All language subtitles for Stuck.In.The.Middle.S02E11.1080p.DSNP.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264.DUAL-C76_Legendas03.ENG

For all those times

Mom makes me go back
to the grocery store

to get something
she forgot,

I present my latest invention--
the Grocer-Whee!

As in yell "whee,"
not pee your pants.

Though with the speed
of this baby,

you might do both.

I just need someone
to test it.

Luckily, in a big family,

there's always someone
available to help.

- Busy.
- Busy.

- Sure.
- Great. Let's go.

You guys will be
perfect for testing

what it's like
to ride with watermelons.

Not so fast.

We're sick of everyone
asking us littles for help,

and not getting
compensated.

So we started a business.

If you want
A Little Help,

you're gonna
have to pay for it.

- I'm not paying you.
- Then no.

Good luck finding
three other watermelon
impersonators on short notice.

That's lunch, guys.

Well, when your family
turns out to be

a giant disappointment,

you can always turn
to your best friend.

Grocer-Whee?

I don't know.
It sounds fast.

Yeah, that's
the "whee" part, Ellie.

How about you test,
and I watch?

From a safe distance.

Ellie lives her whole life
from a safe distance.

Her mom is
so over-protective,

Ellie's
afraid of everything.

Hopscotch?! Uneven sidewalks
are the quickest way

to lose a tooth.

A kite?! Toys on strings
are the quickest way

to lose a tooth.

A merry-go-round?
Not belting yourself in

is the quickest way
to lose a tooth.

If that was true,
these would be long gone.

Makes me wonder
which came first--

the chicken or
the chicken's chicken mom.

Ellie.

My job as your friend
is to be a good influence.

I'm going to teach
this chicken to fly.

Remember that day at school
when you pretended to be me

so we could
fool the teacher?

There was a super moon
that week.

I don't know if
it affected me
like it does the tides.

Next one's in 2034;
we'll find out then.

Being scared of everything
is no way to live.

I bet there's a ton of things
you'd like to try.

I would like to go
horseback riding.

But there's the horse,
and the riding.

Just thinking about it
makes my throat close up.

- (clears throat)
- LEWIE: Throat closed, Ellie?

Need a little help?

Let me take a look.

Okay, now you should
be scared.

♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ Sometimes it feels like
things are outta control ♪

♪ Like you're living in
a circus ♪

♪ Tryin' to figure out
your way in the world ♪

♪ Where you're at
is kinda perfect ♪

♪ So turn it up,
turn it up ♪

♪ Do your thing,
don't stop ♪

♪ Let the games begin,
let's jump right in ♪

♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪

♪ In the middle
of the party ♪

♪ We're just
getting started ♪

♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪

♪ In the eye of the tornado,
rowin' in the same boat ♪

♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪

♪ Get stuck in
the middle with you ♪

♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪

- (beeping)
- Sticking my hand

under the boys' bed
is one step too far.

That's the fear talking.

And that's who
we're crushing today. Go!

Five, four, three,

- two...
- Ewww.

And you made it!

- Huh?
- Hey, look.

You found Beast's
chicken finger.

Serves me right for walking
past Lewie and Beast's room.

Hey, how did your
film club meeting go
the other night?

Really well.

We watched the new Batman,
and we...

Wait, why are you asking me
something about myself?

Because I wanna go
to the next meeting.

Why?

(ringtone plays)

Hey, Rach, it's Mom.

It went straight to voicemail,
so you must be very busy.

I just wanted
to let you know

that you're an hour
past curfew.

And that's not the skirt
you left the house in.

So you're grounded
for two weeks.

Love you. Bye.

Grounded?!
It's not my fault

Conner's motorcycle
ran out of gas.

You were on
a motorcycle?

Hey, I'm home.

I'm gonna go
make myself a sandwich.

He's late too.

How come he's not
getting a punishment phone call?

Because he was at
the film club

that he runs at
the Bait And Bite;
that's a school event.

I can't leave the house
unless it's for school,

or a school event that
my date also shows up at.

So I'm joining Film Club.

You wanna use my club
as a cover to see some guy.

Maybe. Does Dad
hang out there?

No, he just opens the store
and leaves.

