All language subtitles for The Kardashians – S4E03

Previously on The Kardashian.

Kim, welcome to Keeping Up with the
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conviction is on par with the best

Did you hear that? Did you hear that,
America?

What's going on with Amari? Once he hits
age 20, it will be really bad if we

can't have any improvement.

Khloe's compassion for Tristan and Amari
is a beautiful thing. I'm really proud

of Khloe.

How come I meet my person? How come I've
done so much wrong things? I'm like,

why put you through that?

Tristan has said before, like, I'm his
person.

And it's angered me because I'm like,
well, if I am, then why would you have

treated me this way?

You look so hot.

I'm trying to show my friend I'm wearing
this stupid shirt.

I can't wait to catch up with Scott.

There's so many responsibilities.

How are you, doll?

Good, how are you? So much to do.

An ex -boyfriend that's living with me,
and it's a lot. But whenever I'm with

Scott, I have so much fun, and we always
have something to gossip about.

Why am I always so hungry?

What are you looking for?

I don't ever know. Oh, I love variety.

You're really living large these days.

No pun intended.

I've gained a lot of weight here because
of my back.

What would tickle your fancy panties?

Well, it's going to really tickle my
dick as if I just line this up for a

second. Love a good dick tickle. What is
this? Someone just shoved this in here?

Like an animal?

Listen, people here live like animals.

We're far out of the house.

Why does your back hurt?

Ever since that car accident, it got
worse over time.

It basically hit.

And it did a somersault forward, then
hit, then landed.

Let me promise you something.

You have not done physical therapy.

Yeah. I should go to Dan, or George, or
Phil, or whoever the guy is. But then

you have to do physical therapy.

You don't just, like, get new shit. When
I slipped three discs in my back, Dr.

Pat got them back in there. For real?

I don't have to do a surgery. Who wants
a surgery?

I'm not, neither. That's like you
telling me.

I think Scott maybe needs a little pep
talk because this is probably the

unhealthiest I've seen him. He's barely
mobile, and it's all from his back.

So that wouldn't make anyone feel good.

You've got to get an e -stim. Dr. Pat
will bring it. It's made for injuries

for treating isolated muscles.

Where do I get one? I don't know. I'd
have to ask Tristan or Dr. Pat.

How is Tristan? He's good.

His house getting flooded and all that,
it's fine. His house got flooded?

That's why he's been at my house. The
whole ceiling caved in.

Has it brought you guys, like, closer?

Him and I are great friends.

Solid friends.

What?

You getting that thought?

Ask him on your own. I don't care. A
little.

Half the sleep, both side actions. We
don't sleep in the same bed.

He has his own room.

Really?

Yeah. I'm not... Things have...
Boundaries. Yeah. I hear you. But

we're great friends.

Listen. Who cares about the rest? The
fact that you guys are able to be close

and be with your kids, it's a great
scenario.

I've been there. I don't know what five
or ten years will bring. If he's my

person, then he's meant to be my person.

But right now, I'm not going to make my
life any harder than it has to be. So,

yes, I am going to have as much as a
seamless, fantastic co -parenting

relationship as I can.

You guys are all pieces of work. Let me
just tell you something.

You bitches are crazy.

You guys are crazy.

We just want to be fed.

Gross. That's it.

What is going on with you and your
dating life?

Can you even date? Do you date? I don't
have the...

Energy. Once everyone's asleep, I'm just
thinking, God, I can't believe it's

Groundhog Day tomorrow.

That's all I think before I go to bed.
Another day, another dollar.

But we've got to get your back better.
Do you want me to introduce you to Dr.

Pat? He's amazing.

Yes, big time.

Dr. Pat, meet the infamous Scott Disick.

I go by Lord.

Okay. I would love to meet him.

I need Patti Boy big time.

I have a full week ahead of me. I have
to go to Milan with Dolce & Gabbana.

I'm in Miami right now for a...

Sky Partners meeting.

Sky Partners is my private equity fund,
and I'm here to speak at an event.

Hi, how are you? Hi, so nice to meet
you. And Ron. Hi, how are you? Ted and

are on our advisory board and are
legends in the industry.

Yeah, how's it going?

It's been amazing.

