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♪ Their mission - save the world
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♪ Fight any crime and evil ambition
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♪ BFFs in action
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♪ Fun agents
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♪ With gadgets and passion
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♪ One, two, three, girls
Hurry up, you're gonna win
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♪ Totally Spies! ♪
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All systems are go. Copy that.
Receiving coordinates for targeting.
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Mm.
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We're ready for launch,
Supreme Leader.
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At last... victory shall be mine!
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MINIONS: Praise Alex! Praise Alex!
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LAUGHS MANIACALLY
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There's the bibliography.
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Now you just need
to write the report.
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On it!
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Weren't you and Mandy supposed
to write that report together?
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She's too worried about Zoozoo.
Who's Zoozoo?
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CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS
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Oh!
SOBS
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Oh, Zoozoo! Mwah, mwah, mwah!
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She's Mandy's pet iguana.
Aw, the poor thing's sick.
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Mandy's flying her
all the way to England
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to see the world's top iguanalogist.
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You seriously fell for
the sick iguana routine?
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BOY GRUMBLES,
CLEARS THROAT
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Oh, sorry.
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Alex, Mandy knows
you have a soft spot for animals.
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She probably made Zoozoo up
so that you'd do her work.
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Ah, nah! No-one could be that evil.
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BOTH: Mandy can!
BOY SCOFFS
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Seriously?
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BOTH CHUCKLE AWKWARDLY
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You two always see the worst
in people.
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I choose to see the light...
CHIMING, THEY EXCLAIM
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LOUD THUD
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ALEX MOANS
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Oh! Nice lumbar support.
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That chair is a part
of your next assignment.
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According to
our intelligence reports,
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the world's largest crime syndicates
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are working together
on a secret project.
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Whoa! That is one evil org chart.
What are they up to?
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All we know is a name -
Operation Villain Revenge.
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That doesn't sound
very hugs and puppies.
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No, it does not.
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Your mission, spies,
is to find out what the operation is
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and shut it down
prior to any revenge-wreaking.
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Cool! And, um, how are
we going to do that exactly?
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By becoming villains yourselves,
of course!
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ALL: What?!
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The only way you'll expose
Operation Villain Revenge
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is if you join it.
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To help you, WOOHP's created
a villainous enterprise,
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complete with a lair
and minions for you to command.
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Wait, you want us to go undercover
as supervillains?
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Oh, no, only one of you
will be a supervillain.
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The other two
will be her loyal henchwomen.
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I call dibs on supervillain.
Hey!
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Come on!
But I want to be the supervillain!
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Uh-uh! No way.
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Nuh-uh! I'm way supervillainier
than you two!
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SIGHS
Alex had dibs.
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You two can be supervillains
next time.
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SAM AND CLOVER GRUMBLE
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SHE SQUEALS AND GIGGLES
That's my villain laugh.
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Yeah, you might want
to work on that.
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Now, let's get your gadgets.
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TOBY: Heads up!
HE LAUGHS
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Introducing
the all-new plasma-powered jetpack!
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Dibs!
SAM AND CLOVER: Grr!
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Not to worry. Ho-ho-ho!
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Toby Claus has gizmos for all!
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HE SCREAMS AND GRUNTS
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LOUD THUD, CLATTERING
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CLEARS HIS THROAT
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These are confusion-gas-shooting
sweet potato chips,
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and this is
a flyaway hair finishing stick
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that actually flies...
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...a bit.
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I have got to get better at dibs.
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Remember, spies,
the minions in your lair are real.
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You must behave
like proper villains,
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or you'll jeopardise
the entire mission.
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Now, go be bad.
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THEY EXCLAIM
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Yuck! This place reeks even worse
than this mission.
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ALL: Hyah!
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AUTOMATED VOICE:
'Villains identified.'
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MINION: Welcome, my evil ladies!
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On second thought,
maybe I could get used to this.
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Greetings!
