All language subtitles for The Kardashians – S4E04

Previously on The Kardashians.

Hi, Mom!

Crazy feeling being in the Dolce store.

Hey, did you have fun with Tristan?

What'd you guys do?

He didn't tell me he was taking a shot.

How my kids hang up on me.

We gotta get your back better. Do you
want me to introduce you to Dr. Pat?

He's amazing.

Yes. Dr. Pat meets the infamous...

Scott Disick.

You're so young, you can't live like
this.

What does that mean? I can't wait to be
in my 40s.

30s have been a disaster.

What happened at the hospital today?

Amari has the most severe type of
epilepsy.

He has the worst type of seizures you
can have. Yeah. Poor baby.

Kids are growing fast. Yeah.

Loving the carpool in the morning. The
most important thing right now is

those kids. And I worry that Chloe, with
this change of Trista moving out, there

is going to be a void there.

What if we, like, had a crazy handshake?
We could.

Okay, let's make it up.

Twinkle, twinkle. Like scissors?

No, we can't. Scissors, scissors.

Threesome. And then we can go.

And that's it.

Okay.

Twinkle, twinkle, snap, snap.

Kylie is my twin flame forever.

She's definitely obviously, like,
matured so much having babies and

But, like, I haven't seen that, like,
silly Kylie in a while.

She's back to, like, Tumblr Kylie. You
guys know Tumblr Kylie.

How was Milan?

So good.

Good. It was a quick trip, but it's
always fun.

I just got back from Milan, and I
thought a lot about Kourtney when I was

Kourtney messaged me, and I wish I could
share these experiences with her.

I just, like, got in and out.

Got my work done. It was so cute. I like
when you wear those kind of looks, too.

Oh!

Really a cute girl.

You know what I heard?

I heard that the tooth fairy is really
close to coming if we have glitter on

feet. So let me check and see if my
feet, is the tooth fairy going to come?

No. She has a little black stuff on her
feet. Oh, I do.

Check out your feet. You have glitter on
your feet.

Good luck, Stormy. The tooth fairy is
going to come really soon. How did I

Lucky girl.

I saw glitter on her feet. I know.

Obviously.

So I'm going to take Saint and four of
his friends on a soccer tour.

We're going to go to...

London first to go to an Arsenal game.

And then we're going to go to Paris to
see the Paris Saint -Germain game.

Kendall will be there.

It'll just be so much fun.

My son Saint has had a newfound
obsession, love for soccer. So I decide

to plan this like legendary trip of a
lifetime. I'm not a sports girl.

It's so fun.

Really? To be, like, a sports mom, yeah.

Yeah, you got to, like, help me when Air
grows up a little bit. Yeah. Because

I'm, like, I don't know what to do.

I'm into it now.

Okay. I love my girls, but a girl, like,
steals your clothes, has an

attitude, you know. There's nothing like
being a boy mom.

Like, seriously, it's the best.

I got to check out this house and see
the hoarding vibes.

I don't have a hoarding problem. You're
just a minimalist.

Yeah. And you don't have anything in
your house.

As far as, like, her having, like, one
couch in her living room, like, that's

not me, you know? Her house, like,
echoes because there's just no

I'm, like, not down for that at all.
Come to my house, and we're going to do

organizing day, okay?

Absolutely. I have to go.

Twinkle, twinkle, snap, snap.

That's good. It just feels right. Okay,
bye.

Bye.

See you later.

I get up, I get down, and I'm jumping
around.

And the rumpus and rock gets
uncomfortable now. Been a hell of a

thinking it's time to grow.

Here we go. Stop the jump, get face
down. Everybody pretend you love this

song. Everybody come hang.

Let's go out with the bang.

Here we go.

Mark. Mark.

Wow, that's some color.

Oh, Mark. You look great.

Thank you. This is such a cute outfit.

Chloe and I are checking in on Scott
today because I think his back has got

really down. I like the suits on you.
Thank you. She only wears suits.