You know, I love starting something and
learning a lot about it. It's been fun

to really focus on this. What is
portrayed of me?

Maybe fashion events or glitzy glam
things or my Instagram, which is just

traveling in bikinis and whatever.

But I'm an entrepreneur at heart. I
mean, that is like my specialty.

How far along are you guys?

We are just starting the fundraising
process.

But the amount of outreach that's come
our way, we've had to like hire people

to. Yeah.

Most of the time, what I really do in my
life is going to bore the shit out of

you regular.

customers cool we ready we're ready all
right let's go and that is private

equity funds that is meetings about my
pre -ipo and skim all right i'm gonna

walk out but by then hopefully it'll be
fine but today just feels like pure

chaos are we

using when my pants rip yes

Oh my God.

My

hand

goes through the latex pants and
completely rips the pants.

I am saying, and already

I'm like, Oh, I'm pushing it with the
latex leggings. But my thing is like, I

want to be me.

You guys, the whole piece came off,
okay? They're trying to glue it back on

with wood tape.

They're gluing my ass.

I only have one outfit and my conference
starts in 20 minutes. And I have to sit

there for three hours. I can't bend
down. They're sticking tape on my ass.

Please, God, do not rip anymore. Where
I'm like...

You should have been there. It was like
an emergency.

What happened?

Fashion emergency.

My whole butt is out. Like, it's nutty.

I've never seen pants like this. I mean,
literally, it's like my handprint. I

don't know if it's going to, like, rip
to the front and have it, like, open.

But I cannot be late.

For the talk, because that's why I'm
here.

And thank God my blazer was long. I had
no other option.

Please welcome Kim Kardashian and Jay
Sanders of Sky Park.

Like I was so scared they were just
going to keep on ripping. I just was

inside, sitting up on stage, like
feeling a breeze like in my ass.

You've really been an entrepreneur, I
mean, since you were a teenager.

As I was looking through the history of
the deals you've done, the early deals

look very much like they're in a
licensing structure.

Yeah, I think early on in my career,
there was no real blueprint of where I

wanted to go. And so I would do
licensing deals and see if it was

I was really interested in. Then when I
got tired of not having the full

control, with the help of my mom and
sisters, I was able to figure out what I

really liked and how to make those goals
happen.

My whole team at Sky Partners, they had
like on their goal list some companies

that they really wanted to buy. And
those companies have called us.

Being like, we believe Kim understands
both sides and like wanting me on the

board and wanting me to be a part of the
company. And it's a fascinating

process. I mean, I think it's just so
important if I'm going to work with a

company to really talk to the founder
and see what their DNA of their brand is

and who they are. I think that's really
the only way to be successful.

Helping these other brands achieve their
goals. I think there's nothing more

exciting.

And I'm just so happy to be a part of
it. Thank you both so much for being

Hello. Hey.

What's going on?

Just cleaning up from a little project
we were working on.

Here, I'll do it. I don't want to get
your beautiful two -piece dirty. I got

this with the long arms and the reach.
What don't you do?

My mind's going, what else do we need?
What else do we need?

Can you open that?

Of course. This is perfect.

Chloe and Tristan definitely have worked
out this rhythm.

Not there. No, not there. That's the
Martha Stewart cabinet.

Wherever he's needed, he's running the
kids around, he's doing the errands, and

it doesn't hurt that he's really tall.

There you go. Right there on either
side. Well, you sure do come in handy.

Right? Yep.

So what's happening? Tell me. Catch me
up. I'm so excited.

Everything's been great. No ESPN.

I mean, obviously, you know, first of
all, you know, appreciate you helping

this all happen. This is a dream. I
mean, the fact that we could have that

on Friday and they said, can you start
Monday? Yeah. That never happens to

anyone. No, I'm excited. But no, thank
you. You made it happen. Made a couple

calls. Ding, ding, ding.

You're like, my boy wants to do ESPN.
Let's make it happen. All right. I was

able to reach out to ABC Disney and.

Really expressed how talented I thought
Tristan was and how they would really

benefit from him being a part of the
ESPN team, for example.

How many games in a row did you play,
Tristan? How many years before you

a game? Because I remember this. Iron
Master, five years. Come on, ladies and

gentlemen. This is what MVPs do.

