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I can't believe it!
We owe $800.
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$800! $800!
3
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Yeah, no, saying
it different ways
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doesn't make it
any less horrifying.
5
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Ugh, I feel sick,
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and not just because
I had four corn dogs,
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two turkey legs,
and a deep-fried brownie.
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If you throw that up,
you owe me 50 bucks.
9
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Maybe this is
a nightmare.
10
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Maybe we'll all wake up
and everything will be okay.
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Nightmares never take place
anywhere this fun.
12
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Or do they?
13
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Ouch. Nope.
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Kids make mistakes,
Diaz kids more than most,
15
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but accidentally spending
on cabana treats,
hundreds of dollars
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that's off the charts,
even for us.
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Ethan's right.
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This is a huge mistake,
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and not a good one,
20
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like when a cook
in ancient China
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messed up dinner
and invented fireworks,
22
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though ours will also
result in an explosion
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from Mom and Dad.
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Guys! (squeals)
25
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Guys, I faced my fears.
26
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I rode the Doom Funnel!
27
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And I am never doing it again.
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It was the worst
12 seconds of my life,
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and my lucky bracelet
got stuck near the top.
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Aw, you guys!
Look how upset you are!
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You know, I love the support,
but don't worry.
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The lucky bracelet's
just a dumb superstition.
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We blew 800 bucks
on this cabana,
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and Mom and Dad
don't know.
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The bad luck's
starting already.
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I'm sorry I called
you dumb, lucky bracelet!
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TOM: Hey, kids!
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Uh-oh. Here comes
Mom and Dad.
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And it's getting worse.
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Hang on, lucky bracelet,
I'll come back for you!
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Stop talking
to jewelry!
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We have to figure out
how to fix this
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before they find out!
Be cool.
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♪
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This was the best day ever,
with none of the four C's!
46
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No chaos, no complaining,
no casualties...
47
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and no cost.
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Pssh, why would
there be any of that?
49
00:02:03,958 --> 00:02:07,082
And it looks like we have
a terrific new "C"...
50
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Cabana!
51
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(nervous laughter)
52
00:02:09,416 --> 00:02:11,374
Is this part
of the deal, too?
53
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It sure seems
like it, doesn't it?
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Unreal.
55
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I can't believe
how great this is.
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Why can't you believe it?
It's totally believable!
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- Georgie!
- I need my lucky bracelet.
58
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- I can't live like this.
- Hello, I'm Malcolm.
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Can I get
you folks anything?
60
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I'd recommend
the plain tap water.
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Malcolm's a magician
with the tap water.
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- Yeah.
- Do you have shrimp cocktail?
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(gasps)
That sounds good.
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Right.
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You know what
sounds really good?
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A, uh... a half-eaten
plate of cold nachos.
67
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I know what you'll love!
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Our signature
seafood tower.
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Would you like
of specialty drinks?
to look at our list
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Ooh! Don't mind
if I do.
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Oh, he's going to mind
that he did.
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(cash register dings)
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♪ Sometimes it feels like
things are out of control ♪
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♪ Like you're living
in a circus ♪
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♪ Tryin' to figure out
your way in the world ♪
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♪ Where you're at
is kind of perfect ♪
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♪ So turn it up,
turn it up ♪
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{\an8}♪ Do your thing,
don't stop ♪
79
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{\an8}♪ Let me give again
Let's jump right in ♪
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♪ I wanna get stuck with you ♪
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♪ In the middle
of the party ♪
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♪ We're just getting started ♪
83
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♪ I wanna get stuck with you ♪
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♪ In the eye
of the tornado ♪
85
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♪ Always in the same boat ♪
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♪ I wanna get stuck with you ♪
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♪ Get stuck in the middle
with you ♪
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♪ I wanna get stuck with you ♪
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{\an8}(snoring)
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{\an8}We have to figure out a way
to pay this cabana bill,
91
00:04:04,083 --> 00:04:07,374
{\an8}or we'll never go
on vacation again.
92
00:04:07,375 --> 00:04:08,707
{\an8}(licking)
93
00:04:08,708 --> 00:04:11,082
{\an8}What's stuck in my hair?
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{\an8}My lollypop.
I put it on the room bill.
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{\an8}I figured we're already
so far in the hole,
what the heck!