Then yes.

Awesome. I was looking
to be an accomplice

for some nameless,
faceless dude I don't
care about.

Question: how many girls
normally show up to your
movie nights?

Does Howie's mom count?

I bet my friends
would be interested

in learning
about film.

Especially that
super cute one

you can never get
without my help.

Be more specific.
That's all of them.

- Brittany Ross.
- Tonight, 7:00 p.m.
See you at Film Club.

It's a pillow fight.
Take off the mask and pads.

That wasn't so bad.

I've always wanted
to scream this
without a mouth guard.

Pillow fight!!

And there goes
the last banana.

Time for
your final exam.

Horseback riding.

Love the spirit,

but I've got
a better idea.

Let's put the cart
before the horse.

You hop in,
and I'll drive.

Or...

I could drive.

Wow. Our little Ellie's
come a long way

in one day.

Aww, this must be how
a mama bird feels

when her baby bird wants
to drive the Grocer-Whee.

Okay, just keep it at
a reasonable speed and...

(crashing sounds)

I see you've
had an accident.

This week, we have
a special on cover-ups.

You know what
would be special?

You going away.

We can do that as well.

Leaving.
We'll send you the bill.

My mom's mailbox
is ruined.

I'm gonna be in
so much trouble.

It's not great,
but don't panic.

I mean, how bad
of a punishment
can she dish out?

You're already
not allowed to have
TV and junk food.

You're right.

What's the worst
that could happen?

She's sending me
to boarding school.

I wanted to get Ellie
out of her shell,

not out of my life.

New name for my cart--

the Grocer Whee
Have A Problem.

Okay.

This is crazy.

You do one thing
you're not supposed to do,

and your mom's
sending you to boarding school?

- Where?
- Some place called
Radistone Academy.

Mom says it's great.
It'll be good for me.

She also thinks
mung beans are
good for you.

This is going to be bad.

She's actually been talking
about sending me there

for a while.

But all of a sudden,
boom, she enrolled me.

How's that going
to solve anything?

(gasps)

It will get you
away from me.

You riding my invention
must've pushed her
over the edge.

She thinks
I'm a bad influence.

The semester starts
in two weeks.

What'll we do?

We make the bad influence
go away so you don't have to.

So... how may we
Little Help you today?

We need to stage
a fake fight
between me and Ellie.

We can do that.
What are we talking here?

Pushing, pinching?

We're gonna need
advance notice

if you want
pie throwing.

And I should warn you,
it is on a per-pie basis.

This is just
a verbal argument.

We wanna make Ms. Peters
think we aren't friends.

But then we won't
be friends.

I'm usually a big fan
of your schemes,

but I don't see
how that's a win.

Ellie, I explained this.

I know, but my brain
just locks up

whenever you mention
we're not friends.

Only for a couple of weeks.

Just long enough for you
to miss this opening
to get into Radistone.

So I've got you down
for two pies.

Are we also going
with the pinching?

No pies, no pinching.

We are going to tell
you what to say.

And you're going to play along
to help sell it.

Fake fight support.

What's our going rate
on that?

- Thousand bucks.
- Or 60 meatballs.

I'll let you use
my trampoline shoes.

ALL: Done!

So that's nice,

Rachel and Ethan
doing Film Club together.

Yeah. Brother-sister
school activity,

Rachel branching out.

It's great.

It's weird, right?

So weird.
They're up to something.

I'll check the security camera
feed from the store.

Final cup is being set.
Here we go.

What's going on?

Well, I'm not an expert,

but shouldn't a film club
have a film?

They totally played us.

I was all relaxed,

and now I have to
go down there and punish them.

- Or.
- Or? I like or.

We could hold off
and torture them.

I will go for whichever one
doesn't require me

to put on shoes.

I was pleased
you asked me over
to teach you about poetry.

I mean, other than the kind
that gets your mouth washed
out with soap.

I love poetry.
I couldn't be
more interested

if I was getting paid.

Here's one I wrote myself.

It's called "Happiness."

"A dark sky.
A restless nap.

A headless doll
sits on my lap."

I'm just going to, uh...

All right, just like
we practiced.

Ready, set, fight.

