All language subtitles for Stuck.In.The.Middle.S01E15.1080p.DSNP.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264.DUAL-C76_Legendas03.ENG

Mom, I know you have
a lot on your plate right now--

And yet I still feel that's not
the end of your sentence.

But I need you to give me
a ride to Boston this weekend.

Why? Is that the first stop
on your comedy tour?

Because that's hilarious.
Sorry, honey,

but Dad's out of town
with Georgie and Daphne,

and I just don't
have time.

It's no big deal.

All we have to do
is drop everything,

load up the rest of the kids,
drive two hours in traffic

there and back...

Now that I hear it,
even I'm not convinced.

Not being able to drive myself
is driving myself crazy.

Hold on.

Rachel's already got
her permit.

If she gets her license,

she could be
my ticket out of here.

And every kid wants
their license.

I don't want my license.

Why? Don't you want
your freedom?

Yes, and that's exactly
what I'd be giving up.

Thanks for driving Lewie
and Beast to the petting
zoo for me.

How'd they like it?

Not as much as the llama
liked my sweater.

You're forgetting about
the up side.

What a day.
I hit 18 malls,

three outlets,
and a designer sample sale.

This sweater was made
for Gigi Hadid.

And if you have
your driver's license,

I have an inside line to
two VIP passes

to the jammin'-est,
slammin'-est

outdoor music fest
in all of New England.

Jam Slam?

You have to know someone
to get those tickets,

and I know everyone
you know, and you know no one.
How do you have them?

Jam Slam picked
my invention for their
finals in their contest.

Winners get VIP passes.

And when I do, bam,
we're rockin' at Jam Slam.

Okay, so recapping,
cocky attitude, check.

Tickets, not so check.

You haven't won
anything yet.

I will when the judges
see this.

The H2 Whoa.

On one end, water bottle.

Other end, a multi-purpose
tool for all of your
outdoor concert needs.

A built-in
sunscreen dispenser,

a fan to cool you off,
and a mirror to glam you up.

I can't tell
if you like it or not.

Sorry. I got distracted by
my own reflection.

That thing is bomb.

And the best part is,

the winning invention goes in
every performer's swag bag

at next year's event.

I'm in. I better go out
and get a new outfit.

You need to get
your license first.

I meant for the driving test.

Sorry, drivers of America.

Rachel's getting her license.

It's time to celebrate.

That's right.
It's also a glitter cannon.

Too bad it's not
also a broom.

♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ Sometimes it feels like
things are outta control ♪

♪ Like you're living in
a circus ♪

♪ Tryin' to figure out
your way in the world ♪

♪ Where you're at
is kinda perfect ♪

♪ So turn it up,
turn it up ♪

♪ Do your thing,
don't stop ♪

♪ Let the games begin,
let's jump right in ♪

♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪

♪ In the middle
of the party ♪

♪ We're just
getting started ♪

♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪

♪ In the eye of the tornado,
rowin' in the same boat ♪

♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪

♪ Get stuck in
the middle with you ♪

♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪

Mom, we found a way
to fix our problem.

Don't worry, I called
the plumber this morning.

But just to be safe,
keep flushing twice.

No. Rachel's going to
drive me to Boston.

As soon as the judges
see my H2 Whoa,

we're going VIP
to Jam Slam.

Okay, even the few words
in that sentence

I did understand
confuse me.

- Rachel doesn't
have her driver's license.
- Yet.

I have an appointment
for a driver's test tomorrow,

but I need an adult
in the car with me.

Someone who's smart,
accomplished, powerful.

Still sort of cute if
she actually tried.

Not so great with
the sweet talk, are you?

Fine. I'll take you,
but only because

I can cash in those guilt points
with your father.

Oh, I also need to do
some practice.

Cash them in
if I live that long.

Congratulations, boys.

I'm casting you two as
the leads

for my final project
in film class.

You'll be perfect.
You were born to be stars.

Waited till the last
minute again, didn't you?

This is getting to be
a real problem.

I don't need a lecture
from two guys

who just got their heads
stuck in the stair banister.

Beast got his stuck.
I was just keeping him company.

Come on, guys. I can't
flunk at the one thing

I'm supposed to be
good at.

File that under
Ethan's problem.

But you'd be the perfect
leads for my buddy cop film.

Buddy cops, you say?

Yeah. A couple of
tough cops

who answer to
nobody but themselves.

