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Harley! Tell me where I should
put all my stuff!
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Harley! Tell me what
to do with my clothes!
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HARLEY:
You're probably wondering
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if our house is
on fire right now...
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Harley! It's going
to be hot today.
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Can you invent something
to change that?
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Harley! We've got a pile
of our old underwear.
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We think it's all good,
but we leave that up to you.
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HARLEY:
Or if we suddenly remembered
we're moving tomorrow.
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It's far worse
than any of those things.
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Harley! You finish
making the signs yet?
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HARLEY: Right now, you're
probably looking for me, too.
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Over here!
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It's time for
the annual Diaz garage sale--
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the worst day
of the year for me.
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Everyone does the bare minimum
and expects me to do the rest.
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They know I always care the most
about the sale going well,
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and in true Diaz fashion,
they take full advantage.
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(rock music playing)
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She can help
you over there.
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HARLEY: This nightmare started
with a dream--
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an above-ground pool.
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See, Mom and Dad let us keep
whatever cash we make,
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so if we save our money
for two years, we could buy one.
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But my knucklehead siblings
always get greedy
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and want something right away.
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(rock music playing)
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It's always my pain,
their gain.
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One more sip
and we dive in.
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I won't be stuck doing
the garage sale again.
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BEAST: Incoming!
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Guys, for the record, there's
no price low enough for this.
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♪ Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! ♪
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♪ Sometimes it feels like
things are out of control ♪
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♪ Like you're living
in a circus ♪
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♪ Tryin' to figure out
your way in the world ♪
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♪ Where you're at
is kind of perfect ♪
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♪ So turn it up,
turn it up ♪
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{\an8}♪ Do your thing,
don't stop ♪
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{\an8}♪ Let the games begin
Let's jump right in ♪
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♪ I wanna get stuck with you ♪
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♪ In the middle
of the party ♪
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♪ We're just getting started ♪
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♪ I wanna get stuck with you ♪
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♪ In the eye
of the tornado ♪
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♪ Rowing in the same boat ♪
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♪ I wanna get stuck with you ♪
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♪ Get stuck in the middle
with you ♪
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♪ I wanna get stuck with you ♪
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{\an8}So, you're going
to have all this stuff
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{\an8}cleared out in time for
the garage sale tomorrow?
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{\an8}You mean in time for you to sit
here and watch the big game?
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{\an8}Starts at 12:30.
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{\an8}I was thinking,
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{\an8}what if we cancel
the garage sale this year?
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{\an8}Or we could go
a different way--bonfire.
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{\an8}I already put it on
the neighborhood website.
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{\an8}Besides,
this is your thing.
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{\an8}And I have my thing.
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{\an8}And your thing keeps
the kids away from my thing.
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{\an8}It'll be great.
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{\an8}(sighs)
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{\an8}Drop one more item in this pile,
and I drop you.
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{\an8}Whoa, I was going to sell
these relaxation CDs,
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{\an8}but maybe you could use them.
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Sorry, I've just had it
with this garage sale.
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I wish I could sell it
at the garage sale.
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Maybe I should quit.
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Ooh, the day before the sale?
That's risky.
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All the kids
will be pretty mad,
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and then
you'll get iced out.
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Remember when you tried
to boost our router
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and then blew out
the cable TV?
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Hey, can you
grab me some more ice?
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So I have no choice.
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I'm either the work horse
or the sitting duck.
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ETHAN:
Tough farm to be in.
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You know
what your problem is?
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You're too good
at running this sale.
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What do you mean?
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I mean,
if you were bad at it,
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we'd make zero money
and nobody would want
to do it anymore.
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Wait, are you saying I should
tank this garage sale?
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Is that good?
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It's brilliant.
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Then I'm saying it.
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If I make sure this year's sale
is the biggest disaster ever,
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we'll never
have another sale again!
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Fine with me.
Means we won't be stuck
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with another stupid
chocolate fountain.
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You didn't like that?
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Why didn't you say anything?
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I was afraid
I'd get iced out.
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Does that mean you're in?
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I'd love to put
this sale in the ground.
