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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,600 --> 00:00:09,200 01 Independence Day Extended Cut - Sc-Fi 1996 English 2 00:01:06,441 --> 00:01:10,685 [ASTRONAUT] For those who haven't read the plaque, we'll read the plaque. 3 00:01:11,613 --> 00:01:15,652 Here men from the planet Earth first set foot upon the moon. 4 00:01:16,410 --> 00:01:18,492 July 1969. 5 00:01:19,955 --> 00:01:22,538 We came in peace for all mankind.” 6 00:02:25,687 --> 00:02:28,429 It's The End Of The World As We Know It by [REM] 7 00:02:42,746 --> 00:02:43,746 [BLEEPING] 8 00:02:53,090 --> 00:02:54,090 [MUSIC OFF] 9 00:02:54,257 --> 00:02:56,294 [PULSING SIGNAL] 10 00:02:58,845 --> 00:03:00,927 [PHONE RINGS] 11 00:03:02,557 --> 00:03:06,300 If this isn't an insanely beautiful woman, I'm hanging up. 12 00:03:06,478 --> 00:03:08,765 Sir, I-I think you should listen to this. 13 00:03:10,816 --> 00:03:12,102 [PULSING] 14 00:03:14,653 --> 00:03:15,768 Agh! 15 00:03:16,863 --> 00:03:19,070 - God damn it! - Sir? 16 00:03:19,241 --> 00:03:20,241 Sir? 17 00:03:21,243 --> 00:03:23,951 [WOMAN] Come on, baby, come on, baby, come on! 18 00:03:24,121 --> 00:03:26,738 This better not be another damn Russian spy job! 19 00:03:26,915 --> 00:03:29,122 Boys at air traffic say the skies are clear. 20 00:03:29,292 --> 00:03:31,033 It's the real thing. 21 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:33,202 A radio signal from another world. 22 00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:34,836 Let's not jump the gun here. 23 00:03:35,006 --> 00:03:38,124 Get online with Space Command. They're gonna want to know... 24 00:03:38,301 --> 00:03:41,134 What's with the golf balls? You're gonna Kill me here! 25 00:03:41,304 --> 00:03:42,886 Wait, this can't be right. 26 00:03:43,473 --> 00:03:45,714 The calculated distance from source. 27 00:03:45,892 --> 00:03:49,101 Is only 375,000km. 28 00:03:51,898 --> 00:03:53,980 It's coming from the moon. 29 00:03:56,528 --> 00:03:58,610 [PULSING] 30 00:04:07,164 --> 00:04:10,953 - [GREY] Who else knows about this? - S.E.T.I. in New Mexico identified a signal. 31 00:04:11,126 --> 00:04:14,744 But, uh... they're even more confused than we are, sir. 32 00:04:16,006 --> 00:04:18,168 Excuse me. 33 00:04:21,219 --> 00:04:22,801 - Major! - Yes, sir. 34 00:04:22,971 --> 00:04:24,962 Radar reception has been impaired, 35 00:04:25,140 --> 00:04:27,177 but we were able to get these. 36 00:04:28,143 --> 00:04:31,852 We estimate that it has a diameter of over 550km, 37 00:04:32,022 --> 00:04:35,606 and a mass roughly one fourth the size of our moon. 38 00:04:35,776 --> 00:04:37,312 [GREY] What the hell is it? 39 00:04:37,486 --> 00:04:39,477 - A meteor? - No, sir. 40 00:04:39,654 --> 00:04:42,146 - No, definitely not. - How do you know? 41 00:04:42,324 --> 00:04:44,531 Well, sir, it's slowing down. 42 00:04:44,701 --> 00:04:46,783 - It's what? - It's, uh... 43 00:04:46,953 --> 00:04:49,285 It's slowing down, sir. 44 00:04:57,005 --> 00:04:59,087 Get me the Secretary of Defence. 45 00:04:59,925 --> 00:05:01,336 Then wake him! 46 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:02,921 [PHONE RINGS] 47 00:05:05,347 --> 00:05:06,712 - Hello. - [MARILYN] Hi. 48 00:05:06,890 --> 00:05:09,348 - It's me. - Hi. 49 00:05:09,518 --> 00:05:12,510 - What time is it there? - It's 2:45 in the morning. 50 00:05:12,687 --> 00:05:16,772 - I know I didn't wake you. - As a matter of fact, you did. 51 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:18,603 Liar. 52 00:05:20,403 --> 00:05:22,440 I have a confession to make. 53 00:05:22,614 --> 00:05:26,232 I'm sleeping next to a beautiful, young brunette. 54 00:05:26,409 --> 00:05:29,572 You didn't let her stay up all night watching TV? 55 00:05:29,746 --> 00:05:32,738 - Did you? - Of course not. 56 00:05:32,916 --> 00:05:35,533 - You're coming home after the luncheon? - Yes, yes. 57 00:05:35,710 --> 00:05:38,247 - Mummy? - Here's your mother. 58 00:05:40,757 --> 00:05:44,250 - Hi, honey! - Hi, I miss you. 59 00:05:44,427 --> 00:05:49,513 President Whitmore's approval ratings have slipped below 40 percent. 60 00:05:49,683 --> 00:05:51,265 He's good. 61 00:05:51,434 --> 00:05:55,018 Are the salad days over for President Whitmore? 62 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:59,102 Leadership as a Gulf War pilot is different from leadership in politics. 63 00:05:59,276 --> 00:06:01,142 Daddy let me watch Letterman. 64 00:06:01,945 --> 00:06:05,188 - Traitor. - They elected a warrior and got a wimp. 65 00:06:07,325 --> 00:06:09,487 - Morning, George. - Morning, Mr. President. 66 00:06:09,661 --> 00:06:12,244 That game couldn't have been pretty. 67 00:06:12,414 --> 00:06:13,950 Thank you, sir. 68 00:06:14,124 --> 00:06:17,742 Connie, you're up awfully early this morning. 69 00:06:19,170 --> 00:06:22,913 They're not attacking your policies. They're attacking your age. 70 00:06:23,091 --> 00:06:25,458 Whitmore seems less like the president, 71 00:06:25,635 --> 00:06:31,130 and more like the orphaned child Oliver asking, 'Please, sir, I'd like some more.™. 72 00:06:31,308 --> 00:06:33,675 - That's clever. - Well, I'm not laughing. 73 00:06:33,852 --> 00:06:36,344 Age was never an issue when you stuck to your guns. 74 00:06:36,521 --> 00:06:38,853 You were thought of as young, idealistic... 75 00:06:39,024 --> 00:06:41,686 Now... the message has gotten lost. 76 00:06:41,860 --> 00:06:44,852 It's just too much politics. It's too much compromise. 77 00:06:45,030 --> 00:06:49,240 Isn't it amazing how quickly everyone can turn against you? 78 00:06:53,246 --> 00:06:57,615 It's a fine line between standing behind a principle and hiding behind one. 79 00:06:57,792 --> 00:06:59,874 You can tolerate a little compromise 80 00:07:00,045 --> 00:07:03,379 if you're actually managing to get something accomplished. 81 00:07:03,548 --> 00:07:05,209 Well... 82 00:07:05,383 --> 00:07:11,129 The Orange County Dispatch has voted you one of the 10 sexiest men of the year. 83 00:07:12,974 --> 00:07:14,635 That's... 84 00:07:16,811 --> 00:07:19,143 That's accomplishing something! 85 00:07:19,314 --> 00:07:21,114 Mr. President, it's the secretary of defence. 86 00:07:25,403 --> 00:07:26,859 Yes. 87 00:07:29,366 --> 00:07:32,529 Could... you say that again? 88 00:08:04,234 --> 00:08:09,195 [RADIO] Temperature is 95° in Central Park... 89 00:08:09,364 --> 00:08:13,107 Let's go to Nick Jones and get us a travel report for the beaches... 90 00:08:13,618 --> 00:08:15,655 So why are you waiting, hmm? 91 00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:19,163 My Social Security will expire, you'll still be sitting there. 92 00:08:20,166 --> 00:08:23,033 - I'm thinking. - Yeah, well, think already! 93 00:08:30,719 --> 00:08:33,802 Do you know how long it takes for those cups to decompose? 94 00:08:33,972 --> 00:08:36,464 If you don't move soon, I'll start to decompose. 95 00:08:37,434 --> 00:08:38,469 Ah! 96 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:44,816 Listen, David, I've been meaning to talk with you. 97 00:08:47,277 --> 00:08:50,565 - It's nice that you see me so much now... - Don't start, Dad. 98 00:08:50,739 --> 00:08:54,323 It's been... what? Four years? You're still wearing a wedding band? 99 00:08:54,492 --> 00:08:56,608 - Three years. - All right, three... four. 100 00:08:56,786 --> 00:08:59,198 You're divorced, move on. This is not healthy. 101 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:02,455 No, this is not healthy. The smoking is not healthy. 102 00:09:06,796 --> 00:09:09,254 - Checkmate. - Wait a minute. 103 00:09:09,424 --> 00:09:11,085 Wait a minute, wait a minute. 104 00:09:11,259 --> 00:09:14,752 - Wait a minute. This is hot checkmate. - See you tomorrow, Pop. 105 00:09:14,929 --> 00:09:17,011 Just hold on! This is not checkmate. 106 00:09:19,642 --> 00:09:21,553 Oh... Checkmate! 107 00:09:21,811 --> 00:09:24,929 We've got everybody we have working on the problem. 108 00:09:25,106 --> 00:09:28,224 Yeah, I love X-Files, too. I hope you get to see it. 109 00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:31,147 David! David! 110 00:09:31,321 --> 00:09:34,109 What's the point in having a beeper if you don't turn it on? 111 00:09:34,282 --> 00:09:36,273 It was turned on. I was ignoring you. 112 00:09:36,451 --> 00:09:38,533 What's the... What's the big emergency? 113 00:09:38,703 --> 00:09:42,446 It started this morning. Every station's making like it's the 1950s. 114 00:09:42,624 --> 00:09:45,241 We got static, snow, all kinds of distortions. 115 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:46,874 - Marty. - Nobody knows... 116 00:09:47,045 --> 00:09:49,787 There's a reason we have bins labelled Recycle! 117 00:09:49,964 --> 00:09:52,672 What the hell is going on? My God in heaven! 118 00:09:52,842 --> 00:09:55,925 So sue me. David! We got a problem! 119 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:58,053 Did you switch transponder channels? 120 00:09:58,223 --> 00:10:01,306 Oh, please! You think I'd be this panicked if it was so simple? 121 00:10:01,476 --> 00:10:03,934 Okay, let's point the dish at another satellite. 122 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:06,599 We tried that. It didn't work. 123 00:10:06,773 --> 00:10:08,980 It's almost as though they weren't there. 124 00:10:09,150 --> 00:10:11,437 All right. What have we got here? 125 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:18,987 This is impossible. 126 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:21,993 We created a race of robots. Their function is to... 127 00:10:22,163 --> 00:10:27,499 - [TROY] The signal's all screwed up. - Stop it! Just leave it alone. You'll break it! 128 00:10:27,669 --> 00:10:29,831 Oh, it's so fuzzy. 129 00:10:33,758 --> 00:10:36,216 [TRUCK HORN] 130 00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:38,255 Oh, no. 131 00:10:42,684 --> 00:10:44,925 Good morning, Lucas. 132 00:10:45,103 --> 00:10:48,971 You see these? I got a whole god damn crop full of these. 133 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:51,982 If your father's not in the air in 20 minutes. 134 00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:55,068 I'm getting someone else. 135 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:06,158 - Russell! - Hey, Miguel! 136 00:11:07,375 --> 00:11:08,957 [LAUGHS] 137 00:11:09,711 --> 00:11:11,418 Agh! 138 00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:14,667 Whoo! 139 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:19,251 Ya-hoo! 140 00:11:19,429 --> 00:11:21,796 Russell! What are you doing? 141 00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:39,775 Just what in the hell do you think you're doing? 142 00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:41,439 Whoa! 143 00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:45,907 It's the wrong field, you idiot! 144 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:48,321 Lucas's farm's on the other side of town! 145 00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:53,960 Are you sure? 146 00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:02,218 [SPEAKING IN SPANISH] 147 00:12:32,377 --> 00:12:36,086 CNS is running a story that we're covering up a nuclear-testing experiment. 148 00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:38,964 They can run with it if they want to embarrass themselves. 149 00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:41,124 NASA wants to know our position. 150 00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:43,293 Our official position is 151 00:12:43,471 --> 00:12:45,337 we have no official position. 152 00:12:45,515 --> 00:12:47,301 - Connie! - What is going on here? 153 00:12:47,475 --> 00:12:49,466 Guys, would I keep you out of the loop? 154 00:12:49,644 --> 00:12:51,134 - Yes. - Absolutely. 155 00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:52,973 What? I can't hear you. 156 00:12:53,147 --> 00:12:55,980 At the moment our satellites are somewhat unreliable. 157 00:12:56,150 --> 00:12:59,108 Isn't it possible that this thing may just pass us by? 158 00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:01,270 What if it doesn't pass us by? 159 00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:03,814 Why don't we target some ICBMs to blow it up? 160 00:13:03,992 --> 00:13:06,575 And risk turning one dangerous falling object into many? 161 00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:10,487 We don't yet know enough to make any kind of intelligent judgments. 162 00:13:10,665 --> 00:13:13,828 Luckily the press is making up their own story for now. 163 00:13:14,002 --> 00:13:16,164 But that's not gonna keep. 164 00:13:16,337 --> 00:13:19,170 - We may need to upgrade to DEFCON 3. - Absolutely. 165 00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:23,959 - General, tell NORAD we're on DEFCON 3. - That's not what the president said. 166 00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:26,003 Isn't that a little premature? 167 00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:28,797 We have over 50 percent of the armed forces on weekend leave. 168 00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:32,684 Plus the commanders and troops that are in town for the Fourth of July parade. 169 00:13:32,854 --> 00:13:36,563 The object has settled into a stationary orbit. 170 00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:38,613 - Well, that's good news. - Uh, not really, sir. 171 00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:42,673 Part of it has broken off into nearly three dozen pieces. 172 00:13:42,697 --> 00:13:45,359 Smaller than the whole, sir, 173 00:13:45,533 --> 00:13:48,025 yet over 15 miles in width themselves. 174 00:13:50,621 --> 00:13:52,703 Where are they heading? 175 00:13:52,874 --> 00:13:56,208 They should enter our atmosphere within the next 25 minutes. 176 00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:08,503 Take us to DEFCON 3. 177 00:14:15,897 --> 00:14:19,515 - Please say we're getting somewhere. - There's good news and bad news. 178 00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:23,731 - All right. What's the bad news? - There's a penalty for disturbing my lunch. 179 00:14:23,905 --> 00:14:25,896 And the good news is you won't charge me. 180 00:14:26,074 --> 00:14:28,816 No. The good news is that the problem is not our equipment. 181 00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:31,530 It's some weird signal embedded in the satellite feed. 182 00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,615 And that's the good news? 183 00:14:34,165 --> 00:14:39,035 Yeah. This signal has a sequential pattern, so once I find the exact binary sequence 184 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:41,579 I can calculate the phase reversal and apply it. 185 00:14:41,756 --> 00:14:43,838 We should be able to block it out. 186 00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:48,135 And then we'll be the only guys in town with a clear picture! 187 00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:51,262 Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh, David! That's why I love you! 188 00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:53,549 Oh! That's not necessary. 189 00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,467 Too kind. 190 00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:02,523 [SHOUTING] 191 00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:26,165 - This had better be good. - Admiral on deck! 192 00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:33,423 Sir, we're looking at a total radar blackout over a 13km area. 193 00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:35,931 - Let's do a diagnostic check. - Excuse me, sir. 194 00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:40,141 The radar may be malfunctioning, but the infrared is totally off the map. 195 00:15:44,527 --> 00:15:46,109 Jeez! 196 00:15:48,698 --> 00:15:50,280 Get me Atlantic Command. 197 00:15:53,536 --> 00:15:54,651 Hang on, sir. 198 00:15:54,829 --> 00:15:58,288 Sir, we have visual range with incoming over Iraqi air space. 