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Okay. How about…
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a rocket dog with space chips?
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Spaghetti with meteors?
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Galactic grape cup?
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Elio, you have to eat something.
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Do you remember what your mom
used to order for you?
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Major SolĂs,
what are you doing here?
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Hey! Yeah, I-I'm with my nephew.
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I'm trying to get him to eat.
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Oh, right. Your nephew.
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I heard about your brother
and his wife. I'm so sorry.
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Thank you.
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We're managing.
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What about the astronaut program?
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- Weren't you about…
- No. Not anymore.
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The, um-- The timing just isn't right.
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Of course.
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But it's-- But it's been great
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spending time with my new roommate.
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Right, buddy?
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Oh, no.
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Hello from
the children of Planet Earth.
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Since the dawn of time,
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humans have gazed at the stars
and wondered…
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are we alone?
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Voyager is our attempt to find out.
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This intrepid explorer is on a mission,
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traveling farther
than any human has ever gone,
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to the distant reaches
of the cosmos and beyond.
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Voyager will never see those
who made it again.
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It will drift on, solitary and alone.
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But maybe one day,
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distant worlds will receive its message
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and Voyager will complete its mission,
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proving we aren't so alone after all.
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Elio! Elio!
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Elio…
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Are you-- Are you hurt? What happened?
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What happened?
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Is life really out there, TĂa Olga?
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What?
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Come on.
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You can't run away like that, Elio.
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I would like
to extend the greetings
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of the government
and the people of Canada.
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Hello from
the children of Planet Earth.
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Oh, wait.
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Okay.
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Elio!
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Huh?
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Hey.
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Are you Elio?
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Who wants to know?
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You put flyers up for a Ham Radio Club?
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Uh…
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Uh, I-I am Elio SolĂs,
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president and leader of the Ham Radio Club
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of this beach.
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Cool. I'm Bryce.
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Great, cool, awesome. Did you bring it?
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Oh-Oh, yeah.
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It's my dad's ham radio,
but I have my own call sign.
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It's PXLOL…
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…which sometimes
makes people I talk to laugh.
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How far have you called?
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On Friday I talked to…
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Ohio.
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Oh.
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If I can pair these together,
I can double their reach.
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Okay, you can go now.
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Go? Wait.
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Where's everyone else?
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Unfortunately, most of our
members came down with, uh…
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amnesia and forgot to come,
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but I'll see you at the
next meetup in three months!
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-What's up, Bryce?
-Hey.
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Oh. Oh. Oh.
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- One, two…
- Oh.
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You almost messed up there.
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Hey. Uh…
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- Uh-huh.
- Oh.
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Oh, yeah.
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- Swoosh!
- Nice.
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This is Caleb. He wanted to come too.
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Oh. Hey.
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What's with the hat?
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Uh…
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Like I said, the meetup's been postponed.
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Shingles is no joke.
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I thought it was amnesia.
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Oh, my gosh, you're right. It's spreading.
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You better go before you catch it. Bye!
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-Yo, what's up with this guy?
-Dude, chill.
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He's the kid whose parents died.
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Hey, that's classified information.
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As leader of this radio club, I hereby…
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-Whoa.
-Did you do that?
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Shh, shh, shh.
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No.
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-Is this supposed to happen?
-Don't. Stop it!
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Hello? Hello? Can you hear me?
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-Let me see that.
-Don't touch that.
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-I was just looking at it.
-I have to respond.
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-Let go!
-Quit it.
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No!
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Yo, that was not my fault.
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I-I didn't mean to…
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-Uh…
-Oh, come on.
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You suborbital, gaseous…
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waste of mass!
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-Whoa.
-Activate supernova blast!
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Get off of me, you little freak.
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- Come on, guys, stop!
- He bit me!
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Hey, what are you doing?
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Unbelievable!
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Fighting on the beach, skipping school?
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Am I going to have to put
a tracker on you?
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Now your eye. Ay Mamá.
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The doctor said not
to touch it for two weeks.
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-Elio!
-Oh.
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You meant starting now.
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This is serious! What were you thinking?
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I was minding my own business,
taking in the night air
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and suddenly these ruffians attacked me.
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No, no, no.
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Look at me in the eye
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and for once, tell me the truth.
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No. I'm not learning Elioese.
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Major SolĂs.
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You going to the seminar tonight?
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There'll be a speaker from the
Astronaut Selection Program.
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No. No, no.
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Something came up.
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Oh, is this the nephew
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we've heard so much about?
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Yes, that's him.
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-Gloodle!
-Stop it!
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I don't know if this is boundary testing,
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or sleep regression, or…
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Which one of these is you?
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I don't know, but I think that one is you.
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Okay, I've got one last meeting.
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So, I need you to sit here
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and not move or speak
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or injure yourself for ten minutes.
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I have enough to deal with already.
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What's with
this emergency meeting?
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Oh, you didn't hear?
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Melmac thinks he found aliens.
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This ought to be good.
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All right, Mr. Melmac, let's hear it.
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Major…
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Major SolĂs, earlier today,
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I found this signal coming
from interstellar space.
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Melmac, please.
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-It's late…
-Wait, wait, wait.
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Listen closely.
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Hello, Planet Earth.
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Hello, Planet Earth.
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In 1977, NASA launched the…
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-The Golden Record.
-The Golden Record! Yes.
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-The what?
-The Golden Record, sir,
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was Earth's message in a bottle.
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Hello from
the children of Planet Earth.
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Don't you see?
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Hello, Planet Earth.
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I think someone in interstellar space
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found our message
and is sending it back to us
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as a reply!
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-Melmac…
-Major…
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-Melmac…
-Major!
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We can't just leave it
like this, we have to respond.
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I've already rerouted every satellite
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to send the signal back.
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Sure, it might cause
a few system failures.
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Whoop. Sorry.
Maybe a small electrical fire,
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but it would be worth it
for first contact!
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I have everything cued up and ready to go.
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Just say the word!
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If someone or something
is calling out to Earth,
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who on Earth do you want taking that call?
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You…
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-…should go home.
-Oh.
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- Take a week.
- Take two weeks.
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No. You got to believe me.
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Major, please! They're out there!
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Major! Unhand me!
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May I remind everyone
that we are orbital analysts.
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We track space debris,
not rogue UFO signals.
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Let's just…
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Let's just take five.
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It's been a long night.
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What a nutjob.
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This is Elio SolĂs
of the planet Earth. Uh…
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I come in peace…
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and I'm super excited to join you. Uh…
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I'm creative, hardworking…
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shredded.
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Uh, so please come and get me.
I'll be waiting.
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Okay, bye. Love you.
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Yes.
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Yes!
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Yes!
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Oh, no.
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Time is of the essence.
They could be here any minute.
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I got to pack!
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I take full responsibility,
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but… …I mean,
you have kids, right?
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I'll be out of your way soon. Don't worry.
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Just need a few snacks for the road.
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Elio!
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Sorry, ma'am. What was that?
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Which flavor will you
miss the least? ÂżFuego?
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-Fuego. Yeah.
-I-I understand.
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Should I bring forks, or would
they think they're weapons?
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Not worth the risk! I'll bring spoons.
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Nice, peaceful spoons.
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-Where's my good cape?
-You too, ma'am.
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-It's not in the wash, is it?
-Thank you.
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-Ah. Here it is!
-Elio…
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Blue or green? Which one says,
"Take me with you,"
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but not in a desperate way?
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Elio, stop! Please!
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Aliens are not coming for you.
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But that guy said…
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You're out of control. You got in a fight.
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You shut down power to the whole base
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and I almost lost my job!
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We have to try something different.
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Boarding school? You're trying
to get rid of me.
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No, this is just their sleepaway camp.
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It's just a couple of weeks.
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I can't go. They're coming tonight.
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You need to make friends or just a friend.
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I don't care about friends.
I need to meet aliens.
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Why?
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Because there's 500 million
habitable planets out there
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and one of them's got to want me!
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Because obviously you don't!
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Of course, I do! We're family!
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You're not my family!
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Your life isn't up there, Elio.
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It's down here.
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I-I can't deal with this.
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I don't know if anybody
can deal with this.
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When I drop him off tomorrow,
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I'm going to see if they can
enroll him in the fall.
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I know,
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but this just isn't how
I thought my life would be.
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It's an ancient human theme.
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You can find it
in virtually every culture,
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in, uh, religion, folklore, superstition
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and now in science.
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The search for life elsewhere
is remarkable in our age,
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because this is the first time
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that we can actually do
something besides speculation.
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We can send spacecraft to nearby planets.
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We can use large radio telescopes
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to see if there is any message
being sent to us lately…
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and it touches to the deepest
of human concerns.
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Are we alone?
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No contact! No contact!
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You know I went here,
too, when I was a kid.
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You might not believe me right now…
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but this will be good for you.
266
00:16:45,708 --> 00:16:46,542
Oh.
267
00:16:46,625 --> 00:16:48,292
Counselor Truman, could I have a word?
268
00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:49,500
Of course, Major.
269
00:16:55,167 --> 00:16:57,958
We got in so much trouble…
270
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,292
because of you.
271
00:17:00,375 --> 00:17:01,458
Yeah. Thanks a lot.
272
00:17:02,708 --> 00:17:04,125
Better watch your back.
273
00:17:04,208 --> 00:17:05,333
Yeah.
274
00:17:14,166 --> 00:17:15,166
Ugh.
275
00:17:18,333 --> 00:17:19,791
He's going to be so freaked out!
276
00:17:19,875 --> 00:17:21,583
Shh. Follow my lead.
277
00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:23,000
Shh, shh.
278
00:17:23,083 --> 00:17:24,500
Quiet. Quiet.
279
00:17:24,583 --> 00:17:25,916
We're not going to hurt him, right?
280
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:27,916
-Just scare him a little?
-Come on, it'll be funny.
281
00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:32,167
Shut up! You'll wake him up.
282
00:17:32,250 --> 00:17:34,125
- Come on.
- Quiet, quiet!
283
00:17:34,208 --> 00:17:35,583
Shh, shh, shh.
284
00:17:37,083 --> 00:17:38,583
Greetings, Earthling.
285
00:17:38,667 --> 00:17:40,375
We come in peace!
286
00:17:41,625 --> 00:17:42,708
Where did he go?
287
00:17:49,125 --> 00:17:51,292
Athena 5, there is
a decommissioned satellite
288
00:17:51,375 --> 00:17:52,417
headed your way.
289
00:17:52,500 --> 00:17:54,958
I'm calculating a new
flight path for you. Standby.
290
00:17:55,042 --> 00:17:56,542
Go ahead, Montez.
291
00:17:56,625 --> 00:17:58,958
Minus 53, plus 32, roll seven.
292
00:17:59,042 --> 00:18:00,417
Yeah, copy that.
293
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,083
Sorry about the scare.
294
00:18:03,167 --> 00:18:05,208
There's been a lot of
satellite interference today.
295
00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:07,542
Roger that.
Athena 5, over and out.
296
00:18:42,583 --> 00:18:43,958
Uh…
297
00:18:50,875 --> 00:18:52,458
Elio!
298
00:18:52,542 --> 00:18:54,125
Come out, come out, wherever you are!
299
00:18:54,208 --> 00:18:55,208
Elio!
300
00:18:55,292 --> 00:18:56,333
Don't you want to
hang out with us?
301
00:18:56,417 --> 00:18:57,792
I thought you wanted
to meet some aliens.
302
00:18:57,875 --> 00:18:59,458
Come on, it'll be fun.
303
00:19:02,042 --> 00:19:03,708
He's out here somewhere.
304
00:19:04,208 --> 00:19:06,917
Come on, Space Boy!
We know you're out there.
305
00:19:48,750 --> 00:19:49,750
Hmm?
306
00:19:53,042 --> 00:19:54,083
Gotcha!
307
00:19:54,167 --> 00:19:56,000
Yeah… You found me.
308
00:19:56,083 --> 00:19:57,083
This is payback.
309
00:19:57,167 --> 00:19:59,458
Eh, it's okay.
You don't need to pay me back.
310
00:19:59,542 --> 00:20:01,667
Wait. What is that?
311
00:20:02,458 --> 00:20:04,208
Hope you like how it tastes.
312
00:20:04,292 --> 00:20:05,458
There's something back there.
313
00:20:05,542 --> 00:20:06,875
-Look!
-Argh!
314
00:20:08,167 --> 00:20:09,792
You're so dead, SolĂs.
315
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:11,208
Hey, hold on.
316
00:20:12,042 --> 00:20:13,000
Wait.
317
00:21:06,667 --> 00:21:07,875
Please.
318
00:21:13,667 --> 00:21:15,042
Yes!
319
00:21:15,125 --> 00:21:16,583
Yes!
320
00:21:17,792 --> 00:21:20,208
It's happening! It's really happening.
321
00:21:21,583 --> 00:21:23,542
I knew it! I knew it!