96
00:04:17,625 --> 00:04:20,499
{\an8}This giant bill would've never
happened at Pilgrim Land.
97
00:04:20,500 --> 00:04:21,957
{\an8}Things there
only cost a shilling!
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{\an8}Okay, as bad as this is,
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{\an8}today was still better
than Pilgrim Land.
100
00:04:26,083 --> 00:04:28,874
{\an8}We didn't have to knit anything
or learn anything,
101
00:04:28,875 --> 00:04:31,082
{\an8}and all of our food
was from this century.
102
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{\an8}But when Mom and Dad find out,
we'll be on lockdown forever.
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00:04:35,083 --> 00:04:36,749
{\an8}By the time we're out,
the mall cop
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{\an8}who tells my squad
not to loiter
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won't even remember
my name.
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He'll be like,
"Hey, pretty girl,
107
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eat your shawarma
and move along."
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Like I'm a nobody!
109
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Shh! Yo, Ethan.
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You can't possibly be asleep
on that duffel bag
full of shoes.
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We could use
some ideas.
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Aren't you worried?
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I am.
About Hannah's post.
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This guy here,
boyfriend or cousin?
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Either way, she's
out of your league. Ideas?
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00:05:03,708 --> 00:05:06,832
I blew all my savings
on giant pink bears,
117
00:05:06,833 --> 00:05:10,083
so I'm not the guy
to go to for smart
money management.
118
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Wait. Maybe we can
by working here.
settle the tab
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Great idea!
Oh, wait.
120
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Half of the family
is under ten,
121
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and it's
a four-hour commute!
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Beast and I know
how to get the money.
123
00:05:25,583 --> 00:05:27,458
Finally, someone
with a plan.
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I don't know
if you noticed,
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but there is a giant
pirate chest in the park.
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No one's
even guarding it.
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Yeah!
128
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That's fake, dummies!
129
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Aw! There goes our plan
to buy a ping-pong table
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and an island.
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(yawns)
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I'll figure out
something else.
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00:06:02,083 --> 00:06:04,415
In the meantime,
let's all get some rest,
134
00:06:04,416 --> 00:06:06,999
or whatever you call
what we've got going on here.
135
00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:11,415
- Good night.
- Good night, guys.
136
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Don't let the bedbugs bite.
See you in the morning.
137
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Remind me to never invent
a sour-cream-and-onion pillow.
138
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There's a pile of chips
under Harley's head.
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No one's even guarding it.
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Oh!
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♪
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Finally, reason number 124
you should forgive our bill.
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We're good kids
who made a bad mistake,
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so for all
of these reasons,
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plus the three pages
that blew into the dunk tank,
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I hope you will
not make us pay.
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I like you, Harley.
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I'm Team Harley.
Go, Harley!
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Go, Harley!
150
00:07:03,458 --> 00:07:05,249
But I'm also Team
Stay in Business
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00:07:05,250 --> 00:07:08,165
and Maybe Buy
That Pop-Out Camper This Year.
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I can't forgive
a bill this large.
153
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I understand you can't
do it for everyone,
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but I'm not everyone.
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Team Harley, remember?
The one who made
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the great Dry-Through invention
for your park?
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Oh, you mean the one
that already got you
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free room and free entry
into the park,
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and sadly
no one is using?
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There, there.
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A waterpark is no place
for long faces.
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Here.
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Here's a token
for the arcade.
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You know what'll
turn your day around?
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Winning a backscratcher!
166
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ETHAN: One unicorn
coming up!
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Okay, here we go.
I got it.
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- Winner!
- Yes! 94th time's the charm!
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Oh, thanks.
170
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Oh, hello!
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Here. Come on.
172
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Oh, man. See that guy
coming this way?
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He was in the cabana
next to us yesterday.
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Total jerk!
175
00:08:00,375 --> 00:08:02,832
That's my dad.
176
00:08:02,833 --> 00:08:04,999
I'm not saying you have
to forgive our bill,
177
00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:07,290
but I may or may not
have seen a rat
178
00:08:07,291 --> 00:08:09,124
floating in the kiddie pool,
179
00:08:09,125 --> 00:08:11,415
and I have many,
many followers
180
00:08:11,416 --> 00:08:13,707
who would be very upset
to hear this.