199 00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:02,122 - Second sighting? - Yes, sir. Just came in from the Persian Gulf. 200 00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:04,035 Correction, sir. 201 00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:06,295 We have two confirmed visual contacts. 202 00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:10,801 Mr. President, they're tracking another one off the California coastline! 203 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:14,008 All right, put it on. General, you might wanna watch this. 204 00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:21,721 Ladies and gentlemen, we are interrupting our regular broadcast 205 00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:25,482 to bring you extraordinary events taking place in the Russian Republic. 206 00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:29,610 This unexplained disturbance and the resulting hysteria are incredible. 207 00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:32,772 How would you describe what you are seeing? 208 00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:35,908 It is clearing the mountains, moving too slowly 209 00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:38,240 o be a comet or meteor. 210 00:16:38,414 --> 00:16:41,952 Widespread panic has gripped the countryside 211 00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:44,618 as thousands have taken to the streets. 212 00:16:44,795 --> 00:16:49,164 It is confirmed. The unexplained phenomenon is headed for Moscow. 213 00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:51,709 Mr. President, we have an AWAC off the West Coast. 214 00:16:51,886 --> 00:16:54,378 ETA with contact point, three minutes. 215 00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:59,098 Don't understand it, sir. Side radar doesn't see a thing. 216 00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:01,760 I know! I'm blind, sir. Nothing is registering. 217 00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:05,932 Negative. We have zero visibility. Visibility is at zero. 218 00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:09,476 Command, this is Eagle Eye 370. 219 00:17:09,654 --> 00:17:13,773 [GREY] Captain, the president is listening. Repeat what you just told me. 220 00:17:14,909 --> 00:17:17,116 [MAN] We still have zero visibility. 221 00:17:18,913 --> 00:17:21,325 Instrumentation is malfunctioning. 222 00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:25,200 We can't get any kind of reading on what's in front of us. 223 00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:26,378 Wait a minute. 224 00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,708 It may be clearing. 225 00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:38,922 Pull out! 226 00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:52,735 - Line's gone, sir. - Two more spotted over the Atlantic. 227 00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:55,146 One's moving toward New York, the other here. 228 00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:57,486 - How long do we have? - Less than 10 minutes. 229 00:17:57,660 --> 00:17:59,401 Alex, organise a military escort. 230 00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:02,492 Mr. President, I recommend we move you to a secure location. 231 00:18:02,665 --> 00:18:06,875 - Connie, can we expect the same panic? - More than likely. 232 00:18:07,044 --> 00:18:10,002 - We can discuss this on the way. - I'm not leaving. 233 00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:13,506 We have to maintain a working government. 234 00:18:13,676 --> 00:18:18,546 Take the vice president, the whole cabinet, and the joint chiefs to a secured location. 235 00:18:18,723 --> 00:18:19,838 I'm staying. 236 00:18:20,016 --> 00:18:23,930 I don't want to add to a public hysteria that's gonna cost lives. 237 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:27,721 Connie, we'll initiate the emergency broadcast system. 238 00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:29,889 We'll advise people not to panic. 239 00:18:30,067 --> 00:18:33,105 The best idea right now is to stay in their homes. 240 00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:35,065 Yes, sir. Roy? Dean? 241 00:18:35,239 --> 00:18:39,028 Have the cabinet members rendezvous here, we'll take them to NORAD. 242 00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:43,161 Mr. President, with your permission, I'd like to remain at your side. 243 00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:47,449 I had a feeling you would. 244 00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:52,708 And what happens if they do become hostile? 245 00:18:54,925 --> 00:18:56,962 Then God help us. 246 00:18:57,261 --> 00:18:59,719 There it is. The strange atmospheric phenomenon. 247 00:18:59,889 --> 00:19:03,052 It is apparently what is causing all the distortions. 248 00:19:03,225 --> 00:19:07,514 - David, are you watching this? - [PULSING SIGNAL] 249 00:19:10,191 --> 00:19:14,480 [TV] There is no evidence that these phenomena are endangering anyone. 250 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,816 Thus far, reports of oppression 251 00:19:17,448 --> 00:19:21,487 Marty, listen to this. I got a lock on that signal pattern so we can filter it out. 252 00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:24,995 But if my calculations are right, it'll be gone in seven hours. 253 00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:27,656 It's reducing itself every time it recycles, 254 00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:30,791 so eventually it'll disappear... 255 00:19:30,961 --> 00:19:33,373 - Are you listening? - Can you believe this? 256 00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:38,674 David, haven't you been watching? David! 257 00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:45,306 Good afternoon. So far the phenomenon has not caused any damage. 258 00:19:45,476 --> 00:19:49,595 We have to ask you to stay calm, and it's important for everyone not to panic. 259 00:19:49,772 --> 00:19:53,185 We have a fix on three of the occurrences about to appear... 260 00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:56,192 - It's just unreal. - Hey, Miguel, come here! 261 00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:58,945 One is headed towards Los Angeles 262 00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:04,201 the other two are headed towards New York and Washington, DC. 263 00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:08,159 Marty. Marty! Jamie says this building has an old bomb shelter. 264 00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:10,198 We're heading down there now. 265 00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:13,209 Okay, everybody! Head down to the basement. 266 00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:16,792 Take it slow, don't run. Walk down to the basement! 267 00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:21,046 There's no shame in hiding. 268 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,302 Oh, I'd better call my mother. 269 00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:34,396 [LAUGHTER] 270 00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:37,399 Well, look who we have here. 271 00:20:41,031 --> 00:20:43,739 Russ, I heard you had a little trouble this morning. 272 00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:45,946 Dusted the wrong field. 273 00:20:46,871 --> 00:20:51,411 I know you're probably still a little confused from your hostage experience. 274 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:55,327 Hostage experience? Did something happen to you, Russ? 275 00:20:55,504 --> 00:21:00,749 Years back, he was kidnapped by aliens. Did all kind of experiments on him and such. 276 00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:05,090 Tell them about it, Russ. Get a few beers in him and he'll tell you all about it. 277 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:07,096 Won't you, Russ? 278 00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:11,305 Russ, when they took you up in their spaceship, did they do any 279 00:21:12,062 --> 00:21:13,769 sexual things? 280 00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:16,852 Do you recall? Do you recollect? 281 00:21:18,861 --> 00:21:20,943 [LAUGHTER] 282 00:21:42,218 --> 00:21:43,629 [MAN] Well, wake up! 283 00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:45,676 What's happening? What's going on? 284 00:21:45,846 --> 00:21:48,258 - What's that? - Let's get out of here, come on! 285 00:21:51,435 --> 00:21:53,517 Wow! 286 00:22:13,415 --> 00:22:14,905 Mummy, look it! 287 00:22:18,462 --> 00:22:21,170 It's too early, baby. 288 00:22:26,595 --> 00:22:28,632 Is it an earthquake? 289 00:22:28,806 --> 00:22:30,672 Not even a four-pointer. 290 00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:32,887 Go back to sleep. 291 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:50,282 Daddy! 292 00:22:52,037 --> 00:22:54,074 What are you doing here? 293 00:22:54,248 --> 00:22:57,536 - You should be down in the shelter. - What's going on? 294 00:23:15,561 --> 00:23:17,222 [RAP MUSIC] 295 00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:24,188 [SCREECHING TIRES] 296 00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:33,534 - Aren't you coming, David? - I gotta see this. 297 00:23:53,974 --> 00:23:56,466 Oh, man! What is that? 298 00:25:00,207 --> 00:25:01,743 The signal! 299 00:25:03,585 --> 00:25:05,201 My God! 300 00:25:21,854 --> 00:25:23,936 Now what do we do? 301 00:25:24,606 --> 00:25:26,438 Address the nation. 302 00:25:26,608 --> 00:25:29,350 There's gonna be a lot of frightened people out there. 303 00:25:29,528 --> 00:25:31,018 Yeah. 304 00:25:31,196 --> 00:25:33,153 I'm one of them. 305 00:25:35,868 --> 00:25:37,734 Hey, hey, hey! Come on! 306 00:25:37,911 --> 00:25:39,868 He's just trying to impress you. 307 00:25:40,039 --> 00:25:42,781 If you wanna impress me, you heed to get a job, 308 00:25:42,958 --> 00:25:45,325 and stop slobbering all over my shoes. 309 00:25:58,974 --> 00:26:00,681 [URINATES] 310 00:26:00,851 --> 00:26:03,764 I don't believe this. Jasmine! 311 00:26:03,937 --> 00:26:07,976 Neighbors are moving out. I guess they finally got tired of all these quakes. 312 00:26:10,277 --> 00:26:12,359 A little shake and they running. 313 00:26:12,988 --> 00:26:16,322 Police and fire departments want everyone to stay off the phone. 314 00:26:16,492 --> 00:26:19,029 There's something on the news about the quake! 315 00:26:21,622 --> 00:26:23,363 - What's up, man? - Hey, Steve. 316 00:26:23,540 --> 00:26:26,828 - What you doing going out there? - Shooting aliens. 317 00:26:27,002 --> 00:26:29,664 Oh, you shooting aliens. You think you're tough, huh? 318 00:26:29,838 --> 00:26:31,749 What you got? Turn around. 319 00:26:31,924 --> 00:26:34,086 Come on, let's get you something to eat. 320 00:26:36,386 --> 00:26:38,423 Watch out! Watch it now! 321 00:26:38,597 --> 00:26:40,838 - I'm gonna go grab the paper. - All right. 322 00:26:42,392 --> 00:26:44,474 Ow! Dylan! 323 00:26:57,699 --> 00:26:59,736 Come on, honey, let's go! 324 00:26:59,910 --> 00:27:01,947 [RUMBLING] 325 00:27:04,873 --> 00:27:06,614 [HELICOPTER] 326 00:27:15,592 --> 00:27:17,754 Babe, you want some of this coffee? 327 00:27:18,637 --> 00:27:20,093 Babe? 328 00:27:22,432 --> 00:27:23,763 Boom! Boom! Boom! 329 00:27:27,020 --> 00:27:30,433 Pentagon officials are warning more ships have just arrived 330 00:27:30,607 --> 00:27:33,975 over the capitals of India, England, and Germany 331 00:27:34,153 --> 00:27:37,817 bringing estimates up to between 10 and 15 of these city-size spacecraft. 332 00:27:37,990 --> 00:27:40,607 [MARTY] I know, Ma. Just try and stay calm. 333 00:27:40,784 --> 00:27:42,650 Tell her to pack up and leave town. 334 00:27:42,828 --> 00:27:45,160 - Why? What happened? - Just do it! 335 00:27:45,330 --> 00:27:46,570 Ma! Ma, listen! 336 00:27:46,748 --> 00:27:50,161 Uh... Get your stuff together and head for Aunt Esther's. 337 00:27:50,335 --> 00:27:52,326 Don't argue with me! Just go! 338 00:27:53,005 --> 00:27:55,918 David! Why did I just send my mother to Atlanta? 339 00:27:56,091 --> 00:27:57,957 David! David, talk to me. 340 00:27:58,135 --> 00:28:01,253 Didn't you hear me say that the signal in the satellite feed. 341 00:28:01,430 --> 00:28:03,341 Is recycling down to extinction? 342 00:28:03,515 --> 00:28:05,301 - Not really. - Countdown. 343 00:28:05,475 --> 00:28:08,684 A countdown? A countdown to what, David? 344 00:28:10,564 --> 00:28:14,023 It's like in chess. First you strategically position your pieces. 345 00:28:14,193 --> 00:28:18,278 Then, when the timing's right, you... strike. See? 346 00:28:18,447 --> 00:28:21,030 They're positioning themselves all over the world 347 00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:23,692 using this one signal to synchronise their efforts. 348 00:28:23,869 --> 00:28:28,113 In about six hours, the signal's gonna disappear and the countdown will be over. 349 00:28:28,290 --> 00:28:29,780 And then what? 350 00:28:32,169 --> 00:28:33,830 Checkmate. 351 00:28:35,505 --> 00:28:38,213 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 352 00:28:38,383 --> 00:28:40,215 Oh, my God, I gotta call my brother. 353 00:28:40,385 --> 00:28:43,127 I'd better call my housekeeper. I gotta call my lawyer! 354 00:28:43,305 --> 00:28:45,046 Ah, forget my lawyer. 355 00:28:45,224 --> 00:28:48,467 [TV] Ladies and gentlemen, the president of the United States. 356 00:28:48,644 --> 00:28:50,555 Good afternoon. 357 00:28:50,729 --> 00:28:52,686 My fellow Americans 358 00:28:52,856 --> 00:28:56,144 a historic and unprecedented event has occurred. 359 00:28:56,318 --> 00:28:59,356 The question of whether or not we're alone in the universe 360 00:28:59,529 --> 00:29:01,395 has been answered. 361 00:29:01,573 --> 00:29:05,862 Although it's understandable that many of us feel hesitation or fear 362 00:29:06,036 --> 00:29:08,744 we must attempt to reserve judgment. 363 00:29:08,914 --> 00:29:11,406 [WHISPERS] He says he's your husband. 364 00:29:12,459 --> 00:29:14,541 Oh, God... 365 00:29:16,630 --> 00:29:19,497 - What do you want? - You gotta leave the White House. 366 00:29:19,675 --> 00:29:23,009 [WHISPERING] This is hardly the time to be having that old discussion. 367 00:29:23,178 --> 00:29:24,589 You gotta leave Washington. 368 00:29:24,763 --> 00:29:28,381 In case you haven't noticed, we are having a little crises here! 369 00:29:28,558 --> 00:29:31,220 They have a hidden signal. They're gonna attack. 370 00:29:31,395 --> 00:29:33,853 - You are just being paranoid! - It's not paranoia! 371 00:29:34,022 --> 00:29:36,684 The embedding's very subtle. It was probably overlooked... 372 00:29:36,858 --> 00:29:38,144 [SHE HANGS UP] 373 00:29:44,741 --> 00:29:47,904 [SIGHS] Marty, what are you doing? Get out of town as soon as you can. 374 00:29:48,078 --> 00:29:49,568 - Please? - Okay. 375 00:29:49,746 --> 00:29:52,864 The staff and I will remain here as we attempt to communicate. 376 00:29:54,376 --> 00:29:56,788 If you feel compelled to leave these cities 377 00:29:56,962 --> 00:29:59,294 please do so in an orderly fashion. 378 00:29:59,464 --> 00:30:00,499 [CAR HORNS] 379 00:30:00,674 --> 00:30:02,665 [GLASS SMASHING] 380 00:30:03,302 --> 00:30:05,384 [BICYCLE BELL] 381 00:30:07,639 --> 00:30:09,721 Excuse me! Coming through. 382 00:30:11,101 --> 00:30:12,967 The arrival of the aliens has caused 383 00:30:13,145 --> 00:30:15,807 over 10,000 fender benders in just a few seconds. 384 00:30:15,981 --> 00:30:18,769 But this is just the beginning... 385 00:30:18,942 --> 00:30:23,561 - You can't go! You got to call them back! - I'm not gonna do this with you, Jasmine. 386 00:30:23,739 --> 00:30:27,152 - I've got to report to El Toro. - You said you was on leave for the Fourth! 387 00:30:27,326 --> 00:30:29,738 Yeah, well, they cancelled it! 388 00:30:31,121 --> 00:30:33,203 Look, why are you acting like this? 389 00:30:33,957 --> 00:30:35,618 Why? 390 00:30:38,628 --> 00:30:39,663 That's why! 391 00:30:49,931 --> 00:30:52,013 Look... I really don't think 392 00:30:52,184 --> 00:30:55,427 they flew 90 billion light years to come and start a fight, 393 00:30:56,438 --> 00:30:58,475 and get all rowdy. 