It's about the art of negotiating.

I think that's where you've mastered.

Well, when it's that easy, it's a lot of
fun.

It's so rewarding for me.

So how are the kids today? Oh, my God,
the pictures that you guys, that...

sent? Yeah. Yeah, we were working out.
With the baby, yeah.

Yeah. What were you doing? Oh, just
workouts, like... Like a two -step?

two, yeah, it was like a little two
-step on the ball.

It was a good workout. I can't believe
Chloe, like, keeps up with you. Best

workout partner I've ever had. I
couldn't keep up with you. Best workout

I've ever had. I have my boys, they'll
be, like, puking on the side.

Oh, we got to keep doing all these sets.

Chloe, she like. She never complains.
Gets right to it. She's like, give me

more. She's crazy. Best workout partner
I've ever had.

Yeah.

We know Tristan has made some mistakes.

I know he's really sorry for the way
that he hurt Chloe.

And I'm sure that he regrets all of
those mistakes every single day. Kids

growing fast.

Yeah. I mean, loving the carpool in the
morning, going to school.

Really the most important thing for
everyone right now is raising those

And I worry that Chloe, with this change
of Tristan moving out, there is going

to be a void there.

Kids remember all of that stuff. I was
the room mother, part -time soccer

except I get a little too.

like, you know, emotionally invested,
like, especially in Truth Club. And so

there was this one kid who was being so
aggressive, and I just wanted to say,

listen. But I thought, okay, listen to
you a little. And then I went, no,

probably not a good idea. It's not your
child.

Yeah, not so good. You're going to get
kicked out of school. The world's

different. Your grandmother's a bully.

So I'm in a fitting with Dolce &
Gabbana.

I'm going to a dinner in Milan for the
launch. Now the collection is launching.

So before it was the show, which
announces the collection and you see the

show.

Like, no one fall in heels, please.

And now, months later, the collection
will be available in stores.

I couldn't wear red when I had blonde
hair, so it'll be really nice.

And I'm going to get to go to another
fashion show of theirs.

It's exciting, but the first Milan trip
was a huge emotional toll for all of us.

And now the feelings get brought back up
again.

Chloe said she's coming, and we know
Chloe does very well in Milan.

She was like, I think I need to come to
Milan.

She was like, no, no, no, I just, I need
to get, like, my vibe back, and that

was my vibe when I went there.

And I was like, okay. The fire, the men
were after her. Yeah. And I think we

just scratched the surface. Like,
there's a lot more work.

We're going back to Milan, and Milan is
our thing.

That's our thing.

I think we're just going to a dinner and
the show and coming back. We're there

for two days.

Of course. Nora said we're going to work
on looks for Chloe.

Chloe has this certain energy about her
when she goes to Milan.

She's way more carefree, way more light,
and the drama's not around.

I think my one The thing that I really
wish for Chloe is that she would

experience life outside of Calabasas.
Are you going to invite Courtney to

I did ask her, but she doesn't want to
come.

It's something that obviously really
bothers me, and I just wish I could

these experiences with her.

Okay, well, I love you.

Godspeed, my friend. Bye.

Hello, Mr.

Gamble. How are you doing?

Hello.

I didn't know this was like a sit -down.
This is so, like, grown -up.

I didn't know we were being grown -ups
today. Are you blushing?

No, I'm just like, well, I'm only, like,
you know, I only know about class.

Hi, babe. I'm so proud of you.

This is a beautiful room.

Beautiful room.

Oh, my God.

I am so excited for tonight because we
love celebrating Corey.

Birthdays, holidays, or a date night,
you name it. Here, babe.

Corey tells stories about when he was
young and going to high school and

high that he would steal his dad's silk
shirts out of his closet and wear them

to school because he loved silk.

Corey is an amazing entrepreneur.

He's always working on something, and he
loves fashion. Bringing that together

and doing something fabulous for himself
makes me really happy.

No way Kylie's here.

There is no way you're here.

Kylie's here.

First of all, I heard you canceled your
glam. I was like, oh, she's

really not coming. I am excited

to be here. I love Corey.

He's just like here for a good time. And
I'm here for a good time. And we...

Yeah, we bond.

She's happy. I told her, I was like, you
look brighter.