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It's an honour to finally meet you,
Supreme Leader.
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Supreme who? Oh, yeah! Um...
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Hi! Hi, everyone!
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WHISPERS: Psst, Alex,
you're supposed to be evil.
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Right! I mean, uh...
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Grr!
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Yes.
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Perhaps Your Radiance
would like a tour of the facilities?
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ALEX GASPS
Awesome!
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Lair tour, here we go! Choo-choo!
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This is our piranha pool.
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Their mere presence is enough
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to make
even the bravest agents gulp.
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BELL RINGS
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COW MOOS
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Actually, it's a myth
that piranhas are dangerous.
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They mainly eat fruit.
BELL RINGS
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MINION: I work so hard
and they don't even like it!
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SOBS
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KISSY NOISES,
COW MOOS
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MINION CONTINUES SOBBING
There, there, Number 27.
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I'm sure she didn't mean it.
I'm sorry.
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It's not often a henchperson knows
so much about marine biology.
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Oh, I'm just really into fish.
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This is where
we transform our minions
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into ruthless gladiators.
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GRUNTS
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MINION: Now you.
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Oh, uh, you know, I totally would,
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but the dust,
it really messes up my allergies.
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Achoo!
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Also, you should hitch that belt up.
It'd really bring out your abs.
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Stop giving fashion tips
to the minions, Clover.
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Well, this was most... unusual.
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But I'm sure your presentation
will go well. To the big table!
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CHAIR BEEPS
Whoa! Oh!
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GASPS
Ooh! Is that a built-in massager?
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WHOOSHING,
MINION SCREAMS
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Oh, no! Is he all right?
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He's fine. The lava pit's
been drained for cleaning.
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We're all ready to hear
your plan now, Great One.
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My what?
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Your plan.
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Your diabolical scheme.
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The evil plot
that will place the entire world
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in our unmerciful clutches!
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MINIONS CHEER
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Oh, THAT plan!
CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY
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CLOVER CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY
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Just make something up!
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Right, sure.
So, uh... my plan, um...
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My plan is, um... is to...
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Ah!
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...tell everyone spoilers! Rarr!
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GASPS
No!
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BOTH CLEAR THROATS
MINION: Spoilers?
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Yes! What's more evil than spoilers?
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Imagine,
it's time for your favourite show
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and someone tells you
that Princess Dragonia...
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SINGS FANFARE
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...is her own twin sister?!
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MINION: She is?!
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Argh! That is so not cool!
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See?
Your Magnificence, we have a lair.
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It seems a waste to use all this
just for spoiling television shows.
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MINIONS MUTTER INDISTINCTLY
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Got it. OK, so,
I guess we'll do my other plan.
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Ah, you have another plan!
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Duh! And it's super evil.
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I just need a sec to go over
the deets with my henchwomen.
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Eek!
Ah!
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"Into fish"? What was I thinking?
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And me with the fashion tips!
GROANS
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And my spoiler plan.
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Yeah, that was probably
the worst part.
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Maybe I just don't have
what it takes to be a villain.
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Hey, we'll figure it out.
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Yeah, we just need
to come up with a diabolical scheme.
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GASPS
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I need 30 seconds
and one piece of paper.
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Introducing the evil plan generator!
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The what?
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You'll see. Just pick a colour.
And, Alex, you pick a number.
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Blue.
Four.
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One, two, three... Got it.
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We're going to take Big Ben
and launch it at the sun.
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Huh! It does sound
pretty villainous.
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We can't do that.
It's a national landmark.
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If we don't do something evil,
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we'll never find out
what Operation Villain Revenge is.
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Plus, we don't really need
to launch Big Ben at the sun.
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We just need everyone
to THINK we did.
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Once the mission's done,
we'll land it right back home.
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Hmm.
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BELLS RING
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MINION GASPS,
SPLASHING
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HE GROANS
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You really didn't have
to come with us.
