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Okay, um,
what's my favorite film?
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Ah, that's… Okay,
Conformist…
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- It was a tie. And-And, uh, Last Tango.
- Last Tango wasn't…
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- Hey, look at that.
- Oh.
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Mmm.
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- Wow.
- Okay, favorite author?
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Dr. Seuss.
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Yes, and…
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Uh, Simone de Beauvoir.
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Correct.
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Best kiss? I mean, that we've had.
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First one. And the last one.
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- Are we going down here?
- Yeah.
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- Shit.
- Come on.
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- Careful.
- Whoo!
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Whoo! You got a coin?
Come on, we gotta make a wish.
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Who's got coins?
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- Oh, I do.
- Y-You do?
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Gelato.
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- No, you go first.
- You first.
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No, you.
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Well, what did you wish for?
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- I can't tell you.
- Come on.
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- Won't come true.
- No, Coop, come on. Tell me, tell me.
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Okay.
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I'm really wishing and praying…
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that you do not fall in love with me.
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Okay. And… And why would that be?
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Well, there's so much you're gonna miss
about me when I'm gone.
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Like what?
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Well, like how I do not snore.
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You don't?
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And how I pull out the chairs for you
at restaurants and open doors.
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- Mmm. That's true.
- And how I kiss you from head to toe.
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Stopping for a while
somewhere in the middle.
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A very long time.
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Mmm. I do like that.
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I know.
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We're ready for you.
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Your interview subject's name
is Ashley Sanders.
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And she is?
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He.
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…within blast range.
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Hey, Ashley.
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I'm Special Agent Cooper Madsen.
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Hi. Ashley Sanders.
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Some outfit they got you in.
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Yeah, uh…
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So, uh… [clears throat] …you saw this, uh,
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Harper Rose walk into the cafeteria?
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- Yes.
- And how was she?
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Pale, um, shaky, uh, not herself.
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And I stayed away, you know,
I-I-I was, like,
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away across the room, you know.
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I thought she had fucking COVID
or some shit.
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- I didn't wanna catch it, so, um…
- Yeah.
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- Did you know the people sitting with her?
- Um, yes.
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I mean, kind of, not really, um…
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Britney, the one that… …she, uh…
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- Threw out the window?
- Yeah.
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Um, she was, uh, she was cool.
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She-She gave me some
lip balms once.
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You know, at Vogue,
they get all these, like,
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amazing, cool products,
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but most of the girls who work there
are, like, total snobs.
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They're, like, third-generation wealth
who pulled some strings
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to get some entry-level dream job,
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and now they all look down
at guys like me, like, you know.
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Why?
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Because I work at GQ, and I'm, like,
the assistant fitness editor.
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It's below them or something.
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- I knew the gay guy too.
- How?
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Um, not to be homophobic or anything,
but he was sort of notorious for, like,
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hanging around the men's bathrooms
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and checking the fitness dudes' cocks
out at the urinals
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and stuff like that, so…
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Yeah, he was always, like,
"cruise-y."
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And, um, I don't know,
I never had a problem showing off,
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so I'd give him a little show,
and I don't know…
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It made me feel superior and, like,
pick me up on down days, I guess.
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Sorry, I don't know
why I'm telling you this.
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No, it's all right. It's all right.
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Um, so you knew Harper?
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- Yeah.
- In what way?
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She was, like, sort of…
…so beautiful,
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like, unattainable, you know,
kind of a snobby bitch, honestly, like…
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Yeah, she was new in town.
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She-She-She didn't really know anybody,
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and, um, it started with me, like,
taking her to clubs, concerts, everything.
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Yeah,
I think I actually really…
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I actually really loved her.
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Um, yeah, I loved her.
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And…
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Hey, it's gonna be all right, okay?
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- It's okay. You're gonna be all right.
- Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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I'm-I'm…
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Thank you for being kind, man. I'm, like…
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They've kinda been treating us
like animals, you know.
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Fuck, man.
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Is this, like…
…the end of the world?
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Not if I can help it.
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Why the fuck did she explode?
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Is she, like, a suicide bomber
or a fucking terrorist?
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Well, that's what
we're trying to figure out.
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You know, they took my blood,
um, without asking me.
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Uh, they didn't tell me, like…
…what it was for or why.
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Um, do you know when
we're gonna get those results?
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I do not.
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Anyway.
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Yeah, so it was, like, personal for me.
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Um, I loved her, uh, even if
she didn't love me back, you know.
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We fucked a few times, she ghosted me.
