All language subtitles for Stuck.In.The.Middle.S02E09.1080p.DSNP.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264.DUAL-C76_Legendas02.ENG

Guys. Hello!

Need a hand here.

It's getting heavy.

Lots of cans.

Oh, hey, Mom, you're home.

Seriously?

The sink is running,
and the freezer's open.

Wow, that's great.

Did you get
the goji berries
I asked for?

Okay, that's it.

- Devices now.
- What?!

Phones, tablet, laptops,
hand 'em over.

You guys need
to pay attention.

We do pay attention.

Let me know
when Mom gets here.

I'm not supposed
to be watching this.

She's been under there
since last night.

- That's on you.
- See, we all make mistakes.

Don't take away our tech
for one mistake.

Really? One mistake?

My day?
Thanks for asking.

I called Santa Claus,

and told him don't bother
coming by this Christmas.

Our family's not interested.

I'm really proud of you.

Thank you so much.
You're awesome.

Let's go. If it's got
batteries or a screen,

I want it.

Mom, look, wherever
you hide them,

you know we're
gonna find them.

So save some time
and let us off
with a stern warning.

Good point.
I won't hide them.

I'll wear them.

But I was checking the map
to launch my weather balloon.

Today has all the perfect
atmospheric conditions.

Nobody wants to have
family conversations
about that.

- She's right.
- Fine.

- Keep going.
- (sighs)

Don't make me frisk you.

Oh, come on. This one
only gets reception
behind the dumpster.

Delta Two, aggressive
parental unit approaching.

Delta One... no!

If your dad can go without
this on his fishing trip,

then we can go without it
until 6:00 tomorrow night.

This family needs to
disconnect to reconnect.

Two days without
technology?

So we're being punished?

No. We're gonna
stay in this house,

and enjoy
each other's company.

So we're being punished.

♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ Sometimes it feels like
things are outta control ♪

♪ Like you're living in
a circus ♪

♪ Tryin' to figure out
your way in the world ♪

♪ Where you're at
is kinda perfect ♪

♪ So turn it up,
turn it up ♪

♪ Do your thing,
don't stop ♪

♪ Let the games begin,
let's jump right in ♪

♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪

♪ In the middle
of the party ♪

♪ We're just
getting started ♪

♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪

♪ In the eye of the tornado,
rowin' in the same boat ♪

♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪

♪ Get stuck in
the middle with you ♪

♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪

Mom, you cannot do this.

We'll never make it
48 hours without devices.

Look at what it's
doing to Rachel.

She's gonna clean?
Great.

I just grabbed this sponge

because it's the same size
as my phone.

It was either this
or a bar of soap,

and this had
less hair on it.

Hey, Mom, you told us
to play a real game.

Now, say a guy was
sitting on a stash of
water bombs filled with--

No. Play a board game.

Bored is right.

This is gonna be fun.

I'm gonna make
a big family picnic,

and tonight, we can eat together
outside like we used to.

I'm gonna go and cry
into my sponge phone.

But Mom, I can't launch
my weather balloon today

without checking
the atmospheric data online.

Honey, I understood
very little of that,

but you're gonna
be all right.

What's wrong?
You're looking right at me.

What's with the eye contact?

Mom took away
all our devices.

Did you know
you have brown eyes?

They've always been brown,

except for the three times
I had pink eye.

Yeah, thanks for sharing that.

Not the story,
the pink eye.

Okay, I'm about to say
something controversial.

Maybe not having devices
isn't the worst thing.

We can go do something
fun like we used to.

Or when Mom takes her nap,

you can help me
steal my laptop back.

You're so desperate,
you're going to roll Mom?

Are you listening
to yourself?

Oh, I got it.
We can Double Dutch.

I bet if you get Mom's head,
and I get her ankles,

we could slide her--

Come on.
It'll be great.

We used to jump
for hours.

Remember how we'd talk
and catch up?

We're not kids anymore.

Georgie and Harls
jumpin' that rope.

(sighs)

Georgie and Harls
jumpin' that rope.

Spitting out rhymes
that are awesome and dope.

