All language subtitles for Stuck.In.The.Middle.S01E16.1080p.DSNP.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264.DUAL-C76_Legendas01.ENG

Thanks for meeting me.

I've asked you here
because I have an idea

for a cool new invention,
and I need some funding.

- Gotta run.
- Bye now.

Not from you.

I made a video to put on
that website Liftoff.

If people like it,
they'll give me money

to build more of
these things so
I can sell them.

But before I put
the video online,

I want your opinions.

- Oh, sure.
- That's different.

Just make it fast.

In five minutes, I have
to wash off this face mask.

The only thing I see on
your face is your face.

It's a clear mask.

Why would I want
to cover this up?

Just tell me what you think.

Ethan, always appreciate
your support.

Rachel, I know I can
count on you

to tell the truth,
even if it hurts.

Faster.
Getting drowsy.

Case in point.

My name is Harley Diaz.

I'm about to talk to you
using my latest invention.

I call it the Harley Cam.

Because my name is Harley.

The Harley Cam
is a body-mounted,

gimbal-based
video recording device.

Watch this.

Oh, boy. Dizzy.

Wouldn't this be better
if you were standing up?

So hope I can count on
your investment.

I'm still working on
the ending.

What do you think?

The Daphne part
was fun.

No. It's horrible.
It was 20 seconds long,

but now I feel like
I'm 40 years old
and my life is over.

You need more sizzle.

Cool videos really do
attract investors.

It's the reason I put a down
payment for a condo on Mars.

Come 2058, I'm gonna
be livin' large.

You need to film something
that really shows off

what the camera can do.

Like, take it to
a big party or sky diving.

Mom and Dad are never gonna
let me go skydiving.

I'm the kid most likely to take
care of them when I'm older.

- Yeah, I'm not doing that.
- True.

If you absolutely
had to choose

between scallions
and mushrooms,

- which would it be?
- Mushrooms.

No, wait. Scallions.
No, wait, I don't care.

(phone chirping)

Time to wash off my mask.

She's not wearing
a mask, is she?

No. She's just
trying to avoid us.

Guys, help me out here.

I'm having an omelet bar
for my quinceañera on Saturday,

and I can only choose
ten toppings.

It took me all day yesterday
to eliminate bacon bits.

Lost in the second bracket
to ham cubes.

Never mind. I can't
put this on you. Ugh!

Georgie's quinceañera.

That would be perfect for
showing off the Harley Cam.

I could have her wear it while
we do the big family dance.

But she's not doing
a big dance.

She's not even
having a party.

Just an omelet bar brunch
with some carefully
considered ingredients.

That's a sweet plan if you're
retiring from the post office,

but this is the most important
moment in a young Latina's life.

I have to convince her
to do a big party.

- Georgie deserves
her moment in the sun.
- And...

And natural light
would be ideal

for showing off the Harley Cam.
Just sayin'.

You're almost as transparent
as Rachel's fake mask.

♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ Sometimes it feels like
things are outta control ♪

♪ Like you're living in
a circus ♪

♪ Tryin' to figure out
your way in the world ♪

♪ Where you're at
is kinda perfect ♪

♪ So turn it up,
turn it up ♪

♪ Do your thing,
don't stop ♪

♪ Let the games begin,
let's jump right in ♪

♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪

♪ In the middle
of the party ♪

♪ We're just
getting started ♪

♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪

♪ In the eye of the tornado,
rowin' in the same boat ♪

♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪

♪ Get stuck in
the middle with you ♪

♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪

I've gotta go with
tomato for the omelet bar.

Everyone knows tomato
is king of vegetables.

- I thought it was a fruit.
- Oh, please, I can't
go through this again.

Look, this brunch
is fine and all,

but you've been waiting
15 years for your quinceañera.

You deserve more than
an omelet bar.

You mean an omelet bar
and a pancake bar?

That just seems showy.

Come on. Don't you
realize how lucky we are?

We get a sweet 16
a year before everyone else.

You've gotta
do it up big.

Well, what sort of
egg-based activity
would you go with?

This is bigger than eggs.

Don't you want a big,
fancy party like Rachel had?