Lewie, you'd be
Detective Frank Jay.

And Beast, you're
Detective Marco Peeby.

And together,
you're Peeby and Jay.

Clever, huh?

I would've gone
a different way.

So what do you say?

Help a brother out?

I'll have to talk
to my agent.

We want our own trailers
and hair stylists.

I'll give you
two dead batteries

- and a handful of candy.
- Done.

If I'm banking
my Jam Slam prize

on Rachel, I figured a little
practice couldn't hurt anything.

Except for maybe
Mom's sanity.

Can we go already?

I'm just covering
all our bases.

Let me put this on.

Mom, relax.

I've practiced some
with Dad.

I'm good.

Last time we went,
he kept his eyes open

almost the whole time.

I'm relaxed. Okay.

Everybody, buckle
your seatbelts.

Make sure it's secure.

It clicked, right?
Did it click?

You heard a click?
Did yours click?

I'm starting the car.

It's go time.

♪ ♪

Wow. If this was
a real driver's test, you...

Nailed it. Yeah.

Oh. I guess we need
those to get home.

Looking good, boys.

You have the right
to remain talented.

(giggling) I kid.
Now remember,

you've been investigating
this diamond heist
for six months.

You've just found
your first big clue.

The villain's signature
purple handkerchief.

So Lewie
picks it up first,

and Beast will
take off his glasses and say,

"Somebody's about to get
a taste of Peeby and Jay."

Got it?
And... action.

Cut! What's the matter?
I thought you two were ready.

Somebody's about
to get a taste...

Not now.
When the camera's rolling.

Yeah, do we have to do this
with the camera rolling?

I'm much looser
without it.

Wonder if it's too late
to make this an animated film.

Okay, time for some
last-minute cramming.

Rachel, what do you do when
you reach a blind intersection?

Come to a complete stop,
and proceed when clear.

- Mom?
- Close my eyes
and think of rainbows.

You'll both do great.

Oh, here comes
the instructor.

Hi.

I'll be your...

Suzy.
Is that you?

Oh, my gosh.
Phil Durning?

Oh, it's been forever.

Girls, you're not
gonna believe this,

but Phil and I went to
high school together.

Phil, these are
my daughters.

Harley and Rachel.

Pleasure.
Wow, time goes by fast.

- How is it that
you have two kids?
- Actually, she has--

Limited time, so let's
get this show on the road.

Show on the road.
I'm using that one.

Looks like we have an in.

I'm gonna go
butter him up a little.

Good. Let Mom do
the sweet talking.

Based on his khakis,
I don't know if I could.

This is the longest
ten minutes of my life

waiting for Rachel
to take her road test.

Oh, the moment of truth.

Pass or fail, it will all
be written on Rachel's face.

Strong posture
represents confidence.

Looking him in the eye
nodding.

Also a good sign.

I think it's safe to say...

That I have no ability
to read people.

That one was an accident.

I don't get it.

I stayed within
the speed limit,

my parallel parking
was crazy parallel,

I even nailed every point
in my three-point turn.

Yeah. How did that
go wrong?

Mom knew the instructor.

And we all know Mom's
great at buttering people up.

Wow!

Another day's mail
safely delivered.

And look at those arms.

Where was your last stop,
the gym?

Hey, since it's
on your route,

would you mind dropping
these off at the dry cleaners?

Light starch is fine.

Thanks.

That was basically
our mailman in a car

with worse pants.

He should've been putty
in Mom's hands.

Maybe he's mad at her.

Maybe something went down
in high school

Mom's not telling us.

"Suzy, sorry things
didn't work out."

What does that mean?

Check out his likes
and dislikes.

Favorite singer,
Meat Loaf.

That must be a typo.

All right,
let me set the scene.

You've been on stakeout
for 24 hours.

You haven't eaten or slept.

You're vulnerable,
emotions are bubbling up.

Make me believe it.

And action.

(monotone) I just found out
my kid made the academy.

I'm so proud.

(monotone)
My wife just left me.

I've got nothing
but the job.

Cut.

- Somebody's about
to get a taste--
- No.

Not catchphrase time.

And remember, Beast,
in this scene,

you're supposed to be happy,
and Lewie,

in this scene,
you're supposed to be sad.

I'm sorry.
Is that not reading?

Look, sad is this.

Try it.

Beast,
happy looks like this.