Well, not always. Sometimes she wears
like those hoochie dresses and shit.

What do you mean? She's in the club. I'm
right here.

She wears a suit all the time. I love
that. Wait, so you're moving around a

little bit better. How's your back?

It still hurts pretty bad. I mean, I
still think I have to get surgery

saw another doctor. Wow. So do you have
to do physical therapy?

But it doesn't help.

Oh. So what's happening? Are you dating
anybody?

Oh, my God.

That's so subtle.

Well, I'm dying to know. It's the
question everybody wants to know.

Yeah, it is.

I've been too focused on, like, the kids
and me.

Are you ever lonely? Yeah.

All the time. Aw.

I can't live with just having my kids. I
mean, they can't be my only.

Okay, then I could too. I can.

I could. Mom, you've never been alone?

Ever. Ever. Literally since you've been
out of MJ's vagina, you've never been

alone. So calm down.

Okay. Listen, I cannot help it that I'm
popular.

It's just something, you know, I was
born with. But wait, Scott, do you go

anywhere to meet anybody?

Where are you going at night? No, not
strip club.

If you had the opportunity to meet the
perfect girl, what does that

look like on paper?

I'll tell you.

This guy.

I think Scott probably has a crush on
Chloe. Listen, I have a crush on Chloe.

Everyone has a crush on Chloe.

The cameramen all have a crush on Chloe.

Yeah.

Paxi has a crush on Chloe. You know, if
we could just find somebody who comes

close, we know what he's looking for.

She's funny, she's kind, she's sweet,
she's cute.

Aww.

She's got all the characteristics I
want. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Like

said, I never look at Chloe sexually. I
make jokes like that. Yeah, yeah. I just

need somebody who doesn't give up on
somebody.

Like, you know, because I have been
through like a lot of different things.

Yeah. I definitely know I'm not easy and
I'm not perfect.

None of us are. But I need somebody that
I feel like I get, what's the word?

Laid? No.

Laid? Ew.

What? You a horny animal?

I don't even fit in the thumbnail. No,
she's a horn dog.

They have to have a good sense of humor.
He's one of the funniest guys I know.

He reminds me so much of my son, Rob.

Rob, what do you think is the perfect
girl for Scott?

I don't know.

Oh,

never mind. Okay.

Well, I'll talk to you.

I'll talk to you. Love you, too.

We'll just bleep it. You know what I
would love to do, Scott? I would love to

to a matchmaker for you. A matchmaker?
Matchmaker.

Is it a madam?

No.

It's not a madam. It's somebody who's
really genuinely interested.

Hi, Mike Thompson.

I would hope so, my darling.

She's the cutest.

She's everything and more.

Here. I have... A real question for you.
I want to talk to, like, a matchmaker

for your dad. Yes. But, like, what
qualities should we look for in a girl?

Older. Yeah, older than what he's used
to. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

He was saying late 20s, but I said young
30s. No, 20s.

Whatever.

You're 40.

Uh -uh.

You're not going to date someone 19.

I would.

Yeah, he would.

But it's not a good look. But we've got
to get over it because you're not going

to find the girl you want. No. Good
personality.

Mm -hmm. She can be pretty.

Mm -hmm. Oh, I'm allowed to look pretty?

Yeah. Thanks. Someone who goes to the
gym.

Oh. Because you need to go to the gym
also.

To motivate you. I would screen them all
first. Yeah. All right, so we got the

basics down. I mean, you never know. We
have enough to go on for now.

I want him to have a girlfriend.

Oh.

This isn't going to get done without
some drastic changes here. So I'm going

take matters into my own hands. I'm
going to get shit done. I'm going to

some calls. I'm going to get some people
and we're going to make it happen.

Okay. You're 40.

Oh, I'm just kidding. Those are so fun.

I am taking Saint and his best friends
and their moms on a trip to London and

Paris. It's called our Soccer Mom Tour
trip.