181
00:08:13,708 --> 00:08:16,207
Post away. Last year,
we had a barracuda
182
00:08:16,208 --> 00:08:19,207
in the Lazy River
and attendance barely dipped.
183
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Not sure how it got there.
184
00:08:21,375 --> 00:08:24,999
I suspect my ex-wife
who just came back
from the Caribbean.
185
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Point is, you can't
keep people from fun.
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Speaking of fun...
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(scoffs)
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Subject spotted.
189
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Copy that.
190
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Excuse me,
would you mind looking
for an orange bracelet?
191
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I know I left it
on my way--
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On your way down,
can you keep an eye out
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for an orange bracelet?
I-- I--
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(tweets)
195
00:09:00,583 --> 00:09:02,582
(sighs) You can
do this, Georgie.
196
00:09:02,583 --> 00:09:05,000
Face your fears, Georgie.
197
00:09:06,125 --> 00:09:07,958
It's just a slide, right?
198
00:09:09,291 --> 00:09:11,832
I can't!
I can't do it! Aah!
199
00:09:11,833 --> 00:09:16,999
(screaming)
200
00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:20,457
Oh, have you ever seen
our kids so happy?
201
00:09:20,458 --> 00:09:21,999
Never.
202
00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:22,999
Mm!
203
00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:24,457
How cute!
204
00:09:24,458 --> 00:09:27,082
Daphne's chatting
with Mr. Torvalton.
205
00:09:27,083 --> 00:09:29,582
Oh! She really is getting
to be so grown up.
206
00:09:29,583 --> 00:09:32,708
Daphne be so sad!
207
00:09:34,250 --> 00:09:35,207
Aw, come on.
208
00:09:35,208 --> 00:09:37,457
I hate to see
a little girl cry.
209
00:09:37,458 --> 00:09:39,707
Me hate it, too.
210
00:09:39,708 --> 00:09:41,749
Well, your siblings
seem like nice kids.
211
00:09:41,750 --> 00:09:44,374
This wasn't intentional,
I suppose.
212
00:09:44,375 --> 00:09:45,999
It was
an honest mistake.
213
00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:49,499
Yes. They do bad boo-boo
with bill.
214
00:09:49,500 --> 00:09:53,124
Well, your sister did make
that invention we installed.
215
00:09:53,125 --> 00:09:55,082
It's not her fault
no one's using it.
216
00:09:55,083 --> 00:09:58,165
(sighs) We're having
a really good season,
217
00:09:58,166 --> 00:10:01,082
and our markup
on those cabana items
is really outrageous.
218
00:10:01,083 --> 00:10:02,749
Don't quote me
on that.
219
00:10:02,750 --> 00:10:06,207
Okay, just this once,
220
00:10:06,208 --> 00:10:09,832
I'm going to do
something I never do.
221
00:10:09,833 --> 00:10:12,083
I'm going
to forgive your bill!
222
00:10:14,250 --> 00:10:15,625
Hit it, Beast!
223
00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:21,833
(shouting)
224
00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:25,582
Yeah! Welcome
to our Doom Funnel!
225
00:10:25,583 --> 00:10:28,083
Who's too small now?!
226
00:10:29,583 --> 00:10:31,999
Just wanted to say thanks
for forgiving our bill.
227
00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,457
So cool of you.
Hashtag Chester rocks.
228
00:10:34,458 --> 00:10:37,082
Hashtag the deal is off.
229
00:10:37,083 --> 00:10:39,332
With the additional charges
your parents racked up,
230
00:10:39,333 --> 00:10:42,582
your bill is now $922.17.
231
00:10:42,583 --> 00:10:44,624
It'll be on your tab
at checkout.
232
00:10:44,625 --> 00:10:45,874
I'm soaked!
233
00:10:45,875 --> 00:10:47,749
This was
my Aqualympics outfit!
234
00:10:47,750 --> 00:10:49,165
(beeping)
235
00:10:49,166 --> 00:10:52,290
Well, at least my Wrist Walker's
still working.
236
00:10:52,291 --> 00:10:55,458
I wonder if I get extra points
for stomping angrily!
237
00:10:57,208 --> 00:10:59,332
Maybe consider
a nice stomp through
the Dry-Through!
