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Enjoy yourself. Welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the Tonight
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Show. This is it. You're here. You made it. Thank
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you for watching. Well, guys, just as the country digs
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out from last weekend's storm, it looks like another one
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is coming this weekend. And it's being called the bomb
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cyclone. Yeah, it's expected to be the biggest bomb this
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weekend not counting the Melania documentary. Yeah, that's it. Speaking
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of the Trump administration, they just announced that they're going
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to negotiate a lower price for 15 drugs, including Botox.
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And you like that? So if you're mad about grocery
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prices, at least you won't look it. Yeah, I read
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that the Florida Senate has advanced to build their name,
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the Palm Beach Airport, after President Trump. It's perfect because
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just like the man, the airport is full of McDonald's
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and cinnabons. Yeah. You'll know it's Trump. Are you ready?
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You'll know it's Trump Airport when they deice the plane
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with the tanning band. You'll know it's Trump Airport when
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all the planes are a gift from Qatar. You'll know
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it's Trump's airport when your carry on has to be
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smaller than Marco Rubio. You'll know it's Trump's airport when
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the pilots are like, is there a doctor on board
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who will say I'm 215 pounds? Thank you very much.
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You guys see this? You guys see that? You guys
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see this in Justice Department just so that they still
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don't have a timeline for releasing the Epstein files. America's
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like, no rush. We know it's hard to press control
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print. Yup, they're close. They just have to dot the
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eyes and cross out all the Trumps. We'll switch in
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gears to some entertainment news. The fourth season of Bridgerton
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premieres tomorrow on Netflix. For Trump, it's not the love
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scenes that are hot. It's the ballrooms. That's gender layers
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really doing it for me. Most of music news is
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so that Lady Gaga just released a cover of Mr.
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Rogers' classic song Won't You Be My Neighbor. It's supposed
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to air in a Super Bowl commercial. Hey James, didn't
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you record a version of Won't You Be My Neighbor?
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Oh yes I did, Jim. In fact, I recorded it
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for the new Avatar movie. Unfortunately, it was cut out
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of the film. But I'd love to sing it for
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you right now. It's called Won't You Be My Neighbor?
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It's called Won't You Be My Neighbor? Okay. Oh my
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God. Oh my God. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's a
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nova troupe my favorite neighborhood. A nova troupe for my
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navi. Would you love mine? Could you love mine? It's
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a nova little troupe me. Fly that travey red and
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navely tooth for a teller, would you love? Would you
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love mine, would you love mine? Would you love me
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navel? Oh my God. Wow. Wow. That's incredible. James from
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the roots, everybody. Really? We'll get this. A new survey
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found that Apple customers aren't buying the new Slimmer iPhone
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Air. Apparently people didn't want the ability to accidentally drop
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the phone into even smaller cracks. Wait, it just went
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between the floorboards? Meanwhile, people are loving the new Samsung
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Mega Stuff Galaxy. Some big news about the economy this
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week, the dollar hit its weakest level in four years.
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Yeah, a dollar doesn't buy what it used to. I
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stopped by a dollar general this morning, and I have
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to agree the only things that they were selling were
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head or shoulder shampoo. Oh. Wow. Couple minutes energy. Yeah.
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And the scrub uncle. And I was like, well, it
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doesn't buy... These are still trying... They're trying. But I
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never... I've never heard of scrub uncle. Well, I read
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that according to a new census data last year, the
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U .S. population grew at one of the slowest rates
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in history. Yeah, it's not a great sign when the
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entire country is not in the mood. But thanks to
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Bridgerton coming back for nine months away from reverse Matt.
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Come on. Well, guys, Super Bowl 60 is in less
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than two weeks. The Seattle Seahawks are taking on the
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New England Patriots, and some football legends are already weighing
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in with their predictions for the big game. Check out
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what they're saying. Michael Strahan said, it's a great matchup,
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but I think Darnel's accurate passing will put Seahawks over
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the top. Troy Ackman said, I have to disagree. I
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think New England wins because Drake May will be a
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major threat in the running game. And finally, Gronk said,
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both teams good. Both teams want win. One team score
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more. Get shiny ring. Gronk like shiny ring. There you
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have it. Oh my god. It's rough. It's rough. It's
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rough. It's rough, Gronk has to. I didn't know that
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you were already here. You didn't see that bit. I
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just did it. Yeah, but Gronk, no talk like that.
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Gronk, use words. Good. Jimmy Hurt, Gronk's feelings. I'm sorry.
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I didn't mean to hurt your feelings, Gronk. It's okay
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to quote Gondi, forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.
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That's beautiful. No, that's Gondi. I won. Yeah, I won.
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No, no, no. Um, I don't want to do it.
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Okay, Gondi. Thank you. Thank you. Good evening. Okay, Gronk.
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Good evening. It's rough. There you have it. Good morning.
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Right there, the best! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE And finally, a
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man was just sentenced to four years in prison for
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trying to rob a Taco Bell with a rock. I
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tried to rob a Taco Bell with a rock, but
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the cashier defeated him with paper. We have a great
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show. She is one of the biggest supermodels in the
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world. Kendall Jenner is here tonight! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Super
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Bowl champion, Rob Grunkowski is joining us! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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And we've got great music from Holly Humberstone! CHEERING AND
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APPLAUSE Stick around, we're playing Flip Shot, so we come
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back. Come on!
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