394 00:30:58,648 --> 00:31:00,480 Look, why don't you just relax? 395 00:31:00,650 --> 00:31:03,608 I'm gonna report to El Toro, find out what's going on. 396 00:31:07,908 --> 00:31:11,867 - What are you doing in there, man? - Nothing, I'm just driving. 397 00:31:12,621 --> 00:31:13,986 Look. 398 00:31:14,164 --> 00:31:15,700 Hey, I got these for you. 399 00:31:15,874 --> 00:31:17,490 - Firecrackers! - You be careful. 400 00:31:17,667 --> 00:31:18,828 Steve, wait. 401 00:31:19,002 --> 00:31:22,290 - I wanna tell you something. - What is it, Jasmine? 402 00:31:25,717 --> 00:31:27,879 You take care of yourself, you hear? 403 00:31:31,181 --> 00:31:32,842 Look, um... 404 00:31:33,016 --> 00:31:37,010 Why don't you pack some things and you and Dylan come stay with me on the base? 405 00:31:38,855 --> 00:31:41,893 You will see that there is nothing to be scared of. 406 00:31:42,067 --> 00:31:43,978 Really? 407 00:31:44,444 --> 00:31:45,980 You don't mind? 408 00:31:46,738 --> 00:31:48,024 Well, I mean 409 00:31:48,198 --> 00:31:50,735 I will have to let all my other girlfriends know 410 00:31:50,909 --> 00:31:53,822 they can't come over. I got to postpone the freaky deaky. 411 00:31:53,995 --> 00:31:57,488 There you go, there he goes, thinking you're all that. 412 00:31:57,666 --> 00:32:01,000 But you are not as charming as you think you are, sir. 413 00:32:01,753 --> 00:32:03,084 Yes, I am. 414 00:32:03,797 --> 00:32:05,583 Them big old Dumbo ears. 415 00:32:05,757 --> 00:32:07,714 Look at you with them chicken legs. 416 00:32:07,884 --> 00:32:09,921 [CLUCKS] 417 00:32:16,226 --> 00:32:18,137 Come on, Dylan. 418 00:32:18,437 --> 00:32:20,019 [SCREAMING] 419 00:32:20,188 --> 00:32:21,849 [GLASS SMASHING] 420 00:32:22,732 --> 00:32:24,063 Look out! 421 00:32:31,950 --> 00:32:33,657 Hey! Whoa! 422 00:32:33,827 --> 00:32:36,740 The television said they started looting. Vultures. 423 00:32:36,913 --> 00:32:39,951 - Do you still have the Plymouth? - You wanna borrow the car? 424 00:32:40,125 --> 00:32:42,867 - David, you don't have a license. - You're driving. 425 00:32:43,044 --> 00:32:45,877 - Yeah, I'm driv... I'm driving? - Come on, come on! 426 00:32:48,216 --> 00:32:50,207 I really want you out of Los Angeles. 427 00:32:50,385 --> 00:32:52,797 You're staying there to keep people calm. 428 00:32:52,971 --> 00:32:55,178 I won't let them criticise you for it. 429 00:32:55,348 --> 00:33:00,093 - I appreciate your trying to help me. - Liar. Stick to the truth. You're good at it. 430 00:33:00,270 --> 00:33:02,637 Okay. I don't want you in any one of those cities. 431 00:33:02,814 --> 00:33:06,273 [SIGHS] I'll leave as soon as the interviews are done. 432 00:33:06,443 --> 00:33:10,311 All right. There's a helicopter waiting. They're taking you to Nellis. 433 00:33:10,489 --> 00:33:12,821 - And the munchkin? - She'll meet you there. 434 00:33:12,991 --> 00:33:15,983 All right. I love you. 435 00:33:16,703 --> 00:33:17,909 I love you. 436 00:33:18,079 --> 00:33:21,117 - Bye. - Bye. 437 00:33:25,337 --> 00:33:27,328 [JULIUS] It's the White House! 438 00:33:27,506 --> 00:33:30,669 - You can't drive up and ring a bell. - Can't this go any faster? 439 00:33:30,842 --> 00:33:34,836 You think they don't know what you know? They know! She works for the president. 440 00:33:35,013 --> 00:33:37,630 - They know everything. - They don't know this. 441 00:33:37,807 --> 00:33:40,344 You're gonna educate them, huh? So are you so smart? 442 00:33:40,519 --> 00:33:43,637 How come you spent eight years in MIT to become a cable repairman? 443 00:33:43,813 --> 00:33:44,928 Dad... 444 00:33:45,106 --> 00:33:47,598 All I'm saying is they got people who handle these things. 445 00:33:47,776 --> 00:33:49,687 If they want HBO, they'll call you. 446 00:33:50,362 --> 00:33:52,319 Look at these people, look. Huh? 447 00:33:52,489 --> 00:33:54,526 Vultures. They take and then they go. 448 00:33:54,699 --> 00:33:57,862 They're going faster than we are. We're in the fast lane! 449 00:33:58,036 --> 00:34:00,778 - They're cutting me off. - No one's cutting you off! 450 00:34:00,956 --> 00:34:04,540 - They're getting in front. I can't go faster. - I don't wanna argue. 451 00:34:04,709 --> 00:34:06,871 Let's just get there as quickly as possible. 452 00:34:07,045 --> 00:34:11,084 You think we'll get to Washington and it won't be there? 453 00:34:12,926 --> 00:34:16,044 [TV] A crop-duster was arrested as he dropped leaflets from the air. 454 00:34:16,221 --> 00:34:19,259 - Everybody's leaving. - Can you give us some of your time? 455 00:34:19,432 --> 00:34:23,551 We've got to stop them! I was kidnapped by space aliens ten years ago! 456 00:34:23,728 --> 00:34:25,765 They did all kinds of experiments on me! 457 00:34:25,939 --> 00:34:28,977 They've been studying us, finding out our weaknesses! 458 00:34:29,150 --> 00:34:32,313 We've gotta stop them. They're gonna kill us all! 459 00:34:32,487 --> 00:34:36,651 [REPORTER] Some people attribute his behaviour to post-traumatic stress 460 00:34:36,825 --> 00:34:38,987 from his service as a pilot in Vietnam. 461 00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:41,572 Others have a more unusual theory. 462 00:34:41,746 --> 00:34:43,487 How would you describe Mr. Casse? 463 00:34:43,665 --> 00:34:46,202 - Keeps to himself. Quiet. - Private. 464 00:34:46,376 --> 00:34:48,708 When they took him up in the spaceship 465 00:34:48,878 --> 00:34:51,415 the aliens abused him 466 00:34:52,299 --> 00:34:53,585 sexually. 467 00:34:53,758 --> 00:34:55,795 Mr. Casse is in the county lock up... 468 00:34:55,969 --> 00:34:58,006 Pack up. We're leaving. 469 00:34:59,681 --> 00:35:02,173 He may be released later tonight 470 00:35:02,350 --> 00:35:04,432 Miguel, what about Dad? 471 00:35:05,395 --> 00:35:07,477 This could be our last night on Earth. 472 00:35:09,357 --> 00:35:11,064 You don't wanna die a virgin... do you? 473 00:35:13,153 --> 00:35:15,770 - Come on! We're going. - No, I'm not going anywhere. 474 00:35:15,947 --> 00:35:17,312 Miguel! 475 00:35:17,490 --> 00:35:19,026 Stop it! 476 00:35:23,204 --> 00:35:24,865 Thanks a lot, partner! 477 00:35:27,667 --> 00:35:29,658 You read my mind! 478 00:35:29,878 --> 00:35:31,744 Stay here. 479 00:35:31,921 --> 00:35:34,629 We gotta get as far away from these things as we can! 480 00:35:35,383 --> 00:35:37,795 - They let you out? - You damn right! 481 00:35:37,969 --> 00:35:40,961 They got bigger fish to fry now, believe you me! 482 00:35:41,181 --> 00:35:42,763 Come on, boy! 483 00:35:42,932 --> 00:35:45,014 We're leaving... without you. 484 00:35:45,769 --> 00:35:48,602 We're going to live with Uncle Hector in Tucson. 485 00:35:48,772 --> 00:35:50,809 Pfft... [LAUGHS] 486 00:35:51,191 --> 00:35:52,602 Hector! 487 00:35:52,776 --> 00:35:55,894 Like hell you are! I'm still your father. 488 00:35:56,029 --> 00:35:57,895 No, you're not. 489 00:35:58,073 --> 00:36:00,405 You're just the man who married my mother. 490 00:36:00,617 --> 00:36:02,528 You're nothing to me! 491 00:36:02,702 --> 00:36:04,613 Oh... 492 00:36:06,498 --> 00:36:08,114 Oh! 493 00:36:08,917 --> 00:36:10,954 Well, what about Troy? 494 00:36:11,127 --> 00:36:13,038 - Troy? - Yeah. 495 00:36:13,213 --> 00:36:16,922 For once in your life, why don't you think about what's best for him? 496 00:36:17,092 --> 00:36:20,210 Who has to beg for money to buy him medicine when you screw up? Huh? 497 00:36:20,345 --> 00:36:22,632 Who? Who?! 498 00:36:22,806 --> 00:36:24,137 You stop it right now! 499 00:36:25,058 --> 00:36:27,140 I'm not a baby any more! 500 00:36:27,435 --> 00:36:31,679 I don't want your stupid medicine, because I'm so sick of medicine! 501 00:36:31,856 --> 00:36:34,518 Do you know what this stuff costs? 502 00:36:34,651 --> 00:36:36,642 Do you wanna get sick again? 503 00:36:37,237 --> 00:36:39,274 Do you? 504 00:36:40,699 --> 00:36:44,658 The L.A.P.D. is asking Los Angelenos not to fire their guns at the visitor spacecraft. 505 00:36:46,788 --> 00:36:49,246 You may inadvertently trigger an interstellar war. 506 00:36:49,416 --> 00:36:52,499 Do you think we can find something better to do with our time? 507 00:36:52,669 --> 00:36:54,376 Where you been, Stevie? 508 00:36:54,546 --> 00:36:56,878 Man, this is unbelievable. This is, like, huge. 509 00:36:57,048 --> 00:37:01,633 - They've recalled everybody. - Looks like the mail's still working. 510 00:37:03,430 --> 00:37:05,216 Oh! Oh, oh... 511 00:37:05,390 --> 00:37:08,348 Uh... You'll have to do the honour is for me, man. 512 00:37:08,518 --> 00:37:11,101 - You're a wuss! - Whatever. Shut up and read it. 513 00:37:11,813 --> 00:37:15,272 It says... Captain Steven Hiller 514 00:37:15,442 --> 00:37:16,648 .loser. 515 00:37:16,818 --> 00:37:19,276 - Come on, come on! - Blah, blah, blah, blah! 516 00:37:20,196 --> 00:37:22,187 We regret to inform you that 517 00:37:22,365 --> 00:37:25,153 despite your excellent record of service. 518 00:37:27,662 --> 00:37:28,993 I'm sorry, man. 519 00:37:29,789 --> 00:37:31,655 You know what you need to do? 520 00:37:31,833 --> 00:37:35,497 You need to, like, kiss some serious booty to get ahead in this world. 521 00:37:35,670 --> 00:37:37,661 That's what I'm trying to tell you. 522 00:37:37,839 --> 00:37:39,830 See, I like the one-knee approach 523 00:37:40,008 --> 00:37:44,002 because it puts the booty, like, right in front of the lip... 524 00:37:44,179 --> 00:37:46,716 - What's this? - That's nothing. 525 00:37:46,890 --> 00:37:47,890 What is this? 526 00:37:48,683 --> 00:37:51,266 Jasmine kind of has a thing for dolphins. 527 00:37:51,436 --> 00:37:54,224 Stevie, this is a wedding ring. 528 00:37:58,985 --> 00:38:01,568 I thought you said you were gonna break it all off? 529 00:38:01,738 --> 00:38:03,570 [SIGHS] Yes... 530 00:38:06,534 --> 00:38:08,616 Man, you know I really like Jasmine. 531 00:38:08,787 --> 00:38:10,869 You know that, right? 532 00:38:11,915 --> 00:38:17,456 Man, you're never gonna get to fly the space shuttle if you marry a stripper. 533 00:38:17,754 --> 00:38:19,495 [DANCE MUSIC] 534 00:38:24,177 --> 00:38:29,798 [TV] It could only happen in California. Here's Wendy Walsh with a special report. 535 00:38:29,974 --> 00:38:33,968 Hundreds of UFO fanatics have gathered on rooftops in Los Angeles 536 00:38:34,145 --> 00:38:36,056 lo welcome the new arrivals. 537 00:38:36,231 --> 00:38:38,598 Oh, God! I hope they bring back Elvis! 538 00:38:38,775 --> 00:38:42,769 I just came in to get my check tonight and I got talked into working. 539 00:38:42,946 --> 00:38:44,903 Oh, I must have been tripping. 540 00:38:45,073 --> 00:38:46,984 It's the party event of the century! 541 00:38:47,158 --> 00:38:49,650 Everyone is invited, especially you-know-who. 542 00:38:49,828 --> 00:38:52,616 - This is so cool! - Girl, please! 543 00:38:52,789 --> 00:38:56,703 Onh, hey! I made it before I came in tonight. 544 00:38:57,710 --> 00:38:58,996 Check it out! 545 00:38:59,170 --> 00:39:02,413 Now, I know you're not thinking about joining those idiots. 546 00:39:02,715 --> 00:39:04,672 Oh, I am going over there as soon as I get off. 547 00:39:06,803 --> 00:39:08,803 - Do you wanna come? - Tiffany, listen to me a sec. 548 00:39:08,930 --> 00:39:12,844 I've got a really bad feeling about this. I don't want you to go. 549 00:39:13,017 --> 00:39:16,135 Oh, like the really bad feeling you got when I went to Las Vegas? 550 00:39:16,312 --> 00:39:20,522 Yeah. And I was right. You didn't get the job and you lost all your money gambling. 551 00:39:20,692 --> 00:39:23,775 Yeah, but I wasn't in L.A. for the earthquake. 552 00:39:24,904 --> 00:39:27,191 Tiff, I really don't want you to go up there. 553 00:39:27,365 --> 00:39:29,697 - Now promise me you won't. - Oh! 554 00:39:29,868 --> 00:39:31,950 Come on, girl! Promise me. 555 00:39:33,246 --> 00:39:34,907 I promise. 556 00:39:36,165 --> 00:39:37,200 Okay. 557 00:39:38,209 --> 00:39:39,370 Look 558 00:39:39,544 --> 00:39:43,037 I'm going. I'm out of town for a while. 559 00:39:43,214 --> 00:39:45,125 - Later. - Bye. 560 00:39:45,925 --> 00:39:48,007 Hey, there's my angel. Come on. 561 00:39:48,177 --> 00:39:50,214 Come on, Boomer. Let's go. 562 00:39:50,388 --> 00:39:52,129 Hey, talk to your boyfriend later. 563 00:39:52,307 --> 00:39:55,390 Hey! What the hell's the kid doing here? Huh? Get out of here! 564 00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:58,473 - You try finding a sitter today. - Hey! Where are you going? 565 00:39:58,646 --> 00:40:02,480 - You leave... you're fired. - Nice working with you, Mario. 566 00:40:03,067 --> 00:40:05,229 Come on, Boomer. 567 00:40:10,658 --> 00:40:15,152 Everyone is trying to get out of Washington. We're the only schmucks trying to get in. 568 00:40:16,915 --> 00:40:18,997 What the hell is that? 569 00:40:20,001 --> 00:40:22,789 Pops, this is every phone book in America. 570 00:40:22,962 --> 00:40:25,750 You think an important person like Constance will be listed? 571 00:40:25,924 --> 00:40:28,962 She always keeps her portable phone listed for emergencies. 572 00:40:29,135 --> 00:40:32,378 Sometimes it's her first initial, sometimes her nickname... 573 00:40:32,555 --> 00:40:35,422 - Sometimes just her... - Oy, my God! 574 00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:37,511 Hey, hey, hey! Slow down! 575 00:40:37,685 --> 00:40:39,141 [CAR HORNS] 576 00:40:39,938 --> 00:40:42,851 - Pit stops! - Tell them! 577 00:40:45,068 --> 00:40:46,149 Slow down! 578 00:40:46,736 --> 00:40:48,101 Off-ramp! 579 00:40:50,782 --> 00:40:51,817 Slow down! 580 00:40:53,493 --> 00:40:55,700 - Oh! We made it! We made it! - Good. 581 00:40:58,331 --> 00:40:59,821 Nice driving, Pops. 582 00:41:00,249 --> 00:41:01,785 Well... 583 00:41:03,586 --> 00:41:07,875 - So, not listed, huh? - No, no. I just haven't found it yet. Um 584 00:41:08,049 --> 00:41:11,758 I tried C. Spano, Connie Spano... Spunky... Spano... 585 00:41:11,928 --> 00:41:13,043 Spunky? 586 00:41:14,389 --> 00:41:17,177 - College nickname. - Uh-huh. Cute. 587 00:41:18,893 --> 00:41:21,134 - You tried Levinson? - She didn't take my name. 588 00:41:21,312 --> 00:41:24,100 - Why would she...? What are you talking about? - Try it. 589 00:41:25,274 --> 00:41:26,981 Okay. Here. Look. 590 00:41:32,156 --> 00:41:33,567 So, what do I know? Hmm? 591 00:41:33,866 --> 00:41:35,857 [SHOUTING] 592 00:41:44,711 --> 00:41:46,247 So? 593 00:41:46,421 --> 00:41:48,708 Do you wanna ring the bell, or should 1? 594 00:41:48,881 --> 00:41:50,542 [ENGAGED TONE] 595 00:41:50,717 --> 00:41:54,381 - Oh, perfect, she's using it. - What? It's busy? 596 00:41:54,554 --> 00:41:59,765 Yeah, I can use her signal to triangulate her exact position in the White House. 597 00:41:59,934 --> 00:42:02,392 - You can do that? - Yeah. 598 00:42:02,562 --> 00:42:05,304 All cable repairmen can, Pops. 599 00:42:05,565 --> 00:42:06,805 Take care. 600 00:42:06,983 --> 00:42:08,974 [TV] The president remains at the White House. 601 00:42:09,152 --> 00:42:11,689 Question. Are Mr. Whitmore's actions 602 00:42:11,863 --> 00:42:13,854 [A] ultra brave, 603 00:42:14,032 --> 00:42:16,490 - [OR B] foolhardy? - [PHONE RINGS] 604 00:42:16,868 --> 00:42:19,235 - What? - [DAVID] Don't hang up, sweetie. 605 00:42:19,412 --> 00:42:21,653 David! How did you get this number? 606 00:42:21,831 --> 00:42:26,075 - Do me a favour. Walk to the window. - And I'm looking for what? 607 00:42:26,252 --> 00:42:28,118 You'll see. 608 00:42:28,296 --> 00:42:30,253 Over here. 609 00:42:31,424 --> 00:42:33,540 See us? 610 00:42:33,718 --> 00:42:35,584 How does he do that? 611 00:42:44,437 --> 00:42:48,180 In light of our apparent inability to communicate with the visitors 612 00:42:48,357 --> 00:42:51,691 Pentagon officials have retrofit this Sky lift helicopter 613 00:42:51,861 --> 00:42:54,193 with a visual communications device. 614 00:42:54,363 --> 00:42:58,448 - Mr. President. - Gentlemen, be seated. 615 00:42:58,618 --> 00:43:01,280 - Where are we now? - We're just commencing lift off. 616 00:43:01,454 --> 00:43:04,196 And refitted with these enormous light panels 617 00:43:04,373 --> 00:43:06,865 that are attached to the hull and onto the sides. 