Our boys love soccer, and they're
obsessed with all the players from

Messi, Ronaldo, Neymar, Sokka, you name
it, they're obsessed.

I try to find what my kids' passion is
and do a trip with them.

I've taken Chicago and her friends to
San Diego. They love the zoos and the

Legolands and all of that.

Luckily, Sam just tags along.

You know, North loves Paris and fashion,
so I took her to Paris.

You look so good.

Saint loves soccer, so I figured this is
our trip. It's going to be so much fun,

and it definitely just is such an
amazing bonding experience.

Guys, when we get to London, we're on
the field.

What? We get the jersey.

What's it called? The pitch? What's it
called? The pitch, right?

The pitch. The field's called the pitch.

What's so fun is Allison's mom's belly,
Azov, and my mom are best friends. And

when we were our son's ages, they took
us on a trip to London.

Her dad, Irving Azov, manages the
Eagles. So we went on tour with the

from city to city. And it's just so cool
that we get to do this as adults now.

Have our boys grow up the way that we
did.

The big question, when we get there, are
we going to call soccer football? Yeah,

we're going to call soccer football.
Soccer, soccer, soccer.

For the best soccer moms in the world.

Okay, so listen, we're looking for
somebody. I think it's going to be about

feeling. Chloe and I took everything
that we know about what Scott might be

looking for to a matchmaker.

And what she came up with was five
candidates of lovely women that

she thinks candidates.

That she thinks that would be amazing.
So we're going to see what happens.

This will be, you know, like a
candidate.

Candidate. No, just a candidate. A
candidate. Okay, candidate.

The only word. Okay, the only word.

Okay, what's this girl's name? Her name
is Celine.

Didn't we say 30 and over?

No, we said 29.

Hello. Hi, Celine.

How are you? You look beautiful. Thank
you. Wow. You look beautiful. Thank you.

Thank you. How are you? She looks like
one of us.

She does. That's a huge compliment.
Thank you. You're too kind.

So you own a lingerie line. I run it
with my sister.

I love that. And honestly, family is the
most important thing to me. Do you have

any kids?

No. I want five to ten kids. Oh, my
gosh. Do you care if some of them are

your own? I love kids so much that we're
open.

But, yeah,

I come from, honestly, a very
traditional home.

I'm Persian Jewish.

It's not, like, a huge priority, but
being Jewish is, like, a big plus for

Of course, yeah. For me as well.

That's good. I was born and raised in L
.A. I went to Buckley.

Oh, wow. Yeah.

Loved it. I went there for 12 years.
Yes.

I remember seeing you and Kim there
sometimes at some of the games. It was

really sweet.

Sweet. Maybe she could date Rob.

Yeah. Okay, well, one brother at a time.
Then we'll figure it out. All right.

Oh, okay.

Who are you doing youth?

screenings for on the date listen i'm a
mom and i always have rob in the back of

my mind so you know it's just like a
little thought oh is that it yeah

thought just a thought I think I love
you. Yeah, I love you, too. I really

I love her.

I'll go on a date with you.

Keep drinking this one. We'll go leave
together in a second. I know, right?

There you go. I love it. This is so
cute.

I'm a star.

Okay. All right.

See you guys.

See you later.

She's so cute. Her energy is so cute. I
love your energy.

I believe in love.

This gets you thinking. I could do this
all day, by the way.

All right, next.

Okay, the next one. What's her name?
Kaylin. Kaylin? Oh, God.

Kaylin is too close to Kaylin. Her last
name wouldn't be Jenner. It would be...

Mom. What is she doing? She's a
photographer.

Okay. Don't you feel like we work for,
like, The Bachelor, and we're

interviewing the contestants?

We're like... Laverne and Shirley.

We're like the Katy Perry and Lionel
Richie of the dating world.

What does that mean? That means they
have American Idol. No one knows this

analogy.

Yes, they do.

Katie and Lionel will get it.

