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Previously on The Kardashians. So what's
going on with your house?
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Because you're going to eventually go
back there. You're my best friend.
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It's so crazy because he's such a good
friend and he's such a good dad.
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I meet my person. Why put you through
that?
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You're really living large these days.
I've gained a lot of weight here because
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of my dad.
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You're kind of on that cusp of surgery.
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I am taking Saint and his best friend on
a trip to London and Paris.
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Like, how cool is this?
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OMG!
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It's such an amazing bonding experience.
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What happens if he moves on? How are you
going to feel about that?
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Is she going to regret not getting back
with him? What was mine said when you
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cheated?
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You're asking me?
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Yes. What else am I talking to?
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When you did that with my dad and you
had four kids and you had a family, this
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whole thing, yes, I know you were really
young, which is a big factor.
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I think being really young and dumb is
something that plays into it because you
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don't really understand the consequences
of your actions.
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But what was my dad not doing that made
you want to look elsewhere?
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I don't know because he was such a great
husband and such a great dad. And I
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think that I fell into a situation where
I thought that the grass was
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greener somewhere else.
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And I made a huge mistake.
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That's like my life's biggest regret.
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When I got divorced, Robert and I became
best friends.
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We talked on the phone all day long,
helped each other through things all the
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time. And I did have regrets. I thought,
wow, what was I thinking?
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So I just want Chloe to be really
careful when she makes these decisions
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and she has to let somebody go.
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You know, I'm not proud of the way that
I behaved during that time, but...
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You know what?
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Everything happens for a reason.
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I really do live my life by thinking God
has a plan.
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And without that whole thing happening,
there never would have been Kendall and
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Kylie. Right.
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I just want you to be happy.
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I already have my happily ever after
with my kids. I'm totally happy. When
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have a partner.
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I always put that person first and I
don't want to put anyone first but my
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Life is short. My kids are this age only
for a minute, literally a blink of an
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eye. I couldn't agree with you more.
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I am proud of myself for being with
them, diving into them as much as I have
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because it's really easy just to be
like, no, someone else do it.
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But that's not what I want to do in my
life right now. And it's not who I want
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to be. But how amazing for your kids and
how amazing to have this experience
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with them and be so present.
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Because a lot of people aren't.
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I move very fast and make decisions
quickly.
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Chloe taking her time, that's amazing.
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And I understand where she's at. And I
think it's at a really healthy place.
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She is one of the strongest people I've
ever met.
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I want to just enjoy my life with them.
And if I find a guy, then I'll find a
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guy. But that's not my top priority.
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But I genuinely don't want anything
right now. I don't want the
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of another person.
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So give me time.
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Deal.
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So we just left London, and our next leg
on our soccer tour is
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to Paris to see Paris Saint -Germain
play.
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And while I'm here, I have a little
meeting with Choupette, Karl Lagerfeld.
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cat because chupette is supposed to be
my date for the met i want to spend some
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time with her get to know her and just
see if we vibe i
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think
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i'm still learning how to be a single
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parent and i just did the j shetty
podcast
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where I spoke about parenting.
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And I mean, I should be used to it now,
but everyone had a lot to say. I'd say
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parenting is the thing that has taught
me the most about myself.
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And it's a really hard task when you
have four kids and they all want to be
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to bed at the same time.
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I think it's just those nights when you
can't divide yourself and you have to
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just work with what we have.
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The struggles that my kids go through
really have nothing to do with the
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of help that I have.
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Obviously, having nannies and a chef to
help cook is beyond helpful.
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It's all about family and enjoying these
moments. It takes a village to raise
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kids, but at the end of the day, your
kids only want you.
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The boys are having the best time.
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Always.
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They're having so much fun.
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David Beckham sent them jerseys.
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They're living it up.
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I wish my boy thought that, that I'm the
coolest mom ever. Do you guys think I'm
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the coolest mom ever? Dylan does.
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Riley does.
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Okay. Oh,
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your mom's the coolest mom ever.
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I'm second. I'm okay to be second to
your mom, guys.
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As long as my boy thinks I'm the coolest
mom ever.
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The one thing everyone has in common is
just the amount of time that we have.
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And I'm raising four kids, and I split
my time between my work, my family,
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my four kids. And I want to make sure
that my kids have 90 % of that.
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Yeah, we running in the clouds and we
won't go home. If they try to turn it
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down, I'm going to say, oh, no.
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Looking pretty.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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That piece came out good. How about that
thing we had to make out of nothing?
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Brad buffed this out a little.
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Yeah, it's much cleaner like this.
Right?
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You cocketed it.
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Yeah. Oh, that's nice.
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This comes out.
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Why does it always look like a vagina in
the middle?
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Look at that thing. It's magnificent.
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Did I break it?
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No, you're good. We got insurance.
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Wow.
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This is so nice.
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I still very much have an interest in
flipping homes.
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Are you still thinking about doing this?
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Yeah. I'm here at one of Scott's
properties that he's been working on for
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while, just to kind of check it out. And
then I leave right after, and I'm going
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to Paris for work.
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This is gorgeous.
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Yeah, we did stone all the way in.
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Traverking all the way in. So pretty.
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But this is the life of building, if you
want to get into it.
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You're not scaring me.
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Did you know that I might have to get
back surgery from that car accident I
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in?
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Yeah, my back sucked.
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I was with Mason.
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and we were out on the little dirt
bikes, and he was asking me to teach him
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to wheelie. So I was wheelie -ing for
him, and I fell backwards right onto my
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tailbone, and now I've got bull back
problems.
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What's shaking? I need someone to help
me with my dog. What's the name of the
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dog? Pyro. He's three years old.
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Why? What's he up to? He's just wild.
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I'm having serious issues with him. Like
what? He's just...
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So much like I swear he has like
separate like really bad separation
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and he's just a wild guy He's like I
have anxiety, and I think he has anxiety
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right you're freaking out over and
getting more anxious, right?