322
00:21:23,625 --> 00:21:25,417
Yes!
323
00:21:26,042 --> 00:21:27,917
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
324
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:31,208
Yes, yes, yes! Yes, yes, yes!
325
00:21:35,833 --> 00:21:37,542
Whoa-ho-ho-ho-ho!
326
00:21:39,083 --> 00:21:41,167
Thank you!
327
00:21:47,375 --> 00:21:49,792
Yes! Yeah!
328
00:21:51,125 --> 00:21:52,000
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
329
00:21:52,083 --> 00:21:53,125
Oh!
330
00:22:01,042 --> 00:22:02,083
Wow.
331
00:22:04,417 --> 00:22:05,417
Hi.
332
00:22:07,167 --> 00:22:08,167
I knew it!
333
00:22:08,250 --> 00:22:11,417
I knew aliens were looking
for me. You saved my life!
334
00:22:11,500 --> 00:22:14,792
I promise I'll pull my weight
on this, uh… spaceship?
335
00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:17,500
Is this a spaceship?
Anyway, where should we start?
336
00:22:17,583 --> 00:22:18,667
Probes? Samples?
337
00:22:18,750 --> 00:22:20,000
I've got plenty.
338
00:22:24,750 --> 00:22:25,750
Testing, testing…
339
00:22:25,833 --> 00:22:26,833
testing.
340
00:22:26,917 --> 00:22:28,667
Can you understand me now?
341
00:22:28,750 --> 00:22:29,917
Yes. Wow.
342
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,250
It is a pleasure to meet you.
343
00:22:31,333 --> 00:22:34,958
I am Ooooo, a liquid supercomputer.
344
00:22:35,042 --> 00:22:36,625
Allow me to adjust your gravity.
345
00:22:36,708 --> 00:22:38,583
-Oh, no, no, no. I'm fine.
-Gravity on.
346
00:22:42,125 --> 00:22:43,667
A welcome glass of glorp,
347
00:22:43,750 --> 00:22:45,375
compliments of the Communiverse.
348
00:22:45,458 --> 00:22:47,458
Oh! Thank you.
349
00:22:47,542 --> 00:22:48,833
Wait. The what?
350
00:22:48,917 --> 00:22:50,083
Whoa.
351
00:23:04,958 --> 00:23:07,292
Welcome to the Communiverse,
352
00:23:07,375 --> 00:23:08,500
a pangalactic organization
353
00:23:08,583 --> 00:23:10,625
of the advanced species of the cosmos.
354
00:23:10,708 --> 00:23:11,583
Whoa.
355
00:23:11,667 --> 00:23:13,792
The greatest minds
of the universe come here
356
00:23:13,875 --> 00:23:15,542
to share knowledge, innovation…
357
00:23:15,625 --> 00:23:17,458
And recipes!
358
00:23:17,542 --> 00:23:18,417
Welcome!
359
00:23:18,500 --> 00:23:19,542
-Welcome.
-Lovely.
360
00:23:19,625 --> 00:23:21,542
Greetings, Ambassadors!
361
00:23:21,625 --> 00:23:24,750
Absolutely ecstatic
to make your acquaintance.
362
00:23:24,833 --> 00:23:28,417
Oop. You've run dry.
Let me top you off, old brick.
363
00:23:28,500 --> 00:23:30,125
Huh. Thank you.
364
00:23:30,208 --> 00:23:33,625
Hmm, yes. One cerebellum, four lobes,
365
00:23:33,708 --> 00:23:36,042
and… a medulla.
366
00:23:36,125 --> 00:23:38,333
Do you mind if I take
a little peek inside and see?
367
00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:41,375
Questa, don't mindread him,
you've just met him.
368
00:23:41,458 --> 00:23:43,167
So sorry about that.
369
00:23:43,250 --> 00:23:45,833
I am Questa of Gom.
370
00:23:45,917 --> 00:23:48,250
Helix of Falluvinum. Mwah.
371
00:23:48,333 --> 00:23:49,625
Tegmen of Tegmeg.
372
00:23:49,708 --> 00:23:51,000
And you are?
373
00:23:52,250 --> 00:23:56,333
Elio SolĂs of, uh… Earth!
374
00:23:56,417 --> 00:24:00,625
A toast to our new candidate,
Elio SolĂs of Uh-Earth.
375
00:24:02,833 --> 00:24:04,167
- There he is!
- Elio SolĂs!
376
00:24:04,250 --> 00:24:05,417
Look, it's Elio!
377
00:24:05,500 --> 00:24:06,583
It's a new candidate.
378
00:24:07,167 --> 00:24:08,583
Salutations!
379
00:24:08,667 --> 00:24:09,625
I love your eye!
380
00:24:10,625 --> 00:24:12,208
We search the universe
381
00:24:12,292 --> 00:24:14,958
for like-minded souls and new species,
382
00:24:15,042 --> 00:24:17,250
and we think you're an excellent candidate
383
00:24:17,333 --> 00:24:19,333
for Communiverse membership.
384
00:24:20,167 --> 00:24:21,833
You mean I could stay here?
385
00:24:21,917 --> 00:24:24,750
If all the members agree, then, yes.
386
00:24:24,833 --> 00:24:29,625
You'll be one of us and be the
proud bearer of one of these.
387
00:24:30,292 --> 00:24:33,000
Now come, everyone's eager to meet you.
388
00:24:39,708 --> 00:24:40,792
Each of us brings
389
00:24:40,875 --> 00:24:43,583
our specialized knowledge
and interest to share.
390
00:24:43,667 --> 00:24:44,750
Greetings, Naos!
391
00:24:44,833 --> 00:24:46,167
Hello. Salutations.
392
00:24:46,250 --> 00:24:49,042
Naos, here, created
the Communidiscs we all use
393
00:24:49,125 --> 00:24:50,750
with controls for gravity…
394
00:24:53,208 --> 00:24:55,208
…temperature…
395
00:24:55,292 --> 00:24:57,208
…and all known languages.
396
00:24:57,292 --> 00:24:59,708
You know Elioese?
397
00:25:06,292 --> 00:25:07,125
-Gloodle.
-Gloodle.
398
00:25:07,208 --> 00:25:08,333
Gloodle!
399
00:25:08,417 --> 00:25:11,875
This is my most recent design. Try it.
400
00:25:11,958 --> 00:25:15,500
Hello. I am the Universal Users Manual.
401
00:25:15,583 --> 00:25:18,083
I contain the secrets of the universe.
402
00:25:18,167 --> 00:25:20,125
What is the meaning of life?
403
00:25:20,208 --> 00:25:23,167
What lies beyond a black hole?
Is there a purpose to…
404
00:25:23,250 --> 00:25:24,208
Who would win in a fight?
405
00:25:24,292 --> 00:25:26,750
One gorilla with
a baseball bat or ten chimps?
406
00:25:26,833 --> 00:25:29,792
None who fight are true winners.
407
00:25:30,417 --> 00:25:31,250
Huh?
408
00:25:32,917 --> 00:25:33,917
The gorilla.
409
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:35,833
Wow.
410
00:25:36,500 --> 00:25:39,125
These little critters are mimollusks.
411
00:25:39,208 --> 00:25:42,625
They use nanotechnology to
construct anything you desire.
412
00:25:48,500 --> 00:25:49,917
Are you kidding me?
413
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:51,500
How dashing!
414
00:25:53,792 --> 00:25:56,250
This is the most beautiful place
415
00:25:56,333 --> 00:25:57,792
I've ever seen.
416
00:25:57,875 --> 00:25:59,375
This is the bathroom.
417
00:26:00,458 --> 00:26:02,208
Whee!
418
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:05,875
- Gets me every time.
- Bracing.
419
00:26:06,875 --> 00:26:09,333
It's like I was always meant to be here.
420
00:26:09,917 --> 00:26:11,583
I knew you were looking for me.
421
00:26:11,667 --> 00:26:13,542
Of course we were looking for you.
422
00:26:13,625 --> 00:26:14,625
Ever since we picked up
423
00:26:14,708 --> 00:26:17,333
this charming little
spacecraft you sent us.
424
00:26:20,250 --> 00:26:21,792
Voyager?
425
00:26:21,875 --> 00:26:23,750
We found it in an asteroid field.
426
00:26:23,833 --> 00:26:25,625
Nice craftsmanship.
427
00:26:25,708 --> 00:26:27,708
Um… thanks?
428
00:26:32,542 --> 00:26:34,375
Curious about
the species who made it,
429
00:26:34,458 --> 00:26:36,000
we sent an invitation
430
00:26:36,083 --> 00:26:39,542
and were delighted to receive
your planet's official reply.
431
00:26:40,208 --> 00:26:42,625
This is Elio SolĂs
of the planet Earth
432
00:26:42,708 --> 00:26:44,917
and I'm super excited to join you.
433
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:47,833
I'm creative, hard-working, shredded!
434
00:26:49,167 --> 00:26:50,292
So, please come and get me.
I'll be waiting.
435
00:26:50,375 --> 00:26:51,667
Okay, bye. Love you.
436
00:26:51,750 --> 00:26:53,833
- Very touching.
- We are delighted
437
00:26:53,917 --> 00:26:56,042
to finally make your acquaintance,
438
00:26:56,125 --> 00:26:58,417
Leader of Uh-Earth.
439
00:27:00,250 --> 00:27:01,250
Ooh.
440
00:27:01,333 --> 00:27:02,167
Uh…
441
00:27:02,250 --> 00:27:03,833
Why is your face melting?
442
00:27:03,917 --> 00:27:04,792
Um…
443
00:27:04,875 --> 00:27:06,000
-Well…
-Ambassadors,
444
00:27:06,083 --> 00:27:08,000
an urgent matter requires your attention.
445
00:27:08,083 --> 00:27:09,708
It involves the other candidate.
446
00:27:09,792 --> 00:27:11,167
- Oh, him.
- Oh, dear.
447
00:27:11,250 --> 00:27:12,583
We should hurry. Quickly now!
448
00:27:12,667 --> 00:27:13,667
Excuse us.
449
00:27:16,250 --> 00:27:17,583
Please join us.
450
00:27:22,833 --> 00:27:24,875
Your technology and my weapons
451
00:27:24,958 --> 00:27:27,125
would be an unstoppable alliance.
452
00:27:27,875 --> 00:27:29,875
Now, admit me to your Communiverse!
453
00:27:32,625 --> 00:27:34,583
Unfortunately, Candidate Grigon,
454
00:27:34,667 --> 00:27:36,875
it is our assessment that you are
455
00:27:36,958 --> 00:27:38,042
not a fit.
456
00:27:38,125 --> 00:27:40,208
I, Lord Grigon,
457
00:27:40,292 --> 00:27:44,708
Blood Emperor of Hylurg, not a fit?
458
00:27:45,458 --> 00:27:49,167
Well, we believe in tolerance
and open-mindedness…
459
00:27:49,667 --> 00:27:51,583
I am tolerant!
460
00:27:51,667 --> 00:27:54,208
So sorry, it's not you,
461
00:27:54,292 --> 00:27:55,875
it's us.
462
00:27:57,292 --> 00:27:58,792
I thought we said it was him.
463
00:27:58,875 --> 00:27:59,708
Shh!
464
00:27:59,792 --> 00:28:02,417
If I cannot join the Communiverse,
465
00:28:02,500 --> 00:28:05,417
then I shall take it by force!
466
00:28:05,500 --> 00:28:07,542
Prepare to be conquered!
467
00:28:11,125 --> 00:28:12,250
What a brute!
468
00:28:12,333 --> 00:28:13,583
Why did he make a new hole?
469
00:28:13,667 --> 00:28:15,208
I suggest we run and hide.
470
00:28:15,292 --> 00:28:16,875
Yes, let's go to the edge of the cosmos
471
00:28:16,958 --> 00:28:18,208
and turn off all the lights.
472
00:28:18,292 --> 00:28:21,000
Uh, that includes me, right?
473
00:28:21,083 --> 00:28:23,208
Oh, so sorry, candidate SolĂs,
474
00:28:23,292 --> 00:28:25,958
we couldn't possibly accept new members
475
00:28:26,042 --> 00:28:27,625
under the current situation.
476
00:28:27,708 --> 00:28:29,667
Applications are closed indefinitely.
477
00:28:29,750 --> 00:28:31,417
- But I just got here!
- Such a shame.
478
00:28:31,500 --> 00:28:34,125
Let's check back in a few thousand years?
479
00:28:34,208 --> 00:28:35,875
Perhaps one of us
could talk to Lord Grigon.
480
00:28:35,958 --> 00:28:36,958
-You do it!
-Not me.
481
00:28:37,042 --> 00:28:38,833
-I am shy.
-I'm busy.
482
00:28:38,917 --> 00:28:40,667
- I have allergies.
- My battery is low.