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You think I like
wasting my Saturday
slaving in the hot sun
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so I can dip fruit
in Beast and Lewie's
chocolate backwash?
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So what do we do?
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Step one:
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we do nothing.
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Perfect.
That's my specialty.
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Wait, I'm confused.
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You want us to do
what we think is best?
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Mom and Dad told us
never to do that.
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Yeah, we're used
to you being in charge.
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It's like an old shoe
that we would sell at the sale.
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If you told us to.
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Why should I be the one
in charge
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of the garage sale every year?
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You guys don't need me.
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You can come up
with your own ideas.
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We'd rather not.
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I say it's about time!
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I'm sick of Harley
telling us what to do!
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Who's with me?
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Freedom! Freedom!
Free--
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Dial it down.
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I could have my own booth.
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Very exclusive.
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With velvet ropes and
wristbands, like at a club.
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Make it hard for people
to buy your stuff.
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That's a great idea
I would have never had.
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You can all
have your own booths.
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Do whatever you want.
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BEAST: Awesome!
LEWIE: Good idea!
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We should have done
this long ago.
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You've been holding us back.
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We are going
to make so much money.
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And this year,
let's not blow the money
on just anything.
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Let's get something smart,
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like a whole mess
of fireworks.
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DAPHNE:
See ya later, alligator.
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We put them
in charge of themselves.
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Now all we have to do
is sit back and watch
the garage sale explode
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like the fireworks
Lewie will never get.
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And just
to make sure it does,
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there's still a few things
we could do to put
it over the top.
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HARLEY: "Garage Sale."
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No time, no date,
no address, no customers!
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I thought of a way we can
really drive customers off.
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I can play guitar
at the sale.
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Perfect! That will
totally make people leave.
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I wasn't finished.
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I mean, I can play
badly on purpose.
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Even better.
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I call this
"Searching For Toenails."
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♪ ♪
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You guys selling
all your good toys?
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No way!
These are for playing
with during the sale.
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Those are the ones
we're going to sell.
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We're selling
Indestructible Man?
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That's Unbreakable Guy.
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Oh, okay then.
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I don't know what boys
like, other than me.
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But girls are going to lose it
over my private pop-up sale
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of my curated collection,
"Styled by Rachel."
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$50 for one
of your t-shirts?
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You're right. It's too low.
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I'll mark it up to 60.
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And now, the final touch
on this poopy garage sale:
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Actual poop.
I'm fertilizing the lawn.
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The stink will really drive
the customers away.
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Hard to haggle
when you want to hurl.
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Every idea starts
with my invention bag.
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Ben Franklin had his kite,
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Shakespeare had his pen,
I got this baby.
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To make money, I usually sell
all my good inventions.
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This year,
I'm selling all my duds.
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This is one I wasted
a whole Sunday coming up with--
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the old milk dipstick.
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You dip it in milk,
it'll tell you if it's spoiled.
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But if you can't smell it
yourself,
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you are probably the dipstick.
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GEORGIE: Harley,
I've been thinking.
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Garage sale's the one time
of year people actually
come to our house.
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I mean, other than to say
Daphne should be punished.
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So this year, I want to use
the sale to really get
to know our neighbors.
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Their lives, their dreams.
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Why Mr. Driscoll always has that
one light on in his basement.
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What is he doing in there?
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Georgie's going to be babbling
so much to the customers,
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they won't have a chance
to buy anything.
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That's a terrible idea.
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That's a great idea!
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You think
their ideas are bad?
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I'm gonna sell
rocks and sticks.
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Good thinking.
You can't find those everywhere.
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(both laughing)
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I mean, how much
could she possibly make?
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Her big-ticket item
is a pinecone.
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She'll still probably make more
than the others combined.
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Let the world's
worst garage sale begin.
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Usually I'm crazy trying
to make sure this garage
sale goes well.
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But now that
it's more of a garbage sale,
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this is going to be fun.
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(music playing)
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♪ ♪
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♪ I ripped it off
last Thursday ♪
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♪ Where did that toenail go? ♪
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♪ I found it on the carpet ♪
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♪ It belonged to my big toe ♪
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Thank you, Marshport!