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Maybe I'm the problem. I don't know
maybe he feels my anxiety.
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I could be that much anxiety Yeah, I've
been really bad lately lately worse than
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ever yeah, it's one of the reasons why
I'm like actually scared to have
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I cannot have kids because of it, but it
is scary. Honestly, the scariest part
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for me is I'm like, am I just going to
get worse throughout life? Because I
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like it's worse than ever right now. And
I'm just like, the older I get, is it
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just going to get worse and worse and
worse? I had it really bad and I got
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better. Yeah, I hope. I hope.
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How old were you when your anxiety
started? I think I was about like eight
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what I remember. But I thought there was
like something physically wrong with
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me. Like I made my mom take me to a
heart doctor and a lung doctor and a
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doctor and all these people because I
thought something was wrong.
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And at that time, too, like, people
didn't really talk about anxiety the way
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they do now. I never knew that that's
what that was until later in life being
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like, oh, that's what that was that
whole time.
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And I had no clue.
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Everybody's got a problem.
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Yeah. I think that's the common
misconception.
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Like, we're all human and we all feel
everything.
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And it's not that people judge, right?
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How the f*** could you be anxious? How
hard could your life be? You're pretty.
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You have money.
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You work. You have a great job.
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Yeah, great. Yeah. I have all those
great things on paper.
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But I don't feel great. Yeah. So, yeah.
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I have definitely struggled with a
little bit of guilt for even feeling
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or feeling unwell because I do have a
lot of blessings, and I am a really
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person. But we all have shit to a
certain degree, so I think just a little
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compassion would be nice.
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I'm also such a control freak, so I wish
I could, like, fix it or stop it. I
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feel like everybody in your family is
control freaks. I know. I think we get
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that from Kris Jenner.
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I mean, she's a controller.
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She's a controller.
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That's for sure.
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Cheers to a good time.
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Cheers to a good time.
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The best day of your life, huh?
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Two tweaks.
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We are celebrating True's fifth
birthday. True, you're going to be five.
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Right, Dream?
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Miss True, what do you want to say to
the camera?
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Look at the camera.
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Down the barrel.
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What are they squealing about?
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What?
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Get out of here.
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I know my life is crazy stressful, but
when it comes to my kids, no matter what
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it is, a real fishy.
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I know how to leave everything at the
door, and I just immerse myself in kid
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land. Don't fall in the pool.
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You know, it was my baby girl, little
Tutu's fifth birthday, so it's exciting
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being able to have all the cousins here.
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And it's my mom's birthday today, so I
think it's a good way of, yeah, you
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I got my angel in heaven, I got my angel
on earth, so we're celebrating both
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today. So it's a special day for me and
the family.
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Oh,
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we'll get tweets here.
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No, it's Chloe's idea. So the fact that
she brought it up said, hey, you know,
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for your mom's birthday, instead of it
being like a heavy day, why don't we do
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it as, you know, True's birthday party,
your mom's birthday. So incorporate it
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once. So it means a lot.
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Birthday is in.
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True.
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Thanks, Cora.
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Thanks for coming.
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Of course.
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We wouldn't miss it.
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Storm, you've never looked better.
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Where's Truesil?
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This is so cute.
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Bye. Love you. I'm, like, so exhausted I
can't even stand up. I love you. Are
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you pregnant?
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No. Oh, and you get to pick your own
stickers?
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Yeah, and then they get them sewn on.
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Stop it.
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Hi.
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A boom.
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Boom.
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Boom.
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Boom.
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Okay, you do it.
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They have cotton candy.
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They have cake. No sugar.
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Oh, okay. You can't have either of
those. Nope. Well, they have backpacks.
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can put your name on one.
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No sugar added.
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There you go.
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It's better now.
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I like it inks. It's not as, like,
trying. Trying to hurt? Okay. That's
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yeah. It's lined up.
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Cheers. Cheers. Here we go, two.
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Hold on, five.
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I can't believe my girl is five, and
every year gets... More and more
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I feel like we just had her fourth
birthday, the kitty birthday, like in a
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blink. So it's nuts how quickly time
flies, and I just want to savor every
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single moment with her. She's my little
angel, and I just love her so, so much.
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All right, can we give True a ride for
her birthday?
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You good?
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Yeah, I'm great.
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You cheer on True, and then you get to
go by yourself.
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Is he driving you crazy?
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I mean, yes and no.
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It's livable. I mean, I've survived this
long. Yeah.
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Yeah, I figured that.
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I am going to the Met with Karl
Lagerfeld's cat
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as my date, and I'm so excited.
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Let me just somehow get this hair out of
my face.
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Since I'm here on this soccer trip, I
figured it might be the perfect place to
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come and meet Shepet.
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Is Kat going to like me?
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Are you nervous?
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I'm nervous. I literally feel like I'm
going on a blind date.
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Hi, I'm Lucas. I'm Shepet's agent. So
nice to meet you.
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Thank you for coming here.
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Thank you. Welcome to Paris.
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So nice to meet you. Thank you so much.
Thank you.
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And the lady.
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Oh, my goodness.
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I did my first fashion shoot ever when
North was in my belly
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with Karl Lagerfeld shooting it. And we
shot a few times after. I mean, he's a
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legend. And I get what an honor it is to
bring his baby, Choupette.
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Oh, no, no. Not where she is.
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Pretend she won't do anything to you.
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Aw,
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it's okay. I act like that sometimes,
too.
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I think Choupette is playing hard to
get. Maybe she just has to warm up, you
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know? She is.
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I see them.
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Choupette is really key to my whole vibe
for the Met this year. So if we don't
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vibe, I don't know what I'm going to do.
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I just hope she warms up to me.
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Because this wouldn't be cute.
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Please don't bite me.
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No,
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she's not the biggest cuckoo.
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Okay, we'll chill.
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Hi, baby.
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She won't bite you.
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She's not the biggest cuckoo.
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She's not the biggest cuckoo.
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You'll be able to. We'll try to help
her.