Yeah. Hi.

How are you guys?

Good. Are you Kaylin? I am. Are we
saying it right? Yes, Kaylin. This has

be really scary.

It is scary. Sorry.

It's scary, but I love it. Good.

Good. I know it's a little intimidating,
but just we don't bite. I promise.

Yeah.

I don't know what kind of woman is the
perfect woman for Scott.

But she's breathing and she's over 30.

That's a good start.

Will you tell us a little bit about
yourself?

Yeah, of course.

So I am from a small town in Northern
California.

I'm very close with my family. I'm in
the pet industry.

Oh, good.

I'm single for the first time in eight
years.

So I've been single for nine months. I'm
like in the groove of it now.

What are you looking for in a man?

I'm really looking for someone who is
genuine and grounded and nice.

Somebody who's loyal.

I think loyalty is really important to
me. Yeah. Somebody who is strong.

God's not your guy. No, just kidding.

Okay, well, we're done. Do you know
anyone?

Okay. Maybe Rob.

Do you honestly think he's like ready to
settle down? Yeah, I do. Seriously.

I do.

I really do. What is Scott looking for
in a partner? He loves beautiful cars.

loves sports. He can race motorcycles.

He loves to ski. I grew up on dirt
bikes. Well, so did he. Oh, there we go.

Yeah. Is he willing to have more
children?

He is. We've asked him that question and
he is.

Um, but of course they would have to be
accepting of his three. others of course

of course well i love that you guys are
doing this and just screening people i

think that's really cool yeah i wish
someone would do this for one day i'm

ready yet oh honey when you're ready
when i'm ready wait till i see your

oh god okay when i'm ready to date i
don't think i would be mad if my sisters

did this for me because they would
probably be better at picking than maybe

would i don't know i don't trust my own
picking most of the time clearly Thank

you so much. Be in touch. Okay. Nice
meeting you.

God,

if you could get all four of them to do
this for me, that is like, wow.

boy if they make it through the 10
minutes they should just go on a date

just for the torture of having to talk
to all four of them everyone seemed

really great which is really surprising
of course this is like a 10 minute thing

but they seemed like that well i think
it's kind of like that with anybody you

get a scott i love you okay hi

Yeah, well.

Hello, I'm here with mom.

This has been agony doing this with mom,
by the way. She loves me.

I feel like mom would be good at it.
That's right. I am good at it. I have a

of wine because of her, and I don't even
drink anymore.

Oh, you're drinking wine midday. In the
day. I'm day drinking. That's how crazy.

You know, she's probably nervous, too.

Time for me to head on out. But I'm
being serious.

I think some of these girls are super
cute. Just for you to, like, go on a

with. I'm not kidding. Back in the game.

Let's go.

Mission accomplished.

Great day and can't wait to see what
happens next.

Josh needs to change.

Josh, let's go. Ryan, let's go. Santo,
come here. Let me change you real quick.

I only have 10 minutes.

You guys come change quickly.

Come change, and then you can come back.

We're in London, and we got a little bit
of rest so we can be ready for the

Arsenal game tonight.

This is like a dream come true. I play
soccer, so I want to make sure that

has so much fun and falls in love with
the sport.

Come on, boys.

Yeah, wait. Where's all the girls?

Soccer mom?

You want to sit here in the middle, Al?

This is exciting, guys.

I just love that we can give this
experience to our boys. I know. We're

remember this forever.

So this game, one of the players is
going to come and meet us. I don't know

There's cute guys. Yeah, there might be
some cute guys. Why are you all looking

at me?

I have age limits, guys.

You're like, after my last experience, I
have age limits.

I need just a little bit more age
appropriate.

I need like 40.

Really? Yeah, I like it. I'm into that.
Listen, when you're single and all your

friends are married, it's like you
have...

desperation written on your face and
everyone under the sun wants to hook you

with someone.