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If you liked that one,
you're in luck,
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'cause I'll be
playing it all day.
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Hey, there you are.
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I was just going to
come outside and check
on my little girl
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and see how
that big sale is going.
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Halftime?
Yeah.
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So, you guys
making some money out there?
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Oh, it's going to be one
for the record books.
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Good. Because I just
spoke to your mother,
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and we know how hard you work
on this sale every year.
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Well, maybe
not every year.
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That's my Harls,
modest and hard-working.
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Which is why we decided
that whatever you guys
make this year,
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we are going to match
dollar-for-dollar.
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Dollar-for--
Wait, I mean... huh?
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You guys are finally
going to get that pool!
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Look at you,
you're speechless.
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♪ I know that
I ain't special ♪
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♪ It happens all among us ♪
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♪ You look between your toes ♪
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♪ Find a bunch of fungus ♪
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Jam, toe jam!
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♪ Nah, nah, nah ♪
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Stop!
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I know, it's bad.
I can do worse.
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Believe me, I know.
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Listen, Mom and Dad
are going to double
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whatever money
we make this year.
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They want us to get
a pool.
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Great!
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No, horrible.
We're tanking the garage sale.
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Not anymore.
We're going to throw
this tank in reverse.
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We could get a pool?
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This is our year
for the pool,
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so we've got to make
as much as possible.
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Oh, yeah!
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How's everyone's
stations doing?
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I haven't sold anything.
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That's because the offers I've
been getting are insulting.
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$15 for a cold-shoulder blouse?
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I mean,
for the entrance fee, maybe.
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We haven't sold a thing.
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Yeah, it's like
the market for useless,
broken toys just dried up.
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I've been so busy chatting,
I haven't made a cent.
247
00:11:45,583 --> 00:11:47,332
But I did find out Mr. Johnson
248
00:11:47,333 --> 00:11:49,957
is illegally housing
three chickens on his property.
249
00:11:49,958 --> 00:11:52,582
You guys are pathetic.
I've made bank.
250
00:11:52,583 --> 00:11:54,374
(jingling)
251
00:11:54,375 --> 00:11:58,457
$4.00. Smiles weren't working,
but tears did.
252
00:11:58,458 --> 00:12:00,457
Okay, so with Mom and Dad's
contribution,
253
00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:01,958
we have about enough
for a pool noodle.
254
00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:03,999
Ugh!
255
00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,624
Harley, this is your fault!
256
00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:07,249
You're the one that told us
to use our best judgment.
257
00:12:07,250 --> 00:12:08,582
What were you thinking?
258
00:12:08,583 --> 00:12:10,249
Yeah!
Yeah!
259
00:12:10,250 --> 00:12:12,249
We've never done it before,
why should we start now?
260
00:12:12,250 --> 00:12:13,582
I made a mistake.
261
00:12:13,583 --> 00:12:15,749
I told you guys
to follow your instincts.
262
00:12:15,750 --> 00:12:17,707
But we still have time
to turn this around.
263
00:12:17,708 --> 00:12:19,582
How?
The day's almost over.
264
00:12:19,583 --> 00:12:23,290
Listen, guys,
Harley got us through
all the other garage sales.
265
00:12:23,291 --> 00:12:26,999
Just stop thinking
for yourselves
and do whatever she says.
266
00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:31,165
Okay, Rachel, it's time for
your boutique to have a sale.
267
00:12:31,166 --> 00:12:33,332
Daphne, you can get people
to buy anything.
268
00:12:33,333 --> 00:12:34,415
You're helping Rachel.
269
00:12:34,416 --> 00:12:37,290
I sold a rock and three sticks.
270
00:12:37,291 --> 00:12:38,582
I know how to move inventory.
271
00:12:38,583 --> 00:12:39,708
Now let's go.
272
00:12:43,833 --> 00:12:45,374
Good for day or night.
273
00:12:45,375 --> 00:12:47,832
Look stylish
wherever you go.
274
00:12:47,833 --> 00:12:50,457
I wouldn't recommend it
on the swing set,
275
00:12:50,458 --> 00:12:52,707
but it's an excellent choice
for the slide.