- Guys.
- Yah!

(both yelling)

I don't know.

Over-the-top celebration?
That's just not me.

But a quinceañera
is a big part of
our Latino heritage.

It marks the transition
from girl to young woman.

Besides, it's like going
to a prom that only
celebrates you.

I appreciate the thought,

but I just don't like being
the center of attention.

My friend's grandfather
retired from the post office,

he recommended
this brunch place.

It'll be good.

But don't you wanna do
the big choreographed dance

with the whole family?

Remember how much fun
we had at Rachel's?

Yeah, it was really great.

I even nailed
the Running Man,

which is the only time
I've actually nailed running.

I would hate to miss out
on that dance.

But I can't
choreograph it myself,

and I have no idea
what to wear.

Look, being in a big family
is like being part of a team.

And the team
is here to assist you

with all your
quinceañera needs.

Well, it can't be
any more stressful

than picking out
these omelet fixings.

Buh-bye. I'm in.

Now I've just gotta get
the rest of the team in.

Great news. Georgie's up for
a big quinceañera.

And lucky you, you're
going to help me plan it.

I'm kinda busy.

I was gonna do this
for a while,

then watch some TV.
I haven't even
taken my nap yet.

Fine. I guess I'll just
have to decide

which cute girls to invite.

It'll be like Rachel's
quinceañera.

Hi. I'm Rachel's brother...

Ethan.

Aw, forget it.

Then again,
Georgie's my sister.

Of course I'll help.

She has a lot of
cute friends.

Plus, they're close
to my age,

so I actually
have a shot.

Stop with the fan.

Stop with the fan!

Here. These two
are your problem now.

Dad, there's a real
hurricane in Florida

with the same name
as me.

Hurricane Lewie.
How cool is that?

I'm Hurricane Lewie.

I'm Cold Front Beast.

Cold, cold, cold. Cold!

Since when do they
name cold fronts?

They're twins. I had to
give him something.

They've been tracking
Hurricane Lewie all day.

Hey, why don't you boys
go in the back

and watch
the Weather Network?

Yeah!

Why didn't I think of that?

I still get credit for this.

So it'd be great if you
help Georgie find a dress.

Not interested.
Been there, done that.

Okay, but she's choosing
dresses for all of us.

Don't worry, I'm sure
you'll look great

in whatever she picks out.

I see what you did there.

Bringing my worst fear to life.

And I respect it.
I'm in.

Ladies, Georgie's going
to need a dance,

and I think we all know
I'm the dancer in this family.

Dancing one time
in a cow costume

doesn't make you
an expert.

Maybe not, but this does.

Pow.

Okay, you got moves.

But this is also about
keeping people in line.

Knowing how to crack a whip.

What am I saying?
You're hired.

Testing out my Harley Cam,

because Georgie's quinceañera
is basically a go.

We got a dress,
we got dancing,

we got girls
5'4" and under.

Last stop, the bank.

Mom and Dad, who need
to finance this party.

Are you
out of your mind?

Saturday is
five days away.

It took me nine months
to plan Rachel's quinceañera,

and she needed
a part-time job.

But the whole family's
coming together for this.

They're expecting more.

Don't worry, our family's
used to disappointment.

BEAST: Hey, there's
no cold fronts in summer.

See?

You've gotta throw Georgie
a big quinceañera.

I don't understand.
Why does she want one now?

For months, she's been saying
she doesn't want us

- to make a big deal.
- Teenagers. What can you do?

Look, we're sorry,
but it's just too late.

Okay, what you're
about to see isn't pretty,

but remember,
they made me go there.

I understand.

I think Georgie always knew
you liked Rachel better.

Hey, we love all our kids
equally.

As far as you guys know.

You threw Rachel
a big party.

Rented out a hall,

spent I don't even know
how much,

but for Georgie,

and omelet bar
and a dozen toppings

seems about right.

Oh, wait.
You only went with ten.

Those are premium toppings.
I've got seven kids.

A brunch might not
be enough.

It'll be fine.

Maybe Georgie will find
a quarter in the booth.

She can play the trivia machine
on the way out.