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So I'm getting a little bit nervous. And
I think I just fully want to pivot.
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There's so many factors that I think
could be negative, especially with the
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cameras and the people. Even if she's
scared from the cameras and not me.
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I don't know if it's fair. It's a
choupette.
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So I think I realized really quickly
that choupette.
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The Met.
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Look at the shark. Did you guys see the
shark?
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Oh, my gosh.
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That is so cool.
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The shark in a stingray?
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Yeah.
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Hi, guys. Hey, there's a shark over
here. A real shark.
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Unlike the shark publicist.
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Beautiful. Love it.
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You look so cute today.
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Papa, say thank you.
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Hi.
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Hi, lovey.
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You've got to love a great kid's
birthday party. And I am such a sucker
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great party favor. Happy birthday, True.
I love you.
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Da, da, da, da, da.
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Your mom and Corey are hopeful for a
future for you two.
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I think it's probably really confusing
to people because Tristan and I get
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so well. But I think other people want
more. And I just, I know where I'm
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comfortable. And I'm comfortable with
where I'm at right now, which is a
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family. It's really weird.
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It's weird.
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Daddy of the year.
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Daddy of the year. Best father. Yes.
Best father of all.
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That's right, that's right, man. In the
house, all the energy you bring to the
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house, and then all the positivity, and
then with the kids, and then everything
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that's going on, and now it's so whole,
it's like your house finished, and then
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it's like Chloe's going to be crying.
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Yeah.
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I'm two steps away, so I can always come
back. I can always come back.
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So it's like that's good for everybody,
the kids and everything.
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Papa's at the house. The house is whole,
right, Papa?
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Right, Papa?
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Keep it going. Keep the good times
going.
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Do you guys want coffee?
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I don't drink coffee.
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You just don't drink sugar. You don't
drink coffee.
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You don't drink soy.
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Soy free.
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Sugar free.
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Wow. Free of everything, babe. Wow.
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Alcohol free.
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You guys look so cute.
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True, it's tweak slime.
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Tristan is moving out this week and it
is bittersweet. Like my biggest fear
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initially is about True.
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Tatum's too young to know what's going
on.
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But True, is this going to her up that
she's basically to her memory
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has never remembered her dad living with
her. And now all of a sudden he's
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living with her and puts her to bed
every night. And she has this great
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relationship that I don't want.
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to do anything that's going to be
damaging to her.
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I guess it's destined that the parents
are going to screw up their kid at some
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point, but I want to try to avoid
swearing up my daughter as long as
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Let's go, Tutu!
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Oh, wait, what?
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What?
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There's just been a lot of sadness with
losing Tristan's mom, Andrea, and trying
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to acclimate Amari into just a new life,
essentially. It's been a lot.
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Today,
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having it be such a joyous day, it's
been magical.
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And where you're just not thinking about
anything that's too heavy.
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Let's write a five -year -old's birthday
party.
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Okay. One, two, three.
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Happy birthday to you.
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I've loved every bit of today. The
happiness and the balloons and
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just makes you happy.
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So I don't know, maybe I threw this
party for myself, but I needed it.
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it is, I needed it.
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Wow, look how cool the TV is.
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Saint, you want to change or you want to
wear this?
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No, I want to get the New Jersey and
kick. We are here.
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The Paris Saint -Germain field.
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Let's take a quick picture right here.
All their favorite players play here.
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It's just such an amazing experience.
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This is like a dream come true.
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Okay, at the count of three, name your
favorite player. One, two, three.
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The Paris!
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Guys, look at how cool this is.
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We are on the pitch in Paris at the PSG
game. This is crazy.
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The Saint is like freaking out.
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We're the ultimate soccer mom side.
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Seeing the players run out and the boys,
like, light up screaming their names.
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All the fans are going crazy and
screaming for all the players. Like,
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a fun experience that they're here on
the field. They get to see this all.
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Say messy.
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Messy. They're freaking out.
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Want something sweet?
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Sure. Sweet. Look at those big
marshmallows.
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Guys, guys, we can control ourselves,
guys.
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Me?
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I don't know what they're saying, but I
heard them say Mbappé.
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Mbappé again, left foot this time.
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Likes to cut back to his right.
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Why? Because I was so late.
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I'm in Paris because I am working with a
new brand. I'm working with L 'Oreal.
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And I'm here to do our first round of
big shoots. I have four full days with
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them. We're going to go meet the players
after the game.
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Kim happened to be in Paris at the same
time taking all her kids to a soccer
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game, so I rushed out of a fitting, and
I'm here.
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Dropped in for Messi brilliantly, cut
back to his left and tries to sneak in.
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You want to sit here, Saint, and I'll
sit over there?
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Saint, you want to sit here?
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Okay, I'll sit over one.
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00:24:13,550 --> 00:24:14,550
Hi,
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how are you?
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Neymar is out sick with surgery, but
still FaceTimed my kid. So nice.
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We'll do it the same time next year.
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But only if you guys behave.
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You guys are going to have to be really
good, make really good grades.
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00:24:39,930 --> 00:24:42,050
Yeah, what do we say to Auntie Kimmy?
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You know, Saint, he has like his soccer
league that he's in, but he's never
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scored a goal.
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First game back, scored three goals in
the first game. I feel like he was so
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inspired. That's like a little win when
we got home. I was so proud of him.
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and point it toward the camera.
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And then whip your hair and go back
around.
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00:25:22,010 --> 00:25:23,610
I don't know if this hair whips.
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00:25:24,670 --> 00:25:28,210
Someone tell me we caught that on video,
the whole little runway in the kitchen.
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00:25:28,510 --> 00:25:30,470
Oh, yeah. Well, Hulu video.
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Pipe me up a little.
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And then open up to me a little bit.
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George, love, look back.
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00:25:42,490 --> 00:25:46,720
Cute. Oh, my God, that's... So you, yay,
first shot over.
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00:25:47,220 --> 00:25:48,220
Woo!
