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♪ Their mission
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♪ Save the world
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♪ Fighting crime and evil ambition
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♪ BFFs in action
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♪ Fun agents
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♪ With gadgets and passion
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♪ One, two, three, girls
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♪ Hurry up, you're gonna win!
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♪ Totally Spies! ♪
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CLOCK CHIMES
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CLATTER
What was that?!
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Relax.
It's nothing to worry about.
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But that is!
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Hoo-ya!
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WHIMPERING
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EVIL LAUGHTER
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THEY COUGH
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EVIL LAUGHTER
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Fools!
The Vikings cannot be stopped!
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By you... or anyone.
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EVIL LAUGHTER
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Uh...
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Ow!
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GASPS
Oh, my sketches!
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My breakfast!
BOTH: Alex!
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What? I'm training
for a big competition this weekend!
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Geez! Is it to be
the world's most annoying room-mate?
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Cos if so, stop now. You won!
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Sorry. But listen to this.
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My coach asked me to compete
in the decathlon!
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Yay, Alex!
Wait, what does that mean?
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It means I gotta train
for ten events!
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Like the long jump.
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What a challenge.
I gotta start right now!
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CRASH
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Oops! Seriously! Now I know
why people cry over spilt milk!
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And then there's the shot put.
Whoa! OK we got it. Stop!
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While we still have
a roof over our heads.
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We're totally happy for you, Alex.
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But why don't you go train
on the field?
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Lots more space
and a lot less breakfast cereal.
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And we don't have a spy mission
right now.
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BOING
SAM AND ALEX: Clover!
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You jinxed us!
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ALL: Whoa!
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Ow! Where are we?
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Dunno, but you're rocking
the mop-top look, Clo!
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CLOVER SHRIEKS
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Oh! Ow!
Oh, oopsies! Sorry, Toby.
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Why are we in here?
Is the WOOHPer broken?
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No, it's not. Uh... I needed
to talk to you in private.
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In the janitor's closet?
It was the best I could do.
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Listen, last night,
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I was working late
on a super cool secret new gadget,
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and I overheard a major secret.
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Yeah, we know - Zerlina now takes
her lychee tea with lemon.
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WHISPERING: Much, MUCH more secret.
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I was under my worktable
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when I overheard
Zerlina and Jerry talking.
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I can't believe my favourite day
of the year is nearly upon us!
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Let's hope
Sam, Alex and Clover are ready
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for their first WOOHP World
spy assessments.
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BOTH: Woohp, woohp!
THEY CHUCKLE
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It'll be tough,
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but it's the best way to ensure
they're WOOHP World worthy.
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Wait, what? Spy assessments?
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As in... tests?
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Relax.
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Now that we know it's coming,
we can prepare for it.
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Toby, when exactly is
this assessment supposed to happen?
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I don't know. Just that it's soon.
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Soon?! Our careers
are relying on this,
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and all you can say is "soon"?!
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I'll try to snoop around some more,
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but it's not easy to spy
on a bunch of spies!
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In the meantime,
be ready for anything.
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Hey! What are you doing
in my supply closet?
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THEY MUMBLE
APOLOGETICALLY
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YELLING: I don't care!
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I was just asking to be polite!
Now get out!
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Sheesh! If that's polite,
hate to see the rude version.
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HE GROWLS
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You don't scare us at all.
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ALL SCREAM
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Come back here!
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ALL SIGH IN RELIEF
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ZERLINA: Spies!
I don't remember woohping you.
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We got lost!
This looks like our kitchen.
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We thought this was the bathroom.
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But I was about to.
Now, listen up.
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Bizarre thefts of Viking artefacts
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have occurred
at museums all around the world.
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The one Viking exhibit
which hasn't yet been hit
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is in Singapore's very own
Arts and Science Museum.
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I'm assigning the three of you
to guard it.
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Toby, if you please.
Huh? Oh, yes! Here! Gadgets!
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Fresh off
the top of the think tank,
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a fire extinguisher
masked as a clicky pen.
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Cool! I love clicky pens.
Clover.
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A pocket-sized fan
that blows awesome bubble traps.
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Whoa!
Whoa! Oh!
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Oops.
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And finally,
some new all-weather footwear.
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Totally waterproof.
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Oh, sorry, Toby, my closet
can't fit another pair of shoes.
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Uh... kidding!
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There's always room for more!
Sling me those pumped-up pumps!
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Excuse me. WOOHP London is calling.
Good luck, spies.
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No doubt this mission will test you
to your limits. Don't let me down.
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Did you hear that?
She totally just said it was a test!