This feels right.

Guys, you're killin' me.
I need authenticity.

It's like you've never been
happy or sad before.

All right, let's try this
one more time.

Oh, and by the way,
Beast, when we're done,

I'm taking you out
for ice cream.

Oh, sorry, Lewie.
None for you.

Also, your pet turtle died.
And action.

(excitedly) I just found out
my kid made the academy!

I'm so proud.

(sadly) My wife
just left me.

I've got nothing
but the job.

Cut. Very nice.

Wait. I don't have
a pet turtle.

Movin' on!

"Sorry things
didn't work out."

Is there something
you'd like to tell us?

Yeah. I know I never showed
an interest in your past before,

but I wanna know
about this.

Phil had a thing for me
back in high school,

and I didn't
like him back.

Phil can really
hold a grudge.

He failed French
junior year,

never ate fries again.

A grudge for
all these years?

There's gotta be
something more.

Yeah. Did you insult
his mother

say his house smelled
like hard-boiled eggs

or flirt with his older
brother to make him jealous?

I'm just thinking of
things I did to Cuff.

Mom, think. I know high school
was a crazy long time ago,

but you've gotta
remember something.

Now who's bad
with the sweet talk?

Fine, but it's
embarrassing.
(sighs)

He's made because
he gave me a gift

- and I never returned it.
- What gift?

That captain's wheel.

He gave you
that ugly thing?

You are the one
who should be mad.

It was from
Phil's family boat.

In his words, he no longer
needed a steering wheel.

Because my heart
would lead the way.

He said that?!

Again, you're the one
who should be mad.

Cuff never gave me a wheel.

A hubcap once,
but never a wheel.

Anyway, my heart
didn't lead the way,

I never returned the wheel,
and Phil flunked you.

Now you know all of it.
I'm sorry.

This really stinks.

There are no more
road tests before Friday.

I guess we aren't
going to Jam Slam.

It's over.

I think we all
know me well enough

to see that
this is not over.

I'm not going to let
some stupid captain's wheel

keep me away from
Jam Slam.

If there was only
some way to reunite it

with its original owner.

Dear Phil, it's Mom.

Nope. Delete, delete, delete.

It's Suzy.

It was nice
seeing you again.

We gotta get this done
before Mom gets home.

I added a lot of items
to our grocery list,

but it'll only take her
so long to figure out

organic fake tofu
isn't a thing.

Phil just parked.

Took him three tries
to squeeze in that spot,

and he failed me?!
What a joke.

- Hi.
- Hi.
- Thanks for coming by.

Did you find
the house okay?

Any trouble parking?

Rachel!

Uh, is your mother home?
She invited me over.

Right. There's something
she wanted to give you.

What's this?

The captain's wheel you gave
her back in high school.

The symbol of
your lost love.

The reason why you
burned me on that test.

And maybe now, you can
find a way

to fit Rachel into
your schedule for a re-test.

It took me three stores, but
I found your organic fake tofu.

What's going on?

- Phil, what are you
doing here?
- Okay, Mom,

I know this is
a surprise,

but we were trying
to help Phil heal.

From that hole
you put in his heart
all those years ago.

What hole?
My heart's fine.

High blood pressure, but just
part of the driving game.

And I've never seen
that wheel before
in my life.

- Wait. What?
- I knew it.

Mom was hot in high school,
but not captain's wheel hot.

You made up that whole lie
about the captain's wheel?

But if Phil didn't have
a grudge against you,

why did he say no
when you asked him for a favor?

He didn't say no.

From one old friend
to another,

maybe it's best if my daughter
doesn't pass the test.

I just don't think
she's ready yet.

But why?

I studied,
I practiced.

You saw how good
of a driver I was.

Yeah, Mom.
While we were practicing,

she passed two
shoe clearance sales

and didn't even look.
She was totally ready.

I know she was.

- It was me who wasn't.
- What?

When I saw you guys
standing there all set to go,

it hit me.

As much as I complain about
driving you all around,

sometimes those
20 minutes in the car

are the only times
we get to share.

It is kind of like
a metal confessional booth.

I was gonna say
rolling jail cell,

but yours is nicer.

Once you kids
start driving,

I'm afraid I'm gonna
lose all those little moments.

And now I feel bad about
my jail cell thing.

Don't worry, Mom.

You'll probably have
Georgie for a while.