618 00:43:07,043 --> 00:43:09,250 [PILOT] Echo One, Welcome Wagon is in the air. 619 00:43:09,420 --> 00:43:11,457 I repeat, Welcome Wagon is in the air. 620 00:43:11,631 --> 00:43:14,965 Roger, Welcome Wagon. Echo One, right beside you. 621 00:43:15,134 --> 00:43:17,796 This is something I would never believe that I would be! 622 00:43:17,970 --> 00:43:20,007 In the White House! Look at this! 623 00:43:20,598 --> 00:43:23,761 If I knew I was gonna meet the president, I would have worn a tie. 624 00:43:23,935 --> 00:43:25,972 Look at me, I look like a schlemiel. 625 00:43:26,145 --> 00:43:27,385 You look fine, Pops. 626 00:43:28,022 --> 00:43:29,308 Oy, my God! 627 00:43:29,482 --> 00:43:34,477 - David, I don't know if he'll want to see you. - Then we're wasting time, we should go. 628 00:43:34,654 --> 00:43:37,817 - Why wouldn't he listen? - Last time I saw him, we had a fight. 629 00:43:37,990 --> 00:43:40,482 You walked in the room and punched him in the head. 630 00:43:40,660 --> 00:43:42,901 - The president! - He wasn't president then. 631 00:43:43,079 --> 00:43:45,616 I punched him, he fought back. It was a fight! 632 00:43:45,790 --> 00:43:47,701 A fight that you started! 633 00:43:47,875 --> 00:43:49,707 David thought I was having an affair. 634 00:43:49,877 --> 00:43:51,788 - With the president? - Which I wasn't! 635 00:43:51,963 --> 00:43:54,250 Either go get him, or we should head back. 636 00:43:54,423 --> 00:43:56,823 All right, I'll get him. Wait here, and don't touch anything! 637 00:43:58,678 --> 00:44:00,419 You punched the president? 638 00:44:00,596 --> 00:44:01,711 God! 639 00:44:09,856 --> 00:44:11,722 Nearing point of contact, Echo One. 640 00:44:11,899 --> 00:44:15,813 - We're closing in. - Roger that. Begin sequence when ready. 641 00:44:18,156 --> 00:44:20,238 This I like. 642 00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:23,237 Look at this! 643 00:44:23,411 --> 00:44:25,869 You know what famous people have been here? Hmm? 644 00:44:26,038 --> 00:44:27,038 Yes, Dad. 645 00:44:27,081 --> 00:44:29,072 Politicians... Actors... 646 00:44:29,250 --> 00:44:31,287 Baseball players, singers... 647 00:44:31,460 --> 00:44:33,326 And now me! 648 00:44:33,838 --> 00:44:35,954 Imagine that! A poor immigrant like me... 649 00:44:36,132 --> 00:44:38,123 - It's a dream! - Shh! David, please! 650 00:44:38,509 --> 00:44:40,716 [TV] The three choppers are approaching 651 00:44:40,887 --> 00:44:45,757 what has been unanimously agreed to be the front of these spaceships... 652 00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:49,426 You're leaving now? 653 00:44:49,604 --> 00:44:52,392 - See if they've got those pens they give away. - Dad, what? 654 00:44:54,525 --> 00:44:55,981 I don't have a choice. 655 00:44:56,694 --> 00:44:59,561 - I don't have time for this. - Two minutes, Tom, please. 656 00:44:59,739 --> 00:45:02,356 Mr. President, Julius Levinson. David is my son. 657 00:45:02,533 --> 00:45:05,742 - I told you he wouldn't listen. - You have to tell him now. 658 00:45:05,912 --> 00:45:08,449 David, you have to tell him! David, tell him! 659 00:45:11,375 --> 00:45:14,083 Uh... I know why we have satellite disruption. 660 00:45:16,547 --> 00:45:18,083 All right. Go ahead. 661 00:45:19,050 --> 00:45:20,836 Okay. 662 00:45:21,010 --> 00:45:26,551 Let's say that you wanted to coordinate with spaceships on different sides of the Earth. 663 00:45:26,724 --> 00:45:29,056 They couldn't send a direct signal, right? 664 00:45:30,186 --> 00:45:34,225 - You mean line of sight? - Right. The curve of the Earth prevents it. 665 00:45:34,398 --> 00:45:38,733 You'd need satellites to relay that signal in order to reach each ship. 666 00:45:38,903 --> 00:45:42,112 Well, I found a signal hidden inside 667 00:45:42,949 --> 00:45:45,190 our own satellite system. 668 00:45:47,411 --> 00:45:50,529 Excuse me, Mr. President. They're starting. 669 00:45:53,376 --> 00:45:55,959 They're using our own satellites against us. 670 00:45:59,507 --> 00:46:00,963 The clock is ticking. 671 00:46:05,388 --> 00:46:07,720 - Bringing it in to hover. - Welcome Wagon. 672 00:46:07,890 --> 00:46:10,302 Echo One. Approaching alien ship. 673 00:46:11,978 --> 00:46:14,140 Initiating communication sequence. 674 00:46:15,815 --> 00:46:18,182 Welcome Wagon has commenced. 675 00:46:23,781 --> 00:46:26,489 General Grey, coordinate with the Atlantic Command. 676 00:46:26,659 --> 00:46:29,993 - Tell them to evacuate people from the cities. - Yes, sir. 677 00:46:30,162 --> 00:46:33,154 Get those helicopters away from the ship. Call them back! 678 00:46:33,332 --> 00:46:35,494 - What the hell's going on? - We're leaving. 679 00:46:35,668 --> 00:46:36,954 Kim! My daughter. 680 00:46:38,587 --> 00:46:40,954 Uh... There's something happening here. 681 00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:46,592 They're responding. 682 00:46:46,762 --> 00:46:48,503 [TV] Something is happening. 683 00:46:51,559 --> 00:46:55,223 It looks like there's activity. This may be a response, Echo One. 684 00:46:55,396 --> 00:46:57,478 We see it, too. Can't identify it. 685 00:47:09,410 --> 00:47:13,244 We are evacuating. I repeat, we are evacuating the White House. 686 00:47:15,541 --> 00:47:18,249 Load the rest of the staff in the second helicopter. 687 00:47:20,212 --> 00:47:22,624 - Is my wife in the air? - She will be shortly. 688 00:47:23,257 --> 00:47:24,543 Nice. Very nice. 689 00:47:24,717 --> 00:47:27,084 Good! Close the door! Hatch secure! 690 00:47:28,220 --> 00:47:29,802 We have our own phone. 691 00:47:32,975 --> 00:47:34,386 Move out of here. 692 00:47:37,438 --> 00:47:39,554 The president's ordered an evacuation. 693 00:47:39,732 --> 00:47:42,474 Our prayers go out to the pilots' families. 694 00:47:42,651 --> 00:47:45,018 - Indeed, God help us all. - Mrs. Whitmore. 695 00:47:45,196 --> 00:47:47,779 The visitors responded with terrifying... 696 00:47:47,948 --> 00:47:51,782 Authorities have called for the evacuation of Los Angeles County. 697 00:47:51,952 --> 00:47:55,240 People are advised to avoid the highways wherever possible. 698 00:47:55,414 --> 00:47:57,451 Oh, yeah, great! Now he tells me. 699 00:48:03,297 --> 00:48:06,506 This is the Los Angeles Police Department. 700 00:48:06,675 --> 00:48:11,385 Please vacate the premises immediately for your own safety. 701 00:48:27,405 --> 00:48:29,942 - Can we move it along? - Dr. Katz's office. 702 00:48:30,116 --> 00:48:33,325 - Hello. Dr. Katz, please. - I'm sorry, he's not available. 703 00:48:33,494 --> 00:48:36,953 For $300 an hour, you can put me through to his house in the Hamptons! 704 00:48:45,297 --> 00:48:48,255 This is the Los Angeles Police Department. 705 00:48:48,592 --> 00:48:52,176 Please vacate the premises immediately for your own safety. 706 00:48:54,306 --> 00:48:56,388 Mrs. Whitmore! 707 00:48:56,809 --> 00:48:58,720 You must leave now. 708 00:48:58,894 --> 00:49:00,259 No! 709 00:49:04,859 --> 00:49:06,975 The First Lady's secured. We're on the move. 710 00:49:17,288 --> 00:49:19,245 They're opening up! 711 00:49:30,885 --> 00:49:33,047 It's so pretty. 712 00:50:00,164 --> 00:50:01,654 Get the hell out of here! 713 00:50:15,387 --> 00:50:18,550 Go ahead, pilot. We're ready to take off right now. 714 00:50:18,724 --> 00:50:20,965 Can we get a blanket for Patricia? 715 00:50:24,438 --> 00:50:26,099 Here. 716 00:50:40,829 --> 00:50:42,285 Time's up. 717 00:51:46,228 --> 00:51:48,014 Oh, crap. 718 00:53:25,244 --> 00:53:27,485 Oh, my God! Come on, Dylan! We gotta go! 719 00:53:28,247 --> 00:53:29,737 Come on, Boomer! 720 00:54:09,621 --> 00:54:10,656 Boomer! 721 00:54:14,460 --> 00:54:15,996 Boomer! 722 00:54:43,405 --> 00:54:46,397 [MAN ON RADIO] Reports are unclear as to the extent of the devastation, 723 00:54:46,575 --> 00:54:49,943 but it appears that Los Angeles, Washington, and New York are in ruins. 724 00:54:50,120 --> 00:54:52,282 Good God! 725 00:54:52,456 --> 00:54:53,912 I've been saying it. 726 00:54:54,082 --> 00:54:57,700 I've been saying it for ten damn years! Ain't I, Miguel? 727 00:54:57,878 --> 00:54:59,915 Huh? I've been saying it! 728 00:55:00,672 --> 00:55:03,255 Dad, I'm sick. I don't feel good. 729 00:55:03,425 --> 00:55:04,665 Pull it over, man. 730 00:55:09,348 --> 00:55:11,840 [VOMITS] 731 00:55:13,352 --> 00:55:17,061 - We're gonna be all right, Troy. - Yeah, leave me alone. I got it. 732 00:55:21,193 --> 00:55:22,524 Miguel! 733 00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:25,357 Look at all that. 734 00:55:47,886 --> 00:55:50,969 We could have evacuated the cities hours ago. 735 00:55:53,851 --> 00:55:56,434 That's the advantage of being a fighter pilot. 736 00:55:57,896 --> 00:56:00,263 In the Gulf War, we knew what we had to do. 737 00:56:02,734 --> 00:56:04,475 This is just 738 00:56:05,404 --> 00:56:07,736 not simple any more. 739 00:56:08,657 --> 00:56:10,739 A lot of people died today. 740 00:56:15,873 --> 00:56:17,910 How many didn't have to? 741 00:56:20,919 --> 00:56:22,455 Any news on my wife yet? 742 00:56:24,006 --> 00:56:26,919 The helicopter never made it to Nellis. 743 00:56:29,261 --> 00:56:31,298 No radio contact. 744 00:56:38,020 --> 00:56:40,102 Come on, Dylan. Stay close. 745 00:56:50,115 --> 00:56:51,901 Here it is. 746 00:57:16,558 --> 00:57:18,640 What happened, Mummy? 747 00:57:20,729 --> 00:57:22,720 I don't know, baby. 748 00:57:22,981 --> 00:57:25,598 You men will be the first wave in our counterattack. 749 00:57:25,776 --> 00:57:27,813 Our target is to the north 750 00:57:27,986 --> 00:57:31,195 centred above what remains of down town Los Angeles. 751 00:57:31,365 --> 00:57:33,322 Our Black Knight Squadron... 752 00:57:33,492 --> 00:57:35,824 - Are you scared, man? - Nope. 753 00:57:37,371 --> 00:57:39,362 - You? - Nope. 754 00:57:42,042 --> 00:57:44,955 - Hold me! - Hey, hey, pay attention. 755 00:57:46,004 --> 00:57:48,086 Something you wanna add, Captain Hiller? 756 00:57:48,256 --> 00:57:51,840 No, sir. Just a little anxious to whup ET's ass, that's all. 757 00:57:52,010 --> 00:57:53,546 [LAUGHTER] 758 00:57:54,179 --> 00:57:55,715 You'll get your chance. 759 00:57:56,390 --> 00:57:58,222 You'll all get your chance. 760 00:57:58,392 --> 00:58:00,178 Good hunting. 761 00:58:00,769 --> 00:58:01,850 Dismissed! 762 00:58:02,562 --> 00:58:05,350 Let's kick the tires and light the fires, Big Daddy! 763 00:58:05,983 --> 00:58:08,065 [MAN] Ready to go, sir! 764 00:58:09,027 --> 00:58:11,769 Let's bring it home. Bring that bad boy home, captain! 765 00:58:11,947 --> 00:58:13,858 - You loose? - Yes, sir! 766 00:58:14,032 --> 00:58:18,617 - Got your victory dance? - Oh, I got it right here... yeah! 767 00:58:18,787 --> 00:58:22,621 Hey, don't get pre-patrol on me. We don't light up till the fat lady sings. 768 00:58:22,791 --> 00:58:24,452 I'm all ears, brother! 769 00:58:33,385 --> 00:58:34,716 You the man! 770 00:58:40,308 --> 00:58:43,517 - All right, gentlemen, we're on. - General, it's NORAD. 771 00:58:45,397 --> 00:58:46,887 General Grey here. 772 00:58:47,065 --> 00:58:48,065 Al? 773 00:58:48,233 --> 00:58:50,941 All communications with the cities are down. 774 00:58:51,111 --> 00:58:54,524 - All systems gone. - For intelligence, we believe it's a total loss. 775 00:58:54,698 --> 00:58:57,281 How about our boys? Where are they? 776 00:58:57,743 --> 00:59:00,110 ETA to target, four minutes. 777 00:59:08,253 --> 00:59:09,914 I shouldn't have left her. 778 00:59:10,088 --> 00:59:11,920 Don't worry about it, big man. 779 00:59:12,090 --> 00:59:15,128 I'm sure she got out of here before it happened. 780 00:59:15,302 --> 00:59:18,465 Or, as the good Reverend would say 781 00:59:18,638 --> 00:59:22,802 [IMITATES JESSE JACKSON] Why we're on this particular mission, we'll never know. 782 00:59:22,976 --> 00:59:25,843 But I do know, here today 783 00:59:26,021 --> 00:59:29,230 that the Black Knights will emerge victorious once again.” 784 00:59:29,399 --> 00:59:32,562 - Amen, man! - Amen, Reverend. 785 00:59:46,291 --> 00:59:48,282 Holy God! 786 00:59:52,130 --> 00:59:53,712 Lock and load! 787 00:59:56,593 --> 01:00:00,461 Roger that. L.A. attack squadron has Amraam missiles locked on target. 788 01:00:00,639 --> 01:00:03,256 Washington and New York squadrons report lock-on. 789 01:00:03,433 --> 01:00:04,468 Fire at will. 790 01:00:04,643 --> 01:00:06,634 - Fire at will. - Fire at will. 791 01:00:08,355 --> 01:00:11,689 Knights, we are red and free. Knight One, fox three! 792 01:00:12,359 --> 01:00:14,066 Knight Three, fox three! 793 01:00:14,736 --> 01:00:16,101 Knight Seven, fox three. 794 01:00:18,365 --> 01:00:21,107 Missiles have been fired. 795 01:00:40,637 --> 01:00:43,174 - Are they not getting through? - No, sir, not one. 796 01:00:43,348 --> 01:00:46,466 Command, Knight One. Switching to Sidewinders, moving in. 797 01:00:50,147 --> 01:00:53,230 Knight Three, low 50 knots reference 120. 798 01:00:55,110 --> 01:00:56,566 Knight Seven, 120. 799 01:00:56,736 --> 01:00:59,194 Knight One, sweep lock. Fox two. 800 01:00:59,364 --> 01:01:00,946 Knight Seven... 801 01:01:05,245 --> 01:01:06,360 Come on, come on! 802 01:01:12,335 --> 01:01:15,873 They must have a protective shield over the hull! Knights, pull up! 803 01:01:21,428 --> 01:01:24,546 - Knight Three, pull up! - Complete failure in the stators! 804 01:01:24,723 --> 01:01:26,384 Pull up! 805 01:01:26,558 --> 01:01:27,923 Agh! 806 01:01:35,400 --> 01:01:37,061 Blow through, blow through! 807 01:01:37,235 --> 01:01:39,602 Too many of them! 808 01:01:41,406 --> 01:01:43,067 They got another one, sir. 809 01:01:46,369 --> 01:01:49,407 Oh, no, you did not shoot that green shit at me! 810 01:01:52,334 --> 01:01:54,416 I got you covered, Big Daddy! 811 01:01:57,797 --> 01:01:59,458 Damn, they got shields, too! 812 01:02:10,769 --> 01:02:13,101 Let's go, Knights! Move, Knights! Move! 813 01:02:18,026 --> 01:02:19,232 Jesus! 814 01:02:19,402 --> 01:02:21,268 They got another one, sir. And two more. 815 01:02:21,446 --> 01:02:23,778 - They're dropping like flies. - We're losing it. 816 01:02:23,949 --> 01:02:25,906 All right, get them out of there. 817 01:02:26,076 --> 01:02:30,821 Squadron leaders, retreat to fallback position. Abort mission right away! 818 01:02:34,209 --> 01:02:37,747 We're gonna have to make a run for this one! Let's get low and fast! 819 01:02:37,921 --> 01:02:39,912 I gotcha, Big Daddy! Let's get them! 820 01:02:40,090 --> 01:02:41,501 Whoo! 821 01:02:42,425 --> 01:02:43,425 Watch the deck! 822 01:02:52,060 --> 01:02:55,803 - Squadron leader, abort! Abort! - This isn't happening fast enough! 823 01:02:55,981 --> 01:02:57,062 Get them out! 824 01:03:04,072 --> 01:03:07,315 - The monitor! Where's the picture? - We've lost the satellite. 825 01:03:11,955 --> 01:03:14,413 - We got two on our six, Jimmy. Shackle! - Roger. 826 01:03:16,293 --> 01:03:18,375 Come on, come on! Move, move, move! 827 01:03:19,713 --> 01:03:24,253 - It's gonna be like white on rice, Big Daddy! - They ain't got nothing for us! Let's push it! 828 01:03:24,426 --> 01:03:28,636 - I can't shake them. - Yes, you can. Just the way I showed you. 829 01:03:28,805 --> 01:03:31,297 - I'm gonna try something. - Nothing stupid! 830 01:03:31,474 --> 01:03:33,010 - You know me! - That's what I mean. 831 01:03:33,184 --> 01:03:36,347 - Aah! - Jimmy, you can't bank at that speed! 832 01:03:37,480 --> 01:03:40,689 - Jimmy, he's closing on you! - [GASPING] 833 01:03:42,152 --> 01:03:45,395 - Put your mask back on! That's an order! - I can't breathe! 834 01:03:46,656 --> 01:03:48,442 Jimmy! 835 01:03:49,284 --> 01:03:50,570 Jimmy! 836 01:03:52,996 --> 01:03:54,407 Jimmy, no! 837 01:03:54,581 --> 01:03:56,538 Affirmative. We have incoming. 838 01:03:56,708 --> 01:03:59,120 - Let me have it, son. - You got it. 839 01:03:59,294 --> 01:04:00,625 Friendly? 840 01:04:01,546 --> 01:04:02,707 Sergeant? 841 01:04:02,881 --> 01:04:04,963 I don't think so. 842 01:04:06,426 --> 01:04:08,758 [AIR-RAID SIREN] 843 01:04:32,202 --> 01:04:33,692 Come on and get me! 844 01:04:38,708 --> 01:04:40,494 What are you shooting at? 845 01:04:40,668 --> 01:04:43,376 Where you at, baby?! Come on! Come on! 846 01:04:48,676 --> 01:04:50,007 You can't hit nothing! 847 01:05:08,113 --> 01:05:09,148 Whoa! Low bridge! 848 01:05:14,035 --> 01:05:16,652 See if you can fly that thing under cover! 849 01:05:19,916 --> 01:05:21,907 Ha-ha! Hope you got an airbag! 