Come on.

Okay, our rhymes
weren't great,

but in our defense, we had
only just learned to read.

Post-worthy thought:

Ariana Grande
is vente in my book.

Oh, that's a good one.

By the time I get
my phone back,

it'll be so yesterday.

Don't touch me.

I'm not touching you.

Go away.

Why? I'm not
touching you.

- Move that finger.
- Why? I'm not touching you.

- Get out of here!
- (bell dings)

Point, Lewie.
Well played.

Okay, whatever this is,
needs to get out of my room.

Congratulations, ma'am.
You've just been pushed...

BOTH: To the limit!

To The Limit, America's
favorite family game,

made up of pieces
from other games.

No electronics?
No problem.

First, you spin the wheel
to choose a family member.

Then, you annoy them
until they snap.

DAPHNE: I'm in here.

- I'm in here!
- (glass shatters)

Annoy the most people,
and you win.

Right now, the score
is one to one.

You want in?

I want out.
As in you from my room.

But you haven't heard about
the fabulous prize package.

In addition to
the major bragging rights

that comes with winning
To The Limit,

the loser will do
the winner's chores

for the entire week.

Does not include cubbies,
cars, or toilet cleaning.

Not valid during
snow-shoveling season.

All right.
Let's start with Mom.

- Perfect.
- Wait.

No chores, and revenge?

Make me one of
those ugly necklaces.

This game is on.

BOTH: Yes!

Wow, the Robo Roper.

One of the first things
you ever invented.

Because I had to.

You, me, and Rachel
used to Double Dutch.

But as soon as Rachel
discovered boys...

Wonder if it still works.

All right,
Robo Roper!

Even when I was ten,
I knew to work with
quality parts.

Look out. I'm about
to rock this joint.

No!

Be glad there's no devices.

That definitely would've
been a meme.

Abracadabra!

And the card is gone.

It's in your pants.

No one likes a heckler.

And why are you wearing
your old Halloween costume?

I'm bored.

Same reason
you're doing magic.

And only one of us
is making it work.

Prepare to be amazed by...

Hey. How are you doing that?

A dinosaur never
reveals its tricks.

Robo Roper's good for stress.

I do not like
watercress.

Sorry, Roper.
Our rhymes still stink.

How did you come up
with this thing anyway?

It's a long story.

We've got two days
of no technology. Spill.

(no audible dialogue)

♪ ♪

So you no longer
like chickpeas,

you own a beret,
but don't have
the courage to wear it,

and because you've had
fewer cavities than any
other Diaz,

you think you're
winning at teeth.

Hey, don't ask me.
Ask Dr. Karbatsos.

I can't believe
everything I've learned
in the last two hours.

I had no idea you've
been practicing talking
backwards.

Do I what it's.

And you're really
good at it.

What did I tell you?
It's good to take a break
from all that tech.

(text alert chimes)

Did you hear that,

or am I having
some weird kind of withdrawal?

- (chimes again)
- My phone!

I came home late;
Mom never took it away.

It's Wyatt.
Moley holy.

You picked that up fast.

"Wanna come to a party
with me this weekend?"

Oh, this is so exciting!

Yes. Wait.
That sounds too eager.

How do I say yes
without sayingyes?

I've never texted
anyone I liked before.

- I'm gonna take a knee
and think about it.
- You can't.

He's already seen
the bubbles at
the bottom of the screen.

He knows
you read his text.
The clock is ticking.

Relationships
are so hard.

Send an emoji.
They're way better
than words.

Rachel speaks 'em
better than English.

Yeah, that's good.
I'll send a thumbs up.

Oh, no. Look what
I sent by mistake.

- You sent the poop?
- I sent the poop.

Take it back.
Send an embarrassed smile,
winky face. Anything!

Tech free, girls.

You, me, everybody.

See, I can bust a rhyme, too.

This is your fault.
You pressured me
into a poop.

Mom, hang on.

Don't worry. I'll figure
out a way to get in
touch with Wyatt.

Without phones, computers,
or the ability to
leave the house.