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00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:54,480
Lemmy is growing. We are coming up with
new products all the time.
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00:25:54,700 --> 00:25:59,320
We are making my world -famous smoothie.
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00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:05,600
But we are using Lemmy's DR Irish
Seamoth with the new products, but we're
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constantly doing content. So I put one
cup of coconut water, a cup of
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blueberries.
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00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:15,340
Really good content here.
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Then I have a very specific blending
technique, and I start low.
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So I go like low to high, really high,
and then back down until it's back
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to really slow.
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00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:44,540
And that's the masterpiece.
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00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:50,340
Yes. Bill is taking notes. Yeah, Bill,
how are you doing?
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This is a day in the life of the office.
Bill is definitely taking notes.
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A whole look today.
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00:26:58,660 --> 00:27:02,540
A whole look. This is so cute. Am I
sitting here? You're sitting here. I
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00:27:02,540 --> 00:27:05,120
that. Thanks. And I love those shoes.
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00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:08,700
They were actually part of my Halloween
costume one year.
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00:27:09,500 --> 00:27:10,860
No, it looks so good.
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00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:16,680
Look, there's days we come, we feel more
pajama, we feel more, like, chill, and
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00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:17,259
then there's these.
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00:27:17,260 --> 00:27:21,480
Yeah. So if the comment's on there, am I
reading the comment?
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00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:22,760
Yeah.
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00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:24,320
But they'll just see it, too.
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00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:28,600
Okay. In this scene, you read some
really funny, mean tweets.
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00:27:29,340 --> 00:27:30,340
Yeah.
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00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:32,160
Shout out to all the haters.
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00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:34,680
You guys, I'm, like, ready to fall
asleep.
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00:27:35,020 --> 00:27:37,680
Can we give you a match? I'm not
allowed.
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00:27:37,980 --> 00:27:39,000
Oh, my God.
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00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:44,940
We have a little more. I'm on the
craziest thing of no.
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00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:47,620
The caffeine would kill me, though,
without it.
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00:27:48,060 --> 00:27:50,420
I'm on so much caffeine right now just
to be here.
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00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:52,340
You ready for it?
440
00:27:52,540 --> 00:27:56,420
Yeah. What are these comments? Just
girl, bye.
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00:28:00,740 --> 00:28:02,060
Can't wait to use that.
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00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:06,040
Can the Kardashians just retire?
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00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:07,720
That would be nice.
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00:28:08,900 --> 00:28:13,760
A Kardashian wearing an agnostic front
shirt. Really? Does she even know who
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00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:14,760
they are?
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00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:19,020
Absolutely not. It is a shirt from my
husband's closet.
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00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:22,000
She never eats them on camera.
448
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:24,200
And we brought you a spit cup. And I
brought you a spit cup.
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Perfect.
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00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:34,940
Perfect. So good.
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Cute.
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00:28:37,100 --> 00:28:41,560
I think like silly criticism doesn't
bother me. I think when people get
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extreme and hateful and are like so
intense about it, it's a little jarring,
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00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:53,960
I think. But silly criticism is just
funny.
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00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:57,720
Have you decided what you're doing for
your birthday yet? No, like we thought
456
00:28:57,720 --> 00:29:00,680
were going to be in New York for
Saturday Night Live. Oh, and you're not.
457
00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:02,640
we're not because of his finger.
458
00:29:02,900 --> 00:29:03,900
I can't believe the pictures.
459
00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:06,900
I know. We'll be on tour for our
anniversary.
460
00:29:07,420 --> 00:29:10,620
I know, I keep forgetting about the
crazy world tour you're going on.
461
00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:17,720
I know. Travis has his Blink -182 tour
coming up. I am definitely going to
462
00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:21,360
as many shows as possible.
463
00:29:22,510 --> 00:29:25,170
I'm tired thinking about it with no
caffeine.
464
00:29:25,430 --> 00:29:27,210
Oh, no, you need caffeine. You can't
have a little.
465
00:29:27,430 --> 00:29:30,490
I need caffeine on the tour. And just
for every day.
466
00:29:34,510 --> 00:29:35,510
Hello.
467
00:29:46,590 --> 00:29:48,270
How are you?
468
00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:53,380
This is like living the life of luxury
at 5 o 'clock in the morning.
469
00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:54,720
Oh, I'm hungry.
470
00:29:55,760 --> 00:30:00,760
Scott's having an epidural today because
I reached out to Dr. Snibby, and he put
471
00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:01,760
us in touch with Dr.
472
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:06,880
Jang, who's going to do the epidural. Is
anybody perkier at 5 a .m. than me?
473
00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:09,760
You get up at 5 or 4 or 3.
474
00:30:09,980 --> 00:30:11,240
So this is Dr.
475
00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:13,800
Snibby's recommendation, the guy who's
in my bed.
476
00:30:14,300 --> 00:30:15,760
Yeah, sends you right off. Yeah.
477
00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:18,920
Well, you're not getting, like, a
vasectomy or anything.
478
00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:22,360
No. Wait, have you had a vasectomy?
Yeah. You did?
479
00:30:22,620 --> 00:30:23,620
Uh -huh. Forgot.
480
00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:25,700
That's why I call these random girls.
481
00:30:26,100 --> 00:30:29,180
God. I'm just kidding. I don't have one.
Oh, my God. It's so early.
482
00:30:29,500 --> 00:30:33,580
I was too scared just in case if later
down the road maybe I want to have more
483
00:30:33,580 --> 00:30:34,580
kids or something.
484
00:30:36,140 --> 00:30:37,140
Are we here?
485
00:30:37,780 --> 00:30:39,380
This is it? Yeah. Okay, great.
486
00:30:41,060 --> 00:30:42,060
Oh.