Look, it's not that we don't
want to throw her a big party.

But where would we do it
on such short notice?

We could do it
in the backyard.

Natural lighting would make
the camera look great...

I mean, Georgie look great
on camera.

It would finally make
your dad mow the lawn.

I'll have Ethan do it.

And not because
I like him least.

I mean, he's one of
my top three.

I shouldn't have said that.

For a theme, we could do
"Under the Sea."

- It would be perfect
for Georgie.
- How is that perfect?

We own a marina store,
and we have five days
to prepare.

Are you really gonna
question this?

You're right.
It's perfect.

Time for my dance lesson.

Wow, I never thought
I'd say that sentence.

Then it's off to
my dress fitting.

And there's another one.

I just hope
I don't look stupid.

Now that one
I thought I'd say.

Ooh, Candace Banks
just RSVP'd for your party.

- Who?
- Really cute
girl in your grade.

Also, don't be surprised
if the girls' swim team
makes an appearance.

Who else are
you inviting?

Teams or individuals?

Hanna Tromer?

She beans me every time
in softball.

- And once in the cafeteria.
- But she smells like
strawberries.

And she's shorter than this.

Is that dancing,
or is that a bee in your pants?

Dancing.

I was giving you an out.

Next time, take it.

Now, we're going
to bring the hips.

Where are we
bringing them from?

Because mine are not working.

How about we try
something simple?

The family dance
involves me,

so it's got to be
poppin'.

Do I have to do
the hair flip?

I've got so much;
once it's in my face,

it's hard to find
my way out.

The hair flip's not
supposed to be easy.
Hit it.

This dress is ridic.

Actually, I really
like this one.

Not for you.
For me.

But I thought you were
supposed to match
your dress to mine.

Exactly. That's why
we're changing yours.

Keep up, Georgie.
And here are your shoes.

Well, look at you,
quinceañera girl.

Doing a dress rehearsal
before your big day?

Not that you need it.

- This feels awkward.
- Really?
It doesn't look it.

Here. Try it with
the giant camera
strapped around your waist.

Don't forget to smile.

I gotta say, I think
we have a real knack

for decorating
on a budget.

Just don't tell Georgie
you bought that flat screen

when she told us she
didn't want a big quinceañera.

Yeah, I don't know
about these.

Oh, come on.
They'll be fine.

It's a great photo op,
guaranteed crowd pleaser.

Yeah, nothing says
blossoming into womanhood

like an octopus
with a face hole.

This is Ron Storm
with Diaz Action News.

I'm reporting live from
what seems to be

a slapped-together
quinceañera.

We have five days.

And now, an exclusive
interview

with the one and only
Hurricane Lewie.

Hi, Ron.
Thanks for having me.

It has been
a hectic few days.

Smashing trees,
flooding basements,

ripping off roofs!

I am winded.

Any truth to the rumors
that you're being downgraded

to a tropical storm?

Uncool, Ron. Uncool.

Can a tropical storm
do this?

Hey, that is potentially
a family heirloom.

There you have it.

This is Ron Storm
with Diaz Action News.

Mom, Dad, back to you.

You pick that up,
Ron Storm.

(pounding sound)

Rachel. Rachel,
wake up.

There had better be a fire
or a midnight sample sale.

- Georgie.
- Yep.

We better go outside
and see what's going on.

I've got to find
a quieter neighborhood.

She only shoots night hoops
when she's upset.

That's convenient.
She can't see the ones
she's missing.

Bad matchup.

I need something
with less arms.

Or none.
Sea horse?

You're in.

Hey.

Guys?

Georgie, we're out here
'cause we're concerned
about you.

You're concerned
about me?

I'm not the one who
looks like an underwater
jug band.

We know something's
bothering you.

What is it?

My quinceañera.

Turns out being in
the spotlight's terrible.

I... I don't like my dress,

I can't do my dance,
and most of the people coming

are very short girls
I do not know.

So what are you saying?
You wanna go back
to eating omelets?

I'm saying I don't want
a quinceañera at all.

Georgie, come back.

This is on us.
I feel terrible.

And I know
everyone else does, too.

Hey, guys.