238
00:10:59,333 --> 00:11:00,875
There's no line!
239
00:11:08,125 --> 00:11:10,707
That's it!
We're out of options.
240
00:11:10,708 --> 00:11:13,374
We'll never pay
this cabana bill.
241
00:11:13,375 --> 00:11:14,582
- Hey!
- Hi.
242
00:11:14,583 --> 00:11:15,957
We have to tell
Mom and Dad the truth.
243
00:11:15,958 --> 00:11:18,749
We do.
We both know I mean you.
244
00:11:18,750 --> 00:11:20,124
Yeah, got that.
245
00:11:20,125 --> 00:11:22,082
Ethan, this is my dad,
Simon Pillman,
246
00:11:22,083 --> 00:11:24,582
but you already
know him, right?
247
00:11:24,583 --> 00:11:28,957
No! I was thinking
of someone else, different guy.
248
00:11:28,958 --> 00:11:32,207
You were in the cabana
next to ours yesterday.
249
00:11:32,208 --> 00:11:33,957
We have quieter
neighbors today--
250
00:11:33,958 --> 00:11:36,165
a flock of wild parrots
having a drum circle.
251
00:11:36,166 --> 00:11:38,457
Hannah, I came to tell
you lunch is ready.
252
00:11:38,458 --> 00:11:39,875
Be right there.
253
00:11:41,166 --> 00:11:44,707
Great. Your dad
hates me.
254
00:11:44,708 --> 00:11:47,874
Don't feel special.
My dad hates most people.
255
00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:50,457
Really? Awesome!
256
00:11:50,458 --> 00:11:52,957
I've never been so happy
I'm not special!
257
00:11:52,958 --> 00:11:54,583
Not to him...
258
00:11:56,583 --> 00:11:58,165
We can still stay
in touch.
259
00:11:58,166 --> 00:12:00,832
Dad doesn't need to know
everyone that I text.
260
00:12:00,833 --> 00:12:03,332
Nice! Like
forbidden love.
261
00:12:03,333 --> 00:12:06,582
This is a waterpark,
not Twilight.
262
00:12:06,583 --> 00:12:08,708
You are ridiculously lame.
263
00:12:11,750 --> 00:12:15,415
I'm lame? Only one of us
is holding a purple unicorn.
264
00:12:15,416 --> 00:12:17,458
(giggles)
265
00:12:19,250 --> 00:12:20,583
(screaming)
266
00:12:22,250 --> 00:12:24,999
Got my bracelet!
267
00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:28,000
Oh, no. That can happen?
268
00:12:31,833 --> 00:12:34,500
Will you hold this
for me? Thanks!
269
00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:40,416
( screaming)
270
00:12:42,375 --> 00:12:46,207
Mom! Dad!
271
00:12:46,208 --> 00:12:49,165
I'm about to tell you something
you're not going to like.
272
00:12:49,166 --> 00:12:51,124
Could you cut to the chase?
There's a rowdy Scout troop
on our tails.
273
00:12:51,125 --> 00:12:55,583
Let me just start off
by saying I love you
both very much and...
274
00:12:58,625 --> 00:13:01,457
HARLEY:
Family Aqualympics today?
275
00:13:01,458 --> 00:13:05,624
Winner gets $1,000
in Splash Bucks?
276
00:13:05,625 --> 00:13:07,707
We're doing
the Aqualympics!
277
00:13:07,708 --> 00:13:09,999
You're kidding.
The Diaz family
278
00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,249
wants to compete
in the Aqualympics?
279
00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:14,707
Yes. We're going
to win first place,
280
00:13:14,708 --> 00:13:16,582
$1,000 in Splash Bucks!
281
00:13:16,583 --> 00:13:19,290
Well, not to drench
your enthusiasm,
282
00:13:19,291 --> 00:13:22,124
much like you drenched
my game-day suit, but ha!
283
00:13:22,125 --> 00:13:24,165
The returning champs
are competing.
284
00:13:24,166 --> 00:13:25,582
They've won
five years in a row.
285
00:13:25,583 --> 00:13:26,707
They're unbeatable.
286
00:13:26,708 --> 00:13:29,290
The Pillmans.