850 01:05:23,711 --> 01:05:25,418 Whoo! 851 01:05:46,693 --> 01:05:48,434 [GRUNTS] 852 01:05:51,072 --> 01:05:52,904 Aah! 853 01:05:59,497 --> 01:06:01,579 Son of a bitch! 854 01:06:03,710 --> 01:06:05,371 Aah! 855 01:06:05,545 --> 01:06:07,331 That's right! That's right! 856 01:06:07,505 --> 01:06:09,291 Get off! Get off of me! 857 01:06:09,466 --> 01:06:11,377 That's what you'll get! Ha-ha! 858 01:06:11,551 --> 01:06:12,882 Look at you! 859 01:06:13,052 --> 01:06:16,135 Ship all banged up! Who's the man?! 860 01:06:16,306 --> 01:06:19,173 Huh? Who's the man?! Wait till I get another plane! 861 01:06:19,350 --> 01:06:21,887 I'm lining all your friends up, right beside you! 862 01:06:23,521 --> 01:06:26,183 Where you at? Huh? Where you at? 863 01:06:38,077 --> 01:06:40,159 Welcome to Earth. 864 01:06:50,548 --> 01:06:53,256 That's what I call a close encounter. 865 01:06:57,847 --> 01:07:00,930 Baby, stay right here. Stay right here with Boomer. 866 01:07:10,568 --> 01:07:12,559 Keys. Come on, keys. 867 01:07:12,820 --> 01:07:14,026 Yes! 868 01:07:14,197 --> 01:07:17,064 Come, baby, come on. Come on! 869 01:07:17,492 --> 01:07:18,903 - [ENGINE STARTS] - Yes! 870 01:07:19,077 --> 01:07:23,036 Reports indicate that this battle has repeated itself all over the world 871 01:07:23,206 --> 01:07:24,788 with the same results. 872 01:07:25,583 --> 01:07:29,577 You're just like your mother, you know that? She was stubborn too. 873 01:07:29,754 --> 01:07:32,963 I had to twist her arm to get her to take her medicine. 874 01:07:33,132 --> 01:07:34,132 [CHUCKLES] 875 01:07:34,259 --> 01:07:37,593 - You're gonna be all right. - You're gonna be fine. 876 01:07:40,557 --> 01:07:43,174 See, Troy? You're feeling better already. 877 01:07:43,935 --> 01:07:48,099 I couldn't find anything. Everyone's packing up. They're leaving. 878 01:07:48,273 --> 01:07:51,732 - They said a spaceship is headed this way. - We'd better leave too, then. 879 01:07:51,901 --> 01:07:52,901 [KNOCKS] 880 01:07:54,279 --> 01:07:56,486 Penicillin. It'll help keep his fever down. 881 01:07:56,656 --> 01:07:59,819 Thank you. It's really nice of you to help us. 882 01:07:59,993 --> 01:08:02,451 I wish I could do more, but we're moving out. 883 01:08:02,954 --> 01:08:04,911 I-I'm going with you. 884 01:08:08,251 --> 01:08:11,915 Um... Well... |- just mean that... that we're going too. 885 01:08:12,088 --> 01:08:13,123 Cool. 886 01:08:13,298 --> 01:08:17,633 Tell that punk to shut the door. We're out of here. He can sniff around somewhere else. 887 01:08:17,802 --> 01:08:18,963 - Bye. - Bye. 888 01:08:25,226 --> 01:08:26,887 [GROANING] 889 01:08:27,604 --> 01:08:30,642 It's Air Force One, for crying out loud. Still he gets sick. 890 01:08:30,815 --> 01:08:33,807 - I don't feel too good. - Look at me, huh? Like a rock. 891 01:08:35,903 --> 01:08:37,047 Could be bad weather or good weather. 892 01:08:37,071 --> 01:08:38,812 We could go up or down. 893 01:08:38,990 --> 01:08:42,028 We could go back, we could go forwards, side to side... 894 01:08:45,580 --> 01:08:47,446 What did I say? 895 01:08:49,375 --> 01:08:51,992 - He still gets airsick, huh? - Yeah. 896 01:08:52,879 --> 01:08:55,371 Julius, with all of this, I, uh 897 01:08:55,548 --> 01:08:57,630 I didn't get a chance to thank you two. 898 01:08:59,052 --> 01:09:01,293 All he could think of was getting to you. 899 01:09:04,432 --> 01:09:06,514 There's still love there, I think. 900 01:09:08,811 --> 01:09:10,893 Love was never a problem. 901 01:09:11,439 --> 01:09:13,521 All you need is love. 902 01:09:14,067 --> 01:09:16,058 John Lennon. Smart man. 903 01:09:16,235 --> 01:09:18,272 Shot in the back, very sad. 904 01:09:19,947 --> 01:09:24,066 [GREY] We've moved as many of our forces away from our bases as possible. 905 01:09:24,243 --> 01:09:28,612 - But we've already sustained heavy losses. - I spoke with the joint chiefs at NORAD. 906 01:09:28,790 --> 01:09:32,033 They agree we must counterattack with a full nuclear strike. 907 01:09:32,210 --> 01:09:33,621 Over American soil? 908 01:09:33,795 --> 01:09:38,130 You're saying we should sacrifice more innocent American civilians? 909 01:09:38,299 --> 01:09:41,542 If we don't strike soon, there may not be much of an America left! 910 01:09:41,719 --> 01:09:43,630 Sir! They've taken out NORAD. 911 01:09:43,805 --> 01:09:46,046 - What? - It's gone, sir. 912 01:09:46,224 --> 01:09:47,885 My God! 913 01:09:48,059 --> 01:09:50,300 The vice president? The joint chiefs? 914 01:09:50,478 --> 01:09:52,515 Mr. President. 915 01:09:52,980 --> 01:09:54,470 We must launch. 916 01:09:54,649 --> 01:09:59,143 A delay now would be more costly than when you waited to evacuate the cities. 917 01:09:59,320 --> 01:10:03,780 You're not gonna launch nuclear weapons. You'll kill them and us. If we fire nukes... 918 01:10:03,950 --> 01:10:08,444 - Sir, may I remind you, you are a guest here? - You ever hear of nuclear winter? 919 01:10:08,621 --> 01:10:11,488 - It's the end of life as we know it. - Just go. 920 01:10:11,666 --> 01:10:13,623 I don't have to go. It can't be allowed! 921 01:10:13,793 --> 01:10:16,831 - Shut up! Captain, get him out! - Don't tell him to shut up! 922 01:10:18,756 --> 01:10:21,418 You'd all be dead now if it wasn't for my David! 923 01:10:21,592 --> 01:10:23,674 None of you did anything to prevent this! 924 01:10:23,845 --> 01:10:27,509 There was nothing we could do. We were totally unprepared for this. 925 01:10:27,682 --> 01:10:29,923 - Don't give me unprepared! - Come on, Julius. 926 01:10:30,101 --> 01:10:33,139 It was, what? In the 1950s, you had that spaceship. 927 01:10:34,021 --> 01:10:37,434 - Dad. Look, Dad... - Yeah, that thing you found in New Mexico! 928 01:10:37,608 --> 01:10:39,690 - Where was that? - No, not the spaceship. 929 01:10:39,861 --> 01:10:43,695 Roswell. Roswell, New Mexico. No, you had the spaceship and the bodies! 930 01:10:43,865 --> 01:10:46,106 - Come on. - They were locked up in a bunker. 931 01:10:46,284 --> 01:10:47,319 Where was that? 932 01:10:47,493 --> 01:10:48,824 Area 51. Right? 933 01:10:48,995 --> 01:10:52,363 Area 51. You knew then! And you did nothing. 934 01:10:53,875 --> 01:10:55,786 Sir. 935 01:10:55,960 --> 01:10:58,702 Regardless of what you may have read in the tabloids 936 01:10:58,880 --> 01:11:02,714 there have never been any spacecraft recovered by our government. 937 01:11:02,884 --> 01:11:05,342 - Take my word for it. There's no Area 51. - Psh... 938 01:11:05,511 --> 01:11:07,548 And there's no recovered spaceship. 939 01:11:07,722 --> 01:11:10,805 Uh, excuse me, Mr. President... 940 01:11:11,225 --> 01:11:14,843 That's not entirely... accurate. 941 01:11:19,734 --> 01:11:21,816 What? Which part? 942 01:11:26,991 --> 01:11:28,982 Hold on, everybody! Hold on! 943 01:11:31,204 --> 01:11:32,740 Sorry. 944 01:11:50,973 --> 01:11:52,463 The end hath come! 945 01:11:52,642 --> 01:11:56,180 He spaketh his word and the end hath come! 946 01:11:56,354 --> 01:11:59,267 Hop on! We're heading out to El Toro! 947 01:12:00,233 --> 01:12:02,315 You cannot defy what hath come! 948 01:12:03,736 --> 01:12:06,478 It's the end! [SOBS] 949 01:12:11,369 --> 01:12:12,951 El Toro?! 950 01:12:20,419 --> 01:12:22,456 - [JASMINE] Can you give me a hand? - Sure. 951 01:12:30,179 --> 01:12:31,419 Oh, God... 952 01:12:35,518 --> 01:12:37,600 [BOOMER BARKS] 953 01:12:38,479 --> 01:12:40,686 Okay, okay, let's get this off. 954 01:12:40,857 --> 01:12:42,894 Here, let me help you. 955 01:12:45,945 --> 01:12:47,936 She's hurt pretty badly. 956 01:12:52,118 --> 01:12:55,076 You know, this was supposed to be my weekend off. 957 01:12:56,622 --> 01:12:58,283 But, no! 958 01:12:58,457 --> 01:13:02,792 You got me out here, dragging your heavy ass through the burning desert 959 01:13:02,962 --> 01:13:06,250 with your dreadlocks sticking out the back of my parachute. 960 01:13:06,883 --> 01:13:09,295 You gotta come down here with an attitude 961 01:13:09,468 --> 01:13:11,550 acting all big and bad. 962 01:13:13,639 --> 01:13:16,006 And what the hell is that smell?! 963 01:13:16,893 --> 01:13:18,725 Arrrrgh! 964 01:13:20,146 --> 01:13:22,103 I could've been at a barbecue! 965 01:13:23,399 --> 01:13:25,060 But I ain't mad. 966 01:13:25,443 --> 01:13:28,731 It's all right, it's all right. 967 01:13:43,878 --> 01:13:44,959 Hey! 968 01:13:45,671 --> 01:13:47,912 Hey! Hey... 969 01:13:53,346 --> 01:13:54,381 Hey! 970 01:14:07,652 --> 01:14:09,609 Do you need a lift, soldier? 971 01:14:09,779 --> 01:14:12,817 When I flew overhead, I saw a base not too far from here. 972 01:14:15,451 --> 01:14:17,033 It ain't on the map. 973 01:14:18,245 --> 01:14:20,361 Trust me, it's there. 974 01:14:35,888 --> 01:14:37,253 Attention! 975 01:14:41,227 --> 01:14:43,184 Mr. President. General. 976 01:14:43,354 --> 01:14:46,346 Welcome to Area 51. Please follow me. 977 01:14:47,900 --> 01:14:50,358 We're now 24 floors beneath the surface, 978 01:14:50,528 --> 01:14:53,361 and, uh... here's our main research facility. 979 01:14:53,739 --> 01:14:57,858 - Let's see it. - Sorry, sir, it's a clean room. It's static free... 980 01:14:58,035 --> 01:15:00,322 Open... the door. 981 01:15:01,747 --> 01:15:03,203 Yes, sir. 982 01:15:25,062 --> 01:15:26,177 My God. 983 01:15:26,355 --> 01:15:28,437 Why the hell wasn't I told about this place? 984 01:15:28,607 --> 01:15:32,771 Two words, Mr. President. Plausible deniability. 985 01:15:39,744 --> 01:15:42,156 I don't understand. Where does all this come from? 986 01:15:42,329 --> 01:15:44,912 How do you get funding for something like this? 987 01:15:45,082 --> 01:15:48,165 You don't actually think they spend $20,000 on a hammer 988 01:15:48,335 --> 01:15:50,372 $30,000 on a toilet seat, do you? 989 01:15:52,339 --> 01:15:54,546 Mr. President, this is Dr. Okun. 990 01:15:54,717 --> 01:15:58,881 He has headed up the research department on this project for the last 15 years. 991 01:16:00,598 --> 01:16:02,009 How do you do? 992 01:16:02,641 --> 01:16:05,053 [GASPS] Mr. President! 993 01:16:05,227 --> 01:16:07,093 Wow! 994 01:16:07,271 --> 01:16:08,306 Uh... This... 995 01:16:08,481 --> 01:16:10,518 What a pleasure! 996 01:16:11,192 --> 01:16:12,774 As you can imagine, they... 997 01:16:12,943 --> 01:16:14,809 They don't let us out much. 998 01:16:16,447 --> 01:16:18,688 I can understand that. [CLEARS THROAT] 999 01:16:19,909 --> 01:16:21,149 Well! 1000 01:16:21,577 --> 01:16:25,070 I guess you'd like to see the big tamale, huh? 1001 01:16:25,247 --> 01:16:26,578 Follow me. 1002 01:17:17,383 --> 01:17:19,750 She's a beaut, ain't she? 1003 01:17:22,012 --> 01:17:27,303 As you can see from the repairs, we've been trying to put her back together since the '60s. 1004 01:17:27,476 --> 01:17:30,389 You've had this for 40 years and you know nothing about them? 1005 01:17:30,563 --> 01:17:31,803 Oh, hell, no. 1006 01:17:31,981 --> 01:17:34,143 No, no, no, no. We know tons about them. 1007 01:17:35,067 --> 01:17:36,899 But the neatest stuff... 1008 01:17:37,069 --> 01:17:40,061 The neatest stuff has only happened in the last few days. 1009 01:17:40,239 --> 01:17:44,824 We can't duplicate their type of power so we've never been able to experiment. 1010 01:17:44,994 --> 01:17:49,989 But since these guys started showing up, all the little gizmos inside turned on. 1011 01:17:50,166 --> 01:17:53,659 [LAUGHS] The last 24 hours have been really exciting! 1012 01:17:53,836 --> 01:17:56,168 Exciting? People are dying out there. 1013 01:17:56,338 --> 01:17:58,955 Exciting isn't the word I'd choose to describe it! 1014 01:18:01,218 --> 01:18:03,585 You guys are hoping to fly this thing, huh? 1015 01:18:03,762 --> 01:18:06,094 You said you can repair their technology. 1016 01:18:06,265 --> 01:18:10,008 - Can you tell us anything useful about them? - Oh, yeah. Well, I mean... 1017 01:18:10,186 --> 01:18:12,302 They're not all that dissimilar from us. 1018 01:18:12,479 --> 01:18:16,723 Breathes oxygen, comparable tolerances to heat, cold. 1019 01:18:16,901 --> 01:18:19,689 Probably why they're interested in our planet. 1020 01:18:20,779 --> 01:18:22,269 Hey... 1021 01:18:22,448 --> 01:18:23,984 Hey. 1022 01:18:25,409 --> 01:18:26,991 You guys wanna see them? 1023 01:18:28,954 --> 01:18:29,954 Hmm? 1024 01:18:37,087 --> 01:18:38,577 Uh, this is... 1025 01:18:38,756 --> 01:18:40,793 This is the vault. 1026 01:18:41,258 --> 01:18:43,420 Or, as some of us have come to call it 1027 01:18:44,553 --> 01:18:46,544 the freak show. [CHUCKLES] 1028 01:19:08,953 --> 01:19:10,785 When we found them 1029 01:19:10,955 --> 01:19:14,289 they were wearing some sort of bio mechanical suits. 1030 01:19:14,458 --> 01:19:17,951 Once we got them off, we learned a great deal about their anatomy. 1031 01:19:18,712 --> 01:19:20,294 Eyes, ears 1032 01:19:20,464 --> 01:19:22,125 no vocal cords. 1033 01:19:22,299 --> 01:19:25,667 We assume they communicate with each other by some other means. 1034 01:19:25,844 --> 01:19:30,008 You're obviously not thinking about hand signals and body language. 1035 01:19:30,182 --> 01:19:34,016 No, it's some kind of extrasensory perception. Telepathy. 1036 01:19:34,728 --> 01:19:35,763 So... 1037 01:19:38,023 --> 01:19:40,105 It's an organic life form. 1038 01:19:43,320 --> 01:19:45,027 Can they be killed? 1039 01:19:45,197 --> 01:19:47,188 Their bodies are just as frail as ours. 1040 01:19:47,366 --> 01:19:49,778 These two died in the crash. 1041 01:19:49,952 --> 01:19:51,784 This one a few weeks later. 1042 01:19:51,954 --> 01:19:55,913 You just... have to get through their technology, which is 1043 01:19:56,083 --> 01:19:59,041 I'm sorry to say, far more advanced. 1044 01:20:00,587 --> 01:20:03,796 David, you unlocked part of their technology. 1045 01:20:03,966 --> 01:20:08,551 - You cracked the code. - No, no. All I did was stumble on their, um 1046 01:20:08,721 --> 01:20:11,839 signal. I don't know how, uh... helpful I can be. 1047 01:20:12,349 --> 01:20:15,182 Why don't you show him what you've discovered so far? 1048 01:20:16,312 --> 01:20:18,804 Figure out what they haven't thought of yet. 1049 01:20:19,773 --> 01:20:24,358 We'll see if you're as smart as we all hope you are. 1050 01:20:34,038 --> 01:20:35,654 What code? 1051 01:20:55,976 --> 01:20:58,843 Captain Steven Hiller, United States Marine Corps. 1052 01:20:59,021 --> 01:21:01,683 I'm sorry, captain. You don't have clearance. 1053 01:21:03,025 --> 01:21:04,686 Okay. Come here. 1054 01:21:04,860 --> 01:21:06,567 You wanna see my clearance? 1055 01:21:08,906 --> 01:21:09,906 [GASPS] 1056 01:21:10,032 --> 01:21:13,366 - Maybe I'll just leave this here with you. - Let them pass. 1057 01:21:13,952 --> 01:21:16,569 - Let them pass! - Get the hell out of the way! 1058 01:21:18,415 --> 01:21:19,655 Did you see that? 1059 01:21:20,667 --> 01:21:22,283 Come on down. 1060 01:21:22,461 --> 01:21:23,792 Watch your step. 1061 01:21:25,547 --> 01:21:29,381 Well, obviously this cockpit was designed to seat three. 1062 01:21:29,551 --> 01:21:31,963 Though how they sat on them, I don't know. 1063 01:21:32,638 --> 01:21:33,343 [DAVID] Gently. 1064 01:21:33,514 --> 01:21:36,131 - Uh... You see these gizmos flashing? - Yeah. 1065 01:21:36,308 --> 01:21:39,801 We've been working around the clock trying to get a fix on all this. 1066 01:21:39,978 --> 01:21:41,889 Some stuff we figured out right away. 1067 01:21:42,064 --> 01:21:46,228 Uh... This we're pretty sure is the life support for the cabin. 1068 01:21:46,402 --> 01:21:49,360 [COUGHS] And, uh... this doohickey is connected to... 1069 01:21:50,072 --> 01:21:55,283 Oh... Well, it was connected to the engine. Here, take that, will you? 1070 01:21:55,953 --> 01:21:59,821 Uh... These configurations... uh... 1071 01:22:01,917 --> 01:22:05,956 Well... To be honest, we don't know what the hell this crap is. 1072 01:22:06,755 --> 01:22:12,000 But this is clearly what they use to guide and navigate their craft. 1073 01:22:12,177 --> 01:22:14,168 Ha-ha! Neat, huh? 1074 01:22:14,346 --> 01:22:18,761 Uh, could somebody grab my laptop there? Can I just have the computer inside? 1075 01:22:18,934 --> 01:22:19,765 What? 1076 01:22:19,935 --> 01:22:23,724 These patterns are repeating sequentially, like their countdown signal. 1077 01:22:23,897 --> 01:22:27,185 They're using that frequency for computer communications. 1078 01:22:27,359 --> 01:22:30,602 See? That's how they're coordinating their ships. 