(woodenly)
I am so mad at you.

You call that fighting?

Do it like you hear
in our house.

Who used
the last of the ketchup?

This hot dog is bone dry.

Better. Now,
stick to the script.

I don't know why you made me
ride the Grocer-Whee.

I didn't want to.

Oh, it was fun.
Loosen up.

It was dangerous.
You're a bad influence, Harley.

Ellie, what's going on?

(gasps)
Mom.

Sorry you had to see me
so angry.

But she brings out
the worst in me.

You're no fun,
and everybody knows it.

And everybody knows it.

Wow, Lewie, looks like
Ellie and Harley

- are in a big fight.
- Mm-hmm.

Yeah. Next thing you know,
they're gonna be throwing pies.

No, they won't.

So what, you don't wanna
be friends anymore?

What?

Two friends in a fight.

Who's wrong, who's right?

Give her one more chance,
Ellie.

She's already
had her chance.

This friendship
is over.

(gasps)

Fine. If that's
how you feel,

- then go.
- Mom, I'm sorry,

but you're not allowed to hang
out with the Diazes anymore.

We're out of here.

It was a pleasure
to serve you.

If you want to hear
more of my poems,

my E-book is available
for pre-order.

Oh, good,
you're home from work.

- How was your day?
- It was--
- Yeah, don't care.

Rachel and Ethan are upstairs.
You ready to have some fun?

Why are we even
still talking?

(knock on door)

Hey, Rach.

I meant to ask.

How was Film Club
last night?

It was amazing.

In a school-y,
learning kind of way.

Not just the enjoying
yourself kind of way.

That's great to hear.

So what did you guys watch?

It was a French movie.

Star-crossed lovers
who met in Paris

- during the war.
So romantic.
- Oh!

Alien invasion flick.

Martians go undercover and open
a car wash in San Antonio.

It was in crazy HD,
Technicolor.

Small black and white film
with subtitles.

I may have even
learned a little French.

Oh, well, I want
to encourage

your love of cinema.

You guys should
do it again tonight.

Great idea.

I mean, for Rachel.

She asked if she could
lead the next discussion.

We should probably
jump on that

before she loses
her courage.

Oh, you're
a thoughtful brother.

I do what I can.

We're gonna be studying
a longer movie this time,

so we're gonna be home
way later.

The longer the movie,
the more of a chance to learn.

Great. Because that's
what this should be.

A learning experience.

We are good.

- We are good.
- (doorbell rings)

Hey, Ms. Peters.
What are you doing here?

I came to talk to you.

If it's about
the fight I had with Ellie,

I'm sorry, but
I was pretty mad.

You can drop
the act, Harley.

What act?

Oh, come on.

I didn't believe you
or that terrible performance

by your little troupe
of crossing guards.

I know you and Ellie
faked that fight.

She knows?!

Maybe if I close my eyes,
she'll go away.

Nope. I could really use
a little help right now.

I'm sorry. Fake?

Fight?

That would be crazy.
Insane.

Which I now fully realize.
Glad we got that cleared
up. Okay, bye.

Nice try.

Spill it.

We did it so Ellie wouldn't
have to go to boarding school.

We knew you were sending her
there to get her away from me.

Believe it or not,
this is not about you.

The world doesn't revolve
around the Diazes.

Although your family
comprises a large percentage
of the population.

Well, then, why were you
sending her to Radistone?

Well, a last-minute slot
just opened up,

so I jumped at
the opportunity.

Then I witnessed
what I can only describe
as a crime against the theater.

The real crime is that
cost me a sweet pair
of trampoline shoes.

Well, you win.
I cancelled Ellie's enrollment.

Why? You knew
it was a fake fight.

I realized if Ellie
went that far

to get out of going
to Radistone,

that she must really
not want to go,
so she's staying.

Yes! Ellie's staying!

Mrs. Peters,
you are the best!

Wow. A lot of firsts
this week.

I know you think
I'm a villain,

but I would never
send my daughter

someplace she wouldn't love.

I want the best,
and sometimes,

that requires
a little push.

Best for her.

Like her mom
would even know.

MAN: Radistone Academy,

where your children
can live their dreams.