Like I was like, I know you, you look
brighter.

I feel like myself. She does. Like she's
a lot lighter.

I feel like myself again.

Yeah. Good for you.

You're just like a vibe.

It's always a fun little treat when I
see my little Kyle.

It's her time to thrive and shine and be
the little social glittery butterfly

that she is.

Are you a pundit for the show? Kim's
then?

Possibly. Okay.

How much fun did I have? I was thriving.

I think Kim got jealous of me last time.
I don't know if it was Kim's weekend or

my weekend. The gentlemen have been the
same. I thrived for every hour I was

there. It was only 48 of them, and I
thrived. Did you make a new best friend?

did. I'm in an arranged marriage, I've
heard. Oh, yes.

Oh, my God. You didn't know? No. I
really wish Khloe would go to Milan.

so focused on being a great mom and she
has so many responsibilities, but she

needs to get out and about.

And that's really the only way that
she's going to get out of this funk

in.

Then I do want a booty shot because it
just looks so good.

Take it off. That ass, babe.

It looks good.

Hey, boys.

The world loves your

baby. Oh, I thank you, world.

Look, I did a lot of squats today.

Okay,

guys. Family to Corey.

Don't nobody want to waste no time
talking about me.

Thank you for having us. We love you.
We're here for you. We're your ride or

dies.

Forever and ever. And we're so proud of
you. And we love Silk forever, babies.

Thank y 'all for being here.

Silk story, seventh grade.

True story.

We love you guys. We love you. We're
proud of you. How's your food? It's

amazing.

I have my family. I have some great
pasta.

This might be all the Milan vibes that I
need. I love a pre -party. It's kind of

cool. No one wants to eat around people.

No, it's amazing.

Okay.

This is so cute.

So what are you thinking this for?

I can't sit in this.

like watching the show, you know? The
store, I thought.

Okay. Your pictures everywhere and all
your stuff everywhere.

It's so cute.

Getting to Milan, first of all, all the
feels come back, all the memories, same

room, same hotel.

It's like just such good vibes.

Okay, so this is for the store.

The snake for the show.

Maybe the red for the show, let's see.

Okay. Maybe the snake for dinner.

The first Milan trip was so much crazy
pressure for the campaign.

And now it's like I get to be here. I
get to see the campaign picks up all

the city. Go into the stores and see the
clothes. Sit in the front row and watch

a different collection.

No pressure.

This is so pretty.

Chloe decided not to go to Milan.

She still has a lot to deal with at
home.

But Chloe was my ride or die Milan
baddie. I need her here.

Bottom line.

Hi, son.

Did you have fun with Tristan?

Yeah, I love you.

I love you. What did you guys do?

He took you to the Nike store.

Okay, bye. I love you. Wait, you didn't
tell me he was taking you shopping.

I love you.

Okay, let me try another kid.

Hey, how's the hot chocolate stand? Oh,
you're burning sage in the house.

We both made like 300.

Wait, who's with you? You can't have a
fire on. Get out of my house.

Oh, you're saging my bathtub.

Well, I miss you.

Is Salmon shy there?

Don't make him mad.

I mean, my kids could care less that I'm
gone or having the time of their life

and have completely taken over my house
like they run it.

All my kids hang up on me.

Courtney messaged me.

She sent this picture of my dad in
college.

Oh, my God.

So... Courtney texts me, and I feel like

it's a step in the right direction of
moving past it and moving past all of

drama. I want her here.

I think we've both said things that were
not...

proud of, but anyone who has sisters or
siblings knows the dynamic.

You could get into a crazy fight and
then, you know, you could send each

funny text and everything's all good.

I feel so ready for tomorrow.

I am getting the chance to see my entire
collection for the first time in

person, in stores. I'm so excited.

So many people came out. It's such a
warm welcome.

Thank you for coming to the store.

Oh, I have that.

Oh, my God.

How cute.

It looks so amazing in the store.

It really does.

Yeah. I think this was just like a
deeper project for me, and I think I'm

much better because of it. I put my all
into it, and I faced a really big fear,

and it's here, and it's in stores, and
it was just, it's so cool to know people

really like it.

Crazy feeling being in the Dolce store.

All of the pieces from the collection
are in here.