1079 01:22:30,779 --> 01:22:32,440 You know 1080 01:22:32,614 --> 01:22:35,072 you're really starting to make us look bad. 1081 01:22:42,749 --> 01:22:45,366 They got one! They got one alive! 1082 01:22:45,544 --> 01:22:47,410 - They got one, alive! - Jesus! 1083 01:22:47,588 --> 01:22:49,955 Uh... You'll be okay by yourself, Dave? 1084 01:22:50,466 --> 01:22:51,466 Fine. 1085 01:22:51,633 --> 01:22:53,670 Uh... Don't touch anything. 1086 01:22:55,804 --> 01:22:58,967 Everybody's always telling me not to touch anything. 1087 01:23:01,977 --> 01:23:04,059 Oh! It's all wet... 1088 01:23:13,697 --> 01:23:15,984 Right here! He's in the back of the pickup. 1089 01:23:20,871 --> 01:23:24,409 General, sir. Captain Steven Hiller, United States Marine Corps. 1090 01:23:24,583 --> 01:23:26,244 Guess who's coming to dinner! 1091 01:23:27,044 --> 01:23:30,082 I need a doctor. I need a doctor! 1092 01:23:33,133 --> 01:23:35,295 Oh, boy! How long has he been unconscious? 1093 01:23:35,469 --> 01:23:37,881 - About three hours. - Let's get him in containment. 1094 01:23:38,055 --> 01:23:41,548 My son... he's very sick. He needs immediate attention! 1095 01:23:41,725 --> 01:23:44,558 He's drying out. I want him sprayed down with saline. 1096 01:23:44,728 --> 01:23:47,846 He has a problem with his adrenal cortex! Please! 1097 01:23:50,901 --> 01:23:53,643 If you don't do something right now, my son will die! 1098 01:23:54,613 --> 01:23:58,026 - Just help him! - Okay. O'Haver, Miller, you come with us. 1099 01:23:58,200 --> 01:24:01,033 You... take us to him, okay? Let's go. 1100 01:24:03,580 --> 01:24:05,787 All right! Move it, move it, move it! 1101 01:24:06,667 --> 01:24:09,910 As the former head of the CIA, you knew about this place. 1102 01:24:10,087 --> 01:24:11,527 When were you planning to inform us? 1103 01:24:13,507 --> 01:24:15,902 - It had been deemed classified. - You should have told us about this 1104 01:24:15,926 --> 01:24:16,961 when they first arrived! 1105 01:24:17,135 --> 01:24:20,253 You should have warned us before we launched a counterattack 1106 01:24:20,430 --> 01:24:22,922 that cost the lives of hundreds of our pilots! 1107 01:24:23,100 --> 01:24:27,094 We could not have known that our fighters would have been that ineffective! 1108 01:24:27,271 --> 01:24:28,432 Mr. President. 1109 01:24:28,605 --> 01:24:32,314 The little bit of information we have comes directly into this room. 1110 01:24:32,484 --> 01:24:35,693 Atlanta, Chicago, and Philadelphia. 1111 01:24:35,862 --> 01:24:37,569 Destroyed. 1112 01:24:37,739 --> 01:24:41,949 NATO and Western Allied installations were the first to be taken out. 1113 01:24:42,119 --> 01:24:43,484 Then we were hit. 1114 01:24:43,662 --> 01:24:46,745 They knew exactly where and how to hit us. 1115 01:24:46,915 --> 01:24:48,997 - And our forces? - We're down to 15 percent. 1116 01:24:49,167 --> 01:24:54,207 If you calculate the time it takes to destroy a city and move on 1117 01:24:54,381 --> 01:24:58,545 we're looking at the worldwide destruction of every major city 1118 01:24:59,469 --> 01:25:01,710 in the next 36 hours. 1119 01:25:03,724 --> 01:25:05,840 We're being exterminated. 1120 01:25:09,730 --> 01:25:11,312 Mr. President! 1121 01:25:11,481 --> 01:25:13,768 This is Captain Steven Hiller. 1122 01:25:13,942 --> 01:25:15,307 - Captain. - Mr. President. 1123 01:25:15,485 --> 01:25:16,520 Well done. 1124 01:25:16,695 --> 01:25:19,983 - Where is it now? - It's isolated in the containment lab, sir. 1125 01:25:21,241 --> 01:25:23,357 I'd like to go see it. 1126 01:25:28,749 --> 01:25:32,162 General, I'm really anxious to get back to El Toro. 1127 01:25:34,796 --> 01:25:36,912 Hasn't anyone told you? 1128 01:25:39,801 --> 01:25:42,463 El Toro has been completely destroyed. 1129 01:26:34,981 --> 01:26:37,564 - We were lucky. - Yeah! 1130 01:26:37,734 --> 01:26:40,192 Today was the first time I used the subway. 1131 01:26:40,362 --> 01:26:42,319 Thank God for the Metro Rail. 1132 01:26:42,489 --> 01:26:44,856 These should last us a while. 1133 01:26:45,033 --> 01:26:47,240 Don't move. I'll get it for you. Stay still. 1134 01:26:49,162 --> 01:26:51,153 He's your son? 1135 01:26:51,331 --> 01:26:52,947 He's my angel. 1136 01:26:53,583 --> 01:26:56,450 Was his father stationed here? 1137 01:26:56,628 --> 01:26:58,619 No, he, uh... 1138 01:26:58,797 --> 01:27:00,834 He wasn't his father. 1139 01:27:02,008 --> 01:27:04,716 But I was kind of hoping he wanted the job, though. 1140 01:27:09,182 --> 01:27:12,265 - So what do you do for a living? - I'm a dancer. 1141 01:27:12,436 --> 01:27:15,144 Oh... Ballet... 1142 01:27:15,313 --> 01:27:18,055 No. Exotic. 1143 01:27:19,693 --> 01:27:22,560 Oh... Sorry. 1144 01:27:23,029 --> 01:27:25,111 Don't be. I'm not. 1145 01:27:25,282 --> 01:27:27,694 It's good money. Besides 1146 01:27:27,868 --> 01:27:29,700 my baby's worth it. 1147 01:27:29,870 --> 01:27:31,986 Dylan! Come here. 1148 01:27:32,164 --> 01:27:34,246 I want you to meet the First Lady. 1149 01:27:37,878 --> 01:27:40,870 Hello. 1150 01:27:41,047 --> 01:27:43,379 I didn't know that you'd recognised me. 1151 01:27:43,550 --> 01:27:45,541 Well, I didn't want to say nothing. 1152 01:27:45,719 --> 01:27:47,630 I voted for the other guy. 1153 01:27:50,432 --> 01:27:54,972 - Life-support monitors recording. - So if we screw up, it's all on tape. 1154 01:27:55,145 --> 01:27:56,385 Come on, come on. 1155 01:27:56,563 --> 01:27:58,179 Let's get this bio mechanical suit off. 1156 01:27:58,356 --> 01:28:00,893 Put the spreader right here, along the ridge. 1157 01:28:01,067 --> 01:28:05,026 Microprobe thingamajig goes right here. Pick there. Good. 1158 01:28:05,739 --> 01:28:08,322 All right, now spread it very, very gently. 1159 01:28:08,492 --> 01:28:10,403 Let me get in. 1160 01:28:16,583 --> 01:28:18,620 Gentle, gentle, that's it. 1161 01:28:19,628 --> 01:28:21,665 Run this right in... 1162 01:28:26,843 --> 01:28:27,843 [NERVOUS LAUGH] 1163 01:28:28,011 --> 01:28:29,251 All right. Okay. 1164 01:28:29,638 --> 01:28:30,799 Let's proceed. 1165 01:28:31,598 --> 01:28:34,636 Now comes the... the really icky part. 1166 01:28:34,976 --> 01:28:36,637 Ugh! 1167 01:28:36,812 --> 01:28:38,723 Oh, boy. 1168 01:28:38,897 --> 01:28:42,435 This is one smelly, disgusting... 1169 01:28:50,867 --> 01:28:51,982 Oh, look at it. 1170 01:28:52,160 --> 01:28:54,117 It doesn't look alive, does it? 1171 01:28:58,792 --> 01:29:00,374 The arm is moving. 1172 01:29:07,342 --> 01:29:09,208 [PIERCING SIGNAL] 1173 01:29:09,386 --> 01:29:12,469 - Agh! - Doctor? Doctor? 1174 01:29:15,475 --> 01:29:16,965 Doctor? 1175 01:29:17,978 --> 01:29:19,810 - Agh! - Don't move! 1176 01:29:24,150 --> 01:29:25,390 [WOMAN SCREAMS] 1177 01:30:05,692 --> 01:30:06,898 Dr. Okun? 1178 01:30:30,091 --> 01:30:33,550 [ALIEN VOICE] Release... me. 1179 01:30:33,720 --> 01:30:35,927 - Open the door. Get him out! - No, wait. 1180 01:30:50,779 --> 01:30:53,066 Release me... 1181 01:30:56,910 --> 01:30:59,652 NOW. 1182 01:31:05,752 --> 01:31:08,369 I know there is much we can learn from each other 1183 01:31:08,546 --> 01:31:11,004 if we can negotiate a truce. 1184 01:31:11,841 --> 01:31:14,208 We can find a way to coexist. 1185 01:31:16,096 --> 01:31:18,133 Can there be a peace between us? 1186 01:31:19,349 --> 01:31:21,590 Peace... 1187 01:31:22,811 --> 01:31:25,098 No peace. 1188 01:31:30,944 --> 01:31:32,981 What is it you want us to do? 1189 01:31:35,490 --> 01:31:37,356 Die. 1190 01:31:46,626 --> 01:31:48,333 Die! 1191 01:31:53,466 --> 01:31:55,127 Mr. President. 1192 01:31:56,136 --> 01:31:58,503 - Is that glass bulletproof? - No, sir. 1193 01:32:03,977 --> 01:32:06,969 [ALIEN SCREECHES] 1194 01:32:18,324 --> 01:32:20,486 - [GREY] Are you all right? - I saw 1195 01:32:20,660 --> 01:32:22,196 his thoughts. 1196 01:32:23,163 --> 01:32:25,200 I saw what they're planning to do. 1197 01:32:27,542 --> 01:32:29,909 They're like locusts. 1198 01:32:30,086 --> 01:32:32,077 They're moving from planet to planet. 1199 01:32:32,255 --> 01:32:34,337 Their whole civilisation. 1200 01:32:34,507 --> 01:32:38,171 After they've consumed every natural resource, they move on. 1201 01:32:40,180 --> 01:32:41,796 And we're next. 1202 01:32:44,309 --> 01:32:45,674 [ALIEN SCREAMS] 1203 01:32:53,526 --> 01:32:55,233 Nuke them. 1204 01:32:56,404 --> 01:32:58,520 Let's nuke the bastards. 1205 01:33:09,834 --> 01:33:11,871 Just my luck. No ice. 1206 01:33:12,879 --> 01:33:15,211 [CONNIE] I take it you've heard? 1207 01:33:15,965 --> 01:33:17,547 Hey, toast. 1208 01:33:17,717 --> 01:33:19,708 To the end of the world. 1209 01:33:19,886 --> 01:33:22,253 He didn't come to this decision lightly. 1210 01:33:22,430 --> 01:33:24,512 He didn't have any other choice. 1211 01:33:25,558 --> 01:33:27,549 Well, you still believe in him. 1212 01:33:27,727 --> 01:33:29,764 Well, he's a good man. 1213 01:33:30,271 --> 01:33:31,386 Whoa... [LAUGHS] 1214 01:33:31,564 --> 01:33:34,056 He'd better be. You left me for him. 1215 01:33:34,234 --> 01:33:37,147 Or, you know... for your career. 1216 01:33:37,320 --> 01:33:39,812 You know, it wasn't just my career. 1217 01:33:39,989 --> 01:33:42,401 It was the biggest opportunity of my life. 1218 01:33:42,575 --> 01:33:46,694 I wanted my life to make a difference. I wanted my life to mean something. 1219 01:33:46,871 --> 01:33:50,080 And, um... I wasn't, um 1220 01:33:50,250 --> 01:33:52,207 ambitious enough for you? 1221 01:33:52,377 --> 01:33:56,416 David, you could have done anything you wanted. Research, development... 1222 01:33:56,589 --> 01:33:58,205 Honey, I was happy where I was. 1223 01:33:58,383 --> 01:34:01,125 Haven't you ever wanted to be part of something special? 1224 01:34:04,931 --> 01:34:07,093 I was part of something special. 1225 01:34:22,365 --> 01:34:24,402 Well, if it makes any difference 1226 01:34:24,576 --> 01:34:26,613 I never stopped loving you. 1227 01:34:27,954 --> 01:34:30,036 But that wasn't enough, was it? 1228 01:34:48,558 --> 01:34:50,595 [MAN] Let's pick it up, man. Let's go! 1229 01:34:50,768 --> 01:34:52,805 [HELICOPTER] 1230 01:34:58,067 --> 01:35:00,479 Let's pick it up, man! We're on a tight schedule! 1231 01:35:00,653 --> 01:35:02,143 Pick it up, man! 1232 01:35:02,322 --> 01:35:04,529 Pick it up! 1233 01:35:07,035 --> 01:35:09,743 What the hell are you doing? Get out of there! 1234 01:35:10,580 --> 01:35:13,163 I got something I gotta handle. I'm borrowing it. 1235 01:35:13,333 --> 01:35:14,539 No, you're not, sir. 1236 01:35:15,084 --> 01:35:17,166 Do you really wanna shoot me? 1237 01:35:19,255 --> 01:35:20,996 Just tell them I hit you. 1238 01:35:27,347 --> 01:35:29,429 Command, this is Retal Op. 1239 01:35:29,599 --> 01:35:33,012 Squadron is in the air. We are on station and awaiting instructions. 1240 01:35:33,186 --> 01:35:34,927 Break formation. Head to targets. 1241 01:35:39,943 --> 01:35:41,399 Sir. 1242 01:35:41,569 --> 01:35:43,355 They're breaking formation. 1243 01:35:43,529 --> 01:35:47,693 - We're initiating sequence code. - Verification: Alpha Zulu six eight niner. 1244 01:35:47,867 --> 01:35:49,608 Which city will be reached first? 1245 01:35:49,786 --> 01:35:53,154 Houston, Texas. ETA, six minutes and counting down. 1246 01:35:53,331 --> 01:35:56,164 - Houston. - The major cities have been deserted. 1247 01:35:56,334 --> 01:36:00,953 Civilian casualties should be down to a minimum. 1248 01:36:03,883 --> 01:36:05,840 Command, this is Neighbourhood Watch. 1249 01:36:06,010 --> 01:36:07,421 We are in position. 1250 01:36:08,012 --> 01:36:10,049 Tracking monitors are locked on. 1251 01:36:10,223 --> 01:36:12,931 We are going to visual recon. 1252 01:36:13,101 --> 01:36:14,717 Roger. 1253 01:36:18,815 --> 01:36:21,477 - We have confirmation. - Launch code confirmed. 1254 01:36:21,651 --> 01:36:24,939 Alpha Zulu six eight niner, standing by. 1255 01:36:27,824 --> 01:36:29,940 Laser targeting. 1256 01:36:30,118 --> 01:36:31,529 Locked on. 1257 01:36:32,161 --> 01:36:34,994 We're locked on, sir. Do you wish to deploy? 1258 01:36:39,085 --> 01:36:42,043 Mr. President, if you wish to deploy, the time is now. 1259 01:36:49,012 --> 01:36:50,923 - Mr. President? - Deploy. 1260 01:36:51,097 --> 01:36:53,839 That's a go. Alpha Zulu six eight niner. 1261 01:36:54,017 --> 01:36:55,428 Here we go. 1262 01:37:03,693 --> 01:37:05,229 Bird's away. 1263 01:37:05,403 --> 01:37:08,566 We have visual confirmation of the missile. It's on target. 1264 01:37:09,282 --> 01:37:10,864 Approaching. 1265 01:37:11,534 --> 01:37:13,491 May our children forgive us. 1266 01:37:13,661 --> 01:37:16,779 Five seconds to impact. Three, two 1267 01:37:16,956 --> 01:37:18,071 one. 1268 01:37:20,209 --> 01:37:22,041 Oh, yeah! It's a hit! 1269 01:37:26,799 --> 01:37:28,961 Get down! Get down! 1270 01:37:29,135 --> 01:37:31,797 Can we confirm that the target was destroyed? 1271 01:37:31,971 --> 01:37:34,804 Get the tank commander. Confirm the target was destroyed. 1272 01:37:34,974 --> 01:37:35,974 Yes, sir. 1273 01:37:36,142 --> 01:37:39,305 - Red Arrow, Alpha 9723. Can you read? - [RADIO CRACKLES] 1274 01:37:39,479 --> 01:37:42,471 - Repeat. You're breaking up. - We have lost visual. 1275 01:37:42,648 --> 01:37:45,106 Roger that. We're looking for confirmation. 1276 01:37:52,200 --> 01:37:53,736 - We got the bastards. - Yeah! 1277 01:37:53,910 --> 01:37:56,868 Good job, everyone! Congratulations. 1278 01:37:58,915 --> 01:38:02,328 Commander, do you have visual? We need visual confirmation. 1279 01:38:02,502 --> 01:38:04,118 Has the target been destroyed? 1280 01:38:18,518 --> 01:38:19,553 Negative. 1281 01:38:22,605 --> 01:38:24,767 Target remains. 1282 01:38:27,110 --> 01:38:30,444 I repeat, target remains. 1283 01:38:33,658 --> 01:38:35,649 [SIGHS] Call the other planes back. 1284 01:38:35,827 --> 01:38:39,570 Other bombers might have more luck. We shouldn't just give up on this! 1285 01:38:39,747 --> 01:38:41,988 I said call them back! 1286 01:38:44,710 --> 01:38:47,293 - Abort. - Abort mission. 1287 01:38:47,463 --> 01:38:51,377 Issue the abort codes right away. This is an abort, full abort. Do you read? 1288 01:39:30,548 --> 01:39:32,630 [HILLER] Jasmine! 1289 01:39:44,604 --> 01:39:46,265 You're late! 1290 01:39:46,439 --> 01:39:49,147 You know I like to make an entrance. 1291 01:39:58,284 --> 01:40:00,651 - Where are we going? - Through there, sir. 1292 01:40:00,828 --> 01:40:04,162 Mr. President. Your wife is resting comfortably for the moment. 1293 01:40:04,332 --> 01:40:08,917 - Perhaps if we had gotten to her earlier... - Hey, there she is! Go on! 1294 01:40:11,130 --> 01:40:15,089 - She doesn't look too good. - Your wife is bleeding internally. 1295 01:40:15,259 --> 01:40:18,843 - Perhaps if we'd gotten to her earlier... - What are you saying? 1296 01:40:19,347 --> 01:40:21,429 We can't stop the bleeding. 1297 01:40:22,058 --> 01:40:24,140 If we'd... 1298 01:40:24,310 --> 01:40:26,426 There's nothing we can do for her. 1299 01:40:28,314 --> 01:40:30,931 We were worried. We didn't know where you were. 1300 01:40:36,322 --> 01:40:38,279 You've gotten bigger, I think. 1301 01:40:38,449 --> 01:40:40,486 I did? 1302 01:40:42,662 --> 01:40:44,824 You just keep growing and growing. 1303 01:40:47,208 --> 01:40:48,698 I can't... 1304 01:40:50,419 --> 01:40:51,830 Hey. 1305 01:40:52,004 --> 01:40:56,419 Can you, uh, wait outside for a little bit so Mum can get a rest? 1306 01:40:56,592 --> 01:40:58,082 Hey, come on, Munchkin. 1307 01:41:07,770 --> 01:41:11,354 I'm so sorry that I didn't come home when you asked me to. 1308 01:41:11,524 --> 01:41:13,356 Oh... 1309 01:41:14,360 --> 01:41:15,566 It's okay. 1310 01:41:17,697 --> 01:41:19,404 The doctors 1311 01:41:20,908 --> 01:41:22,865 think that you're 1312 01:41:23,035 --> 01:41:25,072 gonna be just fine. 1313 01:41:27,665 --> 01:41:29,576 Liar. 1314 01:42:25,681 --> 01:42:27,797 Is Mummy sleeping now? 1315 01:42:29,810 --> 01:42:31,266 Yeah. 1316 01:42:32,688 --> 01:42:34,770 Mommy's sleeping. 1317 01:42:38,110 --> 01:42:39,817 Hey. 1318 01:43:08,015 --> 01:43:09,301 [CRASHING METAL] 1319 01:43:10,643 --> 01:43:11,678 David! 1320 01:43:12,228 --> 01:43:15,266 - What the hell are you doing? - I'm making a mess! 1321 01:43:15,439 --> 01:43:16,975 Yeah. This I can see. 1322 01:43:17,149 --> 01:43:19,766 We gotta burn this toxic waste 1323 01:43:19,944 --> 01:43:22,151 pollute the air and rip up the ozone! 