276
00:12:52,708 --> 00:12:55,374
Mac and cheese
washes right off.
277
00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:57,832
You ladies would
look fabulous
278
00:12:57,833 --> 00:13:00,749
in this reasonably
priced outfit.
279
00:13:00,750 --> 00:13:02,290
Give us a twirl, Rachel.
280
00:13:02,291 --> 00:13:05,124
Ooh, that outfit
is fetching.
281
00:13:05,125 --> 00:13:07,374
"Fetching"? These
are not the clientele
282
00:13:07,375 --> 00:13:10,207
who should be buying
"Styled By Rachel."
I can't.
283
00:13:10,208 --> 00:13:12,207
You will.
284
00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:13,624
I want a pool.
285
00:13:13,625 --> 00:13:17,457
And did I mention, ladies,
these outfits are Bingo-ready?
286
00:13:17,458 --> 00:13:19,249
Ooh!
Ooh!
287
00:13:19,250 --> 00:13:20,332
Yes!
288
00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:21,457
HARLEY: Lewie, Beast.
289
00:13:21,458 --> 00:13:23,457
It's time
to let go of the past.
290
00:13:23,458 --> 00:13:26,124
Sell-sell-sell everything
and anything you can!
291
00:13:26,125 --> 00:13:29,082
We're selling everything, folks!
And it's priced to move!
292
00:13:29,083 --> 00:13:30,874
I see you eyeing
this whoopee cushion.
293
00:13:30,875 --> 00:13:33,249
Why rely on your own butt?
294
00:13:33,250 --> 00:13:34,290
$4.00 for the lady.
295
00:13:34,291 --> 00:13:35,457
I'll go
as low as 3!
296
00:13:35,458 --> 00:13:37,249
With prices that low,
you've got to be crazy!
297
00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:40,874
Why do you think
they call me
"Craaaaaazy Beast"?!
298
00:13:40,875 --> 00:13:42,999
Seize on this
once-in-a-lifetime opportunity
299
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:45,415
while Crazy Beast
is in control!
300
00:13:45,416 --> 00:13:50,291
How can I be in control
if I'm craaaaaaazy?!
301
00:13:53,083 --> 00:13:54,624
HARLEY:
Ethan, less guitar rock,
302
00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:57,374
more "Rock-a-bye Baby."
You're on child care.
303
00:13:57,375 --> 00:13:59,165
(strumming)
304
00:13:59,166 --> 00:14:02,749
♪ Now I know my A-B-Cs ♪
305
00:14:02,750 --> 00:14:07,707
♪ Won't you come
and play with me? ♪
306
00:14:07,708 --> 00:14:09,374
♪ ♪
307
00:14:09,375 --> 00:14:11,499
Who wants to hear
some White Stripes?
308
00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:13,374
Nobody?
309
00:14:13,375 --> 00:14:17,124
♪ A-B-C-D-E... ♪
310
00:14:17,125 --> 00:14:18,999
♪ ♪
311
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,415
Ugh!
312
00:14:20,416 --> 00:14:23,415
Oh, your granddaughter
is going to love this.
313
00:14:23,416 --> 00:14:24,708
Do you have
any pictures of her?
314
00:14:26,625 --> 00:14:28,708
Move the merch, Georgie!
315
00:14:30,375 --> 00:14:31,874
That'll be $5.00, please.
316
00:14:31,875 --> 00:14:33,957
Text me a photo later.
317
00:14:33,958 --> 00:14:36,290
♪ My my my,
my squad goes ♪
318
00:14:36,291 --> 00:14:38,874
One-of-a-kind Harley
inventions, folks.
319
00:14:38,875 --> 00:14:40,833
Everything
to make your life easier.
320
00:14:42,416 --> 00:14:44,582
A "Hey You" Stick.
321
00:14:44,583 --> 00:14:46,582
Air Conditioned Shoes.
322
00:14:46,583 --> 00:14:51,457
Roll-On Relish, from
the makers of Roll-On Mayo.
323
00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:52,958
Also available.