487
00:30:44,220 --> 00:30:49,480
my god is this where she had i have ptsd
this is where i had my hip surgery okay
488
00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:54,980
ptsd she has ptsd i'm gonna this is not
about you again oh sorry it's about
489
00:30:54,980 --> 00:31:00,880
scott never mind now listen i have an
announcement to make ladies this one
490
00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:06,340
a little kooky after he wakes up from
anesthesia we apologize in advance you
491
00:31:06,340 --> 00:31:11,860
know scott doesn't have much of a filter
without anesthesia It's not pretty. And
492
00:31:11,860 --> 00:31:15,300
he's just a little wild, you know?
You'll regret it. I'm dead serious.
493
00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:19,940
Some people might take that the wrong
way. And in today's day and age, you
494
00:31:19,940 --> 00:31:20,980
want to take any chances.
495
00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:22,580
Just behave yourself.
496
00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:26,460
But if any of you guys are up for it, I
would be. No.
497
00:31:26,820 --> 00:31:27,820
We're going to get sued.
498
00:31:28,140 --> 00:31:29,140
Are you ready?
499
00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:30,740
I'm going to cut my penis off.
500
00:31:31,260 --> 00:31:33,340
And you're going to have to get a bigger
tool than that.
501
00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:37,300
Just take off your shirt and put on the
gown.
502
00:31:37,660 --> 00:31:38,820
We're going to put the rat.
503
00:31:39,950 --> 00:31:40,950
It's Keeks.
504
00:31:41,430 --> 00:31:42,430
Quick tip for you.
505
00:31:43,650 --> 00:31:44,750
Hi. It's going to be great.
506
00:31:46,870 --> 00:31:47,870
Oh, hi, Mom.
507
00:31:47,910 --> 00:31:48,910
Hi, sweetie.
508
00:31:49,210 --> 00:31:52,110
We need to get his IV in.
509
00:31:52,890 --> 00:31:55,570
Okay, I just wanted to make sure you
weren't there by yourself. Okay, love
510
00:31:55,610 --> 00:31:56,610
Thank you, love you.
511
00:31:56,670 --> 00:31:57,629
Love you.
512
00:31:57,630 --> 00:31:58,910
She's talking to me. Oh.
513
00:32:00,410 --> 00:32:01,470
Do you do the IV?
514
00:32:01,970 --> 00:32:02,970
Yeah.
515
00:32:03,370 --> 00:32:09,250
I love Scott so much, and I would do
anything for him. And he's like my son,
516
00:32:09,250 --> 00:32:13,910
he's not going to be showing up at
something like this. Chris, I'm going.
517
00:32:14,450 --> 00:32:16,430
What? Oh, honey.
518
00:32:16,630 --> 00:32:17,630
I love you.
519
00:32:17,870 --> 00:32:20,090
Ta -ta. Okay. You're going to be great.
520
00:32:20,310 --> 00:32:23,770
Okay. You can really bend over well with
that new whip.
521
00:32:24,690 --> 00:32:26,430
Oh, my gosh. Yes.
522
00:32:28,550 --> 00:32:29,830
Snipster. Snipster.
523
00:32:30,170 --> 00:32:32,630
Bye. You're going to be great. Love you.
Love you.
524
00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:34,039
Enjoy the nap.
525
00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:39,480
Okay. I know Scott's in good hands, and
I have a busy day. I've got things to
526
00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:42,340
do, so I'm out, but I know he's in a
safe place.
527
00:32:42,580 --> 00:32:43,580
All right.
528
00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:46,640
Who's going to watch him when he wakes
up?
529
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:59,360
Hey, Scott, who's picking you up today?
530
00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:05,740
I thought Christmas, but I guess she
left.
531
00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:07,400
Yeah, she had to go to the office.
532
00:33:07,860 --> 00:33:09,100
Do you want to drag me out?
533
00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:11,300
I'm sorry. I have to stay at work.
534
00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:13,680
That goddamn new hip.
535
00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:16,240
She was running around like Sonic the
Hedgehog.
536
00:33:16,700 --> 00:33:18,420
I can't believe she left me.
537
00:33:19,460 --> 00:33:20,460
Are you done?
538
00:33:21,140 --> 00:33:22,460
You left me?
539
00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:28,900
I love Scott so much, and I would do
anything for him.
540
00:33:29,180 --> 00:33:31,820
Maybe I'll see you over one of the
holidays this year.
541
00:33:50,870 --> 00:33:52,790
Hey, how you feeling? How's your back?
542
00:33:53,010 --> 00:33:54,010
Feels okay.
543
00:33:54,290 --> 00:33:57,390
And I'm going to rep today. I think it's
like ice chill.
544
00:33:57,850 --> 00:33:59,290
Your mom was thinking about me.
545
00:33:59,630 --> 00:34:03,230
How did it go? She came with me. She
did. The procedure was 15 minutes. I
546
00:34:03,230 --> 00:34:04,230
up. She wasn't there.
547
00:34:04,910 --> 00:34:05,910
That was nice.
548
00:34:06,210 --> 00:34:09,090
I love you. I love you. I got to get
going.
549
00:34:09,770 --> 00:34:12,929
You wake up anesthesia and you hope that
you're like, mom is standing there.
550
00:34:13,690 --> 00:34:15,969
She's like, I actually think I have got
an eating.
551
00:34:16,210 --> 00:34:19,889
Honey, I love you. You're going to do
great. I've got to get running.
552
00:34:20,380 --> 00:34:24,159
It's five in the morning. Where are you
going? No one's even up. I'm like, at
553
00:34:24,159 --> 00:34:25,159
five?
554
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:27,100
She's insane. What are you doing?
555
00:34:27,460 --> 00:34:31,440
But by the way, she doesn't, don't take
it personal. She would do it to me, too.
556
00:34:32,020 --> 00:34:33,580
I'm surprised she came for the ride.
557
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:35,560
I was excited enough for that.
558
00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:37,040
Like, she didn't even have to walk in.
559
00:34:37,699 --> 00:34:39,199
It's always, I got to go film.
560
00:34:39,719 --> 00:34:41,639
I cannot talk.
561
00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:43,460
We're filming right now.
562
00:34:43,679 --> 00:34:44,719
She loves that experience.