1324 01:43:22,321 --> 01:43:24,858 Because maybe if we screw this planet up enough 1325 01:43:25,908 --> 01:43:27,899 they won't want it any more. 1326 01:43:28,077 --> 01:43:29,659 Wait, wait, wait. David, David. 1327 01:43:29,829 --> 01:43:32,992 - Don't do this to yourself. Listen to me. - I'm listening. 1328 01:43:33,165 --> 01:43:36,283 Everyone loses faith at some point in their life. 1329 01:43:36,460 --> 01:43:38,701 David! Even myself. 1330 01:43:40,047 --> 01:43:42,755 I haven't spoken to God since your mother died. 1331 01:43:48,514 --> 01:43:50,471 You see, sometimes 1332 01:43:50,641 --> 01:43:52,757 we have to remember what we still have. 1333 01:43:54,145 --> 01:43:55,727 Like what? 1334 01:43:58,566 --> 01:44:02,525 Well... you still have your health. 1335 01:44:03,446 --> 01:44:04,766 David, David, you need your rest. 1336 01:44:06,615 --> 01:44:09,482 Come on! Get off this freezing floor before you catch cold. Come on! 1337 01:44:12,496 --> 01:44:14,828 - What did you just say? - About faith? 1338 01:44:14,999 --> 01:44:17,616 - Well, you see, a man... - No, no, no. 1339 01:44:17,793 --> 01:44:22,412 - No, the other part. - What? What? I don't want you to catch cold. 1340 01:44:25,843 --> 01:44:27,459 Dahhh! 1341 01:44:27,636 --> 01:44:30,003 What is that? What is the matter with you? 1342 01:44:30,181 --> 01:44:33,094 - Genius. - Genius? 1343 01:44:33,684 --> 01:44:36,051 My dad. A total genius. 1344 01:44:37,897 --> 01:44:39,763 Jerry, wake up. 1345 01:44:39,940 --> 01:44:42,898 We got work to do. Get everybody down here right away. 1346 01:44:47,031 --> 01:44:48,396 Look at that! 1347 01:44:48,574 --> 01:44:51,908 Wow! Does that thing really fly in outer space? 1348 01:44:52,077 --> 01:44:54,535 - It most certainly does. - Sure doesn't look like it. 1349 01:44:56,624 --> 01:44:59,332 - They're here. - All right, what's this all about? 1350 01:44:59,502 --> 01:45:00,537 I have no idea. 1351 01:45:00,711 --> 01:45:01,917 Get everybody off. 1352 01:45:02,087 --> 01:45:05,330 Right, everybody. Clear the platform. Let's go. 1353 01:45:05,883 --> 01:45:06,883 Major Mitchell. 1354 01:45:07,051 --> 01:45:08,792 - Do you have a pistol? - What? 1355 01:45:08,969 --> 01:45:11,961 - Have you got a gun? - Sergeant, your sidearm. 1356 01:45:13,516 --> 01:45:16,304 See that, uh... Coke can on top of the alien craft? 1357 01:45:16,477 --> 01:45:18,639 Think you can shoot that thing off? 1358 01:45:18,813 --> 01:45:20,520 Do it. Shoot it. 1359 01:45:20,689 --> 01:45:23,647 - Sir? - Go ahead. 1360 01:45:29,657 --> 01:45:31,648 What the hell are you doing?! 1361 01:45:31,826 --> 01:45:33,817 I'm sorry. My fault, my fault. 1362 01:45:33,994 --> 01:45:37,328 You see, that Coke can was protected by the craft's shield. 1363 01:45:37,498 --> 01:45:39,990 - We can't penetrate it. - We know. What's your point? 1364 01:45:40,167 --> 01:45:44,661 My point is, if we can't beat their defences, then we gotta get around them. 1365 01:45:44,839 --> 01:45:48,423 Major. One more time... Any time. 1366 01:45:59,687 --> 01:46:02,645 - How did you do that? - I gave it a cold. 1367 01:46:03,816 --> 01:46:07,275 I gave it a virus. A computer virus. 1368 01:46:07,903 --> 01:46:10,190 Are you telling us you can send out a signal 1369 01:46:10,364 --> 01:46:12,355 that will disable all their shields? 1370 01:46:12,533 --> 01:46:15,696 That's right. Just like they used our satellites against us 1371 01:46:15,870 --> 01:46:17,986 we can use their own signal against them. 1372 01:46:18,163 --> 01:46:20,871 If we plant a virus into that mother ship 1373 01:46:21,041 --> 01:46:24,625 it's gonna filter down into all the corresponding ships below. 1374 01:46:24,795 --> 01:46:26,627 I'm sorry. I don't understand. 1375 01:46:26,797 --> 01:46:31,166 How exactly do we infect the mother ship with this virus? 1376 01:46:31,969 --> 01:46:34,336 We're... We're gonna, uh 1377 01:46:34,972 --> 01:46:39,512 have to... um... fly their alien craft out of our atmosphere and dock with it. 1378 01:46:39,685 --> 01:46:43,553 We can enter here, as shown in these satellite photos. 1379 01:46:43,731 --> 01:46:48,350 We then upload the virus, set off some kind of explosion which will disable it. 1380 01:46:48,527 --> 01:46:54,398 That'll disorient the smaller ships below and that could buy you some time to, uh 1381 01:46:55,159 --> 01:46:57,992 to... take them... take them out. Take them down. 1382 01:46:58,162 --> 01:47:00,745 Do your... Do your stuff. 1383 01:47:00,915 --> 01:47:04,874 - This is ridiculous! - How long would their shields be down? 1384 01:47:05,794 --> 01:47:08,752 Uh... I don't know. A matter of minutes. 1385 01:47:08,923 --> 01:47:12,211 You want us to coordinate a worldwide counter strike 1386 01:47:12,384 --> 01:47:14,250 with a window of a few minutes? 1387 01:47:14,428 --> 01:47:17,887 - With shields down, it might be possible. - Oh, please! 1388 01:47:18,057 --> 01:47:21,766 We don't have the manpower or the resources to launch that kind of a campaign! 1389 01:47:21,936 --> 01:47:24,348 Not to mention that this whole cockamamie plan 1390 01:47:24,521 --> 01:47:28,264 depends on a machine that no one in this world is qualified to operate. 1391 01:47:28,943 --> 01:47:30,934 I wouldn't say that, sir. 1392 01:47:31,111 --> 01:47:34,945 I've seen them in action. I'm aware of their manoeuvring capabilities. 1393 01:47:35,783 --> 01:47:39,242 With your permission, general, I'd like the opportunity to try. 1394 01:47:40,162 --> 01:47:42,403 That thing is a wreck. 1395 01:47:42,581 --> 01:47:44,572 It crash-landed back in the '50s. 1396 01:47:44,750 --> 01:47:47,037 We don't even know if it's capable of flying! 1397 01:47:47,211 --> 01:47:49,623 Jim, uh... remove the clamps. 1398 01:48:12,111 --> 01:48:13,601 Any questions? 1399 01:48:18,492 --> 01:48:20,358 Let's do it. 1400 01:48:23,706 --> 01:48:25,447 All right, you heard the president... 1401 01:48:25,624 --> 01:48:28,992 - Good luck, pilot. - Thank you, Mr. President. 1402 01:48:29,169 --> 01:48:31,251 A virus. 1403 01:48:31,714 --> 01:48:33,580 Your idea. 1404 01:48:33,757 --> 01:48:35,794 That's right. 1405 01:48:41,515 --> 01:48:44,473 Do you really think you can fly that thing? 1406 01:48:44,643 --> 01:48:48,136 Do you really think you can do all that bullshit you just said? 1407 01:48:55,529 --> 01:48:56,610 Whoo! 1408 01:48:56,780 --> 01:48:59,363 I understand you are upset over your wife's death. 1409 01:48:59,533 --> 01:49:02,366 But that's no excuse for making another fatal mistake. 1410 01:49:02,536 --> 01:49:07,030 No, my mistake was to appoint a snivelling weasel like you as Secretary of defence. 1411 01:49:07,207 --> 01:49:09,949 - You don't understand! - However 1412 01:49:10,127 --> 01:49:13,711 that is one mistake I am thankful to say that I don't have to live with. 1413 01:49:13,881 --> 01:49:15,872 - Mr. President... - Mr. Nimziki 1414 01:49:16,050 --> 01:49:17,461 you're fired. 1415 01:49:21,055 --> 01:49:25,140 Let's organise every plane we can find and get us some god damn pilots to fly them. 1416 01:49:25,309 --> 01:49:26,549 Yes, sir. 1417 01:49:26,727 --> 01:49:28,263 He can't do that. 1418 01:49:28,437 --> 01:49:31,225 Well, he just, uh... did. 1419 01:49:35,069 --> 01:49:39,404 Command has attempted to list casualties and losses, but information is sketchy. 1420 01:49:39,573 --> 01:49:42,361 We know we've lost the Belgian contingent in the Sinai. 1421 01:49:42,534 --> 01:49:46,573 There's a strong possibility reinforcements are hiding in the Golan Straits. 1422 01:49:46,747 --> 01:49:49,580 [SPEAKS ARABIC] 1423 01:49:49,750 --> 01:49:53,744 - What the hell's he saying? - They're getting a signal. Old Morse code. 1424 01:50:01,970 --> 01:50:04,052 [ARABIC] 1425 01:50:06,683 --> 01:50:08,765 It's from the Americans. 1426 01:50:10,145 --> 01:50:12,386 They want to organise a counteroffensive! 1427 01:50:12,564 --> 01:50:15,556 It's about bloody time! What do they plan to do? 1428 01:50:20,489 --> 01:50:22,275 [IN RUSSIAN] 1429 01:50:33,669 --> 01:50:35,831 [IN JAPANESE] 1430 01:50:37,840 --> 01:50:41,049 We have confirmed reports of combat-ready divisions 1431 01:50:41,218 --> 01:50:46,338 - in Europe, the Middle East, and Asia. - Impressive. Considering it's all done with... 1432 01:50:46,515 --> 01:50:47,801 [GREY] Morse code. 1433 01:50:48,267 --> 01:50:51,931 - The armed forces here? - We have sufficient aircraft, but... 1434 01:50:52,104 --> 01:50:55,313 - But what? - Pilots are coming up short. 1435 01:50:55,482 --> 01:50:57,393 Well, then, find them. 1436 01:50:57,568 --> 01:51:02,062 Ham radio operators from New York to Japan trade rumours of military forces in hiding 1437 01:51:02,239 --> 01:51:06,449 unwilling to reveal themselves for fear of annihilation... 1438 01:51:07,452 --> 01:51:09,864 We're planning to launch a counteroffensive. 1439 01:51:10,038 --> 01:51:11,620 With our depleted manpower 1440 01:51:11,790 --> 01:51:15,078 we're asking that anyone with flight experience come forward. 1441 01:51:15,252 --> 01:51:20,247 Military training is preferable, but anyone who can fly would be useful. 1442 01:51:21,133 --> 01:51:23,591 I can fly. I'm a pilot. 1443 01:51:26,263 --> 01:51:28,004 All right, guys! Listen up! 1444 01:51:28,182 --> 01:51:31,971 Pay attention. These F-18s are very different than the jets you piloted. 1445 01:51:32,144 --> 01:51:34,306 - It's strong. - Forgive the expression, 1446 01:51:34,479 --> 01:51:37,312 but this is a crash course in modern avionics. 1447 01:51:37,482 --> 01:51:40,019 - Keep it coming. - Okay, you got it! 1448 01:51:40,194 --> 01:51:42,356 All right, listen up. Before we begin 1449 01:51:42,529 --> 01:51:45,772 we need some background information on your experience. 1450 01:51:45,949 --> 01:51:47,940 Let's start with you. 1451 01:51:48,118 --> 01:51:49,324 Who, me? 1452 01:51:51,205 --> 01:51:53,617 Well, I'm, uh, Russell Casse, sir. 1453 01:51:54,917 --> 01:51:58,956 And, uh... after 'Nam, I got into crop-dusting. 1454 01:51:59,671 --> 01:52:02,288 And, uh... been doing that ever since. 1455 01:52:02,841 --> 01:52:07,256 On a personal note, sir, I'd just like to add that, uh 1456 01:52:07,763 --> 01:52:11,631 ever since I was kidnapped by aliens 10 years ago 1457 01:52:11,808 --> 01:52:13,719 I have been dying for some payback. 1458 01:52:13,894 --> 01:52:18,138 I just want you to know that, uh... I won't let you down. 1459 01:52:19,691 --> 01:52:21,728 You have one tactical nuclear missile 1460 01:52:21,902 --> 01:52:25,145 we're loading into this launcher under the right wing. 1461 01:52:25,322 --> 01:52:27,233 This is the firing mechanism. 1462 01:52:27,407 --> 01:52:29,944 It'll be attached to the ship's main console. 1463 01:52:30,118 --> 01:52:32,234 Just like the Amraam launch pad on a Stealth. 1464 01:52:32,412 --> 01:52:34,995 Except the nuke will not detonate at impact. 1465 01:52:36,083 --> 01:52:38,996 You'll have 30 seconds to get your asses out of there. 1466 01:52:40,003 --> 01:52:41,619 Good luck, gentlemen. 1467 01:52:42,673 --> 01:52:44,038 30 seconds. 1468 01:52:44,216 --> 01:52:48,380 It's the strongest radio transmitter we had. It'll tell us when you've uploaded the virus. 1469 01:52:48,553 --> 01:52:51,420 30 seconds. Don't you think that's cutting it too close? 1470 01:52:51,598 --> 01:52:55,307 We're gonna be well on our way back home before we shoot that thing off. 1471 01:52:56,979 --> 01:52:59,061 Why you? David! 1472 01:52:59,481 --> 01:53:02,018 I don't... I don't understand 1473 01:53:02,192 --> 01:53:05,856 why you can't show someone else how to plant the virus. 1474 01:53:06,029 --> 01:53:07,736 No, no. Something may go wrong. 1475 01:53:07,906 --> 01:53:10,739 I may have to think quickly, adjust the signal. 1476 01:53:10,909 --> 01:53:14,573 Who knows? Hey, you know how I'm always trying to save the planet? 1477 01:53:19,376 --> 01:53:21,458 Here's my chance. 1478 01:53:23,880 --> 01:53:25,871 Now he gets ambitious. 1479 01:53:26,550 --> 01:53:29,292 - It's too tight. - Well, I had to borrow it. Let me see. 1480 01:53:29,469 --> 01:53:32,211 Okay. All right, I guess that's good enough. 1481 01:53:32,389 --> 01:53:34,471 So. How do I look? 1482 01:53:35,684 --> 01:53:38,267 Oh, thank you. You're a lot of help. 1483 01:53:40,397 --> 01:53:43,435 - You're late! - Well, you know me. 1484 01:53:43,608 --> 01:53:46,475 I know. You like to make a big entrance. 1485 01:53:47,154 --> 01:53:50,818 Listen. Before we do this, I just wanna say I'm sorry. 1486 01:53:50,991 --> 01:53:53,073 Sorry for what, babe? 1487 01:53:53,744 --> 01:53:56,907 I should have done this a long time ago. 1488 01:53:57,080 --> 01:54:00,414 - Do you have the ring? - Uh... Yes, sir. 1489 01:54:00,584 --> 01:54:03,497 - Here, make yourself useful. - Ow! 1490 01:54:05,964 --> 01:54:06,964 Witnesses? 1491 01:54:07,132 --> 01:54:09,169 [BOTH] Um... 1492 01:54:10,135 --> 01:54:14,094 - We got hung up. - Well, let's get this show on the road. 1493 01:54:14,264 --> 01:54:18,007 Dearly beloved, we're gathered here in the sight of God, 1494 01:54:18,185 --> 01:54:20,973 and in the presence of these witnesses 1495 01:54:21,146 --> 01:54:24,059 to join this man and this woman in holy matrimony. 1496 01:54:24,232 --> 01:54:28,146 Any person who can show good cause why these two should not wed 1497 01:54:28,320 --> 01:54:31,813 please speak now or forever hold your peace. 1498 01:54:34,368 --> 01:54:37,952 Steve, will you take this woman to be your wedded wife 1499 01:54:38,121 --> 01:54:41,159 to live together with her in the holy state of matrimony? 1500 01:54:42,042 --> 01:54:46,787 Will you love her, comfort her, honour and keep her in sickness and in health, 1501 01:54:46,963 --> 01:54:49,204 and, forsaking all others 1502 01:54:49,383 --> 01:54:53,342 keep yourself only for her as long as you both shall live? 1503 01:54:53,804 --> 01:54:55,886 I will. 1504 01:54:56,765 --> 01:54:58,130 [SOFTLY] Whoo! 1505 01:55:07,275 --> 01:55:09,357 Good morning. 1506 01:55:12,864 --> 01:55:14,946 They're a little young. 1507 01:55:15,617 --> 01:55:17,699 That they are. 1508 01:55:18,954 --> 01:55:21,036 They look a little nervous. 1509 01:55:21,581 --> 01:55:24,790 I need all flight crews to report to their designated areas. 1510 01:55:26,169 --> 01:55:28,911 - Major. Can I borrow that? - Sir. 1511 01:55:30,382 --> 01:55:32,043 Good morning. 1512 01:55:33,718 --> 01:55:35,208 [AMPLIFIED] Good morning. 1513 01:55:38,056 --> 01:55:40,343 In less than an hour 1514 01:55:40,517 --> 01:55:45,136 aircraft from here will join others from around the world. 1515 01:55:45,313 --> 01:55:50,854 And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. 1516 01:55:52,696 --> 01:55:53,731 Mankind. 1517 01:55:53,905 --> 01:55:57,739 That... word should have new meaning for all of us today. 1518 01:55:59,286 --> 01:56:02,495 We can't be consumed by our petty differences any more. 1519 01:56:04,458 --> 01:56:07,166 We will be united in our common interest. 1520 01:56:08,003 --> 01:56:12,042 Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July. 1521 01:56:13,258 --> 01:56:16,546 And you will once again be fighting for our freedom. 1522 01:56:17,846 --> 01:56:21,055 Not from tyranny, oppression or persecution. 1523 01:56:23,643 --> 01:56:25,725 But from annihilation. 1524 01:56:26,688 --> 01:56:29,020 We're fighting for our right to live. 1525 01:56:30,650 --> 01:56:32,106 To exist. 1526 01:56:33,278 --> 01:56:35,360 And should we win the day 1527 01:56:36,239 --> 01:56:40,574 the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, 1528 01:56:41,745 --> 01:56:44,737 but as the day when the world declared in one voice. 1529 01:56:44,915 --> 01:56:47,373 We will not go quietly into the night! 1530 01:56:48,210 --> 01:56:51,168 We will not vanish without a fight! 1531 01:56:52,130 --> 01:56:54,212 We're going to live on! 1532 01:56:54,799 --> 01:56:56,881 We're going to survive! 1533 01:56:57,677 --> 01:57:01,716 Today, we celebrate our Independence Day! 1534 01:57:01,890 --> 01:57:03,927 [CHEERING] 1535 01:57:04,601 --> 01:57:05,807 Yeah! 1536 01:57:26,706 --> 01:57:29,368 - Let's go! - Mr. President. Right this way, sir. 1537 01:57:29,876 --> 01:57:32,038 - I've got your gear over here. - Good luck! 1538 01:57:32,212 --> 01:57:36,501 I've got you a jumpsuit and your gear is here. You've got your choice of helmets. 