324
00:14:55,458 --> 00:14:58,290
♪ My my my,
my squad goes ♪
325
00:14:58,291 --> 00:15:01,374
♪ They go hard ♪
326
00:15:01,375 --> 00:15:02,582
♪ No sleep ♪
327
00:15:02,583 --> 00:15:04,332
♪ To the top, baby ♪
328
00:15:04,333 --> 00:15:06,624
♪ Runnin' hard
till the day we die ♪
329
00:15:06,625 --> 00:15:08,249
♪ Till the day we die ♪
330
00:15:08,250 --> 00:15:09,832
♪ Easy with me ♪
331
00:15:09,833 --> 00:15:12,832
♪ They go hard ♪
332
00:15:12,833 --> 00:15:13,957
♪ Can't sleep ♪
333
00:15:13,958 --> 00:15:15,415
♪ To the top, baby ♪
334
00:15:15,416 --> 00:15:17,499
♪ Runnin' hard
till the day we die ♪
335
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:18,999
♪ Till the day we die ♪
336
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,957
♪ Easy with me ♪
337
00:15:20,958 --> 00:15:23,624
♪ They go hard ♪
338
00:15:23,625 --> 00:15:24,832
♪ Can't sleep ♪
339
00:15:24,833 --> 00:15:27,082
♪ To the top, baby ♪
340
00:15:27,083 --> 00:15:28,582
HARLEY: 321...
341
00:15:28,583 --> 00:15:30,458
$322.
342
00:15:31,875 --> 00:15:34,624
And a sandwich coupon?
I was dealing!
343
00:15:34,625 --> 00:15:37,207
With Mom and Dad's part,
that's enough for a pool!
344
00:15:37,208 --> 00:15:39,415
(cheering)
345
00:15:39,416 --> 00:15:42,582
I don't have
to take baths anymore!
346
00:15:42,583 --> 00:15:44,583
Oh, forgot
to add my take.
347
00:15:46,166 --> 00:15:48,082
Where's my table?
348
00:15:48,083 --> 00:15:50,290
We sold it.
Everything must go.
349
00:15:50,291 --> 00:15:51,499
I'm craaa--
350
00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:54,249
Yeah, that's over.
Even I'm tired of you.
351
00:15:54,250 --> 00:15:55,957
So where'd you put
my invention bag?
352
00:15:55,958 --> 00:15:57,249
We didn't put it anywhere.
353
00:15:57,250 --> 00:15:59,582
We sold the table
with everything on it.
354
00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:03,082
But my invention bag!
That's my most valuable
possession!
355
00:16:03,083 --> 00:16:04,249
Everything I need
is in there.
356
00:16:04,250 --> 00:16:06,874
My projects,
my tools, my ideas.
357
00:16:06,875 --> 00:16:11,333
I've had that
since I was 6 years old.
358
00:16:15,291 --> 00:16:17,875
I feel bad
keeping these now.
359
00:16:28,625 --> 00:16:29,707
We didn't mean to sell
your invention bag,
Harley.
360
00:16:29,708 --> 00:16:31,124
It was a mistake.
361
00:16:31,125 --> 00:16:32,415
LEWIE: We'd make you
a sympathy milkshake,
362
00:16:32,416 --> 00:16:34,957
but we sold the blender.
363
00:16:34,958 --> 00:16:36,374
And the ice cream.
364
00:16:36,375 --> 00:16:38,249
I know
exactly how you feel.
365
00:16:38,250 --> 00:16:40,624
One time, my phone
wasn't picking up Wi-Fi
366
00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:42,583
and my texts were
delayed for 20 minutes.
367
00:16:44,458 --> 00:16:47,999
Okay, maybe I don't know
exactly how you feel,
but I'm really sorry.
368
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:51,290
You know what,
I had this coming.
369
00:16:51,291 --> 00:16:52,874
It's karma.
370
00:16:52,875 --> 00:16:55,415
I should have never tried
to tank the sale.
371
00:16:55,416 --> 00:16:57,874
Tank the sale?
You did?
372
00:16:57,875 --> 00:16:59,125
Well, at first.
373
00:17:00,375 --> 00:17:02,583
It's because every year,
I do all the work.