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This could get dangerous.
You're worried about me?
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Sure!
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You're not just a minion.
You're a... friend-ion, right?
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Right.
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OK, Clover and I
will take care of those guards.
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Alex, can you and Number 14
handle the laser?
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On it! I mean,
yep, those are my orders.
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Oh, I don't want to fight good guys,
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especially not ones who have
to wear those hilarious outfits.
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We don't need to fight them.
We just need to confuse them.
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Hey!
BOTH COUGH
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Boy, we're really going to ruin
a lot of vacations.
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Indeed!
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Can I ask, how do you not feel bad
doing bad things to innocent people?
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Not that I do!
I'm just, you know, curious.
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I understand. In fact,
I used to be quite the do-gooder.
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All I wanted was to help,
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but every time I did,
they took advantage of me.
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That's when I realised
everyone's a villain!
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Oh, that can't be true.
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MANDY LAUGHS IN DISTANCE
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MANDY: That Alex! What a loser!
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THEY LAUGH
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And pose.
CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS
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Can you believe she fell for
the sick iguana routine?
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Ha!
Huh?
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GRUNTS ANGRILY
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THEY LAUGH,
CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS
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Great one. Your henchwomen
have befuddled the guards!
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Give me that laser.
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OK, everyone, say "loser"!
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WHIRRING
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GIRLS: Lo...
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CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS,
THEY SCREAM
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SCREAMING
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Yes! Separation complete!
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You're sure
we can fix it later, right?
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Positive. We're good
for grappling hooks, Toby.
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TOBY: 'Toby isn't here.'
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HE LAUGHS DEVIOUSLY
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I am Tobias, Toby's evil twin.
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Separated at birth,
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I was raised by a school
of super-intelligent sharks.
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CLOVER LAUGHS
No time for an origin story, Tobias.
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Just bring down the cables.
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OK, OK! Sheesh!
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Who's the loser now?
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SHE LAUGHS EVILLY
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BELL TOLLS
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Hurry up with those rockets!
You, I saw that look!
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Give me 50 lair-laps on the double!
MINION WHIMPERS
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Say, does Alex seem a little...
obsessed with power to you?
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I want MY face on THAT clock face!
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And where's my chia smoothie?!
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SLURPS
Um, you think you might be getting
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a little carried away?
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Yeah, what happened
to "see the light" Alex?
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More crushed ice!
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I'm just being a supervillain.
I'm not enjoying it or anything.
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SLURPS
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We're ready for the launch sequence,
Your Gloriousness.
252
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At last, victory shall be mine!
253
00:13:30,960 --> 00:13:32,959
MINIONS: Praise Alex! Praise Alex!
254
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LAUGHS MANIACALLY
255
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:37,959
Praise Alex! Praise Alex!
256
00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:39,959
SPIES GASP,
SCREAM
257
00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:40,960
Ha!
258
00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:44,960
MINIONS: Praise Number 14!
Praise Number 14!
259
00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:50,959
THEY GROAN
260
00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:52,959
What is this?
261
00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:55,959
Just a little thing called revenge.
262
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:56,959
Operation Villain Revenge,
263
00:13:56,960 --> 00:13:59,959
it's not about
the villains taking revenge.
264
00:13:59,960 --> 00:14:03,800
It's... about you taking revenge
on the villains!
265
00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:06,959
Bravo, Your Radiance.
266
00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:09,959
What? You mean, the minions?
267
00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:11,799
What do they have to venge about?
268
00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:12,959
Are you serious?
269
00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:15,959
Do you have any idea
what it's like to be a minion?
270
00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:17,959
We're bossed around all day,
271
00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:20,959
cleaning fish tanks,
bringing smoothies.
272
00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:23,959
NUMBER 27: Having
our favourite shows ruined!
273
00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:28,959
Yes, that, not to mention
risking our lives, and for what?
274
00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:31,959
You supervillains
never even say thank you.