483
00:28:40,750 --> 00:28:43,292
Don't worry. I'll return you
to your life on Uh-Earth
484
00:28:43,375 --> 00:28:45,583
just as it was… was, was, was…
485
00:28:46,125 --> 00:28:47,500
Just as it was…
486
00:28:48,292 --> 00:28:50,708
No, no!
487
00:28:52,042 --> 00:28:53,042
I'll do it.
488
00:28:55,542 --> 00:28:56,875
I'm the leader of Earth.
489
00:28:57,417 --> 00:28:59,333
I'm the perfect guy for the job.
490
00:29:00,042 --> 00:29:01,125
What did it say?
491
00:29:01,208 --> 00:29:02,583
- How curious.
- I do not understand.
492
00:29:02,667 --> 00:29:04,125
You would talk to Lord Grigon?
493
00:29:04,208 --> 00:29:05,083
But what would you say?
494
00:29:05,167 --> 00:29:07,542
Are you an expert on conflict negotiation?
495
00:29:07,625 --> 00:29:08,875
You kidding?
496
00:29:08,958 --> 00:29:11,583
My life is nothing but conflict
497
00:29:11,667 --> 00:29:14,458
and I've got the battle scars to prove it.
498
00:29:16,333 --> 00:29:18,417
It would be a welcome change
499
00:29:18,500 --> 00:29:21,833
not to flee every bully
who covets our treasures.
500
00:29:24,708 --> 00:29:25,917
Yes. What's in it for you?
501
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,875
Why would you agree
to such a dangerous mission?
502
00:29:29,542 --> 00:29:30,542
Because…
503
00:29:31,083 --> 00:29:32,083
you need me.
504
00:29:32,917 --> 00:29:36,792
And at my age,
it's really about giving back.
505
00:29:36,875 --> 00:29:39,208
If you can make Grigon go away,
506
00:29:39,292 --> 00:29:41,333
we'd make you a member on the spot.
507
00:29:42,417 --> 00:29:45,792
Then I, the leader of Earth,
am ready to serve.
508
00:29:45,875 --> 00:29:47,250
- Good. Very good.
- How impressive!
509
00:29:47,333 --> 00:29:49,125
- What courage!
- Wonderful!
510
00:29:49,208 --> 00:29:52,333
Candidate SolĂs, you continue to surprise.
511
00:29:52,417 --> 00:29:55,750
When Grigon returns,
we shall be ready for him.
512
00:29:55,833 --> 00:29:58,375
Until then, as you say on Uh-Earth.
513
00:29:58,458 --> 00:30:00,500
Okay, bye. I love you.
514
00:30:00,583 --> 00:30:02,917
Okay. Bye. I love you.
515
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:04,667
Don't worry. I got this.
516
00:30:04,750 --> 00:30:06,458
You're in great hands.
517
00:30:09,750 --> 00:30:11,167
Just one last order of business.
518
00:30:11,250 --> 00:30:12,833
Oh, yeah, of course.
519
00:30:14,083 --> 00:30:15,792
While you negotiate with the warlord,
520
00:30:15,875 --> 00:30:17,167
you'll need a temporary replacement.
521
00:30:17,250 --> 00:30:18,083
Whoa.
522
00:30:18,167 --> 00:30:20,167
Can I trouble you
for a DNA sample?
523
00:30:20,250 --> 00:30:21,708
Sure. Where do you want it… Argh!
524
00:30:22,917 --> 00:30:24,667
Yeow!
525
00:30:30,208 --> 00:30:32,542
Wow. My first probe.
526
00:30:34,083 --> 00:30:35,792
World leaders, such as yourself,
527
00:30:35,875 --> 00:30:37,083
can't just disappear.
528
00:30:37,167 --> 00:30:39,417
Your planet would descend into chaos.
529
00:30:40,542 --> 00:30:42,792
That's what cloning clay is for.
530
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:49,875
Whoa.
531
00:31:03,333 --> 00:31:04,542
Whoa.
532
00:31:06,875 --> 00:31:07,833
Is this…?
533
00:31:07,917 --> 00:31:09,417
Are you…?
534
00:31:09,500 --> 00:31:10,333
Me?
535
00:31:11,333 --> 00:31:12,250
Rock…
536
00:31:12,333 --> 00:31:13,250
Paper…
537
00:31:13,333 --> 00:31:14,542
Black hole! Oh!
538
00:31:15,417 --> 00:31:17,375
-Space is the best!
-Space is amazing!
539
00:31:21,583 --> 00:31:22,708
In you go.
540
00:31:22,792 --> 00:31:23,875
Sorry.
541
00:31:23,958 --> 00:31:25,083
It's a living.
542
00:31:25,167 --> 00:31:26,792
So, what is my motivation?
543
00:31:26,875 --> 00:31:27,958
What do you mean?
544
00:31:28,042 --> 00:31:29,625
Should I change anything
545
00:31:29,708 --> 00:31:31,292
or just stick with the low self-esteem
546
00:31:31,375 --> 00:31:32,333
and desperation to belong?
547
00:31:32,417 --> 00:31:35,583
What? I'm normal, just be normal.
548
00:31:35,667 --> 00:31:37,000
No weird stuff, okay?
549
00:31:37,083 --> 00:31:38,708
-Okay.
-Okay.
550
00:31:45,792 --> 00:31:46,792
Have fun.
551
00:31:47,792 --> 00:31:51,042
Intriguing Uh-Earth custom.
The warlord awaits.
552
00:31:51,125 --> 00:31:53,500
Oh, uh, there was, uh, just a few things
553
00:31:53,583 --> 00:31:54,917
I wanted to brush up on.
554
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:56,625
Where was that thing that knew
everything about everything?
555
00:31:56,708 --> 00:31:57,708
You mean this?
556
00:31:57,792 --> 00:32:00,875
Hello. I am the Universal Users Manual.
557
00:32:00,958 --> 00:32:03,833
Would you like to learn the
meaning of life now? It's a…
558
00:32:03,917 --> 00:32:04,917
No. I need everything you've got
559
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:06,583
on how to negotiate with the warmonger.
560
00:32:08,208 --> 00:32:09,542
Certainly.
561
00:32:09,625 --> 00:32:11,667
I have chapters on leading with empathy.
562
00:32:11,750 --> 00:32:12,583
Nope.
563
00:32:12,667 --> 00:32:13,958
- Fostering connection?
- Nope.
564
00:32:14,042 --> 00:32:15,583
Making the killer deal?
565
00:32:15,667 --> 00:32:17,375
Yes, that one. Do you have a pen?
566
00:32:17,458 --> 00:32:20,292
In the increasingly likely
event that you will die,
567
00:32:20,375 --> 00:32:23,333
would you like to notify
your next of kin on Uh-Earth?
568
00:32:23,417 --> 00:32:24,542
No, that's okay.
569
00:32:24,625 --> 00:32:26,875
Start from a position of power.
570
00:32:26,958 --> 00:32:30,542
The most important thing is to stay calm.
571
00:32:30,625 --> 00:32:32,458
Don't you tell me to stay calm!
572
00:32:32,542 --> 00:32:34,625
What is this, huh? A camp or a fight club?
573
00:32:34,708 --> 00:32:36,583
He's an innocent little boy,
574
00:32:36,667 --> 00:32:39,625
and if this is what you call
"building character,"
575
00:32:39,708 --> 00:32:42,167
then I'll take it up
with your-- with your boss,
576
00:32:42,250 --> 00:32:43,750
or her-- her boss.
577
00:32:43,833 --> 00:32:45,000
Everyone's boss!
578
00:32:45,083 --> 00:32:46,375
Unacceptable!
579
00:32:50,458 --> 00:32:51,917
I never should have left you here.
580
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,333
Yeah, they chased me
because I'm weak and small,
581
00:32:54,417 --> 00:32:55,917
but there was pizza for dinner.
582
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:57,583
So, overall, a pretty good night.
583
00:32:57,667 --> 00:32:59,333
How's the eye? Swollen?
584
00:32:59,417 --> 00:33:00,542
-Did they hurt it?
-It's fine.
585
00:33:00,625 --> 00:33:02,458
I'm-I'm… I'm so sorry I didn't check in.
586
00:33:02,542 --> 00:33:04,750
Something weird was happening.
587
00:33:04,833 --> 00:33:06,250
That's okay.
588
00:33:06,333 --> 00:33:08,417
I was tracking this
crazy signal from space…
589
00:33:08,500 --> 00:33:10,167
Are we going home? What's for dinner?
590
00:33:10,250 --> 00:33:12,125
Um…
591
00:33:12,208 --> 00:33:13,458
Mac and cheese.
592
00:33:13,542 --> 00:33:15,000
I just thought you'd be interested
593
00:33:15,083 --> 00:33:18,417
because if aliens were calling from space…
594
00:33:18,500 --> 00:33:19,833
Early morning fog and clouds
595
00:33:19,917 --> 00:33:21,125
along the coast…
596
00:33:21,208 --> 00:33:22,125
Elio?
597
00:33:22,208 --> 00:33:24,792
Are we doing regular
or white cheddar? I'm starved.
598
00:33:24,875 --> 00:33:26,833
So, you-you-you don't want
to talk about aliens?
599
00:33:26,917 --> 00:33:29,583
Not really. I thought it'd be
better if I just dropped it.
600
00:33:29,667 --> 00:33:31,375
Really?
601
00:33:32,417 --> 00:33:34,500
That's… amazing.
602
00:33:35,458 --> 00:33:36,417
Good for you.
603
00:33:36,500 --> 00:33:37,625
Ooh!
604
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:40,667
Oh. I love this song.
605
00:33:51,292 --> 00:33:52,292
Do you see him?
606
00:33:53,583 --> 00:33:55,375
Yes, and he's brought his…
607
00:33:56,208 --> 00:33:57,833
compatriots. Heh.
608
00:33:57,917 --> 00:33:58,917
Jolly good.
609
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:02,417
Okay. Be confident. Speak
from a position of power.
610
00:34:02,500 --> 00:34:03,708
He's here!
611
00:34:03,792 --> 00:34:05,708
He's here. There he is.
612
00:34:05,792 --> 00:34:07,167
The man of the hour.
613
00:34:07,250 --> 00:34:08,542
Ah. Sorry I'm late.
614
00:34:08,625 --> 00:34:11,250
So, is Lord Grigon coming here?
615
00:34:11,333 --> 00:34:13,833
Oh, no. You will be going out there.
616
00:34:15,375 --> 00:34:16,958
Okay, bye. Love you.
617
00:34:19,333 --> 00:34:20,583
What is this?
618
00:34:21,125 --> 00:34:22,667
Red? Green?
619
00:34:22,750 --> 00:34:24,292
Welcome, Captain SolĂs.
620
00:34:24,375 --> 00:34:26,083
You have selected
a map of our coordinates.
621
00:34:26,167 --> 00:34:27,500
Cabin pressure. Shield function.
622
00:34:27,583 --> 00:34:29,375
A nutritious shake. A breath mint.
623
00:34:29,458 --> 00:34:30,583
A bladder evacuation module.
624
00:34:30,667 --> 00:34:32,500
Ah, he found the mint.
625
00:34:34,083 --> 00:34:36,458
You have set our destination
to your home planet.
626
00:34:36,542 --> 00:34:38,083
Uh-Earth.
627
00:34:38,167 --> 00:34:39,708
Confirm or cancel?
628
00:34:40,958 --> 00:34:42,208
Uh…
629
00:34:43,792 --> 00:34:45,125
Good luck.
630
00:34:48,833 --> 00:34:49,833
Cancel.
631
00:34:56,417 --> 00:34:58,250
Uh, okay, okay.
632
00:35:03,333 --> 00:35:04,292
A little to the left.
633
00:35:04,375 --> 00:35:06,500
Get your nubs at ten and two.
634
00:35:09,292 --> 00:35:11,083
Whoa!
635
00:35:11,167 --> 00:35:13,292
What a heroic figure he cuts.
636
00:35:43,042 --> 00:35:46,583
Hi. Take me to your leader?
637
00:35:52,917 --> 00:35:56,000
Okay, look him in the eye.
Stand your ground.
638
00:35:56,583 --> 00:35:58,292
You're the alpha, you're the killer.
639
00:35:58,375 --> 00:35:59,417
You're…
640
00:36:05,833 --> 00:36:08,375
This is who the Communiverse sends?
641
00:36:11,292 --> 00:36:14,125
You are more puny than I expected.
642
00:36:14,208 --> 00:36:16,167
I could say the same about you.
643
00:36:17,208 --> 00:36:18,958
-What?
-Uh…
644
00:36:19,042 --> 00:36:21,625
What do you need to leave
the Communiverse alone?
645
00:36:21,708 --> 00:36:25,750
Hylurgians prefer to negotiate
with screams in the air.
646
00:36:28,167 --> 00:36:29,250
Pull!
647
00:36:39,042 --> 00:36:41,167
Recoil's a little heavy.