374
00:17:03,708 --> 00:17:05,249
I figured if it went badly,
375
00:17:05,250 --> 00:17:06,415
you guys would want
to stop doing it.
376
00:17:06,416 --> 00:17:08,207
I'm sorry.
377
00:17:08,208 --> 00:17:11,000
If you want to ice me out,
I understand.
378
00:17:13,416 --> 00:17:14,999
I can't believe
she did that.
379
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,582
I feel so used.
380
00:17:16,583 --> 00:17:18,165
We're still getting
a pool, right?
381
00:17:18,166 --> 00:17:20,957
Look, I'm as blind-sided
by this as any of you.
382
00:17:20,958 --> 00:17:22,833
I mean,
why wouldn't I be?
383
00:17:26,416 --> 00:17:28,457
Okay, look,
let's be honest.
384
00:17:28,458 --> 00:17:30,082
Harley does do
the work every year,
385
00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:33,249
and we never save
for the pool.
386
00:17:33,250 --> 00:17:36,290
Last year,
she didn't even taste
the chocolate fountain.
387
00:17:36,291 --> 00:17:38,082
Or play Marco Polo in it.
388
00:17:38,083 --> 00:17:40,083
She's always there for us.
389
00:17:41,750 --> 00:17:44,165
We have to get
that invention bag back.
390
00:17:44,166 --> 00:17:46,499
Lewie, Beast, do you
remember who bought the table?
391
00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:48,749
Not really. I was going
crazy at the time.
392
00:17:48,750 --> 00:17:50,707
You get an action figure!
393
00:17:50,708 --> 00:17:53,415
You get
an action figure!
394
00:17:53,416 --> 00:17:55,582
You all get action figures!
395
00:17:55,583 --> 00:17:58,582
For the insane price
of 2 dollaaaaaaaars!
396
00:17:58,583 --> 00:18:00,749
Yes, ma'am,
everything must go.
397
00:18:00,750 --> 00:18:02,457
For the table
and everything on it.
398
00:18:02,458 --> 00:18:04,999
Okay, so we know a woman
bought the table.
399
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,874
Do you remember
what she looked like?
400
00:18:06,875 --> 00:18:08,415
Anything specific
on her face?
401
00:18:08,416 --> 00:18:09,707
She had one.
402
00:18:09,708 --> 00:18:11,332
More specific.
403
00:18:11,333 --> 00:18:13,457
She had a shirt
with pineapples on it.
404
00:18:13,458 --> 00:18:15,415
Wait, I helped a woman
with a pineapple shirt.
405
00:18:15,416 --> 00:18:18,458
She wanted a purse,
and I was negotiating
with her...
406
00:18:20,458 --> 00:18:23,415
Please, I am begging you
not to use this!
407
00:18:23,416 --> 00:18:25,290
Look,
at the table over there.
408
00:18:25,291 --> 00:18:27,332
It has heating pads!
409
00:18:27,333 --> 00:18:28,707
(grunting)
410
00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:31,332
What'd she look like?
Old.
411
00:18:31,333 --> 00:18:33,874
Remind me never to use
any of you as an eyewitness.
412
00:18:33,875 --> 00:18:36,832
Oh! I met an older woman
with a pineapple shirt.
413
00:18:36,833 --> 00:18:38,290
Her son just had a baby.
414
00:18:38,291 --> 00:18:40,332
Well, her son's wife,
of course.
415
00:18:40,333 --> 00:18:42,999
Such a cutie.
The baby, not the wife.
416
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,874
Although, the wife's
no slouch herself--
417
00:18:44,875 --> 00:18:46,249
Get to the point!
418
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:47,457
She said she bought
a table at the sale.
419
00:18:47,458 --> 00:18:49,457
Her name was Fran.
Short for Frances.
420
00:18:49,458 --> 00:18:52,457
You know, funny enough,
her daughter-in-law,
also Frances.
421
00:18:52,458 --> 00:18:55,332
I don't even remember
what we're looking for anymore.
422
00:18:55,333 --> 00:18:58,374
Okay, anywhere
in that soap opera
423
00:18:58,375 --> 00:19:00,415
you find out a house address
or phone number?
424
00:19:00,416 --> 00:19:03,332
No. But I did
get her son's number.