It was, like, one of those…
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You had sex with her?
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Dude… Oral, anal, everything.
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Did you use protection?
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I mean, honestly, like, I'm not trying
to, like, kiss-and-tell, like…
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But, like, she was a fucking freak
in the sack, like a lion.
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Like, I couldn't keep up,
like, rough shit too.
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Like, I would pull her hair…
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Dude, also, the sheer amount.
Like, unquenchable.
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What's happening?
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- Whoa, what's happening?
- Hey.
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- What did I do? I'm sorry!
- Hey, hey!
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- Hey, help me! Please, help me!
- Easy! Easy!
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Freeze! Stop moving. We will shoot.
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We have a possible infected.
Repeat, possible infected down here.
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One second.
I just need to call my boyfriend, please.
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Please, just one second.
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I'll do anything. I swear I won't leave.
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But please just give me one second.
Can I…
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Look…
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What are you do…
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Ow! Fuck! That hurts! Please…
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Can someone please tell me
what's going on? Okay? Please.
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Please. There's a person in here, okay?
God. Fuck.
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Ow, fuck.
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Relax, Manny.
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I just don't understand
why I have to be strapped in here, okay?
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Please, just talk to me
like a person!
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Please, just…
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Stay still, sir.
This is the last one.
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What is that for?
Fuck.
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Hi, Manny.
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Fuck. Who are you?
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- My name is Cooper.
- Are you gonna help me, please?
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Can you get me out of here?
I'm trying to get outta here.
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I just want to see my mom, okay? Fuck.
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Fuck, can somebody help me, please?
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Manny, relax, relax. My name is Cooper.
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I'm here to ask you some questions, okay?
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What? Like a fucking FBI agent
or something?
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Yeah.
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That… Are you kidding? I was joking.
Are you serious? That was a guess.
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Oh, my God. Fuck. Is this a joke?
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Okay, okay,
something's going on with me, okay?
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I'm really hot. I'm so fucking hot.
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Okay, are you hot?
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Look, I-I-I know you're hot.
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Clearly, you're hot, that's not what
I mean. You're hot and you're masked,
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you're hot,
but like, are you burning up? Fuck.
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Manny. Manny,
I just need you to focus, okay?
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You have such a kind face. Okay.
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Please, are you gonna help me
get out of here? Please!
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I'll see what I can do, okay?
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Your friend Harper--
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Yeah, the one who blew up
in my fucking face?
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Can you think of anyone else
she was spending time with?
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Who the fuck knows?
She's a hot, stuck-up gash.
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It's that glow in her eyes
right before she went fucking nuts.
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That's what's burned into my mind.
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Okay, what the fuck was that?
Like, what's going on?
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Is she an alien? Is she a robot?
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All right. Just try to relax.
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I'll relax when somebody tells me
when I can get the fuck out of here!
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We can talk about that when we
get these fever spikes under control.
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You should stand back.
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What do you mean? Why stand back?
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Why do you have to stand back?
What's wrong with me?
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Sir, please don't do that.
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Please! Oh, please,
just talk to me like a person, okay?
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This is so fucking inhumane.
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Please, you guys are fucking
assholes!
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Please. They said that I was positive,
but I've been on PrEP for years, okay?
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That's gotta help, right? Won't that help?
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We're waiting on the CDC labs
for guidance.
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The CDC. Fuck, that doesn't sound good.
Oh, my God.
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This is something unfamiliar.
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That's why contact tracing
is so important right now.
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Okay. Can you at least…
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Please, can you get someone
to bring me my dogs?
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Okay? They have really bad anxiety,
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and my boyfriend
always forgets their meds.
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Pooh Bear has Crohn's disease.
He's gonna shit all over my rugs.
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Sir, if you don't relax,
we're gonna be forcing medic--
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- Guys! Guys.
- Please.
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Manny, Manny, I'm gonna see
what I can do about your dogs, okay?
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What kind of dogs do you have?
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A labradoodle and a terrier.
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I had a Jack Russell growing up.
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A smart dog.
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It did shit on the carpet
a lot, though.
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Yeah.
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Listen, Manny, I know this is difficult,
but you're gonna be okay.
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I'm scared, man. I'm scared.
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Manny, I need you to think.
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Who else was Harper spending time with?
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You know, it's funny,
I used to hate holding people's hands.
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I drove every boyfriend I ever had crazy.
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Sweaty palms are gross, right?
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Anyways, bottoming and, like,
giving head and stuff,
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that's more my love language anyways.