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This mission is obviously a cover
for our spy assessments, right?
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Yeah, I mean, Vikings? Seriously?!
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And who steals
some old stones, right?
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Unless they're, like, diamonds?
So with you, Clo.
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But you still gotta pass the test.
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ALL: And stop clicking that pen,
Clover!
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OK, fine! Pen party poopers.
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'Hello. Do you require assistance?'
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LAUGHS NERVOUSLY
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Do you think we require assistance?
Who's asking? Who programmed you?
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'Do you need assistance?'
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Sure is acting like she does.
Let's pop open your control panel.
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Sam, what are you doing?
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Anyone we encounter
could be working for Zerlina
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and trying to trip us up
on our assessments.
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Anyone?
Anyone.
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Sheesh! Paranoid, much?
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Can't we just get this test
started already?
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I got decathlon training to do.
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Or maybe...
I can do both at the same time.
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Ha!
Argh!
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We're not with her.
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These big Viking dolls
are so real.
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VIKING CHUCKLES
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Whoa! This Viking display
is totally awesome.
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It includes sequencing
from actual Viking DNA!
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And I totally adore
those cute stone necklaces.
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What cute stone necklaces?
Oh! Over there.
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The ones that docent dressed
in Viking gear is removing.
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Uh... removing?
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From an exhibit
that hasn't even opened yet?
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Oh! This must be the test!
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Which means that Viking docent...
Is the spy examiner in disguise!
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Yo! You with the horns! Freeze!
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I got this! Let the real
decathlon training begin!
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Whoa! Colour me impressed.
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LAUGHS EVILLY
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VIKING LAUGHS
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If anyone should be laughing,
it's us.
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The Viking look went out, like,
a thousand years ago.
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Hmm.
HE ROARS
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ALL: Whoa!
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This should cool you off,
horn-head!
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Whoaaa!
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Whoa!
Whoa!
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Looks like we passed our test
with flying colours.
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How'd we do, Mr Viking?
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I am Bjorn the Beast,
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here to restore the Vikings to
their rightful place of prominence
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by re-conquering the world!
LAUGHS EVILLY
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Look, "Bjorn the Beast",
we appreciate the backstory,
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but no real baddie
would have such a cheesy name.
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I'm the descendant
of Ivor the Boneless!
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HE STRAINS
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Release me!
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Oh, fine. But remember
how quickly we let you go
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when you're giving us an A
on our assessments.
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Wha...?!
Go polish your horns, Bjorn.
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CLOVER GIGGLES
Before we call the fashion police!
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Cool! Yeah!
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That was a cool little workout.
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Now that our spy assessments
are over,
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I can finally focus
on my decathlon.
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BEEPING
Guys, quiet, it's my coach.
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Ssh!
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Hey, coach! What's up?
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'Alex? What are you doing
at the Arts and Science Museum?
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'And why are you in a wetsuit?'
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Uh... wet? Oh... Um...
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I'm exercising my mind and my body
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in my new... uh...
state-of-the art sweatsuit!
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It's designed
to maximise efficiency
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and hyperbolic
essentialisation... ing.
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Available
in all the latest colours!
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'The only colour
I care about is victory.'
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ALARM BLARES
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Um... me too! Yellow, right?
Anyway, gotta go!
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Bye!
That sounded so awkward.
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Actually, it was
one of my better calls with her.
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Let's go!
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What?! Him again!
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♪ March to conquest
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♪ Vikings shall ever be
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♪ The ones who are the best
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♪ March to victory
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♪ March to conquest... ♪
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Now this guy
is testing our eardrums
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as well as our spy abilities.
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♪ March to victory! ♪
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VIKING LAUGHS EVILLY
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VIKING LAUGHS EVILLY
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Wow, these are
pretty impressive special effects.
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WOOHP isn't sparing any expense
on our test. I'm kinda flattered.
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THUMP
Ow!
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LAUGHS EVILLY
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It's time to unleash
our combined power upon the world!
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The second Viking empire
begins today!
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SPIES SCREAM
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ALL SCREAMING
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♪ March to victory
March... ♪
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If we're going to pass
this levelled-up assessment,
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we've gotta stop
Bjorn and his creepy Vikings!
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Not if we stop you first!
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Atta-a-a-a-ack!
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This way, big fella!
I need some room to fight!
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Uh... but maybe not this room
to fight.
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Reverse engines.
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Uh... Oh, yeah!
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Haven't you ever heard
of personal space?
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If you can feel this,
you're too close!
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You're a persistent little sucker,
aren't you?
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Well, unfortunately for you,
so am I!