648
00:36:43,083 --> 00:36:44,083
Your turn.
649
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:49,625
Darn! I, uh, left my arm cannon at home.
650
00:36:49,708 --> 00:36:50,792
Why-Why don't we…
651
00:36:53,083 --> 00:36:54,625
Use one of mine.
652
00:36:54,708 --> 00:36:56,208
So nice of you.
653
00:36:56,292 --> 00:36:57,750
Uh…
654
00:36:59,917 --> 00:37:02,042
I-I mean, we're both leaders and, uh…
655
00:37:02,125 --> 00:37:03,458
Pull!
656
00:37:05,292 --> 00:37:08,417
Surely we could find something
to everyone's mutual…
657
00:37:10,750 --> 00:37:11,833
…benefit.
658
00:37:11,917 --> 00:37:13,625
Ah, trick shot.
659
00:37:13,708 --> 00:37:16,625
Perhaps we are able to communicate…
660
00:37:16,708 --> 00:37:17,542
Pull!
661
00:37:17,625 --> 00:37:20,208
But those Communiverse weaklings
662
00:37:20,292 --> 00:37:22,958
look at me like some kind of monster.
663
00:37:23,042 --> 00:37:24,625
How dare they reject me!
664
00:37:27,750 --> 00:37:29,500
Well, if they don't want you…
665
00:37:30,833 --> 00:37:32,917
…why not find someone who does?
666
00:37:33,500 --> 00:37:34,583
Come again?
667
00:37:34,667 --> 00:37:36,292
There's got to be a place out there
668
00:37:36,375 --> 00:37:40,208
that would love to have
a strong guy like you.
669
00:37:40,292 --> 00:37:41,708
But is the Communiverse not
670
00:37:41,792 --> 00:37:44,042
where the greatest leaders gather?
671
00:37:44,625 --> 00:37:46,000
Am I not great?
672
00:37:46,083 --> 00:37:47,167
T-Totally.
673
00:37:47,250 --> 00:37:49,042
But why waste your life
674
00:37:49,125 --> 00:37:51,250
trying to connect with people
who don't get you?
675
00:37:51,833 --> 00:37:53,292
It's time to move on.
676
00:37:53,375 --> 00:37:55,458
Right, Gri-guy?
677
00:37:56,083 --> 00:37:57,083
Gri-guy?
678
00:37:57,583 --> 00:37:59,208
Hmm, yes.
679
00:37:59,292 --> 00:38:01,000
What, Workko? What is it?
680
00:38:01,083 --> 00:38:03,458
Your Wrath, the princeling
wants to see you.
681
00:38:03,542 --> 00:38:06,958
For the hate of… Tell him I am busy!
682
00:38:07,042 --> 00:38:10,292
So, as we were saying,
forget the Communiverse…
683
00:38:10,375 --> 00:38:11,750
You are a father, right?
684
00:38:12,333 --> 00:38:14,083
Oh. Yeah.
685
00:38:14,167 --> 00:38:15,750
It is so difficult!
686
00:38:15,833 --> 00:38:19,583
He has no concept
of the importance of my work.
687
00:38:19,667 --> 00:38:20,667
I get it.
688
00:38:20,750 --> 00:38:23,625
If he's too hard to handle,
then just ship him off.
689
00:38:23,708 --> 00:38:25,417
That's what I did with mine. So…
690
00:38:25,500 --> 00:38:27,833
"Too hard to handle"?
691
00:38:31,583 --> 00:38:32,625
I-I mean…
692
00:38:32,708 --> 00:38:35,042
Oh, you think I cannot handle my own son?
693
00:38:35,125 --> 00:38:36,750
No, no, no. I-I don't think that…
694
00:38:36,833 --> 00:38:39,333
No! Really. Tell me what I am doing wrong!
695
00:38:39,417 --> 00:38:42,083
It's okay. I'm a bad parent too.
696
00:38:42,167 --> 00:38:43,500
What?
697
00:38:43,583 --> 00:38:44,833
None of us know what we're doing.
698
00:38:44,917 --> 00:38:46,917
We-We didn't even want this, right?
699
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:49,500
Let me remind you
who you are dealing with!
700
00:38:49,583 --> 00:38:53,625
I am Grigon, Blood Emperor of Hylurg,
701
00:38:53,708 --> 00:38:58,417
scourge of the Crab Nebula
and a great father!
702
00:38:58,500 --> 00:38:59,708
Pull!
703
00:39:04,333 --> 00:39:06,875
Right, why don't
we take a little breather…
704
00:39:06,958 --> 00:39:09,208
The negotiation is over.
705
00:39:09,292 --> 00:39:10,125
Gronk!
706
00:39:10,208 --> 00:39:12,500
Show the prisoner to his quarters!
707
00:39:12,583 --> 00:39:13,875
Prisoner? What?
708
00:39:13,958 --> 00:39:15,750
You will watch from a cell
709
00:39:15,833 --> 00:39:18,792
as I destroy your beloved Communiverse!
710
00:39:18,875 --> 00:39:20,292
No, no, wait!
711
00:39:23,583 --> 00:39:25,417
He's really turned over a new leaf.
712
00:39:26,375 --> 00:39:28,792
-Hey, Elio.
-Hey, Jim. How's your back?
713
00:39:28,875 --> 00:39:30,667
-Oh, you know…
-I hear ya.
714
00:39:30,750 --> 00:39:32,958
Oh, camp must've really helped.
715
00:39:33,042 --> 00:39:34,417
I guess it did.
716
00:39:34,500 --> 00:39:37,375
But he was only there for one day.
717
00:39:37,458 --> 00:39:39,875
Oh, I overheard
the colonel raving about you.
718
00:39:39,958 --> 00:39:41,708
Really? She was?
719
00:39:41,792 --> 00:39:42,792
Yeah.
720
00:39:42,875 --> 00:39:44,292
You've been working really hard.
721
00:39:44,375 --> 00:39:46,208
Oh, that's so good to hear.
722
00:39:46,292 --> 00:39:48,542
I thought I'd never get off her bad side.
723
00:39:48,625 --> 00:39:49,500
Oopsie.
724
00:39:49,583 --> 00:39:51,333
Everyone's super impressed.
725
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,208
Wait, please. You made a mistake.
726
00:39:58,292 --> 00:40:00,042
I'm the leader of Earth!
727
00:40:34,500 --> 00:40:37,792
Uh, gravity, um… off.
728
00:40:38,458 --> 00:40:39,542
Whoa.
729
00:40:48,417 --> 00:40:50,458
Okay, th-that's enough! Gravity back!
730
00:40:53,500 --> 00:40:55,792
Okay. I'll just get back to Grigon.
731
00:40:55,875 --> 00:40:57,167
Uh, what haven't I tried?
732
00:40:58,083 --> 00:41:01,333
"Bargaining chip"?
Like, something valuable?
733
00:41:01,417 --> 00:41:02,708
Where am I going to find…
734
00:41:26,250 --> 00:41:27,542
H-Hi, there.
735
00:41:35,542 --> 00:41:38,083
I'm too young to die.
I'm too young to die.
736
00:41:38,167 --> 00:41:39,917
I'm too young to die.
737
00:41:45,125 --> 00:41:47,750
- What's happening?
- What's happening?
738
00:41:47,833 --> 00:41:50,500
Whoa. Translator disc, cool.
739
00:41:50,583 --> 00:41:52,000
-Are you going to eat me?
-What?
740
00:41:52,083 --> 00:41:55,625
Ew. I was just swaddling you
because you seemed scared.
741
00:41:55,708 --> 00:41:57,792
That's what my mom does when I get scared.
742
00:41:57,875 --> 00:42:00,375
I'm rarely unswaddled.
743
00:42:00,458 --> 00:42:01,958
You're just a little kid.
744
00:42:02,583 --> 00:42:05,250
So? Don't have to be rude about it.
745
00:42:06,625 --> 00:42:08,875
Oh. No, no, no. Hey, come back!
746
00:42:08,958 --> 00:42:10,292
I wasn't making fun of you!
747
00:42:11,292 --> 00:42:13,583
Uh, my name's Elio.
748
00:42:13,667 --> 00:42:15,333
W-What's your name?
749
00:42:15,417 --> 00:42:17,500
You really want to know my name?
750
00:42:17,583 --> 00:42:20,583
Well, I really want to get down.
751
00:42:20,667 --> 00:42:23,833
I'm Glordon! No one's ever
asked me my name before.
752
00:42:24,833 --> 00:42:26,500
I mean, I ask a lot
of questions all the time.
753
00:42:26,583 --> 00:42:28,958
No one ever asks me about
questions about me, though.
754
00:42:29,042 --> 00:42:30,583
Like what my favorite color is.
755
00:42:30,667 --> 00:42:32,542
It's purple, if you're asking.
Are you asking?
756
00:42:39,458 --> 00:42:42,042
What's wrong with you?
That's just my carapace.
757
00:42:42,125 --> 00:42:44,042
-W-What?
-I'll show you.
758
00:42:52,042 --> 00:42:53,583
Ta-da!
759
00:42:53,667 --> 00:42:54,667
Whoa.
760
00:42:55,292 --> 00:42:57,875
Every Hylurgian gets one
when they come of age.
761
00:42:57,958 --> 00:43:00,333
It's got weapons and bombs and stuff.
762
00:43:00,417 --> 00:43:01,958
Ooh, and a cup holder!
763
00:43:02,042 --> 00:43:03,583
It's bespoke.
764
00:43:03,667 --> 00:43:06,625
So, if Hylurgians took off their armor,
765
00:43:06,708 --> 00:43:07,708
they'd look like you?
766
00:43:07,792 --> 00:43:09,917
Yeah, but nobody would ever do that.
767
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:12,208
To expose your soft, warm flesh
768
00:43:12,292 --> 00:43:14,292
would dishonor you and your whole family
769
00:43:14,375 --> 00:43:15,792
for all eternity.
770
00:43:15,875 --> 00:43:17,208
I can't wait to get installed.
771
00:43:17,792 --> 00:43:19,250
I'm going to look so hot.
772
00:43:20,250 --> 00:43:22,083
Alert! A prisoner has escaped.
773
00:43:22,167 --> 00:43:23,708
-Oh, no.
-Are they talking about you?
774
00:43:23,792 --> 00:43:26,125
Uh, it's a complicated
political situation.
775
00:43:26,208 --> 00:43:27,375
You-You wouldn't understand.
776
00:43:27,458 --> 00:43:28,583
Are you a treacherous dissident?
777
00:43:28,667 --> 00:43:30,083
Where is he?
Check every chamber!
778
00:43:30,167 --> 00:43:31,000
Are you an assassin?
779
00:43:31,083 --> 00:43:32,250
You two with me. Move!
780
00:43:32,333 --> 00:43:34,125
-What'd you do?
-Uh, uh…
781
00:43:34,208 --> 00:43:36,417
Come on, I'm really good
at keeping secrets.
782
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:39,083
- Nothing here, sir.
- Keep looking!
783
00:43:39,583 --> 00:43:40,875
The secret is…
784
00:43:41,458 --> 00:43:42,542
I'm a kid.
785
00:43:42,625 --> 00:43:43,958
What? Really?
786
00:43:44,542 --> 00:43:45,417
Mm-hmm.
787
00:43:45,500 --> 00:43:47,958
And I kind of
tricked the Communiverse…
788
00:43:48,042 --> 00:43:49,500
Whoa.
789
00:43:49,583 --> 00:43:50,417
What?
790
00:43:50,500 --> 00:43:53,333
Oh.
791
00:43:53,417 --> 00:43:54,500
No way!
792
00:43:54,583 --> 00:43:56,042
You're crazy.
793
00:43:56,125 --> 00:43:59,167
I know and now Grigon's
going to blow everyone up
794
00:43:59,250 --> 00:44:01,375
unless I can find a bargaining chip.
795
00:44:01,458 --> 00:44:05,167
Something he values, but what
does he even value?
796
00:44:05,250 --> 00:44:08,792
Well, Dad values blood, glory,
the misery of his enemies.
797
00:44:08,875 --> 00:44:10,042
Ooh. There was this one time…
798
00:44:10,125 --> 00:44:12,750
Hold up. Grigon's your dad?
799
00:44:12,833 --> 00:44:15,083
I thought you knew. I look just like him.
800
00:44:15,167 --> 00:44:17,708
Check it out.
801
00:44:22,208 --> 00:44:23,583
I've been working on my back.
802
00:44:26,792 --> 00:44:30,458
Can I ask you a big favor?
803
00:44:31,500 --> 00:44:32,750
Sure.
804
00:44:32,833 --> 00:44:34,667
Bargaining chip. Cool.
805
00:44:34,750 --> 00:44:36,458
I've never been a bargaining chip before.
806
00:44:36,542 --> 00:44:38,792
I've been a liability. A disappointment.
807
00:44:38,875 --> 00:44:41,167
-A deduction.