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But I…
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What's gonna happen to me?
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They won't let my family in here.
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As soon as I get the green light,
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I'm gonna make sure they're right
by your side. Okay?
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Okay.
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Fuck! Ow!
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Heart rate's gone through the roof.
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- Manny. Hey, stay with me, Manny.
- Ow! Fuck!
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What the fuck is happening?
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Code yellow. Need some help in here.
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Sir, please stop doing that.
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Somebody help me, please!
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Somebody help me!
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Fuck!
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Manny!
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Manny.
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No, no!
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Jesus Christ.
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Help! Somebody help me!
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Seal the goddamn exit!
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Please, make it stop.
Please, make it stop.
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Chimps, man. Cute and cuddly
until they're not.
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I blame that goddamn Curious George.
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Everyone thinks they can be
The Man in The Yellow Hat.
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Did you hear the 911 call?
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You can hear their friends screaming
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while the monkey goes ape shit.
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I hear he ate her face
after he ripped it off.
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What the…
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Open it.
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- Officer.
- Open the door.
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Officer, you need to understand--
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FBI, open the fucking door right now.
248
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Breathtaking, isn't it?
249
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What the fuck are these?
250
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:18,908
We're turning a tragedy into hope.
251
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To call them donors is crass.
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I call them my epidermis angels.
253
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Beautiful people,
who left the earth far too soon.
254
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And who were so generous as to pass along
their good fortune to others.
255
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Skin grafts, preserved in their entirety,
and waiting to be gifted.
256
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Protect them, please!
257
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Do not let beauty be wasted on the dead!
258
00:20:33,274 --> 00:20:34,400
What?
259
00:20:35,693 --> 00:20:37,153
What the fuck am I?
260
00:20:45,202 --> 00:20:47,163
What the fuck am I?
261
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You did this to me!
262
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What have you done? My angels.
263
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Enough propofol to stop a grizzly.
264
00:21:53,938 --> 00:21:55,897
Manny! Stop!
265
00:21:55,898 --> 00:21:59,235
Stand down.
We have the place surrounded.
266
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Stay where you are.
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Turn around, slowly.
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00:22:11,747 --> 00:22:13,039
Now!
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Don't shoot, we need him alive!
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Shit.
271
00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:58,961
W-W-W-Wait! Wait!
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Fuck.
273
00:24:30,928 --> 00:24:31,970
Buongiorno.
274
00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:33,389
Yo, what's up?
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00:24:35,474 --> 00:24:36,557
Grazie.
276
00:24:36,558 --> 00:24:38,476
- Can you work on him a little bit, please?
- Yes.
277
00:24:56,286 --> 00:25:00,124
I like this tie right here,
that's beautiful, perfetto.
278
00:25:03,669 --> 00:25:05,421
The blue, thank you.
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00:25:17,641 --> 00:25:18,725
Whoo!
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Make it tight.
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Tighter.
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Tighter.
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Sleeker.
284
00:25:56,180 --> 00:25:57,639
Now we're talking.
285
00:26:13,405 --> 00:26:18,451
No. I told you, no saliva exchange, ever.
286
00:26:18,452 --> 00:26:21,288
That's over for you now.
Not that you ever had it.
287
00:26:21,872 --> 00:26:23,623
And no blow jobs for you either.
288
00:26:23,624 --> 00:26:26,543
Pre-cum is a contagion agent.
Those are the rules for you now.
289
00:26:31,465 --> 00:26:33,382
There you go, you're doing good.
290
00:26:39,348 --> 00:26:41,225
Ooh.
291
00:26:42,768 --> 00:26:46,479
Oh, big finish. Big finish.
292
00:26:49,024 --> 00:26:50,400
Okay.
293
00:26:54,071 --> 00:26:55,405
Jesus!
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Maria.
295
00:26:59,118 --> 00:27:01,537
All right. Good.
296
00:27:02,037 --> 00:27:05,415
Grazie, Maria.
It's always good to see you.
297
00:27:06,792 --> 00:27:10,795
Okay, well, thank you for the tutelage.
It's always a pleasure.
298
00:27:10,796 --> 00:27:12,755
- I'll see you soon.
- No, you won't.
299
00:27:12,756 --> 00:27:15,425
His dick was too big.
I won't walk straight for a week.
300
00:27:27,020 --> 00:27:28,312
Good shit.
301
00:27:28,313 --> 00:27:30,064
There you go.
302
00:27:30,065 --> 00:27:31,066
All right.
303
00:27:32,401 --> 00:27:33,527
Okay.