I'm genuinely just okay being by myself
for a minute and the right situation

will come my way. Wait, what are you
going to wear to the Met?

And who's doing your glam? Chris and
Mario?

Great.

What's the theme this year?

Karl Lagerfeld.

Like I wouldn't go, but I'm also really
petty like that. How like that thing

came out that was like, none of the
Kardashians are invited to the Met.

It's, like, a big story. It just came
out, like, last week, and everyone was

like, oh, my God, is this true? Are you
really not invited?

So, like, there's something about me
that's like, oh, I just want to show up.

I mean, it was just, like, a thing
because I was never invited.

Like, I was, like, Kanye's plus one.

Now you get your own plus one. I am
bringing someone with me.

He won't know. I have no idea what I'm
going to wear to the Met this

year, but I had the best idea to bring
Karl Lagerfeld's cat, his

baby, Choupette. They love the idea, so
I'm going to meet Choupette when we go

to Paris.

So I hope Choupette likes me.

Girls, our first football game. Let's
go. Soccer moms, unite.

One, two, three.

The football mom.

Who's ready?

Oh, my

gosh. Who's excited?

We are at the Arsenal game.

It is so exciting just to be in the
stadium. Our boys couldn't be more

for this game, and it's just so fun to
see the joy in them.

No one's out there yet, boys. Let's just
wait. I like soccer, but I never had

this passion before, and the fact that
all the boys love it so much just makes

it so much fun.

Guys, who's your favorite player on
Arsenal?

Soccer! Soccer! Soccer!

Oh, stop it, Saint.

These are the best seats.

Get your jersey.

Hurry, Saint. I forgot Saint's red
Arsenal jersey that we specifically got

this trip that, of course, I left at
home.

I'm the worst.

Buddy. Aw.

Yeah, life is so tough.

It's really hard for me to be really
strict and to discipline a lot.

Ooh, look, we have a little goodie bag
for you. My parents weren't strict at

all, and sometimes because I'm really
busy, it would be amazing if I had a

partner that would come in and tap me
out and take over and handle it, you

But it can't happen like that.

Bullies are out on the field.

Oh, look, the players are coming.

Oh, jump over by any means necessary.

I do think that my household and even in
our family, it's like very female

dominated. Should we pick a girl's pick?
Yeah, let's do it. And I recently hired

a mani. I really wanted a male around
that was going to be picking them up and

taking them to sports. And I was scared
out of my mind to tell their dad that.

When he was dropping off the kids, Kanye
introduced himself, played.

Two on two with Satan. Him has been so
nice to him and saying, Hey, if you're

going to help raise my son, cause he
handed him the ball like really easily

something. And he's like, don't do that.
Make him go get it himself.

These are like some of the rules that I
would want. And I was like, Oh my God.

Okay.

That's great.

Okay. Turn around. Take a picture with
Pac.

That's your job.

Are you good? He's the biggest Oscar fan
here, Dad.

You can choose what number you like
best, babe.

Okay.

Finally, happy kids.

Oh, my gosh. This is all you want in
life. You just want happy kids. You want

everyone to be appreciative.

That's all I want, and I feel like I
finally got it tonight.

There is so much going on in my life.

still in school my businesses that i'm
running but i will make all the time in

the world to create memories with my
babies and i know will mean the world to

saints i

feel

like norris is like lives her life like
an only child, does her thing.

Then the two little ones are a year
apart, so they're like twins almost, and

they're always together.

So Saint loves the little ones, would
love North if she'd hang out with them,

but she won't. So I want to give him a
little bit of attention.

And he's such a mama's boy, and I love
it. And I know that those years aren't

going to last forever.

Like it's already, he doesn't like me to
kiss him goodbye at school anymore. And

he gets so embarrassed when he looks
around and like sees where his friends

and like quickly hugs me and runs.

So we're already there.

It's okay guys, it was a great game.

It was, it was a good game up till the
end.