-Are we almost to my ship?
808
00:44:41,250 --> 00:44:44,375
Not far now. I've also been
a pillow, an enigma,
809
00:44:44,458 --> 00:44:46,208
a problem, a headache.
810
00:44:47,417 --> 00:44:49,667
Little help, please.
811
00:44:49,750 --> 00:44:51,167
Lately, I've just been ignored,
812
00:44:51,250 --> 00:44:53,875
but now my dad's finally
going to pay attention to me.
813
00:44:53,958 --> 00:44:55,875
Do your parents pay attention to you?
814
00:44:55,958 --> 00:44:57,958
Well, my Aunt Olga doesn't care.
815
00:44:58,042 --> 00:44:59,375
With me out the way
816
00:44:59,458 --> 00:45:01,500
she can do what she really wants.
817
00:45:02,458 --> 00:45:04,333
Like be an astronaut or whatever.
818
00:45:04,417 --> 00:45:07,500
She gave up being an astronaut
or whatever for you?
819
00:45:07,583 --> 00:45:09,250
Wow. She must really love you.
820
00:45:10,375 --> 00:45:12,292
No, no, she doesn't.
821
00:45:12,375 --> 00:45:15,167
But now I'm free to join the Communiverse,
822
00:45:15,250 --> 00:45:17,083
which is where I belong anyway
823
00:45:17,167 --> 00:45:18,833
and that's where you come in,
824
00:45:18,917 --> 00:45:20,250
bargaining chip.
825
00:45:20,333 --> 00:45:21,417
Whee!
826
00:45:23,167 --> 00:45:25,042
- Ow.
- Oof!
827
00:45:25,125 --> 00:45:27,125
Wiggle.
828
00:45:27,208 --> 00:45:28,625
Wiggle.
829
00:45:28,708 --> 00:45:31,333
Candidate SolĂs?
Sorry to bother you.
830
00:45:31,417 --> 00:45:33,917
It's just that the Hylurgian ships
831
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:36,292
seem to be pointing their cannons at us.
832
00:45:36,375 --> 00:45:38,375
Is this part of the negotiations?
833
00:45:38,458 --> 00:45:40,917
Oh, that's just a drill. Don't worry.
834
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:43,083
Wiggle.
835
00:45:45,375 --> 00:45:47,833
- Whoa.
- Come on.
836
00:45:47,917 --> 00:45:49,333
What are these tunnels for, anyway?
837
00:45:49,417 --> 00:45:52,542
Oh, these are the lava flumes.
They power the cannons.
838
00:45:54,458 --> 00:45:56,375
Glordon, I am not fireproof!
839
00:45:56,458 --> 00:45:57,833
Really? Why didn't you say something?
840
00:45:57,917 --> 00:45:58,958
Glordon!
841
00:45:59,042 --> 00:46:01,625
It's okay. Just get in my mouth.
842
00:46:02,542 --> 00:46:03,917
What? No way!
843
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:05,083
Trust me.
844
00:46:13,042 --> 00:46:14,042
Hmm.
845
00:46:14,125 --> 00:46:16,333
It's, uh, actually kind of comfy in here.
846
00:46:16,417 --> 00:46:18,083
It is? I've never been in there.
847
00:46:18,167 --> 00:46:19,167
Hold on.
848
00:46:24,208 --> 00:46:25,542
Yeah!
849
00:46:28,792 --> 00:46:30,583
Ah. Refreshing.
850
00:46:32,500 --> 00:46:33,500
You okay?
851
00:46:34,917 --> 00:46:35,917
Yes!
852
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:37,458
Lower me down.
853
00:46:41,167 --> 00:46:42,750
Thanks, Glordon.
854
00:46:42,833 --> 00:46:44,958
Eh. It's nothing. Up top.
855
00:46:47,458 --> 00:46:50,083
How long's the flight?
Any snacks on board?
856
00:46:53,750 --> 00:46:55,750
Ah, it's Candidate SolĂs!
857
00:46:55,833 --> 00:46:58,000
I'm sure he's bringing good news.
858
00:46:58,083 --> 00:46:58,917
Oh.
859
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:00,000
Look out!
860
00:47:06,500 --> 00:47:08,125
I'm so excited. I'm so excited.
861
00:47:08,208 --> 00:47:09,125
I'm so excited.
862
00:47:09,208 --> 00:47:10,875
-Candidate SolĂs?
-What's happened?
863
00:47:10,958 --> 00:47:12,958
Ooooo, open a line to Lord Grigon!
864
00:47:13,042 --> 00:47:15,083
-Of course.
-Who is this?
865
00:47:15,167 --> 00:47:16,625
Who is responsible for…
866
00:47:17,583 --> 00:47:18,542
- You!
- Yes.
867
00:47:18,625 --> 00:47:21,042
It's me! The leader of Earth.
868
00:47:21,125 --> 00:47:23,042
And the negotiation is not over
869
00:47:23,125 --> 00:47:25,083
because now I've got this!
870
00:47:25,167 --> 00:47:26,000
Oh, my.
871
00:47:26,083 --> 00:47:27,333
Glordon?
872
00:47:27,417 --> 00:47:31,833
Yes, and-and pretty soon
he's going to be Glor-done.
873
00:47:31,917 --> 00:47:33,833
Hi, Dad. I'm a bargaining chip.
874
00:47:33,917 --> 00:47:35,125
No. Say the other thing.
875
00:47:35,208 --> 00:47:37,917
Oh. Help me, Father. He overpowered me.
876
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:41,000
He's too strong. Too shredded.
877
00:47:41,083 --> 00:47:42,333
Quiet, you!
878
00:47:43,750 --> 00:47:46,875
What is that unholy sound? Stop! Stop!
879
00:47:46,958 --> 00:47:48,167
Only if you swear…
880
00:47:48,250 --> 00:47:49,875
On your Hylurgian honor.
881
00:47:49,958 --> 00:47:51,917
Oh. On your Hylurgian honor
882
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:55,042
to leave the Communiverse
in peace and never return.
883
00:47:55,125 --> 00:47:57,250
My Hylurgian honor?
884
00:47:57,333 --> 00:47:59,250
Do you know what you are asking?
885
00:47:59,333 --> 00:48:00,500
I will…
886
00:48:04,458 --> 00:48:06,208
Stop!
887
00:48:06,292 --> 00:48:08,083
I-I concede!
888
00:48:10,125 --> 00:48:13,083
I swear on my honor…
889
00:48:14,417 --> 00:48:16,708
You are full of surprises.
890
00:48:16,792 --> 00:48:17,958
You have my vow.
891
00:48:19,208 --> 00:48:21,708
I will come to collect my son,
892
00:48:21,792 --> 00:48:25,417
but if even one hair
on a single nub is harmed,
893
00:48:25,500 --> 00:48:28,083
you will feel my wrath.
894
00:48:30,333 --> 00:48:32,875
Well done. I knew you had it in you.
895
00:48:32,958 --> 00:48:34,375
Thank you.
896
00:48:34,458 --> 00:48:36,458
Oh, I can't wait for this all to be over,
897
00:48:36,542 --> 00:48:39,167
and officially welcome you into the fold.
898
00:48:39,250 --> 00:48:42,042
I'm customizing your
membership badge right now.
899
00:48:42,125 --> 00:48:43,250
Do you like the color?
900
00:48:44,250 --> 00:48:45,333
It's beautiful.
901
00:48:45,417 --> 00:48:47,250
And so well-deserved.
902
00:48:47,333 --> 00:48:50,208
But first, let's prepare
for Lord Grigon's arrival.
903
00:48:50,292 --> 00:48:51,667
Come, everyone. Chop-chop.
904
00:48:54,292 --> 00:48:56,000
Uh, you guys go ahead.
905
00:48:56,083 --> 00:48:58,667
I'll take care of the bargaining chip.
906
00:48:58,750 --> 00:49:00,167
Very good, Candidate SolĂs.
907
00:49:00,250 --> 00:49:02,417
Now, does anyone know a good caterer?
908
00:49:04,750 --> 00:49:06,417
Oh, we did it.
909
00:49:06,500 --> 00:49:09,542
Yeah. You were so cool.
910
00:49:09,625 --> 00:49:11,167
Oh, you okay?
911
00:49:11,250 --> 00:49:13,958
I've never been outside before.
912
00:49:14,042 --> 00:49:15,667
It's cold here.
913
00:49:18,250 --> 00:49:21,083
Wow! This thing's amazing.
914
00:49:21,167 --> 00:49:22,167
Watch this.
915
00:49:22,250 --> 00:49:23,375
Gravity off.
916
00:49:26,792 --> 00:49:27,792
Whoa.
917
00:49:27,875 --> 00:49:29,458
Gravity off.
918
00:49:31,250 --> 00:49:33,250
Whoo-hoo!
919
00:49:34,208 --> 00:49:36,542
You think this is cool? Come on!
920
00:49:38,500 --> 00:49:40,375
Your Wrath, the shuttle is ready.
921
00:49:40,458 --> 00:49:41,708
Shall we depart?
922
00:49:41,792 --> 00:49:43,458
No, not yet.
923
00:49:43,958 --> 00:49:47,500
The princeling was taken
because he was vulnerable…
924
00:49:47,583 --> 00:49:50,417
exposed, soft.
925
00:49:51,042 --> 00:49:52,875
Prepare his carapace.
926
00:49:52,958 --> 00:49:55,042
But that will take time, Your Bloodness…
927
00:49:55,125 --> 00:49:56,125
Do it!
928
00:49:56,208 --> 00:49:59,250
We will perform Glordon's
ceremony on the Communiverse
929
00:49:59,833 --> 00:50:03,875
and they will quiver
at the full might of Hylurg!
930
00:50:06,375 --> 00:50:08,167
- Ready?
- Yes.
931
00:50:08,250 --> 00:50:09,583
No.
932
00:50:09,667 --> 00:50:10,958
O-Okay, yes!
933
00:50:11,042 --> 00:50:12,125
On three.
934
00:50:12,208 --> 00:50:14,042
One, two…
935
00:50:14,125 --> 00:50:15,833
-Two and a half.
-Two and a half.
936
00:50:16,417 --> 00:50:17,333
Three!
937
00:50:24,250 --> 00:50:25,750
-Again?
-Heck, yeah, again.
938
00:50:25,833 --> 00:50:26,792
On three.
939
00:50:26,875 --> 00:50:27,875
One, two.
940
00:50:28,708 --> 00:50:30,083
Whoo-hoo!
941
00:50:34,083 --> 00:50:35,083
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
942
00:50:37,958 --> 00:50:40,000
-Whoo!
-Yeah!
943
00:51:03,750 --> 00:51:04,750
Whoo!
944
00:51:16,500 --> 00:51:17,833
Ha-ha!
945
00:51:27,917 --> 00:51:30,583
Shmeepa skiddopoo-peh.
946
00:51:30,667 --> 00:51:31,667
No, no.
947
00:51:31,750 --> 00:51:33,292
Skiddopop-puh.
948
00:51:33,375 --> 00:51:34,292
Noice.
949
00:51:34,375 --> 00:51:36,750
Shmeepa skiddopop-popopop-puh!
950
00:51:38,583 --> 00:51:40,958
So, everyone speaks Elioese on Earth?
951
00:51:41,042 --> 00:51:42,375
Nah, just me.
952
00:51:42,917 --> 00:51:44,292
And my parents.
953
00:51:45,417 --> 00:51:47,917
Or at least they did.
954
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:49,667
My aunt's not into it,
955
00:51:50,333 --> 00:51:53,875
but I keep using it so I don't forget.
956
00:51:55,083 --> 00:51:58,000
Did something happen to your parents?
957
00:51:59,583 --> 00:52:00,583
Yeah.
958
00:52:02,125 --> 00:52:03,125
I'm sorry.
959
00:52:03,875 --> 00:52:07,333
I know it's not the same,
but my mom's gone a lot.
960
00:52:07,417 --> 00:52:09,083
Fighting the Blood Wars.
961
00:52:09,875 --> 00:52:11,042
I miss her a ton.
962
00:52:11,917 --> 00:52:15,125
Sometimes it feels like
Dad doesn't even want me.
963
00:52:16,917 --> 00:52:18,000
I know what you mean.
964
00:52:20,917 --> 00:52:24,125
The only people who wanted me are gone.
965
00:52:24,917 --> 00:52:27,083
But I don't know.
966
00:52:29,083 --> 00:52:30,083
What if…
967
00:52:31,708 --> 00:52:34,375
What if there's nothing about me to want?
968
00:52:36,375 --> 00:52:38,667
I thought Earth was the problem,
969
00:52:38,750 --> 00:52:39,833
but…
970
00:52:41,167 --> 00:52:42,583
what if it's me?
971
00:52:44,375 --> 00:52:46,167
Well, I like you.
972
00:52:47,208 --> 00:52:48,500
And you seem fine to me.