304
00:27:35,737 --> 00:27:37,572
All right, well, pack your bags.
305
00:27:37,573 --> 00:27:39,992
- We're being summoned.
- Where?
306
00:27:40,951 --> 00:27:42,994
CDC. They got a live one.
307
00:28:29,666 --> 00:28:32,627
How I look forward
to my monthly poke, Ray.
308
00:28:32,628 --> 00:28:35,296
My skin gets tighter, my ass gets higher.
309
00:28:35,297 --> 00:28:38,507
I can fuck five times a day
and still be hard as a rock.
310
00:28:38,508 --> 00:28:40,093
Science is amazing.
311
00:28:42,679 --> 00:28:45,848
I have to say, sir,
you look surprisingly buoyant,
312
00:28:45,849 --> 00:28:49,143
- considering what's happening out there.
- It's a good day, Ray.
313
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It's a very good fucking day.
314
00:28:51,688 --> 00:28:53,940
Michael Bay chopped
his post-production schedule,
315
00:28:53,941 --> 00:28:56,233
so all the digital
and linear advertising of the shop
316
00:28:56,234 --> 00:28:58,153
will be ready to roll out
by September 9th.
317
00:28:58,820 --> 00:29:00,363
World Beauty Day.
318
00:29:00,364 --> 00:29:01,823
It'll be here before we know it.
319
00:29:02,324 --> 00:29:03,908
World Beauty Day, sir?
320
00:29:03,909 --> 00:29:06,369
World Beauty Day is a holiday
that already exists.
321
00:29:06,370 --> 00:29:08,663
It was created
as an opportunity to meditate
322
00:29:08,664 --> 00:29:10,247
on what beauty means to us.
323
00:29:10,248 --> 00:29:13,501
So fucking lame, meaningless,
like fucking Arbor day.
324
00:29:13,502 --> 00:29:16,587
Not anymore. I'm co-opting it, it's mine.
325
00:29:16,588 --> 00:29:18,507
It's our Pharmaceutical Launch D-Day.
326
00:29:19,216 --> 00:29:22,134
Exploding models on cell phone cameras
is not ideal,
327
00:29:22,135 --> 00:29:25,388
but this kind of negative exposure
was always baked in the cake.
328
00:29:25,389 --> 00:29:28,015
Whenever you have cutting edge,
market-expanding stuff like this,
329
00:29:28,016 --> 00:29:31,018
you're going to have product hijackers
and black-market salesmen
330
00:29:31,019 --> 00:29:32,395
ripping you off.
331
00:29:32,396 --> 00:29:34,271
The cock is out of the condom, my friend.
332
00:29:34,272 --> 00:29:36,315
It's a little sooner than I'd hoped for.
333
00:29:36,316 --> 00:29:38,359
But between social media and legacy,
334
00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:41,989
it's a goddamn miracle I've been able
to keep a lid on things as long as I have.
335
00:29:43,115 --> 00:29:45,492
Sadly, we anticipated this scenario.
336
00:29:47,911 --> 00:29:49,620
I anticipated this.
337
00:29:49,621 --> 00:29:52,915
After your lab-coat losers
stole my formula,
338
00:29:52,916 --> 00:29:57,420
I spent every waking minute trying to keep
this fucking leaky-ass boat afloat.
339
00:29:57,421 --> 00:30:00,172
You have no patience.
340
00:30:00,173 --> 00:30:02,426
Progress is still being made.
341
00:30:03,593 --> 00:30:05,052
Product perfected.
342
00:30:05,053 --> 00:30:08,097
Fucking product.
You've had fucking years. Okay, dude?
343
00:30:08,098 --> 00:30:10,182
Do I strike you as a progress kind of guy?
344
00:30:10,183 --> 00:30:14,270
Like a half measure, mediocrity,
clappity-clap, A-for-effort type fuck?
345
00:30:14,271 --> 00:30:18,024
Ignition ketosis has proven to be
a very difficult problem to solve.
346
00:30:18,025 --> 00:30:20,401
Yeah, well, now it's gonna drive sales.
347
00:30:20,402 --> 00:30:24,030
Between Paris and this cafeteria calamity,
I'm embracing the pivot.
348
00:30:24,031 --> 00:30:27,116
We're focusing on these, the boosters.
349
00:30:27,117 --> 00:30:29,035
They solve our side effects.
They buy us time.
350
00:30:29,036 --> 00:30:30,579
They're gonna make me a shit ton of money.