I am in deep poop emoji.

Mom, please let me have
my phone back for one second.

I have to explain
the poop emoji.

You shouldn't have had
your phone in the first place.

If I let you explain
your poop emoji,

I have to let everyone
explain their poop emojis.

Okay, today's Saturday.

That's when Wyatt plays
flag football at the park.

I can make it there in
six minutes if I run.

Five if I get aggressive with
the slow-moving stroller moms.

Whoa. No one
is leaving the house.

You're going to stay home,

and enjoy bonding
with each other.

Which is way more fun than
I'm making it sound right now.

(ringtone playing)

Not that.

(sighs)
Not that.

- (ringtone continues)
- Not that.

What am I going to do?
Wyatt's going to want
to break up with me,

and we're not
even dating yet.

Oh, we have a land line.

We can call him on this.

Except his phone number's
on my phone.

We can look it up.
What's his last name?

No idea.

I have him on my phone
as "Wyatt Cute."

Hang on.

I was already working
on something that can help,

and it's old school.

No technology
necessary.

It's a dumbed-down version
of my weather balloon.

Perfect for
sending a message.

I could kiss
your brain right now.

Hey, save it
for Wyatt.

RACHEL: Mom, where's
something you normally
keep by the thing?

Rachel, what did I say
about you shouting from
the other room?

Come in here if you
wanna talk to me.

I can't hear you.

I'm looking for
the thing.

I have no idea
what you're talking about.

You're driving me crazy.

Okay, how do you do it?
Do you use string?

Can't say.

I'd be violating
the magicians' code.

If you're
the magician,

how come she knows
all the magic?

(scoffs)

I know magic.
Watch.

Who wants to see a flower?

Abracadabra.

(snickers)

(scoffs)

(nervous giggle)
Abracadabra.

(snickering)

Amazing. You made
nothing happen.

A flower is supposed
to come out.

Maybe give Daphne
a try.

No.

Look, I'm
the magician.

Not the right time, flower.

You want me
to share trade secrets?

Let me be
the magician.

Then who's gonna be
the assistant?

Oh.

"Wyatt, I meant
thumbs up, not poop."

Brilliant.

We'll send this
over to the park.

Wyatt will see it,
and know you wanna
go to that party.

Pretty genius.

- Made it.
- You rock.

I think I can predict
your forecast for tomorrow.

Bright and sunny
with a 100% chance
of going to a party.

Oh, yes!

Today's contest
has been an exciting one.

What more can you expect
from America's favorite
family game,

To The Limit?

Who won?

Are you guys doing
my chores or what?

Well, before we get
to the score,

I just wanted to say
that I am very proud

of each and every
one of you.

We've annoyed a lot
of people today.

- Lewie, what are you--
- Lewie, what are you?

- Why are you--
- Why are you?

- Cut it out.
- Cut it out.

- I said cut it.
- I said cut it!

BOTH: Stop repeating
everything I say!

Hey, Dad, say I got
a really small tattoo.

In my book,
we're all winners.

But because there
can only be one,

the winner is...

It's a tie.

It's great we sent
that message,

but how can we be sure
he got it?

Okay, I'm about to say
something controversial.

Maybe not having devices
isn't the worst thing.

This is fun,
hanging out with you.

Sweet that's, Harley.

Best the you're.

Now we're speaking
the same language.
Dutch Double?

As long as we don't have
to backwards rhyme.

Wyatt, you got our message!

Unless there's someone else
who's trying to tell me

poop emoji was supposed
to be thumbs up.

I sent you the wrong
emoji by mistake.

I couldn't explain because
my mom took away my phone.

That's why we sent it
to the park.

The park?

I saw it hanging off
the satellite dish

at the rib place
I came out of.

Still calling it
a win.

Whoa. What's with
crank hands?

Oh, that? Just some silly
Double Dutch machine

we used to play with
when we were little.
It's nothing.

Double Dutch, huh?

Can I give it a shot?

Of course.
You'll be
in the middle.

Harley, move.

You're a natural!

What can I say?
Got a couple of sisters at home.