973
00:53:18,208 --> 00:53:21,000
Oh. He brought your carapace.
974
00:53:21,083 --> 00:53:22,375
I guess so?
975
00:53:22,458 --> 00:53:24,333
But that's good, right?
976
00:53:24,417 --> 00:53:26,500
Yeah. I mean, it has a flame thrower,
977
00:53:26,583 --> 00:53:28,458
a circular saw, acid gun.
978
00:53:28,542 --> 00:53:32,417
I'll get to fight,
and conquer, and kill, and…
979
00:53:34,792 --> 00:53:35,792
Glordon,
980
00:53:36,292 --> 00:53:38,500
do you not want to get into your carapace?
981
00:53:38,583 --> 00:53:41,167
Yeah. I mean, kind of, well…
982
00:53:41,250 --> 00:53:42,875
No, no.
983
00:53:42,958 --> 00:53:44,417
I've been pretending to want it,
984
00:53:44,500 --> 00:53:46,333
but I've been living a lie!
985
00:53:49,833 --> 00:53:53,250
Once I'm installed, I'll never
get to play, or swim,
986
00:53:53,333 --> 00:53:54,875
or do anything.
987
00:53:54,958 --> 00:53:56,292
It'll be the worst!
988
00:53:58,500 --> 00:54:00,375
But why didn't you say something?
989
00:54:00,458 --> 00:54:02,833
Because all Hylurgians have to do it!
990
00:54:02,917 --> 00:54:04,167
It's tradition.
991
00:54:04,250 --> 00:54:05,792
And if I don't…
992
00:54:07,375 --> 00:54:09,375
…my dad would hate me.
993
00:54:16,500 --> 00:54:18,833
Glordon, you're not getting in there.
994
00:54:18,917 --> 00:54:21,625
But… I don't have a choice.
995
00:54:22,208 --> 00:54:23,333
We'll figure it out.
996
00:54:24,042 --> 00:54:25,542
I don't know how, but…
997
00:54:28,125 --> 00:54:29,125
Oh, wait.
998
00:54:29,208 --> 00:54:30,458
Ha!
999
00:54:30,542 --> 00:54:31,542
What?
1000
00:54:32,833 --> 00:54:34,750
Ooh. What are we doing?
1001
00:54:34,833 --> 00:54:36,250
We're going to give your dad
what he wants.
1002
00:54:36,333 --> 00:54:37,333
Me?
1003
00:54:37,417 --> 00:54:38,750
Well, yes, but also no.
1004
00:54:39,833 --> 00:54:41,750
Cloning clay? A-Are you sure about this?
1005
00:54:41,833 --> 00:54:43,250
Yeah. Why not?
1006
00:54:43,333 --> 00:54:44,625
I don't know.
1007
00:54:44,708 --> 00:54:46,375
Would a clone really fool my dad?
1008
00:54:46,458 --> 00:54:47,667
He's pretty smart.
1009
00:54:47,750 --> 00:54:50,042
Oh, it's going to work. I'll show you.
1010
00:54:50,125 --> 00:54:51,417
Ooooo? Ooooo?
1011
00:54:51,500 --> 00:54:53,833
-Yes?
-Can I check on my clone?
1012
00:54:53,917 --> 00:54:54,917
Certainly.
1013
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:57,375
Mmm. That smells good, papito.
1014
00:54:57,458 --> 00:54:58,542
It's a secret recipe.
1015
00:54:58,625 --> 00:54:59,958
You're going to love it.
1016
00:55:00,042 --> 00:55:01,958
How are you so good at everything?
1017
00:55:06,208 --> 00:55:08,167
Mmm, mmm, mmm.
1018
00:55:08,250 --> 00:55:10,333
Wow. I guess it does work.
1019
00:55:10,417 --> 00:55:12,042
Okay, let's do it.
1020
00:55:12,542 --> 00:55:13,542
Yeah.
1021
00:55:14,375 --> 00:55:15,458
Yeah!
1022
00:55:15,542 --> 00:55:18,292
Okay. Your dad will take
your clone back to Hylurg,
1023
00:55:18,375 --> 00:55:19,875
I'll become an Ambassador,
1024
00:55:19,958 --> 00:55:21,792
and neither of us will have to see Hylurg,
1025
00:55:21,875 --> 00:55:23,042
or stupid Earth again.
1026
00:55:23,125 --> 00:55:24,583
It's a win-win-win.
1027
00:55:29,583 --> 00:55:31,000
-Whoa.
-Yes.
1028
00:55:35,083 --> 00:55:36,083
I'm Glordon!
1029
00:55:36,167 --> 00:55:38,250
Wow! Am I really that ripped?
1030
00:55:38,333 --> 00:55:39,417
You, follow us.
1031
00:55:39,500 --> 00:55:40,583
You got it.
1032
00:55:44,708 --> 00:55:46,708
You'll be safe in here.
No one else can open it.
1033
00:55:48,083 --> 00:55:49,750
All right, Glordon, get in the ship.
1034
00:55:49,833 --> 00:55:50,792
Okay.
1035
00:55:50,875 --> 00:55:51,917
I can't tell you apart.
1036
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:53,458
- Yes!
- Whoo-hoo!
1037
00:55:53,542 --> 00:55:55,125
Seriously, though, which one's real?
1038
00:55:55,208 --> 00:55:56,208
Me.
1039
00:55:58,125 --> 00:56:00,375
Stay inside and don't make a sound.
1040
00:56:02,917 --> 00:56:04,000
I'll be right back.
1041
00:56:08,375 --> 00:56:09,375
Come on.
1042
00:56:11,458 --> 00:56:14,333
You look so good. I can't
even tell the difference.
1043
00:56:14,417 --> 00:56:15,458
Mmm.
1044
00:56:15,542 --> 00:56:17,292
I can't even tell the difference.
1045
00:56:17,375 --> 00:56:18,458
I know.
1046
00:56:18,542 --> 00:56:21,042
Who knew yogurt is just
as yummy as butter…
1047
00:56:21,125 --> 00:56:23,125
…and half the cholesterol?
1048
00:56:24,500 --> 00:56:25,750
It's perfect.
1049
00:56:27,458 --> 00:56:28,500
Let me get that for you.
1050
00:56:28,583 --> 00:56:30,583
Aw. Thanks so much.
1051
00:56:34,208 --> 00:56:36,875
Well, I'm going to
turn in for the night.
1052
00:56:36,958 --> 00:56:40,583
All right. But first,
get over here, kiddo.
1053
00:56:40,667 --> 00:56:41,833
Mwah.
1054
00:56:44,167 --> 00:56:45,333
Good night.
1055
00:57:12,292 --> 00:57:13,292
Hmm.
1056
00:57:23,250 --> 00:57:24,250
What the?
1057
00:58:19,083 --> 00:58:20,750
Hi. We should probably talk.
1058
00:58:24,750 --> 00:58:26,417
And for my next trick,
1059
00:58:26,500 --> 00:58:27,792
think of a number.
1060
00:58:27,875 --> 00:58:30,500
Uh, wait. Uh…
1061
00:58:30,583 --> 00:58:31,708
Okay, got it!
1062
00:58:32,250 --> 00:58:33,458
Yes. Yes, yes, yes.
1063
00:58:33,542 --> 00:58:35,750
I don't know
how much longer we can stall.
1064
00:58:35,833 --> 00:58:36,917
Where is Candidate SolĂs?
1065
00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:39,375
I'm sure he'll be here momentarily.
1066
00:58:39,458 --> 00:58:42,208
I sense the number is
1067
00:58:42,292 --> 00:58:44,125
-seven.
-What?
1068
00:58:44,208 --> 00:58:46,000
- Aw, she's right.
- Enough!
1069
00:58:46,583 --> 00:58:48,375
Where is my son?
1070
00:58:49,208 --> 00:58:51,208
He's here. He's right here.
1071
00:58:51,292 --> 00:58:52,292
Daddy.
1072
00:58:53,042 --> 00:58:55,125
-He did not abandon us.
-He's here!
1073
00:58:55,208 --> 00:58:56,750
Thank the stars.
1074
00:58:56,833 --> 00:59:00,375
Lord Grigon, we return
to you Prince Glordon.
1075
00:59:00,458 --> 00:59:02,542
My son. Did he harm you?
1076
00:59:02,625 --> 00:59:04,708
Nope. Everyone was super nice.
1077
00:59:04,792 --> 00:59:07,333
Hmm. Are you prepared to become
1078
00:59:07,417 --> 00:59:10,292
the greatest war machine in the universe?
1079
00:59:10,375 --> 00:59:13,750
To make your enemies tremble
at the sight of you?
1080
00:59:13,833 --> 00:59:15,458
To prove the might of the…
1081
00:59:15,542 --> 00:59:16,625
Yep! Let's do it!
1082
00:59:17,625 --> 00:59:18,917
Oh.
1083
00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:21,042
A-Actually, I had more to say,
1084
00:59:21,125 --> 00:59:23,708
but, yes, l-l-let us get on with it.
1085
01:00:33,708 --> 01:00:34,750
Whoo!
1086
01:00:35,250 --> 01:00:36,250
Oh, yeah.
1087
01:00:38,625 --> 01:00:40,250
- Whew.
- Whew.
1088
01:00:42,792 --> 01:00:45,375
Witness the power of Hylurg.
1089
01:00:46,250 --> 01:00:47,333
Witness!
1090
01:00:47,417 --> 01:00:49,167
-What a good show.
-Very impressive.
1091
01:00:49,250 --> 01:00:50,917
That's right.
1092
01:00:52,125 --> 01:00:53,708
As you have kept your word,
1093
01:00:53,792 --> 01:00:57,750
I will keep mine and leave
this place, never to return.
1094
01:00:57,833 --> 01:01:00,083
Hylurgians, fall back.
1095
01:01:01,083 --> 01:01:02,625
Candidate SolĂs, you did it!
1096
01:01:02,708 --> 01:01:04,875
Well done.
1097
01:01:04,958 --> 01:01:06,375
What an exceptional specimen.
1098
01:01:06,458 --> 01:01:07,792
You good, Son?
1099
01:01:07,875 --> 01:01:10,833
Oh, yeah. I can't wait to make endless war
1100
01:01:10,917 --> 01:01:13,125
and pillage the unworthy
and bring eternal night…
1101
01:01:13,208 --> 01:01:16,708
May I have the honor
of joining the Communiverse?
1102
01:01:17,417 --> 01:01:20,792
The honor would be ours, Candidate SolĂs.
1103
01:01:20,875 --> 01:01:23,875
Or should I say, Ambassador SolĂs.
1104
01:01:23,958 --> 01:01:25,458
-You're one of us now.
-You're amazing!
1105
01:01:25,542 --> 01:01:26,542
- I like you.
- Welcome!
1106
01:01:37,750 --> 01:01:39,083
Ah.
1107
01:01:39,167 --> 01:01:40,292
It was a clone.
1108
01:01:40,375 --> 01:01:42,333
Where is my son?
1109
01:01:42,417 --> 01:01:44,083
But…
1110
01:01:44,667 --> 01:01:45,625
How could you tell?
1111
01:01:45,708 --> 01:01:48,750
A father always knows.
1112
01:01:50,583 --> 01:01:52,750
You, read his mind.
1113
01:01:52,833 --> 01:01:54,333
Find the truth.
1114
01:01:54,417 --> 01:01:55,417
No.
1115
01:01:56,208 --> 01:01:57,292
Unhand me!
1116
01:01:57,375 --> 01:01:58,458
I'm so sorry.
1117
01:01:58,542 --> 01:01:59,833
No.
1118
01:01:59,917 --> 01:02:00,917
No.
1119
01:02:02,667 --> 01:02:05,167
No, no. No, no, please. No!
1120
01:02:09,208 --> 01:02:11,208
What? What did you see?
1121
01:02:11,292 --> 01:02:15,500
Your son is in a diplomatic
ship in the docking bay.
1122
01:02:15,583 --> 01:02:17,042
Send the troops!
1123
01:02:22,333 --> 01:02:23,875
Oh, more pudding, Elio?
1124
01:02:23,958 --> 01:02:25,375
Why, thank you, Glordon!
1125
01:02:34,500 --> 01:02:35,542
Elio?
1126
01:02:38,917 --> 01:02:40,875
You have selected
a map of our coordinates.
1127
01:02:40,958 --> 01:02:42,917
Neck pillow. Lip balm. A breath mint.
1128
01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:43,833
Mmm.
1129
01:02:43,917 --> 01:02:45,000
Destination…
1130
01:02:45,083 --> 01:02:46,208
Uh, Earth.
1131
01:02:46,292 --> 01:02:48,083
Confirm or cancel?
1132
01:02:48,167 --> 01:02:50,250
What? Confirm?
1133
01:02:58,208 --> 01:03:01,250
Ooooo, open a portal to Earth.