1539 01:57:39,302 --> 01:57:41,794 Mr. President, I'd sure like to know what you're doing. 1540 01:57:42,347 --> 01:57:44,509 I'm a combat pilot, Will. 1541 01:57:46,768 --> 01:57:48,930 I belong in the air. 1542 01:57:55,485 --> 01:57:58,102 Okay, sir. Let's get you airborne. 1543 01:58:01,366 --> 01:58:04,529 As soon as I get back, we're gonna light those fireworks, right? 1544 01:58:12,252 --> 01:58:14,584 Here. Take these. 1545 01:58:18,258 --> 01:58:19,874 Just in case. 1546 01:58:20,302 --> 01:58:21,633 Where's... Where's... 1547 01:58:32,689 --> 01:58:34,475 Just in case. 1548 01:58:36,943 --> 01:58:38,775 I'm very proud of you. 1549 01:58:50,624 --> 01:58:52,786 Be careful, okay? 1550 01:58:59,257 --> 01:59:00,668 It's time. 1551 01:59:06,222 --> 01:59:07,462 I love you. 1552 01:59:07,849 --> 01:59:09,590 I love you. 1553 01:59:14,648 --> 01:59:17,140 Oh, damn! Wait a minute, wait a minute. 1554 01:59:17,317 --> 01:59:20,059 - We gotta find some cigars. I can't... - Here! Here! 1555 01:59:20,236 --> 01:59:22,273 Take these. My last two. 1556 01:59:23,239 --> 01:59:25,480 You are a lifesaver. 1557 01:59:25,992 --> 01:59:28,450 Almost put a hex on the whole damn thing! 1558 01:59:45,929 --> 01:59:47,294 [COMPUTER READS ON-SCREEN TEXT] 1559 01:59:56,231 --> 01:59:58,438 - Missile launch. - Oh, crap! 1560 01:59:59,109 --> 02:00:00,691 What do I hit? Which one? 1561 02:00:02,946 --> 02:00:05,654 I picked a hell of a day to quit drinking. 1562 02:00:21,005 --> 02:00:23,292 This is our victory dance. 1563 02:00:23,550 --> 02:00:25,541 Not until the fat lady sings. 1564 02:00:25,719 --> 02:00:28,211 Oh. Yes, okay. 1565 02:00:28,388 --> 02:00:29,719 This is important. 1566 02:00:29,889 --> 02:00:32,347 Fat lady. I gotcha. 1567 02:00:34,352 --> 02:00:36,389 Open launch tunnel. 1568 02:00:55,915 --> 02:00:58,748 Shaky, huh? Is it gonna do this the whole way? 1569 02:00:58,918 --> 02:01:01,660 Make sure your seat backs are in their upright position. 1570 02:01:01,838 --> 02:01:03,249 Yeah. Is it? 1571 02:01:06,926 --> 02:01:08,257 Let's rock 'n' roll. 1572 02:01:10,722 --> 02:01:11,883 Oh! 1573 02:01:14,934 --> 02:01:16,140 Oops. 1574 02:01:16,311 --> 02:01:18,473 Oops? What does that mean? 1575 02:01:18,646 --> 02:01:21,559 No, I got it. Some jerk didn't put the thing... 1576 02:01:21,733 --> 02:01:24,566 What do you mean, saying oops there? 1577 02:01:24,736 --> 02:01:27,194 What do you say we try that one again, huh? 1578 02:01:27,697 --> 02:01:30,109 Yes, yes. Yes, without the oops. 1579 02:01:30,283 --> 02:01:31,819 That a way! 1580 02:01:38,833 --> 02:01:41,120 I have got to get me one of these! 1581 02:01:50,094 --> 02:01:54,634 - No, no. What was that? Don't do that! - Just trying to get a feel for the old girl. 1582 02:01:54,808 --> 02:01:56,640 No, no, don't. Leave her alone. 1583 02:01:57,227 --> 02:01:59,138 - Look, no hands! - Steve! 1584 02:01:59,312 --> 02:02:00,518 [LAUGHS] 1585 02:02:03,650 --> 02:02:06,187 - You're all secure, sir. - Grey, do you read me? 1586 02:02:06,361 --> 02:02:09,695 Roger, Eagle One. Your primary target has shifted course. 1587 02:02:09,864 --> 02:02:12,606 - Which way they headed? - I think our secret's out. 1588 02:02:12,784 --> 02:02:14,525 They're headed straight for us. 1589 02:02:14,702 --> 02:02:17,160 ETA, 26 minutes. 1590 02:02:17,330 --> 02:02:19,321 [DAVID GROANS] 1591 02:02:20,333 --> 02:02:22,119 You still with me over there? 1592 02:02:22,293 --> 02:02:25,206 What the hell was I thinking? Oh! 1593 02:02:35,557 --> 02:02:38,345 I've been waiting for this my whole life. 1594 02:02:49,863 --> 02:02:51,979 Head straight for it. 1595 02:02:57,829 --> 02:03:00,196 - What the hell...? - Don't touch them. Don't, don't! 1596 02:03:00,373 --> 02:03:01,955 I was counting on this. 1597 02:03:02,125 --> 02:03:04,207 They are bringing us in. 1598 02:03:05,169 --> 02:03:09,037 - When the hell was you gonna tell me? - Oops. 1599 02:03:11,050 --> 02:03:13,542 We've got to work on our communication. 1600 02:03:28,568 --> 02:03:30,684 We have visual. 1601 02:03:30,862 --> 02:03:32,944 Do not engage until we've confirmed 1602 02:03:33,114 --> 02:03:35,230 - the package has been delivered. - Roger. 1603 02:03:40,747 --> 02:03:43,409 Major, what happens if that thing gets here 1604 02:03:43,958 --> 02:03:46,074 before the virus is planted? 1605 02:03:46,252 --> 02:03:48,789 This facility's buried deep within a mountain. 1606 02:03:48,963 --> 02:03:51,796 - It should provide us some protection. - Great. 1607 02:03:51,966 --> 02:03:54,048 What about the people outside? 1608 02:04:01,768 --> 02:04:03,930 Lieutenant Sell? We got incoming. 1609 02:05:03,329 --> 02:05:04,785 Oh, my God. 1610 02:05:37,947 --> 02:05:39,358 Look at that. 1611 02:05:49,250 --> 02:05:51,082 There must be thousands of them. 1612 02:05:51,252 --> 02:05:53,869 Millions of them. What the hell are they doing? 1613 02:05:54,714 --> 02:05:57,046 Looks like they're preparing an invasion. 1614 02:06:24,577 --> 02:06:27,490 Hey, I don't like this! This is stupid. They can see us. 1615 02:06:27,663 --> 02:06:29,620 No, no. This thing comes fully loaded. 1616 02:06:29,791 --> 02:06:32,658 AM/FM radio, reclining bucket seats and 1617 02:06:32,835 --> 02:06:34,872 power windows. 1618 02:06:50,645 --> 02:06:52,261 Come on, baby. 1619 02:06:54,732 --> 02:06:56,769 We're in. 1620 02:07:02,073 --> 02:07:03,814 Do it. Do it. 1621 02:07:04,117 --> 02:07:05,278 Do it. 1622 02:07:05,451 --> 02:07:07,658 Sir, he's uploading the virus. 1623 02:07:07,829 --> 02:07:09,945 Eagle One, the package is being delivered. 1624 02:07:10,123 --> 02:07:12,160 Stand by to engage. 1625 02:07:13,584 --> 02:07:15,791 Roger. Eagle One, check left. 1626 02:07:19,966 --> 02:07:22,173 Listen up! We have an emergency situation. 1627 02:07:22,343 --> 02:07:24,550 We need you to grab everything you can. 1628 02:07:24,720 --> 02:07:28,588 Only what you can carry. We need to get you inside immediately. 1629 02:07:31,686 --> 02:07:33,302 The virus is in. 1630 02:07:39,152 --> 02:07:41,940 All we can do now is... pray. 1631 02:07:42,989 --> 02:07:46,698 - Delivery complete. Engage. - Delivery complete. It's a go! 1632 02:07:46,868 --> 02:07:49,155 Eagle One. Fox three. 1633 02:07:53,291 --> 02:07:54,998 Gentlemen, this is it. 1634 02:07:58,379 --> 02:08:00,165 Come on, come on, come on. 1635 02:08:13,186 --> 02:08:15,018 Virus ineffective. Disengage. 1636 02:08:15,188 --> 02:08:17,020 - Get your people out. - Disengage. 1637 02:08:17,190 --> 02:08:19,227 Rear flank, follow suit. 1638 02:08:20,526 --> 02:08:23,109 [WHITMORE] Hold on, Command. 1639 02:08:23,279 --> 02:08:26,692 - I want another shot at it. - Sir, I strongly recommend you disengage. 1640 02:08:26,866 --> 02:08:30,484 Eagle One. Fox three. 1641 02:08:44,550 --> 02:08:47,383 - Direct hit! - It's a hit! Squadron leaders, fire at will! 1642 02:08:47,553 --> 02:08:48,918 Fire at will! 1643 02:08:49,096 --> 02:08:51,838 We're going in. Squadron leaders, take flight. 1644 02:08:53,434 --> 02:08:55,266 - Eagle Six at seven. - Eagle Five at three. 1645 02:08:55,436 --> 02:08:57,393 Eagle One. Fox two. 1646 02:08:57,563 --> 02:08:59,053 Eagle Twenty! Fox two! 1647 02:09:08,032 --> 02:09:11,366 Evasive manoeuvrers! Squadron leaders, evasive manoeuvrers! 1648 02:09:11,953 --> 02:09:13,443 Prepare to engage! 1649 02:09:18,417 --> 02:09:21,751 All right, Mr. President! Here we go! 1650 02:09:21,921 --> 02:09:23,912 All right, baby. I've gotcha! 1651 02:09:25,967 --> 02:09:28,254 Payback's a bitch, ain't it? 1652 02:09:30,221 --> 02:09:32,462 Okay. Job's done. Let's go home. 1653 02:09:32,974 --> 02:09:34,760 Gladly. 1654 02:09:38,271 --> 02:09:39,386 What's up? 1655 02:09:39,939 --> 02:09:41,100 It's stuck. 1656 02:09:41,274 --> 02:09:43,311 - What? - It's not responding. It's stuck. 1657 02:09:43,484 --> 02:09:44,770 Try it again. 1658 02:09:59,625 --> 02:10:01,957 Come on, come on! 1659 02:10:18,227 --> 02:10:20,013 Come on, come on! Inside! 1660 02:10:20,187 --> 02:10:23,145 - Go to the elevator! - Hurry! 1661 02:10:34,368 --> 02:10:35,950 Steve! Steve! 1662 02:10:41,834 --> 02:10:44,417 - What are you doing? - They're overriding the system. 1663 02:10:45,338 --> 02:10:46,828 Oh, shit! 1664 02:10:47,006 --> 02:10:48,963 Um... Hide. 1665 02:10:52,428 --> 02:10:54,419 [SCREAMING] 1666 02:10:55,056 --> 02:10:57,548 Everybody hold someone's hand. Hold hands. 1667 02:10:58,476 --> 02:10:59,637 Come on in. 1668 02:11:00,686 --> 02:11:02,802 [JULIUS PRAYS IN HEBREW] 1669 02:11:03,356 --> 02:11:04,812 I'm not Jewish. 1670 02:11:05,316 --> 02:11:07,057 Nobody's perfect. 1671 02:11:07,234 --> 02:11:08,816 [CONTINUES PRAYING] 1672 02:11:10,321 --> 02:11:12,858 God! Where are they? 1673 02:11:13,032 --> 02:11:15,069 [DISTANT EXPLOSIONS] 1674 02:11:21,874 --> 02:11:24,332 This could be our last night on Earth. 1675 02:11:27,254 --> 02:11:29,336 I don't wanna die a virgin. 1676 02:11:35,179 --> 02:11:38,342 If we do, we'll both die virgins. 1677 02:11:38,849 --> 02:11:40,965 But at least we'll be together. 1678 02:11:49,527 --> 02:11:51,484 Are you scared? 1679 02:11:52,071 --> 02:11:53,186 Me, too. 1680 02:11:55,074 --> 02:11:57,156 - Eagle Seven, fox two. - Eagle Three, fox two. 1681 02:12:05,251 --> 02:12:08,835 We're running out of missiles, sir. We're not causing enough damage. 1682 02:12:09,004 --> 02:12:10,586 It's directly over us. 1683 02:12:19,765 --> 02:12:22,097 They're preparing to fire their primary weapon! 1684 02:12:22,268 --> 02:12:24,760 Then let's take it out before it takes us out. 1685 02:12:30,234 --> 02:12:32,100 Target at 12 o'clock! 1686 02:12:34,238 --> 02:12:35,774 My God! They're everywhere! 1687 02:12:37,366 --> 02:12:39,733 - Bandits on our tail! Locked on! - I see them. 1688 02:12:43,122 --> 02:12:45,409 Squadron leaders, I want a weapons check! 1689 02:12:47,084 --> 02:12:49,621 You're out of time! You've gotta disable it now! 1690 02:12:53,007 --> 02:12:55,499 I'm in range. Locking on. 1691 02:12:56,135 --> 02:12:58,593 I've got tone. Eagle One, fox two! 1692 02:13:08,481 --> 02:13:10,142 That is a negative impact. 1693 02:13:10,316 --> 02:13:12,432 That is an NI. Negative impact. 1694 02:13:13,110 --> 02:13:15,397 I'm out of missiles. Eagle Two! 1695 02:13:15,571 --> 02:13:17,107 I'm on it. 1696 02:13:19,533 --> 02:13:21,149 Oh, Jesus! 1697 02:13:23,454 --> 02:13:27,038 - Sir, all missiles have been fired. - Out of time! Get your ass out of there! 1698 02:13:27,208 --> 02:13:29,575 - We're not done yet! - Get as far away as you can! 1699 02:13:29,752 --> 02:13:31,663 Doesn't anyone have any missiles left? 1700 02:13:31,837 --> 02:13:33,953 Sorry I'm late, Mr. President! 1701 02:13:37,760 --> 02:13:39,125 I got hung up back there! 1702 02:13:39,303 --> 02:13:42,591 - Pilot, you armed? - Armed and ready, sir! 1703 02:13:42,765 --> 02:13:44,255 I'm packing! 1704 02:13:45,684 --> 02:13:47,800 - Who is that guy? - Put him on speaker. 1705 02:13:47,978 --> 02:13:50,219 - Pilot, identify yourself. - It's me! 1706 02:13:50,397 --> 02:13:52,013 Russell Casse, sir. 1707 02:13:52,816 --> 02:13:54,807 I told you I wouldn't let you down! 1708 02:13:54,985 --> 02:13:58,023 Just keep those guys off me for a few more seconds, will you? 1709 02:13:58,197 --> 02:14:03,317 Okay. Echo Niner, Echo Seven, take flanking positions. Look after this guy, okay? 1710 02:14:03,786 --> 02:14:07,825 All right, boys. Let's give Mr. Casse some cover! 1711 02:14:07,998 --> 02:14:10,205 Gentlemen! Let's plow the road! 1712 02:14:18,175 --> 02:14:20,132 We'll draw them off and it's all yours! 1713 02:14:20,761 --> 02:14:23,378 Oh-ho! Look out! Coming through! 1714 02:14:25,015 --> 02:14:26,426 I've got tone. 1715 02:14:28,561 --> 02:14:31,098 Eagle Twenty. Fox two. 1716 02:14:38,279 --> 02:14:40,111 Eagle Twenty. Fox two. 1717 02:14:43,409 --> 02:14:44,774 It's jammed. 1718 02:14:45,786 --> 02:14:47,618 It won't fire. 1719 02:14:50,749 --> 02:14:52,205 Damn it! 1720 02:15:02,928 --> 02:15:05,010 Do me a favour. 1721 02:15:06,974 --> 02:15:10,808 Tell my children... I love them very much. 1722 02:15:13,856 --> 02:15:16,063 All right, you alien assholes! 1723 02:15:17,109 --> 02:15:19,692 In the words of my generation 1724 02:15:19,862 --> 02:15:23,730 up yours! 1725 02:15:24,325 --> 02:15:25,690 Dad! What's he doing? 1726 02:15:25,868 --> 02:15:27,108 Come on, baby! 1727 02:15:27,286 --> 02:15:29,368 Come on, baby, come on! 1728 02:15:32,374 --> 02:15:33,739 Good luck, buddy. 1729 02:15:40,674 --> 02:15:46,465 [LAUGHING] Hello, boys! I'm back! 1730 02:16:07,493 --> 02:16:09,279 He did it! 1731 02:16:09,453 --> 02:16:11,444 The son of a bitch did it! 1732 02:16:14,458 --> 02:16:15,664 All right! 1733 02:16:38,148 --> 02:16:40,185 What your father did was very brave. 1734 02:16:42,027 --> 02:16:43,859 You should be proud of him. 1735 02:16:44,571 --> 02:16:46,153 I am. 1736 02:17:03,882 --> 02:17:08,092 We know how to take them out, general. Spread the word. 1737 02:17:11,098 --> 02:17:14,557 Get on the wire to every squadron around the world. 1738 02:17:14,727 --> 02:17:17,970 Tell them how to bring those sons of bitches down. 1739 02:17:31,744 --> 02:17:33,200 What do you think? 1740 02:17:34,246 --> 02:17:36,613 [SIGHS] Checkmate. 1741 02:18:02,065 --> 02:18:05,558 Well, it's funny. I always thought things like these would kill me. 1742 02:18:06,528 --> 02:18:07,643 [CHUCKLES] 1743 02:18:09,823 --> 02:18:11,279 Thank you. 1744 02:18:19,082 --> 02:18:20,664 It's been a pleasure. 1745 02:18:21,627 --> 02:18:23,584 Steve, you too. 1746 02:18:27,633 --> 02:18:29,465 Only one thing left to do. 1747 02:18:35,265 --> 02:18:36,972 Ready? 1748 02:18:37,142 --> 02:18:38,803 Yes, sir. 1749 02:18:45,192 --> 02:18:48,310 Hey, all right! Look at us! 1750 02:18:48,487 --> 02:18:51,821 Take a look at the earthlings. Goodbye! 1751 02:18:51,990 --> 02:18:54,982 - Y'all take care. Nothing but love for you! - Goodbye! 1752 02:18:56,829 --> 02:18:59,161 Do you think they know what's about to happen? 1753 02:18:59,331 --> 02:19:01,698 Oh, not a chance in hell. Good night! 1754 02:19:06,171 --> 02:19:08,754 [LAUGHTER] 1755 02:19:08,924 --> 02:19:09,959 Peace! 1756 02:19:24,189 --> 02:19:26,396 We're loose. Can you get us out of here in 30 seconds? 1757 02:19:26,567 --> 02:19:27,898 I ain't heard no fat lady! 1758 02:19:28,068 --> 02:19:30,605 Forget the fat lady. Drive us out of here! 1759 02:19:38,537 --> 02:19:40,995 - They're chasing us. - Oh, really. You think? 1760 02:19:49,423 --> 02:19:53,212 - Oh, that was a hit. I took a hit. - We're not hit! Stop side-seat driving! 1761 02:19:57,055 --> 02:19:59,387 Left, left! Tunnel, tunnel! Exit left! 1762 02:19:59,558 --> 02:20:02,391 - Where the hell do you think I'm going? - Okay, okay. We're... 1763 02:20:21,163 --> 02:20:23,404 - They're closing up on us. - Shut up, shut up! 1764 02:20:23,582 --> 02:20:26,916 Go faster, must go faster, must go faster. Go, go, go, go, go! 1765 02:20:27,085 --> 02:20:29,372 Aah! 1766 02:20:38,597 --> 02:20:39,928 Oh! 1767 02:20:40,098 --> 02:20:42,180 Elvis has left the building! 1768 02:20:42,351 --> 02:20:44,342 [IMITATING ELVIS] Thank you very much. 1769 02:20:44,519 --> 02:20:46,601 Oh, I love you, man. 1770 02:22:17,529 --> 02:22:20,772 They're going down all over the world, Tom. We got them beat. 1771 02:22:20,949 --> 02:22:23,691 How about our two delivery boys? Any word from them? 1772 02:22:27,539 --> 02:22:33,034 We lost contact with Captain Hiller and Levinson nearly 20 minutes ago. 1773 02:22:35,839 --> 02:22:36,874 Hold it! 1774 02:22:37,549 --> 02:22:40,211 Hold on, sir. I've got something on radar. 1775 02:23:27,432 --> 02:23:29,343 Sorry, sir. 1776 02:23:30,102 --> 02:23:31,342 - Good job. - Thank you. 1777 02:23:31,520 --> 02:23:34,262 - Well done, captain. - Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. 1778 02:23:41,780 --> 02:23:42,895 David... 1779 02:23:45,408 --> 02:23:47,115 Not bad. 1780 02:23:50,288 --> 02:23:52,950 Thank you, Mr. President. 1781 02:23:53,792 --> 02:23:55,624 Not too bad at all. 1782 02:23:56,795 --> 02:23:58,911 Oh, so this is healthy? 1783 02:23:59,381 --> 02:24:01,463 Oh... I could get used to it. 1784 02:24:19,317 --> 02:24:21,854 Happy Fourth of July, Daddy. 1785 02:24:22,028 --> 02:24:24,110 Same to you, Munchkin. 1786 02:24:25,949 --> 02:24:28,281 Didn't I promise you fireworks? 1787 02:24:28,451 --> 02:24:29,816 Yeah. 136949