It was such a good game. Arsenal lost,
but...

tomorrow. I'm so excited to go
sightseeing just to show them a little

London and have fun in a whole new
place.

Hello. Hi.

What's happening?

Not much. After Chloe and I did our
matchmaking in honor of Scott, our final

choice was Celine.

I love that necklace.

I love this necklace.

I do too. Celine had great energy, had a
great attitude.

So I'm checking on Scott because I know
he had a date with Celine and I am dying

to know what's going on.

So.

Is that like half an orgasm?

Does that sound like an orgasm to you?

Yeah. I'm out of the game.

So on a brighter note, how is the date?

Tell me everything. First impression,
the moment she walked in the door, where

did you go? Tell me the whole thing.

Hi. How are you? How are you? Nice to
meet you. Nice to meet you.

How's it going?

Great. Tell me something I don't know.

Not the biggest dater, I would say.
Okay, so you're trying something new.

something new that I heard is what
people do.

Yeah, I get set up all the time. It's
fun. Really?

Yeah, by my parents. And it's fun? Yeah.

Are you Jewish?

I'm Jewish, yeah. Persian Jewish. I love
it.

What was your first impression?

She was optimistic and happy and
positive about so many different things

that I really found.

a lot of good from her.

Scott can be a Debbie Downer from time
to time, just saying.

No offense to any Debbie out there, but
maybe somebody like Celine could bring

out the best in Scott because Scott's
got this side to him that's fabulous,

we just need the right person in his
life to bring back the joy.

But she couldn't have been nicer. I
probably talk to her more than I've

to, like, Girls I dated for years.

I said I want 10 to 15 kids.

No, I'm kidding. Like five, but I love
kids.

You better get to work soon. I know, I
got to get to work.

Yeah, so born and raised in L .A. I live
in Beverly Hills with my parents,

traditional. Oh, cute.

Which is amazing.

I mean, the fact that you can go home
and hang with your family and eat dinner

with them. Yeah, it's chill.

Yeah, I love it. Unfortunately, I lost
my parents, but I always say, like, I

couldn't. wait to get out of my parents'
house.

If I had any idea what I would have lost
them young, I would have lived with

them until I was a grandfather.

The only thing I found, like, not bad or
good, but she was like, I've never

really met anybody that I've cared
enough to be with, so I've never

date it long term it would be nice to
have somebody who had a little dating

experience yeah just so you could see
what an asshole a guy is so then like

appreciate yeah you've never had your
heart broken not like to a point that

like i don't know like yeah yeah exactly
yeah have you always been like this

chipper yeah i have yeah have you had
any hard times

I mean, the heart... Nothing bad has
happened to you?

No, I lost my grandparents.

But... No, that was... Were they 100?

Actually, my grandpa was 101 when he
passed away. This is all I can do.

Ever go to therapy?

No. You're ever depressed?

No. Ever?

I'm sorry, this isn't fake, no.

Do you cry at movies?

Sometimes, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay, because if there's no... It's not
a little weird. A little sociopath -ish.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You're out with a serial killer.

Good. Yeah, Chloe and Chris set you up
with a serial killer. But she's chipper,

so it's fine. That I wouldn't be
surprised.

I knew they were trying to get rid of
me.

Post.

I would totally hang out with her. Great
energy.

So sweet.

So at the end, we were trying to figure
out, like, how do we part ways here, you

know? I know this is like... blind date.

Like, I don't know how that works to see
each other after, but I feel like you

should be like my life coat.

Okay. I want to learn to be this happy.
You will. It's within you.

I promise.

But honestly, it's really, really cute.

Thank you.

I do appreciate that you went to a
matchmaker and set me up. I think it was

for me just to get out of my comfort
zone.

I appreciated that you

We're into it. Like you gave it a shot.
You know what? At the end of the day,

we're one family trying to make sure
that we're all feeling loved and

appreciated. But we'd like to pawn you
off on somebody immediately.