I don't see her
passing her driver's test
the first dozen times.

I'm sorry for letting
my sappiness

get in the way of
your license.

It's okay, Mom.
I'll just get it next month.

Unless your friend would be
willing to squeeze Rachel in
before Friday.

I knew I shouldn't
have stayed for these cookies.

Okay, guys, you've
successfully tracked the villain

with the purple handkerchief
down to the loading docks.

But your partnership
is falling apart.

Oh, and by the way,

Beast, Lewie cleaned his ear
with your toothbrush.

Lewie, Beast said
you're a poopy pants.

Action.

How could you
steal my lady?

Gloria was
everything to me.

You've got a lot of nerve,
buddy boy.

This ain't the time, Peeby.
We've got a villain
on the loose.

And Gloria's
my lady now.

We can do this two ways.

Creamy or crunchy.

Cut.
Where's that in the script?

It's not. I just feel like
my character would say that.

What do you mean,
your character?

And if Peeby has
his own catchphrase,

shouldn't Jay have one, too?
Something like,

We can do this two ways.

Grape or marmalade.

Okay, these aren't
the characters I created.

You? We are
these characters.

We've experienced
all their emotions.

Happy, sad,
the other ones.

It's true. I don't know
where I end

and Marco Peeby begins.

Look, I've got ten minutes
before a bread truck comes in

and parks in our set,
so let's go, monkeys.

Just do what I say.

No dice, director man.

Like you said, we're just
a couple of tough cops

who answer to
nobody but ourselves.

Yeah. In fact, hit the bricks.
You're fired.

Fired? You don't
exist without me.

Says you.
Come on, Peeby.

Let's jam.

Jay doesn't have
a catchphrase.

The one thing
I don't get is,

why did you sign
Mom's yearbook

"Sorry things
didn't work out"?

- Why did I do that?
- Mmm.

Oh, I think your mom
was supposed to come over

and watch Lethal Weapon 3,
but my VCR broke.

Just as well.

If there's one thing I hate,
it's a buddy cop movie.

So now that I've shown
I'm still crazy

after all these years,

is there any chance you can
give Rachel a re-test
before the weekend?

Well, I'd hate to have Harley
miss her invention contest.

And a killer
music festival.

Let's focus on
the non-party one, Rachel.

I suppose I could
fit you in

at the end of
the day tomorrow.

Yes!

Oh, thanks for being
so nice about this, Phil.

Ah, no problem.

Families like this--
it's the reason you do the job.

Well, I'm gonna go get
some more cookies.

Harley, why don't you show
him your invention?

It's called the H2 Whoa.

It has water, a fan, sunscreen.

Ow! My eyes!
Burning!

- What are you doing?
- What's going on?

Ten more seconds
and this bomb goes off.

Which wire do I cut?

I don't know, but if
you pick the wrong one,

this orphanage goes up
like a Roman candle.

Hands off
my inventions.

Well, guess we'll have to
defuse the hair dryer.

- Oh!
- I'm sorry.

My brothers must've
tampered with the...

Oh!

- Oh, glitter!
- Okay.

I will get you a towel.

Though a clean one
might take a minute.

Uh... here.

Use this.

Okay.

- Do you see that?
- PHIL: Son of a gun.

Purple handkerchief.

Get him!!

The perfect ending.

RACHEL: What are you doing?!

- Mom!!
- Guys, stop.

Step back, ma'am.

This is police business.

Looks like someone just got
a taste of Peeby and Jay.

Cut. Print. Perfect.

Boys! Get off of him!

What are you doing?!

Can we do this
one more time?

I'd love to get
some other angles.

Thanks again for
driving us, Mom.

No probs.

You know,
I called around

and there's a road test
available in Duxbury
next week.

I'll take you if you want.

You didn't date anyone
there, right?

I hope I pass.

You will.

I'm pretty sure
you're ready.

In a family like mine,

it's easy to be in a hurry,

trying to reach those
big milestones in life--

license, graduation,

Nobel Prize
for inventing.

But no rush.

There's still plenty of
small moments to appreciate

along the way.

Most of the time.

Okay, punk,
where'd you get that trophy?

We can do this
three ways.

Creamy, crunchy,

or with a tall
glass of milk.

Ethan, when are you going
to finish this movie?

I finished two days ago.

I can't get them to stop.

HARLEY: Guys,
don't push that.

( laughter)

Never mind.