287
00:13:29,291 --> 00:13:32,208
♪
288
00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:40,582
You know when you're eating
popcorn at the movies,
289
00:13:40,583 --> 00:13:43,707
all happy, and then a kernel
gets stuck in your tooth?
290
00:13:43,708 --> 00:13:46,874
The Pillmans
are my kernel!
291
00:13:46,875 --> 00:13:50,082
The Pillmans are about
to get a serious flossing.
292
00:13:50,083 --> 00:13:52,457
Okay, it's going
to be a challenge,
293
00:13:52,458 --> 00:13:54,707
but Team Diaz
has what it takes.
294
00:13:54,708 --> 00:13:58,750
One, two, three, four.
295
00:14:00,583 --> 00:14:03,457
We're going up
against them?
296
00:14:03,458 --> 00:14:05,207
Thirty-nine, 40.
297
00:14:05,208 --> 00:14:07,582
Don't worry.
We can do it.
298
00:14:07,583 --> 00:14:08,707
Yeah, totally.
299
00:14:08,708 --> 00:14:10,332
Second place,
here we come.
300
00:14:10,333 --> 00:14:12,749
(sighs)
301
00:14:12,750 --> 00:14:16,083
Hup! Hup! Hup!
Hup! Hup! Hup!
302
00:14:19,333 --> 00:14:21,874
Guys, stop staring!
303
00:14:21,875 --> 00:14:23,499
You're letting them
psych you out.
304
00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:24,582
Because they're bigger.
305
00:14:24,583 --> 00:14:26,082
- And faster.
- And stronger.
306
00:14:26,083 --> 00:14:28,165
Is that a family
or a machine?
307
00:14:28,166 --> 00:14:32,165
Just FYI, I have
a prior relationship
with one of the Pillmans,
308
00:14:32,166 --> 00:14:35,290
so I may not be able to compete
with my whole heart.
309
00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:37,457
If you throw this,
I will chase you down
310
00:14:37,458 --> 00:14:39,874
and beat you
with your whole heart.
311
00:14:39,875 --> 00:14:42,832
And with that bum foot,
you know I'll catch you.
312
00:14:42,833 --> 00:14:45,082
I do. Never mind.
313
00:14:45,083 --> 00:14:47,999
If anyone can take down
the Pillman dynasty, it's us!
314
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,124
We have nine people
with all different skills,
315
00:14:50,125 --> 00:14:53,082
and we've been training
for this our whole lives!
316
00:14:53,083 --> 00:14:55,957
Water jousting.
Beast and Lewie.
317
00:14:55,958 --> 00:14:57,415
That's your specialty.
318
00:14:57,416 --> 00:15:00,166
(all shouting)
319
00:15:01,875 --> 00:15:03,207
Inner tube ring toss.
320
00:15:03,208 --> 00:15:04,749
That's you, lover boy.
321
00:15:04,750 --> 00:15:06,249
You're going to be
tossing them on Daphne,
322
00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:08,707
'cause she's always
in the middle of everything.
323
00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:11,249
Next up, we have
roller ball derby.
324
00:15:11,250 --> 00:15:13,249
That's me and Rachel.
325
00:15:13,250 --> 00:15:15,000
Yeah, you didn't
see this before.
326
00:15:23,291 --> 00:15:26,290
Stiff-arming girls
and grannies to get a cabana
327
00:15:26,291 --> 00:15:28,500
was maybe not
our finest moment.
328
00:15:34,208 --> 00:15:38,415
Mom, Dad, you're going to be
a part of the family tug-of-war.
329
00:15:38,416 --> 00:15:40,124
We can handle that.
330
00:15:40,125 --> 00:15:42,832
Totally! We pull seven kids
out of bed every school day.
331
00:15:42,833 --> 00:15:46,082
And, last but not least,
the Doom Funnel waterslide race.
332
00:15:46,083 --> 00:15:48,249
Who's doing that?
333
00:15:48,250 --> 00:15:49,457
My lucky bracelet!
334
00:15:49,458 --> 00:15:52,707
I had to do
that awful slide nine times.
335
00:15:52,708 --> 00:15:55,165
Thank goodness I'll never
have to do it again.
336
00:15:55,166 --> 00:15:57,832
(sympathetic chuckles)
337
00:15:57,833 --> 00:15:59,500
What?