425
00:19:03,333 --> 00:19:05,457
I had to meet that baby.
426
00:19:05,458 --> 00:19:08,165
(doorbell rings)
427
00:19:08,166 --> 00:19:10,625
RACHEL: I... I can't.
428
00:19:12,208 --> 00:19:15,415
Hi, we spoke to your son.
429
00:19:15,416 --> 00:19:17,082
You were at
our garage sale earlier.
430
00:19:17,083 --> 00:19:19,999
You bought a table
that had a bag on it.
431
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,707
Any chance you still have it?
432
00:19:21,708 --> 00:19:24,082
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
It's right here.
433
00:19:24,083 --> 00:19:26,249
Oh!
434
00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:27,624
Thank goodness.
435
00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:29,415
I know it's gross and bleh,
436
00:19:29,416 --> 00:19:31,332
but it's irreplaceable
to us.
437
00:19:31,333 --> 00:19:32,999
Or at least
our nerdy sister.
438
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,332
Okay, that might
not sound like it,
439
00:19:35,333 --> 00:19:38,124
but it's straight
from the heart.
440
00:19:38,125 --> 00:19:41,415
Can we take that bag
back off your hands
for say, 10 bucks?
441
00:19:41,416 --> 00:19:42,833
That sounds fair.
442
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,415
Can you break a 20?
443
00:19:46,416 --> 00:19:50,457
Well, you had quite a day
at the garage sale, huh?
444
00:19:50,458 --> 00:19:52,082
Yeah.
445
00:19:52,083 --> 00:19:54,374
And you said that this is
irreplaceable?
446
00:19:54,375 --> 00:19:55,749
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
447
00:19:55,750 --> 00:19:59,749
Sounds like it's worth
more than $10.
448
00:19:59,750 --> 00:20:01,207
How much more?
449
00:20:01,208 --> 00:20:03,499
Just start counting, dear.
450
00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:06,249
Oh, I forgot to mention,
451
00:20:06,250 --> 00:20:08,249
her son says she has
kind of a nasty streak.
452
00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:11,583
Thanksgivings
have been a nightmare.
453
00:20:16,250 --> 00:20:17,583
(sighs)
454
00:20:21,333 --> 00:20:25,457
Did I die? Because
this is how I pictured it,
455
00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:28,624
everyone looking down at me,
456
00:20:28,625 --> 00:20:31,708
but I thought at least
a few of you would be crying.
457
00:20:35,333 --> 00:20:38,499
My invention bag!
You got it back! How?
458
00:20:38,500 --> 00:20:40,290
It was
a team effort.
459
00:20:40,291 --> 00:20:42,999
See? I was right.
460
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,874
You guys
do have good ideas.
461
00:20:44,875 --> 00:20:46,249
I got my invention
bag back,
462
00:20:46,250 --> 00:20:47,457
and we're getting
a pool.
463
00:20:47,458 --> 00:20:50,249
Yeah, about that...
464
00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:51,624
We lost our money,
465
00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:54,082
and I lost my faith
in the elderly.
466
00:20:54,083 --> 00:20:56,332
You gave up a pool
to get my bag back?
467
00:20:56,333 --> 00:20:58,999
You're welcome.
Now let's never talk
about it again.
468
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,999
Hey, guys. Wanted
to check in with the fam.
469
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,207
{\an8}So how'd the big sale go?
470
00:21:03,208 --> 00:21:04,415
{\an8}Your game over?
471
00:21:04,416 --> 00:21:06,874
{\an8}Yeah. We lost.
My team was a letdown.
472
00:21:06,875 --> 00:21:09,415
{\an8}Sorry to hear that.
473
00:21:09,416 --> 00:21:11,458
{\an8}My team was amazing.
474
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:21,999
{\an8}HARLEY: In the end, doubling
our profits only got us $44.
475
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:24,249
{\an8}We gotta get
a real pool.
476
00:21:24,250 --> 00:21:25,999
{\an8}Garage sale next week?
477
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,708
{\an8}Sure.
478
00:21:29,416 --> 00:21:30,458
{\an8}(horn honks)
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