563
00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:47,360
Hi, honey. I know I haven't talked in a
long time.
564
00:34:47,710 --> 00:34:52,409
She's filming right now. Every time I'm
like, reality show.
565
00:34:53,070 --> 00:34:56,190
You're allowed to pick up your phone.
You're allowed to talk. Part of the
566
00:34:56,630 --> 00:34:57,630
Keep on talking.
567
00:34:57,750 --> 00:35:01,170
I loved the conversation Scott and I had
the other day. And I know he's been
568
00:35:01,170 --> 00:35:03,170
feeling a little anxiety lately, as have
I.
569
00:35:03,590 --> 00:35:08,330
So I wanted to set up a little sound
bath for us. I thoroughly enjoy them. I
570
00:35:08,330 --> 00:35:11,770
find them very helpful just to kind of
chill me out, calm me down.
571
00:35:18,330 --> 00:35:25,150
A sound bath is a session where you lie
down and close your eyes
572
00:35:25,150 --> 00:35:30,750
and someone comes and plays crystal
singing bowls for you. And it's very
573
00:35:30,750 --> 00:35:33,230
soothing and meditative.
574
00:35:35,050 --> 00:35:37,130
Oh dear, are you okay?
575
00:35:37,410 --> 00:35:38,410
Yeah, I know, my back hurts.
576
00:35:38,750 --> 00:35:43,830
What I do is invite you to get an
intention personally, silently to
577
00:35:44,070 --> 00:35:45,070
It's a new moon tonight.
578
00:35:45,490 --> 00:35:49,710
Yeah. Same thing, right? Shit, it is?
Yeah. Oh, God, I got to cancel like
579
00:35:50,210 --> 00:35:53,870
What I encourage you to do is, you know
how you can feel like a subwoofer in
580
00:35:53,870 --> 00:35:58,390
your body? You know, when you're
listening to music, like bass. In your
581
00:35:58,570 --> 00:36:00,350
Yeah, you feel it in your body, but it's
loud.
582
00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:04,460
Oh, no. Like if you're in the club or
like in your car, turn it up. I don't
583
00:36:04,460 --> 00:36:07,600
actually listen to music in my car. I
try to have that time for myself, which
584
00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:10,540
weird. All right. Well, imagine that you
felt the bass in your body. I just
585
00:36:10,540 --> 00:36:12,180
don't get it. I'm sorry. I want to get
it. Okay.
586
00:36:12,460 --> 00:36:14,840
I want to feel the boom. I know what
we're going to do. Here comes the boom.
587
00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:16,038
Can I?
588
00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:17,120
This is a tuning fork.
589
00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:18,360
Kendall loves these.
590
00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:20,140
You'll feel some bass. Here comes the
boom.
591
00:36:22,040 --> 00:36:23,040
Imagine that.
592
00:36:24,190 --> 00:36:27,790
The sound waves are like little massage
therapist hands, and you can, like, hear
593
00:36:27,790 --> 00:36:29,970
them. Like how little? Like a child? As
little as you want.
594
00:36:30,290 --> 00:36:33,590
Like a child thing? Like, I'd say, like,
like a hand. What do you mean? She had
595
00:36:33,590 --> 00:36:35,430
a little massage by a little person. I
don't know how little.
596
00:36:36,430 --> 00:36:38,610
Oh. Does that feel okay? That's cool.
597
00:36:40,230 --> 00:36:43,310
That's a lot. Now you can feel it, like,
in your body, right?
598
00:36:44,050 --> 00:36:48,510
I'm going to get two spots behind your
head where the vagus nerve comes close
599
00:36:48,510 --> 00:36:49,510
the surface.
600
00:36:50,060 --> 00:36:54,640
Scott will not shut up. He can't sit
still, and I can't say that I'm shocked.
601
00:36:55,800 --> 00:37:00,340
Sounds like Tinkerbell arrived. But
there's, like, the sounds affect your
602
00:37:00,340 --> 00:37:05,300
in a certain way that literally, like,
calms you down.
603
00:37:08,180 --> 00:37:12,480
Here comes the boom. I can feel it.
Okay, so the gong can get pretty loud.
604
00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:18,440
So if it starts to stress you out at
all... No, I like it. Take some nice
605
00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:19,440
breaths. Okay, good.
606
00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:29,920
Feel free to lay there as long as you
need to.
607
00:37:32,140 --> 00:37:33,860
No rush getting up whatsoever.
608
00:37:38,240 --> 00:37:40,600
I may never do a sound bath with Scott
again.
609
00:37:41,020 --> 00:37:44,640
No offense to him, but I would love if
he continued to do them on his own.
610
00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:47,220
But I prefer a sound bath by myself.
611
00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:48,560
I feel like a new man.
612
00:37:49,580 --> 00:37:50,580
I felt the boom.
613
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:09,380
Did you do this for me?
614
00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:12,680
Now we're attached.
615
00:38:13,140 --> 00:38:14,400
It came right out.
616
00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:21,000
I'm so hungry. I haven't eaten yet
today.
617
00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:22,840
I hate everyone.
618
00:38:24,460 --> 00:38:27,380
Just when your day doesn't go right, I
want...
619
00:38:28,170 --> 00:38:29,470
I'm going to shut the whole thing down.
620
00:38:29,750 --> 00:38:35,690
What is special about mine and Malika's
relationship is she gives it to me
621
00:38:35,690 --> 00:38:39,890
straight and she'll tell me how she
feels. But it's always said with love.
622
00:38:40,110 --> 00:38:41,390
Ooh, thank you.
623
00:38:41,590 --> 00:38:43,010
Do you like this every day?
624
00:38:43,550 --> 00:38:47,190
Like what every day? This is like the
calmest I've ever been.
625
00:38:47,710 --> 00:38:48,710
Oh, dear.
626
00:38:49,250 --> 00:38:52,270
No, my like what every day? Do you not
have any joy?