275
00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:33,319
Well, no more.
276
00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:35,999
Now the minions are the masters!
277
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:39,959
We're going to throw out
the villains and unite,
278
00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:44,799
creating a single evil empire
that will rule the world.
279
00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:46,959
Hurrah!
MINIONS: Hurrah!
280
00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:51,799
As for you,
I hope you brought your sunblock,
281
00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:53,799
because your next destination is...
282
00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:56,960
London? Eurgh, must be a glitch. OK.
283
00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:00,959
OK, where was I?
284
00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:02,799
Oh, yes - the sun!
285
00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:06,959
Wait! Look, the thing is,
we're not actually villains.
286
00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:10,959
I thought that, too,
but then I heard you laugh.
287
00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:14,480
You ARE a villain, Alex,
just like everyone.
288
00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:17,959
Take 'em up!
289
00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:19,960
So long, Supreme Leader.
290
00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:27,799
AUTOMATED VOICE: 'Missile launch
in T-minus four minutes.'
291
00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:30,959
This is so not
how I pictured space tourism.
292
00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:32,959
Never mind about us.
293
00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:33,959
If Number 14 gets his way,
294
00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:36,959
the whole world
will be ruled by evil minions!
295
00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:38,639
It's all my fault.
296
00:15:38,640 --> 00:15:40,999
14's right - I am a villain!
297
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:43,959
What? No, you're not!
298
00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:46,959
Then why did I "mwah-ha-ha"?!
SOBS
299
00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:49,639
Because you're so good
most of the time,
300
00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:52,959
you probably needed
to let your assertive side out.
301
00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:53,959
Exactly!
302
00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:56,799
But that's not being a villain.
That's just normal.
303
00:15:56,800 --> 00:15:58,959
SNIFFLES
Do you really think I'm normal?
304
00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:01,959
No, I think you're
the kindest person I've ever met.
305
00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:05,959
Yeah. You're, like, the heart of us.
You always have been.
306
00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:08,959
SNIFFLES
Aw!
307
00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:10,959
Also, you're the most athletic,
308
00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:12,959
so how about you stop
feeling sorry for yourself
309
00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:14,960
and get us out of here?
310
00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:18,960
GASPS
Clover's flying finishing stick!
311
00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:27,960
We've only got one shot at this.
312
00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:34,639
ALL: Yes!
ALL GASP
313
00:16:34,640 --> 00:16:35,959
ALL: No!
314
00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:37,480
ALL SCREAM
315
00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:51,959
Definitely the most athletic.
316
00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:55,959
AUTOMATED VOICE: 'Missile launch
in T-minus three minutes.'
317
00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:57,159
We have to cancel this launch.
318
00:16:57,160 --> 00:16:59,959
And shut down the whole
minions-taking-over-the-world thing.
319
00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:03,959
We can do both.
We just need 14's access card.
320
00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:04,959
Right, let's split up.
321
00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:07,959
Whoever finds him gets
to use the shower first for a week!
322
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:09,960
CLOVER SQUEALS WITH EXCITEMENT
323
00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:13,640
Hmm.
324
00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:19,959
MINION: So, you think
my piranhas are harmless, do you?
325
00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:22,479
Well, let's see what you think now!
326
00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:23,959
Whoa!
SPLASHING
327
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:25,959
HE LAUGHS
328
00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:27,959
Hey there, fishies!
329
00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:29,959
Foolish fish!
330
00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:31,959
Hey, these fish are not foolish!
331
00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:34,479
They're a highly intelligent
social animal,
332
00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:35,960
which is more
than I can say for you.
333
00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:39,959
HE GRUNTS
334
00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:41,959
HE CHUCKLES DEVIOUSLY
335
00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:44,960
ALARM BLARES
MINION: Get her!
336
00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:52,959
Oh. Oh!
337
00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:54,959
GASPS
Oh, my gosh!
338
00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:56,959
You look so much better!