Since we're all out here,

anyone wanna push me
on the swing?

I can't believe Georgie
cancelled her party
because of us.

I'm having this weird feeling
in the pit of my stomach.

That's called guilt.

Yeah? Well,
it's a real bummer.

I got all of this started

by super-sizing
Georgie's quinceañera

so I could show off
my Harley Cam.

I pulled up
the jerk wagon,

you guys piled in,
and we ran over Georgie.

How could we have
been so selfish?

We do have lots of practice.

Nature calls.
That's hurricane humor.

You're a hurricane.
Take it outside.

Beast, grab your slicker.

You're about to do
a special report.

Okay, guys, we've gotta
stop thinking about ourselves

and start thinking
about...

"Georgie, we know
we messed up.

So we're making you
team captain.

Whatever you want for
your quince,

you draw up the plays,
we'll run them."

This looks amazing.

I hope Georgie likes it.

GEORGIE: I love it.

You look so beautiful.

I kinda do.

I can't believe
I'm about to say this,

but you look like
my sister.

You are growing up
so fast.

Hey, go stand by
the scuba guy.

We're gonna want
to remember this.

This just in.
Hurricane Lewie is
headed for Marshport.

Yeah, we know.
He's been here all day.

Not me.
The actual hurricane.

Boys, the news always says
there's gonna be a hurricane
in Marshport.

I've boarded up the store
ten times for nothing.

Okay, we're good.

BEAST: Dad, I'm
still in here!

- Or...
- Don't even
think about it.
- I wasn't.

Trust me. We're good.

(wind howling)

Georgie!

Oh, no!

- Georgie, honey.
- Georgie!

- Sweetheart.
- The sea horse got her.

So the good news is,
you sprained your ankle,

they've closed the roads.

None of the guests can come,
and we lost electricity.

Where's the good news?

I'm sorry. I just started
talking and hoped I'd
find something along the way.

Here's something
to ice your ankle.

And one less bag of
vegetable medley we have to eat.

That's good news.

Actually, I'm gonna put that
right back in the freezer.

Oh.

You ruined your
sister's big night.

How do you feel?

Conflicted, Ron.

Sure, it hurts,
but my job is to cause

as much destruction
as possible.

You wanna play
pitty-pat,

talk to
a low pressure system.

Words from the hurricane.

Regretful but proud.

This has been Ron Storm,
wishing you good night

and good weather.

This just in.

Area man about to
rescue his property

before it washes
down the driveway.

Will he return?
Stay tuned.

Who hired him?

Not me.

(thunder crashes)

I'm so sorry
this happened.

It's okay.
It's a sign.

It's the universe's way
of telling me

that I shouldn't be
the center of attention.

I'm not the kind of person
to go out there

and do a big dance.

I wanted to be,
but I'm not.

That is not true.

(thunder crashes)

I may not be able
to control the weather... yet,

but I'm not going
to let the weather control me.

It's time to show my sister,
Mother Nature,

and the universe
there's no stopping a Diaz.

(thunder crashes)

That's right,
I said it.

So we all got to work.

It wasn't going to be
the party we'd planned,

but we still had
everything we needed

to make it great...
us.

Wow! This must be
what it feels like

to win a game seven.

You do deserve
your moment in the sun...

even if it's raining.

And I have
something for you.

LEWIE: Whoa!

It's motorized.
All you have to do
is stand on it.

Now you can still
do your dance.

- BEAST: Can I try it?
- TOM: That's fantastic.

- SUZY: Harley,
that's so nice.
- RACHEL: Awesome!

SUZY: Aw, Georgie.

This is amazing.
I love my Harley board.

Actually, I call it
the Georgie board.

Normally, we start with
a father-daughter dance.

But I don't know how long
that ankle's gonna hold out,

so let's get to the part
where everyone's involved.

Now for the moment
we've all been waiting for.

The family dance.

(music plays)

♪ ♪

So the Harley Cam
will have to wait

a little longer
to have its big moment.

The important thing is,
Georgie got to have hers.

Guys. Guys!

(crashing)

GEORGIE: I'm good.
It's the other ankle.