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MUFFLED ROARING
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Ho-ho! Pop that! Ten outta ten!
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Oh, no. Clover!
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Urgh, can you please stop
holding me like this?
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You're giving me
serious indigestion!
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Uh-uh-uh! Not so fast,
Beasty-Bjornie!
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Hey, now,
this isn't my first rodeo!
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I'm a professional spy.
And I'd like to keep it that way.
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You know what to do, buddy.
BEEPING
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Grr! I've spent a long time
preparing for this day,
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and you and your two friends
are ruining everything!
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Excuse me? We're only taking this
as seriously as you are.
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We wanted you to be
totally happy with us.
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What? Then you've failed.
Failed?
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Miserably.
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Guess we overstepped ourselves.
Sorry. Here.
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Ha-ha-ha-ha! Thank you!
What?!
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BJORN LAUGHS
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Sam! I can't believe you fell for
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the "hand over
your bubble gadget" trick!
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Bah!
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Double ugh!
You should feel honoured!
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You're the first of many to be
thwarted by the mighty Viking.
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Oh! I can't burst my bubble!
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We must prepare
for the next phase of my plan.
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The Viking victory over you three
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will soon be a victory
over all who defy us!
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Hey! We haven't failed yet.
Alex is still fighting.
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Well... so much for that argument.
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Any chance we can have a do-over?
I'll be better next time!
253
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Smash that wall!
254
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We'll wheel this trebuchet out
255
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and catapult our enemies
out across the Marina Bay.
256
00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:35,799
You're gonna... what now?
Cat-cat-catapult me?!
257
00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:36,959
You're not really gonna do that?
258
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I mean, you're just testing
how we handle a bluff, right?
259
00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:44,959
Argh! Phew! You actually had me
worried there for a minute. Oh!
260
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I've got a better idea!
261
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I can use them as a defence system
for my Viking ship.
262
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BOTH: Viking ship?!
263
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BIRDS CAW
Today, we'll conquer Singapore.
264
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Tomorrow... the world!
CHUCKLES EVILLY
265
00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:03,959
You know, I'm starting to wonder
266
00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:07,959
if you're not taking this test
a teeny bit too seriously.
267
00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:10,959
Urgh! I hate this.
268
00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:14,959
No-one treats me
like a bubble-head. Toby!
269
00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:16,959
OK, I know this is cheating
on my stupid test,
270
00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:18,959
but how do I deactivate
your bubble gadget?
271
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:20,959
'Sorry, Sam, can't talk.
272
00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:22,159
'Zerlina's got us scrambling
273
00:15:22,160 --> 00:15:24,479
'because of some crisis
near Marina Bay.
274
00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:25,959
'But I just heard
your spy assessments
275
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'should start very soon.'
276
00:15:27,640 --> 00:15:30,959
Very soon?
So it hasn't even started yet?!
277
00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:32,319
Then that means...
278
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GASPS
...Bjorn is a real baddie?!
279
00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:42,960
SHE YELLS
280
00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:46,959
Hey, everybody, listen!
281
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Bjorn is... gone?!
282
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♪ March to victory
283
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♪ March to conquest
284
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♪ Viking shall ever be
The ones who are the best! ♪
285
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A new age of Vikings begins now!
286
00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:06,960
There, my friends! That is
the first boat we shall pillage!
287
00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:08,999
But that's a tourist boat.
288
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:12,639
I prefer to think of it
as an appetiser.
289
00:16:12,640 --> 00:16:14,960
Let's get pillaging!
290
00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:19,959
Think again, horn-head!
Clover! Alex! Listen!
291
00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:21,959
Bjorn isn't working for WOOHP.
292
00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:23,959
He really is
just a guy obsessed with Vikings.
293
00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:24,959
Oh, my gosh.
294
00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:27,999
So now I don't need to worry
about taking down a fellow agent?
295
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:30,960
Huh! We can really cut loose!
296
00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:42,479
Nice throw, Alex.
297
00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:44,960
And nice catch.
Catch?
298
00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:48,959
What does that... mean?
299
00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:50,959
I'm not sure you meant to do that!
300
00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:53,959
I did! Don't worry.
We'll be right back!
301
00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:56,159
Sammy! Please tell me
you have a plan.
302
00:16:56,160 --> 00:16:58,959
And please tell me what it is.
I do.
303
00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:00,959
If my calculations are correct,
304
00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:01,959
we're gonna land
on that tourist boat.
305
00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:05,959
You mean the tourist boat
we just flew past?
306
00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:08,959
Oops. I forgot it's a trebuchet,
and not a catapult.