But no, no. We just want you to find
somebody that you enjoy spending time

That's all.

You are a really good sport.

I'm really happy that Scott trusted
Chloe and I, that he embraced the

At the end of the day, love will come
when it's supposed to. I really believe

that Scott will find his person when the
timing's right. So even if they just

become friends, then I say mission
accomplished.

I could probably pull some strings and
get you on The Bachelor if you want to

meet like 30 girls on the same night.
No.

No. Okay.

Just checking. That sounds like a
nightmare.

Or like a bad porno.

All right, guys. If anyone has to go to
the bathroom, we're going to go to the

London Eye. Who has to go potty?

Anyone?

No, just Kimmy.

Let's go, homies.

Yay, London weather.

The first stop, the London Eye, and then
shopping for some fun sports stuff. And

tonight we're going to go to a musical.
And this is fundamental to Alison and I

because our parents would take us to
musicals and it was like our favorite

to do.

Oh, look, Buckingham Palace, boys.

Is this Western Stravi? This is where
all the royal weddings are.

I was a Spice Girl for my talent show.

She was Spice. I was Victoria.

I was Posh.

Duh. Oh, they asked me if I would be her
part.

Oh, yeah, I remember that. Mel C asked
me.

40 Spice wrote a book and signed it
inside, and she sent it to me saying

they're going on tour and they need a
Posh, and would I be the Posh? True.

North is like, do it, Mom!

I mean, I'm sure she was joking, but,
like, when I was in high school, would I

ever have thought that this was, like, a
thing?

I'm just, like, a girl from high school
that loved the Spice Girls, and now

they're asking me?

Hey, how are you?

Oh, thank you. Nice to meet you.

You guys,

there's the Big Ben.

Look, right there. And then next to it
is the House of Parliament where they

make all the decisions.

You're hungry.

How do we get off this?

Keep it moving.

Seven -year -old boys need to be
entertained 24 -7.

So we just have so much lined up because
we need to tire them out.

Next up, shopping.

Guys, let's go to the basketball
section.

Guys, no playing soccer here, please.

The boys don't know, but I set up a call
with their favorite player on Arsenal.

His name is Saka.

Come and say hello to Saka, you guys.

Hi. Hey.

You're my favorite player.

And same as well.

Saka, even though I'm an adult, I'm also
your biggest fan.

back at you when the premiere is when
well thank you so much for taking

the time to say hi to my boys they are
your biggest fans so thank you next up

back to the future the musical hi how
are you it's been exhausting but the

are having a good time we're gonna meet
the cast

The cast is so sweet and so much fun,
and everyone's just, like, doing these

funny TikTok dances.

It's just such a cool experience.

Thank you, guys.

Great show.

You guys are awesome.

Well, I think that was a highly
successful day.

Soccer moms are invincible.

It's St. Patrick's Day. My security is
watching all of the kids so that the

finally get to have some fun.

Thank you for this amazing trip.

Cheers, girls.

We need a little drink to deal with our
kids.

I am.

How are you? Sure.

I'm trying to be a lawyer as well. Oh,
amazing.

I'm qualified in September.

Oh, congratulations. Good luck. Thank
you. Thank you.

It's fun to be recognized by a fellow
law student.

It's just like fun to walk into a random
pub with random people and like hang

out and be normal.

We get back and the boys are wide awake.

So what else is there to do but play
soccer in the hallways?

Luckily, we have, like, the whole floor
because I would never let my kids keep

people up at night. But I will let them
play soccer in the hallways if that will

tire them out and put them to bed. So,
game on.

These last few days in London have been
so amazing.

Next up, we're heading to Paris to go to
the Paris Saint -Germain game.

You guys are so sweaty.

Hi. What are you doing?

Stealing my snacks again?

Always. Because you have nothing in your
pantry.

You were really addicted to these little
oranges. Oh, now that's a problem, too?

No. I think it's great that's your
snack.

All the orange trees that we have,
they're all this big. These are natural.