Wow. This is
a workout.

Harley, could you get
Wyatt some water?
Thanks.

Did you see that?

I just got iced out of
my own game.

And I invited the icer.

Robo Roper's not
the only dummy here.

Georgie and me
jumpin' to the beat.

Finally solved the riddle
of the poop emoji.

Aw, that's so cute.

So cute.

So, Wyatt, you got
a couple of sisters at home.

You probably wanna spend
some quality time with them
while you can.

Dutching here, Harley.

I'm so glad for
that satellite dish.

You coming over
is my favorite wish.

I've seen
that sappy look before.

On Rachel.

I had no idea
Georgie would turn out

to be just as boy-crazy.

Well, you know what they say.

If you love something,
set it free.

On the other hand,
in a big family,

if you love something,

grab it before somebody
else takes it.

It's the last cookie
principle.

What are you doing?

Double Dutching
with my sister.

What are you doing?

Do I have to be in here?

The assistant always
gets in the box.

- Now, where's Dad's
hand saw?
- What?!

No, Daphne, you cannot
saw your brother in half.

Stupid tie.

I can't believe
I wasted my whole day

doing this, when I could've
been stockpiling

post-worthy thoughts.

I've actually annoyed myself.

Unfortunately, you don't get
a piece of pie for that in...

BOTH: To The Limit.

Wow, that got old fast.

The rules say that
every Diaz can only
be hit once.

That means there's
no way to break the tie.

Hey!

Check out Jump Rope Johnny.

RACHEL: Ooh,
there's our tie-breaker.

This'll be fun.

Harley's got a big family.

Go find them
and don't bug me.

He's the one
who's jumping rope,

when Harley helped you
find this...

guy.

Uh, seems like you two
have some stuff to work out.

Oh... Harley can't make
Wyatt go.

This is not
the Harley show.

I heard you play
flag football.

Is that because
you're scared of tackle?

And about that haircut.
It looks like--

BEAST: Incoming!

Hit him with
the chocolate syrup.

Get him!

Ketchup bomb.

Got him!

BOTH: Yeah!

- I should go.
- Wyatt, no!

This is all
just a big mistake.

- Lewie, Beast, stop.
- Yes!

Or maybe they're
gunning for you.

LEWIE AND BEAST:
Yeah!!

SUZY: Seriously?

Lewie, Beast,
I am this close

- to letting Daphne
saw you both in half.
- Yes!

You've got a little...

I wanted to say mustard,
but it might be nacho cheese
on your back.

You want me
to hose you off?

No, thanks.

You already hosed me
once today.

I mean, what was that?

I expect that kind of crazy
from Lewie and Beast,

but... but you?

Look, I overreacted.

But seeing the way you were
with Wyatt really threw me.

You remember why
I invented the Robo Roper
in the first place.

I was afraid what happened
with Rachel

would happen with you, too.

But I know
that's no excuse.

I acted like a jerk.

I'm really sorry.

Sorry, too,
what can I say?

Guess I just
got carried away.

Even if I have a mister,

no one can replace
my sister.

Does anyone know
where the ketchup is?

Over here.

Throw me your bread;
I'll wipe some for you.

All right,
we're done here.

I'm ordering pizza.

- Yes!
- Yes!

We've spent
some quality time together,

and after one day
without devices,

our yard is destroyed.
After two, we won't
have a house.

Have at 'em.

LEWIE: Finally!

No. Sorry, boys.
You get yours

after you're done
hosing down the entire backyard.

HARLEY:Even in a big family,
you can be in the same house

without actually
being together.

But when you stop
and take the time,
a funny thing happens.

You guys definitely
made today a lot less annoying.

You remember what you liked
about being together
in the first place.

Finally. I can look up
how that trick is done.

Static electricity.

I'll show you.

What about
the magicians' code?

Eh. You're family.

Wyatt texted me.

He still wants me
to go to that party.

Text him back right now.

You know what?
It can wait.

Turns out, sometimes
you need less to have more.

( all chatting
and laughing )

It's like Mom said.

You gotta disconnect
to reconnect.