1134
01:03:03,292 --> 01:03:04,625
What are you doing?
1135
01:03:04,708 --> 01:03:07,125
Will you tell them, or must I?
1136
01:03:08,750 --> 01:03:09,750
Please don't.
1137
01:03:10,333 --> 01:03:12,083
He is not the leader of Earth.
1138
01:03:13,250 --> 01:03:15,292
He is not the leader of anything.
1139
01:03:15,792 --> 01:03:17,208
He is just
1140
01:03:17,292 --> 01:03:18,292
a child.
1141
01:03:18,875 --> 01:03:19,833
-What?
-Oh, no.
1142
01:03:19,917 --> 01:03:20,917
-I do not understand.
-No.
1143
01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:22,792
She's… She's wrong.
1144
01:03:23,417 --> 01:03:26,042
I am the leader of Earth.
1145
01:03:27,833 --> 01:03:29,292
I can still help!
1146
01:03:29,375 --> 01:03:31,750
Just please, please let me stay.
1147
01:03:32,417 --> 01:03:33,750
He is not there!
1148
01:03:33,833 --> 01:03:35,250
-What?
-But I saw him!
1149
01:03:35,333 --> 01:03:36,708
We are as surprised as you.
1150
01:03:36,792 --> 01:03:37,958
Arrest them all!
1151
01:03:38,042 --> 01:03:42,083
The Communiverse is now
under Hylurgian control.
1152
01:03:51,167 --> 01:03:53,042
Don't touch me. Stop!
1153
01:03:53,125 --> 01:03:54,125
We can sort this out!
1154
01:03:54,208 --> 01:03:56,750
- Ouch.
- It's his fault, not ours!
1155
01:03:56,833 --> 01:03:59,625
Liar! Betrayer! Coward!
1156
01:03:59,708 --> 01:04:00,958
Leave! Now!
1157
01:04:01,833 --> 01:04:02,792
I'm so sorry.
1158
01:04:02,875 --> 01:04:03,875
You've done enough!
1159
01:04:04,917 --> 01:04:06,875
No!
1160
01:04:19,875 --> 01:04:23,542
Tear this place apart
until you find my son!
1161
01:04:51,917 --> 01:04:52,958
No.
1162
01:05:07,042 --> 01:05:08,292
Don't leave me.
1163
01:05:11,667 --> 01:05:12,792
Please.
1164
01:05:41,833 --> 01:05:44,083
Oh, I'll take that.
1165
01:05:44,167 --> 01:05:45,167
Thanks, kiddo.
1166
01:05:51,667 --> 01:05:54,125
Shoot. I left the, um… That, uh…
1167
01:05:54,208 --> 01:05:55,750
I know what it is. Be right back.
1168
01:05:55,833 --> 01:05:57,250
Thank you.
1169
01:06:15,458 --> 01:06:16,875
You couldn't find it, huh?
1170
01:06:16,958 --> 01:06:18,250
Would you toss me those?
1171
01:06:38,292 --> 01:06:39,375
Come on!
1172
01:06:40,042 --> 01:06:41,417
Stupid flashlight!
1173
01:06:43,708 --> 01:06:45,000
Sorry.
1174
01:06:48,875 --> 01:06:50,125
Are you okay?
1175
01:06:50,208 --> 01:06:52,458
No. I feel crazy!
1176
01:06:52,542 --> 01:06:53,583
I'm on the beach
1177
01:06:53,667 --> 01:06:57,000
trying to make contact
with I don't know what.
1178
01:07:00,208 --> 01:07:01,208
I just…
1179
01:07:03,333 --> 01:07:04,542
feel so…
1180
01:07:06,125 --> 01:07:07,125
alone.
1181
01:07:09,375 --> 01:07:11,042
You wouldn't understand.
1182
01:07:22,125 --> 01:07:23,125
Actually,
1183
01:07:24,625 --> 01:07:25,792
I do.
1184
01:07:58,667 --> 01:08:00,083
Oh.
1185
01:08:04,375 --> 01:08:06,333
I didn't think you'd miss me.
1186
01:08:07,875 --> 01:08:09,250
I missed you.
1187
01:08:10,292 --> 01:08:13,083
I've missed everything about you.
1188
01:08:13,958 --> 01:08:15,250
But…
1189
01:08:15,958 --> 01:08:18,375
this isn't the life you wanted.
1190
01:08:21,457 --> 01:08:23,167
The only thing I want
1191
01:08:24,167 --> 01:08:25,167
is you.
1192
01:08:40,582 --> 01:08:42,332
TĂa Olga! Oh.
1193
01:08:42,417 --> 01:08:44,542
Oh, hey, you're back!
1194
01:08:44,625 --> 01:08:45,667
Whew.
1195
01:08:45,750 --> 01:08:47,750
Something's going on at the base.
1196
01:08:59,957 --> 01:09:02,417
Wait. That's my spaceship.
1197
01:09:02,500 --> 01:09:04,207
-Glordon's in there!
-Who?
1198
01:09:04,292 --> 01:09:05,625
My friend.
1199
01:09:05,707 --> 01:09:07,375
-You made a friend?
-You made a friend? Nice.
1200
01:09:07,457 --> 01:09:10,125
Yeah, and he needs our help.
You have clearance, right?
1201
01:09:10,207 --> 01:09:11,667
Not for this.
1202
01:09:12,167 --> 01:09:14,832
There's got to be
some way to get in there.
1203
01:09:14,917 --> 01:09:16,125
O-Okay, okay. Let me think.
1204
01:09:20,000 --> 01:09:21,332
Well, if you don't need me anymore,
1205
01:09:21,417 --> 01:09:23,457
I will begin my decomposition process.
1206
01:09:23,542 --> 01:09:25,000
Feel free to spread me over a plant
1207
01:09:25,082 --> 01:09:26,375
as nutritious fertilizer.
1208
01:09:30,042 --> 01:09:31,207
Wait!
1209
01:09:37,792 --> 01:09:39,375
They, uh, mention what it is?
1210
01:09:39,457 --> 01:09:42,417
Negative. But AARO's here
and NASA's on the way.
1211
01:09:44,457 --> 01:09:46,667
Is it extraterrestrial?
1212
01:09:46,750 --> 01:09:48,832
What, like little green men?
1213
01:09:48,917 --> 01:09:50,582
Don't tell me you believe in that stuff.
1214
01:09:54,082 --> 01:09:55,292
Who's there?
1215
01:09:58,917 --> 01:10:00,083
It's a kid.
1216
01:10:00,167 --> 01:10:01,375
Hey, you shouldn't be here.
1217
01:10:06,083 --> 01:10:08,208
Can you help me?
1218
01:10:18,625 --> 01:10:19,833
Huh?
1219
01:10:19,917 --> 01:10:22,708
I don't feel so good.
1220
01:10:24,292 --> 01:10:26,083
Get it off me!
1221
01:10:26,167 --> 01:10:27,500
Get it off me!
1222
01:10:30,167 --> 01:10:31,417
It's in my mouth!
1223
01:10:31,500 --> 01:10:32,458
Why is it sour?
1224
01:10:32,542 --> 01:10:33,667
It's on me too!
1225
01:10:33,750 --> 01:10:35,250
Help! Help!
1226
01:10:39,208 --> 01:10:40,708
Thank you for your service.
1227
01:11:24,958 --> 01:11:26,375
Glordon!
1228
01:11:32,917 --> 01:11:34,667
Is that your friend?
1229
01:11:35,250 --> 01:11:36,417
Elio?
1230
01:11:36,500 --> 01:11:38,750
What are you doing here?
1231
01:11:39,375 --> 01:11:40,625
What are you doing here?
1232
01:11:40,708 --> 01:11:42,458
Why didn't you stay where I told you?
1233
01:11:42,542 --> 01:11:43,792
I'm sorry.
1234
01:11:43,875 --> 01:11:47,208
I accidentally
turned on the ship.
1235
01:11:51,917 --> 01:11:53,667
Glordon? Glordon!
1236
01:11:53,750 --> 01:11:55,667
-Is he sick?
-His disc is broken.
1237
01:11:55,750 --> 01:11:57,083
It's too cold for him here!
1238
01:11:57,167 --> 01:11:58,250
Hey!
1239
01:11:58,333 --> 01:12:00,958
Put your hands up!
Back away from the specimen.
1240
01:12:02,542 --> 01:12:04,750
I said, back away! Now!
1241
01:12:04,833 --> 01:12:07,833
Shmeegle shmarpie blop.
1242
01:12:07,917 --> 01:12:10,083
You learned Elioese?
1243
01:12:13,917 --> 01:12:14,833
Hey, what are you saying?
1244
01:12:19,042 --> 01:12:20,958
-Oh, you mean "glöp."
-Stop that!
1245
01:12:24,375 --> 01:12:25,417
Gun it!
1246
01:12:46,000 --> 01:12:48,125
Oh, my gosh. Oh…
1247
01:12:48,625 --> 01:12:50,000
This is so…
1248
01:12:50,083 --> 01:12:50,917
Oh, my gosh.
1249
01:12:51,917 --> 01:12:53,000
Hold on, Glordon.
1250
01:12:53,083 --> 01:12:54,625
Olga, you got to drive!
1251
01:12:54,708 --> 01:12:56,208
-B-But how?
-Please!
1252
01:12:56,750 --> 01:12:58,167
Welcome, guest pilot!
1253
01:13:00,542 --> 01:13:01,708
Give me your jacket.
1254
01:13:03,375 --> 01:13:06,417
I'm so sorry, Glordon.
This is all my fault.
1255
01:13:09,292 --> 01:13:10,583
Don't worry.
1256
01:13:10,667 --> 01:13:12,083
I'm going to get you home.
1257
01:13:13,333 --> 01:13:14,833
Ship, get us to the Communiverse.
1258
01:13:16,333 --> 01:13:17,792
Hyper-speed unavailable,
1259
01:13:17,875 --> 01:13:18,708
path blocked.
1260
01:13:18,792 --> 01:13:20,625
What? It's totally clear.
1261
01:13:20,708 --> 01:13:22,792
I said, "Hyper-speed unavailable,
1262
01:13:22,875 --> 01:13:23,875
path blocked."
1263
01:13:23,958 --> 01:13:24,958
Oh, come on!
1264
01:13:31,625 --> 01:13:32,625
-What?
-Shh.
1265
01:13:37,333 --> 01:13:38,875
We're in a debris field.
1266
01:13:39,917 --> 01:13:41,833
-Let's just get out of here.
-No!
1267
01:13:42,708 --> 01:13:44,083
These objects are faster than bullets.
1268
01:13:44,167 --> 01:13:45,500
But this is what you do.
1269
01:13:45,583 --> 01:13:46,917
From the ground.
1270
01:13:47,000 --> 01:13:48,667
I don't know where
the debris's coming from.
1271
01:13:48,750 --> 01:13:50,625
I-I need altitudes, velo…
1272
01:13:50,708 --> 01:13:54,167
If I could just
contact someone on the ground.
1273
01:13:54,250 --> 01:13:56,208
But the base is on lockdown.
1274
01:13:56,292 --> 01:13:58,792
Maybe someone with a-- with a ham radio.
1275
01:13:58,875 --> 01:13:59,875
I don't know!
1276
01:14:01,292 --> 01:14:02,292
Elio?
1277
01:14:03,125 --> 01:14:05,458
Bro, I bet that UFO was real.
1278
01:14:06,042 --> 01:14:07,708
Oh, what if they're here for food
1279
01:14:07,792 --> 01:14:09,542
and the only thing they eat are hamsters?
1280
01:14:10,167 --> 01:14:11,292
I'm fine with that.
1281
01:14:19,542 --> 01:14:21,792
PXLOL, please respond.
1282
01:14:21,875 --> 01:14:23,167
PXLOL, come in!
1283
01:14:23,250 --> 01:14:25,167
Hello? This is PXLOL.
1284
01:14:25,250 --> 01:14:26,667
Bryce! Uh…
1285
01:14:26,750 --> 01:14:28,708
This is Elio.
1286
01:14:29,542 --> 01:14:32,125
SolĂs?
I'm sorry about what happened.
1287
01:14:32,208 --> 01:14:34,542
Caleb can be a real butt sometimes.
1288
01:14:34,625 --> 01:14:37,833
It's okay, I was a butt too.
1289
01:14:38,458 --> 01:14:40,250
Look, you might not believe this,
1290
01:14:40,333 --> 01:14:41,417
but we're in an alien ship that just…
1291
01:14:41,500 --> 01:14:42,833
That's you? Aw, man!
1292
01:14:42,917 --> 01:14:44,458
There's a lot of radio chatter about that.
1293
01:14:44,542 --> 01:14:45,375
Yeah, that's us.
1294
01:14:45,458 --> 01:14:46,667
We're trying to fly through debris,
1295
01:14:46,750 --> 01:14:48,208
but we need to know where it's coming…
1296
01:14:49,208 --> 01:14:51,083
How's your math? Physics?