307
00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:10,480
SPLASH
308
00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:16,960
Call yourself a Viking?
Your aim is terrible!
309
00:17:18,320 --> 00:17:21,959
Mm, tough day, huh?
Yeah, I can relate.
310
00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:25,959
Especially now.
By the way, your outfit? Love!
311
00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:29,480
It's just so...
retro and Nordic cool.
312
00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:33,960
Time to see just how waterproof
Toby's new boots really are!
313
00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:38,959
This is amazing!
We can literally walk on water!
314
00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:42,959
Let's run it!
1,500m to kick some Viking behind.
315
00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:43,960
Start the clock!
316
00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:46,960
Ooh!
317
00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:49,960
This might come in handy.
318
00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:56,960
PASSENGERS WHIMPER
319
00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:01,960
BJORN LAUGHS EVILLY
320
00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:03,959
All aboard!
321
00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:06,960
Sorry, Vikings, you need a ticket
to board this ship.
322
00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:14,960
Grr! Attack!
323
00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:29,479
Hey, no fair, four against one.
324
00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:31,960
Make that four against three!
325
00:18:40,640 --> 00:18:42,960
Let's haul this catch in!
326
00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:46,960
What?! By our great ancestors!
327
00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:56,959
Hi, folks. I'm Clover. I'll be
your tour guide for today's fight.
328
00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:58,959
On your left,
the yellow spy releases
329
00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:01,799
an awesome shot put
to kick some Viking butt.
330
00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:04,959
And on your right, the green spy
does justice with the javelin.
331
00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:07,959
Hey! Nobody messes with the helmet!
332
00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:10,959
Yay! Yeah! Take him down!
Let's get our money's worth!
333
00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:13,959
And now we'll conclude
today's tourist attraction
334
00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:15,959
with our big finale. Ready, guys?
335
00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:16,960
On three.
336
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,960
One!
337
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:21,959
Two!
338
00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:23,960
Three!
339
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:32,959
CHEERING
We're saved! You did it!
340
00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:34,959
And for our encore,
341
00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:37,959
we take down
the ringleader of this circus.
342
00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:40,960
Heh! No hard feelings?
343
00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:45,160
Oh, come on!
344
00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:51,959
No, wait! Stop! I can't swim!
345
00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:52,960
HE WHIMPERS
346
00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:58,959
How's that for a long jump?!
347
00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:01,959
Thanks for helping me train
for my decathlon, Bjorn.
348
00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:04,959
I'm starting to wish
you'd just let me sink.
349
00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:08,960
Don't worry. You'll have plenty
of time to figure it out in jail.
350
00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:19,959
Well done, spies! We'll return
the Viking exhibits to the museum.
351
00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:24,959
As for Bjorn, it's off to WOOHP's
high-security space prison.
352
00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:26,960
MUSICAL BEEPING
353
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:28,959
Hey, Toby, what's up?
354
00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:30,319
WHISPERING: I just got an update!
355
00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:32,799
Your spy assessments
are about to start!
356
00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:34,959
ALL: What?! No!
357
00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:37,959
What's wrong? Aren't you happy
I gave you a heads-up?
358
00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:40,959
No, because we may be
totally spies,
359
00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:42,959
but we're also totally exhausted.
360
00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:44,800
ALL: Ah-h-h!
361
00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:54,959
Your first decathlon,
and you came out on top!
362
00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:56,959
Gold totally suits you!
363
00:20:56,960 --> 00:20:59,959
Those creepy Vikings
totally prepped me for this!
364
00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:02,959
One of the top scouts says
I have real potential -
365
00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:04,479
she'll be keeping an eye on me!
366
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:05,959
E-e-e!
Having fun?
367
00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:07,319
Sorry to crash the party,
368
00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:09,959
but I have the results
of your spy assessments.
369
00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:10,959
Here.
370
00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:12,960
ALL WHIMPER
371
00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:17,959
"Must take it more seriously"?
372
00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:19,159
"Must try harder"?
373
00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:20,959
"A B for effort"?!
374
00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:22,960
I've never gotten a B in my life!
375
00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:29,799
I'm sorry to say this,
but the truth is...
376
00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:30,959
I'm totally kidding!
377
00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:32,959
What?!
378
00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:36,960
You aced your assessments.
All three of you did great!
379
00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:39,960
ALL WHOOP
380
00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:44,959
Thanks, Zerlina, but clearly,
we gotta work on one thing -
381
00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:46,959
figuring out when you're joking!
382
00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:48,959
SPIES CHUCKLE
383
00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:50,320
Yeah, totally!
384
00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:54,960
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