338
00:16:01,583 --> 00:16:03,707
HARLEY: It's not going
to be easy,
339
00:16:03,708 --> 00:16:06,207
but the Diaz kids have
one thing the Pillmans don't...
340
00:16:06,208 --> 00:16:08,165
complete desperation!
341
00:16:08,166 --> 00:16:10,874
$800 in smoothies and swag!
342
00:16:10,875 --> 00:16:12,707
If Mom and Dad find out,
343
00:16:12,708 --> 00:16:14,957
we'll never go
on vacation again!
344
00:16:14,958 --> 00:16:17,458
Losing is not an option.
345
00:16:19,166 --> 00:16:22,582
Welcome, one and all,
to the tenth annual Aqualympics!
346
00:16:22,583 --> 00:16:24,582
(cheering)
347
00:16:24,583 --> 00:16:26,499
This isn't the suit
I planned to wear.
348
00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:29,207
There was an incident.
I prefer not to get into it.
349
00:16:29,208 --> 00:16:31,999
Anyway, today our families
350
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,999
will be competing
in seven exciting events.
351
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,749
The family
with the most points at the end
352
00:16:36,750 --> 00:16:39,999
will win $1,000
in Splash Bucks
353
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:44,124
and the title
of Aqualympics Champions!
354
00:16:44,125 --> 00:16:48,165
(cheering)
355
00:16:48,166 --> 00:16:49,582
♪ Give me that boom boom ♪
356
00:16:49,583 --> 00:16:51,374
♪ Right through my body ♪
357
00:16:51,375 --> 00:16:53,457
♪ Give me that clap
when it rock me back ♪
358
00:16:53,458 --> 00:16:54,957
♪ When I crack
like Rocky ♪
359
00:16:54,958 --> 00:16:56,499
♪ So give me
that eh-oh ♪
360
00:16:56,500 --> 00:16:58,749
♪ Give me that eh-oh ♪
361
00:16:58,750 --> 00:17:02,374
♪ Put your hands up
if you want it like I want it ♪
362
00:17:02,375 --> 00:17:09,415
♪ Singing la la la,
la la la, la la la ♪
363
00:17:09,416 --> 00:17:11,832
♪ It was fun that we do this
I'm all about the music ♪
364
00:17:11,833 --> 00:17:13,999
You got this.
You got this.
365
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:19,165
♪
366
00:17:19,166 --> 00:17:23,582
CHESTER: The Diaz girls
are out in front, amazing!
367
00:17:23,583 --> 00:17:25,124
That's it, girls.
That's it, girls.
368
00:17:25,125 --> 00:17:27,874
♪ Put your hands up
Put your hands up ♪
369
00:17:27,875 --> 00:17:29,874
♪ Put your hands up ♪
370
00:17:29,875 --> 00:17:31,291
Ooh!
371
00:17:35,583 --> 00:17:38,583
(cheering)
372
00:17:42,125 --> 00:17:43,749
(tweets)
373
00:17:43,750 --> 00:17:46,165
(screaming)
374
00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:50,832
♪ With the music
work your body ♪
375
00:17:50,833 --> 00:17:54,374
♪ So la la la,
la la la, la la la ♪
376
00:17:54,375 --> 00:17:56,125
Yes! Yes!
377
00:17:57,625 --> 00:17:59,290
♪ It was time
that we do this ♪
378
00:17:59,291 --> 00:18:02,249
(splashing)
379
00:18:02,250 --> 00:18:04,999
(cheering)
380
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,708
Here we go!
381
00:18:13,166 --> 00:18:17,582
♪ Put your hands up
Put your hands up ♪
382
00:18:17,583 --> 00:18:22,207
(splashing)
383
00:18:22,208 --> 00:18:25,416
(cheering)
384
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,124
I did it!
How did I do?
385
00:18:30,125 --> 00:18:32,249
CHESTER: Super slider
Georgie Diaz
386
00:18:32,250 --> 00:18:34,582
ties Paul Pillman
for the fastest time of the day!
387
00:18:34,583 --> 00:18:36,707
Oh, come on!
388
00:18:36,708 --> 00:18:38,165
♪ Losing your composure ♪
389
00:18:38,166 --> 00:18:40,125
The Diaz family seems
unstoppable today.