Are you good at physics?
1297
01:14:51,167 --> 01:14:52,042
Whoa. Uh…
1298
01:14:52,125 --> 01:14:55,125
Bryce, I really need your help.
1299
01:14:55,208 --> 01:14:56,458
Please.
1300
01:14:56,542 --> 01:14:58,625
I don't know anything about debris,
1301
01:14:59,167 --> 01:15:00,667
but I know someone who does.
1302
01:15:00,750 --> 01:15:03,375
He's a legend in my radio group.
1303
01:15:03,458 --> 01:15:06,375
The boss. The eyes in the sky. He's…
1304
01:15:06,458 --> 01:15:09,083
Melmac reporting for duty!
1305
01:15:09,167 --> 01:15:11,250
I'll take it from here, PXLOL!
1306
01:15:11,333 --> 01:15:13,875
Elio, you better come back
in one piece, okay?
1307
01:15:13,958 --> 01:15:15,042
I'll tell you all about it.
1308
01:15:15,125 --> 01:15:17,375
Thank you, Melmac, I owe you a huge…
1309
01:15:17,458 --> 01:15:18,542
Never mind that, Major.
1310
01:15:18,625 --> 01:15:21,500
A Master of Ham always helps in a jam.
1311
01:15:21,583 --> 01:15:22,417
Ha!
1312
01:15:22,500 --> 01:15:24,500
Let's get you through this debris field.
1313
01:15:24,583 --> 01:15:25,583
I'm pulling up the network now.
1314
01:15:25,667 --> 01:15:26,500
Get ready.
1315
01:15:26,583 --> 01:15:27,958
We need a fixed target.
1316
01:15:28,042 --> 01:15:29,208
Orion's belt.
1317
01:15:29,292 --> 01:15:30,792
Perfect. Drive straight toward it,
1318
01:15:30,875 --> 01:15:32,250
- and be ready to dodge.
- Okay.
1319
01:15:32,333 --> 01:15:35,167
Uh, ship, can you, um--
can you project a grid?
1320
01:15:36,000 --> 01:15:38,375
Okay. Melmac, anything out there?
1321
01:15:38,458 --> 01:15:40,083
Hurry, before we're out of range!
1322
01:15:40,167 --> 01:15:42,208
Uh… Okay. Large rocket body!
1323
01:15:42,292 --> 01:15:43,875
Altitude, 407 kilometers,
1324
01:15:43,958 --> 01:15:45,333
velocity, 7.66.
1325
01:15:45,417 --> 01:15:46,417
Got it.
1326
01:15:46,500 --> 01:15:47,333
There.
1327
01:15:47,417 --> 01:15:48,500
Where? I-I don't see it!
1328
01:15:48,583 --> 01:15:49,750
Just pull back. Now!
1329
01:15:52,000 --> 01:15:55,417
Another one! 788 kilometers,
velocity, 7.46.
1330
01:15:55,500 --> 01:15:57,375
-Climb fast! Now!
-Roger!
1331
01:15:59,042 --> 01:16:00,917
Whoo! We are going ham!
1332
01:16:02,125 --> 01:16:03,167
You're doing great.
1333
01:16:03,250 --> 01:16:04,292
Melmac, keep them coming.
1334
01:16:04,375 --> 01:16:06,125
Major, you're leaving the comm window.
1335
01:16:06,208 --> 01:16:07,292
Just stay on this frequency.
1336
01:16:07,833 --> 01:16:09,375
Stay… frequency…
1337
01:16:09,458 --> 01:16:11,250
Melmac? Melmac?
1338
01:16:13,792 --> 01:16:16,167
Shields at 80%.
1339
01:16:18,667 --> 01:16:19,667
Glordon.
1340
01:16:20,250 --> 01:16:21,333
Is anyone there?
1341
01:16:21,417 --> 01:16:24,417
Please, anyone? Mayday!
Mayday! Come in. Come in!
1342
01:16:27,083 --> 01:16:29,000
Shields at 60%.
1343
01:16:36,792 --> 01:16:38,917
Shields at 41%.
1344
01:16:44,000 --> 01:16:45,708
Shields at 23%.
1345
01:16:45,792 --> 01:16:48,625
Mayday! Mayday! Come in. Come in!
1346
01:16:48,708 --> 01:16:50,625
- Hello?
- Shields at 16%.
1347
01:16:51,667 --> 01:16:53,750
Is anyone out there?
1348
01:16:53,833 --> 01:16:55,292
Can anyone hear us?
1349
01:17:09,125 --> 01:17:11,125
This is…
1350
01:17:11,208 --> 01:17:12,333
…Senegal.
1351
01:17:14,500 --> 01:17:16,792
Bonjour. This is
Masters of Ham in Senegal.
1352
01:17:16,875 --> 01:17:18,417
Yes, yes. We read you.
1353
01:17:18,500 --> 01:17:21,167
Large debris
at 1,300 kilometers,
1354
01:17:21,250 --> 01:17:23,042
velocity, 7.2.
1355
01:17:23,125 --> 01:17:24,792
Pull back! Hard!
1356
01:17:26,333 --> 01:17:27,292
Thank you. Thank you.
1357
01:17:27,375 --> 01:17:28,917
Masters
of Ham at your service.
1358
01:17:29,000 --> 01:17:30,500
This is Giulia from Italia.
1359
01:17:30,583 --> 01:17:31,958
This is awesome!
1360
01:17:32,042 --> 01:17:34,000
-2,224, velocity 6.81.
-Right.
1361
01:17:35,000 --> 01:17:36,333
This is Anoush in Armenia.
1362
01:17:36,417 --> 01:17:38,167
-Velocity, 6.75.
-Right!
1363
01:17:38,250 --> 01:17:39,292
Namaste.
1364
01:17:39,375 --> 01:17:40,667
-This is Vikram from Mumbai.
-Climb!
1365
01:17:40,750 --> 01:17:42,750
Debris at 2,753,
1366
01:17:42,833 --> 01:17:44,958
-velocity, 6.61.
-Left!
1367
01:17:45,042 --> 01:17:47,208
-This is Hoang in Vietnam.
-Velocity 6…
1368
01:17:47,292 --> 01:17:48,708
Konnichiwa from Japan.
1369
01:17:48,792 --> 01:17:50,000
You can do this!
1370
01:17:50,083 --> 01:17:52,250
-You're going to be okay.
-You're not alone.
1371
01:17:52,333 --> 01:17:53,667
- Go, go, go!
- Come on, kid!
1372
01:17:53,750 --> 01:17:55,375
-Keep going!
-You're almost there!
1373
01:17:57,792 --> 01:17:59,292
There's one more piece!
1374
01:17:59,375 --> 01:18:00,417
Move, move, move!
1375
01:18:00,500 --> 01:18:01,375
-Which way?
-I don't know.
1376
01:18:17,292 --> 01:18:18,292
Path cleared.
1377
01:18:31,750 --> 01:18:33,417
Glordon?
1378
01:18:37,375 --> 01:18:39,000
Engaging hyper-speed.
1379
01:19:05,750 --> 01:19:07,583
Help us. Please.
1380
01:19:08,458 --> 01:19:09,875
- Elio.
- Glordon. No!
1381
01:19:09,958 --> 01:19:11,625
Get off me!
1382
01:19:24,000 --> 01:19:25,000
Glordon.
1383
01:19:26,500 --> 01:19:27,667
Glordon, wake up.
1384
01:19:31,875 --> 01:19:32,875
No.
1385
01:19:33,875 --> 01:19:35,375
I can't lose you too.
1386
01:19:43,000 --> 01:19:44,458
No!
1387
01:20:49,792 --> 01:20:51,833
Explain yourselves.
1388
01:20:54,167 --> 01:20:55,167
Huh?
1389
01:20:55,250 --> 01:20:57,750
I-- I can't.
1390
01:20:57,833 --> 01:20:59,500
Just tell him.
1391
01:21:00,167 --> 01:21:01,750
He loves you.
1392
01:21:02,333 --> 01:21:04,208
Look how much he wanted you back.
1393
01:21:08,792 --> 01:21:09,792
I-I…
1394
01:21:10,583 --> 01:21:13,250
I don't want to be a war machine.
1395
01:21:18,833 --> 01:21:20,208
You already know?
1396
01:21:21,083 --> 01:21:22,083
Yes.
1397
01:21:24,000 --> 01:21:27,167
I may not always understand you,
1398
01:21:28,792 --> 01:21:30,500
but I still love you.
1399
01:21:38,500 --> 01:21:40,792
It's a loose swaddle.
1400
01:21:40,875 --> 01:21:43,000
I do not have your mother's touch.
1401
01:21:43,083 --> 01:21:44,333
You did great.
1402
01:21:46,542 --> 01:21:49,833
I have never uttered these words before,
1403
01:21:50,917 --> 01:21:52,500
but I am…
1404
01:21:52,583 --> 01:21:54,750
…sorry.
1405
01:21:56,417 --> 01:21:57,500
Release them all.
1406
01:22:24,333 --> 01:22:27,750
Congratulations,
Ambassador SolĂs!
1407
01:22:29,542 --> 01:22:31,583
But I-I lied to you!
1408
01:22:31,667 --> 01:22:35,292
And then you sacrificed
yourself to save another.
1409
01:22:35,917 --> 01:22:40,292
You behaved as admirably
as any real planetary leader.
1410
01:22:40,375 --> 01:22:42,042
And you did bring peace.
1411
01:22:42,625 --> 01:22:43,792
Eventually.
1412
01:22:43,875 --> 01:22:45,875
You have earned your place here.
1413
01:22:46,458 --> 01:22:47,542
I could stay?
1414
01:22:47,625 --> 01:22:49,292
Yes, yes, yes!
1415
01:22:52,458 --> 01:22:54,167
Excellent.
1416
01:22:55,167 --> 01:22:56,417
We can hang out every day.
1417
01:23:58,458 --> 01:24:00,292
This place is amazing,
1418
01:24:00,792 --> 01:24:03,125
but Earth is…
1419
01:24:04,750 --> 01:24:05,750
home.
1420
01:24:07,042 --> 01:24:08,708
I didn't give it a chance, but…
1421
01:24:10,417 --> 01:24:11,417
now…
1422
01:24:12,958 --> 01:24:13,958
I want to try.
1423
01:24:19,625 --> 01:24:20,625
With you.
1424
01:24:25,125 --> 01:24:26,292
Are you sure?
1425
01:24:29,000 --> 01:24:30,000
We're family.
1426
01:24:40,250 --> 01:24:41,542
This isn't goodbye.
1427
01:24:42,042 --> 01:24:44,458
It's just not yet.
1428
01:24:47,458 --> 01:24:48,625
We understand.
1429
01:24:50,375 --> 01:24:53,542
You are unique, Elio of Earth,
1430
01:24:53,625 --> 01:24:57,375
and "unique" can sometimes
feel like "alone."
1431
01:24:58,750 --> 01:25:01,083
But you are not alone.
1432
01:25:04,917 --> 01:25:05,917
Okay.
1433
01:25:06,417 --> 01:25:07,417
Bye.
1434
01:25:07,958 --> 01:25:08,958
I love you.
1435
01:25:15,333 --> 01:25:18,417
Okay. Bye. I love you.
1436
01:25:18,500 --> 01:25:20,583
Okay. Bye. I love you.
1437
01:25:22,833 --> 01:25:24,917
Okay. Bye. I love you.
1438
01:25:39,250 --> 01:25:40,250
I love you, too.
1439
01:25:51,000 --> 01:25:52,000
Let's go home.
1440
01:26:32,125 --> 01:26:34,000
It's an ancient human theme.
1441
01:26:34,083 --> 01:26:36,000
You can find it
in virtually every culture.
1442
01:26:36,083 --> 01:26:38,417
In, uh, religion, folklore, superstition,
1443
01:26:38,500 --> 01:26:39,833
and, now, in science.
1444
01:26:41,250 --> 01:26:45,542
The search for life elsewhere
is remarkable in our age
1445
01:26:46,083 --> 01:26:47,458
because this is the first time
1446
01:26:47,542 --> 01:26:50,750
that we can actually do
something besides speculation.
1447
01:26:56,500 --> 01:26:59,250
We can send spacecraft to nearby planets.
1448
01:27:00,792 --> 01:27:02,833
We can use large radio telescopes to see
1449
01:27:02,917 --> 01:27:05,917
if there is any message
being sent to us lately.
1450
01:27:08,333 --> 01:27:12,000
And it touches to
the deepest of human concerns.
1451
01:27:12,875 --> 01:27:13,917
Are we alone?
1452
01:29:41,292 --> 01:29:43,458
Glordon, your disc is muted.
1453
01:29:43,542 --> 01:29:44,625
Oops, sorry.
1454
01:29:44,708 --> 01:29:47,625
Now, tell me everything.
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