Okay, ready?

So are they going to see up my dress?

Let's see.

Hi, guys.

Hi, Milan.

Hi, guys.

Come shop with us.

Seeing my vision come to life is just so
special.

But of course, this trip would have been
so much better if my sisters were here

with me.

I just wish we were all here together.

You know, this shit will never get old.
Let me say that.

I'm ready.

Ass is out, nipples out.

Yeah, it's going to be a great day.

I'm going to rip my jeans even more.

Well, shalom.

Shabbat shalom.

On Friday, the shalom is good.

Oh, my God.

How's your back doing?

Still hurts pretty bad.

We are getting Scott's MRI results
today, and I think Scott maybe needs to

realize these things are fixable. You
can't let it get you down.

Hi, Dr. Cox.

Nice to meet you. You can jump on the
table.

So, I know we chatted on the phone a
little bit. You're in a car accident.

Yeah. Since then, everything has changed
in my life. Like, I haven't been able

to run around. I've gained weight.

And you're doing some treatment, which
wasn't really helping you much. I did a

couple hours with this woman in Santa
Monica.

I'm not into, like, spiritual healing at
all.

Yeah.

And she was like, just, you know,
microdose some shrooms.

Because I was like, not for me.

So that's why I'm like, all right. But
you have to ignore the pain by

microdosing. It was insanity.

I'll be honest. There's good news and
bad news with the MRI. You're kind of on

that cusp of possibly needing surgery.

The good news is you can save it without
doing surgery.

But you have to really be, like, locked
in.

It takes work.

Yes. I mean, whatever I got to do to not
get.

Like open back surgery. You have a
little window, but it's closing on you.

right, let's open up that window.

God, I'm telling you, you're going to
feel so much better if you do this on a

regular. You're so young, you can't live
like this.

I'm almost 40.

What does that mean? I can't wait to be
in my 40s.

30s have been a disaster.

I mean, what happened between Tristan
and I was a very traumatic experience.

Then there was surrogacy, cancer scares.

But I just think that there's no way
this can continue into my 40s because I

might nap one day. I'm just excited. So
let a girl be excited. And please don't

make me think too hard about it because
I don't know what I'm expecting. And I

just want it to be great.

Scott, what do you do before you hurt
your back for fun? Would you like?

Sex. Sex? Like recreationally? Mm -hmm.
Yeah. But now I can't move. Right.

I'm terrible.

So isn't that motivation to like fix
your back? Get back on the wagon.

Yeah, you are actually deteriorating
before our eyes, and I'm not going to

this happen.

That's pretty damn hot.

And don't be a pussy.

Okay, turn it up.

I really don't want to get back in
surgery. Sounds like hell. All right,

fella. You're good to go. Good to see
you. Thank you so much.

You'll probably meet some guys here.

Feeling good.

And I figure better off doing the
therapy than getting possibly

abused by her. So I'm happy to commit to
that. And then on my 40th birthday or

something, maybe me and you.

What? What?

Me and you what? I don't know. You heard
him.

You might have bumped your head as well.

Maybe you need a brain. No, but on my
40th birthday, maybe I'll feel better.

Yeah, maybe you'll feel better.

Let's get in the car, you little fella.

Doesn't seem like we're getting
anywhere.

Yeah.

Look at this. Oh, she's in the D &G
look. She's in my line.

Look at all the paparazzi here.

That's so cool. I haven't seen, like,
one of my looks besides, like, on my

friend, you know?

Oh my God, I'm so excited to see you.

How are you?

I love you much. You weren't nervous.

It just feels like such a relief to kind
of like walk in and watch a show, then

be behind and be so nervous.

To have to walk out, that was my most
nervous part, is just to have to walk

Now I can just sit and chill and enjoy
the beauty.

not dress the way that I was.

The show was so good.

It was really nice to see it from, like,
the other side.

I don't think I've ever been to a Dolce
show before.

And I loved it.

No,

no, not bad. Not bad.

Michelle Maroney. This is why I wanted
Chloe to come. It's like the Dolce crew

back together. The Italian men. Like,
how fun.