390
00:18:42,583 --> 00:18:44,458
(air gusting)
391
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,832
- Or maybe not!
- Whoa!
392
00:18:47,833 --> 00:18:51,707
Harley Diaz, for some reason,
seems to have stopped her ball!
393
00:18:51,708 --> 00:18:54,124
What happened?
What just happ-- What?
394
00:18:54,125 --> 00:18:56,624
Just short
of the finish line!
395
00:18:56,625 --> 00:19:00,249
That's a tough loss
to swallow for the Diaz family.
396
00:19:00,250 --> 00:19:03,207
You cheated! We would've won,
but you cheated!
397
00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:05,124
That's what losers
always say!
398
00:19:05,125 --> 00:19:06,999
(scoffs)
399
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:09,082
A solid performance
by the Diaz clan,
400
00:19:09,083 --> 00:19:10,832
and Blackbeard's coin dive
401
00:19:10,833 --> 00:19:13,124
has bumped them
up to second place!
402
00:19:13,125 --> 00:19:16,249
(cheering)
403
00:19:16,250 --> 00:19:18,999
And now our top two families
move into the final event,
404
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,290
the tug of war!
405
00:19:20,291 --> 00:19:24,207
It's the Diazes
versus the Pillmans.
406
00:19:24,208 --> 00:19:25,874
- Arm strength!
- Now, get ready, folks.
407
00:19:25,875 --> 00:19:28,457
This is a whole-family event
worth ten points.
408
00:19:28,458 --> 00:19:29,832
We can still win this!
409
00:19:29,833 --> 00:19:32,290
Nine of us against
five of them!
410
00:19:32,291 --> 00:19:35,415
Finally! Being bigger
than a normal family
411
00:19:35,416 --> 00:19:37,165
will work
to our advantage!
412
00:19:37,166 --> 00:19:38,165
Yeah, not really.
413
00:19:38,166 --> 00:19:40,415
We've beaten
big families before,
414
00:19:40,416 --> 00:19:41,957
and, frankly,
your three little ones
415
00:19:41,958 --> 00:19:43,290
barely add up
to one person.
416
00:19:43,291 --> 00:19:44,832
No, he didn't!
417
00:19:44,833 --> 00:19:47,207
We missed our Doom Funnel
height by one tentacle!
418
00:19:47,208 --> 00:19:50,999
Mr. Cheater Family's right.
419
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:54,707
Strength-wise, there's
no way we can win.
420
00:19:54,708 --> 00:19:57,207
Should've made an invention
that could pull a rope
421
00:19:57,208 --> 00:20:00,957
instead of that dumb Dry-Through
nobody wants to use.
422
00:20:00,958 --> 00:20:03,290
Hang on.
423
00:20:03,291 --> 00:20:07,374
Oh, wait. Little detour.
Follow me, quick!
424
00:20:07,375 --> 00:20:10,290
♪
425
00:20:10,291 --> 00:20:12,707
The key to winning
tug of war is having good grip,
426
00:20:12,708 --> 00:20:17,207
and the key to having
a good grip is being dry.
427
00:20:17,208 --> 00:20:20,582
CHESTER: And now, the moment
you've all been waiting for,
428
00:20:20,583 --> 00:20:23,499
the exciting conclusion
of the tenth annual Aqualympics,
429
00:20:23,500 --> 00:20:25,707
the tug of war!
430
00:20:25,708 --> 00:20:27,582
(cheering)
431
00:20:27,583 --> 00:20:30,082
Hey! They changed
into dry clothes!
432
00:20:30,083 --> 00:20:32,999
- They're cheating!
- That's what losers always say.
433
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,999
- (scoffs)
- We didn't change.
434
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,499
We used my invention,
the Dry-Through.
435
00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:40,207
The Dry-Through? Is that
by the cabanas?
that weird green thing
436
00:20:40,208 --> 00:20:42,874
I thought that
was just bad art!
437
00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:44,165
(laughing)
438
00:20:44,166 --> 00:20:45,290
Okay, settle down, people.
439
00:20:45,291 --> 00:20:47,582
The first team to pull
440
00:20:47,583 --> 00:20:49,499
the blue mark on the rope
441
00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:51,124
across your own team's line
442
00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:53,499
will be our new
Aqualympics champions!
