. 78 00:10:01,250 --> 00:10:02,250 You think so? 79 00:10:02,330 --> 00:10:03,330 Yeah. 80 00:10:22,400 --> 00:10:24,440 Oh wow. 81 00:11:11,360 --> 00:11:13,160 Oh my gosh. 82 00:11:55,430 --> 00:11:56,830 Ah! 83 00:14:11,880 --> 00:14:15,240 It's fucking cute. Oh yes, 84 00:14:17,580 --> 00:14:18,620 this is what I needed. 85 00:14:51,560 --> 00:14:52,960 Yeah. 86 00:14:54,380 --> 00:14:55,780 Yeah. 87 00:15:36,710 --> 00:15:40,210 Why? Yes, like that. Yes. 88 00:15:40,670 --> 00:15:43,790 Yes. Like that. 89 00:15:44,010 --> 00:15:45,170 Oh, yeah. 90 00:15:45,670 --> 00:15:47,290 Oh, yeah. 91 00:15:48,630 --> 00:15:54,970 Oh, my God. Yes. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 92 00:15:54,970 --> 00:15:55,970 Oh, 93 00:15:56,510 --> 00:15:57,530 yeah. 94 00:16:01,110 --> 00:16:02,110 Yes. Yes. 95 00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:27,280 Oh, fuck. 96 00:16:46,890 --> 00:16:47,890 Yeah, I do. 97 00:16:50,990 --> 00:16:54,690 I'm nothing like a father and son, you know what I'm saying? 98 00:16:56,950 --> 00:16:57,970 Oh, my God. 99 00:16:58,490 --> 00:17:00,170 Oh, yes, yes, yes. 100 00:17:00,530 --> 00:17:01,530 Oh, yes. 101 00:17:05,250 --> 00:17:08,089 That's so nice to be together like this. 102 00:17:09,050 --> 00:17:10,050 Oh, my God. 103 00:17:29,259 --> 00:17:34,020 oh jeez ow 104 00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:09,040 It's okay. 105 00:18:11,280 --> 00:18:12,680 It's okay. 106 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:55,660 Yeah. Mm -hmm. 107 00:18:56,120 --> 00:18:56,600 Mm 108 00:18:56,600 --> 00:19:10,920 -hmm. 109 00:19:54,130 --> 00:19:55,130 Oh, fuck. 110 00:19:55,270 --> 00:19:57,170 That's just so fucking gross. Yeah. 111 00:19:58,530 --> 00:20:01,290 Oh, yeah. 112 00:20:02,010 --> 00:20:05,090 Yeah, I fucking love it. I fucking love it. 113 00:20:15,610 --> 00:20:17,830 Yes, yes, yes. 114 00:20:49,620 --> 00:20:51,740 Oh, yeah 115 00:21:26,449 --> 00:21:29,250 Oh, fuck. 116 00:22:13,290 --> 00:22:14,690 I love that, that's so good 117 00:22:35,620 --> 00:22:38,420 Oh, fuck. 118 00:22:44,900 --> 00:22:45,900 Oh, 119 00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:47,380 fuck yeah. 120 00:23:09,100 --> 00:23:11,420 Oh, fuck yeah. 121 00:23:26,990 --> 00:23:28,490 Oh, fuck, yeah. 122 00:23:29,170 --> 00:23:32,030 Oh, fuck. 123 00:23:35,630 --> 00:23:36,630 Oh, 124 00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:39,750 yeah. 125 00:23:42,590 --> 00:23:43,590 Oh, yeah. 126 00:23:43,970 --> 00:23:46,030 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 127 00:23:46,650 --> 00:23:52,330 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 128 00:24:03,689 --> 00:24:08,650 Oh, fuck yeah. Fuck yeah. So what? 129 00:24:10,110 --> 00:24:11,110 Oh, 130 00:24:12,490 --> 00:24:13,950 fuck yeah. 131 00:24:14,370 --> 00:24:16,930 Oh, fuck yeah. Oh, 132 00:24:17,630 --> 00:24:18,630 fuck yeah. 133 00:24:18,910 --> 00:24:20,110 Oh, yeah. 134 00:24:20,450 --> 00:24:22,450 Yeah. Oh, my God. 135 00:24:22,990 --> 00:24:24,530 Oh, fuck. 136 00:24:25,030 --> 00:24:27,070 Oh. Yeah. 137 00:24:39,630 --> 00:24:41,110 Oh, yeah. 138 00:24:45,630 --> 00:24:47,030 Oh, 139 00:24:48,330 --> 00:24:49,330 yeah. 140 00:25:45,699 --> 00:25:48,500 Yeah. Yes. 141 00:25:56,520 --> 00:25:59,260 Yes. Yes. 142 00:26:27,470 --> 00:26:28,470 Thank you. 143 