Because you were Italian, it was like
the jokes that, like, we have to find

to introduce you to chloe didn't come
this time no she wanted to but yeah see

chloe you missed you missed your shot
you need to get up out of calabasas

and go meet people i love it i love you
i

love you okay i'm gonna change

Look at these stairs.

I know.

I'm going to have to walk up. Look at
this. Each and every stair one by one

thousands of people. This is insane.

I

think overall

when you can walk away from an
experience feeling like you learned so

the way and challenged yourself, I think
it's a win.

The lawn has been a whirlwind. It's so
much fun.

But when we started, I feel like Court
and I weren't really in a great place.

And we've been texting this whole trip.
So I feel, like, relieved and good.

She's my sister. Come on. We're not
fighting like that forever.

This is so pretty with the flowers and
everything.

So amazing.

Kitty, you're not going outside.

You have it really good here. I don't
know why you want to leave.

This cat is crazy.

Big guy's sleeping.

Some good rest.

He looks good, though. He's doing
better.

Tristan is here because he's still
living with me while his house is being

fixed. And, of course...

Tristan could have gone to a hotel, but
his brother needs a lot of full -time,

24 -hour care with the help of nurses
and medical staff, and a hotel isn't

really a good place for that.

And, you know, I love him, and I want
the best for him.

Sometimes he doesn't sleep well. His
seizures are triggered by sleep.

You're like a full doctor, you know
everything.

No, I just know a lot about him.

Yeah.

Amari has epilepsy, and his form of
epilepsy is LGS.

It's one of the most severe types of
epilepsy.

So there's no playbook. There's no rule
book. We don't know what the hell we're

doing. And I say we because I am on all
of his medical stuff for Amari.

After, you know, everything's happened
with my mom, like, I needed someone that

can help me through this, and you've
answered the call.

Of course.

I definitely feel overwhelmed, but
nothing that I can't handle.

Like, I just want to help in any way
that I can help relieve some sort of

responsibility to people that are
grieving the loss of their mother.

Listen, with my dad, when he died, I
didn't think straight for three years,

minimum. I just remember finally seeing
light at the end of the tunnel three

years later.

So I can't imagine losing my mom and
then having the responsibility of taking

care of anyone.

Because you barely want to take care of
yourself.

You're just like, at least I did. And
you just want to be depressed. And you

have every right to be.

And so, well, always just be there. It's
the right thing to do.

Yeah. But you have to figure out how we
take care of him. Yeah. Mari loves you.

He loves Coco. Oh, no. He's like this
girl again.

I don't know if this sounds really dark,
and I don't even know if anyone would

understand this. I'm going to say it.

But I feel like I'm equipped with the
tools because of what I went through

Lamar, who couldn't walk, who was
bedridden, who couldn't speak for

With my ex -husband, when he was in his
coma, like some of the doctors were

like, he can't hear, like he's brain
damaged.

I would play music that I knew he liked,
and I would just always talk to him.

And then when he was able to talk, he
would say, I heard everything you would

say. I would try to talk to you.

And I was like, I knew it.

So, like, who knows how much Amari
knows?

I don't think that is the most beautiful
people, the most talented.

Well, I need to talk to him about that.

I think I'm at capacity.

Right.

So when Kristen moves out, are you
prepared for that?

I don't know.

I don't know.

Next on, the Kardashians.

Soccer moms unite.

One, two, three. Look how cool this is.
Our boys love soccer.

It is so exciting to be in the stadium.
It's such an amazing bonding experience.

Are you ever lonely?

Yeah, all the time. I would love to go
to a matchmaker for you.

So may the best girl win.

Hello. Do you feel like we work for The
Bachelor? I know it's a little

intimidating, but just we don't bite. I
promise. I believe in love.

Malika and I just landed near Pelican
Bay Prison. We're going to meet with

people that have, like, life sentences.

Even a butter knife in prison, something
like that, you will be in those little

cages that you saw.

Whenever you're ready to admit to me
that you fucked up big time with me, I

not fuck up big time. I've never heard.
We put a Band -Aid over a bullet hole.

No, you misunderstood.

Because you're just somewhere else.
You're spiraling.

I think we have more things to work out.
Where I am at with Tristan has nothing

to do with what I expect my family
members to do. What was mine set when

cheated?

You're asking me?

Who else am I talking to?