627
00:38:53,410 --> 00:38:55,370
Yeah, when I see my kids.
628
00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:58,080
Tristan, is he still with you?
629
00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:04,320
No. Thank you so much. He has moved into
his home.
630
00:39:04,700 --> 00:39:11,500
Tristan has officially now moved out,
and he is at his home a block away from
631
00:39:11,500 --> 00:39:12,500
mine.
632
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:17,420
Tristan just, like, walks over to do
carpool in the morning with the kids.
633
00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:22,240
he's still very much there. And me and
Tristan never shared a bedroom or
634
00:39:22,240 --> 00:39:23,240
anything like that.
635
00:39:23,790 --> 00:39:27,390
It's sort of the same thing, but he's at
a different house. Once the kids are
636
00:39:27,390 --> 00:39:31,170
asleep, he goes to his house and I stay
at mine. He didn't want to go.
637
00:39:31,950 --> 00:39:35,030
No, I don't think he wanted to go, but
his house flooded.
638
00:39:35,310 --> 00:39:39,990
His mom just passed away. When all of
that happened, obviously I was like,
639
00:39:41,580 --> 00:39:46,100
we got this like you've been here and
then it just kept taking longer and
640
00:39:46,100 --> 00:39:50,760
how long they were there for which is
fine and i'm it was so good for him and
641
00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:56,400
true so good for him and tatum all of
that yeah it was interesting for him and
642
00:39:56,400 --> 00:40:00,640
because prior to that tristan and i were
barely talking and then i was just
643
00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:05,790
thinking how do i get like how Do we go
back to normal now?
644
00:40:06,010 --> 00:40:08,510
I would really like for us to do
something fun together.
645
00:40:08,770 --> 00:40:10,750
I think we should go to HomeGoods. I
think we should go to Target.
646
00:40:11,030 --> 00:40:13,910
I think we should go to Four Seasons to
have lunch and get a massage.
647
00:40:14,250 --> 00:40:15,750
Then I think we should go out.
648
00:40:16,590 --> 00:40:18,910
You need to do a little bit more for
you.
649
00:40:19,450 --> 00:40:21,030
You were like, the life of the party.
650
00:40:21,910 --> 00:40:23,290
I'm still the life of the party.
651
00:40:23,550 --> 00:40:27,610
What party? What party? What party do
you go to? You have to go to a party.
652
00:40:27,610 --> 00:40:28,610
I go somewhere.
653
00:40:28,730 --> 00:40:30,590
One day you have to get back out there.
654
00:40:30,910 --> 00:40:31,848
And I will.
655
00:40:31,850 --> 00:40:33,470
I just, right now, I'm...
656
00:40:33,670 --> 00:40:37,270
so overwhelmed with just life.
657
00:40:37,730 --> 00:40:40,730
You have to practice the thing you want
to become eventually.
658
00:40:41,790 --> 00:40:45,650
After a while, you start to go, you know
what, I can do all of these things and
659
00:40:45,650 --> 00:40:49,050
still do some things that make Chloe
smile and give me something else to talk
660
00:40:49,050 --> 00:40:52,970
about outside of my kids and Tristan and
Amari and tragedy.
661
00:40:53,670 --> 00:40:56,270
You've got to give yourself something
else.
662
00:40:56,770 --> 00:41:01,930
I really appreciate how much people want
me to get out and socialize and leave
663
00:41:01,930 --> 00:41:04,070
my house. I know it makes me sound like
a crazy person.
664
00:41:04,750 --> 00:41:09,710
But that's not what is best for me right
now. Like, where am I even going?
665
00:41:10,230 --> 00:41:11,410
What do you guys want me to do?
666
00:41:12,050 --> 00:41:13,050
What's out there?
667
00:41:14,050 --> 00:41:15,550
I don't think anything that great.
668
00:41:16,050 --> 00:41:22,510
Not right now. My mom called me over to
her house, and we were just chatting
669
00:41:22,510 --> 00:41:26,510
about a bunch of things. And she was
like, you know, I just don't get mad. I
670
00:41:26,510 --> 00:41:30,770
just want to talk to you. And I
typically know that means it's about,
671
00:41:30,790 --> 00:41:37,530
either why am I such a recluse or, like,
my romantic life. It's interesting that
672
00:41:37,530 --> 00:41:39,450
people keep saying that to you. It's
interesting.
673
00:41:40,190 --> 00:41:44,050
I mean, I love my mom for so many
reasons, but one of the main things that
674
00:41:44,050 --> 00:41:49,650
beautiful about her is how forgiving she
is and how a lot of us are in my
675
00:41:49,650 --> 00:41:56,530
family. But her specifically, because
being a mom, if someone did what
676
00:41:56,530 --> 00:42:02,730
Tristan did to my daughter, I would
probably castrate them. For sure. And
677
00:42:02,730 --> 00:42:04,690
smile doing it.
678
00:42:12,140 --> 00:42:18,780
What happened between me and Tristan,
I've been cheated on by many people.
679
00:42:18,780 --> 00:42:24,200
dealt with it. I got it. This other
situation was the most wild thing.
680
00:42:24,460 --> 00:42:29,640
Yeah. And it's not only finding out that
he had someone else pregnant, but while
681
00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:36,540
I secretly had my own surrogate
pregnant, never in a million years
682
00:42:36,540 --> 00:42:39,340
would I have been blind, like would have
thought that.
683
00:42:40,120 --> 00:42:41,180
Cut to that.
684
00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:45,280
Then this whole year goes by. My son's
not even one yet.
685
00:42:45,820 --> 00:42:47,340
And look how much it's changed.
686
00:42:47,560 --> 00:42:51,160
I wasn't speaking. I didn't speak to
Tristan at all for six months, not even
687
00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:53,980
about the kids. But like, and now look,
now we're back to being really good
688
00:42:53,980 --> 00:42:54,980
friends.
689
00:42:56,600 --> 00:43:00,420
Like I want to date someone. Not now.
I'm exhausted.