00:27:39,950 --> 00:27:42,230 I'm so lucky I get both of you like this. 144 00:28:48,910 --> 00:28:50,010 Don't mind if I do. 145 00:28:51,350 --> 00:28:52,350 Oh, wow. 146 00:28:53,790 --> 00:28:54,790 Oh, 147 00:28:55,150 --> 00:28:57,410 yeah. Oh, yeah. 148 00:28:58,490 --> 00:29:01,190 Oh, my God. 149 00:29:04,690 --> 00:29:10,710 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, yeah. 150 00:29:21,439 --> 00:29:27,800 Fuck yeah. Oh my 151 00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:34,700 God. Fuck 152 00:29:34,700 --> 00:29:36,420 yeah. 153 00:29:39,140 --> 00:29:41,700 Fuck yeah. 154 00:30:00,490 --> 00:30:01,490 So good. 155 00:30:02,950 --> 00:30:09,910 Oh, I can't wait 156 00:30:09,910 --> 00:30:11,110 to make both of you cum. 157 00:30:11,770 --> 00:30:14,450 Yes. Yes, I do. 158 00:30:14,730 --> 00:30:16,050 Both of you cum. 159 00:30:16,450 --> 00:30:19,150 Oh, right up. Yes. 160 00:30:21,290 --> 00:30:24,210 Oh, yes. 161 00:30:24,590 --> 00:30:25,590 Oh, yes. 162 00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:32,159 So good. 163 00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:33,160 Oh, yeah. 164 00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:35,080 Yes, fill me up. Fill me up. 165 00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:36,280 Oh. 166 00:30:36,540 --> 00:30:37,540 Oh. 167 00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:39,240 Yes, yes. 168 00:30:40,420 --> 00:30:41,960 Oh, yes. 169 00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:43,860 Oh, I'm coming. 170 00:30:44,100 --> 00:30:45,660 Oh, my God. 171 00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:46,920 Oh, yes. 172 00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:48,000 Oh, 173 00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:51,400 yeah. Come here, baby. 174 00:30:52,580 --> 00:30:54,740 Drop that pussy right down on my car. 175 00:30:55,300 --> 00:30:56,340 Oh, yes. 176 00:30:57,420 --> 00:31:00,420 Oh, yes. I want you to come, too. Yes. 177 00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:01,760 me up to? 178 00:31:02,660 --> 00:31:03,660 Yeah. 179 00:31:04,300 --> 00:31:06,300 Yeah. Are you going to come inside me? 180 00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:07,840 Yeah. 181 00:31:09,220 --> 00:31:10,780 Yes, yes, yes. 182 00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:12,720 Yeah. 183 00:31:13,060 --> 00:31:15,200 Yeah. Tell me when you come. 184 00:31:15,620 --> 00:31:17,300 Yeah. Yeah. 185 00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:20,420 Oh, you're come. 186 00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:22,240 Yeah. Give it to me. 187 00:31:23,100 --> 00:31:24,100 Yeah. 188 00:31:24,660 --> 00:31:25,660 Yeah. 189 00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:40,020 yes yes yes yes yes 190 00:31:40,020 --> 00:31:46,680 yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes 191 00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:52,180 yes yes yes yes 192 00:33:23,310 --> 00:33:24,970 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 193 00:33:52,730 --> 00:33:53,730 Yeah. 194 00:34:30,889 --> 00:34:31,848 nothing's working. 195 00:34:31,850 --> 00:34:35,250 That was amazing. But I think I'll stay here with my boys forever. 11097

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