351
00:30:31,246 --> 00:30:32,663
That's not sustainable.
352
00:30:32,664 --> 00:30:34,583
You can't be so shortsighted.
353
00:30:35,709 --> 00:30:38,753
Clearly, you're not tolerating
the new formula as well as I'd hoped.
354
00:30:38,754 --> 00:30:41,505
Do you think this hypomaniac business…
355
00:30:41,506 --> 00:30:43,383
is a side effect of the doses wearing off?
356
00:30:46,094 --> 00:30:48,346
Better make it a holiday pour,
just to be safe.
357
00:30:53,810 --> 00:31:00,233
Considering we're on day 1,238,
I'd say we're doing quite well.
358
00:31:00,734 --> 00:31:03,527
That's exactly why we're accelerating
the business plan.
359
00:31:03,528 --> 00:31:05,279
No more testing, no more protocols.
360
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:07,156
September 9th, World Beauty Day.
361
00:31:07,157 --> 00:31:08,283
It's on the fucking schedule.
362
00:31:08,867 --> 00:31:11,035
Even if we abandon testing phases--
363
00:31:11,036 --> 00:31:12,161
Mm-hmm, double production.
364
00:31:12,162 --> 00:31:14,038
Buy another factory, I don't give a shit.
365
00:31:14,039 --> 00:31:15,706
I already told
the quarter-zips in marketing
366
00:31:15,707 --> 00:31:18,584
to buy up all the digital ad inventory,
so it's happening. It's done.
367
00:31:18,585 --> 00:31:20,127
But further testing is needed.
368
00:31:20,128 --> 00:31:23,130
Clearly, it's been mutating
out in the wild,
369
00:31:23,131 --> 00:31:25,592
changing its behavior,
creating new versions.
370
00:31:26,593 --> 00:31:28,260
None of that matters.
371
00:31:28,261 --> 00:31:31,430
I'm giving them
an injectable Instagram filter.
372
00:31:31,431 --> 00:31:33,182
This is the attention economy.
373
00:31:33,183 --> 00:31:35,560
Instant gratification at all costs.
374
00:31:36,895 --> 00:31:38,938
We live in a world of perpetual upgrades,
375
00:31:38,939 --> 00:31:41,732
from iPhones to toothpastes
to semaglutides.
376
00:31:41,733 --> 00:31:45,111
If my boosters keep them alive
and forever young,
377
00:31:45,112 --> 00:31:46,445
they'll be begging for it.
378
00:31:46,446 --> 00:31:48,657
Like a diabetic cries out for insulin.
379
00:31:49,241 --> 00:31:51,367
That's, like, what, six shots a day?
380
00:31:51,368 --> 00:31:52,618
There he is.
381
00:31:52,619 --> 00:31:54,329
Hey.
382
00:31:57,624 --> 00:31:58,707
You know what, Ray?
383
00:31:58,708 --> 00:32:01,710
Just to spite you, water down the doses
and we'll double production.
384
00:32:01,711 --> 00:32:03,587
Instead of once a month,
we'll give it to them once a week.
385
00:32:03,588 --> 00:32:05,757
Price stays the same. Good talk, Ray.
386
00:32:29,239 --> 00:32:31,950
Hello, you've reached me, Jordan…
387
00:33:05,525 --> 00:33:07,735
- Oh, Cooper.
- Hi, Mrs. Allen.
388
00:33:07,736 --> 00:33:09,862
So happy to see you,
you've been traveling for so long.
389
00:33:09,863 --> 00:33:11,198
Yeah, yeah.
390
00:33:11,865 --> 00:33:12,866
Uh…
391
00:33:13,700 --> 00:33:15,577
I'm just here to pick up Nine Lives.
392
00:33:18,496 --> 00:33:19,622
My cat?
393
00:33:19,623 --> 00:33:20,999
I'm so sorry.
394
00:33:21,833 --> 00:33:25,503
Nine Lives died two months ago.
395
00:33:26,838 --> 00:33:28,089
I'm so sorry.
396
00:33:32,260 --> 00:33:33,719
Oh.
397
00:34:33,780 --> 00:34:34,781
Jordan?
398
00:35:00,140 --> 00:35:01,141
Can I help you?
399
00:35:01,725 --> 00:35:02,726
Cooper.
400
00:35:05,312 --> 00:35:06,688
I'm sorry, do I know you?
401
00:35:07,731 --> 00:35:08,732
Cooper, it's me.
402
00:35:11,026 --> 00:35:12,277
It's Jordan.29976
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