443
00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:55,374
(cheering)
444
00:20:55,375 --> 00:21:00,415
Ready... set...
445
00:21:00,416 --> 00:21:01,999
(horn blares)
446
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,999
(all grunting)
447
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,999
Come on, people!
448
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,583
Pull like a Pillman!
449
00:21:09,458 --> 00:21:11,208
Come on, family!
450
00:21:12,458 --> 00:21:14,583
- Come on!
- (squelching)
451
00:21:16,583 --> 00:21:17,875
Pull! Come on!
452
00:21:19,250 --> 00:21:22,000
Watch your feet!
Stop slipping, come on!
453
00:21:24,458 --> 00:21:25,999
Come on, pull!
454
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:29,249
No! What?
455
00:21:29,250 --> 00:21:34,165
(cheering)
456
00:21:34,166 --> 00:21:35,874
Talk about an upset!
457
00:21:35,875 --> 00:21:38,457
Our tenth annual
Aqualympics champions
458
00:21:38,458 --> 00:21:40,416
are the Diaz family!
459
00:21:43,458 --> 00:21:47,250
What? Diaz how we do it!
460
00:21:49,375 --> 00:21:51,874
Hey! Thanks for pushing
out of our comfort zone.
461
00:21:51,875 --> 00:21:54,374
This is the greatest
vacation ever!
462
00:21:54,375 --> 00:21:56,082
KIDS: Yay!
463
00:21:56,083 --> 00:21:58,874
Oh, and we made
a thousand bucks!
464
00:21:58,875 --> 00:22:00,165
Yeah, not quite
a thousand.
465
00:22:00,166 --> 00:22:01,166
Long story.
466
00:22:03,291 --> 00:22:05,125
Why ruin the moment?
467
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:08,374
Look!
468
00:22:08,375 --> 00:22:10,749
For something
that blasts hot air,
469
00:22:10,750 --> 00:22:12,124
it's pretty cool.
470
00:22:12,125 --> 00:22:15,165
Yeah, it's fine. Whatev.
471
00:22:15,166 --> 00:22:17,249
You're right,
it's awesome.
472
00:22:17,250 --> 00:22:20,832
Oh, sorry.
It's cool. I'm not.
473
00:22:20,833 --> 00:22:23,957
Hey, uh, remember
in that movie
474
00:22:23,958 --> 00:22:25,874
when Katniss and Peeta
475
00:22:25,875 --> 00:22:27,749
were fighting
for their lives and...
476
00:22:27,750 --> 00:22:29,124
♪
477
00:22:29,125 --> 00:22:30,624
This doesn't work,
478
00:22:30,625 --> 00:22:33,874
but we already established
I'm adorably lame!
479
00:22:33,875 --> 00:22:37,165
So lame. I guess all's fair
in love and ring toss!
480
00:22:37,166 --> 00:22:38,874
(cheering)
481
00:22:38,875 --> 00:22:42,082
Very funny,
you little pranksters.
482
00:22:42,083 --> 00:22:44,957
Ye olde candy bar
in the pool trick.
483
00:22:44,958 --> 00:22:47,499
I have no idea
what that is.
484
00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:50,207
Me either. We would never
waste a candy bar on the pool.
485
00:22:50,208 --> 00:22:51,208
Yeah.
486
00:22:53,208 --> 00:22:56,457
Uh! Ahh! I had that
in my pocket!
487
00:22:56,458 --> 00:22:58,457
{\an8}Ugh, there goes
another suit!
488
00:22:58,458 --> 00:23:03,165
{\an8}(laughing)
489
00:23:03,166 --> 00:23:07,082
{\an8}HARLEY: Not gonna lie.
Family vacations aren't easy,
490
00:23:07,083 --> 00:23:10,749
{\an8}especially
with seven kids,
491
00:23:10,750 --> 00:23:13,874
{\an8}but it's worth it,
because at the end of the day,
492
00:23:13,875 --> 00:23:17,165
{\an8}memories are what make
your family your family...
493
00:23:17,166 --> 00:23:18,832
{\an8}for better or worse.
494
00:23:18,833 --> 00:23:24,165
{\an8}♪
495
00:23:24,166 --> 00:23:25,416
{\an8}(horn honks)
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