This school's historic grounds
cover 700 acres

of lush farmland that serve
as an idyllic setting

for an unparalleled
educational transformation.

Wow, wherever that is,

you know we can't
afford to go there
on vacation.

It's a school.

Ellie was going
to go there.

But now she's not.

Why not?
Look at those activities.

They've got Ellie
written all over them.

You're right.

My job as your friend
is to be a good influence.

She would love this place.

She should go.

Won't that be
hard for you
if Ellie went away?

Yeah.

Very.

Conner and Angela
are waiting for us at the mall.

Once Mom and Dad leave,
we'll meet them there.

Film Club's a lot
easier to plan

when you don't
have a movie,
or a screen,

or an audience.

Okay, condiments
cleared, register's locked.

Have fun
watching the movie.

Dad, we're not just
watching movies.

- We're experiencing film.
- You know what?

You're making it
sound so good,

- we'd like to experience
it with you.
- BOTH: What?!

Yeah, it's not every day
we get to bond with our kids

over something they're
so passionate about.

We'll go grab
a quick bite,

and be back in
a half hour.

We've got 29 minutes
to put together a fake
film club.

That'd make a great idea
for a movie.

Yeah, a horror movie.
Go, go, go.

ELLIE: Harley.

Ellie?

Harley.

Harley!

Get out of there.
What are you doing?

You told me to
meet you here.

You know we're not
supposed to be talking.

About that.

I looked up
Radistone Academy.

It's amazing.

That's why your mom
wants you to go there.

Wait, you're on
her team now?

I'm on your team.

This is hard
for me to say,

but I think your mom
and I both are.

We had a plan, Harley.
This was not it.

But the plan was wrong.

I don't have another
fake fight on the schedule.

We don't have anything
on the schedule.

Let's get in there
and make some coin.

I don't understand.

You want me to go away?

Wow. This sounds bad.

(gasps)

Too soon.

Could this be the end
of Ellie and Harley?

Guys.

Two friends
in a fight.

Who's wrong,
who's right?

Of course I don't
want you moving away.

But this is what
Project Fearless was all about.

Pushing you outside of
your comfort zone.

Okay, they are
way off script.

I'm lost.
Is anyone else lost?

- Let's take five
and regroup.
- Definitely.

You could at least
look the place up.

I did.

It's got archery,
horseback riding,

and all kinds of stuff
I've always wanted to do.

But leaving home?

And my best friend?

That's even scarier
than putting my hand

under Lewie
and Beast's bed.

I know.

But if you don't go,
I'll be the one
holding you back.

Then your mom
will be right.

I can't be your best friend
and your worst influence.

I guess I could
give it a try.

I'm going
to miss you, Harley.

I'm going
to miss you, too.

Thanks for
giving me a push.

You promise to come visit?

Are you kidding?

If that school is
anything like the website,

you won't be able
to get rid of me.

That one's on the house.

Please, review us online.

This is my film club?
Really?

They were all I could find
on the pier this late,
so get moving.

Hello. Welcome to
another night of Film Club.

This crowd looks a little old
to go to your school.

They're finishing their degrees.
Don't judge, Mom.

For tonight's movie,
we're gonna be watching

a DVD entitled
Boat Maintenance And You.

Funny. I have that
in the store.

Oh, you've already seen it?
You should probably go.

I hope you enjoy
this 12-minute cinema classic.

I thought there was
an introduction.

Of course.
Rachel.

Movies.

Film.

Cinema.

Movies.

- Film.
- You guys ready to call this?

- Yeah, I'm done.
- Just ground us.

Ellie, I am
so proud of you.

You're going off
to Radistone,

and you're going
to do great.

Because if there's
one thing we've learned,

there's nothing
you can't do.

- To Ellie.
- ALL: To Ellie!

Whoo!

Sometimes the bad influence
is exactly like it sounds.

Bad.

I'm sorry
I got us grounded.

Hey, I got to hang
with Brittany.

Plus, I've got an in
on fresh halibut
whenever I want.

And sometimes
a bad influence

is exactly what you need.

Okay, one last time
before you head off to school.

Ellie!

Have fun.

I will. Right?

I know you will.