339
00:17:56,960 --> 00:17:58,799
You're totally rocking
that belt now.
340
00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:00,959
MINION: It shows abs!
341
00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:05,960
But boss say crush red woman,
so... boom!
342
00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:13,959
NUMBER 14: Why is it
you villains never stay down?
343
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:16,960
Haven't you noticed?
You always lose!
344
00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:22,959
I'm not the villain here.
I need that access card.
345
00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:26,960
Oh, you mean this? Here you go.
346
00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:30,800
Ha-ha-ha!
347
00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:34,960
You think everyone's a villain,
but it's not true!
348
00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:37,959
Sure seems that way!
349
00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:40,639
Look, I know what it's like
to be taken advantage of.
350
00:18:40,640 --> 00:18:41,960
It stinks!
351
00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:48,959
And revenge, it feels like justice,
352
00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:52,639
but in the end, it just turns you
into the person you hated,
353
00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:54,640
and that stinks even more.
354
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:59,959
Hey, can't we just go get a cookie
or something?
355
00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:01,960
I don't want a cookie.
SHE GASPS
356
00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:04,959
I want power!
357
00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:07,960
SHE SCREAMS
AUTOMATED VOICE: 'Blast-off!'
358
00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:11,960
Huh? Oh, no.
359
00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:32,959
Help me!
360
00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:34,960
Whoa! Argh!
Gotcha!
361
00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:40,959
You... You saved me?
362
00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:44,959
Duh! I told you, we're friend-ions.
363
00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:45,960
SIGHS
364
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:54,959
CLOVER GASPS
365
00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:56,960
Ah!
SHE PANTS
366
00:19:58,960 --> 00:19:59,960
Phew!
367
00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:03,959
Totally busted.
368
00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:05,960
Um, a little help?
MINION: Get her!
369
00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:07,959
On my way!
370
00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:13,479
AUTOMATED VOICE: 'Solar collision
in 15, 14, 13...'
371
00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:14,959
Please!
372
00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:15,960
SIGHS
373
00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:26,959
'Four, three, two...
374
00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:28,959
'Collision aborted.'
375
00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:30,959
SHE SIGHS
376
00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:33,959
I have to take you in now,
but for what it's worth,
377
00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:37,959
I promise we're going to catch
every last one of those guys.
378
00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:39,959
It's kind of what we do.
379
00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:40,960
THEY PANT
380
00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:44,960
Can you make them clean fish tanks?
381
00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:47,960
Totally.
GIGGLES
382
00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:55,959
NEWSREADER:
'Big Ben returned home today,
383
00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:57,959
'allowing tourists
to once again look away from it
384
00:20:57,960 --> 00:20:59,959
'while taking selfies.'
385
00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:03,959
Well, well,
look what the iguana dragged in.
386
00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:07,159
I'll have you know
my poor Zoozoo is still quite ill.
387
00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:08,799
MANDY GRUNTS
388
00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:10,959
Alex, here's some more homework
for you.
389
00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:12,959
Save it, Mandy.
390
00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:15,959
You're a phoney and
we've got the photos to prove it.
391
00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:17,959
Now, are you going to do your work,
392
00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:20,959
or do I need to forward these
to the professor?
393
00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:22,959
But...! What?!
394
00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:24,639
ANGRILY: How...?
395
00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:25,959
Library's back there.
396
00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:27,959
MANDY GRUMBLES
397
00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:30,960
SHE LAUGHS MANIACALLY
398
00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:33,959
Uh, I mean that assertively.
399
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,959
ALL LAUGH
400
00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:41,639
NUMBER 27: You ruined my show.
Now I'm going to ruin yours.
401
00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:43,959
Cyberchac is actually...
402
00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:45,959
ELECTRICITY CRACKLES, HE GRUNTS
403
00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:47,959
No spoilers!
404
00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:50,959
ALL LAUGH
405
00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:52,960
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