They come this small, or we do something
to make them.

You think that they're on Ozempic? What?
Probably.

I don't know.

That's a really good question.

On another note, I'm really proud of
Scott that he went on his date with

Forgot to tell you that. No. He'll
probably tell you things he wouldn't

I feel like. I think everything with
Scott went really well. I've been

a lot about him and his happiness, but
it also made me think a little bit about

Chloe. and where her head's at and where
her life is going. Speaking of dating,

what about you and your dating life?

I don't have a dating life. I'm not
dating anyone.

I know, but you and Tristan do spend a
lot of quality parenting, co -parenting

time together.

What happens if he moves on and you
haven't moved on? How are you going to

about that?

I want him to move on. Like I want him
to find someone and to be happy and

whatever that means.

But with all that being said, I remember
Lamar and I were divorced already or

separated. I forget. And the first time
I saw him with someone in a magazine or

online somewhere, and I remember it
still stung, but I didn't want to be

him. Yeah. And after the first time I
like, then you get over it.

And the same goes with Tristan. I
imagine that the first time he is with

someone, yeah, it will sting a little
bit. I don't know, but I think that's

probably normal.

Yeah.

I really worry for Chloe that if Tristan
does meet somebody one day and does

move on, is she going to regret not
getting back with him

fully in a monogamous, in a monogamous.

And a monogamous.

And a one -on -one relationship, okay?

Can't say the word today.

I see how he looks at you. I see, you
know, the effort that he puts into you

the kids.

Tristan's a great guy. If you don't
think it infuriates me that I basically

helped mold this person to who he is,
and now...

The greatness of him gets to be shared
with someone else. Yeah, that's very

frustrating for me. But that's no reason
for me to just. To settle for

something. To settle for someone that
didn't feel this way about me.

Everyone was thinking about themselves.

Everyone. From all the girls, they were
thinking about themselves.

To Tristan, every time this happened,
like. Right. No one ever thought about

And so what I'm doing right now is I'm
thinking about me.

It's. frustrating that almost my entire
life of men they all have to realize how

great i am after they've showed me how
terrible they can be when i knew how

great they were to begin with so why
can't someone see how great i am to

with why don't you ask tristan some of
these questions

like how would he feel if i was well i
already know he wouldn't be happy

Yeah, he would be devastated.

I promise.

Thanks.

Well, he would. Yeah, I know. But if
you're going to be devastated, then

you do what you did?

I don't think... I don't think he was
thinking... What was mindset when you

cheated?

You're asking me?

Who else am I talking to?

Next on The Kardashians.

Hey, guys.

Hi. Happy birthday.

I am going to The Met with Karl
Lagerfeld's cat.

Is the cat going to like me?

Do you have that much anxiety?

Yeah, I've been really bad lately. It's
one of the reasons why I'm, like,

actually scared to have children.

It takes a village to raise kids, but at
the end of the day, your kids only want

you.

Daddy, yeah. Yeah, that's how it works.

Is he driving you crazy?

Yeah. If someone did to my daughter what
Tristan did, I would probably castrate

them and smile doing it.

Hey,

come get it, come get it, come get it.

I've been waiting all night, but I'm too
quick with it. Yeah, they keep coming

and rushing.

Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. They just think
they can't hang with us.

Knock, knock, here I come, right below
you. I'm going to get it like I told

Now go ahead and hand it over now.

Hand it over. Go ahead and hand it over.
Now hand it over. Hand it over. Go

ahead and hand it over. Hand it over.

Chris, Scott clearly has a crush on
Chloe.

Don't make this weird. It's not a real
crush. Well, first of all, Scott has a

crush on you, but it's like a brother
-sister crush where he looks at you and

admires. First of all, that's not a
thing.

Oh. There's no such thing as a brother
-sister crush unless you live in the six

states that legalize.

And we don't do that here. Well, okay.
It came out wrong. I think I... No, no.

We got it.