690
00:43:01,100 --> 00:43:04,580
What do they say? Take it over somebody.
You have to get under somebody else.
691
00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:09,940
Like I'm sure that's obviously a really
easy route. And you're definitely
692
00:43:09,940 --> 00:43:10,940
distracting yourself.
693
00:43:11,480 --> 00:43:14,260
as to what you need healing from.
694
00:43:14,700 --> 00:43:19,240
Someone's form of healing is not my form
of healing, and that's not right or
695
00:43:19,240 --> 00:43:24,680
wrong. But I just need to do what speaks
to my soul. And if I felt like going
696
00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:28,120
out, if I felt like dating, and if I was
open to that right now, I would do it.
697
00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:32,380
There's nothing holding me back. I just
genuinely don't have these feelings
698
00:43:32,380 --> 00:43:37,660
right now. But I want to date people, I
think, and, like, see what's out there.
699
00:43:37,700 --> 00:43:38,700
I want to feel.
700
00:43:40,170 --> 00:43:45,750
proud like when I go into a room and I'm
with my man and I'm not I don't think
701
00:43:45,750 --> 00:43:50,030
everyone's laughing at me for being a
weak bitch for staying with someone you
702
00:43:50,030 --> 00:43:55,170
are the furthest from a weak woman it
takes a very strong woman to forgive
703
00:43:55,170 --> 00:44:00,530
people it takes a very strong woman to
be hurt multiple times by the same
704
00:44:00,530 --> 00:44:05,430
and still smile in their face there's
nothing weak about that I don't care
705
00:44:05,430 --> 00:44:11,760
anybody says In an ideal world, I wish I
was married and that, you know, we had
706
00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:12,760
our family together.
707
00:44:12,900 --> 00:44:17,220
Like, that's what everyone wants. But
I'm not attracted to Tristan. Like, I'm
708
00:44:17,220 --> 00:44:20,400
not like, wow, that's a big say.
709
00:44:20,680 --> 00:44:23,800
You're still attracted to him, right?
Yeah, no, no, no. I know he's very
710
00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:26,000
handsome. No, no, Tristan is so
handsome.
711
00:44:26,440 --> 00:44:31,980
He's like a beautiful creature, statue
of a human.
712
00:44:32,220 --> 00:44:37,490
Like, I'm not like blind, but I can't
think about, like, kissing him on the
713
00:44:37,490 --> 00:44:42,470
lips, like none of that would, it's just
not in my wheelhouse.
714
00:44:42,730 --> 00:44:45,070
Okay. Maybe think about it this way.
715
00:44:45,370 --> 00:44:49,650
Maybe you might want to try to save your
family. Maybe you might want to give
716
00:44:49,650 --> 00:44:55,130
this a shot despite. I've tried to save
my family a couple of times and you want
717
00:44:55,130 --> 00:44:59,030
to make God laugh, tell him your plans.
Guess what, buddy? I got no more plans.
718
00:44:59,210 --> 00:45:00,210
Right. Okay.
719
00:45:01,150 --> 00:45:04,690
Stop laughing at me. I just.
720
00:45:05,230 --> 00:45:10,030
want like my life a little bit. So it's
not never.
721
00:45:10,810 --> 00:45:17,610
Well, I don't, I don't know. I don't, I
don't, I don't know what it
722
00:45:17,610 --> 00:45:19,310
is. It's definitely not now.
723
00:45:25,610 --> 00:45:27,650
Next on the Kardashian.
724
00:45:28,350 --> 00:45:31,110
Ladies, are you ready to go on an
adventure?
725
00:45:32,230 --> 00:45:34,250
You want to give the horses some
cookies?
726
00:45:35,720 --> 00:45:39,240
Let me take a photo. Wait, Drizzle,
Drizzle, stand next to Stormy.
727
00:45:39,700 --> 00:45:41,080
Is that your mom?
728
00:45:41,440 --> 00:45:42,440
Are you okay?
729
00:45:42,600 --> 00:45:43,299
They're fine.
730
00:45:43,300 --> 00:45:49,700
She totally hijacked my date with my
grandkids. So I decided I'm going to do
731
00:45:49,700 --> 00:45:51,820
TV show called American Horror Story.
732
00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:56,480
I know I have to slow down, but I can't.
733
00:45:56,880 --> 00:45:59,820
I'm about to go to Pelican Bay and visit
a prison there.
734
00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:01,760
No one comes here. Definitely not a
Kardashian.
735
00:46:02,100 --> 00:46:06,220
My last year incarcerated, they spent
over $100 ,000 to keep me in a cage.
736
00:46:06,460 --> 00:46:10,400
How much therapy could you provide to
stop them from going to prison? This is
737
00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:11,820
what I want to teach our boys.
738
00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:15,680
Mom, you up big time with me? I do not.
739
00:46:16,170 --> 00:46:22,310
Got big time. There's issues that I have
with my manager, not my mom. Who cares
740
00:46:22,310 --> 00:46:23,610
about my wound?
741
00:46:23,910 --> 00:46:28,430
Okay, I get the point. I've never heard,
and she likes to patronize me. No, you
742
00:46:28,430 --> 00:46:31,770
misunderstood, okay? Because you're just
somewhere else. You're spiraling.
743
00:47:14,319 --> 00:47:16,080
What could you do to a piñata?
744
00:47:16,820 --> 00:47:21,900
Oh, what I could do to a piñata is, oof,
I'll probably go to jail. Beat the shit
745
00:47:21,900 --> 00:47:22,900
out of that piñata.
746
00:47:23,360 --> 00:47:27,740
Oh, if we're teaching good things,
though, with the pinata thing, when a
747
00:47:27,740 --> 00:47:32,540
beating the shit out of a bunny with a
baseball bat and then you're being
748
00:47:32,540 --> 00:47:38,960
rewarded for decapitating a poor little
animal.
749
00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:40,300
That bleeds candy.
750
00:47:40,620 --> 00:47:42,240
It bleeds candy.
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